WEBVTT - The Long Game

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<v Speaker 1>Your holster is way more important than you think it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just way more important than you think it is.

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<v Speaker 1>What look, and I get that. The holsters not the

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<v Speaker 1>sexy part of carrying firearms. All right, You want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about your weapon and your ammunition. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about your safety training. You want to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>how you did at the range. Oh, look at my groups.

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing these failure drills today, and all that

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<v Speaker 1>stuff is really important. I mean, really really important. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not discounting that, but I've known so many people who

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<v Speaker 1>do all those things. They take all the necessary steps

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<v Speaker 1>and then they carry with a holster they bought from

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<v Speaker 1>a big box hunting store that was made a thousand

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<v Speaker 1>at a time. Please don't put your life in one

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<v Speaker 1>of those holsters. You need to trust Northwest Retention Systems

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<v Speaker 1>dot Com used to promo co Jesse gets you ten

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<v Speaker 1>percent off. This is a Jesse Kelly show. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever been in an attack room? Attack room for you

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<v Speaker 1>city slickers, it's a room where you keep all the

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<v Speaker 1>horse stuff. I'm no horse expert, but it wrote him plenty.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about, you know, the saddles, the reins, so

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<v Speaker 1>on and so forth. I've been in quite a few.

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<v Speaker 1>My folks actually have a couple of horses, so they

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<v Speaker 1>have one. I remember going to my grandpa's farm. He

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<v Speaker 1>used to have a farm when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>and he had a few. It wasn't wasn't a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>huge horse operations, just a few. And I would go

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<v Speaker 1>check out his tack room because they've never seen anything

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<v Speaker 1>like that before. And even as a small child, I

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<v Speaker 1>was stunned at the amount of crap a horse needs.

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<v Speaker 1>It really is amazing the amount of stuff a horse needs.

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<v Speaker 1>One horse, you get two or three. You've got the

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<v Speaker 1>room full different bridles and then in stirrups, and I

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<v Speaker 1>mean there's it's endless. On top of what a horse eats.

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<v Speaker 1>A horse a thousand pound horse, and horses can get

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<v Speaker 1>you know, two thousand pounds, depending on the type of horse,

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<v Speaker 1>a little more than two thousand pounds. A thousand pound

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<v Speaker 1>horse needs twenty five pounds of hay a day. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what, We'll come back to that. It's an interesting

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<v Speaker 1>thing how Europe has progressed over the years. But I

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<v Speaker 1>really find the Napoleonic era to be fascinating, really fascinating.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking the end of the seventeen hundreds, getting into

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<v Speaker 1>the early part of the eighteen hundreds, and understand what

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<v Speaker 1>we're going through here. Remember all that bubonic plague, black

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<v Speaker 1>plague stuff. From the thirteen hundreds to the sixteen hundreds.

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<v Speaker 1>They were always fighting that dagon thing off. There was

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<v Speaker 1>even another breakout in Marseille in the seventeen hundreds, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was carving out huge percentages of the population. And

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<v Speaker 1>then we had kind of an industrial revolution, flat out,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what they called it. And tech knowledge he advanced massively,

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<v Speaker 1>and they figured out medicine and they've figured out other things.

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<v Speaker 1>They've figured out so many things. In Europe's population during

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<v Speaker 1>this time went from about one hundred and ten million

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<v Speaker 1>to one hundred and ninety million. It just exploded. We

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<v Speaker 1>figured out how to make sure all the babies don't die, medicine, roads, food,

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<v Speaker 1>figured out trade a lot better than we ever did,

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<v Speaker 1>and things blew up and Europe began to remake itself

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<v Speaker 1>in various ways. And that many more people creates more problems.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to be a steady theme today. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>good thing. I'm leather or more people get married, crank

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<v Speaker 1>out those kids. People, but also more problems with it.

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<v Speaker 1>More people mean or food means. It's complicated, and it

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<v Speaker 1>really meant more problems for the monarchs of the era.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a hard time connecting with that. You and

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<v Speaker 1>I both do. What do we know about kings? What

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<v Speaker 1>kings do you know? Well? You know the queen in

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<v Speaker 1>England not really any power, or has power but doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>use it. It's a weird dynamic. You know. A couple

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<v Speaker 1>of those places in the Middle East, I'm sure have

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<v Speaker 1>assault and there's something I don't know, none of my business.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's what you know, That's what I know, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Really king, But this was an era where everyone had kings, everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was starting to go away, starting to go away.

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<v Speaker 1>This was an era where people were waking up and realizing,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we should we should have rights. How many

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<v Speaker 1>centuries have we gone through these kings? And yeah, a

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<v Speaker 1>good one works out really well, but then his son

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<v Speaker 1>turns out to be an idiot or a crazy person

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<v Speaker 1>and it sucks. That's maybe we can move on past that,

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<v Speaker 1>and you get this revolution in France and elsewhere where

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<v Speaker 1>the revolutionists were called and you don't need to confuse

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<v Speaker 1>this with our American politics, they were called republicans. People

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<v Speaker 1>should have a voice, people should have representation, and they

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<v Speaker 1>were fighting against the royalists, people who wanted a king.

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<v Speaker 1>Which brings us to a young man born in Corsica.

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<v Speaker 1>Corsica is not in France. It is an island south

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<v Speaker 1>of France. It was a French colony at the time

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<v Speaker 1>Napoleon was born. Now, Napoleon was short. Everybody knows that

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<v Speaker 1>Napoleon's French initially was terrible, meaning his French language actually

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<v Speaker 1>spoke Italian a lot better. Eventually, though, Napoleon finds his

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<v Speaker 1>way into France's war college. Now keep in mind, when

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<v Speaker 1>Napoleon got to France proper, Napoleon had a really, really,

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<v Speaker 1>really tough time of it in life. Life can be

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<v Speaker 1>tough when you're short. School, especially your early years surrounded

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<v Speaker 1>by other men, can be really cruel when you're short.

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<v Speaker 1>Was tough on Napoleon. And when you're short and don't

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<v Speaker 1>don't oblah, when you don't speak of the language very well,

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<v Speaker 1>and get a lot tougher. And so Napoleon finds his

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<v Speaker 1>way into the mility terry college, and he doesn't really

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<v Speaker 1>care about socializing with other people. He cares about learning everything.

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<v Speaker 1>And it turns out this guy, this guy is a

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<v Speaker 1>freaking genius, and a genius in an era where it's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to be a genius. And here's what I mean

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<v Speaker 1>by that, Army sizes are growing exponentially at this time

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<v Speaker 1>because population sizes are growing exponentially at this time. That

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<v Speaker 1>has not been the case throughout it. So you've heard me.

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<v Speaker 1>How many ancient battles have you heard me talk about

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<v Speaker 1>on this show? Twenty thousand here versus thirty thousand there.

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<v Speaker 1>On the huge side, it's sixty or seventy thousand here

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<v Speaker 1>versus fifty thousand there. That is, I mean ancient times.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a huge pitched battle. And now we're getting

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<v Speaker 1>to the era where there are so many people in France,

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<v Speaker 1>there are so many people in Prussia, and in Britain

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<v Speaker 1>and Austria, there are so many people there. Well, army

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<v Speaker 1>sizes grow. As their army sizes grow, they're always warring

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<v Speaker 1>for power. It's part of the reason George Washington, in

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<v Speaker 1>his farewell address, was so so adamant about staying out

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<v Speaker 1>of Europe's wars because George Washington had seen all this

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<v Speaker 1>his whole life, and he learned the history of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Europe because of their religion, because of their proximity to

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<v Speaker 1>each other for a million and one different regions, the

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<v Speaker 1>Europeans are always at each other's throats. Always. Oh, we

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<v Speaker 1>like to think that World War one and two were

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<v Speaker 1>the first time there was all all people. They never

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<v Speaker 1>stopped fighting. I mean, right now is about the only

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<v Speaker 1>peaceful time we've ever known of there. They're always fighting,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're always fighting to be superior. That was a

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<v Speaker 1>big part of it too. Well, wait a minute, Austria

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<v Speaker 1>just took this colony over there. Hey, hey, Bill, does

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<v Speaker 1>that mean they have more colonies than us? It does?

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<v Speaker 1>It does, mister King, it does? They actually now have

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<v Speaker 1>two more colonies with us. Well, back on it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna work for me. I'll tell you what. Get

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<v Speaker 1>some troops on the border. We're gonna fight Austria over

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<v Speaker 1>this last colony, and you'd fight over Austria over our

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<v Speaker 1>colony and you'd gain one. Mack. Oh good, we've even

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<v Speaker 1>things out. But now Spain's looking and they're like, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>Now they have two more than us. I guess we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fight them. And if it sounds insane, believe me,

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<v Speaker 1>read through the history. That's that's what it's like. It's insane,

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<v Speaker 1>insane obsession with power. Hang on, we got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about today now, because this is a time

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<v Speaker 1>of advancing technology when it comes to muskets and cannons,

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<v Speaker 1>because this is a time of increased army sizes, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's a time of animosity. As I said, there are

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<v Speaker 1>constantly battles everywhere everywhere, not these gigantic, all encompassing wars

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<v Speaker 1>of domination. Either. It really wasn't that way. It just

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't that way. It was I certainly don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>call it gentlemanly because wars not gentlemanly. It was horrible

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<v Speaker 1>and there was death, and there was destruction, and there

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<v Speaker 1>was famine and it was awful. But Austria squares off

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<v Speaker 1>against Spain. They have a pitched battle. Austria wins. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>that sucks, all right. Then they have another pitched battle

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<v Speaker 1>in Austria wins. It was expected and happened that. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>clearly Spain lost this round. Spain can come to terms.

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<v Speaker 1>Give Austria little territory, little money. Okay, you won that one,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're good. Everything wasn't like the ancient Roman times,

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<v Speaker 1>or really the times before this. You know, the Mongols

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<v Speaker 1>chopping off the heads of everyone in a city of

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<v Speaker 1>a half million people. Just wasn't that way in general.

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<v Speaker 1>And you have this young hot shot commander in France, Napoleon.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I say hot shot, this dude too many

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<v Speaker 1>battles that I can name for you, but he starts

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<v Speaker 1>out as obviously you know, a captain, lieutenant. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>slowly officer, and everything they tell him to do he dominates.

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<v Speaker 1>He's kicking the crap out of people. They finally make

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<v Speaker 1>this guy a brigadier general and then in his twenties,

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<v Speaker 1>and understand this, it's kind of funny when you think

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<v Speaker 1>about it, because everybody knows how the story ends. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not one of the royalists. He's a republican. He wants

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<v Speaker 1>rid of the monarchies, and they can't get rid of

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<v Speaker 1>them all. And eventually Napoleon works his way up and

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<v Speaker 1>he's made console. Now they had three consoles that everybody

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<v Speaker 1>kind of knew. We have one console. There's only one

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<v Speaker 1>dude calling. The shots are out here. We're gonna let

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<v Speaker 1>you have it on your business card. But you go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and go home. Okay, we don't need you today.

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<v Speaker 1>We have the guy we need, and Napoleon is running things.

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<v Speaker 1>And Napoleon begins to expand, begins to expand his sphere

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<v Speaker 1>of influence, and he is Remember how I said they

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<v Speaker 1>were always that, you know, lobster in the bucket mentality.

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<v Speaker 1>Austria can't have more than Prussia, can't have more than Spain,

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<v Speaker 1>can't have more than Britain, can't have more than France.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything was always seeking a balance through battle. This guy's

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<v Speaker 1>getting too big. We gotta do something about that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>every now and then, every once in a while throughout history,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody emerges and he's just superior to everybody else, far

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<v Speaker 1>superior to everybody else. It's actually funny. I was watching,

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<v Speaker 1>as a quick side note last night on this theme,

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching that great show right now on ESPN

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<v Speaker 1>called Last Dance about the Bulls final season. Everybody remembers

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<v Speaker 1>the Bulls in the NBA and when Jordan was at

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<v Speaker 1>his height, And if you're too young for that, just

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<v Speaker 1>know that Michael Jordan, at the height of his popularity,

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<v Speaker 1>was bigger than all the ten sports stars you can

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<v Speaker 1>name combined. Jordan was everything. He was in every commercial.

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<v Speaker 1>He was easily the most famous person on the planet.

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan was bigger than any athlete you'll ever know, and

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<v Speaker 1>probably we'll ever know again, it's just too diversified now.

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<v Speaker 1>Jordan was huge. But there's this scene where they put

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<v Speaker 1>together the Dream Team, and you remember the Dream Team.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was from the ninety two Olympics. It

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<v Speaker 1>had never been done before. They took all the greatest

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<v Speaker 1>players in the NBA and put them on one team.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're talking Magic Johnson and Larry Bird and all

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<v Speaker 1>the best players, not the All Stars, the All Stars

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<v Speaker 1>of the All Stars. And they put them legends, the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest players ever to play on one team because they're

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<v Speaker 1>all still playing during this era. And they have this

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<v Speaker 1>practice and they're scrimmaging against each other and Magic Johnson

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<v Speaker 1>just talking trash, normal basketball trash, says something to make

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Jordan mad, and playing against all the other greatest

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<v Speaker 1>players frankly of all time, Jordan goes off and destroys

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<v Speaker 1>everybody and wins it. And they talked about it after,

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<v Speaker 1>how oh my gosh, this is okay. He's it was

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<v Speaker 1>against the alpha male, alpha males. They were all like, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy's the one that's gonna go ahead and lead everything.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he's better than everyone else. And you have this

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<v Speaker 1>with Napoleon in this era in Europe, there is no

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<v Speaker 1>more balanced Jack and Napoleon knows it, and they know it.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy keeps fighting battles against people, battles he should lose,

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<v Speaker 1>battles that should be even, and he is kicking the

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<v Speaker 1>crap out of everyone. He even at one pod in time,

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<v Speaker 1>goes down to Egypt and takes Alexandria. If that sounds weird,

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<v Speaker 1>it is weird. It was a British colony. He managed

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<v Speaker 1>to sneak his fleet by the British fleet because then

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you know that British fleet, You really didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to see them on the high seas. He slips

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<v Speaker 1>them by, lands twenty five thousand dudes in Alexandria. Of course, dominates,

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<v Speaker 1>takes Alexandria, and then British Britain promptly finds the fleet

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<v Speaker 1>that slipped by and destroys it. So now he's got

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five thousand men stuck in Alexandria, which wasn't ideal,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's kind of funny. As another little side note,

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<v Speaker 1>he just chose to chill out in Egypt for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason I say it's kind of funny, how

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<v Speaker 1>consistent that theme is with the conquerors in history. There's

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<v Speaker 1>something in Egypt. There's something about Egypt. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's a Pharaoh thing, because there's so much amazing

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<v Speaker 1>history there. There's something about that place that draws these

0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:22.000
<v Speaker 1>people in Julius Caesar spent some quality time with Cleopatra there,

0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:29.119
<v Speaker 1>Mark Anthony went there. Alexander the Great went there, spend

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<v Speaker 1>some time. Do you remember that really cool story. It's

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite stories in history. They buried Alexander

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<v Speaker 1>the Great there and then Caesar Augustus, who was I

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<v Speaker 1>mean sent decades after Alexander the Great, but remember the

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<v Speaker 1>Romans thought Alexander the Great, everybody did in ancient history,

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<v Speaker 1>thought he was the bomb dignity. He shows up and

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<v Speaker 1>Caesar Augustus shows up there and says, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>see the tomb of Alexander the Great. And they said, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>well we'll take it. We'll take you there and then

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<v Speaker 1>we'll show you all the other kings we've had here.

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<v Speaker 1>And Caesar Augustus says, I came to see a king,

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<v Speaker 1>not a bunch of corpses. But there's something about Egypt,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's sucked Napoleon into He just liked to chill

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<v Speaker 1>out for a while. Maybe it's because of the rumors

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<v Speaker 1>that the old ancient Egyptian women shaved all their body here.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't want to make any suggestions,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's whatever they apparently enjoyed themselves in Egypt. Napoleon

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<v Speaker 1>eventually gets word that there's a rebellion against him, because

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<v Speaker 1>by this point in time he is emperor Emperor of France.

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<v Speaker 1>By the time he gets back, his army has already

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<v Speaker 1>kicked the crap out of the rebellion. He's still emperor.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this part gets a little complicated because history is complicated.

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<v Speaker 1>Couple things about Napoleon being emperor. He's still kind of

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<v Speaker 1>considered himself to be a republican while he made himself

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<v Speaker 1>a monarch and in fact even had it put in

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<v Speaker 1>a law that he got to pick the next monarch.

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<v Speaker 1>But it wasn't all bad, but kind of bad. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>explain in a second. You need sleep. I'm staring right

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<v Speaker 1>now at producer Chris, and he looks like a freaking zombie.

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<v Speaker 1>Why I couldn't sleep. I know what it's like. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not I'm not judging you. I've been there so many times.

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<v Speaker 1>And what is amazing is the different person I am

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<v Speaker 1>when I sleep versus when I don't sleep. I'm angry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stupid. My mind doesn't work right. I can even

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<v Speaker 1>tell it's not working right. Look, I don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>explain it to you. If you're a bad person when

0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:16.760
<v Speaker 1>you don't sleep, you're a good person when you do

0:21:17.160 --> 0:21:20.760
<v Speaker 1>get in EBB sleep, because it actually goes after the

0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:23.920
<v Speaker 1>reason you can't sleep, those thoughts racing through your head.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what it's like. You lay down, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>turn them off. If you get an EBB sleep. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a wearable solution, a wearable solution that targets that forehead.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to tryebb dot com slash Jesse. That's try ebb

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<v Speaker 1>for twenty five bucks off. So the Napoleon's an emperor,

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<v Speaker 1>and in fairness to him, it wasn't a bad one.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually put in reforms as far as individual rights,

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<v Speaker 1>which sounds funny. As an emperor, he put in reforms

0:22:19.280 --> 0:22:21.160
<v Speaker 1>that are still kind of in place to this day.

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<v Speaker 1>Religious freedom really wasn't bad. But Napoleon still had battles

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<v Speaker 1>to win, got got a bit bogged down in Spain,

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<v Speaker 1>still fighting with Austria, still fighting with Prussia, still fighting

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<v Speaker 1>with Russia. It's he's fighting with everybody. But who he

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<v Speaker 1>really really hated was Britain. You know, they may have

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<v Speaker 1>been England at this time. I can't tell. Nobody ever

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<v Speaker 1>knows what's what's going on over there. It's the UK,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Britain, it's England, it's it's I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>You know where I'm talking about, the big island, cold

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<v Speaker 1>and rainy, crappy food, and Napoleon can't get there because

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<v Speaker 1>of their fleet. The British fleet is phenomenal. Everybody knows that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's how they conquered the world. He can't get there.

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<v Speaker 1>If he could get his army there, he would dominate.

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<v Speaker 1>But the easiest way to take out ten thousand troops

0:23:25.480 --> 0:23:27.560
<v Speaker 1>is sink him in the English Channel before they can

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<v Speaker 1>even get there. In England, would Hitler ran into this

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<v Speaker 1>same thing? This is a consistent theme throughout history. The

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<v Speaker 1>Germans ran into Itto World War One. We can't get there.

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<v Speaker 1>If we could just get there, And Britain very intelligently

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<v Speaker 1>always played to their strengths. No, we don't have vast armies,

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<v Speaker 1>but we are in island. And if we just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of specialize in this ocean thing, I think we can

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<v Speaker 1>do seriously well for ourselves. And they did, and now

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<v Speaker 1>Napoleon's trying to figure out what to do about it.

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<v Speaker 1>So what they did was then they each did it

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<v Speaker 1>to themselves. They blockaded each other. You see England blockaded,

0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:21.960
<v Speaker 1>you know Napoleon. But Napoleon owned all this ground, It

0:24:22.080 --> 0:24:24.280
<v Speaker 1>had all these people who had who had been forced

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<v Speaker 1>to sign treaties with him, So he bans the sale

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<v Speaker 1>of British goods. Britain made its living on trade. No,

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<v Speaker 1>and now tell me if this sounds familiar. Both of

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<v Speaker 1>their economies are in a race to the bottom, to

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom, and Napoleon thinks he's gonna win that race.

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<v Speaker 1>He does, and he probably would except for Russia. And

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<v Speaker 1>let me just quickly say, I am giving you the

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<v Speaker 1>ultimate thirty thousand foot view of this entire escapade. That's

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<v Speaker 1>easy for me to say that this contains this period

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<v Speaker 1>of time. I'm talking about more awesome battles and treaties

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<v Speaker 1>and betrayals and broken treaties and things than I could

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<v Speaker 1>ever put into one show that I'm going to cover

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<v Speaker 1>one individual part of it that I haven't even gotten

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<v Speaker 1>to yet. We're gonna have other parts, will do at

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<v Speaker 1>other times. But just know, if this is a subject

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<v Speaker 1>in any way that fascinates you, which it always did me,

0:25:37.160 --> 0:25:39.840
<v Speaker 1>dig into it. There's a lot there I am. I

0:25:39.880 --> 0:25:46.440
<v Speaker 1>am really giving you the high points. So Russia decides, well,

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<v Speaker 1>screw Napoleon, We're gonna deal with the British, thus making

0:25:52.280 --> 0:25:57.040
<v Speaker 1>Napoleon the loser, and that losing race to the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>Napoleon's not going to just stand for that. And so

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<v Speaker 1>Napoleon begins to plan for war with Russia, an invasion

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<v Speaker 1>of Russia. And now I need to bring up a

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<v Speaker 1>couple critical things. One Napoleon was, to his benefit and

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<v Speaker 1>to his detriment, famous famous for this, not necessarily needing

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of supply, he needed tons of supply. But

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<v Speaker 1>Napoleon's armies ravaged the lands they invaded, thus making them incredibly,

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly unpopular in the lands they invaded. It's one thing

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<v Speaker 1>to have you, you know, picture that street that runs

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<v Speaker 1>outside of your house. If there was an army marching

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<v Speaker 1>through it, a foreign army, that would be a little disconcerting,

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<v Speaker 1>but not the end of the world. Right. However, if

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<v Speaker 1>that army kicked in your front door and took everything

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<v Speaker 1>you own and left you stranded on the street with

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<v Speaker 1>your house burning down, now we've got a problem, right.

0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:11.879
<v Speaker 1>And that's how they conducted business. They supplied themselves off

0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:19.840
<v Speaker 1>the land, not exclusively, but mostly. Now Poleon gets an

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<v Speaker 1>army together, called the Grand Army. Five hundred thousand, six

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<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand. Put whatever number you want on it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say five hundred thousand. They think it was probably six,

0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 1>but I'm just saying five, because then again, nobody ever knows.

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:36.399
<v Speaker 1>No one can never give you an exact count. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how you lose one hundred thousand people somewhere,

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<v Speaker 1>but nobody ever knows. We're calling it half a mill

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<v Speaker 1>all right. His plan was not His plan was not

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<v Speaker 1>to invade and take over every square inch of Russia.

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<v Speaker 1>Contrary to anything you've ever read historically, that was not

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<v Speaker 1>his plan. Remember when I told you this was a

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<v Speaker 1>different era where you fight one pitch battle, two pitch battle,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe three pitch battles, possibly four, and then looked, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want all those, hey, let's just do a treaty.

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<v Speaker 1>We're done here, you won okay, fine, here, have a

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<v Speaker 1>little territory, have a little money. We're all good, right.

0:28:22.440 --> 0:28:27.879
<v Speaker 1>His plan was to go forty miles, well forty days,

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<v Speaker 1>I should say forty days into Russia. He even set

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<v Speaker 1>up a city a supply depot for his army, giving

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:42.680
<v Speaker 1>them forty days worth of provisions. That keep in mind,

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<v Speaker 1>I read this that I don't remember where I read it.

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<v Speaker 1>He has half a million, right, an army of two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty thousand troops. Trying to put this in

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<v Speaker 1>your mind. An army of two hundred fifty thousand, that's

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<v Speaker 1>half his army needs four thousand wagons a day of supplies.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember in the beginning when I talked about that horse,

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<v Speaker 1>A few horses, Yeah, now make that one hundred thousand horses,

0:29:20.360 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 1>five hundred thousand troops. And to his credit, Napoleon was

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<v Speaker 1>always good at this logistics. What's that old saying I

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:29.480
<v Speaker 1>blatantly stole from somebody because I looked up the quote

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<v Speaker 1>a million times. I have no idea where it came

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<v Speaker 1>from amateurs, study tactics, professional study logistics. Napoleon understood this.

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<v Speaker 1>He moved with speed. He knew he had to supply

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<v Speaker 1>his army. He was ready for this. He enters Russia

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<v Speaker 1>with this grand army, and the Russians began to engage.

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<v Speaker 1>It is not winter yet, Get that out of your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>We are not there yet. But he starts to fight

0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:09.720
<v Speaker 1>these huge battles with the Russians, and the Russians fight well,

0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:20.480
<v Speaker 1>but the Russians lose. However, when the Russians lose, they lose. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what do I mean by that? You've heard me talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it a million times. You'll hear me talk about

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<v Speaker 1>it a a million more times in battles, individual battles. The massive,

0:30:35.360 --> 0:30:39.920
<v Speaker 1>massive loss of life you see comes from one of

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<v Speaker 1>two things happening. In general, only one of two things happening.

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<v Speaker 1>It does not come from you know, we're squaring off,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going head to head and find that your guys

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<v Speaker 1>are so much better. You just slaughter us all. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not how it works. It either comes from being surrounded

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<v Speaker 1>if you make a tactical mistake and you allow them

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<v Speaker 1>to surround you, or it comes from you turning and

0:31:08.600 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 1>running away called routing. You turn run the other direction.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when you get mowed down like grass. The Russians.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something different, and that's going to be the point

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<v Speaker 1>of our story. Hang on one side. Napoleon's plan goes

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<v Speaker 1>really well, takes off into Russia, gets in these big

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<v Speaker 1>battles with Russia's army. To keep in mind, it's oftentimes

0:32:07.040 --> 0:32:09.880
<v Speaker 1>presented like Russia's army was just a bunch of bumbling

0:32:09.920 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 1>idiot hicks. Russia had an excellent army at this time.

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<v Speaker 1>But again you're facing off against Michael Jordan and they

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<v Speaker 1>got the crap kicked out of him. And Napoleon well

0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:31.960
<v Speaker 1>finds himself at a point of frustration. He's winning these

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<v Speaker 1>battles and Russia isn't submitting. Does that sound familiar at all?

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<v Speaker 1>It should, because that's pretty much exactly what happened to Hitler.

0:32:44.880 --> 0:32:46.840
<v Speaker 1>Which it's actually really funny when you think about it.

0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:49.680
<v Speaker 1>From Hitler's point of view. People like to present him

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<v Speaker 1>as this idiot, and he was kind of an idiot

0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:54.880
<v Speaker 1>and certainly an evil human being. But Hitler and his

0:32:55.000 --> 0:32:59.880
<v Speaker 1>people studied Napoleon's disaster, which we're about to talk about extensively,

0:33:01.160 --> 0:33:05.800
<v Speaker 1>specifically not wanting to repeat Napoleon's mistakes, and they repeated

0:33:05.840 --> 0:33:09.480
<v Speaker 1>basically all of them. That the Dazis kicked the crap

0:33:09.560 --> 0:33:12.880
<v Speaker 1>out of the Russians all the way into Russia until

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<v Speaker 1>the Russians finally got their act together and started pushing back.

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<v Speaker 1>But Napoleon gets to Moscow, and I need to clarify

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of things. There's a way of thinking out

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<v Speaker 1>there that Moscow was burned to the ground when Napoleon

0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 1>got there. No, that's not true. It actually would have

0:33:36.520 --> 0:33:39.840
<v Speaker 1>been more beneficial to Napoleon if it was true. Let

0:33:39.920 --> 0:33:44.960
<v Speaker 1>me explain. Moscow when he got there was partially burned

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<v Speaker 1>to the ground. There were plenty of buildings to hide in,

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<v Speaker 1>there were some supplies, but not enough. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>little food, but not near enough. And it would have

0:33:58.040 --> 0:34:02.040
<v Speaker 1>benefited Napoleon if the entire place had been raised to

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<v Speaker 1>the ground, because he would have got to that smoldering

0:34:04.880 --> 0:34:09.319
<v Speaker 1>wreckage and new, I can't wait here. Instead, he got

0:34:09.360 --> 0:34:14.080
<v Speaker 1>to that place partially burned, mostly stripped, and told himself,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, they're gonna submit any moments. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>the letter, I'm sure they're letting the check is in

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<v Speaker 1>the mail. Baby, we got some wounded dudes. We've been

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<v Speaker 1>fighting some battles. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

0:34:27.280 --> 0:34:31.120
<v Speaker 1>I realize it's September, and as the Game of Thrones

0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 1>told us, went through his coming. But let's just hang out.

0:34:35.719 --> 0:34:38.000
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna hunt her. We're gonna hunker down for a

0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:41.960
<v Speaker 1>little while. We're gonna hang out. I'm sure the treaty's coming,

0:34:43.120 --> 0:34:47.000
<v Speaker 1>and let's let our wounded guys get patched up. We're fine. Now.

0:34:47.239 --> 0:34:51.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying this obviously tongue in cheek, but I do

0:34:51.320 --> 0:34:55.799
<v Speaker 1>need to clarify this. It's a common thing to say

0:34:56.160 --> 0:35:02.040
<v Speaker 1>hindsight's twenty twenty, but hindsight really is twenty twenty. I

0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:06.239
<v Speaker 1>am Jesse Kelly. I have less than three years of

0:35:06.280 --> 0:35:12.200
<v Speaker 1>community college credits. When it comes to military strategy, I'm

0:35:12.239 --> 0:35:17.800
<v Speaker 1>not fit to shine Napoleon's shoes. Everybody loves to point

0:35:17.800 --> 0:35:22.080
<v Speaker 1>out this huge mistake, which Napoleon himself admitted a million times.

0:35:24.520 --> 0:35:29.719
<v Speaker 1>Napoleon is whatever that level below a god is militarily,

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:36.200
<v Speaker 1>that's Napoleon. Yes, humongous mistake. Yes we can make fun

0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:40.440
<v Speaker 1>of him for it. Don't don't lose sight of who

0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:43.839
<v Speaker 1>Napoleon was. You can call him evil, you can call

0:35:43.920 --> 0:35:49.080
<v Speaker 1>him anything you want. That's fine. Napoleon was a stud militarily,

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:52.560
<v Speaker 1>and all things being equal, if you had to pick

0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:56.759
<v Speaker 1>one man throughout the history of mankind to lead your

0:35:56.920 --> 0:36:01.520
<v Speaker 1>huge army on a massive conquest, you're one man would

0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:07.520
<v Speaker 1>probably be Genghis Khan, maybe Julius Caesar. But Napoleon is

0:36:07.520 --> 0:36:11.480
<v Speaker 1>in that conversation. I promise you that Napoleon is in

0:36:11.520 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 1>that conversation. But he's in Moscow and he waits a

0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:24.000
<v Speaker 1>week September. Mind you, we're in Moscow, and he waits

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 1>another week. And in case you're wondering, well, what's he doing.

0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:30.919
<v Speaker 1>He's got to know the cold has come. He's got

0:36:30.920 --> 0:36:36.200
<v Speaker 1>to know that famous Russian winter is coming. Yeah. But

0:36:36.320 --> 0:36:38.600
<v Speaker 1>another thing that kind of worked against him is it

0:36:38.680 --> 0:36:44.440
<v Speaker 1>actually wasn't that cold at this moment. It was unseasonably warm,

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>oftentimes two warm during the day. They needed extra water.

0:36:50.840 --> 0:36:53.560
<v Speaker 1>So you know winter is coming, and it's you know

0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:55.719
<v Speaker 1>it's around the corner, but I mean it's not. It's

0:36:55.760 --> 0:37:02.480
<v Speaker 1>certainly not here yet. Hey, can we wear shorts? And

0:37:02.600 --> 0:37:09.840
<v Speaker 1>he waits another week, and he waits another week, and

0:37:10.000 --> 0:37:16.680
<v Speaker 1>now you have your army of five hundred thousand, and

0:37:16.920 --> 0:37:22.480
<v Speaker 1>you're in the middle of Russia and it's October first,

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:30.440
<v Speaker 1>and now, well, now you're in trouble because the treaty

0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:32.560
<v Speaker 1>that you were waiting to come, that submission that was

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:36.680
<v Speaker 1>surely around the corner any second, it never shows up

0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:42.040
<v Speaker 1>at the door ever, and now you have to get out.

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 1>You don't have the supplies. Remember that horse tack room.

0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:49.520
<v Speaker 1>I told you about the food the horse needed for

0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:53.160
<v Speaker 1>one You still have over one hundred thousand of them,

0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:56.920
<v Speaker 1>thousand of them. You still have half a million troops

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0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:48.720
<v Speaker 1>on the cusp of that wind. And you know, any

0:39:48.840 --> 0:39:52.440
<v Speaker 1>day a writer could come rolling through town with the

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<v Speaker 1>treaty in his hand. You wait, don't you You can

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:01.960
<v Speaker 1>say you don't, but you think, think you do. We've

0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:06.000
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0:40:07.719 --> 0:40:12.480
<v Speaker 1>And finally he cuts his losses and turns and takes

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<v Speaker 1>off for home. And they're already getting hungry, and the

0:40:19.719 --> 0:40:26.200
<v Speaker 1>sky's already getting dark. And you look around and a

0:40:26.239 --> 0:40:29.839
<v Speaker 1>lot of guys are starting to cough, and a lot

0:40:29.880 --> 0:40:37.319
<v Speaker 1>of guys are starting to limp, and a big part

0:40:37.320 --> 0:40:40.759
<v Speaker 1>of your force. You wake up one day and it's

0:40:40.760 --> 0:41:18.920
<v Speaker 1>not there anymore. I'll explain about that. Hang on the

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. This is The Jesse Kelly Show. Remember

0:41:39.080 --> 0:41:42.480
<v Speaker 1>when we talked earlier about routing or getting surrounded, it's

0:41:42.480 --> 0:41:45.719
<v Speaker 1>how you get wiped out. Remember the Russians earlier, when

0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:50.240
<v Speaker 1>they were losing battles, or sometimes not even fighting battles,

0:41:51.840 --> 0:41:56.680
<v Speaker 1>they did what Russians do so well, what every great

0:41:57.360 --> 0:42:00.160
<v Speaker 1>army or smart nation does well. You know Britain with

0:42:00.280 --> 0:42:05.920
<v Speaker 1>the great navy. Russia realizes their great strength is their

0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:11.080
<v Speaker 1>horrible weather and the vastness of their terrain. So when

0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:14.239
<v Speaker 1>they would lose, when they would retreat, when, when the

0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:20.920
<v Speaker 1>when the when the battle was lost, they didn't. They

0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:24.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't stay and fight to the last man. Makes for

0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:28.400
<v Speaker 1>a great movie, right, we all love three hundred, We

0:42:28.520 --> 0:42:33.279
<v Speaker 1>all love the Alamo. They didn't do that, though, They

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:38.319
<v Speaker 1>just let's retreat. It's called retreating in good order. That's

0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:41.240
<v Speaker 1>a nice way of saying. They didn't throw their weapons

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:45.560
<v Speaker 1>and turn around and sprint and get slaughtered. They just

0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:52.040
<v Speaker 1>backed away. So your army, and I'm making up this number,

0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:55.960
<v Speaker 1>your army of one hundred thousand that loses a battle,

0:42:57.320 --> 0:43:00.759
<v Speaker 1>you and that battle and you still have an army

0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:04.520
<v Speaker 1>of ninety thousand, or you could have turned and thrown

0:43:04.600 --> 0:43:09.680
<v Speaker 1>down your weapons and lose eighty thousand. And what I'm

0:43:09.719 --> 0:43:15.399
<v Speaker 1>saying is, by the time Napoleon leaves Moscow, that Russian army,

0:43:17.640 --> 0:43:19.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to call it intact, because it wasn't.

0:43:19.920 --> 0:43:22.680
<v Speaker 1>They they fought these huge battles with Napoleon, and I

0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:25.479
<v Speaker 1>keep calling Napoleon's army five hundred thousand. By this point

0:43:25.480 --> 0:43:28.400
<v Speaker 1>it was not. He had lost several He had lost

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:31.480
<v Speaker 1>over two or three hundred thousand men by all estimates,

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:34.239
<v Speaker 1>and still had the Russians. They had been beating each

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:38.960
<v Speaker 1>other up, but Russia still had an army. Russia just

0:43:39.160 --> 0:43:49.400
<v Speaker 1>backed off and waited, and now Napoleon takes off and

0:43:49.520 --> 0:43:54.640
<v Speaker 1>his people are starving because there's no food deforage. The

0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:59.680
<v Speaker 1>Russians had burnt, you know, that scorched Earth campaign. They

0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:03.360
<v Speaker 1>just joyed everything. And it's Russia, to be fair, There's

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:06.520
<v Speaker 1>not a lot there to begin with. And it's a

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:11.560
<v Speaker 1>funny place. It is a vast place. And I've talked

0:44:11.600 --> 0:44:13.480
<v Speaker 1>to people one who are experts in Russia because the

0:44:13.480 --> 0:44:19.120
<v Speaker 1>country fascinates me. It's so vast. But there's not even

0:44:19.160 --> 0:44:22.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of natural resources in Russia. So just aren't

0:44:23.040 --> 0:44:25.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's some stuff, obviously, because it's so big,

0:44:25.600 --> 0:44:29.320
<v Speaker 1>but you would think they'd be resource rich. America is

0:44:29.400 --> 0:44:33.640
<v Speaker 1>resource rich. As a brief side note, never forget how

0:44:33.719 --> 0:44:36.440
<v Speaker 1>lucky you are to live in the United States of America.

0:44:36.680 --> 0:44:40.560
<v Speaker 1>You have two relatively friendly neighbors, a vast ocean on

0:44:40.600 --> 0:44:44.080
<v Speaker 1>your right, a vast ocean on your left, and people.

0:44:45.440 --> 0:44:51.000
<v Speaker 1>We have so many natural resources here, it's stunning. When

0:44:51.080 --> 0:44:54.920
<v Speaker 1>they found the United States of America, they quite literally

0:44:54.960 --> 0:44:58.320
<v Speaker 1>found a gold mine and an oil mine and every

0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:00.920
<v Speaker 1>other kind of dagon mine. You wan, we are sitting

0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:04.360
<v Speaker 1>on a huge bank vault. That's part of the reason

0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:08.400
<v Speaker 1>you live the way you live in Another part of

0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:16.080
<v Speaker 1>the reason is Napoleon. You know that little Louisiana purchase thing,

0:45:17.360 --> 0:45:21.640
<v Speaker 1>the thing that essentially bought the entire western United States

0:45:21.640 --> 0:45:27.960
<v Speaker 1>of America. Guess who sold that to us? Napoleon did.

0:45:29.040 --> 0:45:32.520
<v Speaker 1>France had won that from Spain that all belonged to France,

0:45:33.239 --> 0:45:37.320
<v Speaker 1>and America bought it for pennies on the dollar. Napoleon

0:45:37.360 --> 0:45:43.520
<v Speaker 1>made a fortune, America became America. But Napoleon takes off

0:45:43.560 --> 0:45:50.400
<v Speaker 1>from Moscow. Disease is weighing him down, Starvation is weighing

0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:53.520
<v Speaker 1>him down. And we don't talk enough about how those

0:45:53.560 --> 0:46:02.080
<v Speaker 1>things tie in hand in hand. Your body fights its

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:05.560
<v Speaker 1>own battles. Your body the best defense against any disease,

0:46:06.160 --> 0:46:10.560
<v Speaker 1>any disease. Obviously that we have great medicines, we have vaccines.

0:46:10.600 --> 0:46:14.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm not putting those down. You really really really need

0:46:14.520 --> 0:46:19.080
<v Speaker 1>your immune system. And your immune system your body runs

0:46:19.080 --> 0:46:23.880
<v Speaker 1>off of fuel food, and when you don't have it,

0:46:24.360 --> 0:46:28.360
<v Speaker 1>your body gets weak and more susceptible to disease. That's

0:46:28.400 --> 0:46:33.320
<v Speaker 1>why disease ravages cities that are under siege and begins starving.

0:46:33.480 --> 0:46:36.560
<v Speaker 1>That's why disease ravages armies that run out of food,

0:46:37.680 --> 0:46:41.520
<v Speaker 1>and Napoleon's guys are dying. And try for a moment

0:46:41.800 --> 0:46:45.440
<v Speaker 1>to put yourself in that situation where you are on

0:46:45.480 --> 0:46:48.359
<v Speaker 1>the march with one two hundred thousand men, however many

0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:53.240
<v Speaker 1>he had left at this time. You're in a hurry.

0:46:54.000 --> 0:46:57.160
<v Speaker 1>You are battling against the Russian army that is now

0:46:57.280 --> 0:47:02.040
<v Speaker 1>harassing you daily, and you're in a battle against winter

0:47:03.400 --> 0:47:07.440
<v Speaker 1>because it's starting to get cold, and you can't march

0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:10.919
<v Speaker 1>at whatever a normal soldier can march at. I don't

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:13.040
<v Speaker 1>know what their pace would be at this time. I

0:47:13.080 --> 0:47:15.480
<v Speaker 1>would normally call it, you know, four miles an hour.

0:47:17.760 --> 0:47:20.839
<v Speaker 1>But are you marching four miles an hour when your

0:47:20.840 --> 0:47:24.040
<v Speaker 1>men are so weak they can hardly stand. Are you

0:47:24.080 --> 0:47:27.160
<v Speaker 1>marching four miles an hour when you constantly have to

0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 1>stop and help up the next guy who collapsed? Are

0:47:31.480 --> 0:47:34.800
<v Speaker 1>you marching at four miles an hour when you're stuck

0:47:34.920 --> 0:47:39.680
<v Speaker 1>in the mud. It's funny you don't hear much about

0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:46.000
<v Speaker 1>mud tying into historical battles, historical wars, but boy, you

0:47:46.120 --> 0:47:51.360
<v Speaker 1>do enough reading into it. It matters a lot. I

0:47:51.440 --> 0:47:54.839
<v Speaker 1>think about the battle at Passiondale of World War One,

0:47:54.880 --> 0:47:58.680
<v Speaker 1>where guys were quite literally drowning in mud. It was

0:47:58.760 --> 0:48:03.840
<v Speaker 1>so deep. And so I have personally been involved in

0:48:04.040 --> 0:48:08.640
<v Speaker 1>mud with a weapon in my hands, and nothing sucks worse.

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:11.360
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't just suck your boots into the ground. It

0:48:11.440 --> 0:48:14.440
<v Speaker 1>sucks the life out of you. And when you're living

0:48:14.480 --> 0:48:20.759
<v Speaker 1>in horses and carriages, man, that sucks. And did I

0:48:20.800 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 1>mention the harassment of the army. I know I did.

0:48:23.200 --> 0:48:29.759
<v Speaker 1>But the Russians had these Cossacks, ferocious fighters, horseback fighters,

0:48:30.719 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 1>and they begin to slaughter the Russian troops and it's

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:38.759
<v Speaker 1>not even freezing yet. They're getting crushed and it's not

0:48:38.840 --> 0:48:42.680
<v Speaker 1>even freezing yet. Finally they get to a bridge to

0:48:42.840 --> 0:48:47.359
<v Speaker 1>cross the river, and the Russians have it blockaded. They

0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:55.880
<v Speaker 1>can't even cross the river. Long story short, Napoleon emerges

0:48:56.040 --> 0:49:02.279
<v Speaker 1>from Russia by some estimates with forty thousand troops left,

0:49:02.320 --> 0:49:06.000
<v Speaker 1>some say twenty thousand. Do you remember how many he

0:49:06.160 --> 0:49:15.239
<v Speaker 1>entered with people? The greatest military disaster or one of

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:22.440
<v Speaker 1>them in the history of mankind? And why did it happen? Well,

0:49:22.480 --> 0:49:24.880
<v Speaker 1>there are a ton of different reasons why people have

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 1>examined it. Every war college on earth has examined it

0:49:28.120 --> 0:49:32.319
<v Speaker 1>from that time until now. But you know, if you

0:49:32.440 --> 0:49:36.959
<v Speaker 1>dig into it enough, it wasn't even the freezing to death.

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:43.799
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't even really the starvation and disease, although that

0:49:43.880 --> 0:49:47.879
<v Speaker 1>was obviously a huge cause for loss of life. It

0:49:47.960 --> 0:49:51.239
<v Speaker 1>was the fact that Russia never had to submit while

0:49:51.320 --> 0:49:54.800
<v Speaker 1>Napoleon was in not Moscow, because they still had an army,

0:49:56.520 --> 0:50:00.000
<v Speaker 1>and because they could slaughter Napoleon on his way out.

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Why because they still had an army, and why did

0:50:04.960 --> 0:50:13.040
<v Speaker 1>they still have an army? Because Russia realized time is

0:50:13.080 --> 0:50:16.520
<v Speaker 1>on their side. We don't have to fight to the

0:50:16.600 --> 0:50:22.279
<v Speaker 1>last man. We know what you have to do, we

0:50:22.400 --> 0:50:25.640
<v Speaker 1>know what you will do. And because of that, I

0:50:25.680 --> 0:50:28.960
<v Speaker 1>don't have to do some. I'm a man, I'm fighting

0:50:29.000 --> 0:50:35.080
<v Speaker 1>till we're all dead. Russians have always understood, actually, I'm

0:50:35.120 --> 0:50:37.880
<v Speaker 1>just going to back away here fifty miles, burn everything,

0:50:37.880 --> 0:50:44.439
<v Speaker 1>and let you keep coming to me. You see, when

0:50:44.480 --> 0:50:51.680
<v Speaker 1>you're fighting the short game, you will always always lose

0:50:52.960 --> 0:50:58.000
<v Speaker 1>against the guy fighting the long game. We have two

0:50:58.120 --> 0:51:01.880
<v Speaker 1>edities out there right now fighting the law game, and

0:51:02.040 --> 0:51:05.480
<v Speaker 1>we had better start fighting it or we are toast

0:51:06.320 --> 0:51:25.160
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0:51:25.400 --> 0:51:30.120
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0:53:04.840 --> 0:53:08.200
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<v Speaker 1>spent some time in Afghanistan will understand this very very

0:53:11.680 --> 0:53:14.320
<v Speaker 1>clearly because they view it the same way. The West

0:53:15.200 --> 0:53:21.800
<v Speaker 1>and the East view combat view war much much, much differently.

0:53:24.040 --> 0:53:28.400
<v Speaker 1>When you think about combats, what are the first images

0:53:28.400 --> 0:53:35.480
<v Speaker 1>that pop into your head? Battles right Dday, the invasion

0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:44.279
<v Speaker 1>of Normandy, Gettysburg, bayonets, and cannonballs. The East does not

0:53:44.600 --> 0:53:54.360
<v Speaker 1>view war like that. The East views war generationally. You

0:53:54.440 --> 0:53:58.359
<v Speaker 1>know why we'll never win in Afghanistan because they don't

0:53:58.440 --> 0:54:02.759
<v Speaker 1>care that we're there. They know we'll leave eventually and

0:54:02.920 --> 0:54:05.560
<v Speaker 1>they'll have their country right back the way they wanted.

0:54:07.520 --> 0:54:10.439
<v Speaker 1>Do you know why part of the reason Genghis Khan

0:54:10.719 --> 0:54:17.480
<v Speaker 1>slaughtered everybody is they didn't understand the values of the East.

0:54:17.800 --> 0:54:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Genghis Khan would turn around in your face and retreat. Now,

0:54:24.040 --> 0:54:27.000
<v Speaker 1>granted he was always sucking you into an ambush. It

0:54:27.080 --> 0:54:31.880
<v Speaker 1>was a fake retreat. But the Western honor would never

0:54:31.960 --> 0:54:35.399
<v Speaker 1>retreat in the face of an enemy. That's not how

0:54:35.440 --> 0:54:40.320
<v Speaker 1>they viewed honor, not the Mongols. Honor is me stepping

0:54:40.320 --> 0:54:43.280
<v Speaker 1>my foot on your head after I've killed your entire city.

0:54:43.400 --> 0:54:45.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't care what I had to do to do it.

0:54:47.120 --> 0:54:52.880
<v Speaker 1>China does not view they're quite open warfare with the

0:54:53.000 --> 0:54:56.600
<v Speaker 1>United States of America. The way we view it. We

0:54:56.880 --> 0:55:01.000
<v Speaker 1>view it as tell me about your new clear submarines.

0:55:01.239 --> 0:55:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Who has more missiles? Oh, our rifles are better? Or

0:55:05.440 --> 0:55:10.160
<v Speaker 1>we even view it economically, well, they took our manufacturing.

0:55:10.560 --> 0:55:16.040
<v Speaker 1>We are bringing manufacturing back. Now we've got them. You

0:55:16.080 --> 0:55:19.120
<v Speaker 1>know what we have to take care of Hollywood. Hollywood

0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:23.320
<v Speaker 1>is spreading Chinese propaganda. We have to stop that now.

0:55:23.520 --> 0:55:31.280
<v Speaker 1>Then we'll get them. China cares very much about those things.

0:55:31.320 --> 0:55:37.520
<v Speaker 1>But China would give us a hundred battle winds for

0:55:37.680 --> 0:55:43.640
<v Speaker 1>the longer victory. If you're China and you look at

0:55:43.640 --> 0:55:48.680
<v Speaker 1>the United States of America and what we're currently doing,

0:55:50.080 --> 0:55:54.799
<v Speaker 1>coronavirus has been the biggest win ever for them, they

0:55:54.840 --> 0:55:58.600
<v Speaker 1>would take a new coronavirus every six months if it

0:55:58.680 --> 0:56:01.680
<v Speaker 1>meant this. And I know what you're saying, Chess, you're crazy.

0:56:02.520 --> 0:56:07.000
<v Speaker 1>The world is mad at China, China's economies being wiped out.

0:56:07.280 --> 0:56:15.239
<v Speaker 1>They're finished, man. We're currently in a race to the

0:56:15.280 --> 0:56:21.040
<v Speaker 1>bottom with China economically. Guess who isn't up for reelection

0:56:21.640 --> 0:56:29.960
<v Speaker 1>in November, Gigi Ping, the Chinese dictator. Guess who would

0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:35.000
<v Speaker 1>happily happily bottom out their economy if it meant bottoming

0:56:35.000 --> 0:56:42.399
<v Speaker 1>out ours? Gigi Ping. Guess where the world is going

0:56:42.520 --> 0:56:47.080
<v Speaker 1>to look for their goods when America can't produce them

0:56:47.120 --> 0:56:52.080
<v Speaker 1>anymore because we destroyed our own economy on purpose. They're

0:56:52.120 --> 0:56:55.560
<v Speaker 1>going to look at China. And I know what you're saying.

0:56:55.600 --> 0:56:59.640
<v Speaker 1>That's not true, man. These countries are so mad. They're

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:02.000
<v Speaker 1>mad at China. Did you see what Italy said? I

0:57:02.040 --> 0:57:05.320
<v Speaker 1>saw Britain they're mad at China. Old Germany they issued

0:57:05.560 --> 0:57:10.680
<v Speaker 1>a harsh rebuke of China. Again. You think short term

0:57:11.520 --> 0:57:17.120
<v Speaker 1>China knows they're mad. China also knows they're gonna want

0:57:17.200 --> 0:57:21.600
<v Speaker 1>cheap goods. They're gonna want cheap goods for a long

0:57:21.640 --> 0:57:26.240
<v Speaker 1>long time, and as soon as America is completely bankrupt,

0:57:27.320 --> 0:57:30.160
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna have to buy them from somebody, and they're

0:57:30.160 --> 0:57:39.080
<v Speaker 1>gonna get over that whole coronavirus thing real quick. When's

0:57:39.120 --> 0:57:41.160
<v Speaker 1>the last time you decided you were never eating at

0:57:41.160 --> 0:57:45.320
<v Speaker 1>a restaurant again. Some restaurant made you mad, I'm never

0:57:45.360 --> 0:57:47.400
<v Speaker 1>eating here again. There was a hair in my food,

0:57:47.680 --> 0:57:52.240
<v Speaker 1>waitress was mean, they overcharged me, food was cold. Whatever

0:57:52.240 --> 0:57:55.880
<v Speaker 1>the reason, maybe a combination of all of them. I'm

0:57:55.960 --> 0:57:59.720
<v Speaker 1>never eating here again. And maybe you didn't guess where

0:57:59.720 --> 0:58:02.080
<v Speaker 1>you'd If every other restaurant would out in a business,

0:58:03.600 --> 0:58:06.920
<v Speaker 1>you'd be there Friday night, scarfing down on your spaghetti.

0:58:09.360 --> 0:58:13.680
<v Speaker 1>We all live on necessity in China understands this. This

0:58:13.720 --> 0:58:16.560
<v Speaker 1>has been a humongous win for China because they play

0:58:16.600 --> 0:58:21.640
<v Speaker 1>the long game and the American left, I'm staring at

0:58:21.640 --> 0:58:27.520
<v Speaker 1>a headline right now. Senate Republicans seek state and city

0:58:27.640 --> 0:58:33.720
<v Speaker 1>aid without rewarding big spender Democrats. I'll spare you all

0:58:33.760 --> 0:58:37.280
<v Speaker 1>the details of it. Mitch McConnell says he opposes a

0:58:37.440 --> 0:58:40.760
<v Speaker 1>state bailout for states that have been mismanaged by Democrats.

0:58:41.400 --> 0:58:46.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh but several Republicans, including Susan Collins of Maine, John

0:58:46.840 --> 0:58:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy of Louisiana and others are openly pitching to have

0:58:52.080 --> 0:58:59.000
<v Speaker 1>money tossed at Democrats cities and states with no strings attached.

0:59:01.200 --> 0:59:07.120
<v Speaker 1>That's one of a million leftist policies. The quote unquote

0:59:07.200 --> 0:59:11.280
<v Speaker 1>right has embraced over just the last two months because

0:59:11.320 --> 0:59:13.720
<v Speaker 1>of a virus with a ninety nine point nine percent

0:59:13.800 --> 0:59:18.680
<v Speaker 1>recovery rate. You see, you can argue the leftists are

0:59:18.720 --> 0:59:22.360
<v Speaker 1>hurting their own states. LA just extended their lockdown, possibly

0:59:22.400 --> 0:59:25.280
<v Speaker 1>another three months, and people are screaming, this is crazy.

0:59:27.200 --> 0:59:30.760
<v Speaker 1>Governor Insley is up there talking about requiring people to

0:59:30.840 --> 0:59:33.720
<v Speaker 1>submit to government tracing or they won't be allowed to

0:59:33.800 --> 0:59:36.920
<v Speaker 1>leave their homes for groceries. People are saying, this is crazy.

0:59:38.440 --> 0:59:45.040
<v Speaker 1>Leftists are gonna lose the next election. Even if they

0:59:45.120 --> 0:59:52.439
<v Speaker 1>lose the next election, do you think they care. We have,

0:59:53.280 --> 0:59:58.760
<v Speaker 1>for two straight months now increase the size, scope and

0:59:58.880 --> 1:00:03.760
<v Speaker 1>power of government at every single level massively. We've blown

1:00:03.800 --> 1:00:08.880
<v Speaker 1>out budgets. We've destroyed our own economy to the point

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<v Speaker 1>where the American people are now begging the government for

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<v Speaker 1>a handout, and in many cases getting a handout. We're

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<v Speaker 1>paying unemployment benefits a thousand dollars a week until July.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about now using federal taxpayer money, your taxpayer

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<v Speaker 1>money that you work hard for, to stroke a check

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<v Speaker 1>to left the sanctuary cities. Who's winning? Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>even if we have this big Republican win in November,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump goes back in, we don't lose the Senate. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think we're winning. We're not winning. We're not even

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<v Speaker 1>close to winning. We are currently giving the leftists everything

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<v Speaker 1>they've ever wanted, and to their credit, they don't even

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<v Speaker 1>really hide it. That idiot scumbag Clyburne is his name,

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<v Speaker 1>That congressman from South Carolina. He flat out said immediately

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<v Speaker 1>this wasn't even like yesterday. Immediately when the pandemic broke out,

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<v Speaker 1>clyburn said, Ah, this is awesome. We're gonna get a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the stuff done we want. Man did he

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<v Speaker 1>call it? And I see this GOP somehow unaware, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>in on it at best, let's call him naive, giving

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<v Speaker 1>the leftists everything they've ever wanted. We're not winning. We're

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<v Speaker 1>in Moscow and it's October one. All right, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to somebody who with some actual sanity out here,

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<v Speaker 1>so allow us to go. The Newsmax is very own.

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<v Speaker 1>Emerald Robinson Emerald. First of all, the White the White House. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what are these people you have to work with in

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<v Speaker 1>the White House. I don't want to ask if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to strangle them every day, because that's more my

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<v Speaker 1>speed than your speed. But these people want to make

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<v Speaker 1>every press conference about them. Do you just want to

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<v Speaker 1>just beat them? Because I want to beat them. It

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<v Speaker 1>is extremely frustrating, especially if they're sitting in the front

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<v Speaker 1>two rows and you know they get called on more

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<v Speaker 1>regularly by the President. And you know what is also

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<v Speaker 1>is very frustrating Jesse personally for me is that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I really like a lot of these people. We might

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<v Speaker 1>not think that by watching them, but I really like

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of these people offline, and I've watched some

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<v Speaker 1>of them involved from totally saying people you know who

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<v Speaker 1>have leason and apply lodge it to their work into

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<v Speaker 1>people who are seeking attention constantly. And I will say

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<v Speaker 1>some of that is the nature of they're being pushed

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<v Speaker 1>by their networks. I won't say names, but I'll say

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<v Speaker 1>there's particularly a competition going on between two specific correspondence

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<v Speaker 1>and they're trying to outdo each other each more time

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<v Speaker 1>one of them is there. Because they're competing for the

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<v Speaker 1>same spot at the same networks. So it has nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do about the American people, have nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>about the news, and it have nothing to do about

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<v Speaker 1>the president and what he's actually doing. It's about trying

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<v Speaker 1>to come out on top in their networks. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say, some of them, you know, has been more

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<v Speaker 1>straight reporters, and then they faced a lot of pushback

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<v Speaker 1>from their colleagues because you do. I mean, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you've seen the pieces that have been written about me

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<v Speaker 1>or what people try to say about me, and you

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<v Speaker 1>have to have thick skin. And for some people it's

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<v Speaker 1>really hard because they push this left wing narrative and

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<v Speaker 1>them mainstream media all sort of cohesively push a specific

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<v Speaker 1>messaging and if you're not a part of that, they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to point you out and try to boil you

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<v Speaker 1>into adhering to that message. How'd you get that thick skin?

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<v Speaker 1>And I asked that because it's it's easier for me

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<v Speaker 1>with all the heat I take because I'm a sociopath.

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<v Speaker 1>But you, however, actually have a heart and a soul

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<v Speaker 1>how and it is difficult, you know, And I tell

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<v Speaker 1>people what it's like. You know, Mom reads a story

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Your sister reads a story about your buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course they're texting it to you, and did

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<v Speaker 1>you see what they said? And they can't say that,

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the worst part of it. How do you

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<v Speaker 1>withstand that? Yeah, that's a really good question. I've always

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<v Speaker 1>been different. I've always been the odd ball, no matter.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, since I was little, I was always the

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<v Speaker 1>odd one. So I've never quite ran with the group.

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe I'm just used to it at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>but sometimes it does get family. Last night on CBS

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<v Speaker 1>tried to in sixty minutes, tried to hit me with

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<v Speaker 1>something on Sunday. But you know, when they put me

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<v Speaker 1>in really good company, Jesse. They they put me in

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<v Speaker 1>a group with Chucker Carlson and Representative Matt Gates and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to discredit me is so I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>so that was pretty complimentary and flattering there within itself.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it was about us during a conversation with

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<v Speaker 1>one of my more liberal friends last night, and I said, hey, listen, like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just a lot of disinformation. And I know this

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<v Speaker 1>is not something you delve into. I say, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>really know it. So in some cases, when it's really personal,

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<v Speaker 1>as people that I really liked, and it's like family

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<v Speaker 1>to me. I send them all the information, Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>start bombarding them with documents and stories and things. See,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not telling you everything. See, this is why you're

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<v Speaker 1>a better person to me. I ignore them. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll ignore my own mother if I get blasted with

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<v Speaker 1>something and I just don't want to deal with. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just not dealing with a right doctor Fauci. Now, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never been one of these huge doctor Fouci worshiper guys.

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<v Speaker 1>To put it mildly, now, I've never also been on

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<v Speaker 1>the he's a deep state Chinese communist plant. However, it's

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<v Speaker 1>always creeped me out and seemed really odd to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And frankly, I put this on President Trump, that he's

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<v Speaker 1>had such a prominent role he is still a doctor

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<v Speaker 1>just because he's an advisor. I never elected him. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need to hear from him in a press conference

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<v Speaker 1>every day. I don't need to see a doctor Fouci

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<v Speaker 1>infomercial when I tune into the NFL draft and I dangsher.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't need a televised Senate hearing where everybody can take

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<v Speaker 1>turns letting doctor Fauci spout out talking points. Am I

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<v Speaker 1>nutsh no. And he has become such a media darling.

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<v Speaker 1>And I will tell you he has CNN in the

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<v Speaker 1>New York Times on speed dial. He loved, love, love

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<v Speaker 1>those outlets along with you know, you can see the

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<v Speaker 1>little private moments will have, like leaving the brute breathing

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<v Speaker 1>room with certain correspondence that especially after they've had really

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<v Speaker 1>really fiery exchanges with the President and just sort of

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<v Speaker 1>let you know where he is now. I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the administration given in such prominence and letting him be

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<v Speaker 1>out there in such a big way, if you if

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<v Speaker 1>you've noticed, I mean, yes, he was in that hearing

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<v Speaker 1>on the Hill yesterday, but he's his role has been

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<v Speaker 1>slowly diminishing, especially after he's been so wrong on a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of these models. Now, initially, I think the President

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was a good idea to put a medical

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<v Speaker 1>expert face to it because he knew he was going

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<v Speaker 1>to get criticized and that he was going to, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>take a beating in the media, which he doesn't necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>care about. But why not put a medical expert out

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<v Speaker 1>there to take those questions and to be the face

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<v Speaker 1>of it. And then it grew into this whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And now now that the models haven't reached the projections.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you remember when they were talking about one million

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<v Speaker 1>to two million people and then it started coming down,

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<v Speaker 1>And now the president does see that that's not that

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<v Speaker 1>was not true, and we're talking about reopening. Like he said,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't fire FALGIEA first, going back, Salgie didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a good record. He didn't start out very well. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was following this very closely as it was making

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<v Speaker 1>its way through China and Suchie was out there. He

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<v Speaker 1>can actually came on Newsmax in late January and said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the American people have nothing to worry about

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<v Speaker 1>with this coronavirus and American Maria risk. He told them

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<v Speaker 1>not to wear a mask, and then he did the

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<v Speaker 1>whole about face. So I think for a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>American people outside of the media. You know, clearly in

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<v Speaker 1>the media and he's still the end all be all,

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<v Speaker 1>but a lot of American people are waking up to

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that this guy has been wrong and they

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<v Speaker 1>don't necessarily want to listen to him when talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, reopening the country, especially as their wallets continue

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<v Speaker 1>to hurt and they wonder how they're going to pay

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<v Speaker 1>their mortgage. I don't necessarily always try to assign malice

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<v Speaker 1>when sheer idiocy is most oftentimes the explanation for things.

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<v Speaker 1>But I can't help but wonder, Emerald, as I survey

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<v Speaker 1>the scene out there, that these lockdowns, especially in places

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<v Speaker 1>that are hardly affected by this at all, our Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>realizing a bad economy hurts Donald Trump's chances in November,

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<v Speaker 1>and might as well just burn it all down and

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<v Speaker 1>screw the peasants to screw Trump? Am I wrong? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's some of that, But then also there's just the

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<v Speaker 1>natural tendency amongst Democratic leaders, a kind of shockingly hype

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<v Speaker 1>a portion of Democrat leaders who once they have power,

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<v Speaker 1>they just really like it and they don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>give them back. Case in point, I'm in Virginia and

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<v Speaker 1>Governor Roush Northern just really likes I think, the idea

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<v Speaker 1>of being able to tell Virginia residents what to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and so yes, they're hurts President Trump. But in the end,

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<v Speaker 1>once once they have the ability to do something, they

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<v Speaker 1>don't like to give it back. We've seen that over

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<v Speaker 1>the years when it comes to spending or creating programs

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<v Speaker 1>or regulation, whatever it is. Once they can get it

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<v Speaker 1>in place, they don't want to end it. Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>how it ends, and world, tell me when it ends,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's hard to see. You're right, they're clearly getting

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<v Speaker 1>off on all this. How does this end? Do we

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<v Speaker 1>have to have a great depression? What do they want

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<v Speaker 1>out of it? I realized, left is what power? How

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<v Speaker 1>does it end? Well, here's the thing. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be harder for Democrat strong calls even to do this

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<v Speaker 1>given what we're seeing in Georgia and Florida. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>their death rates and being the two earliest open up,

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<v Speaker 1>have been remarkably below the national average. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have the numbers right in front of me, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think you know, for Florida it's like eight and

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<v Speaker 1>you know whatever. And those two governors got highly criticized

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<v Speaker 1>for reopening their economies. And at the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>the government can't support all these people in the country

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<v Speaker 1>that are sitting at home, not working, not being able

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<v Speaker 1>to pay their mortgage. Like I said, so there would

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<v Speaker 1>be a revolt. People aren't going to stand for this

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<v Speaker 1>for much longer. And we've seen that in Michigan, We've

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<v Speaker 1>seen it in different States and in Texas with that

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<v Speaker 1>one salon older owner who received a lot of infancy

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<v Speaker 1>from the American people for her decisions to just buck

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<v Speaker 1>the system and even face jail times. So they really

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<v Speaker 1>can only push it so far, even in areas like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in Arlington, Virginia, and that is it's very blue, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very liberal. People are and they voted for Route

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<v Speaker 1>NORTHAM and they're bucking the system. They're going in, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>eating at restaurants, sitting in the patios outside, getting together

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<v Speaker 1>in groups that are not you know, ten or less.

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<v Speaker 1>People are tired of it and they're just not you know,

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<v Speaker 1>all this talk about waiting for a vac being if

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<v Speaker 1>we keep hearing we've heard that yet. Emerald Robinson, we

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<v Speaker 1>are up against the rake. I appreciate you ever Robinson,

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<v Speaker 1>watch all her stuff. White House Corresponding newsmaxs appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank Jesse always great. Stop you boomer Naturals has face masks.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. I've been to that local

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<v Speaker 1>you get you twenty percent off. I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>do me a favor. I'm not gonna name names, but

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to do me a favor. I want

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<v Speaker 1>you to go on the social media accounts of all

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<v Speaker 1>of your conservative pundits you know, politicians you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to find the ones who pushed for

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<v Speaker 1>national lockdowns very early on. And I'm not saying I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to send them nasty messages or something. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want anything like that. Be don't be a child,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do want you to remember. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to remember when the chips were down, when it was

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<v Speaker 1>hard and unpopular. Who was bold enough to speak out

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<v Speaker 1>against the masses, who had the foresight to see what

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<v Speaker 1>the left was doing and would do with lockdowns, and

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<v Speaker 1>who was trying to be liked by everybody. Remember we

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<v Speaker 1>had this conversation the other day. So much of these

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<v Speaker 1>politicians is just trying to get through your day without

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<v Speaker 1>getting screamed at pundits in the same way people can

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<v Speaker 1>act like, oh, I don't care, buddy. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>be borderline sick in the head to not care. Yes, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that that's me, but I'm not talking about

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<v Speaker 1>me right now. But I'm serious. You have to be

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<v Speaker 1>a borderline oeopath to not care. It's human nature in

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<v Speaker 1>all these people. They laid down for us, man, when

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<v Speaker 1>we needed a unified voice, they laid down for us

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<v Speaker 1>and told you all you wanted grandma to die if

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't want to hide in your house. And what

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<v Speaker 1>do we have now? Get this? Restaurants that want to

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<v Speaker 1>open their doors for dine in services in Washington State.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have to keep a log of all customers, their phone, email,

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<v Speaker 1>and the time they visited. It's part of the state's

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<v Speaker 1>plan to build a powerful contract tracing system. Remember what

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about in the beginning, that long beginning today,

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<v Speaker 1>about the long game. This is everything the left has

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<v Speaker 1>ever wanted. Ail in voting, which we already know is

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<v Speaker 1>just completely infested with fraud, which of course it would

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<v Speaker 1>be right tracking you, figuring out who's who, massive spending,

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<v Speaker 1>massive bailouts, government control. And the problem is it's not

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<v Speaker 1>the left. The left has always been there. The left

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<v Speaker 1>will always be there. We know what leftists are. Leftism

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<v Speaker 1>is a religion of domination. That is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a religion of domination. They want to control each

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<v Speaker 1>and everything. They will not stop until they control each

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<v Speaker 1>and everything. And you know what, fine, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>be smart enough to realize that on the right and

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<v Speaker 1>realize what the leftists will do with what you're giving them.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't give Genghis Khan the keys to your city.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't do that. You know what he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>do with it. Be smart enough and be bold enough.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay to be an idiot every now and then

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<v Speaker 1>as long as you learn your lessons. What's not okay

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<v Speaker 1>is to be a coward. It's not okay to know

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<v Speaker 1>for a fact. Oh man, the left is going to

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<v Speaker 1>abuse these policies. You know what, though, if I come

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<v Speaker 1>out against these lockdowns. You should see the emails I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get. I hear it all the time from my

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<v Speaker 1>friends who were who were texting me. Dude, I'd love

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<v Speaker 1>to say what you're saying, but man, I just can't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's too much heat. Screw you find your guts, man,

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<v Speaker 1>This is when they need you, this is when it matters.

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<v Speaker 1>We're drowning out here, absolutely drowning out here in our

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<v Speaker 1>sides letting it happen. It's absolute madness. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>what we've seen. I can't. I honestly cannot believe what

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<v Speaker 1>we've seen. Gosh, Jess, these people whatever. Speaking of horse tech,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of want to ride horses again, Chris, what's

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with horses? You people not ride horses? You do

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus rode one in and right before you guys killed him.

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<v Speaker 1>He did, he did well. Actually, I believe that was

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<v Speaker 1>a donkey, right, it was a donkey. But I told

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<v Speaker 1>you about the time I got giardia. Right, Gosh, that sucked, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it did, so I got giardia. Understand this, Remember that

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<v Speaker 1>horrible life that I've lived, a life I would not recommend. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>part of that life involves getting intestinal parasites. And you

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<v Speaker 1>know about the dysentery story in Thailand. Allow me to

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<v Speaker 1>walk you through the joys of giardia in just a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Your phone is gross. I am sorry to admit that

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<v Speaker 1>to you, but mine's gross too. We're both in this together.

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<v Speaker 1>We have gross phones that are full of germs. And look,

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<v Speaker 1>it's easy to figure out, why isn't it. Think about

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<v Speaker 1>what your phone goes through on any single day. Now

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<v Speaker 1>multiply that by how many days you've had the phone

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<v Speaker 1>since the last time you disinfected it. I mean, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you do with it? You're constantly touching things, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the nature of living in this world. Then you're touching

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<v Speaker 1>your phone. Then you're picking up your phone and talking

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<v Speaker 1>to it. Then you're setting it down on a table

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<v Speaker 1>that was last disinfected. When the dinosaurs roam the earth.

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<v Speaker 1>You need a clean phone, pro and you don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to be dousing your phone with liquid. Clean Phone Pro

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<v Speaker 1>Firstshop dot com and get a clean phone Pro. There again,

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<v Speaker 1>that's America First Shop dot com. Go find the Clean

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<v Speaker 1>Phone Pro and when you use the code Jesse at checkout,

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<v Speaker 1>you get free two day FedEx shipping. You see, people

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<v Speaker 1>don't know about the parasite life. Chris, and we have

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<v Speaker 1>I should mention we have Mitchell trying to fill in

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<v Speaker 1>as a producer today. So all these screw ups you

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<v Speaker 1>hear totally Mitchell's fault. And when you email me, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're welcome to email me, email me Jesse at Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to take the time out of your

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<v Speaker 1>day to make fun of Mitchell in that email, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>make sure I show him all of those It'll be hilarious, hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've missed any part of the show too. You

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<v Speaker 1>can find the whole show on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you subscribe on iTunes, make sure you leave

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<v Speaker 1>that five star review and talk about how handsome I am.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna read some of those today, Chris and we

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<v Speaker 1>have new ones I bet we have new ones. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna talk about getting grdia. Hang on a second.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly show. Well, you guys, when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>leaving the five star reviews and talking about how handsome

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<v Speaker 1>I am, which is driving management crazy, you're nailing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Here are a few. I'll get to some more. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>read them as we go, But you guys are making

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<v Speaker 1>me laught so much. On iTunes again and on iTunes

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<v Speaker 1>if you subscribe to the show, you can leave reviews.

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<v Speaker 1>Then obviously leave it five stars. We want that, but

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<v Speaker 1>then talk about how handsome I am because it makes

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<v Speaker 1>management mad. And you guys have been doing this for

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<v Speaker 1>days now, days now. And here are some of them,

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<v Speaker 1>the subject handsomer or cooler, And then he says it's

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<v Speaker 1>a toss up except when he talks about food. Hilarious, sir, headline,

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite podcast. I suppose thank you Twitter. Ever since

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<v Speaker 1>you've banned Jesse, I've been a faithful listener here in Denver.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations on your success. Keep doing your thing. It's obviously working.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very very nice headline. Tall guys are ugly great

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<v Speaker 1>show with historical perspective on current events. Usually tall guys

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<v Speaker 1>are gangly and ugly, but Jesse is passable for a

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<v Speaker 1>Texan headline. Great show. The show is a good balance

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<v Speaker 1>of humor and news of the day, from history lessons

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<v Speaker 1>to hot food takes. It's refreshing, refreshing to listen to.

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<v Speaker 1>And every man, it would be very distracting to have

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<v Speaker 1>that tall drink of water staring back at me while

1:24:49.760 --> 1:24:57.840
<v Speaker 1>he bathes us with his sweet, audible chocolate. Had you

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<v Speaker 1>be for killing me? Man? This is so horrible headline,

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<v Speaker 1>amazingly handsome and funny. I am married to a header

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, but Jesse Kelly is so handsome I would

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<v Speaker 1>almost be willing to give it a shot. There are more.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll read some more later on in the show. But

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<v Speaker 1>you guys make me freaking laugh. Man, I'm telling you

1:25:25.160 --> 1:25:29.400
<v Speaker 1>what the email is Jesse at Jesse Kellys show dot com.

1:25:29.560 --> 1:25:35.320
<v Speaker 1>Duke Dad Gun, that's funny. The horse talk made me

1:25:35.360 --> 1:25:39.640
<v Speaker 1>think about the Great Mule Packers Expedition. I told this

1:25:39.680 --> 1:25:42.160
<v Speaker 1>story a long time ago, Chris, I forgot. I had

1:25:42.200 --> 1:25:44.400
<v Speaker 1>forgotten about it till I was looking up all the

1:25:44.400 --> 1:25:49.960
<v Speaker 1>horse stuff today. And when you're in the Marine Corps. Well,

1:25:50.120 --> 1:25:52.439
<v Speaker 1>any military branch, I assume, but you know I was.

1:25:52.600 --> 1:25:54.000
<v Speaker 1>I was a guy and not a chick, so I

1:25:54.000 --> 1:25:58.719
<v Speaker 1>didn't join the army. In the Marine Corps, you're always

1:25:58.760 --> 1:26:02.720
<v Speaker 1>going to do different types of training when you're in

1:26:02.760 --> 1:26:05.719
<v Speaker 1>the infantry, so you can have at least a basic

1:26:05.840 --> 1:26:10.240
<v Speaker 1>skill set wherever you go. We were in twenty nine Palms,

1:26:10.280 --> 1:26:11.680
<v Speaker 1>which is in the middle of the desert, so we

1:26:11.720 --> 1:26:15.800
<v Speaker 1>had plenty of desert training. But they want to know,

1:26:16.000 --> 1:26:17.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, look, you don't know where a war is

1:26:17.560 --> 1:26:20.679
<v Speaker 1>going to break out, so we did jungle warfare training.

1:26:21.479 --> 1:26:25.559
<v Speaker 1>Over in Thailand. We did mountain warfare training, which is

1:26:25.600 --> 1:26:28.720
<v Speaker 1>what I'm getting to now. They need to know you

1:26:28.760 --> 1:26:32.880
<v Speaker 1>can function in the mountains, and there's a lot that

1:26:32.920 --> 1:26:35.120
<v Speaker 1>went into that. But either way, your whole unit you

1:26:35.160 --> 1:26:36.960
<v Speaker 1>pack up and you take off of the mountains. And

1:26:36.960 --> 1:26:39.600
<v Speaker 1>they had this whole training thing set up where they

1:26:39.640 --> 1:26:43.040
<v Speaker 1>taught us how to rock climb. They taught us how

1:26:43.080 --> 1:26:48.879
<v Speaker 1>to repel, which was not not that fun for somebody

1:26:48.920 --> 1:26:51.320
<v Speaker 1>who's not a fan of heights. Now I should say

1:26:52.320 --> 1:26:54.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm now just at that stage where I'm not a

1:26:54.520 --> 1:26:57.679
<v Speaker 1>fan of heights. I'm not scared of heights, anymore because

1:26:57.680 --> 1:26:59.240
<v Speaker 1>they beat it out of you. You can't make it

1:26:59.320 --> 1:27:01.679
<v Speaker 1>through boot camp. If you're too scared of heights, you can't.

1:27:02.080 --> 1:27:04.639
<v Speaker 1>So it's if you saw me in heights, you would

1:27:04.680 --> 1:27:07.519
<v Speaker 1>never know that I'm not that comfortable, except now I

1:27:07.560 --> 1:27:09.639
<v Speaker 1>just told a million people, But that's beside the point.

1:27:09.920 --> 1:27:12.200
<v Speaker 1>You would never know. I'm just not thrilled with him. Okay,

1:27:12.320 --> 1:27:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm good down here. I'm fine with flying and things

1:27:15.280 --> 1:27:16.880
<v Speaker 1>like that. But put me on the edge of a

1:27:16.920 --> 1:27:19.120
<v Speaker 1>cliff and hand me a rope and tell me to

1:27:19.160 --> 1:27:22.040
<v Speaker 1>repel down it with a pack on my back. Not fun.

1:27:22.760 --> 1:27:26.519
<v Speaker 1>But remember we've talked several times about pride, not the

1:27:26.560 --> 1:27:30.680
<v Speaker 1>bad kind, the good kind. I didn't want to look

1:27:30.720 --> 1:27:32.280
<v Speaker 1>like a chick in front of my buddies, so I

1:27:32.320 --> 1:27:34.720
<v Speaker 1>did it, and I didn't whine about it when I

1:27:34.760 --> 1:27:38.360
<v Speaker 1>did it. No, I'm fine. I've never had so much

1:27:38.360 --> 1:27:40.920
<v Speaker 1>fun when really I need to go change my pants.

1:27:42.600 --> 1:27:45.519
<v Speaker 1>And part of mountain warfare training there were these little

1:27:46.600 --> 1:27:49.800
<v Speaker 1>these little it's gonna sound fancier than it is, there's

1:27:49.840 --> 1:27:53.559
<v Speaker 1>these little special units they would take where Look, we

1:27:53.600 --> 1:27:56.280
<v Speaker 1>don't need to train to everybody in this Let's grab

1:27:56.360 --> 1:27:58.800
<v Speaker 1>this guy and teach him this. Let's grab that guy

1:27:58.800 --> 1:28:05.320
<v Speaker 1>and teach him this. One of the special units up

1:28:05.360 --> 1:28:12.040
<v Speaker 1>there was called mule packers. Now, if you've never been

1:28:12.080 --> 1:28:15.320
<v Speaker 1>around horses or mules or whatnot, you don't really understand that.

1:28:15.439 --> 1:28:20.360
<v Speaker 1>But this, But understand this. Mules can carry a lot

1:28:20.720 --> 1:28:25.960
<v Speaker 1>of weight. They're extremely sure footed, they can carry loads

1:28:26.080 --> 1:28:30.280
<v Speaker 1>of weight, and they are just invaluable when you were

1:28:30.360 --> 1:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>in a mountainous environment. And I know what you're thinking,

1:28:33.920 --> 1:28:38.240
<v Speaker 1>don't We have four wheelers and all that, buddy, mules

1:28:38.320 --> 1:28:41.000
<v Speaker 1>can go places and do things a four wheeler could

1:28:41.040 --> 1:28:45.280
<v Speaker 1>never dream of. And not only that, they don't need gas. Look,

1:28:45.320 --> 1:28:48.960
<v Speaker 1>there's a Pat Patrick grass fuel up. Let's go again.

1:28:49.720 --> 1:28:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Are there drawbacks to it? Sure? But we will from

1:28:53.080 --> 1:28:56.800
<v Speaker 1>now until the end of time be packing things on

1:28:57.040 --> 1:29:02.120
<v Speaker 1>mules when we go into the mountains. And they wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to take a group of people, a group of Marines,

1:29:05.680 --> 1:29:10.840
<v Speaker 1>and make sure they were specially educated in packing Marine

1:29:10.840 --> 1:29:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Corps equipment, military equipment on a mule. So obviously they

1:29:16.000 --> 1:29:19.240
<v Speaker 1>asked around and they wanted to see who had any experience,

1:29:19.320 --> 1:29:21.679
<v Speaker 1>some experience with that sort of thing. And I did.

1:29:22.320 --> 1:29:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I've told you before. We used to go elk hunting

1:29:24.920 --> 1:29:26.800
<v Speaker 1>in the mountains of Montana. When I was a kid,

1:29:26.840 --> 1:29:30.439
<v Speaker 1>we'd pack up horses. We'd ride horses, but we would

1:29:30.479 --> 1:29:32.800
<v Speaker 1>pack all the gear on the mules. And you'd told

1:29:32.800 --> 1:29:35.280
<v Speaker 1>a mule behind you, they're just I'm telling you, man,

1:29:35.320 --> 1:29:39.760
<v Speaker 1>they're amazing creatures, amazing creatures. And we had to go

1:29:39.800 --> 1:29:43.000
<v Speaker 1>to this special course of mule packers, and it was

1:29:43.040 --> 1:29:46.160
<v Speaker 1>everything you'd imagine. It wasn't, you know, some fancy schmancy

1:29:46.240 --> 1:29:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Navy seal training, but it was tying ropes, it was

1:29:49.640 --> 1:29:52.280
<v Speaker 1>figuring out how to handle the animals safely. It was.

1:29:52.360 --> 1:29:58.800
<v Speaker 1>It was all these things. And part of mule packers

1:29:58.880 --> 1:30:04.800
<v Speaker 1>was this. You take your mules, you pack them up

1:30:04.840 --> 1:30:09.200
<v Speaker 1>with gear, all the gear you're gonna need, food, water,

1:30:09.920 --> 1:30:14.080
<v Speaker 1>everything that's gonna come into play. Water, food, water, and

1:30:14.160 --> 1:30:16.479
<v Speaker 1>everything you need, and you take your unit. I do

1:30:16.520 --> 1:30:18.360
<v Speaker 1>not remember how many of us there were. I want

1:30:18.400 --> 1:30:20.559
<v Speaker 1>to say twenty twenty or thirty. It was not big.

1:30:21.360 --> 1:30:25.080
<v Speaker 1>And you take off into the mountains for some four

1:30:25.200 --> 1:30:29.800
<v Speaker 1>or five day escapade, some final graduation things so you

1:30:29.840 --> 1:30:34.800
<v Speaker 1>can be mule packer certified. I pack mules and we

1:30:34.960 --> 1:30:36.840
<v Speaker 1>take off and look, it was a lot of fun.

1:30:37.120 --> 1:30:38.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm not bad mouth in it you really wanted to

1:30:38.920 --> 1:30:42.040
<v Speaker 1>get picked for these little special things. One you got

1:30:42.040 --> 1:30:44.640
<v Speaker 1>to scam out of some really crappy training that the

1:30:44.720 --> 1:30:46.559
<v Speaker 1>other guys did. And then you get back to the

1:30:46.560 --> 1:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>barracks that night and you get to make fun of

1:30:48.200 --> 1:30:49.920
<v Speaker 1>all your buddies to their face and tell them how

1:30:49.960 --> 1:30:52.280
<v Speaker 1>candy your day was and laugh at them for how

1:30:52.320 --> 1:30:58.200
<v Speaker 1>horrible their day was. And who doesn't love that. But anyway,

1:30:58.439 --> 1:31:04.080
<v Speaker 1>so we take off for the mountains and it goes fine.

1:31:04.520 --> 1:31:07.920
<v Speaker 1>This is again, this is how I grew up, thanks

1:31:07.920 --> 1:31:11.680
<v Speaker 1>to my old man, thanks to my upbringing in Montana.

1:31:12.080 --> 1:31:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Get me in the mountains. I'm fine. I know how

1:31:15.120 --> 1:31:17.439
<v Speaker 1>to build a fire, I know how to bed down

1:31:17.479 --> 1:31:19.720
<v Speaker 1>for the night. I know the proper way to do

1:31:19.760 --> 1:31:23.880
<v Speaker 1>a lot of these things. That's how I grew up. Well,

1:31:25.479 --> 1:31:27.960
<v Speaker 1>I was not in charge. This was early in my

1:31:28.160 --> 1:31:32.559
<v Speaker 1>Marine Corps four year stint. I was a lowly, lowly PFC.

1:31:32.760 --> 1:31:35.519
<v Speaker 1>I believe at the time the guy leading it, the

1:31:35.600 --> 1:31:40.320
<v Speaker 1>head of the mule packers, was an idiot, and he

1:31:40.400 --> 1:31:44.240
<v Speaker 1>got us lost in the mountains. And while it's easy

1:31:44.280 --> 1:31:47.439
<v Speaker 1>to get lost anywhere, it's really easy to get lost

1:31:47.479 --> 1:31:51.000
<v Speaker 1>in the mountains that they're just the ravines and the trees,

1:31:51.040 --> 1:31:53.599
<v Speaker 1>and it's just very It can be easy to lose

1:31:53.640 --> 1:31:59.080
<v Speaker 1>your way in the mountains, and of course we get

1:31:59.200 --> 1:32:02.599
<v Speaker 1>really lost. And I know what you're thinking, Well, why

1:32:02.600 --> 1:32:05.639
<v Speaker 1>didn't they just come find you? People, I don't even

1:32:05.680 --> 1:32:08.519
<v Speaker 1>know if they bothered to. Look, you've got twenty or

1:32:08.600 --> 1:32:11.840
<v Speaker 1>thirty infantry train marines in the mountains. You've got to

1:32:11.840 --> 1:32:15.280
<v Speaker 1>assume they're gonna make their way back eventually. Good luck fellas.

1:32:15.400 --> 1:32:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Hopefully you make it back to camp. And remember that

1:32:20.760 --> 1:32:40.559
<v Speaker 1>water I talked about. Yeah, hang on. I love to sleep.

1:32:41.080 --> 1:32:43.800
<v Speaker 1>It's one of my favorite things in the world is

1:32:43.840 --> 1:32:47.639
<v Speaker 1>going to bed at night and sleeping. And look, there's

1:32:47.720 --> 1:32:50.040
<v Speaker 1>nothing worse than not being able to fall asleep, and

1:32:50.080 --> 1:32:53.800
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing better than falling asleep right away. You wake

1:32:53.960 --> 1:32:56.439
<v Speaker 1>up the next day, even if you're at a home

1:32:56.520 --> 1:32:59.200
<v Speaker 1>by yourself in the middle of the desert, you wake

1:32:59.320 --> 1:33:02.400
<v Speaker 1>up and you hear the birds chirping, an angel singing.

1:33:02.439 --> 1:33:05.120
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<v Speaker 1>The Jesse Kelly Show. We get lost in the mountains

1:34:14.720 --> 1:34:17.599
<v Speaker 1>because you can imagine, we run out of food fairly quickly.

1:34:17.640 --> 1:34:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Although we ration what we have left, which is not

1:34:20.920 --> 1:34:23.280
<v Speaker 1>the end of the world. It's not ideal, but keep

1:34:23.320 --> 1:34:25.880
<v Speaker 1>in mind you can survive for a while without food,

1:34:25.920 --> 1:34:28.160
<v Speaker 1>and especially when you're in the marine, where you have

1:34:28.320 --> 1:34:33.000
<v Speaker 1>had to several times intentionally up to this point, survive

1:34:33.280 --> 1:34:36.360
<v Speaker 1>without very much food. I want to make sure you

1:34:36.360 --> 1:34:38.879
<v Speaker 1>can function. You gotta learn how to push through it. However,

1:34:40.240 --> 1:34:43.559
<v Speaker 1>you cannot survive without water, not for very long. Anyway.

1:34:44.960 --> 1:34:47.840
<v Speaker 1>We have these big water jugs that we brought with us.

1:34:47.840 --> 1:34:52.400
<v Speaker 1>We packed with us. And remember when I told you

1:34:52.439 --> 1:34:56.120
<v Speaker 1>the guy in charge was an idiot. He goes over

1:34:56.200 --> 1:35:00.640
<v Speaker 1>to a mountain stream, dips or in and fills her

1:35:00.720 --> 1:35:06.280
<v Speaker 1>up to what I said, Excuse me, he was a sergeant.

1:35:06.280 --> 1:35:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, sergeant, we can't, we can't drink that water.

1:35:13.320 --> 1:35:15.880
<v Speaker 1>And he dressed me up and down like I was

1:35:15.920 --> 1:35:19.160
<v Speaker 1>the biggest mon in the world. This is a mountain stream,

1:35:19.200 --> 1:35:24.240
<v Speaker 1>perfectly clean, cool water. Allow me to explain for those

1:35:24.280 --> 1:35:30.000
<v Speaker 1>who don't know. Yes, there is nothing more delicious and

1:35:30.120 --> 1:35:36.400
<v Speaker 1>more refreshing than mountain stream water because it's freezing cold

1:35:36.439 --> 1:35:41.439
<v Speaker 1>and it tastes perfectly clean. However, unless you were drinking

1:35:41.600 --> 1:35:47.320
<v Speaker 1>from that spring immediately as it exits the mountain, meaning

1:35:47.320 --> 1:35:55.360
<v Speaker 1>there's no stream upstream, you are not safe. Why well,

1:35:56.200 --> 1:36:02.120
<v Speaker 1>what else is in the mountains besides you? Animals? What

1:36:02.200 --> 1:36:08.000
<v Speaker 1>do animals need to survive water? What does an aging

1:36:09.479 --> 1:36:13.440
<v Speaker 1>sick animal do? Ever seen one of those nature documentaries.

1:36:15.000 --> 1:36:18.840
<v Speaker 1>It goes to water where it will attempt to drink

1:36:19.439 --> 1:36:22.599
<v Speaker 1>and soothe itself and live out the rest of its days.

1:36:23.720 --> 1:36:27.280
<v Speaker 1>What does a sick animal do? Eventually by the water,

1:36:29.479 --> 1:36:39.679
<v Speaker 1>it dies. Sometimes in the water that water's flowing. There

1:36:39.800 --> 1:36:45.520
<v Speaker 1>is a famous famous parasite out there called giardia. In animals,

1:36:46.640 --> 1:36:51.000
<v Speaker 1>then in the mountain streams. Yeah, that water, I warned

1:36:51.000 --> 1:36:54.240
<v Speaker 1>not to drink. Turned out that was a mistake. But

1:36:54.400 --> 1:36:57.320
<v Speaker 1>the good news and bad news I suppose about Giardia

1:36:57.560 --> 1:37:02.360
<v Speaker 1>is how long it takes to actually hit. We drink

1:37:02.400 --> 1:37:08.599
<v Speaker 1>the water. Against my protests, we take off. We actually

1:37:08.640 --> 1:37:11.400
<v Speaker 1>finished mountain warfare training. I think it lasted about a month,

1:37:11.960 --> 1:37:15.040
<v Speaker 1>and we head back to twenty nine Palms, California. Remember

1:37:15.080 --> 1:37:17.479
<v Speaker 1>twenty nine Palms, California is in the middle of the

1:37:17.520 --> 1:37:20.639
<v Speaker 1>Mojave Desert. That's gonna play a part here in a moment.

1:37:21.720 --> 1:37:25.599
<v Speaker 1>And we have this massive, massive field exercise coming up,

1:37:25.680 --> 1:37:29.559
<v Speaker 1>and it is the middle of summertime. Over one hundred

1:37:29.680 --> 1:37:32.759
<v Speaker 1>twenty degrees. Was in no way out of the norm

1:37:32.880 --> 1:37:36.000
<v Speaker 1>in twenty nine Palms. Now this is the United States

1:37:36.000 --> 1:37:40.240
<v Speaker 1>Marine Corps. You don't postpone training because it's too hot.

1:37:41.840 --> 1:37:44.200
<v Speaker 1>You drink some water and get your butt back out

1:37:44.240 --> 1:37:47.880
<v Speaker 1>there because you don't postpone combat because it's too hot.

1:37:49.040 --> 1:37:51.160
<v Speaker 1>And out to the field we went. And the plan

1:37:51.439 --> 1:37:55.680
<v Speaker 1>was we were going to do these big shoots and

1:37:55.800 --> 1:37:57.840
<v Speaker 1>then at the end of this shoot we were gonna

1:37:57.880 --> 1:38:01.040
<v Speaker 1>hump I think it was ten miles back to base.

1:38:01.439 --> 1:38:03.479
<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna stay out in the field do some shoots.

1:38:03.600 --> 1:38:06.280
<v Speaker 1>Did a couple of night shoots, which if you've never

1:38:06.320 --> 1:38:09.639
<v Speaker 1>had the chance, it's really awesome. You feel like you're

1:38:09.640 --> 1:38:11.800
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of Star Wars or something because of

1:38:11.800 --> 1:38:14.840
<v Speaker 1>all the tracers and explosions in the darkest sweet It's

1:38:14.880 --> 1:38:16.200
<v Speaker 1>one of the coolest things I ever got to do.

1:38:16.280 --> 1:38:18.760
<v Speaker 1>Is a big night shoot. Was awesome. Be that is man.

1:38:19.320 --> 1:38:24.439
<v Speaker 1>We finished this and we are on our last day.

1:38:24.479 --> 1:38:27.360
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take off for this ten mile hump at

1:38:27.400 --> 1:38:32.680
<v Speaker 1>the end of that day. And it's blazing hot, and

1:38:32.840 --> 1:38:36.040
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, I cannot get off the toilet.

1:38:37.240 --> 1:38:43.360
<v Speaker 1>And I can't possibly stress this point enough. When you

1:38:43.520 --> 1:38:49.439
<v Speaker 1>have a parasite, you don't quote have to go, You

1:38:49.840 --> 1:38:53.800
<v Speaker 1>are gonna go no matter where you are. It is

1:38:54.880 --> 1:38:58.400
<v Speaker 1>a It feels like somebody's sticking knives in your gut.

1:38:58.479 --> 1:39:00.920
<v Speaker 1>It is really unpleasant. And I don't mean you go

1:39:01.080 --> 1:39:04.880
<v Speaker 1>once an hour. When it starts hitting you, you are

1:39:04.920 --> 1:39:08.800
<v Speaker 1>in deep, deep trouble of dying. To be honest. You know,

1:39:08.840 --> 1:39:11.599
<v Speaker 1>people all over the world to this day die of

1:39:11.760 --> 1:39:15.559
<v Speaker 1>diarrhea because they're losing all their water. They get sick

1:39:15.600 --> 1:39:17.400
<v Speaker 1>in a place they can't get enough clean water, and

1:39:17.439 --> 1:39:19.439
<v Speaker 1>it's hot, and they just die. It happens all over

1:39:19.439 --> 1:39:21.400
<v Speaker 1>the world. Right now as we speak, somebody out there's

1:39:21.479 --> 1:39:23.840
<v Speaker 1>dying of it, and it's over one hundred and twenty

1:39:23.880 --> 1:39:29.519
<v Speaker 1>degrees and I am hurting. I'm gonna spare you all

1:39:29.560 --> 1:39:32.760
<v Speaker 1>the details, but I'm running to and fro with the

1:39:32.800 --> 1:39:36.080
<v Speaker 1>bathroom endlessly and we have a ten mile hump coming

1:39:36.160 --> 1:39:40.519
<v Speaker 1>up now. Brief side note, remember humps are the most

1:39:40.560 --> 1:39:44.519
<v Speaker 1>brutal physical thing you can do. They're brutal. Part of

1:39:44.520 --> 1:39:48.360
<v Speaker 1>the qualifications for some of the most elite special forces

1:39:48.439 --> 1:39:50.960
<v Speaker 1>units in the world is simply throwing a bunch of

1:39:50.960 --> 1:39:53.639
<v Speaker 1>heavy weight on your back and making you walk around

1:39:53.640 --> 1:39:56.320
<v Speaker 1>the mountains because your body breaks down. It's not made

1:39:56.320 --> 1:40:00.160
<v Speaker 1>to do it. It is physically grueling. And I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there and it's starting to get on my mind of

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do

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<v Speaker 1>this and live and live. A hump is brutal when

1:40:10.120 --> 1:40:13.559
<v Speaker 1>you are razor sharp and healthy and hydrated and full

1:40:13.600 --> 1:40:17.400
<v Speaker 1>of food. I have nothing inside of my body, not food,

1:40:17.760 --> 1:40:21.720
<v Speaker 1>not water, and I'm in bad shape. Finally, because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to look like a girl, I won't tell anybody,

1:40:24.720 --> 1:40:28.240
<v Speaker 1>By the grace of God, my high school buddy Mikesner,

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<v Speaker 1>who somehow made it clear into my unit in twenty

1:40:31.040 --> 1:40:35.200
<v Speaker 1>nine Palms goes and tattles on me and goes to

1:40:35.280 --> 1:40:38.519
<v Speaker 1>our section leader and says, hey, corporal, we've got to

1:40:38.520 --> 1:40:40.720
<v Speaker 1>get him checked out now. Man, he's not gonna make it.

1:40:42.000 --> 1:40:44.160
<v Speaker 1>And of course he comes over to scream at me

1:40:44.280 --> 1:40:46.160
<v Speaker 1>because it's the Marine Corps. You know, that would be

1:40:46.200 --> 1:40:48.400
<v Speaker 1>the appropriate reaction. I don't want to hear. Oh, he

1:40:48.479 --> 1:40:50.439
<v Speaker 1>should have been nice. It's the Marine Corps. Stop go

1:40:50.520 --> 1:40:53.360
<v Speaker 1>join the cub Scouts. But he takes one look at

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<v Speaker 1>me and says, oh, gosh, you look like you're dead.

1:40:57.320 --> 1:41:00.920
<v Speaker 1>He hustles me over to the tent, to the corman tent,

1:41:01.800 --> 1:41:03.800
<v Speaker 1>and I and this will be hard for you to

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<v Speaker 1>understand if you've never taken one down. I sucked down.

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<v Speaker 1>They hook up ivs into my arm and I sucked

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<v Speaker 1>down three of them like it's nothing, meaning my body

1:41:15.760 --> 1:41:18.200
<v Speaker 1>had no water left in it. It is a miracle

1:41:18.280 --> 1:41:21.440
<v Speaker 1>I didn't go into some kind of heat stroke. They

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<v Speaker 1>make the executive decision I am not going to be

1:41:24.439 --> 1:41:28.240
<v Speaker 1>humping anywhere. They throw me and all my gear and

1:41:28.320 --> 1:41:30.680
<v Speaker 1>the back of the back of a humpy and they

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<v Speaker 1>take off back for base to go get me checked out. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I may have been sick, I may have been on

1:41:35.600 --> 1:41:38.320
<v Speaker 1>the shady side of dead, but I still took the

1:41:38.439 --> 1:41:42.200
<v Speaker 1>appropriate amount of time to raise a gigantic middle finger

1:41:42.240 --> 1:41:44.320
<v Speaker 1>to all my buddies who were getting ready to hump

1:41:44.360 --> 1:41:46.879
<v Speaker 1>back ten miles in one hundred and twenty degree heat

1:41:46.920 --> 1:41:52.639
<v Speaker 1>and laughing point at them. It was hilarious. Get back.

1:41:53.960 --> 1:42:03.559
<v Speaker 1>They of course give me the receptacle that I have

1:42:03.680 --> 1:42:08.640
<v Speaker 1>to go unloading, Chris, or by saying this right, or

1:42:08.680 --> 1:42:10.960
<v Speaker 1>we get everybody pick it up. When I'm putting down here,

1:42:11.000 --> 1:42:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I know you may have just said breakfast or dinner.

1:42:13.080 --> 1:42:15.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to not trying to grotiate out. I

1:42:15.960 --> 1:42:20.000
<v Speaker 1>have to go give a sample. I collect said sample,

1:42:20.040 --> 1:42:22.800
<v Speaker 1>which may be one of the worst experiences of my life.

1:42:24.680 --> 1:42:25.920
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean? What are you looking at me

1:42:26.000 --> 1:42:28.400
<v Speaker 1>like that for it? Why do you think this is weird? Chris?

1:42:28.439 --> 1:42:31.280
<v Speaker 1>When I say collect a sample, I don't mean they

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<v Speaker 1>had a special john you got to go sit in

1:42:33.920 --> 1:42:37.160
<v Speaker 1>and then someone collects it. I mean they hand you

1:42:38.439 --> 1:42:43.240
<v Speaker 1>a cup like a coffee cup. And I am not

1:42:43.360 --> 1:42:47.840
<v Speaker 1>exaggerating in fact, on my life, the receptacle I was

1:42:47.920 --> 1:42:52.000
<v Speaker 1>handed to collect said sample was probably smaller than the

1:42:52.040 --> 1:42:55.240
<v Speaker 1>average coffee cup. And they tell you go home and

1:42:55.320 --> 1:42:58.599
<v Speaker 1>knock yourself out. And I'm looking at this thing like, uh,

1:42:59.520 --> 1:43:02.679
<v Speaker 1>do you think I'm a ballerina? How exactly do you expect?

1:43:02.760 --> 1:43:13.040
<v Speaker 1>What about? What? What? Now? I get back to the barracks. Shoot,

1:43:13.280 --> 1:43:16.320
<v Speaker 1>all right, we got a quick guest. I'll finish my

1:43:16.320 --> 1:44:02.000
<v Speaker 1>story in a second. Well, California is a funny beast, Chris.

1:44:03.160 --> 1:44:05.240
<v Speaker 1>You see, it's pretty much the most beautiful state in

1:44:05.280 --> 1:44:09.080
<v Speaker 1>the country. Having been all over, it's also completely insane.

1:44:09.560 --> 1:44:12.400
<v Speaker 1>So I feel bad for people like my next guest,

1:44:12.439 --> 1:44:15.400
<v Speaker 1>who I love, John Phillips, host of The John Phillips

1:44:15.400 --> 1:44:19.120
<v Speaker 1>Show on KABC in Los Angeles. When I turn on

1:44:19.160 --> 1:44:21.040
<v Speaker 1>the news, this sporting John, and I find out it

1:44:21.040 --> 1:44:23.080
<v Speaker 1>looks like y'all are going to be inside for a while.

1:44:24.479 --> 1:44:27.800
<v Speaker 1>You know, Jesse, there's something wrong with the world. When O. J.

1:44:28.000 --> 1:44:30.439
<v Speaker 1>Simpson's on the golf course and I'm on house arrest,

1:44:32.600 --> 1:44:36.880
<v Speaker 1>that's can you what? John? Can you explain before we

1:44:36.920 --> 1:44:40.879
<v Speaker 1>get into Los Angeles? The politics over there. I understand

1:44:40.880 --> 1:44:42.919
<v Speaker 1>it's a big city, it's a left of city. Everybody

1:44:43.000 --> 1:44:47.440
<v Speaker 1>knows that it is. It ninety percent left, like San Francisco,

1:44:47.680 --> 1:44:50.800
<v Speaker 1>is it sixty forty? How How are they allowed to

1:44:50.800 --> 1:44:54.360
<v Speaker 1>go this nuts and crush this many people without serious

1:44:54.360 --> 1:44:58.400
<v Speaker 1>political repercussions. No kidding, We're just a shade to the

1:44:58.479 --> 1:45:03.240
<v Speaker 1>right of North Korea, which is a shame because this

1:45:03.320 --> 1:45:07.080
<v Speaker 1>is the state. It produced Ronald Reagan, it produced Dick Nixon,

1:45:07.120 --> 1:45:10.840
<v Speaker 1>it produced Pete Wilson, produced a lot of people who

1:45:10.880 --> 1:45:13.439
<v Speaker 1>did a lot of good things for the world. And

1:45:13.760 --> 1:45:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Reagan Country has become Via Ragosa and Newsome Country. And

1:45:19.040 --> 1:45:22.639
<v Speaker 1>basically the short of it is, when the Cold War ended,

1:45:22.800 --> 1:45:27.400
<v Speaker 1>they closed down all the military bases, aerospace moved, and

1:45:27.680 --> 1:45:33.320
<v Speaker 1>Republican industries were essentially replaced by Hollywood and Silicon Valley

1:45:33.400 --> 1:45:38.240
<v Speaker 1>and democratic industries, and the state just drifted to the left.

1:45:38.280 --> 1:45:42.759
<v Speaker 1>Ever since that happened. Why is Hollywood so left? I've

1:45:42.800 --> 1:45:45.479
<v Speaker 1>never been able to totally wrap my mind around that.

1:45:45.520 --> 1:45:48.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean, in general, the arts, music, Hollywood, why is

1:45:48.880 --> 1:45:54.280
<v Speaker 1>that a leftist thing? Well, there's a certain culture. I mean, look,

1:45:54.479 --> 1:45:56.920
<v Speaker 1>we live in a place where beautiful people from all

1:45:56.960 --> 1:45:59.240
<v Speaker 1>over the world come here to make it big in Hollywood,

1:45:59.720 --> 1:46:03.320
<v Speaker 1>and ugly people come here to take ten percent. And

1:46:06.080 --> 1:46:09.920
<v Speaker 1>there is a certain culture in that industry where if

1:46:09.920 --> 1:46:12.479
<v Speaker 1>you're a Republican or you're a conservative, you don't get

1:46:13.320 --> 1:46:15.840
<v Speaker 1>you don't get the roles that other people do. So

1:46:16.040 --> 1:46:18.479
<v Speaker 1>they know, if you want to play nice, you got

1:46:18.479 --> 1:46:20.320
<v Speaker 1>to go ahead and go out there and go to

1:46:20.360 --> 1:46:22.960
<v Speaker 1>the news, some fundraisers and write Hillary Clinton a check

1:46:23.000 --> 1:46:28.080
<v Speaker 1>and do all of those things. How can they get

1:46:28.120 --> 1:46:31.880
<v Speaker 1>away with them with a lockdown this severe even in

1:46:31.920 --> 1:46:34.479
<v Speaker 1>a hardcore leftist city like you say it is. I

1:46:34.520 --> 1:46:38.760
<v Speaker 1>would assume the mayor, city council, whatever the leadership may be,

1:46:39.360 --> 1:46:42.559
<v Speaker 1>they do have friends, friends who own businesses that are

1:46:42.600 --> 1:46:45.519
<v Speaker 1>being wiped out by these How can they get away

1:46:45.520 --> 1:46:47.599
<v Speaker 1>with it? I saw the news today. I honestly am

1:46:47.640 --> 1:46:50.679
<v Speaker 1>my jaw dropped. Well, they're starting to walk it back

1:46:50.720 --> 1:46:53.800
<v Speaker 1>a little bit. And it wasn't a politician that broke

1:46:53.800 --> 1:46:56.479
<v Speaker 1>the news. It was doctor Barbara Freyre who the county

1:46:56.560 --> 1:46:58.719
<v Speaker 1>is listening to for health advice, who, by the way,

1:46:58.960 --> 1:47:01.920
<v Speaker 1>is not a medical doctor. She's got a PhD in

1:47:02.000 --> 1:47:05.120
<v Speaker 1>social welfare, so she's as much of a medical doctor

1:47:05.320 --> 1:47:09.120
<v Speaker 1>doctor Drey. But they're listening to her. Why I don't know,

1:47:09.320 --> 1:47:12.280
<v Speaker 1>but they are, and she's leading them down this rabbit

1:47:12.320 --> 1:47:16.639
<v Speaker 1>hole and even in left wing California, left wing Los

1:47:16.640 --> 1:47:20.760
<v Speaker 1>Angeles County. The Mayor of Los Angeles, Eric Garcetti, had

1:47:20.800 --> 1:47:24.040
<v Speaker 1>to come out and say, you misheard what she said. Well,

1:47:24.200 --> 1:47:27.160
<v Speaker 1>she didn't stutter, and I'm not deaf. I know exactly

1:47:27.200 --> 1:47:29.800
<v Speaker 1>what she said. She said, we're shut down until the

1:47:29.880 --> 1:47:33.920
<v Speaker 1>end of July, and people went absolutely ballistic, and even

1:47:34.000 --> 1:47:37.080
<v Speaker 1>they are smart enough to keep to pull the temperature

1:47:37.080 --> 1:47:42.000
<v Speaker 1>in the room. John, sadly, for you, I really oppose

1:47:42.120 --> 1:47:46.519
<v Speaker 1>the GOP bailing out these insane cities like yours, and

1:47:47.000 --> 1:47:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I feel like they're gonna do it. Man, I'm sure

1:47:48.880 --> 1:47:50.920
<v Speaker 1>you probably oppose it too. I feel like they're going

1:47:50.960 --> 1:47:53.360
<v Speaker 1>to do it. There are already or cracks in the armor.

1:47:53.640 --> 1:47:55.400
<v Speaker 1>We kind of have to do this. We have this

1:47:55.479 --> 1:48:00.479
<v Speaker 1>Senator Kennedy from Louisiana, obviously Susan Collins. They're taking about

1:48:00.520 --> 1:48:05.120
<v Speaker 1>passing another massive bill with huge federal money that we

1:48:05.240 --> 1:48:09.559
<v Speaker 1>don't have to bail out leftist states and cities. And John,

1:48:09.640 --> 1:48:12.519
<v Speaker 1>I honestly, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.

1:48:12.520 --> 1:48:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Are these people completely out of their minds? Yes they are,

1:48:16.080 --> 1:48:18.920
<v Speaker 1>because these cities were all broke before the pandemic hit.

1:48:19.520 --> 1:48:23.000
<v Speaker 1>The unfunded pension liability in the state of California is

1:48:23.040 --> 1:48:26.640
<v Speaker 1>through the roof. You already had cities like San Bernardino,

1:48:26.800 --> 1:48:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Mammoth Lake, Stockton, but all had to declare bankruptcy, and

1:48:30.439 --> 1:48:33.560
<v Speaker 1>cities like Los Angeles. We're on the verge of bankruptcy

1:48:33.880 --> 1:48:37.320
<v Speaker 1>before all of this happened. They're using the pandemic is

1:48:37.360 --> 1:48:40.400
<v Speaker 1>the excuse to try to paper over all of their

1:48:40.479 --> 1:48:44.080
<v Speaker 1>excesses for the last several decades. I wouldn't give these

1:48:44.080 --> 1:48:46.680
<v Speaker 1>people a cent. I'd want to beat dog food. But

1:48:46.760 --> 1:48:49.800
<v Speaker 1>it seems like we're going to, doesn't it. I mean,

1:48:49.000 --> 1:48:52.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm amazed we could be that stupid. But we're talking

1:48:52.840 --> 1:48:57.320
<v Speaker 1>about sanctuary cities, cities that blatantly do everything they can

1:48:57.439 --> 1:49:01.880
<v Speaker 1>to kneecap every Republican policy, and the GOP response is

1:49:01.920 --> 1:49:05.479
<v Speaker 1>to write them a check. Yeah. Well, the person who

1:49:05.520 --> 1:49:08.240
<v Speaker 1>should stand up to this is Kevin McCarthy because he's

1:49:08.320 --> 1:49:11.439
<v Speaker 1>from here and he knows better. He knows what's been

1:49:11.479 --> 1:49:14.439
<v Speaker 1>going on in California. Before he was in Congress, he

1:49:14.560 --> 1:49:18.360
<v Speaker 1>served in the California State Legislature. He served with these people.

1:49:18.439 --> 1:49:21.040
<v Speaker 1>He knows these people, he knows how they've wrecked the state,

1:49:21.560 --> 1:49:24.240
<v Speaker 1>and they shouldn't be rewarded for doing what they did.

1:49:25.479 --> 1:49:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Talk about this pension pension funds. People don't understand exactly

1:49:29.840 --> 1:49:33.120
<v Speaker 1>how those work and why they're crushing states like yours

1:49:33.439 --> 1:49:37.320
<v Speaker 1>and Illinois elaborate on that. Yeah, well, this is probably

1:49:37.360 --> 1:49:40.400
<v Speaker 1>the real reason that Bernie Sanders didn't win the Democratic nomination.

1:49:41.240 --> 1:49:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Over the last several decades, public employee unions have decided

1:49:45.400 --> 1:49:49.000
<v Speaker 1>to not ask for pay increases. What they've done is

1:49:49.040 --> 1:49:55.280
<v Speaker 1>they've asked for all of the government giveaways to be healthcare, pension,

1:49:55.960 --> 1:50:00.840
<v Speaker 1>that sort of thing. So their pension plans are Cadillac plans.

1:50:00.880 --> 1:50:04.519
<v Speaker 1>Their health plans are Cadillac plans. But the problem is

1:50:04.560 --> 1:50:07.720
<v Speaker 1>when you get to retire in your fifties and you

1:50:07.840 --> 1:50:10.439
<v Speaker 1>get ninety percent of your salary and you get to

1:50:10.479 --> 1:50:12.880
<v Speaker 1>spike your salary the last year or two, as many

1:50:12.880 --> 1:50:15.800
<v Speaker 1>of them do, the taxpayers are on the hook for that.

1:50:16.600 --> 1:50:19.880
<v Speaker 1>And as of last court case I am aware of,

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<v Speaker 1>even in bankruptcy, you can't get out of pensions, I

1:50:23.680 --> 1:50:27.599
<v Speaker 1>mean pensions or something that are guaranteed. So the state

1:50:27.600 --> 1:50:31.320
<v Speaker 1>of California has been playing the part of Santa claus

1:50:31.360 --> 1:50:33.479
<v Speaker 1>and various cities have been playing the part of Santa

1:50:33.479 --> 1:50:36.840
<v Speaker 1>Claus the public employee unions because they essentially control the

1:50:36.880 --> 1:50:41.839
<v Speaker 1>Democratic Party, and these cities are effectively insolvent. They can't

1:50:41.840 --> 1:50:45.200
<v Speaker 1>make good on these pension plans. So what they've done

1:50:45.280 --> 1:50:48.240
<v Speaker 1>is they always go to taxpayers saying, we need more taxes,

1:50:48.320 --> 1:50:51.080
<v Speaker 1>we need more revenue, because if you don't, we're going

1:50:51.120 --> 1:50:53.479
<v Speaker 1>to cut police in fire. It's always police in fire.

1:50:53.760 --> 1:50:57.240
<v Speaker 1>They're never going after the DMV, and so people just

1:50:57.360 --> 1:51:00.800
<v Speaker 1>give in and give them every dollar they act and

1:51:00.960 --> 1:51:04.880
<v Speaker 1>the problem just gets worse. What do we do on

1:51:04.920 --> 1:51:09.360
<v Speaker 1>a national level with these I mean, look, I don't

1:51:09.400 --> 1:51:13.759
<v Speaker 1>have another way to put it. John creepy contact tracing things.

1:51:13.800 --> 1:51:17.680
<v Speaker 1>We now have this governor Governor Insley talking about. You

1:51:17.760 --> 1:51:20.240
<v Speaker 1>go to a restaurant, they will take down your name,

1:51:20.400 --> 1:51:23.559
<v Speaker 1>phone number, and email and date and time you were

1:51:23.600 --> 1:51:26.640
<v Speaker 1>there so they can trace you. John, what are we

1:51:26.720 --> 1:51:29.200
<v Speaker 1>doing here for a virus with ninety nine point nine

1:51:29.200 --> 1:51:33.000
<v Speaker 1>percent recovery rate? Have we lost our minds? We have

1:51:33.160 --> 1:51:35.360
<v Speaker 1>lost our minds. And I'll tell you what I'm hoping

1:51:35.400 --> 1:51:41.000
<v Speaker 1>for in California. I'm hoping the Texas and Georgia and

1:51:41.280 --> 1:51:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Florida and other states that have opened up are successful

1:51:45.240 --> 1:51:48.960
<v Speaker 1>because if those states are successful, there will not be

1:51:49.439 --> 1:51:52.880
<v Speaker 1>an opportunity for them to deny the success. They'll try

1:51:52.920 --> 1:51:55.879
<v Speaker 1>to find some statistic to spin it to earth a disaster.

1:51:56.400 --> 1:51:59.600
<v Speaker 1>If the overall numbers go down, they'll find some demographic

1:51:59.760 --> 1:52:02.360
<v Speaker 1>see spike, and though they see you hate old people,

1:52:02.479 --> 1:52:04.479
<v Speaker 1>or see you hate people who live in this city,

1:52:04.600 --> 1:52:07.840
<v Speaker 1>or you know people of this race, or whatever, but

1:52:08.439 --> 1:52:12.320
<v Speaker 1>they will not be able to deny the overall numbers.

1:52:12.880 --> 1:52:15.919
<v Speaker 1>And as far as I'm concerned, the success of Texas

1:52:16.160 --> 1:52:20.559
<v Speaker 1>is something that people in California need. We'll keep our

1:52:20.560 --> 1:52:24.120
<v Speaker 1>fingers crossed for that. John Phillips of The John Phillips Show, Okay,

1:52:24.280 --> 1:52:26.960
<v Speaker 1>BC Los Angeles, Thank you, my friend. I appreciate you.

1:52:27.560 --> 1:52:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for having me be good. What a voice on

1:52:31.000 --> 1:52:34.240
<v Speaker 1>that guy, Chris, the golden voice. Man, Some people just

1:52:34.320 --> 1:52:37.800
<v Speaker 1>have that golden voice. I mean me. Look, we all

1:52:37.800 --> 1:52:40.879
<v Speaker 1>know what I have and that's my amazing looks what Chris?

1:52:41.240 --> 1:52:45.320
<v Speaker 1>What you? Chris? You read the podcast reviews? All right?

1:52:45.360 --> 1:52:46.639
<v Speaker 1>Do I need to do? I need to go into

1:52:46.640 --> 1:52:48.760
<v Speaker 1>it again. I'll keep reading them, all right, fine, I

1:52:48.800 --> 1:52:53.800
<v Speaker 1>will too handsome for radio, that's the headline. I don't

1:52:53.880 --> 1:52:57.080
<v Speaker 1>understand how a man this handsome and charismatic ends up

1:52:57.080 --> 1:53:00.920
<v Speaker 1>on the radio. It just doesn't make any sense. Did

1:53:01.000 --> 1:53:04.240
<v Speaker 1>you ask Michael Jordan to do your taxes? Do you

1:53:04.280 --> 1:53:08.240
<v Speaker 1>put Paul McCartney's face on the factory line? Of course not.

1:53:10.040 --> 1:53:13.800
<v Speaker 1>I love you people. A man mis handsome is meant

1:53:13.840 --> 1:53:22.799
<v Speaker 1>to be gazed upon. So do yourself a favor. Close

1:53:22.880 --> 1:53:25.800
<v Speaker 1>your eyes, listen to his words, and let your imagination

1:53:25.960 --> 1:53:29.519
<v Speaker 1>run wild. You people, kill me man, all right, I'll

1:53:29.560 --> 1:53:33.719
<v Speaker 1>finish my lovely grd Is story in just a second.

1:53:39.280 --> 1:53:41.280
<v Speaker 1>You do not know how to take on the irs.

1:53:41.920 --> 1:53:44.599
<v Speaker 1>You don't. You're an amateur. I'm an amateur. I don't

1:53:44.640 --> 1:53:47.400
<v Speaker 1>know how to take on the irs. And it's scary,

1:53:47.439 --> 1:53:50.600
<v Speaker 1>isn't it. Let's be honest. The IRS is part of

1:53:50.600 --> 1:53:53.760
<v Speaker 1>the federal government. It is the most powerful entity in

1:53:53.800 --> 1:53:57.120
<v Speaker 1>the world. What can you and I do? Well? You

1:53:57.160 --> 1:54:00.800
<v Speaker 1>can make a phone call. It's called paramount tax for you. See,

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<v Speaker 1>you might be an amateur. I might be an amateur.

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<v Speaker 1>They are not. This is what they do for a living.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you call paramount tax relief, you may just

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<v Speaker 1>may qualify for the new CNC tax program. If you

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<v Speaker 1>qualify for the program, you get to stop making any

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<v Speaker 1>payments to the irs while you're in it again. You

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<v Speaker 1>have people out there who will fight for you. Call them,

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<v Speaker 1>let them fight for you. Let them do it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Paramount tax relief eight hundred eight one six eight seven

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<v Speaker 1>four nine eight hundred eight one six eight seven forty

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<v Speaker 1>nine use a pro to take on the irs. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>remember I'm back at the base. I have to elect

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<v Speaker 1>a sample to see what's wrong with me, because they

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that it's Giardi at this time. I am

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<v Speaker 1>given the coffee cup and it wasn't an actual coffee cup. Okay,

1:55:12.480 --> 1:55:15.320
<v Speaker 1>it was smaller. No, no, it was smaller, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>about that size. And man, I'll tell you what you

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk about. A rough, rough moment that was

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<v Speaker 1>because that stuff grosses me out anyway. Oh I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a huge germaphobe, but don't it's gross. It was gross.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a very gross experience. It's not what I

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<v Speaker 1>want to live. It's not what I'm going to describe

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<v Speaker 1>to you. I return the sample. They test the sample,

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<v Speaker 1>but it takes them a while. And get this. I recover.

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<v Speaker 1>After a day or two, I recover and it goes away.

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<v Speaker 1>No big deal, right, Still, summertime, back to our normal training.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pt and I'm doing everything else, and we have

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<v Speaker 1>this huge I think it was a seven day field offcoming,

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<v Speaker 1>which sucks in the middle of the summer. Oh it's sucked.

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<v Speaker 1>And everybody's dreading it. Everyone's getting ready, they're packing up

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<v Speaker 1>all their gear, they're drinking all the beer they possibly

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<v Speaker 1>can because you're not having one for another seven days.

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<v Speaker 1>And finally, the morning we're leaving, I get a call

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<v Speaker 1>to go down to the company office. You know, my

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<v Speaker 1>company was off a company first Battalion, seventh Marines offcompaning,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's pretty much never a good thing when you

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<v Speaker 1>get called down to the company office, especially when you're

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<v Speaker 1>a private first class or something like that. Something I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you you failed a drug test or something, which I

1:56:43.600 --> 1:56:45.080
<v Speaker 1>knew I wasn't going to fill a drug test, but

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<v Speaker 1>you did something wrong. Something's wrong, or a relative dies

1:56:49.520 --> 1:56:52.560
<v Speaker 1>or something like. It's never. It's never. I just called

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<v Speaker 1>you down here to tell you what a great job

1:56:54.400 --> 1:56:57.680
<v Speaker 1>you've been doing. There's that. It does not happen, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I take off and I'm nervous. Man. This is

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<v Speaker 1>where you get screamed out. This is where you get

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<v Speaker 1>kicked out. This is where you get in trouble and

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<v Speaker 1>I feel fine, remember, and I walk by my section

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<v Speaker 1>leader Black was his name, John Black. I love the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's walking from the company office and I pass

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<v Speaker 1>him and he doesn't speak to me. He just glares

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<v Speaker 1>at me. And I'm thinking, oh gosh, this is not good.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not good. And I go down and I

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<v Speaker 1>stand at attention and they tell me I've got some

1:57:35.480 --> 1:57:40.440
<v Speaker 1>bad news for you. And I'm like, oh, okay, we

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<v Speaker 1>your tests came back and you tested positive for giardia.

1:57:46.040 --> 1:57:49.240
<v Speaker 1>And I'm thinking, okay, okay, what does that mean. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel fine? No, no, they say that's actually not abnormal.

1:57:53.120 --> 1:57:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Giardia goes dormant, then it comes back. It goes dormant,

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<v Speaker 1>and then comes back, and it turns out surprise, surprise, everybody.

1:57:59.240 --> 1:58:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Remember the idiot guy who led it. Everybody who was

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<v Speaker 1>on mule packers came down with it. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>this battalion wide pandemic and like, I'm sorry, I know this,

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<v Speaker 1>this stinks, but we're gonna have to get you some medicine.

1:58:12.600 --> 1:58:14.520
<v Speaker 1>And it takes at least a week for this medicine

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<v Speaker 1>medicine to work through your system, and we're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to quarantine you to your barracks room. And inside I'm

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<v Speaker 1>doing backflips like you have those party poppers going off,

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<v Speaker 1>and fireworks are going off in my mind, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking the luckiest human being in the world. And the

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<v Speaker 1>guy also tells you, remember my buddy Mike's there from

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<v Speaker 1>high school. He was my roommate. He was in the

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<v Speaker 1>same barracks room I was in. Oh, and we should

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<v Speaker 1>let you know that because this is contagious. This can

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<v Speaker 1>be spread if you're using the same toilet with somebody,

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have to quarantine your roommate too. So I

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<v Speaker 1>go skip it on back up to the barracks. I

1:58:59.640 --> 1:59:03.080
<v Speaker 1>started rubbing it in everybody's face. I go break the

1:59:03.120 --> 1:59:07.360
<v Speaker 1>news to Meksner. Everybody loads up. Not only were we

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<v Speaker 1>quote quarantine to the barracks room with Domino's, pizza, in

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<v Speaker 1>video games and beer for a week as make sure

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<v Speaker 1>you make sure you eat healthy and don't drink. Oh yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get right on that, pal. We didn't quarantine at

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<v Speaker 1>all for one We took off immediately to the gas

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<v Speaker 1>station and loaded up on like ten cases up here,

1:59:28.880 --> 1:59:31.840
<v Speaker 1>brought it back to the barracks room. Fired up from

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<v Speaker 1>ESPN started tipping back Tall Boys in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>the day because not only were we quarantine, we were

1:59:39.480 --> 1:59:45.080
<v Speaker 1>quarantine with no supervision whatsoever. So let me just say, yes,

1:59:45.400 --> 1:59:48.560
<v Speaker 1>I almost died in the field. Yes, I would almost

1:59:48.640 --> 1:59:51.440
<v Speaker 1>have died a thousand times over to have that week

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<v Speaker 1>back again. You want to talk about the and the

1:59:53.960 --> 1:59:56.040
<v Speaker 1>guys who were out in the field came back talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how it was the most miserable thing ever, miserable hot,

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<v Speaker 1>and and not only that, I never had another symptom ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I never even had the green apples flatters. I was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to take my little pill, no side effects. Life

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<v Speaker 1>is good, baby, talk about the greatest experience ever. I

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<v Speaker 1>got more stuff like that where I just, by the

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<v Speaker 1>grace of God, scammed out of absolutely everything. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the best band. Oh, by the way, your reviews man,

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<v Speaker 1>keep leaving your five star reviews talking about how handsome

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<v Speaker 1>I am on iTunes, because I just got another message

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<v Speaker 1>from management saying, seriously, this one is titled Greek God.

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<v Speaker 1>I never thought the wood would see an actual Adonis

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<v Speaker 1>until Jesse came along. There's another one, jealous. I try

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<v Speaker 1>not to be jealous when listening to you because of

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<v Speaker 1>how absolutely good looking you are. You're like a chiseled

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<v Speaker 1>sky graper. I love you. People leave your five star

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<v Speaker 1>reviews on iTunes with your handsome comments. Oh and I

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<v Speaker 1>have one more thing, Hang on a second. Boomer Naturals

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<v Speaker 1>have news for you, and this can be tough to hear.

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<v Speaker 1>When your employer finally let you come back, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>good chance they're going to require you to wear a

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<v Speaker 1>face mask. When concerts finally come back, when sports finally

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<v Speaker 1>start being played again, there's a good chance they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to require you to wear a face mask. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>can sit there for hours on end with some junky

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<v Speaker 1>gas station face mask where you can actually go get

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<v Speaker 1>a good one at boomer naturals dot com. Boomer naturals

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<v Speaker 1>It'll save you twenty percent every single time you shop. Well, look,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not all good news about how handsome I am,

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<v Speaker 1>although that is critically important. Chris. We'll dig into this

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<v Speaker 1>more tomorrow. I'll figure out exactly how to put this

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<v Speaker 1>so it doesn't depress everybody. But we got a real

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<v Speaker 1>spending problem. And this is not a spending problem like

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<v Speaker 1>like we always have argued about. You know, you're spending

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<v Speaker 1>too much money. They're spending too much money. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna have to start addressing some talk about that.

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<v Speaker 1>All are collapsing here, that kind of spending problem. These

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<v Speaker 1>people are out of their minds. Man, they're out of

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<v Speaker 1>their minds. But look, but for the grace of God,

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<v Speaker 1>I go. I wait, that's not how that's saying goes.

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<v Speaker 1>But for the grace of God go ayes how the

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<v Speaker 1>saying goes, Chris, Not that you know anything about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a Jewish staying, Chris, you wouldn't understand it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this is New Testament stuff. You can get

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<v Speaker 1>the whole show on Google, Spotify, iHeart iTunes. As you know,

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<v Speaker 1>leave your reviews. We're gonna be back to ball to

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