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Speaker 1: talk about your safety training. You want to talk about
Speaker 1: how you did at the range. Oh, look at my groups.
Speaker 1: I was doing these failure drills today, and all that
Speaker 1: stuff is really important. I mean, really really important. I'm
Speaker 1: not discounting that, but I've known so many people who
Speaker 1: do all those things. They take all the necessary steps
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Speaker 1: ever been in an attack room? Attack room for you
Speaker 1: city slickers, it's a room where you keep all the
Speaker 1: horse stuff. I'm no horse expert, but it wrote him plenty.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, you know, the saddles, the reins, so
Speaker 1: on and so forth. I've been in quite a few.
Speaker 1: My folks actually have a couple of horses, so they
Speaker 1: have one. I remember going to my grandpa's farm. He
Speaker 1: used to have a farm when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: and he had a few. It wasn't wasn't a you know,
Speaker 1: huge horse operations, just a few. And I would go
Speaker 1: check out his tack room because they've never seen anything
Speaker 1: like that before. And even as a small child, I
Speaker 1: was stunned at the amount of crap a horse needs.
Speaker 1: It really is amazing the amount of stuff a horse needs.
Speaker 1: One horse, you get two or three. You've got the
Speaker 1: room full different bridles and then in stirrups, and I
Speaker 1: mean there's it's endless. On top of what a horse eats.
Speaker 1: A horse a thousand pound horse, and horses can get
Speaker 1: you know, two thousand pounds, depending on the type of horse,
Speaker 1: a little more than two thousand pounds. A thousand pound
Speaker 1: horse needs twenty five pounds of hay a day. Tell
Speaker 1: you what, We'll come back to that. It's an interesting
Speaker 1: thing how Europe has progressed over the years. But I
Speaker 1: really find the Napoleonic era to be fascinating, really fascinating.
Speaker 1: We're talking the end of the seventeen hundreds, getting into
Speaker 1: the early part of the eighteen hundreds, and understand what
Speaker 1: we're going through here. Remember all that bubonic plague, black
Speaker 1: plague stuff. From the thirteen hundreds to the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 1: They were always fighting that dagon thing off. There was
Speaker 1: even another breakout in Marseille in the seventeen hundreds, but
Speaker 1: it was carving out huge percentages of the population. And
Speaker 1: then we had kind of an industrial revolution, flat out,
Speaker 1: that's what they called it. And tech knowledge he advanced massively,
Speaker 1: and they figured out medicine and they've figured out other things.
Speaker 1: They've figured out so many things. In Europe's population during
Speaker 1: this time went from about one hundred and ten million
Speaker 1: to one hundred and ninety million. It just exploded. We
Speaker 1: figured out how to make sure all the babies don't die, medicine, roads, food,
Speaker 1: figured out trade a lot better than we ever did,
Speaker 1: and things blew up and Europe began to remake itself
Speaker 1: in various ways. And that many more people creates more problems.
Speaker 1: That's going to be a steady theme today. It's a
Speaker 1: good thing. I'm leather or more people get married, crank
Speaker 1: out those kids. People, but also more problems with it.
Speaker 1: More people mean or food means. It's complicated, and it
Speaker 1: really meant more problems for the monarchs of the era.
Speaker 1: We have a hard time connecting with that. You and
Speaker 1: I both do. What do we know about kings? What
Speaker 1: kings do you know? Well? You know the queen in
Speaker 1: England not really any power, or has power but doesn't
Speaker 1: use it. It's a weird dynamic. You know. A couple
Speaker 1: of those places in the Middle East, I'm sure have
Speaker 1: assault and there's something I don't know, none of my business.
Speaker 1: That's that's what you know, That's what I know, all right?
Speaker 1: Really king, But this was an era where everyone had kings, everyone,
Speaker 1: and that was starting to go away, starting to go away.
Speaker 1: This was an era where people were waking up and realizing,
Speaker 1: I mean, we should we should have rights. How many
Speaker 1: centuries have we gone through these kings? And yeah, a
Speaker 1: good one works out really well, but then his son
Speaker 1: turns out to be an idiot or a crazy person
Speaker 1: and it sucks. That's maybe we can move on past that,
Speaker 1: and you get this revolution in France and elsewhere where
Speaker 1: the revolutionists were called and you don't need to confuse
Speaker 1: this with our American politics, they were called republicans. People
Speaker 1: should have a voice, people should have representation, and they
Speaker 1: were fighting against the royalists, people who wanted a king.
Speaker 1: Which brings us to a young man born in Corsica.
Speaker 1: Corsica is not in France. It is an island south
Speaker 1: of France. It was a French colony at the time
Speaker 1: Napoleon was born. Now, Napoleon was short. Everybody knows that
Speaker 1: Napoleon's French initially was terrible, meaning his French language actually
Speaker 1: spoke Italian a lot better. Eventually, though, Napoleon finds his
Speaker 1: way into France's war college. Now keep in mind, when
Speaker 1: Napoleon got to France proper, Napoleon had a really, really,
Speaker 1: really tough time of it in life. Life can be
Speaker 1: tough when you're short. School, especially your early years surrounded
Speaker 1: by other men, can be really cruel when you're short.
Speaker 1: Was tough on Napoleon. And when you're short and don't
Speaker 1: don't oblah, when you don't speak of the language very well,
Speaker 1: and get a lot tougher. And so Napoleon finds his
Speaker 1: way into the mility terry college, and he doesn't really
Speaker 1: care about socializing with other people. He cares about learning everything.
Speaker 1: And it turns out this guy, this guy is a
Speaker 1: freaking genius, and a genius in an era where it's
Speaker 1: hard to be a genius. And here's what I mean
Speaker 1: by that, Army sizes are growing exponentially at this time
Speaker 1: because population sizes are growing exponentially at this time. That
Speaker 1: has not been the case throughout it. So you've heard me.
Speaker 1: How many ancient battles have you heard me talk about
Speaker 1: on this show? Twenty thousand here versus thirty thousand there.
Speaker 1: On the huge side, it's sixty or seventy thousand here
Speaker 1: versus fifty thousand there. That is, I mean ancient times.
Speaker 1: That is a huge pitched battle. And now we're getting
Speaker 1: to the era where there are so many people in France,
Speaker 1: there are so many people in Prussia, and in Britain
Speaker 1: and Austria, there are so many people there. Well, army
Speaker 1: sizes grow. As their army sizes grow, they're always warring
Speaker 1: for power. It's part of the reason George Washington, in
Speaker 1: his farewell address, was so so adamant about staying out
Speaker 1: of Europe's wars because George Washington had seen all this
Speaker 1: his whole life, and he learned the history of it.
Speaker 1: Europe because of their religion, because of their proximity to
Speaker 1: each other for a million and one different regions, the
Speaker 1: Europeans are always at each other's throats. Always. Oh, we
Speaker 1: like to think that World War one and two were
Speaker 1: the first time there was all all people. They never
Speaker 1: stopped fighting. I mean, right now is about the only
Speaker 1: peaceful time we've ever known of there. They're always fighting,
Speaker 1: and they're always fighting to be superior. That was a
Speaker 1: big part of it too. Well, wait a minute, Austria
Speaker 1: just took this colony over there. Hey, hey, Bill, does
Speaker 1: that mean they have more colonies than us? It does?
Speaker 1: It does, mister King, it does? They actually now have
Speaker 1: two more colonies with us. Well, back on it. That's
Speaker 1: not gonna work for me. I'll tell you what. Get
Speaker 1: some troops on the border. We're gonna fight Austria over
Speaker 1: this last colony, and you'd fight over Austria over our
Speaker 1: colony and you'd gain one. Mack. Oh good, we've even
Speaker 1: things out. But now Spain's looking and they're like, whoa,
Speaker 1: Now they have two more than us. I guess we're
Speaker 1: gonna fight them. And if it sounds insane, believe me,
Speaker 1: read through the history. That's that's what it's like. It's insane,
Speaker 1: insane obsession with power. Hang on, we got a lot
Speaker 1: to talk about today now, because this is a time
Speaker 1: of advancing technology when it comes to muskets and cannons,
Speaker 1: because this is a time of increased army sizes, and
Speaker 1: it's a time of animosity. As I said, there are
Speaker 1: constantly battles everywhere everywhere, not these gigantic, all encompassing wars
Speaker 1: of domination. Either. It really wasn't that way. It just
Speaker 1: wasn't that way. It was I certainly don't want to
Speaker 1: call it gentlemanly because wars not gentlemanly. It was horrible
Speaker 1: and there was death, and there was destruction, and there
Speaker 1: was famine and it was awful. But Austria squares off
Speaker 1: against Spain. They have a pitched battle. Austria wins. Oh man,
Speaker 1: that sucks, all right. Then they have another pitched battle
Speaker 1: in Austria wins. It was expected and happened that. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: clearly Spain lost this round. Spain can come to terms.
Speaker 1: Give Austria little territory, little money. Okay, you won that one,
Speaker 1: but we're good. Everything wasn't like the ancient Roman times,
Speaker 1: or really the times before this. You know, the Mongols
Speaker 1: chopping off the heads of everyone in a city of
Speaker 1: a half million people. Just wasn't that way in general.
Speaker 1: And you have this young hot shot commander in France, Napoleon.
Speaker 1: And when I say hot shot, this dude too many
Speaker 1: battles that I can name for you, but he starts
Speaker 1: out as obviously you know, a captain, lieutenant. He's a
Speaker 1: slowly officer, and everything they tell him to do he dominates.
Speaker 1: He's kicking the crap out of people. They finally make
Speaker 1: this guy a brigadier general and then in his twenties,
Speaker 1: and understand this, it's kind of funny when you think
Speaker 1: about it, because everybody knows how the story ends. He's
Speaker 1: not one of the royalists. He's a republican. He wants
Speaker 1: rid of the monarchies, and they can't get rid of
Speaker 1: them all. And eventually Napoleon works his way up and
Speaker 1: he's made console. Now they had three consoles that everybody
Speaker 1: kind of knew. We have one console. There's only one
Speaker 1: dude calling. The shots are out here. We're gonna let
Speaker 1: you have it on your business card. But you go
Speaker 1: ahead and go home. Okay, we don't need you today.
Speaker 1: We have the guy we need, and Napoleon is running things.
Speaker 1: And Napoleon begins to expand, begins to expand his sphere
Speaker 1: of influence, and he is Remember how I said they
Speaker 1: were always that, you know, lobster in the bucket mentality.
Speaker 1: Austria can't have more than Prussia, can't have more than Spain,
Speaker 1: can't have more than Britain, can't have more than France.
Speaker 1: Everything was always seeking a balance through battle. This guy's
Speaker 1: getting too big. We gotta do something about that. Well,
Speaker 1: every now and then, every once in a while throughout history,
Speaker 1: somebody emerges and he's just superior to everybody else, far
Speaker 1: superior to everybody else. It's actually funny. I was watching,
Speaker 1: as a quick side note last night on this theme,
Speaker 1: I was watching that great show right now on ESPN
Speaker 1: called Last Dance about the Bulls final season. Everybody remembers
Speaker 1: the Bulls in the NBA and when Jordan was at
Speaker 1: his height, And if you're too young for that, just
Speaker 1: know that Michael Jordan, at the height of his popularity,
Speaker 1: was bigger than all the ten sports stars you can
Speaker 1: name combined. Jordan was everything. He was in every commercial.
Speaker 1: He was easily the most famous person on the planet.
Speaker 1: Jordan was bigger than any athlete you'll ever know, and
Speaker 1: probably we'll ever know again, it's just too diversified now.
Speaker 1: Jordan was huge. But there's this scene where they put
Speaker 1: together the Dream Team, and you remember the Dream Team.
Speaker 1: I think it was from the ninety two Olympics. It
Speaker 1: had never been done before. They took all the greatest
Speaker 1: players in the NBA and put them on one team.
Speaker 1: And we're talking Magic Johnson and Larry Bird and all
Speaker 1: the best players, not the All Stars, the All Stars
Speaker 1: of the All Stars. And they put them legends, the
Speaker 1: greatest players ever to play on one team because they're
Speaker 1: all still playing during this era. And they have this
Speaker 1: practice and they're scrimmaging against each other and Magic Johnson
Speaker 1: just talking trash, normal basketball trash, says something to make
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan mad, and playing against all the other greatest
Speaker 1: players frankly of all time, Jordan goes off and destroys
Speaker 1: everybody and wins it. And they talked about it after,
Speaker 1: how oh my gosh, this is okay. He's it was
Speaker 1: against the alpha male, alpha males. They were all like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: this guy's the one that's gonna go ahead and lead everything.
Speaker 1: He's he's better than everyone else. And you have this
Speaker 1: with Napoleon in this era in Europe, there is no
Speaker 1: more balanced Jack and Napoleon knows it, and they know it.
Speaker 1: This guy keeps fighting battles against people, battles he should lose,
Speaker 1: battles that should be even, and he is kicking the
Speaker 1: crap out of everyone. He even at one pod in time,
Speaker 1: goes down to Egypt and takes Alexandria. If that sounds weird,
Speaker 1: it is weird. It was a British colony. He managed
Speaker 1: to sneak his fleet by the British fleet because then
Speaker 1: you know, you know that British fleet, You really didn't
Speaker 1: want to see them on the high seas. He slips
Speaker 1: them by, lands twenty five thousand dudes in Alexandria. Of course, dominates,
Speaker 1: takes Alexandria, and then British Britain promptly finds the fleet
Speaker 1: that slipped by and destroys it. So now he's got
Speaker 1: twenty five thousand men stuck in Alexandria, which wasn't ideal,
Speaker 1: but it's kind of funny. As another little side note,
Speaker 1: he just chose to chill out in Egypt for a while.
Speaker 1: And the reason I say it's kind of funny, how
Speaker 1: consistent that theme is with the conquerors in history. There's
Speaker 1: something in Egypt. There's something about Egypt. I don't know
Speaker 1: whether it's a Pharaoh thing, because there's so much amazing
Speaker 1: history there. There's something about that place that draws these
Speaker 1: people in Julius Caesar spent some quality time with Cleopatra there,
Speaker 1: Mark Anthony went there. Alexander the Great went there, spend
Speaker 1: some time. Do you remember that really cool story. It's
Speaker 1: one of my favorite stories in history. They buried Alexander
Speaker 1: the Great there and then Caesar Augustus, who was I
Speaker 1: mean sent decades after Alexander the Great, but remember the
Speaker 1: Romans thought Alexander the Great, everybody did in ancient history,
Speaker 1: thought he was the bomb dignity. He shows up and
Speaker 1: Caesar Augustus shows up there and says, I want to
Speaker 1: see the tomb of Alexander the Great. And they said, okay, well,
Speaker 1: well we'll take it. We'll take you there and then
Speaker 1: we'll show you all the other kings we've had here.
Speaker 1: And Caesar Augustus says, I came to see a king,
Speaker 1: not a bunch of corpses. But there's something about Egypt,
Speaker 1: and it's sucked Napoleon into He just liked to chill
Speaker 1: out for a while. Maybe it's because of the rumors
Speaker 1: that the old ancient Egyptian women shaved all their body here.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want to make any suggestions,
Speaker 1: but that's whatever they apparently enjoyed themselves in Egypt. Napoleon
Speaker 1: eventually gets word that there's a rebellion against him, because
Speaker 1: by this point in time he is emperor Emperor of France.
Speaker 1: By the time he gets back, his army has already
Speaker 1: kicked the crap out of the rebellion. He's still emperor.
Speaker 1: Now this part gets a little complicated because history is complicated.
Speaker 1: Couple things about Napoleon being emperor. He's still kind of
Speaker 1: considered himself to be a republican while he made himself
Speaker 1: a monarch and in fact even had it put in
Speaker 1: a law that he got to pick the next monarch.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't all bad, but kind of bad. I'll
Speaker 1: explain in a second. You need sleep. I'm staring right
Speaker 1: now at producer Chris, and he looks like a freaking zombie.
Speaker 1: Why I couldn't sleep. I know what it's like. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not judging you. I've been there so many times.
Speaker 1: And what is amazing is the different person I am
Speaker 1: when I sleep versus when I don't sleep. I'm angry,
Speaker 1: I'm stupid. My mind doesn't work right. I can even
Speaker 1: tell it's not working right. Look, I don't have to
Speaker 1: explain it to you. If you're a bad person when
Speaker 1: you don't sleep, you're a good person when you do
Speaker 1: get in EBB sleep, because it actually goes after the
Speaker 1: reason you can't sleep, those thoughts racing through your head.
Speaker 1: I know what it's like. You lay down, you can't
Speaker 1: turn them off. If you get an EBB sleep. It's
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Speaker 1: for twenty five bucks off. So the Napoleon's an emperor,
Speaker 1: and in fairness to him, it wasn't a bad one.
Speaker 1: He actually put in reforms as far as individual rights,
Speaker 1: which sounds funny. As an emperor, he put in reforms
Speaker 1: that are still kind of in place to this day.
Speaker 1: Religious freedom really wasn't bad. But Napoleon still had battles
Speaker 1: to win, got got a bit bogged down in Spain,
Speaker 1: still fighting with Austria, still fighting with Prussia, still fighting
Speaker 1: with Russia. It's he's fighting with everybody. But who he
Speaker 1: really really hated was Britain. You know, they may have
Speaker 1: been England at this time. I can't tell. Nobody ever
Speaker 1: knows what's what's going on over there. It's the UK,
Speaker 1: it's Britain, it's England, it's it's I have no idea.
Speaker 1: You know where I'm talking about, the big island, cold
Speaker 1: and rainy, crappy food, and Napoleon can't get there because
Speaker 1: of their fleet. The British fleet is phenomenal. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 1: It's how they conquered the world. He can't get there.
Speaker 1: If he could get his army there, he would dominate.
Speaker 1: But the easiest way to take out ten thousand troops
Speaker 1: is sink him in the English Channel before they can
Speaker 1: even get there. In England, would Hitler ran into this
Speaker 1: same thing? This is a consistent theme throughout history. The
Speaker 1: Germans ran into Itto World War One. We can't get there.
Speaker 1: If we could just get there, And Britain very intelligently
Speaker 1: always played to their strengths. No, we don't have vast armies,
Speaker 1: but we are in island. And if we just kind
Speaker 1: of specialize in this ocean thing, I think we can
Speaker 1: do seriously well for ourselves. And they did, and now
Speaker 1: Napoleon's trying to figure out what to do about it.
Speaker 1: So what they did was then they each did it
Speaker 1: to themselves. They blockaded each other. You see England blockaded,
Speaker 1: you know Napoleon. But Napoleon owned all this ground, It
Speaker 1: had all these people who had who had been forced
Speaker 1: to sign treaties with him, So he bans the sale
Speaker 1: of British goods. Britain made its living on trade. No,
Speaker 1: and now tell me if this sounds familiar. Both of
Speaker 1: their economies are in a race to the bottom, to
Speaker 1: the bottom, and Napoleon thinks he's gonna win that race.
Speaker 1: He does, and he probably would except for Russia. And
Speaker 1: let me just quickly say, I am giving you the
Speaker 1: ultimate thirty thousand foot view of this entire escapade. That's
Speaker 1: easy for me to say that this contains this period
Speaker 1: of time. I'm talking about more awesome battles and treaties
Speaker 1: and betrayals and broken treaties and things than I could
Speaker 1: ever put into one show that I'm going to cover
Speaker 1: one individual part of it that I haven't even gotten
Speaker 1: to yet. We're gonna have other parts, will do at
Speaker 1: other times. But just know, if this is a subject
Speaker 1: in any way that fascinates you, which it always did me,
Speaker 1: dig into it. There's a lot there I am. I
Speaker 1: am really giving you the high points. So Russia decides, well,
Speaker 1: screw Napoleon, We're gonna deal with the British, thus making
Speaker 1: Napoleon the loser, and that losing race to the bottom.
Speaker 1: Napoleon's not going to just stand for that. And so
Speaker 1: Napoleon begins to plan for war with Russia, an invasion
Speaker 1: of Russia. And now I need to bring up a
Speaker 1: couple critical things. One Napoleon was, to his benefit and
Speaker 1: to his detriment, famous famous for this, not necessarily needing
Speaker 1: a ton of supply, he needed tons of supply. But
Speaker 1: Napoleon's armies ravaged the lands they invaded, thus making them incredibly,
Speaker 1: incredibly unpopular in the lands they invaded. It's one thing
Speaker 1: to have you, you know, picture that street that runs
Speaker 1: outside of your house. If there was an army marching
Speaker 1: through it, a foreign army, that would be a little disconcerting,
Speaker 1: but not the end of the world. Right. However, if
Speaker 1: that army kicked in your front door and took everything
Speaker 1: you own and left you stranded on the street with
Speaker 1: your house burning down, now we've got a problem, right.
Speaker 1: And that's how they conducted business. They supplied themselves off
Speaker 1: the land, not exclusively, but mostly. Now Poleon gets an
Speaker 1: army together, called the Grand Army. Five hundred thousand, six
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Put whatever number you want on it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say five hundred thousand. They think it was probably six,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying five, because then again, nobody ever knows.
Speaker 1: No one can never give you an exact count. I
Speaker 1: don't know how you lose one hundred thousand people somewhere,
Speaker 1: but nobody ever knows. We're calling it half a mill
Speaker 1: all right. His plan was not His plan was not
Speaker 1: to invade and take over every square inch of Russia.
Speaker 1: Contrary to anything you've ever read historically, that was not
Speaker 1: his plan. Remember when I told you this was a
Speaker 1: different era where you fight one pitch battle, two pitch battle,
Speaker 1: maybe three pitch battles, possibly four, and then looked, if
Speaker 1: you want all those, hey, let's just do a treaty.
Speaker 1: We're done here, you won okay, fine, here, have a
Speaker 1: little territory, have a little money. We're all good, right.
Speaker 1: His plan was to go forty miles, well forty days,
Speaker 1: I should say forty days into Russia. He even set
Speaker 1: up a city a supply depot for his army, giving
Speaker 1: them forty days worth of provisions. That keep in mind,
Speaker 1: I read this that I don't remember where I read it.
Speaker 1: He has half a million, right, an army of two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand troops. Trying to put this in
Speaker 1: your mind. An army of two hundred fifty thousand, that's
Speaker 1: half his army needs four thousand wagons a day of supplies.
Speaker 1: Remember in the beginning when I talked about that horse,
Speaker 1: A few horses, Yeah, now make that one hundred thousand horses,
Speaker 1: five hundred thousand troops. And to his credit, Napoleon was
Speaker 1: always good at this logistics. What's that old saying I
Speaker 1: blatantly stole from somebody because I looked up the quote
Speaker 1: a million times. I have no idea where it came
Speaker 1: from amateurs, study tactics, professional study logistics. Napoleon understood this.
Speaker 1: He moved with speed. He knew he had to supply
Speaker 1: his army. He was ready for this. He enters Russia
Speaker 1: with this grand army, and the Russians began to engage.
Speaker 1: It is not winter yet, Get that out of your mind.
Speaker 1: We are not there yet. But he starts to fight
Speaker 1: these huge battles with the Russians, and the Russians fight well,
Speaker 1: but the Russians lose. However, when the Russians lose, they lose. Well,
Speaker 1: what do I mean by that? You've heard me talk
Speaker 1: about it a million times. You'll hear me talk about
Speaker 1: it a a million more times in battles, individual battles. The massive,
Speaker 1: massive loss of life you see comes from one of
Speaker 1: two things happening. In general, only one of two things happening.
Speaker 1: It does not come from you know, we're squaring off,
Speaker 1: we're going head to head and find that your guys
Speaker 1: are so much better. You just slaughter us all. That's
Speaker 1: not how it works. It either comes from being surrounded
Speaker 1: if you make a tactical mistake and you allow them
Speaker 1: to surround you, or it comes from you turning and
Speaker 1: running away called routing. You turn run the other direction.
Speaker 1: That's when you get mowed down like grass. The Russians.
Speaker 1: It's something different, and that's going to be the point
Speaker 1: of our story. Hang on one side. Napoleon's plan goes
Speaker 1: really well, takes off into Russia, gets in these big
Speaker 1: battles with Russia's army. To keep in mind, it's oftentimes
Speaker 1: presented like Russia's army was just a bunch of bumbling
Speaker 1: idiot hicks. Russia had an excellent army at this time.
Speaker 1: But again you're facing off against Michael Jordan and they
Speaker 1: got the crap kicked out of him. And Napoleon well
Speaker 1: finds himself at a point of frustration. He's winning these
Speaker 1: battles and Russia isn't submitting. Does that sound familiar at all?
Speaker 1: It should, because that's pretty much exactly what happened to Hitler.
Speaker 1: Which it's actually really funny when you think about it.
Speaker 1: From Hitler's point of view. People like to present him
Speaker 1: as this idiot, and he was kind of an idiot
Speaker 1: and certainly an evil human being. But Hitler and his
Speaker 1: people studied Napoleon's disaster, which we're about to talk about extensively,
Speaker 1: specifically not wanting to repeat Napoleon's mistakes, and they repeated
Speaker 1: basically all of them. That the Dazis kicked the crap
Speaker 1: out of the Russians all the way into Russia until
Speaker 1: the Russians finally got their act together and started pushing back.
Speaker 1: But Napoleon gets to Moscow, and I need to clarify
Speaker 1: a couple of things. There's a way of thinking out
Speaker 1: there that Moscow was burned to the ground when Napoleon
Speaker 1: got there. No, that's not true. It actually would have
Speaker 1: been more beneficial to Napoleon if it was true. Let
Speaker 1: me explain. Moscow when he got there was partially burned
Speaker 1: to the ground. There were plenty of buildings to hide in,
Speaker 1: there were some supplies, but not enough. There was a
Speaker 1: little food, but not near enough. And it would have
Speaker 1: benefited Napoleon if the entire place had been raised to
Speaker 1: the ground, because he would have got to that smoldering
Speaker 1: wreckage and new, I can't wait here. Instead, he got
Speaker 1: to that place partially burned, mostly stripped, and told himself,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, they're gonna submit any moments. I'm sure
Speaker 1: the letter, I'm sure they're letting the check is in
Speaker 1: the mail. Baby, we got some wounded dudes. We've been
Speaker 1: fighting some battles. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: I realize it's September, and as the Game of Thrones
Speaker 1: told us, went through his coming. But let's just hang out.
Speaker 1: We're gonna hunt her. We're gonna hunker down for a
Speaker 1: little while. We're gonna hang out. I'm sure the treaty's coming,
Speaker 1: and let's let our wounded guys get patched up. We're fine. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm saying this obviously tongue in cheek, but I do
Speaker 1: need to clarify this. It's a common thing to say
Speaker 1: hindsight's twenty twenty, but hindsight really is twenty twenty. I
Speaker 1: am Jesse Kelly. I have less than three years of
Speaker 1: community college credits. When it comes to military strategy, I'm
Speaker 1: not fit to shine Napoleon's shoes. Everybody loves to point
Speaker 1: out this huge mistake, which Napoleon himself admitted a million times.
Speaker 1: Napoleon is whatever that level below a god is militarily,
Speaker 1: that's Napoleon. Yes, humongous mistake. Yes we can make fun
Speaker 1: of him for it. Don't don't lose sight of who
Speaker 1: Napoleon was. You can call him evil, you can call
Speaker 1: him anything you want. That's fine. Napoleon was a stud militarily,
Speaker 1: and all things being equal, if you had to pick
Speaker 1: one man throughout the history of mankind to lead your
Speaker 1: huge army on a massive conquest, you're one man would
Speaker 1: probably be Genghis Khan, maybe Julius Caesar. But Napoleon is
Speaker 1: in that conversation. I promise you that Napoleon is in
Speaker 1: that conversation. But he's in Moscow and he waits a
Speaker 1: week September. Mind you, we're in Moscow, and he waits
Speaker 1: another week. And in case you're wondering, well, what's he doing.
Speaker 1: He's got to know the cold has come. He's got
Speaker 1: to know that famous Russian winter is coming. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: another thing that kind of worked against him is it
Speaker 1: actually wasn't that cold at this moment. It was unseasonably warm,
Speaker 1: oftentimes two warm during the day. They needed extra water.
Speaker 1: So you know winter is coming, and it's you know
Speaker 1: it's around the corner, but I mean it's not. It's
Speaker 1: certainly not here yet. Hey, can we wear shorts? And
Speaker 1: he waits another week, and he waits another week, and
Speaker 1: now you have your army of five hundred thousand, and
Speaker 1: you're in the middle of Russia and it's October first,
Speaker 1: and now, well, now you're in trouble because the treaty
Speaker 1: that you were waiting to come, that submission that was
Speaker 1: surely around the corner any second, it never shows up
Speaker 1: at the door ever, and now you have to get out.
Speaker 1: You don't have the supplies. Remember that horse tack room.
Speaker 1: I told you about the food the horse needed for
Speaker 1: one You still have over one hundred thousand of them,
Speaker 1: thousand of them. You still have half a million troops
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Speaker 1: much trouble he was in. Now you can say, well,
Speaker 1: why didn't he leave earlier? I can if you're right
Speaker 1: on the cusp of that wind. And you know, any
Speaker 1: day a writer could come rolling through town with the
Speaker 1: treaty in his hand. You wait, don't you You can
Speaker 1: say you don't, but you think, think you do. We've
Speaker 1: got it one. I'm finally gonna they're not showing up.
Speaker 1: And finally he cuts his losses and turns and takes
Speaker 1: off for home. And they're already getting hungry, and the
Speaker 1: sky's already getting dark. And you look around and a
Speaker 1: lot of guys are starting to cough, and a lot
Speaker 1: of guys are starting to limp, and a big part
Speaker 1: of your force. You wake up one day and it's
Speaker 1: not there anymore. I'll explain about that. Hang on the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. This is The Jesse Kelly Show. Remember
Speaker 1: when we talked earlier about routing or getting surrounded, it's
Speaker 1: how you get wiped out. Remember the Russians earlier, when
Speaker 1: they were losing battles, or sometimes not even fighting battles,
Speaker 1: they did what Russians do so well, what every great
Speaker 1: army or smart nation does well. You know Britain with
Speaker 1: the great navy. Russia realizes their great strength is their
Speaker 1: horrible weather and the vastness of their terrain. So when
Speaker 1: they would lose, when they would retreat, when, when the
Speaker 1: when the when the battle was lost, they didn't. They
Speaker 1: didn't stay and fight to the last man. Makes for
Speaker 1: a great movie, right, we all love three hundred, We
Speaker 1: all love the Alamo. They didn't do that, though, They
Speaker 1: just let's retreat. It's called retreating in good order. That's
Speaker 1: a nice way of saying. They didn't throw their weapons
Speaker 1: and turn around and sprint and get slaughtered. They just
Speaker 1: backed away. So your army, and I'm making up this number,
Speaker 1: your army of one hundred thousand that loses a battle,
Speaker 1: you and that battle and you still have an army
Speaker 1: of ninety thousand, or you could have turned and thrown
Speaker 1: down your weapons and lose eighty thousand. And what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is, by the time Napoleon leaves Moscow, that Russian army,
Speaker 1: I don't want to call it intact, because it wasn't.
Speaker 1: They they fought these huge battles with Napoleon, and I
Speaker 1: keep calling Napoleon's army five hundred thousand. By this point
Speaker 1: it was not. He had lost several He had lost
Speaker 1: over two or three hundred thousand men by all estimates,
Speaker 1: and still had the Russians. They had been beating each
Speaker 1: other up, but Russia still had an army. Russia just
Speaker 1: backed off and waited, and now Napoleon takes off and
Speaker 1: his people are starving because there's no food deforage. The
Speaker 1: Russians had burnt, you know, that scorched Earth campaign. They
Speaker 1: just joyed everything. And it's Russia, to be fair, There's
Speaker 1: not a lot there to begin with. And it's a
Speaker 1: funny place. It is a vast place. And I've talked
Speaker 1: to people one who are experts in Russia because the
Speaker 1: country fascinates me. It's so vast. But there's not even
Speaker 1: a lot of natural resources in Russia. So just aren't
Speaker 1: I mean, there's some stuff, obviously, because it's so big,
Speaker 1: but you would think they'd be resource rich. America is
Speaker 1: resource rich. As a brief side note, never forget how
Speaker 1: lucky you are to live in the United States of America.
Speaker 1: You have two relatively friendly neighbors, a vast ocean on
Speaker 1: your right, a vast ocean on your left, and people.
Speaker 1: We have so many natural resources here, it's stunning. When
Speaker 1: they found the United States of America, they quite literally
Speaker 1: found a gold mine and an oil mine and every
Speaker 1: other kind of dagon mine. You wan, we are sitting
Speaker 1: on a huge bank vault. That's part of the reason
Speaker 1: you live the way you live in Another part of
Speaker 1: the reason is Napoleon. You know that little Louisiana purchase thing,
Speaker 1: the thing that essentially bought the entire western United States
Speaker 1: of America. Guess who sold that to us? Napoleon did.
Speaker 1: France had won that from Spain that all belonged to France,
Speaker 1: and America bought it for pennies on the dollar. Napoleon
Speaker 1: made a fortune, America became America. But Napoleon takes off
Speaker 1: from Moscow. Disease is weighing him down, Starvation is weighing
Speaker 1: him down. And we don't talk enough about how those
Speaker 1: things tie in hand in hand. Your body fights its
Speaker 1: own battles. Your body the best defense against any disease,
Speaker 1: any disease. Obviously that we have great medicines, we have vaccines.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting those down. You really really really need
Speaker 1: your immune system. And your immune system your body runs
Speaker 1: off of fuel food, and when you don't have it,
Speaker 1: your body gets weak and more susceptible to disease. That's
Speaker 1: why disease ravages cities that are under siege and begins starving.
Speaker 1: That's why disease ravages armies that run out of food,
Speaker 1: and Napoleon's guys are dying. And try for a moment
Speaker 1: to put yourself in that situation where you are on
Speaker 1: the march with one two hundred thousand men, however many
Speaker 1: he had left at this time. You're in a hurry.
Speaker 1: You are battling against the Russian army that is now
Speaker 1: harassing you daily, and you're in a battle against winter
Speaker 1: because it's starting to get cold, and you can't march
Speaker 1: at whatever a normal soldier can march at. I don't
Speaker 1: know what their pace would be at this time. I
Speaker 1: would normally call it, you know, four miles an hour.
Speaker 1: But are you marching four miles an hour when your
Speaker 1: men are so weak they can hardly stand. Are you
Speaker 1: marching four miles an hour when you constantly have to
Speaker 1: stop and help up the next guy who collapsed? Are
Speaker 1: you marching at four miles an hour when you're stuck
Speaker 1: in the mud. It's funny you don't hear much about
Speaker 1: mud tying into historical battles, historical wars, but boy, you
Speaker 1: do enough reading into it. It matters a lot. I
Speaker 1: think about the battle at Passiondale of World War One,
Speaker 1: where guys were quite literally drowning in mud. It was
Speaker 1: so deep. And so I have personally been involved in
Speaker 1: mud with a weapon in my hands, and nothing sucks worse.
Speaker 1: It doesn't just suck your boots into the ground. It
Speaker 1: sucks the life out of you. And when you're living
Speaker 1: in horses and carriages, man, that sucks. And did I
Speaker 1: mention the harassment of the army. I know I did.
Speaker 1: But the Russians had these Cossacks, ferocious fighters, horseback fighters,
Speaker 1: and they begin to slaughter the Russian troops and it's
Speaker 1: not even freezing yet. They're getting crushed and it's not
Speaker 1: even freezing yet. Finally they get to a bridge to
Speaker 1: cross the river, and the Russians have it blockaded. They
Speaker 1: can't even cross the river. Long story short, Napoleon emerges
Speaker 1: from Russia by some estimates with forty thousand troops left,
Speaker 1: some say twenty thousand. Do you remember how many he
Speaker 1: entered with people? The greatest military disaster or one of
Speaker 1: them in the history of mankind? And why did it happen? Well,
Speaker 1: there are a ton of different reasons why people have
Speaker 1: examined it. Every war college on earth has examined it
Speaker 1: from that time until now. But you know, if you
Speaker 1: dig into it enough, it wasn't even the freezing to death.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even really the starvation and disease, although that
Speaker 1: was obviously a huge cause for loss of life. It
Speaker 1: was the fact that Russia never had to submit while
Speaker 1: Napoleon was in not Moscow, because they still had an army,
Speaker 1: and because they could slaughter Napoleon on his way out.
Speaker 1: Why because they still had an army, and why did
Speaker 1: they still have an army? Because Russia realized time is
Speaker 1: on their side. We don't have to fight to the
Speaker 1: last man. We know what you have to do, we
Speaker 1: know what you will do. And because of that, I
Speaker 1: don't have to do some. I'm a man, I'm fighting
Speaker 1: till we're all dead. Russians have always understood, actually, I'm
Speaker 1: just going to back away here fifty miles, burn everything,
Speaker 1: and let you keep coming to me. You see, when
Speaker 1: you're fighting the short game, you will always always lose
Speaker 1: against the guy fighting the long game. We have two
Speaker 1: edities out there right now fighting the law game, and
Speaker 1: we had better start fighting it or we are toast
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Speaker 1: being tired, finishing a long day, crawling into that nice
Speaker 1: soft bed under those nice warm covers, knowing you're about
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Speaker 1: Two entities out there playing the long game. First one
Speaker 1: is China. This is going to be difficult to explain,
Speaker 1: but you know what's amazing is my brothers who have
Speaker 1: spent some time in Afghanistan will understand this very very
Speaker 1: clearly because they view it the same way. The West
Speaker 1: and the East view combat view war much much, much differently.
Speaker 1: When you think about combats, what are the first images
Speaker 1: that pop into your head? Battles right Dday, the invasion
Speaker 1: of Normandy, Gettysburg, bayonets, and cannonballs. The East does not
Speaker 1: view war like that. The East views war generationally. You
Speaker 1: know why we'll never win in Afghanistan because they don't
Speaker 1: care that we're there. They know we'll leave eventually and
Speaker 1: they'll have their country right back the way they wanted.
Speaker 1: Do you know why part of the reason Genghis Khan
Speaker 1: slaughtered everybody is they didn't understand the values of the East.
Speaker 1: Genghis Khan would turn around in your face and retreat. Now,
Speaker 1: granted he was always sucking you into an ambush. It
Speaker 1: was a fake retreat. But the Western honor would never
Speaker 1: retreat in the face of an enemy. That's not how
Speaker 1: they viewed honor, not the Mongols. Honor is me stepping
Speaker 1: my foot on your head after I've killed your entire city.
Speaker 1: I don't care what I had to do to do it.
Speaker 1: China does not view they're quite open warfare with the
Speaker 1: United States of America. The way we view it. We
Speaker 1: view it as tell me about your new clear submarines.
Speaker 1: Who has more missiles? Oh, our rifles are better? Or
Speaker 1: we even view it economically, well, they took our manufacturing.
Speaker 1: We are bringing manufacturing back. Now we've got them. You
Speaker 1: know what we have to take care of Hollywood. Hollywood
Speaker 1: is spreading Chinese propaganda. We have to stop that now.
Speaker 1: Then we'll get them. China cares very much about those things.
Speaker 1: But China would give us a hundred battle winds for
Speaker 1: the longer victory. If you're China and you look at
Speaker 1: the United States of America and what we're currently doing,
Speaker 1: coronavirus has been the biggest win ever for them, they
Speaker 1: would take a new coronavirus every six months if it
Speaker 1: meant this. And I know what you're saying, Chess, you're crazy.
Speaker 1: The world is mad at China, China's economies being wiped out.
Speaker 1: They're finished, man. We're currently in a race to the
Speaker 1: bottom with China economically. Guess who isn't up for reelection
Speaker 1: in November, Gigi Ping, the Chinese dictator. Guess who would
Speaker 1: happily happily bottom out their economy if it meant bottoming
Speaker 1: out ours? Gigi Ping. Guess where the world is going
Speaker 1: to look for their goods when America can't produce them
Speaker 1: anymore because we destroyed our own economy on purpose. They're
Speaker 1: going to look at China. And I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: That's not true, man. These countries are so mad. They're
Speaker 1: mad at China. Did you see what Italy said? I
Speaker 1: saw Britain they're mad at China. Old Germany they issued
Speaker 1: a harsh rebuke of China. Again. You think short term
Speaker 1: China knows they're mad. China also knows they're gonna want
Speaker 1: cheap goods. They're gonna want cheap goods for a long
Speaker 1: long time, and as soon as America is completely bankrupt,
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to buy them from somebody, and they're
Speaker 1: gonna get over that whole coronavirus thing real quick. When's
Speaker 1: the last time you decided you were never eating at
Speaker 1: a restaurant again. Some restaurant made you mad, I'm never
Speaker 1: eating here again. There was a hair in my food,
Speaker 1: waitress was mean, they overcharged me, food was cold. Whatever
Speaker 1: the reason, maybe a combination of all of them. I'm
Speaker 1: never eating here again. And maybe you didn't guess where
Speaker 1: you'd If every other restaurant would out in a business,
Speaker 1: you'd be there Friday night, scarfing down on your spaghetti.
Speaker 1: We all live on necessity in China understands this. This
Speaker 1: has been a humongous win for China because they play
Speaker 1: the long game and the American left, I'm staring at
Speaker 1: a headline right now. Senate Republicans seek state and city
Speaker 1: aid without rewarding big spender Democrats. I'll spare you all
Speaker 1: the details of it. Mitch McConnell says he opposes a
Speaker 1: state bailout for states that have been mismanaged by Democrats.
Speaker 1: Oh but several Republicans, including Susan Collins of Maine, John
Speaker 1: Kennedy of Louisiana and others are openly pitching to have
Speaker 1: money tossed at Democrats cities and states with no strings attached.
Speaker 1: That's one of a million leftist policies. The quote unquote
Speaker 1: right has embraced over just the last two months because
Speaker 1: of a virus with a ninety nine point nine percent
Speaker 1: recovery rate. You see, you can argue the leftists are
Speaker 1: hurting their own states. LA just extended their lockdown, possibly
Speaker 1: another three months, and people are screaming, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: Governor Insley is up there talking about requiring people to
Speaker 1: submit to government tracing or they won't be allowed to
Speaker 1: leave their homes for groceries. People are saying, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: Leftists are gonna lose the next election. Even if they
Speaker 1: lose the next election, do you think they care. We have,
Speaker 1: for two straight months now increase the size, scope and
Speaker 1: power of government at every single level massively. We've blown
Speaker 1: out budgets. We've destroyed our own economy to the point
Speaker 1: where the American people are now begging the government for
Speaker 1: a handout, and in many cases getting a handout. We're
Speaker 1: paying unemployment benefits a thousand dollars a week until July.
Speaker 1: We're talking about now using federal taxpayer money, your taxpayer
Speaker 1: money that you work hard for, to stroke a check
Speaker 1: to left the sanctuary cities. Who's winning? Do you think
Speaker 1: even if we have this big Republican win in November,
Speaker 1: Trump goes back in, we don't lose the Senate. Do
Speaker 1: you think we're winning. We're not winning. We're not even
Speaker 1: close to winning. We are currently giving the leftists everything
Speaker 1: they've ever wanted, and to their credit, they don't even
Speaker 1: really hide it. That idiot scumbag Clyburne is his name,
Speaker 1: That congressman from South Carolina. He flat out said immediately
Speaker 1: this wasn't even like yesterday. Immediately when the pandemic broke out,
Speaker 1: clyburn said, Ah, this is awesome. We're gonna get a
Speaker 1: lot of the stuff done we want. Man did he
Speaker 1: call it? And I see this GOP somehow unaware, maybe
Speaker 1: in on it at best, let's call him naive, giving
Speaker 1: the leftists everything they've ever wanted. We're not winning. We're
Speaker 1: in Moscow and it's October one. All right, I need
Speaker 1: to talk to somebody who with some actual sanity out here,
Speaker 1: so allow us to go. The Newsmax is very own.
Speaker 1: Emerald Robinson Emerald. First of all, the White the White House. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are these people you have to work with in
Speaker 1: the White House. I don't want to ask if you
Speaker 1: want to strangle them every day, because that's more my
Speaker 1: speed than your speed. But these people want to make
Speaker 1: every press conference about them. Do you just want to
Speaker 1: just beat them? Because I want to beat them. It
Speaker 1: is extremely frustrating, especially if they're sitting in the front
Speaker 1: two rows and you know they get called on more
Speaker 1: regularly by the President. And you know what is also
Speaker 1: is very frustrating Jesse personally for me is that, you know,
Speaker 1: I really like a lot of these people. We might
Speaker 1: not think that by watching them, but I really like
Speaker 1: a lot of these people offline, and I've watched some
Speaker 1: of them involved from totally saying people you know who
Speaker 1: have leason and apply lodge it to their work into
Speaker 1: people who are seeking attention constantly. And I will say
Speaker 1: some of that is the nature of they're being pushed
Speaker 1: by their networks. I won't say names, but I'll say
Speaker 1: there's particularly a competition going on between two specific correspondence
Speaker 1: and they're trying to outdo each other each more time
Speaker 1: one of them is there. Because they're competing for the
Speaker 1: same spot at the same networks. So it has nothing
Speaker 1: to do about the American people, have nothing to do
Speaker 1: about the news, and it have nothing to do about
Speaker 1: the president and what he's actually doing. It's about trying
Speaker 1: to come out on top in their networks. And then
Speaker 1: I'll say, some of them, you know, has been more
Speaker 1: straight reporters, and then they faced a lot of pushback
Speaker 1: from their colleagues because you do. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: you've seen the pieces that have been written about me
Speaker 1: or what people try to say about me, and you
Speaker 1: have to have thick skin. And for some people it's
Speaker 1: really hard because they push this left wing narrative and
Speaker 1: them mainstream media all sort of cohesively push a specific
Speaker 1: messaging and if you're not a part of that, they're
Speaker 1: going to point you out and try to boil you
Speaker 1: into adhering to that message. How'd you get that thick skin?
Speaker 1: And I asked that because it's it's easier for me
Speaker 1: with all the heat I take because I'm a sociopath.
Speaker 1: But you, however, actually have a heart and a soul
Speaker 1: how and it is difficult, you know, And I tell
Speaker 1: people what it's like. You know, Mom reads a story
Speaker 1: about you. Your sister reads a story about your buddy,
Speaker 1: and of course they're texting it to you, and did
Speaker 1: you see what they said? And they can't say that,
Speaker 1: And that's the worst part of it. How do you
Speaker 1: withstand that? Yeah, that's a really good question. I've always
Speaker 1: been different. I've always been the odd ball, no matter.
Speaker 1: I mean, since I was little, I was always the
Speaker 1: odd one. So I've never quite ran with the group.
Speaker 1: And maybe I'm just used to it at this point,
Speaker 1: but sometimes it does get family. Last night on CBS
Speaker 1: tried to in sixty minutes, tried to hit me with
Speaker 1: something on Sunday. But you know, when they put me
Speaker 1: in really good company, Jesse. They they put me in
Speaker 1: a group with Chucker Carlson and Representative Matt Gates and
Speaker 1: trying to discredit me is so I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: so that was pretty complimentary and flattering there within itself.
Speaker 1: And then it was about us during a conversation with
Speaker 1: one of my more liberal friends last night, and I said, hey, listen, like,
Speaker 1: that's just a lot of disinformation. And I know this
Speaker 1: is not something you delve into. I say, you don't
Speaker 1: really know it. So in some cases, when it's really personal,
Speaker 1: as people that I really liked, and it's like family
Speaker 1: to me. I send them all the information, Like, I
Speaker 1: start bombarding them with documents and stories and things. See,
Speaker 1: they're not telling you everything. See, this is why you're
Speaker 1: a better person to me. I ignore them. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll ignore my own mother if I get blasted with
Speaker 1: something and I just don't want to deal with. I'm
Speaker 1: just not dealing with a right doctor Fauci. Now, I've
Speaker 1: never been one of these huge doctor Fouci worshiper guys.
Speaker 1: To put it mildly, now, I've never also been on
Speaker 1: the he's a deep state Chinese communist plant. However, it's
Speaker 1: always creeped me out and seemed really odd to me.
Speaker 1: And frankly, I put this on President Trump, that he's
Speaker 1: had such a prominent role he is still a doctor
Speaker 1: just because he's an advisor. I never elected him. I
Speaker 1: don't need to hear from him in a press conference
Speaker 1: every day. I don't need to see a doctor Fouci
Speaker 1: infomercial when I tune into the NFL draft and I dangsher.
Speaker 1: Don't need a televised Senate hearing where everybody can take
Speaker 1: turns letting doctor Fauci spout out talking points. Am I
Speaker 1: nutsh no. And he has become such a media darling.
Speaker 1: And I will tell you he has CNN in the
Speaker 1: New York Times on speed dial. He loved, love, love
Speaker 1: those outlets along with you know, you can see the
Speaker 1: little private moments will have, like leaving the brute breathing
Speaker 1: room with certain correspondence that especially after they've had really
Speaker 1: really fiery exchanges with the President and just sort of
Speaker 1: let you know where he is now. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: the administration given in such prominence and letting him be
Speaker 1: out there in such a big way, if you if
Speaker 1: you've noticed, I mean, yes, he was in that hearing
Speaker 1: on the Hill yesterday, but he's his role has been
Speaker 1: slowly diminishing, especially after he's been so wrong on a
Speaker 1: lot of these models. Now, initially, I think the President
Speaker 1: thought it was a good idea to put a medical
Speaker 1: expert face to it because he knew he was going
Speaker 1: to get criticized and that he was going to, you know,
Speaker 1: take a beating in the media, which he doesn't necessarily
Speaker 1: care about. But why not put a medical expert out
Speaker 1: there to take those questions and to be the face
Speaker 1: of it. And then it grew into this whole thing.
Speaker 1: And now now that the models haven't reached the projections.
Speaker 1: Would you remember when they were talking about one million
Speaker 1: to two million people and then it started coming down,
Speaker 1: And now the president does see that that's not that
Speaker 1: was not true, and we're talking about reopening. Like he said,
Speaker 1: I wasn't fire FALGIEA first, going back, Salgie didn't have
Speaker 1: a good record. He didn't start out very well. And
Speaker 1: I was following this very closely as it was making
Speaker 1: its way through China and Suchie was out there. He
Speaker 1: can actually came on Newsmax in late January and said,
Speaker 1: you know, the American people have nothing to worry about
Speaker 1: with this coronavirus and American Maria risk. He told them
Speaker 1: not to wear a mask, and then he did the
Speaker 1: whole about face. So I think for a lot of
Speaker 1: American people outside of the media. You know, clearly in
Speaker 1: the media and he's still the end all be all,
Speaker 1: but a lot of American people are waking up to
Speaker 1: the fact that this guy has been wrong and they
Speaker 1: don't necessarily want to listen to him when talking about,
Speaker 1: you know, reopening the country, especially as their wallets continue
Speaker 1: to hurt and they wonder how they're going to pay
Speaker 1: their mortgage. I don't necessarily always try to assign malice
Speaker 1: when sheer idiocy is most oftentimes the explanation for things.
Speaker 1: But I can't help but wonder, Emerald, as I survey
Speaker 1: the scene out there, that these lockdowns, especially in places
Speaker 1: that are hardly affected by this at all, our Democrats
Speaker 1: realizing a bad economy hurts Donald Trump's chances in November,
Speaker 1: and might as well just burn it all down and
Speaker 1: screw the peasants to screw Trump? Am I wrong? Well,
Speaker 1: there's some of that, But then also there's just the
Speaker 1: natural tendency amongst Democratic leaders, a kind of shockingly hype
Speaker 1: a portion of Democrat leaders who once they have power,
Speaker 1: they just really like it and they don't want to
Speaker 1: give them back. Case in point, I'm in Virginia and
Speaker 1: Governor Roush Northern just really likes I think, the idea
Speaker 1: of being able to tell Virginia residents what to do,
Speaker 1: and so yes, they're hurts President Trump. But in the end,
Speaker 1: once once they have the ability to do something, they
Speaker 1: don't like to give it back. We've seen that over
Speaker 1: the years when it comes to spending or creating programs
Speaker 1: or regulation, whatever it is. Once they can get it
Speaker 1: in place, they don't want to end it. Tell me
Speaker 1: how it ends, and world, tell me when it ends,
Speaker 1: because it's hard to see. You're right, they're clearly getting
Speaker 1: off on all this. How does this end? Do we
Speaker 1: have to have a great depression? What do they want
Speaker 1: out of it? I realized, left is what power? How
Speaker 1: does it end? Well, here's the thing. It's going to
Speaker 1: be harder for Democrat strong calls even to do this
Speaker 1: given what we're seeing in Georgia and Florida. I mean,
Speaker 1: their death rates and being the two earliest open up,
Speaker 1: have been remarkably below the national average. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't have the numbers right in front of me, but
Speaker 1: I think you know, for Florida it's like eight and
Speaker 1: you know whatever. And those two governors got highly criticized
Speaker 1: for reopening their economies. And at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: the government can't support all these people in the country
Speaker 1: that are sitting at home, not working, not being able
Speaker 1: to pay their mortgage. Like I said, so there would
Speaker 1: be a revolt. People aren't going to stand for this
Speaker 1: for much longer. And we've seen that in Michigan, We've
Speaker 1: seen it in different States and in Texas with that
Speaker 1: one salon older owner who received a lot of infancy
Speaker 1: from the American people for her decisions to just buck
Speaker 1: the system and even face jail times. So they really
Speaker 1: can only push it so far, even in areas like
Speaker 1: I'm in Arlington, Virginia, and that is it's very blue, right,
Speaker 1: it's very liberal. People are and they voted for Route
Speaker 1: NORTHAM and they're bucking the system. They're going in, you know,
Speaker 1: eating at restaurants, sitting in the patios outside, getting together
Speaker 1: in groups that are not you know, ten or less.
Speaker 1: People are tired of it and they're just not you know,
Speaker 1: all this talk about waiting for a vac being if
Speaker 1: we keep hearing we've heard that yet. Emerald Robinson, we
Speaker 1: are up against the rake. I appreciate you ever Robinson,
Speaker 1: watch all her stuff. White House Corresponding newsmaxs appreciate you.
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Speaker 1: I want you to find the ones who pushed for
Speaker 1: national lockdowns very early on. And I'm not saying I
Speaker 1: want you to send them nasty messages or something. I
Speaker 1: don't want anything like that. Be don't be a child,
Speaker 1: but I do want you to remember. I want you
Speaker 1: to remember when the chips were down, when it was
Speaker 1: hard and unpopular. Who was bold enough to speak out
Speaker 1: against the masses, who had the foresight to see what
Speaker 1: the left was doing and would do with lockdowns, and
Speaker 1: who was trying to be liked by everybody. Remember we
Speaker 1: had this conversation the other day. So much of these
Speaker 1: politicians is just trying to get through your day without
Speaker 1: getting screamed at pundits in the same way people can
Speaker 1: act like, oh, I don't care, buddy. You have to
Speaker 1: be borderline sick in the head to not care. Yes, Chris,
Speaker 1: I understand that that's me, but I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: me right now. But I'm serious. You have to be
Speaker 1: a borderline oeopath to not care. It's human nature in
Speaker 1: all these people. They laid down for us, man, when
Speaker 1: we needed a unified voice, they laid down for us
Speaker 1: and told you all you wanted grandma to die if
Speaker 1: you didn't want to hide in your house. And what
Speaker 1: do we have now? Get this? Restaurants that want to
Speaker 1: open their doors for dine in services in Washington State.
Speaker 1: We'll have to keep a log of all customers, their phone, email,
Speaker 1: and the time they visited. It's part of the state's
Speaker 1: plan to build a powerful contract tracing system. Remember what
Speaker 1: we talked about in the beginning, that long beginning today,
Speaker 1: about the long game. This is everything the left has
Speaker 1: ever wanted. Ail in voting, which we already know is
Speaker 1: just completely infested with fraud, which of course it would
Speaker 1: be right tracking you, figuring out who's who, massive spending,
Speaker 1: massive bailouts, government control. And the problem is it's not
Speaker 1: the left. The left has always been there. The left
Speaker 1: will always be there. We know what leftists are. Leftism
Speaker 1: is a religion of domination. That is what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a religion of domination. They want to control each
Speaker 1: and everything. They will not stop until they control each
Speaker 1: and everything. And you know what, fine, you have to
Speaker 1: be smart enough to realize that on the right and
Speaker 1: realize what the leftists will do with what you're giving them.
Speaker 1: You don't give Genghis Khan the keys to your city.
Speaker 1: You don't do that. You know what he's going to
Speaker 1: do with it. Be smart enough and be bold enough.
Speaker 1: It's okay to be an idiot every now and then
Speaker 1: as long as you learn your lessons. What's not okay
Speaker 1: is to be a coward. It's not okay to know
Speaker 1: for a fact. Oh man, the left is going to
Speaker 1: abuse these policies. You know what, though, if I come
Speaker 1: out against these lockdowns. You should see the emails I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get. I hear it all the time from my
Speaker 1: friends who were who were texting me. Dude, I'd love
Speaker 1: to say what you're saying, but man, I just can't.
Speaker 1: It's just it's too much heat. Screw you find your guts, man,
Speaker 1: This is when they need you, this is when it matters.
Speaker 1: We're drowning out here, absolutely drowning out here in our
Speaker 1: sides letting it happen. It's absolute madness. I can't believe
Speaker 1: what we've seen. I can't. I honestly cannot believe what
Speaker 1: we've seen. Gosh, Jess, these people whatever. Speaking of horse tech,
Speaker 1: I kind of want to ride horses again, Chris, what's
Speaker 1: wrong with horses? You people not ride horses? You do
Speaker 1: Jesus rode one in and right before you guys killed him.
Speaker 1: He did, he did well. Actually, I believe that was
Speaker 1: a donkey, right, it was a donkey. But I told
Speaker 1: you about the time I got giardia. Right, Gosh, that sucked, No,
Speaker 1: it did, so I got giardia. Understand this, Remember that
Speaker 1: horrible life that I've lived, a life I would not recommend. Well,
Speaker 1: part of that life involves getting intestinal parasites. And you
Speaker 1: know about the dysentery story in Thailand. Allow me to
Speaker 1: walk you through the joys of giardia in just a moment.
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Speaker 1: do you do with it? You're constantly touching things, that's
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Speaker 1: don't know about the parasite life. Chris, and we have
Speaker 1: I should mention we have Mitchell trying to fill in
Speaker 1: as a producer today. So all these screw ups you
Speaker 1: hear totally Mitchell's fault. And when you email me, and
Speaker 1: you're welcome to email me, email me Jesse at Jesse
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Speaker 1: If you want to take the time out of your
Speaker 1: day to make fun of Mitchell in that email, I'll
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Speaker 1: you guys make me freaking laugh. Man, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: what the email is Jesse at Jesse Kellys show dot com.
Speaker 1: Duke Dad Gun, that's funny. The horse talk made me
Speaker 1: think about the Great Mule Packers Expedition. I told this
Speaker 1: story a long time ago, Chris, I forgot. I had
Speaker 1: forgotten about it till I was looking up all the
Speaker 1: horse stuff today. And when you're in the Marine Corps. Well,
Speaker 1: any military branch, I assume, but you know I was.
Speaker 1: I was a guy and not a chick, so I
Speaker 1: didn't join the army. In the Marine Corps, you're always
Speaker 1: going to do different types of training when you're in
Speaker 1: the infantry, so you can have at least a basic
Speaker 1: skill set wherever you go. We were in twenty nine Palms,
Speaker 1: which is in the middle of the desert, so we
Speaker 1: had plenty of desert training. But they want to know,
Speaker 1: you know, look, you don't know where a war is
Speaker 1: going to break out, so we did jungle warfare training.
Speaker 1: Over in Thailand. We did mountain warfare training, which is
Speaker 1: what I'm getting to now. They need to know you
Speaker 1: can function in the mountains, and there's a lot that
Speaker 1: went into that. But either way, your whole unit you
Speaker 1: pack up and you take off of the mountains. And
Speaker 1: they had this whole training thing set up where they
Speaker 1: taught us how to rock climb. They taught us how
Speaker 1: to repel, which was not not that fun for somebody
Speaker 1: who's not a fan of heights. Now I should say
Speaker 1: I'm now just at that stage where I'm not a
Speaker 1: fan of heights. I'm not scared of heights, anymore because
Speaker 1: they beat it out of you. You can't make it
Speaker 1: through boot camp. If you're too scared of heights, you can't.
Speaker 1: So it's if you saw me in heights, you would
Speaker 1: never know that I'm not that comfortable, except now I
Speaker 1: just told a million people, But that's beside the point.
Speaker 1: You would never know. I'm just not thrilled with him. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm good down here. I'm fine with flying and things
Speaker 1: like that. But put me on the edge of a
Speaker 1: cliff and hand me a rope and tell me to
Speaker 1: repel down it with a pack on my back. Not fun.
Speaker 1: But remember we've talked several times about pride, not the
Speaker 1: bad kind, the good kind. I didn't want to look
Speaker 1: like a chick in front of my buddies, so I
Speaker 1: did it, and I didn't whine about it when I
Speaker 1: did it. No, I'm fine. I've never had so much
Speaker 1: fun when really I need to go change my pants.
Speaker 1: And part of mountain warfare training there were these little
Speaker 1: these little it's gonna sound fancier than it is, there's
Speaker 1: these little special units they would take where Look, we
Speaker 1: don't need to train to everybody in this Let's grab
Speaker 1: this guy and teach him this. Let's grab that guy
Speaker 1: and teach him this. One of the special units up
Speaker 1: there was called mule packers. Now, if you've never been
Speaker 1: around horses or mules or whatnot, you don't really understand that.
Speaker 1: But this, But understand this. Mules can carry a lot
Speaker 1: of weight. They're extremely sure footed, they can carry loads
Speaker 1: of weight, and they are just invaluable when you were
Speaker 1: in a mountainous environment. And I know what you're thinking,
Speaker 1: don't We have four wheelers and all that, buddy, mules
Speaker 1: can go places and do things a four wheeler could
Speaker 1: never dream of. And not only that, they don't need gas. Look,
Speaker 1: there's a Pat Patrick grass fuel up. Let's go again.
Speaker 1: Are there drawbacks to it? Sure? But we will from
Speaker 1: now until the end of time be packing things on
Speaker 1: mules when we go into the mountains. And they wanted
Speaker 1: to take a group of people, a group of Marines,
Speaker 1: and make sure they were specially educated in packing Marine
Speaker 1: Corps equipment, military equipment on a mule. So obviously they
Speaker 1: asked around and they wanted to see who had any experience,
Speaker 1: some experience with that sort of thing. And I did.
Speaker 1: I've told you before. We used to go elk hunting
Speaker 1: in the mountains of Montana. When I was a kid,
Speaker 1: we'd pack up horses. We'd ride horses, but we would
Speaker 1: pack all the gear on the mules. And you'd told
Speaker 1: a mule behind you, they're just I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 1: they're amazing creatures, amazing creatures. And we had to go
Speaker 1: to this special course of mule packers, and it was
Speaker 1: everything you'd imagine. It wasn't, you know, some fancy schmancy
Speaker 1: Navy seal training, but it was tying ropes, it was
Speaker 1: figuring out how to handle the animals safely. It was.
Speaker 1: It was all these things. And part of mule packers
Speaker 1: was this. You take your mules, you pack them up
Speaker 1: with gear, all the gear you're gonna need, food, water,
Speaker 1: everything that's gonna come into play. Water, food, water, and
Speaker 1: everything you need, and you take your unit. I do
Speaker 1: not remember how many of us there were. I want
Speaker 1: to say twenty twenty or thirty. It was not big.
Speaker 1: And you take off into the mountains for some four
Speaker 1: or five day escapade, some final graduation things so you
Speaker 1: can be mule packer certified. I pack mules and we
Speaker 1: take off and look, it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I'm not bad mouth in it you really wanted to
Speaker 1: get picked for these little special things. One you got
Speaker 1: to scam out of some really crappy training that the
Speaker 1: other guys did. And then you get back to the
Speaker 1: barracks that night and you get to make fun of
Speaker 1: all your buddies to their face and tell them how
Speaker 1: candy your day was and laugh at them for how
Speaker 1: horrible their day was. And who doesn't love that. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so we take off for the mountains and it goes fine.
Speaker 1: This is again, this is how I grew up, thanks
Speaker 1: to my old man, thanks to my upbringing in Montana.
Speaker 1: Get me in the mountains. I'm fine. I know how
Speaker 1: to build a fire, I know how to bed down
Speaker 1: for the night. I know the proper way to do
Speaker 1: a lot of these things. That's how I grew up. Well,
Speaker 1: I was not in charge. This was early in my
Speaker 1: Marine Corps four year stint. I was a lowly, lowly PFC.
Speaker 1: I believe at the time the guy leading it, the
Speaker 1: head of the mule packers, was an idiot, and he
Speaker 1: got us lost in the mountains. And while it's easy
Speaker 1: to get lost anywhere, it's really easy to get lost
Speaker 1: in the mountains that they're just the ravines and the trees,
Speaker 1: and it's just very It can be easy to lose
Speaker 1: your way in the mountains, and of course we get
Speaker 1: really lost. And I know what you're thinking, Well, why
Speaker 1: didn't they just come find you? People, I don't even
Speaker 1: know if they bothered to. Look, you've got twenty or
Speaker 1: thirty infantry train marines in the mountains. You've got to
Speaker 1: assume they're gonna make their way back eventually. Good luck fellas.
Speaker 1: Hopefully you make it back to camp. And remember that
Speaker 1: water I talked about. Yeah, hang on. I love to sleep.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite things in the world is
Speaker 1: going to bed at night and sleeping. And look, there's
Speaker 1: nothing worse than not being able to fall asleep, and
Speaker 1: there's nothing better than falling asleep right away. You wake
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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. We get lost in the mountains
Speaker 1: because you can imagine, we run out of food fairly quickly.
Speaker 1: Although we ration what we have left, which is not
Speaker 1: the end of the world. It's not ideal, but keep
Speaker 1: in mind you can survive for a while without food,
Speaker 1: and especially when you're in the marine, where you have
Speaker 1: had to several times intentionally up to this point, survive
Speaker 1: without very much food. I want to make sure you
Speaker 1: can function. You gotta learn how to push through it. However,
Speaker 1: you cannot survive without water, not for very long. Anyway.
Speaker 1: We have these big water jugs that we brought with us.
Speaker 1: We packed with us. And remember when I told you
Speaker 1: the guy in charge was an idiot. He goes over
Speaker 1: to a mountain stream, dips or in and fills her
Speaker 1: up to what I said, Excuse me, he was a sergeant.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sergeant, we can't, we can't drink that water.
Speaker 1: And he dressed me up and down like I was
Speaker 1: the biggest mon in the world. This is a mountain stream,
Speaker 1: perfectly clean, cool water. Allow me to explain for those
Speaker 1: who don't know. Yes, there is nothing more delicious and
Speaker 1: more refreshing than mountain stream water because it's freezing cold
Speaker 1: and it tastes perfectly clean. However, unless you were drinking
Speaker 1: from that spring immediately as it exits the mountain, meaning
Speaker 1: there's no stream upstream, you are not safe. Why well,
Speaker 1: what else is in the mountains besides you? Animals? What
Speaker 1: do animals need to survive water? What does an aging
Speaker 1: sick animal do? Ever seen one of those nature documentaries.
Speaker 1: It goes to water where it will attempt to drink
Speaker 1: and soothe itself and live out the rest of its days.
Speaker 1: What does a sick animal do? Eventually by the water,
Speaker 1: it dies. Sometimes in the water that water's flowing. There
Speaker 1: is a famous famous parasite out there called giardia. In animals,
Speaker 1: then in the mountain streams. Yeah, that water, I warned
Speaker 1: not to drink. Turned out that was a mistake. But
Speaker 1: the good news and bad news I suppose about Giardia
Speaker 1: is how long it takes to actually hit. We drink
Speaker 1: the water. Against my protests, we take off. We actually
Speaker 1: finished mountain warfare training. I think it lasted about a month,
Speaker 1: and we head back to twenty nine Palms, California. Remember
Speaker 1: twenty nine Palms, California is in the middle of the
Speaker 1: Mojave Desert. That's gonna play a part here in a moment.
Speaker 1: And we have this massive, massive field exercise coming up,
Speaker 1: and it is the middle of summertime. Over one hundred
Speaker 1: twenty degrees. Was in no way out of the norm
Speaker 1: in twenty nine Palms. Now this is the United States
Speaker 1: Marine Corps. You don't postpone training because it's too hot.
Speaker 1: You drink some water and get your butt back out
Speaker 1: there because you don't postpone combat because it's too hot.
Speaker 1: And out to the field we went. And the plan
Speaker 1: was we were going to do these big shoots and
Speaker 1: then at the end of this shoot we were gonna
Speaker 1: hump I think it was ten miles back to base.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna stay out in the field do some shoots.
Speaker 1: Did a couple of night shoots, which if you've never
Speaker 1: had the chance, it's really awesome. You feel like you're
Speaker 1: in the middle of Star Wars or something because of
Speaker 1: all the tracers and explosions in the darkest sweet It's
Speaker 1: one of the coolest things I ever got to do.
Speaker 1: Is a big night shoot. Was awesome. Be that is man.
Speaker 1: We finished this and we are on our last day.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take off for this ten mile hump at
Speaker 1: the end of that day. And it's blazing hot, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I cannot get off the toilet.
Speaker 1: And I can't possibly stress this point enough. When you
Speaker 1: have a parasite, you don't quote have to go, You
Speaker 1: are gonna go no matter where you are. It is
Speaker 1: a It feels like somebody's sticking knives in your gut.
Speaker 1: It is really unpleasant. And I don't mean you go
Speaker 1: once an hour. When it starts hitting you, you are
Speaker 1: in deep, deep trouble of dying. To be honest. You know,
Speaker 1: people all over the world to this day die of
Speaker 1: diarrhea because they're losing all their water. They get sick
Speaker 1: in a place they can't get enough clean water, and
Speaker 1: it's hot, and they just die. It happens all over
Speaker 1: the world. Right now as we speak, somebody out there's
Speaker 1: dying of it, and it's over one hundred and twenty
Speaker 1: degrees and I am hurting. I'm gonna spare you all
Speaker 1: the details, but I'm running to and fro with the
Speaker 1: bathroom endlessly and we have a ten mile hump coming
Speaker 1: up now. Brief side note, remember humps are the most
Speaker 1: brutal physical thing you can do. They're brutal. Part of
Speaker 1: the qualifications for some of the most elite special forces
Speaker 1: units in the world is simply throwing a bunch of
Speaker 1: heavy weight on your back and making you walk around
Speaker 1: the mountains because your body breaks down. It's not made
Speaker 1: to do it. It is physically grueling. And I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there and it's starting to get on my mind of
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do
Speaker 1: this and live and live. A hump is brutal when
Speaker 1: you are razor sharp and healthy and hydrated and full
Speaker 1: of food. I have nothing inside of my body, not food,
Speaker 1: not water, and I'm in bad shape. Finally, because I
Speaker 1: don't want to look like a girl, I won't tell anybody,
Speaker 1: By the grace of God, my high school buddy Mikesner,
Speaker 1: who somehow made it clear into my unit in twenty
Speaker 1: nine Palms goes and tattles on me and goes to
Speaker 1: our section leader and says, hey, corporal, we've got to
Speaker 1: get him checked out now. Man, he's not gonna make it.
Speaker 1: And of course he comes over to scream at me
Speaker 1: because it's the Marine Corps. You know, that would be
Speaker 1: the appropriate reaction. I don't want to hear. Oh, he
Speaker 1: should have been nice. It's the Marine Corps. Stop go
Speaker 1: join the cub Scouts. But he takes one look at
Speaker 1: me and says, oh, gosh, you look like you're dead.
Speaker 1: He hustles me over to the tent, to the corman tent,
Speaker 1: and I and this will be hard for you to
Speaker 1: understand if you've never taken one down. I sucked down.
Speaker 1: They hook up ivs into my arm and I sucked
Speaker 1: down three of them like it's nothing, meaning my body
Speaker 1: had no water left in it. It is a miracle
Speaker 1: I didn't go into some kind of heat stroke. They
Speaker 1: make the executive decision I am not going to be
Speaker 1: humping anywhere. They throw me and all my gear and
Speaker 1: the back of the back of a humpy and they
Speaker 1: take off back for base to go get me checked out. Now.
Speaker 1: I may have been sick, I may have been on
Speaker 1: the shady side of dead, but I still took the
Speaker 1: appropriate amount of time to raise a gigantic middle finger
Speaker 1: to all my buddies who were getting ready to hump
Speaker 1: back ten miles in one hundred and twenty degree heat
Speaker 1: and laughing point at them. It was hilarious. Get back.
Speaker 1: They of course give me the receptacle that I have
Speaker 1: to go unloading, Chris, or by saying this right, or
Speaker 1: we get everybody pick it up. When I'm putting down here,
Speaker 1: I know you may have just said breakfast or dinner.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to not trying to grotiate out. I
Speaker 1: have to go give a sample. I collect said sample,
Speaker 1: which may be one of the worst experiences of my life.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What are you looking at me
Speaker 1: like that for it? Why do you think this is weird? Chris?
Speaker 1: When I say collect a sample, I don't mean they
Speaker 1: had a special john you got to go sit in
Speaker 1: and then someone collects it. I mean they hand you
Speaker 1: a cup like a coffee cup. And I am not
Speaker 1: exaggerating in fact, on my life, the receptacle I was
Speaker 1: handed to collect said sample was probably smaller than the
Speaker 1: average coffee cup. And they tell you go home and
Speaker 1: knock yourself out. And I'm looking at this thing like, uh,
Speaker 1: do you think I'm a ballerina? How exactly do you expect?
Speaker 1: What about? What? What? Now? I get back to the barracks. Shoot,
Speaker 1: all right, we got a quick guest. I'll finish my
Speaker 1: story in a second. Well, California is a funny beast, Chris.
Speaker 1: You see, it's pretty much the most beautiful state in
Speaker 1: the country. Having been all over, it's also completely insane.
Speaker 1: So I feel bad for people like my next guest,
Speaker 1: who I love, John Phillips, host of The John Phillips
Speaker 1: Show on KABC in Los Angeles. When I turn on
Speaker 1: the news, this sporting John, and I find out it
Speaker 1: looks like y'all are going to be inside for a while.
Speaker 1: You know, Jesse, there's something wrong with the world. When O. J.
Speaker 1: Simpson's on the golf course and I'm on house arrest,
Speaker 1: that's can you what? John? Can you explain before we
Speaker 1: get into Los Angeles? The politics over there. I understand
Speaker 1: it's a big city, it's a left of city. Everybody
Speaker 1: knows that it is. It ninety percent left, like San Francisco,
Speaker 1: is it sixty forty? How How are they allowed to
Speaker 1: go this nuts and crush this many people without serious
Speaker 1: political repercussions. No kidding, We're just a shade to the
Speaker 1: right of North Korea, which is a shame because this
Speaker 1: is the state. It produced Ronald Reagan, it produced Dick Nixon,
Speaker 1: it produced Pete Wilson, produced a lot of people who
Speaker 1: did a lot of good things for the world. And
Speaker 1: Reagan Country has become Via Ragosa and Newsome Country. And
Speaker 1: basically the short of it is, when the Cold War ended,
Speaker 1: they closed down all the military bases, aerospace moved, and
Speaker 1: Republican industries were essentially replaced by Hollywood and Silicon Valley
Speaker 1: and democratic industries, and the state just drifted to the left.
Speaker 1: Ever since that happened. Why is Hollywood so left? I've
Speaker 1: never been able to totally wrap my mind around that.
Speaker 1: I mean, in general, the arts, music, Hollywood, why is
Speaker 1: that a leftist thing? Well, there's a certain culture. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: we live in a place where beautiful people from all
Speaker 1: over the world come here to make it big in Hollywood,
Speaker 1: and ugly people come here to take ten percent. And
Speaker 1: there is a certain culture in that industry where if
Speaker 1: you're a Republican or you're a conservative, you don't get
Speaker 1: you don't get the roles that other people do. So
Speaker 1: they know, if you want to play nice, you got
Speaker 1: to go ahead and go out there and go to
Speaker 1: the news, some fundraisers and write Hillary Clinton a check
Speaker 1: and do all of those things. How can they get
Speaker 1: away with them with a lockdown this severe even in
Speaker 1: a hardcore leftist city like you say it is. I
Speaker 1: would assume the mayor, city council, whatever the leadership may be,
Speaker 1: they do have friends, friends who own businesses that are
Speaker 1: being wiped out by these How can they get away
Speaker 1: with it? I saw the news today. I honestly am
Speaker 1: my jaw dropped. Well, they're starting to walk it back
Speaker 1: a little bit. And it wasn't a politician that broke
Speaker 1: the news. It was doctor Barbara Freyre who the county
Speaker 1: is listening to for health advice, who, by the way,
Speaker 1: is not a medical doctor. She's got a PhD in
Speaker 1: social welfare, so she's as much of a medical doctor
Speaker 1: doctor Drey. But they're listening to her. Why I don't know,
Speaker 1: but they are, and she's leading them down this rabbit
Speaker 1: hole and even in left wing California, left wing Los
Speaker 1: Angeles County. The Mayor of Los Angeles, Eric Garcetti, had
Speaker 1: to come out and say, you misheard what she said. Well,
Speaker 1: she didn't stutter, and I'm not deaf. I know exactly
Speaker 1: what she said. She said, we're shut down until the
Speaker 1: end of July, and people went absolutely ballistic, and even
Speaker 1: they are smart enough to keep to pull the temperature
Speaker 1: in the room. John, sadly, for you, I really oppose
Speaker 1: the GOP bailing out these insane cities like yours, and
Speaker 1: I feel like they're gonna do it. Man, I'm sure
Speaker 1: you probably oppose it too. I feel like they're going
Speaker 1: to do it. There are already or cracks in the armor.
Speaker 1: We kind of have to do this. We have this
Speaker 1: Senator Kennedy from Louisiana, obviously Susan Collins. They're taking about
Speaker 1: passing another massive bill with huge federal money that we
Speaker 1: don't have to bail out leftist states and cities. And John,
Speaker 1: I honestly, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
Speaker 1: Are these people completely out of their minds? Yes they are,
Speaker 1: because these cities were all broke before the pandemic hit.
Speaker 1: The unfunded pension liability in the state of California is
Speaker 1: through the roof. You already had cities like San Bernardino,
Speaker 1: Mammoth Lake, Stockton, but all had to declare bankruptcy, and
Speaker 1: cities like Los Angeles. We're on the verge of bankruptcy
Speaker 1: before all of this happened. They're using the pandemic is
Speaker 1: the excuse to try to paper over all of their
Speaker 1: excesses for the last several decades. I wouldn't give these
Speaker 1: people a cent. I'd want to beat dog food. But
Speaker 1: it seems like we're going to, doesn't it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm amazed we could be that stupid. But we're talking
Speaker 1: about sanctuary cities, cities that blatantly do everything they can
Speaker 1: to kneecap every Republican policy, and the GOP response is
Speaker 1: to write them a check. Yeah. Well, the person who
Speaker 1: should stand up to this is Kevin McCarthy because he's
Speaker 1: from here and he knows better. He knows what's been
Speaker 1: going on in California. Before he was in Congress, he
Speaker 1: served in the California State Legislature. He served with these people.
Speaker 1: He knows these people, he knows how they've wrecked the state,
Speaker 1: and they shouldn't be rewarded for doing what they did.
Speaker 1: Talk about this pension pension funds. People don't understand exactly
Speaker 1: how those work and why they're crushing states like yours
Speaker 1: and Illinois elaborate on that. Yeah, well, this is probably
Speaker 1: the real reason that Bernie Sanders didn't win the Democratic nomination.
Speaker 1: Over the last several decades, public employee unions have decided
Speaker 1: to not ask for pay increases. What they've done is
Speaker 1: they've asked for all of the government giveaways to be healthcare, pension,
Speaker 1: that sort of thing. So their pension plans are Cadillac plans.
Speaker 1: Their health plans are Cadillac plans. But the problem is
Speaker 1: when you get to retire in your fifties and you
Speaker 1: get ninety percent of your salary and you get to
Speaker 1: spike your salary the last year or two, as many
Speaker 1: of them do, the taxpayers are on the hook for that.
Speaker 1: And as of last court case I am aware of,
Speaker 1: even in bankruptcy, you can't get out of pensions, I
Speaker 1: mean pensions or something that are guaranteed. So the state
Speaker 1: of California has been playing the part of Santa claus
Speaker 1: and various cities have been playing the part of Santa
Speaker 1: Claus the public employee unions because they essentially control the
Speaker 1: Democratic Party, and these cities are effectively insolvent. They can't
Speaker 1: make good on these pension plans. So what they've done
Speaker 1: is they always go to taxpayers saying, we need more taxes,
Speaker 1: we need more revenue, because if you don't, we're going
Speaker 1: to cut police in fire. It's always police in fire.
Speaker 1: They're never going after the DMV, and so people just
Speaker 1: give in and give them every dollar they act and
Speaker 1: the problem just gets worse. What do we do on
Speaker 1: a national level with these I mean, look, I don't
Speaker 1: have another way to put it. John creepy contact tracing things.
Speaker 1: We now have this governor Governor Insley talking about. You
Speaker 1: go to a restaurant, they will take down your name,
Speaker 1: phone number, and email and date and time you were
Speaker 1: there so they can trace you. John, what are we
Speaker 1: doing here for a virus with ninety nine point nine
Speaker 1: percent recovery rate? Have we lost our minds? We have
Speaker 1: lost our minds. And I'll tell you what I'm hoping
Speaker 1: for in California. I'm hoping the Texas and Georgia and
Speaker 1: Florida and other states that have opened up are successful
Speaker 1: because if those states are successful, there will not be
Speaker 1: an opportunity for them to deny the success. They'll try
Speaker 1: to find some statistic to spin it to earth a disaster.
Speaker 1: If the overall numbers go down, they'll find some demographic
Speaker 1: see spike, and though they see you hate old people,
Speaker 1: or see you hate people who live in this city,
Speaker 1: or you know people of this race, or whatever, but
Speaker 1: they will not be able to deny the overall numbers.
Speaker 1: And as far as I'm concerned, the success of Texas
Speaker 1: is something that people in California need. We'll keep our
Speaker 1: fingers crossed for that. John Phillips of The John Phillips Show, Okay,
Speaker 1: BC Los Angeles, Thank you, my friend. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me be good. What a voice on
Speaker 1: that guy, Chris, the golden voice. Man, Some people just
Speaker 1: have that golden voice. I mean me. Look, we all
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Speaker 1: What you? Chris? You read the podcast reviews? All right?
Speaker 1: Do I need to do? I need to go into
Speaker 1: it again. I'll keep reading them, all right, fine, I
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Speaker 1: a sample to see what's wrong with me, because they
Speaker 1: don't know that it's Giardi at this time. I am
Speaker 1: given the coffee cup and it wasn't an actual coffee cup. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was smaller. No, no, it was smaller, but it's
Speaker 1: about that size. And man, I'll tell you what you
Speaker 1: want to talk about. A rough, rough moment that was
Speaker 1: because that stuff grosses me out anyway. Oh I'm not
Speaker 1: a huge germaphobe, but don't it's gross. It was gross.
Speaker 1: It was a very gross experience. It's not what I
Speaker 1: want to live. It's not what I'm going to describe
Speaker 1: to you. I return the sample. They test the sample,
Speaker 1: but it takes them a while. And get this. I recover.
Speaker 1: After a day or two, I recover and it goes away.
Speaker 1: No big deal, right, Still, summertime, back to our normal training.
Speaker 1: I'm pt and I'm doing everything else, and we have
Speaker 1: this huge I think it was a seven day field offcoming,
Speaker 1: which sucks in the middle of the summer. Oh it's sucked.
Speaker 1: And everybody's dreading it. Everyone's getting ready, they're packing up
Speaker 1: all their gear, they're drinking all the beer they possibly
Speaker 1: can because you're not having one for another seven days.
Speaker 1: And finally, the morning we're leaving, I get a call
Speaker 1: to go down to the company office. You know, my
Speaker 1: company was off a company first Battalion, seventh Marines offcompaning,
Speaker 1: and it's pretty much never a good thing when you
Speaker 1: get called down to the company office, especially when you're
Speaker 1: a private first class or something like that. Something I mean,
Speaker 1: you you failed a drug test or something, which I
Speaker 1: knew I wasn't going to fill a drug test, but
Speaker 1: you did something wrong. Something's wrong, or a relative dies
Speaker 1: or something like. It's never. It's never. I just called
Speaker 1: you down here to tell you what a great job
Speaker 1: you've been doing. There's that. It does not happen, and
Speaker 1: so I take off and I'm nervous. Man. This is
Speaker 1: where you get screamed out. This is where you get
Speaker 1: kicked out. This is where you get in trouble and
Speaker 1: I feel fine, remember, and I walk by my section
Speaker 1: leader Black was his name, John Black. I love the guy.
Speaker 1: And he's walking from the company office and I pass
Speaker 1: him and he doesn't speak to me. He just glares
Speaker 1: at me. And I'm thinking, oh gosh, this is not good.
Speaker 1: This is not good. And I go down and I
Speaker 1: stand at attention and they tell me I've got some
Speaker 1: bad news for you. And I'm like, oh, okay, we
Speaker 1: your tests came back and you tested positive for giardia.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, okay, okay, what does that mean. I
Speaker 1: feel fine? No, no, they say that's actually not abnormal.
Speaker 1: Giardia goes dormant, then it comes back. It goes dormant,
Speaker 1: and then comes back, and it turns out surprise, surprise, everybody.
Speaker 1: Remember the idiot guy who led it. Everybody who was
Speaker 1: on mule packers came down with it. It was like
Speaker 1: this battalion wide pandemic and like, I'm sorry, I know this,
Speaker 1: this stinks, but we're gonna have to get you some medicine.
Speaker 1: And it takes at least a week for this medicine
Speaker 1: medicine to work through your system, and we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to quarantine you to your barracks room. And inside I'm
Speaker 1: doing backflips like you have those party poppers going off,
Speaker 1: and fireworks are going off in my mind, and I'm
Speaker 1: thinking the luckiest human being in the world. And the
Speaker 1: guy also tells you, remember my buddy Mike's there from
Speaker 1: high school. He was my roommate. He was in the
Speaker 1: same barracks room I was in. Oh, and we should
Speaker 1: let you know that because this is contagious. This can
Speaker 1: be spread if you're using the same toilet with somebody,
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to quarantine your roommate too. So I
Speaker 1: go skip it on back up to the barracks. I
Speaker 1: started rubbing it in everybody's face. I go break the
Speaker 1: news to Meksner. Everybody loads up. Not only were we
Speaker 1: quote quarantine to the barracks room with Domino's, pizza, in
Speaker 1: video games and beer for a week as make sure
Speaker 1: you make sure you eat healthy and don't drink. Oh yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I'll get right on that, pal. We didn't quarantine at
Speaker 1: all for one We took off immediately to the gas
Speaker 1: station and loaded up on like ten cases up here,
Speaker 1: brought it back to the barracks room. Fired up from
Speaker 1: ESPN started tipping back Tall Boys in the middle of
Speaker 1: the day because not only were we quarantine, we were
Speaker 1: quarantine with no supervision whatsoever. So let me just say, yes,
Speaker 1: I almost died in the field. Yes, I would almost
Speaker 1: have died a thousand times over to have that week
Speaker 1: back again. You want to talk about the and the
Speaker 1: guys who were out in the field came back talking
Speaker 1: about how it was the most miserable thing ever, miserable hot,
Speaker 1: and and not only that, I never had another symptom ever.
Speaker 1: I never even had the green apples flatters. I was fine.
Speaker 1: Got to take my little pill, no side effects. Life
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Speaker 1: although that is critically important. Chris. We'll dig into this
Speaker 1: more tomorrow. I'll figure out exactly how to put this
Speaker 1: so it doesn't depress everybody. But we got a real
Speaker 1: spending problem. And this is not a spending problem like
Speaker 1: like we always have argued about. You know, you're spending
Speaker 1: too much money. They're spending too much money. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to start addressing some talk about that.
Speaker 1: All are collapsing here, that kind of spending problem. These
Speaker 1: people are out of their minds. Man, they're out of
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Speaker 1: I go. I wait, that's not how that's saying goes.
Speaker 1: But for the grace of God go ayes how the
Speaker 1: saying goes, Chris, Not that you know anything about it.
Speaker 1: It's not a Jewish staying, Chris, you wouldn't understand it.
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