WEBVTT - Best Bits: Listener Q&A With Morgan and Lunchbox 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:02.960 Best Bits of the week with Morgan. 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:04.640 It's Listener Q and daytime. 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:10.240 We're Morgan in a show member answer almost all your questions. 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:15.760 Time for some listener questions and lunchbox and I have answers. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:19.400 Starting with some commentary. First, Marcy and Texas says you're 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:20.280 the best lbie. 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:22.200 I appreciate it, I know it. 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:26.720 And then Myra says, you two are my absolute faves, 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:29.800 So thank you, thank you. Yeah, very exciting stuff to 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:31.040 start first, man, I let. 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:32.720 Me tell you, yeah, I like the way you take 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:33.520 the positive ones. 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:36.479 Oh heck yeah, because we see all we see all 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.120 the negative ones. I don't need to acknowledge them here. 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:41.839 I know I can just acknowledge them in your closet 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:43.440 when you sit in the dark and cry. 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.840 I mean, yeah, we got cries. Sometimes it's important to cry. 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:50.080 So ridiculous. That's so ridiculous that you let these people 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:50.640 make you cry. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:53.199 Not very often. It's only been like one time, and 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:54.280 that one was pretty brutal. 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:59.040 They say whatever they want, whatever, All right, you ready, 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.720 you're ready for these You know why they hate you? 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:03.480 What you know why people hate you? 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:03.760 Why? 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:04.560 Because they ain't you? 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:07.360 I was like, what are you about to say or 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:09.800 you about to insult me more because than I really. 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:12.720 Because they want to be us and they can't be. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:13.480 That's why i've here. 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:15.320 Right. I saw your clip on sore Losers. It was 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:15.880 good advice. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.280 It's like you think they can't do this like you 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:23.560 think you can do it. Dream On, dream On, dream On. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:25.000 You're really doing good other music. 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:27.600 I know I'm nailing songs. 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:29.640 I'm proud of you. I don't know where it's coming from. 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:32.039 I don't either, all Right, Shardan from Austin, Texas wants 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:35.080 to know what has parenthood taught you the most about yourself? 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.920 That I can keep something alive. I never knew that 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:42.640 I could keep something alive. Uh. I wish I could 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:47.440 say patience. Patience is a little bit like there's certain 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.880 aspects I'm very patient, and then other times I'm just like, 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:54.720 I'm so impatient because I've always been impatient my whole life, 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.840 and it's so hard to learn patience. Like I know, 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:00.680 I tried to like as they're asked getting a question, 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.080 especially my five year old, I will answer it before 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:09.480 he finishes, and he gets so damn, you just interrupted me. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:13.800 That is not what I was gonna ask you. 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:17.280 You get a little tasty or own medicine, and I'm like, whatever, 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:20.440 man like, yeah, but I think that's really what he 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:21.240 was gonna ask me. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.240 But once I answer it, he wants to say that's 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:24.600 not what. 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:26.200 He You know, as a kid, you were the same way. 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.000 Oh, probably you're the. 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:29.720 Same way as an adult. If I were to answer 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:31.160 you and stop, you mit, you're like, that's not what 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:33.280 I was asking, then you. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.600 I do do that sometimes, and so yeah, that is 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:40.200 one thing. Patience is one thing that I've really I've 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.240 worked on but then also not worked on, so that 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:44.639 I think that's taught me something. 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:48.160 And you're constantly still getting taught. 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:51.400 Yeah, taught. Patience is just I mean, patience is a 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:56.560 huge deal. Yeah, what else have I learned? I don't know. 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.880 That's okay, I pretty much dominated it, and I knew 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:02.800 I dominate it, Like all right, that's pretty much what 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:04.520 I learned. I was like, I'm good at everything. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:07.480 I like it. Emily from Texas as well wants to 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:09.320 know if you go buy lunchbox, does your wife go 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:11.240 buy a similar nickname to yours. 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:17.880 No, she just goes by hottie with a body, you know, snaggle. No, 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:20.440 I'm not gonna say that, Is that a nickname? 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:24.720 You have a snaggle? Were you gonna say like snags 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:25.200 or something? 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:26.840 Yeah, but I didn't know that was a bad and 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:28.560 that is all my What is that? 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:30.000 Please tell me? 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.880 I never in my life for some reason, that popped 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:34.240 in my head. 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.880 For some reason, it popped in your head. Yeah, use 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:38.560 it every day? 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.800 No, I never used it in my life, Like I 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:43.400 think that's Isn't that a movie or something? 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.200 It's gonna be in a movie. But you told you. 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:48.680 I'm rolling with the fact that you use for your 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:49.160 wife's name. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.320 You can try, you can roll with it. No, she 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:54.480 doesn't have a nickname, you know, so No, there's no 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:58.080 nickname that I use with her. She's just her. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:03:59.080 Okay. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:03.120 He goes by mom a lot or Mama, Mama, Mama, Mom, 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:04.880 Mom watched me, Mom watched me. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:09.360 See Yeah, got it? Okay. Shelby in Massachusetts would like 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:10.720 to know how Waldo is doing. 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:17.159 A Walda's good, Like his cough kind of went away 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:19.120 for the most part, but like in the last week 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.520 it's come back again, like it's starting to get I'm. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:28.080 Still convinced its allergies. They've been horrible this year for dogs, Yeah. 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:29.640 I did get him an allergy shot one. 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:31.279 Time, but it doesn't mean that it'll go away. 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:33.880 But then I never went back because he started being good. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:36.359 Yeah, he did be good for a little bit and 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:37.040 then it came back. 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.240 Yeah, so maybe I need to go back. I didn't 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:39.880 think about that. 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.240 Well, you can also try some other things for allergies. 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:46.200 No, I mean, SHOT's good enough for me? Well, I 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:48.080 mean he's fourteen, Like, I don't want to be trying, 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:49.120 like I don't need to be. 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:52.240 No, I mean, like just like natural you can feed 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:54.640 a messpoonful of honey a day that's supposed to help 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:58.320 their allergies. You can there's like some supplements you can 0:04:58.320 --> 0:04:58.680 give them that. 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:00.800 No, that's what I'm saying. That's a lot like I mean, 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:02.560 I don't want to sit here an experiment. Just give 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.919 me the allergy shot. They know that's supposed to work well. 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:06.520 But the problem is you use the allergy shots over 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:07.400 time and they stopped working. 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:09.560 But he's fourteen, he ain't gonna be here long, well 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:11.920 gonna be He's gonna be here forever. He's not gonna 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:12.720 be here another two years. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:13.760 I think he'll be here forever. 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:17.120 I wish, trust me, I wish, because that's when it's 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.159 gonna get hard, Like I'm going to be a mess, 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:21.039 and then you have to explain that to your kids. 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:23.719 And I ain't that That game is what I'm not 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:24.080 ready to. 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:27.440 Put right now. That is great, He is great. His 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:28.800 cough just comes to us. 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:30.800 Yeah, it just came back a little bit this week. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:34.040 But uh, yeah, he's getting older. We walks her a 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.240 little bit shorter, you know, like he can't go as long. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:37.200 It's kind of crazy. 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:39.919 Oh do you want my dog shoulder? He would love that. 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:43.360 He No. I would never put my dog in a stroller. 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:47.960 We did. No. No, my dog growing up, Nikki. 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:49.400 Did you put him in a wagon? 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:52.320 No? Got him a wheelchair? 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:55.440 Oh he was his legs, No, he. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:57.920 Lost his back, hit her back, hips went out. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.919 Oh so you put it on the and they wheel 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:01.480 themself around. 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:03.719 Yeah, so he would. She would scoot with the front 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:06.480 two and her other legs would be off the ground. 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:07.880 I love dogs on wheelchairs. 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.840 I mean it was I thought, oh my god, this 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:11.960 is the stupidest thing ever. When my parents were gonna 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:16.919 get it, it was fan freaking fantastic because this is 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.400 a dog that we used to go up, knock out 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:21.520 the screen in my brother's window, climb out onto the 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:22.880 roof and jump off the roof. 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:26.320 Oh my gosh, no, wonder her escape out one day? 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.920 She could jump over the six foot fence. What kind 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:30.600 of talk was it, Golden retriever? 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.440 Oh wow? Okay, So when did she get the wheelchair? 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:36.520 At a point round later? Like? Okay, So she used 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.800 to knock out the screen, go out the window, go 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.279 across the street, unlatch the gate, and let the neighbors 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:43.800 dogs out, and they'd all come in over to our 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:44.960 house and have a party. 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:46.240 Hilarious. 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:49.359 I mean, she was so freaking smart. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.360 That's why Golden retriever sometimes are smart. But they're also 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:53.279 very dirty dogs. 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:54.920 I don't know what dirty means. 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:58.479 I call him dirty. They're the real leg like kind 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:00.600 of like you're a little bit not sad, but they're 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:03.039 just kind of like there. Oh, and they kind of 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:05.760 end up in a lot of funny positions. 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.760 Like we would ride our bikes to school, and she'd 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:10.720 follow us to school, and so she would be running 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.720 NICKI nick, and we'd have to call my mom and dad. 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:16.200 But hey, Nikki's like she was just circling outside of 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:17.720 school trying to get in to come in with us. 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:18.800 Dang. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:22.119 I mean it was awesome. She was so crazy cool. 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:25.080 That's a good dog, like a great dog. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.080 And like at night, we would just let her out 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:28.640 the front door. They let her run around the neighborhood 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.240 to get out some energy. And then when we want her 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:33.080 to come back, we'd light fireworks. 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.080 That's how you got her back, and she'd come back. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:36.560 She wasn't afraid of them, No, she was. 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:37.880 That's why she'd come back, got it. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:39.920 Or you could get my brother to scare her off more. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:44.760 My brother's trombone out loud noise. That should come running back. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.960 That's weird that that was how you guys got her back. 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:49.720 So how we do it would probably really stupid. Just 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:51.480 let her out go running. I mean there's cars. 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:55.720 Oh yeah, you know. Different times, Yeah, different times, different people. 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:57.320 You know what I'm saying. Man of respect. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:59.680 Okay, Well, I'm glad to know that we're going good. 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:02.600 Thanks for telling us about Nicky. Yeah, take a quick break. 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:07.600 We'll be right back. When, if ever, have you been 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.840 the most nervous to do a bit Ethan in Scotland 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:13.200 about Scotland. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.080 Oh, Scotland, Tennessee. I didn't know. 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:17.880 I'm pretty sure, it's like Scotland. 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:18.800 No, no, no, no. 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.280 We have some that listen from other countries. 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:23.400 Oh and we haven't. There's a scott there's a Scotland 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:26.240 Rhode Island. Okay, so maybe that's where he's from. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:27.640 I'm rolling with Scotland. 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.680 The most nervous I've ever been to do a bit. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:39.560 That's a great question. I mean, I don't know. I 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:41.720 don't know. I really have no idea because I don't 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.840 really get that nervous. Like I'm not a nervous kind 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:44.360 of Yeah. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.240 I've never seen you get nervous so that I'm. 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.200 Trying to think nervous to do a bit. There's never 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:51.120 really been a bit where I'm just like, oh my gosh. 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.640 Are you nervous to the one that put you in jail? 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:55.280 That I didn't even think that. I didn't think that 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:55.840 was a big deal. 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:57.440 I thought you're like, it's just a joke. 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:01.200 Yeah, And you got to understand that twenty two you're 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:03.520 just like, oh, whatever, like this ain't anything, like you 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:08.600 don't think that anything can happen. I was nervous afterwards 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.480 when the cop told me, oh, he could have shot you, 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:12.160 and he would have been, you know, in his right 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:15.000 to shoot you, and I'm like, what for what? 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.920 Yeah, the seriousness of it all came kind of like whoa, 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:19.280 that's kind of crazy, you know what I mean to 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:22.200 think about. 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:24.360 There was been one bit we used to do. We 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.319 used to do is like there was a hiker bike 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:32.360 trail around Town Lake in Austin, and I would run 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:34.840 past people and wave at them, and if they didn't wave, 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.280 I'd turn around and blow an air horn in the air. 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:38.840 Like I'd run up behind him and blow the air 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:40.200 horn and people are still chasing me. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.320 That was a by or was that just a kid 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:42.760 thing you did? 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:43.840 No, No, that was a bit we did. 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:46.440 Oh my gosh, you thought did you like think at 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:47.760 any point somebody was going to kill you? 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:50.760 Oh? Probably? Yeah, I mean, and you got to think. 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:53.280 I'm not in running gear because we're at works. So 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:56.040 I'm in jeans and I'm jogging on the trail and 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.440 I'd run past them way good morning, and if they 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:02.559 went't way back, I'd turn around and the airhorn at them. 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:04.960 That's like some that's some punked. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:08.880 Yeah, that's like jackass, Like it is so freaking funny. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:10.880 And so you know, they're in their running gear and 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:12.760 I'm in jeans and stuff, and I'm like, oh God, 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:16.199 I gotta go, gotta go, and I'm on the phone, 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:17.480 you know what I mean, Like I'm on the phone, 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:20.800 do it. So you gotta imagine that I'm like running 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:23.600 in jeans a phone, airhorn in my hand, and these 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.840 people are out running like they're running the trail. 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.959 Yeah. Yeah, that's funny. That's a good bit. 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.000 Yeah, let's not do that anymore. 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:33.520 Yeah, you're like, I don't think I can do that today. 0:10:33.720 --> 0:10:36.160 What is your favorite thing about doing sor Losers Emily 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:37.040 in Bakersfield. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:41.640 Uh, My favorite thing about doing Sore Losers that Y 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.440 and I can do whatever we want. It's fun and 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:49.000 I like sports, and so we can talk about things 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:52.120 that are different than the regular show. And it's just 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:55.640 a it's another release. Like my wife, it gives me 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.719 an excuse to watch even more sports. You know, we 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:01.240 don't And here's the thing, we don't even talk that 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:04.480 much sports, yeah, which is weird. Like we talk a 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.640 little bit of sports and then we kind of go 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.120 off on tangents and I don't know, it's just a 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:12.800 fun outlet. It's enjoyable and I like Ray, Like I mean, 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:14.439 I don't ever talk to Ray, so it's fun to Like, 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.400 Ray doesn't get to talk much on the the Big Show, 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:19.760 so we get to hang out and talk and it's 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:23.320 just fun. It's a it's our own little baby. I 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:27.800 guess no, So check it out, man, we could use 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:29.800 the listeners. We only get three hundred an episode, but 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:31.520 I mean if we can get three hundred and. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:32.840 Five, that'd be great. 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:37.160 Oh you're right. We get three hundred, which is amazing. 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:38.920 Now if we can just get three hundred and five, 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:39.680 that'd be amazing. 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:41.600 Oh my goodness. Well, what would you be doing if 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:43.880 you were not on the Bobby Bun Show, Kelly from Arkansas? 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:46.240 I have no idea, Kelly, I'd be on reality TV. 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:51.280 I would be in your dreams, you'd be on reality TV. 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:55.560 Okay, thank you for that. 0:11:55.559 --> 0:12:00.280 That just came out. I didn't even realize that. Yeah 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:03.120 you could potentially, but like, also, you have it at 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:06.080 this point, so well, yeah, because I've had this job. Yeah, 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:07.559 you have a lot of excuses. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.439 You can't leave this job. Like that's the thing. These 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:13.120 people that go on reality TV shows, they don't have 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:14.000 real jobs. 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:15.760 Okay, but you didn't have a real job when you 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:17.560 were working at Jason Zella. You could have done it then. 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.359 Oh yeah, I tried out for a real world. 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:22.160 Then you should have started trying out some more. Just 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:24.360 I kept just kept sending it in every year. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:24.959 I did. 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:27.679 See in your twit. 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:31.360 But do you understand how I was twenty two when 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.880 I got this job. It's not like I had a 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:37.600 lot of opportunities to once I got the job. Reality 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:38.720 TV wasn't a thing. 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:42.040 Hey, I'm just saying back in the day. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:45.880 Okay, you know what I'm saying, So you get off 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:47.320 your little high horse over there. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.200 But you know, just dishing it out a little bit 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.920 for you. Okay, he doesn't have an answer. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:55.600 I really don't have an answer because I never had 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:58.520 any plans in life besides being in the real world. 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:08.080 Okay, doing maybe anchoring in your dream that was funny 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.120 because I did it. It was a little dishing back. 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:12.839 You give me crap all the time, Okay, I know, you. 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:17.360 Know dreams all right, news that would be terrible. All 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:18.400 they do is sad crap. 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:22.079 That's why I didn't end up going into it or 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.559 a zoo keeper. I'd love to work with animals. 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:27.559 Yeah, I'm gonna hang out with the crocodiles. 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:29.920 That I really wanted to be a marine biologist. That's 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:31.880 why I wanted to be growing up. But then science 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:32.760 and math I hated those. 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:35.080 So you had to do science and math or math 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:36.480 to do marine biology. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:39.120 I mean you it is more science, but you had 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:43.400 to be that intelligent to understand and develop things. 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:45.400 I got it, that makes sense. Yeah. I used to 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:49.680 want to be in the army because of the camouflage. 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:51.360 It's just because of the camela. 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:55.200 Yeah, I'm paying my room green and like, you know 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.559 how you have bookshelves. Yeah, and you had that little 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.319 sticky paper that you put on shelves. Yeah, dude, I 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:02.120 couldn't see you being in the army and they were 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:08.000 camouflage that the stuff I put on there. And then 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.800 as I got older, I learned that, oh you may 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:12.320 have to go fight and stuff and they yell at 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:13.520 you to get out of bed. Earlier I was like 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:15.360 I'm out on that. Then I want to be an 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:19.880 ambulance driver because came the word because they drive fast. 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:21.600 I was like, oh, that's so cool. I'll draw the ambulance. 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.040 And then my mom was like, you know, you got 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:24.320 to deal with the blood and guts. I was like, 0:14:24.520 --> 0:14:26.280 I'm out on the ambulance like I don't want to 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:29.720 do that. I'm cool. Yeah, and then it's real world. 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:30.240 That's it. 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:32.640 We really really developed. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:36.320 I mean I really matured into a great you know, 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:38.760 I had a lot of aspirations. You know, when your 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:40.520 teachers are like, what do you want to be when 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.240 you grow up? I wasn't like doctor. 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:44.800 I'm also just like picturing you in the army and 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:48.120 oh dude, I can't. 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.920 I did meet with a recruiter when I was in 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.800 college because I found out they pay for your college. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:55.800 I was like, oh my gosh, this would be awesome. 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:58.120 I'll be in the reserves. And my mom and sister 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.560 were like, do not do it. And then I realized, 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:02.240 you know what, they're gonna come in there and be like, 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:06.040 get up, it's time. It's four hundred hours. I come 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:07.400 back in an hour. I'm taking it. 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.520 You know. That wasn't gonna work, not for the knap 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:10.280 side of lunchbox. 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:13.240 Yeah, so I just decided that wasn't that wasn't gonna 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:16.520 fit my lifestyle. But hey, mad props everybody that does it. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.080 Shout out, oh man, all right, we're taking one more 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:25.040 quick break, coming back with some rapid fire. All right, lunchbox. 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:28.240 Rapid fire is happening right now. You have to answer 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:29.640 these quickly. That's what that means. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:31.320 Black and yellow, black and yellow yo. 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:33.920 Poor song today Live in North Carolina. Wants to know 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:35.600 if you let it slip that you had a a 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:39.160 sect to me? No, okay, novsect me? 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.360 Why why does she think of this is? 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:43.600 I don't know. She said, did you let it slip? 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:45.560 I don't know. Did you say something for losers or 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:46.280 something on the show. 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:48.680 I have no idea what she's talking about. 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:50.360 Okay, but you haven't had a sect me, No no 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.200 vasect to me? Okay, would you do stand up Patty 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:53.800 in Arkansas? 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:57.560 I've done stand up before, crushed it. I have no idea. 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.680 My dad back in Austin, he used to always say 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:03.560 you should go learn, like they had free classes like 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:06.040 at the comedy club to teach you to write jokes 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:09.120 or whatever. And I never did it. I never did it. 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:11.240 But you could have been good at that. 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:12.920 It could have been fun. But I look at the 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:15.760 life they live and the road and like the travel, 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.200 and it's hard, Like it's a hard life. 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:19.440 Yeah, kind of like a musician. 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:21.680 Yeah. And I'm like, oh, that doesn't seem like it 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:23.440 may have been fun for like about six months. 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:25.520 Oh, especially in your twenties, could have been fun. You 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:27.160 could have been a little comedian. 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:28.800 Rock star, could have been fun for a while. But 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.360 I'm just saying like there's still these people just go 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:34.520 to the little clubs, and it's like, man, that is 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:36.480 that's that's a lot. That's a wear and tear on 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:36.920 the body. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.000 That's fair. Did your tonao grow back after the marathon? 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:44.560 Oh? Yeah, I ran a marathon with three days notice, 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:47.560 no training, ran an extra mile just to prove everyone wrong. 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:49.760