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Speaker 1: and certainly an evil human being. But Hitler and his

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Speaker 1: people studied Napoleon's disaster, which we're about to talk about extensively,

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Speaker 1: specifically not wanting to repeat Napoleon's mistakes, and they repeated

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Speaker 1: basically all of them. That the Dazis kicked the crap

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Speaker 1: out of the Russians all the way into Russia until

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Speaker 1: the Russians finally got their act together and started pushing back.

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Speaker 1: But Napoleon gets to Moscow, and I need to clarify

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Speaker 1: a couple of things. There's a way of thinking out

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Speaker 1: there that Moscow was burned to the ground when Napoleon

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Speaker 1: got there. No, that's not true. It actually would have

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Speaker 1: been more beneficial to Napoleon if it was true. Let

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Speaker 1: me explain. Moscow when he got there was partially burned

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Speaker 1: to the ground. There were plenty of buildings to hide in,

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00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: there were some supplies, but not enough. There was a

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Speaker 1: little food, but not near enough. And it would have

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Speaker 1: benefited Napoleon if the entire place had been raised to

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Speaker 1: the ground, because he would have got to that smoldering

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Speaker 1: wreckage and new, I can't wait here. Instead, he got

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00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: to that place partially burned, mostly stripped, and told himself,

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Speaker 1: I mean, look, they're gonna submit any moments. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: the letter, I'm sure they're letting the check is in

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Speaker 1: the mail. Baby, we got some wounded dudes. We've been

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Speaker 1: fighting some battles. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

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Speaker 1: I realize it's September, and as the Game of Thrones

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Speaker 1: told us, went through his coming. But let's just hang out.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna hunt her. We're gonna hunker down for a

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Speaker 1: little while. We're gonna hang out. I'm sure the treaty's coming,

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00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 1: and let's let our wounded guys get patched up. We're fine. Now.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying this obviously tongue in cheek, but I do

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Speaker 1: need to clarify this. It's a common thing to say

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Speaker 1: hindsight's twenty twenty, but hindsight really is twenty twenty. I

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Speaker 1: am Jesse Kelly. I have less than three years of

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Speaker 1: community college credits. When it comes to military strategy, I'm

457
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 1: not fit to shine Napoleon's shoes. Everybody loves to point

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Speaker 1: out this huge mistake, which Napoleon himself admitted a million times.

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Speaker 1: Napoleon is whatever that level below a god is militarily,

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Speaker 1: that's Napoleon. Yes, humongous mistake. Yes we can make fun

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Speaker 1: of him for it. Don't don't lose sight of who

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Speaker 1: Napoleon was. You can call him evil, you can call

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Speaker 1: him anything you want. That's fine. Napoleon was a stud militarily,

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Speaker 1: and all things being equal, if you had to pick

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Speaker 1: one man throughout the history of mankind to lead your

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Speaker 1: huge army on a massive conquest, you're one man would

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Speaker 1: probably be Genghis Khan, maybe Julius Caesar. But Napoleon is

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Speaker 1: in that conversation. I promise you that Napoleon is in

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Speaker 1: that conversation. But he's in Moscow and he waits a

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Speaker 1: week September. Mind you, we're in Moscow, and he waits

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Speaker 1: another week. And in case you're wondering, well, what's he doing.

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Speaker 1: He's got to know the cold has come. He's got

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Speaker 1: to know that famous Russian winter is coming. Yeah. But

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Speaker 1: another thing that kind of worked against him is it

475
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Speaker 1: actually wasn't that cold at this moment. It was unseasonably warm,

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Speaker 1: oftentimes two warm during the day. They needed extra water.

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Speaker 1: So you know winter is coming, and it's you know

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Speaker 1: it's around the corner, but I mean it's not. It's

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Speaker 1: certainly not here yet. Hey, can we wear shorts? And

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Speaker 1: he waits another week, and he waits another week, and

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00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: now you have your army of five hundred thousand, and

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Speaker 1: you're in the middle of Russia and it's October first,

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Speaker 1: and now, well, now you're in trouble because the treaty

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Speaker 1: that you were waiting to come, that submission that was

485
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: surely around the corner any second, it never shows up

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Speaker 1: at the door ever, and now you have to get out.

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Speaker 1: You don't have the supplies. Remember that horse tack room.

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Speaker 1: I told you about the food the horse needed for

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Speaker 1: one You still have over one hundred thousand of them,

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Speaker 1: thousand of them. You still have half a million troops

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Speaker 1: much trouble he was in. Now you can say, well,

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Speaker 1: why didn't he leave earlier? I can if you're right

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Speaker 1: on the cusp of that wind. And you know, any

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Speaker 1: day a writer could come rolling through town with the

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Speaker 1: treaty in his hand. You wait, don't you You can

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Speaker 1: say you don't, but you think, think you do. We've

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Speaker 1: got it one. I'm finally gonna they're not showing up.

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Speaker 1: And finally he cuts his losses and turns and takes

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Speaker 1: off for home. And they're already getting hungry, and the

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00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 1: sky's already getting dark. And you look around and a

518
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 1: lot of guys are starting to cough, and a lot

519
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: of guys are starting to limp, and a big part

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Speaker 1: of your force. You wake up one day and it's

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Speaker 1: not there anymore. I'll explain about that. Hang on the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. This is The Jesse Kelly Show. Remember

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Speaker 1: when we talked earlier about routing or getting surrounded, it's

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Speaker 1: how you get wiped out. Remember the Russians earlier, when

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Speaker 1: they were losing battles, or sometimes not even fighting battles,

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Speaker 1: they did what Russians do so well, what every great

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Speaker 1: army or smart nation does well. You know Britain with

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Speaker 1: the great navy. Russia realizes their great strength is their

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Speaker 1: horrible weather and the vastness of their terrain. So when

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Speaker 1: they would lose, when they would retreat, when, when the

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Speaker 1: when the when the battle was lost, they didn't. They

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00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: didn't stay and fight to the last man. Makes for

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Speaker 1: a great movie, right, we all love three hundred, We

534
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 1: all love the Alamo. They didn't do that, though, They

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Speaker 1: just let's retreat. It's called retreating in good order. That's

536
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,240
Speaker 1: a nice way of saying. They didn't throw their weapons

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Speaker 1: and turn around and sprint and get slaughtered. They just

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00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: backed away. So your army, and I'm making up this number,

539
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: your army of one hundred thousand that loses a battle,

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Speaker 1: you and that battle and you still have an army

541
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Speaker 1: of ninety thousand, or you could have turned and thrown

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Speaker 1: down your weapons and lose eighty thousand. And what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is, by the time Napoleon leaves Moscow, that Russian army,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to call it intact, because it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: They they fought these huge battles with Napoleon, and I

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Speaker 1: keep calling Napoleon's army five hundred thousand. By this point

547
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Speaker 1: it was not. He had lost several He had lost

548
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Speaker 1: over two or three hundred thousand men by all estimates,

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Speaker 1: and still had the Russians. They had been beating each

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Speaker 1: other up, but Russia still had an army. Russia just

551
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 1: backed off and waited, and now Napoleon takes off and

552
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: his people are starving because there's no food deforage. The

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00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: Russians had burnt, you know, that scorched Earth campaign. They

554
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: just joyed everything. And it's Russia, to be fair, There's

555
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: not a lot there to begin with. And it's a

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00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: funny place. It is a vast place. And I've talked

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00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: to people one who are experts in Russia because the

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00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: country fascinates me. It's so vast. But there's not even

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Speaker 1: a lot of natural resources in Russia. So just aren't

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's some stuff, obviously, because it's so big,

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00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: but you would think they'd be resource rich. America is

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Speaker 1: resource rich. As a brief side note, never forget how

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Speaker 1: lucky you are to live in the United States of America.

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Speaker 1: You have two relatively friendly neighbors, a vast ocean on

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Speaker 1: your right, a vast ocean on your left, and people.

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Speaker 1: We have so many natural resources here, it's stunning. When

567
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: they found the United States of America, they quite literally

568
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 1: found a gold mine and an oil mine and every

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Speaker 1: other kind of dagon mine. You wan, we are sitting

570
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Speaker 1: on a huge bank vault. That's part of the reason

571
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: you live the way you live in Another part of

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Speaker 1: the reason is Napoleon. You know that little Louisiana purchase thing,

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Speaker 1: the thing that essentially bought the entire western United States

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Speaker 1: of America. Guess who sold that to us? Napoleon did.

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Speaker 1: France had won that from Spain that all belonged to France,

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Speaker 1: and America bought it for pennies on the dollar. Napoleon

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00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: made a fortune, America became America. But Napoleon takes off

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Speaker 1: from Moscow. Disease is weighing him down, Starvation is weighing

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Speaker 1: him down. And we don't talk enough about how those

580
00:45:53,560 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: things tie in hand in hand. Your body fights its

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Speaker 1: own battles. Your body the best defense against any disease,

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Speaker 1: any disease. Obviously that we have great medicines, we have vaccines.

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Speaker 1: I'm not putting those down. You really really really need

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Speaker 1: your immune system. And your immune system your body runs

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Speaker 1: off of fuel food, and when you don't have it,

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Speaker 1: your body gets weak and more susceptible to disease. That's

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Speaker 1: why disease ravages cities that are under siege and begins starving.

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Speaker 1: That's why disease ravages armies that run out of food,

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Speaker 1: and Napoleon's guys are dying. And try for a moment

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Speaker 1: to put yourself in that situation where you are on

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Speaker 1: the march with one two hundred thousand men, however many

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Speaker 1: he had left at this time. You're in a hurry.

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Speaker 1: You are battling against the Russian army that is now

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Speaker 1: harassing you daily, and you're in a battle against winter

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Speaker 1: because it's starting to get cold, and you can't march

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Speaker 1: at whatever a normal soldier can march at. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what their pace would be at this time. I

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Speaker 1: would normally call it, you know, four miles an hour.

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Speaker 1: But are you marching four miles an hour when your

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Speaker 1: men are so weak they can hardly stand. Are you

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Speaker 1: marching four miles an hour when you constantly have to

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Speaker 1: stop and help up the next guy who collapsed? Are

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Speaker 1: you marching at four miles an hour when you're stuck

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Speaker 1: in the mud. It's funny you don't hear much about

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Speaker 1: mud tying into historical battles, historical wars, but boy, you

606
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Speaker 1: do enough reading into it. It matters a lot. I

607
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 1: think about the battle at Passiondale of World War One,

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Speaker 1: where guys were quite literally drowning in mud. It was

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Speaker 1: so deep. And so I have personally been involved in

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Speaker 1: mud with a weapon in my hands, and nothing sucks worse.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't just suck your boots into the ground. It

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00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: sucks the life out of you. And when you're living

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Speaker 1: in horses and carriages, man, that sucks. And did I

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Speaker 1: mention the harassment of the army. I know I did.

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Speaker 1: But the Russians had these Cossacks, ferocious fighters, horseback fighters,

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Speaker 1: and they begin to slaughter the Russian troops and it's

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Speaker 1: not even freezing yet. They're getting crushed and it's not

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Speaker 1: even freezing yet. Finally they get to a bridge to

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Speaker 1: cross the river, and the Russians have it blockaded. They

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Speaker 1: can't even cross the river. Long story short, Napoleon emerges

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Speaker 1: from Russia by some estimates with forty thousand troops left,

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Speaker 1: some say twenty thousand. Do you remember how many he

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Speaker 1: entered with people? The greatest military disaster or one of

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Speaker 1: them in the history of mankind? And why did it happen? Well,

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Speaker 1: there are a ton of different reasons why people have

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Speaker 1: examined it. Every war college on earth has examined it

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Speaker 1: from that time until now. But you know, if you

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00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:36,959
Speaker 1: dig into it enough, it wasn't even the freezing to death.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't even really the starvation and disease, although that

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Speaker 1: was obviously a huge cause for loss of life. It

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Speaker 1: was the fact that Russia never had to submit while

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Speaker 1: Napoleon was in not Moscow, because they still had an army,

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Speaker 1: and because they could slaughter Napoleon on his way out.

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Speaker 1: Why because they still had an army, and why did

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Speaker 1: they still have an army? Because Russia realized time is

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Speaker 1: on their side. We don't have to fight to the

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Speaker 1: last man. We know what you have to do, we

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Speaker 1: know what you will do. And because of that, I

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Speaker 1: don't have to do some. I'm a man, I'm fighting

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Speaker 1: till we're all dead. Russians have always understood, actually, I'm

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Speaker 1: just going to back away here fifty miles, burn everything,

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Speaker 1: and let you keep coming to me. You see, when

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Speaker 1: you're fighting the short game, you will always always lose

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Speaker 1: against the guy fighting the long game. We have two

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Speaker 1: edities out there right now fighting the law game, and

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Speaker 1: we had better start fighting it or we are toast

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Speaker 1: hang on. There are few worse feelings in life than

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Speaker 1: being tired, finishing a long day, crawling into that nice

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Speaker 1: soft bed under those nice warm covers, knowing you're about

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Speaker 1: to fall asleep, and knowing, oh man, I really need this.

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Speaker 1: And you can't fall asleep because you can't stop thinking

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Speaker 1: about the day you had, about the day that's coming

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Speaker 1: the next day, about coronavirus, about the economy, about politics,

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Speaker 1: whatever the case. Maybe it's a terrible feeling. Then you're

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Speaker 1: staring at the clock. Then it's getting worse and worse

656
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Speaker 1: and worse, and soon it's two am, and you know, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to be a zombie tomorrow. That get in

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Speaker 1: EBB sleep Now it's wearable. It's not drugs you put

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Speaker 1: in your body. It's a wearable device that targets those

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Speaker 1: racing thoughts. Go to try ebb dot com. That's try

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Speaker 1: ebb dot com, slash jesse and use the code jesse

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Speaker 1: Two entities out there playing the long game. First one

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Speaker 1: is China. This is going to be difficult to explain,

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Speaker 1: but you know what's amazing is my brothers who have

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Speaker 1: spent some time in Afghanistan will understand this very very

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Speaker 1: clearly because they view it the same way. The West

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Speaker 1: and the East view combat view war much much, much differently.

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Speaker 1: When you think about combats, what are the first images

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Speaker 1: that pop into your head? Battles right Dday, the invasion

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Speaker 1: of Normandy, Gettysburg, bayonets, and cannonballs. The East does not

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Speaker 1: view war like that. The East views war generationally. You

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Speaker 1: know why we'll never win in Afghanistan because they don't

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Speaker 1: care that we're there. They know we'll leave eventually and

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Speaker 1: they'll have their country right back the way they wanted.

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Speaker 1: Do you know why part of the reason Genghis Khan

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Speaker 1: slaughtered everybody is they didn't understand the values of the East.

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Speaker 1: Genghis Khan would turn around in your face and retreat. Now,

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Speaker 1: granted he was always sucking you into an ambush. It

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Speaker 1: was a fake retreat. But the Western honor would never

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Speaker 1: retreat in the face of an enemy. That's not how

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Speaker 1: they viewed honor, not the Mongols. Honor is me stepping

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Speaker 1: my foot on your head after I've killed your entire city.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what I had to do to do it.

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Speaker 1: China does not view they're quite open warfare with the

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Speaker 1: United States of America. The way we view it. We

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Speaker 1: view it as tell me about your new clear submarines.

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00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 1: Who has more missiles? Oh, our rifles are better? Or

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Speaker 1: we even view it economically, well, they took our manufacturing.

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Speaker 1: We are bringing manufacturing back. Now we've got them. You

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Speaker 1: know what we have to take care of Hollywood. Hollywood

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Speaker 1: is spreading Chinese propaganda. We have to stop that now.

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Speaker 1: Then we'll get them. China cares very much about those things.

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Speaker 1: But China would give us a hundred battle winds for

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Speaker 1: the longer victory. If you're China and you look at

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Speaker 1: the United States of America and what we're currently doing,

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Speaker 1: coronavirus has been the biggest win ever for them, they

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Speaker 1: would take a new coronavirus every six months if it

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Speaker 1: meant this. And I know what you're saying, Chess, you're crazy.

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Speaker 1: The world is mad at China, China's economies being wiped out.

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Speaker 1: They're finished, man. We're currently in a race to the

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Speaker 1: bottom with China economically. Guess who isn't up for reelection

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Speaker 1: in November, Gigi Ping, the Chinese dictator. Guess who would

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Speaker 1: happily happily bottom out their economy if it meant bottoming

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Speaker 1: out ours? Gigi Ping. Guess where the world is going

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Speaker 1: to look for their goods when America can't produce them

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Speaker 1: anymore because we destroyed our own economy on purpose. They're

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Speaker 1: going to look at China. And I know what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: That's not true, man. These countries are so mad. They're

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Speaker 1: mad at China. Did you see what Italy said? I

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Speaker 1: saw Britain they're mad at China. Old Germany they issued

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Speaker 1: a harsh rebuke of China. Again. You think short term

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Speaker 1: China knows they're mad. China also knows they're gonna want

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Speaker 1: cheap goods. They're gonna want cheap goods for a long

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Speaker 1: long time, and as soon as America is completely bankrupt,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna have to buy them from somebody, and they're

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Speaker 1: gonna get over that whole coronavirus thing real quick. When's

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Speaker 1: the last time you decided you were never eating at

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Speaker 1: a restaurant again. Some restaurant made you mad, I'm never

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Speaker 1: eating here again. There was a hair in my food,

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Speaker 1: waitress was mean, they overcharged me, food was cold. Whatever

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Speaker 1: the reason, maybe a combination of all of them. I'm

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Speaker 1: never eating here again. And maybe you didn't guess where

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Speaker 1: you'd If every other restaurant would out in a business,

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Speaker 1: you'd be there Friday night, scarfing down on your spaghetti.

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Speaker 1: We all live on necessity in China understands this. This

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Speaker 1: has been a humongous win for China because they play

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Speaker 1: the long game and the American left, I'm staring at

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Speaker 1: a headline right now. Senate Republicans seek state and city

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Speaker 1: aid without rewarding big spender Democrats. I'll spare you all

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Speaker 1: the details of it. Mitch McConnell says he opposes a

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Speaker 1: state bailout for states that have been mismanaged by Democrats.

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Speaker 1: Oh but several Republicans, including Susan Collins of Maine, John

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Speaker 1: Kennedy of Louisiana and others are openly pitching to have

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Speaker 1: money tossed at Democrats cities and states with no strings attached.

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Speaker 1: That's one of a million leftist policies. The quote unquote

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Speaker 1: right has embraced over just the last two months because

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Speaker 1: of a virus with a ninety nine point nine percent

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Speaker 1: recovery rate. You see, you can argue the leftists are

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Speaker 1: hurting their own states. LA just extended their lockdown, possibly

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Speaker 1: another three months, and people are screaming, this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: Governor Insley is up there talking about requiring people to

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Speaker 1: submit to government tracing or they won't be allowed to

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Speaker 1: leave their homes for groceries. People are saying, this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: Leftists are gonna lose the next election. Even if they

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Speaker 1: lose the next election, do you think they care. We have,

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Speaker 1: for two straight months now increase the size, scope and

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Speaker 1: power of government at every single level massively. We've blown

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Speaker 1: out budgets. We've destroyed our own economy to the point

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Speaker 1: where the American people are now begging the government for

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Speaker 1: a handout, and in many cases getting a handout. We're

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Speaker 1: paying unemployment benefits a thousand dollars a week until July.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about now using federal taxpayer money, your taxpayer

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Speaker 1: money that you work hard for, to stroke a check

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Speaker 1: to left the sanctuary cities. Who's winning? Do you think

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Speaker 1: even if we have this big Republican win in November,

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Speaker 1: Trump goes back in, we don't lose the Senate. Do

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Speaker 1: you think we're winning. We're not winning. We're not even

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Speaker 1: close to winning. We are currently giving the leftists everything

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Speaker 1: they've ever wanted, and to their credit, they don't even

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Speaker 1: really hide it. That idiot scumbag Clyburne is his name,

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Speaker 1: That congressman from South Carolina. He flat out said immediately

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Speaker 1: this wasn't even like yesterday. Immediately when the pandemic broke out,

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Speaker 1: clyburn said, Ah, this is awesome. We're gonna get a

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Speaker 1: lot of the stuff done we want. Man did he

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Speaker 1: call it? And I see this GOP somehow unaware, maybe

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Speaker 1: in on it at best, let's call him naive, giving

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Speaker 1: the leftists everything they've ever wanted. We're not winning. We're

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Speaker 1: in Moscow and it's October one. All right, I need

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Speaker 1: to talk to somebody who with some actual sanity out here,

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Speaker 1: so allow us to go. The Newsmax is very own.

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Speaker 1: Emerald Robinson Emerald. First of all, the White the White House. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what are these people you have to work with in

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Speaker 1: the White House. I don't want to ask if you

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Speaker 1: want to strangle them every day, because that's more my

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Speaker 1: speed than your speed. But these people want to make

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Speaker 1: every press conference about them. Do you just want to

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Speaker 1: just beat them? Because I want to beat them. It

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Speaker 1: is extremely frustrating, especially if they're sitting in the front

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Speaker 1: two rows and you know they get called on more

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Speaker 1: regularly by the President. And you know what is also

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Speaker 1: is very frustrating Jesse personally for me is that, you know,

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Speaker 1: I really like a lot of these people. We might

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Speaker 1: not think that by watching them, but I really like

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Speaker 1: a lot of these people offline, and I've watched some

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Speaker 1: of them involved from totally saying people you know who

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Speaker 1: have leason and apply lodge it to their work into

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Speaker 1: people who are seeking attention constantly. And I will say

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Speaker 1: some of that is the nature of they're being pushed

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Speaker 1: by their networks. I won't say names, but I'll say

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Speaker 1: there's particularly a competition going on between two specific correspondence

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Speaker 1: and they're trying to outdo each other each more time

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Speaker 1: one of them is there. Because they're competing for the

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Speaker 1: same spot at the same networks. So it has nothing

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Speaker 1: to do about the American people, have nothing to do

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Speaker 1: about the news, and it have nothing to do about

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Speaker 1: the president and what he's actually doing. It's about trying

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Speaker 1: to come out on top in their networks. And then

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Speaker 1: I'll say, some of them, you know, has been more

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Speaker 1: straight reporters, and then they faced a lot of pushback

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Speaker 1: from their colleagues because you do. I mean, I think

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Speaker 1: you've seen the pieces that have been written about me

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Speaker 1: or what people try to say about me, and you

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Speaker 1: have to have thick skin. And for some people it's

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01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 1: really hard because they push this left wing narrative and

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Speaker 1: them mainstream media all sort of cohesively push a specific

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Speaker 1: messaging and if you're not a part of that, they're

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Speaker 1: going to point you out and try to boil you

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Speaker 1: into adhering to that message. How'd you get that thick skin?

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Speaker 1: And I asked that because it's it's easier for me

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Speaker 1: with all the heat I take because I'm a sociopath.

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Speaker 1: But you, however, actually have a heart and a soul

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Speaker 1: how and it is difficult, you know, And I tell

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Speaker 1: people what it's like. You know, Mom reads a story

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Speaker 1: about you. Your sister reads a story about your buddy,

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Speaker 1: and of course they're texting it to you, and did

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Speaker 1: you see what they said? And they can't say that,

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Speaker 1: And that's the worst part of it. How do you

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Speaker 1: withstand that? Yeah, that's a really good question. I've always

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Speaker 1: been different. I've always been the odd ball, no matter.

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Speaker 1: I mean, since I was little, I was always the

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Speaker 1: odd one. So I've never quite ran with the group.

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Speaker 1: And maybe I'm just used to it at this point,

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Speaker 1: but sometimes it does get family. Last night on CBS

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Speaker 1: tried to in sixty minutes, tried to hit me with

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Speaker 1: something on Sunday. But you know, when they put me

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Speaker 1: in really good company, Jesse. They they put me in

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Speaker 1: a group with Chucker Carlson and Representative Matt Gates and

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Speaker 1: trying to discredit me is so I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: so that was pretty complimentary and flattering there within itself.

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Speaker 1: And then it was about us during a conversation with

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Speaker 1: one of my more liberal friends last night, and I said, hey, listen, like,

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Speaker 1: that's just a lot of disinformation. And I know this

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Speaker 1: is not something you delve into. I say, you don't

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Speaker 1: really know it. So in some cases, when it's really personal,

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Speaker 1: as people that I really liked, and it's like family

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Speaker 1: to me. I send them all the information, Like, I

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Speaker 1: start bombarding them with documents and stories and things. See,

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Speaker 1: they're not telling you everything. See, this is why you're

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Speaker 1: a better person to me. I ignore them. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'll ignore my own mother if I get blasted with

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Speaker 1: something and I just don't want to deal with. I'm

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Speaker 1: just not dealing with a right doctor Fauci. Now, I've

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Speaker 1: never been one of these huge doctor Fouci worshiper guys.

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Speaker 1: To put it mildly, now, I've never also been on

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Speaker 1: the he's a deep state Chinese communist plant. However, it's

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Speaker 1: always creeped me out and seemed really odd to me.

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Speaker 1: And frankly, I put this on President Trump, that he's

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Speaker 1: had such a prominent role he is still a doctor

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Speaker 1: just because he's an advisor. I never elected him. I

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Speaker 1: don't need to hear from him in a press conference

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Speaker 1: every day. I don't need to see a doctor Fouci

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Speaker 1: infomercial when I tune into the NFL draft and I dangsher.

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Speaker 1: Don't need a televised Senate hearing where everybody can take

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Speaker 1: turns letting doctor Fauci spout out talking points. Am I

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Speaker 1: nutsh no. And he has become such a media darling.

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Speaker 1: And I will tell you he has CNN in the

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Speaker 1: New York Times on speed dial. He loved, love, love

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Speaker 1: those outlets along with you know, you can see the

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Speaker 1: little private moments will have, like leaving the brute breathing

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Speaker 1: room with certain correspondence that especially after they've had really

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Speaker 1: really fiery exchanges with the President and just sort of

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Speaker 1: let you know where he is now. I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: the administration given in such prominence and letting him be

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Speaker 1: out there in such a big way, if you if

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Speaker 1: you've noticed, I mean, yes, he was in that hearing

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Speaker 1: on the Hill yesterday, but he's his role has been

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Speaker 1: slowly diminishing, especially after he's been so wrong on a

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Speaker 1: lot of these models. Now, initially, I think the President

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Speaker 1: thought it was a good idea to put a medical

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Speaker 1: expert face to it because he knew he was going

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Speaker 1: to get criticized and that he was going to, you know,

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Speaker 1: take a beating in the media, which he doesn't necessarily

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Speaker 1: care about. But why not put a medical expert out

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Speaker 1: there to take those questions and to be the face

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Speaker 1: of it. And then it grew into this whole thing.

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Speaker 1: And now now that the models haven't reached the projections.

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Speaker 1: Would you remember when they were talking about one million

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Speaker 1: to two million people and then it started coming down,

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Speaker 1: And now the president does see that that's not that

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Speaker 1: was not true, and we're talking about reopening. Like he said,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't fire FALGIEA first, going back, Salgie didn't have

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Speaker 1: a good record. He didn't start out very well. And

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Speaker 1: I was following this very closely as it was making

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Speaker 1: its way through China and Suchie was out there. He

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Speaker 1: can actually came on Newsmax in late January and said,

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Speaker 1: you know, the American people have nothing to worry about

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Speaker 1: with this coronavirus and American Maria risk. He told them

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Speaker 1: not to wear a mask, and then he did the

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Speaker 1: whole about face. So I think for a lot of

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Speaker 1: American people outside of the media. You know, clearly in

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Speaker 1: the media and he's still the end all be all,

893
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Speaker 1: but a lot of American people are waking up to

894
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Speaker 1: the fact that this guy has been wrong and they

895
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 1: don't necessarily want to listen to him when talking about,

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Speaker 1: you know, reopening the country, especially as their wallets continue

897
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Speaker 1: to hurt and they wonder how they're going to pay

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Speaker 1: their mortgage. I don't necessarily always try to assign malice

899
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Speaker 1: when sheer idiocy is most oftentimes the explanation for things.

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Speaker 1: But I can't help but wonder, Emerald, as I survey

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Speaker 1: the scene out there, that these lockdowns, especially in places

902
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Speaker 1: that are hardly affected by this at all, our Democrats

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01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:14,680
Speaker 1: realizing a bad economy hurts Donald Trump's chances in November,

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Speaker 1: and might as well just burn it all down and

905
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Speaker 1: screw the peasants to screw Trump? Am I wrong? Well,

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Speaker 1: there's some of that, But then also there's just the

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Speaker 1: natural tendency amongst Democratic leaders, a kind of shockingly hype

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Speaker 1: a portion of Democrat leaders who once they have power,

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Speaker 1: they just really like it and they don't want to

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Speaker 1: give them back. Case in point, I'm in Virginia and

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Speaker 1: Governor Roush Northern just really likes I think, the idea

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Speaker 1: of being able to tell Virginia residents what to do,

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Speaker 1: and so yes, they're hurts President Trump. But in the end,

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Speaker 1: once once they have the ability to do something, they

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Speaker 1: don't like to give it back. We've seen that over

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Speaker 1: the years when it comes to spending or creating programs

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Speaker 1: or regulation, whatever it is. Once they can get it

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Speaker 1: in place, they don't want to end it. Tell me

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Speaker 1: how it ends, and world, tell me when it ends,

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Speaker 1: because it's hard to see. You're right, they're clearly getting

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Speaker 1: off on all this. How does this end? Do we

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Speaker 1: have to have a great depression? What do they want

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Speaker 1: out of it? I realized, left is what power? How

924
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Speaker 1: does it end? Well, here's the thing. It's going to

925
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Speaker 1: be harder for Democrat strong calls even to do this

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Speaker 1: given what we're seeing in Georgia and Florida. I mean,

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Speaker 1: their death rates and being the two earliest open up,

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Speaker 1: have been remarkably below the national average. You know, I

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Speaker 1: don't have the numbers right in front of me, but

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Speaker 1: I think you know, for Florida it's like eight and

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Speaker 1: you know whatever. And those two governors got highly criticized

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Speaker 1: for reopening their economies. And at the end of the day,

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Speaker 1: the government can't support all these people in the country

934
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Speaker 1: that are sitting at home, not working, not being able

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Speaker 1: to pay their mortgage. Like I said, so there would

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Speaker 1: be a revolt. People aren't going to stand for this

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Speaker 1: for much longer. And we've seen that in Michigan, We've

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Speaker 1: seen it in different States and in Texas with that

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Speaker 1: can only push it so far, even in areas like

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Speaker 1: I'm in Arlington, Virginia, and that is it's very blue, right,

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Speaker 1: it's very liberal. People are and they voted for Route

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Speaker 1: NORTHAM and they're bucking the system. They're going in, you know,

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Speaker 1: eating at restaurants, sitting in the patios outside, getting together

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Speaker 1: in groups that are not you know, ten or less.

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Speaker 1: People are tired of it and they're just not you know,

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Speaker 1: we keep hearing we've heard that yet. Emerald Robinson, we

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Speaker 1: watch all her stuff. White House Corresponding newsmaxs appreciate you.

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Speaker 1: I want you to do me a favor. I want

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Speaker 1: you to go on the social media accounts of all

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Speaker 1: of your conservative pundits you know, politicians you know, and

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Speaker 1: I want you to find the ones who pushed for

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Speaker 1: national lockdowns very early on. And I'm not saying I

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Speaker 1: want you to send them nasty messages or something. I

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Speaker 1: don't want anything like that. Be don't be a child,

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Speaker 1: but I do want you to remember. I want you

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Speaker 1: to remember when the chips were down, when it was

982
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Speaker 1: against the masses, who had the foresight to see what

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Speaker 1: the left was doing and would do with lockdowns, and

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Speaker 1: who was trying to be liked by everybody. Remember we

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Speaker 1: had this conversation the other day. So much of these

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Speaker 1: politicians is just trying to get through your day without

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Speaker 1: getting screamed at pundits in the same way people can

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Speaker 1: act like, oh, I don't care, buddy. You have to

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Speaker 1: be borderline sick in the head to not care. Yes, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I understand that that's me, but I'm not talking about

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Speaker 1: me right now. But I'm serious. You have to be

993
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:03,479
Speaker 1: a borderline oeopath to not care. It's human nature in

994
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:08,519
Speaker 1: all these people. They laid down for us, man, when

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Speaker 1: we needed a unified voice, they laid down for us

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01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 1: and told you all you wanted grandma to die if

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Speaker 1: you didn't want to hide in your house. And what

998
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:23,599
Speaker 1: do we have now? Get this? Restaurants that want to

999
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Speaker 1: open their doors for dine in services in Washington State.

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01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:33,800
Speaker 1: We'll have to keep a log of all customers, their phone, email,

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01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:37,120
Speaker 1: and the time they visited. It's part of the state's

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01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:46,240
Speaker 1: plan to build a powerful contract tracing system. Remember what

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Speaker 1: we talked about in the beginning, that long beginning today,

1004
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:57,360
Speaker 1: about the long game. This is everything the left has

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01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:02,280
Speaker 1: ever wanted. Ail in voting, which we already know is

1006
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 1: just completely infested with fraud, which of course it would

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Speaker 1: be right tracking you, figuring out who's who, massive spending,

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Speaker 1: massive bailouts, government control. And the problem is it's not

1009
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Speaker 1: the left. The left has always been there. The left

1010
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:33,240
Speaker 1: will always be there. We know what leftists are. Leftism

1011
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,760
Speaker 1: is a religion of domination. That is what it is.

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01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:42,439
Speaker 1: It's a religion of domination. They want to control each

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Speaker 1: and everything. They will not stop until they control each

1014
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 1: and everything. And you know what, fine, you have to

1015
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,599
Speaker 1: be smart enough to realize that on the right and

1016
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Speaker 1: realize what the leftists will do with what you're giving them.

1017
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Speaker 1: You don't give Genghis Khan the keys to your city.

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01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:21,000
Speaker 1: You don't do that. You know what he's going to

1019
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:28,599
Speaker 1: do with it. Be smart enough and be bold enough.

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Speaker 1: It's okay to be an idiot every now and then

1021
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:37,440
Speaker 1: as long as you learn your lessons. What's not okay

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Speaker 1: is to be a coward. It's not okay to know

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Speaker 1: for a fact. Oh man, the left is going to

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Speaker 1: abuse these policies. You know what, though, if I come

1025
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Speaker 1: out against these lockdowns. You should see the emails I'm

1026
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Speaker 1: gonna get. I hear it all the time from my

1027
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Speaker 1: friends who were who were texting me. Dude, I'd love

1028
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:06,960
Speaker 1: to say what you're saying, but man, I just can't.

1029
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Speaker 1: It's just it's too much heat. Screw you find your guts, man,

1030
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Speaker 1: This is when they need you, this is when it matters.

1031
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Speaker 1: We're drowning out here, absolutely drowning out here in our

1032
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Speaker 1: sides letting it happen. It's absolute madness. I can't believe

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Speaker 1: what we've seen. I can't. I honestly cannot believe what

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Speaker 1: we've seen. Gosh, Jess, these people whatever. Speaking of horse tech,

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Speaker 1: I kind of want to ride horses again, Chris, what's

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01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:45,040
Speaker 1: wrong with horses? You people not ride horses? You do

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Speaker 1: Jesus rode one in and right before you guys killed him.

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Speaker 1: He did, he did well. Actually, I believe that was

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Speaker 1: a donkey, right, it was a donkey. But I told

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Speaker 1: you about the time I got giardia. Right, Gosh, that sucked, No,

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Speaker 1: it did, so I got giardia. Understand this, Remember that

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Speaker 1: horrible life that I've lived, a life I would not recommend. Well,

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Speaker 1: part of that life involves getting intestinal parasites. And you

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Speaker 1: know about the dysentery story in Thailand. Allow me to

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Speaker 1: walk you through the joys of giardia in just a moment.

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Speaker 1: Your phone is gross. I am sorry to admit that

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Speaker 1: to you, but mine's gross too. We're both in this together.

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Speaker 1: We have gross phones that are full of germs. And look,

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Speaker 1: it's easy to figure out, why isn't it. Think about

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Speaker 1: what your phone goes through on any single day. Now

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Speaker 1: multiply that by how many days you've had the phone

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Speaker 1: since the last time you disinfected it. I mean, what

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Speaker 1: do you do with it? You're constantly touching things, that's

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Speaker 1: the nature of living in this world. Then you're touching

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Speaker 1: your phone. Then you're picking up your phone and talking

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Speaker 1: to it. Then you're setting it down on a table

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Speaker 1: you get free two day FedEx shipping. You see, people

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Speaker 1: don't know about the parasite life. Chris, and we have

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Speaker 1: I should mention we have Mitchell trying to fill in

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Speaker 1: as a producer today. So all these screw ups you

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Speaker 1: hear totally Mitchell's fault. And when you email me, and

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Speaker 1: you're welcome to email me, email me Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: If you want to take the time out of your

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Speaker 1: day to make fun of Mitchell in that email, I'll

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Speaker 1: make sure I show him all of those It'll be hilarious, hilarious.

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Speaker 1: If you've missed any part of the show too. You

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Speaker 1: can find the whole show on iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes.

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Speaker 1: Make sure you subscribe on iTunes, make sure you leave

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Speaker 1: that five star review and talk about how handsome I am.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna read some of those today, Chris and we

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Speaker 1: have new ones I bet we have new ones. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about getting grdia. Hang on a second.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. This is a

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show. Well, you guys, when it comes to

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Speaker 1: leaving the five star reviews and talking about how handsome

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01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:24,960
Speaker 1: I am, which is driving management crazy, you're nailing it.

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Speaker 1: Here are a few. I'll get to some more. I'll

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Speaker 1: read them as we go, But you guys are making

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01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:34,600
Speaker 1: me laught so much. On iTunes again and on iTunes

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01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:39,080
Speaker 1: if you subscribe to the show, you can leave reviews.

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01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 1: Then obviously leave it five stars. We want that, but

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01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:45,639
Speaker 1: then talk about how handsome I am because it makes

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01:23:45,680 --> 01:23:48,080
Speaker 1: management mad. And you guys have been doing this for

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Speaker 1: days now, days now. And here are some of them,

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Speaker 1: the subject handsomer or cooler, And then he says it's

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Speaker 1: a toss up except when he talks about food. Hilarious, sir, headline,

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Speaker 1: my favorite podcast. I suppose thank you Twitter. Ever since

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Speaker 1: you've banned Jesse, I've been a faithful listener here in Denver.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations on your success. Keep doing your thing. It's obviously working.

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Speaker 1: It's very very nice headline. Tall guys are ugly great

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Speaker 1: show with historical perspective on current events. Usually tall guys

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Speaker 1: are gangly and ugly, but Jesse is passable for a

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Speaker 1: Texan headline. Great show. The show is a good balance

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Speaker 1: of humor and news of the day, from history lessons

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01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:43,200
Speaker 1: to hot food takes. It's refreshing, refreshing to listen to.

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Speaker 1: And every man, it would be very distracting to have

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01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:49,760
Speaker 1: that tall drink of water staring back at me while

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01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:57,840
Speaker 1: he bathes us with his sweet, audible chocolate. Had you

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Speaker 1: be for killing me? Man? This is so horrible headline,

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01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:09,639
Speaker 1: amazingly handsome and funny. I am married to a header

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01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:13,040
Speaker 1: oh man, but Jesse Kelly is so handsome I would

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Speaker 1: almost be willing to give it a shot. There are more.

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Speaker 1: I'll read some more later on in the show. But

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Speaker 1: you guys make me freaking laugh. Man, I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: what the email is Jesse at Jesse Kellys show dot com.

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Speaker 1: Duke Dad Gun, that's funny. The horse talk made me

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01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:39,640
Speaker 1: think about the Great Mule Packers Expedition. I told this

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01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:42,160
Speaker 1: story a long time ago, Chris, I forgot. I had

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01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:44,400
Speaker 1: forgotten about it till I was looking up all the

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01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:49,960
Speaker 1: horse stuff today. And when you're in the Marine Corps. Well,

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Speaker 1: any military branch, I assume, but you know I was.

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Speaker 1: I was a guy and not a chick, so I

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01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:58,719
Speaker 1: didn't join the army. In the Marine Corps, you're always

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Speaker 1: going to do different types of training when you're in

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Speaker 1: the infantry, so you can have at least a basic

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Speaker 1: skill set wherever you go. We were in twenty nine Palms,

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Speaker 1: which is in the middle of the desert, so we

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01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:15,800
Speaker 1: had plenty of desert training. But they want to know,

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01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:17,560
Speaker 1: you know, look, you don't know where a war is

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Speaker 1: going to break out, so we did jungle warfare training.

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Speaker 1: Over in Thailand. We did mountain warfare training, which is

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Speaker 1: what I'm getting to now. They need to know you

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01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:32,880
Speaker 1: can function in the mountains, and there's a lot that

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Speaker 1: went into that. But either way, your whole unit you

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Speaker 1: pack up and you take off of the mountains. And

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Speaker 1: they had this whole training thing set up where they

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Speaker 1: taught us how to rock climb. They taught us how

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Speaker 1: to repel, which was not not that fun for somebody

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Speaker 1: who's not a fan of heights. Now I should say

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Speaker 1: I'm now just at that stage where I'm not a

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Speaker 1: fan of heights. I'm not scared of heights, anymore because

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01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:59,240
Speaker 1: they beat it out of you. You can't make it

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Speaker 1: through boot camp. If you're too scared of heights, you can't.

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Speaker 1: So it's if you saw me in heights, you would

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01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:07,519
Speaker 1: never know that I'm not that comfortable, except now I

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01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:09,639
Speaker 1: just told a million people, But that's beside the point.

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Speaker 1: You would never know. I'm just not thrilled with him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm good down here. I'm fine with flying and things

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01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:16,880
Speaker 1: like that. But put me on the edge of a

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01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:19,120
Speaker 1: cliff and hand me a rope and tell me to

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01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:22,040
Speaker 1: repel down it with a pack on my back. Not fun.

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01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:26,519
Speaker 1: But remember we've talked several times about pride, not the

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01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:30,680
Speaker 1: bad kind, the good kind. I didn't want to look

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01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:32,280
Speaker 1: like a chick in front of my buddies, so I

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01:27:32,320 --> 01:27:34,720
Speaker 1: did it, and I didn't whine about it when I

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01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:38,360
Speaker 1: did it. No, I'm fine. I've never had so much

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01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,920
Speaker 1: fun when really I need to go change my pants.

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01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:45,519
Speaker 1: And part of mountain warfare training there were these little

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01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:49,800
Speaker 1: these little it's gonna sound fancier than it is, there's

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01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:53,559
Speaker 1: these little special units they would take where Look, we

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01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:56,280
Speaker 1: don't need to train to everybody in this Let's grab

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01:27:56,360 --> 01:27:58,800
Speaker 1: this guy and teach him this. Let's grab that guy

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01:27:58,800 --> 01:28:05,320
Speaker 1: and teach him this. One of the special units up

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01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:12,040
Speaker 1: there was called mule packers. Now, if you've never been

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Speaker 1: around horses or mules or whatnot, you don't really understand that.

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Speaker 1: But this, But understand this. Mules can carry a lot

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Speaker 1: of weight. They're extremely sure footed, they can carry loads

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Speaker 1: of weight, and they are just invaluable when you were

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Speaker 1: in a mountainous environment. And I know what you're thinking,

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Speaker 1: don't We have four wheelers and all that, buddy, mules

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01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:41,000
Speaker 1: can go places and do things a four wheeler could

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Speaker 1: never dream of. And not only that, they don't need gas. Look,

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01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:48,960
Speaker 1: there's a Pat Patrick grass fuel up. Let's go again.

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Speaker 1: Are there drawbacks to it? Sure? But we will from

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01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:56,800
Speaker 1: now until the end of time be packing things on

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01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:02,120
Speaker 1: mules when we go into the mountains. And they wanted

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Speaker 1: to take a group of people, a group of Marines,

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Speaker 1: and make sure they were specially educated in packing Marine

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Speaker 1: Corps equipment, military equipment on a mule. So obviously they

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Speaker 1: asked around and they wanted to see who had any experience,

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Speaker 1: some experience with that sort of thing. And I did.

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Speaker 1: I've told you before. We used to go elk hunting

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Speaker 1: in the mountains of Montana. When I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: we'd pack up horses. We'd ride horses, but we would

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01:29:30,479 --> 01:29:32,800
Speaker 1: pack all the gear on the mules. And you'd told

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Speaker 1: a mule behind you, they're just I'm telling you, man,

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01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:39,760
Speaker 1: they're amazing creatures, amazing creatures. And we had to go

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Speaker 1: to this special course of mule packers, and it was

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Speaker 1: everything you'd imagine. It wasn't, you know, some fancy schmancy

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01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:49,560
Speaker 1: Navy seal training, but it was tying ropes, it was

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Speaker 1: figuring out how to handle the animals safely. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was all these things. And part of mule packers

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01:29:58,880 --> 01:30:04,800
Speaker 1: was this. You take your mules, you pack them up

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Speaker 1: with gear, all the gear you're gonna need, food, water,

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01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:14,080
Speaker 1: everything that's gonna come into play. Water, food, water, and

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01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 1: everything you need, and you take your unit. I do

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Speaker 1: not remember how many of us there were. I want

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Speaker 1: to say twenty twenty or thirty. It was not big.

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01:30:21,360 --> 01:30:25,080
Speaker 1: And you take off into the mountains for some four

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01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 1: or five day escapade, some final graduation things so you

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Speaker 1: can be mule packer certified. I pack mules and we

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Speaker 1: take off and look, it was a lot of fun.

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Speaker 1: I'm not bad mouth in it you really wanted to

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01:30:38,920 --> 01:30:42,040
Speaker 1: get picked for these little special things. One you got

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01:30:42,040 --> 01:30:44,640
Speaker 1: to scam out of some really crappy training that the

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01:30:44,720 --> 01:30:46,559
Speaker 1: other guys did. And then you get back to the

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Speaker 1: barracks that night and you get to make fun of

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01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:49,920
Speaker 1: all your buddies to their face and tell them how

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01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:52,280
Speaker 1: candy your day was and laugh at them for how

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01:30:52,320 --> 01:30:58,200
Speaker 1: horrible their day was. And who doesn't love that. But anyway,

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01:30:58,439 --> 01:31:04,080
Speaker 1: so we take off for the mountains and it goes fine.

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Speaker 1: This is again, this is how I grew up, thanks

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01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:11,680
Speaker 1: to my old man, thanks to my upbringing in Montana.

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Speaker 1: Get me in the mountains. I'm fine. I know how

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01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:17,439
Speaker 1: to build a fire, I know how to bed down

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01:31:17,479 --> 01:31:19,720
Speaker 1: for the night. I know the proper way to do

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01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:23,880
Speaker 1: a lot of these things. That's how I grew up. Well,

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01:31:25,479 --> 01:31:27,960
Speaker 1: I was not in charge. This was early in my

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01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:32,559
Speaker 1: Marine Corps four year stint. I was a lowly, lowly PFC.

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Speaker 1: I believe at the time the guy leading it, the

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Speaker 1: head of the mule packers, was an idiot, and he

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Speaker 1: got us lost in the mountains. And while it's easy

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Speaker 1: to get lost anywhere, it's really easy to get lost

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01:31:47,479 --> 01:31:51,000
Speaker 1: in the mountains that they're just the ravines and the trees,

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01:31:51,040 --> 01:31:53,599
Speaker 1: and it's just very It can be easy to lose

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01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:59,080
Speaker 1: your way in the mountains, and of course we get

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Speaker 1: really lost. And I know what you're thinking, Well, why

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01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:05,639
Speaker 1: didn't they just come find you? People, I don't even

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01:32:05,680 --> 01:32:08,519
Speaker 1: know if they bothered to. Look, you've got twenty or

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Speaker 1: thirty infantry train marines in the mountains. You've got to

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Speaker 1: assume they're gonna make their way back eventually. Good luck fellas.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully you make it back to camp. And remember that

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Speaker 1: water I talked about. Yeah, hang on. I love to sleep.

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Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite things in the world is

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Speaker 1: going to bed at night and sleeping. And look, there's

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Speaker 1: nothing worse than not being able to fall asleep, and

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Speaker 1: there's nothing better than falling asleep right away. You wake

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Speaker 1: up the next day, even if you're at a home

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Speaker 1: by yourself in the middle of the desert, you wake

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Speaker 1: up and you hear the birds chirping, an angel singing.

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. We get lost in the mountains

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Speaker 1: because you can imagine, we run out of food fairly quickly.

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01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:20,680
Speaker 1: Although we ration what we have left, which is not

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Speaker 1: the end of the world. It's not ideal, but keep

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01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:25,880
Speaker 1: in mind you can survive for a while without food,

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Speaker 1: and especially when you're in the marine, where you have

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Speaker 1: had to several times intentionally up to this point, survive

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Speaker 1: without very much food. I want to make sure you

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01:34:36,360 --> 01:34:38,879
Speaker 1: can function. You gotta learn how to push through it. However,

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Speaker 1: you cannot survive without water, not for very long. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: We have these big water jugs that we brought with us.

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Speaker 1: We packed with us. And remember when I told you

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01:34:52,439 --> 01:34:56,120
Speaker 1: the guy in charge was an idiot. He goes over

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01:34:56,200 --> 01:35:00,640
Speaker 1: to a mountain stream, dips or in and fills her

1264
01:35:00,720 --> 01:35:06,280
Speaker 1: up to what I said, Excuse me, he was a sergeant.

1265
01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:12,160
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sergeant, we can't, we can't drink that water.

1266
01:35:13,320 --> 01:35:15,880
Speaker 1: And he dressed me up and down like I was

1267
01:35:15,920 --> 01:35:19,160
Speaker 1: the biggest mon in the world. This is a mountain stream,

1268
01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:24,240
Speaker 1: perfectly clean, cool water. Allow me to explain for those

1269
01:35:24,280 --> 01:35:30,000
Speaker 1: who don't know. Yes, there is nothing more delicious and

1270
01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:36,400
Speaker 1: more refreshing than mountain stream water because it's freezing cold

1271
01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:41,439
Speaker 1: and it tastes perfectly clean. However, unless you were drinking

1272
01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:47,320
Speaker 1: from that spring immediately as it exits the mountain, meaning

1273
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:55,360
Speaker 1: there's no stream upstream, you are not safe. Why well,

1274
01:35:56,200 --> 01:36:02,120
Speaker 1: what else is in the mountains besides you? Animals? What

1275
01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:08,000
Speaker 1: do animals need to survive water? What does an aging

1276
01:36:09,479 --> 01:36:13,440
Speaker 1: sick animal do? Ever seen one of those nature documentaries.

1277
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:18,840
Speaker 1: It goes to water where it will attempt to drink

1278
01:36:19,439 --> 01:36:22,599
Speaker 1: and soothe itself and live out the rest of its days.

1279
01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:27,280
Speaker 1: What does a sick animal do? Eventually by the water,

1280
01:36:29,479 --> 01:36:39,679
Speaker 1: it dies. Sometimes in the water that water's flowing. There

1281
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:45,520
Speaker 1: is a famous famous parasite out there called giardia. In animals,

1282
01:36:46,640 --> 01:36:51,000
Speaker 1: then in the mountain streams. Yeah, that water, I warned

1283
01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:54,240
Speaker 1: not to drink. Turned out that was a mistake. But

1284
01:36:54,400 --> 01:36:57,320
Speaker 1: the good news and bad news I suppose about Giardia

1285
01:36:57,560 --> 01:37:02,360
Speaker 1: is how long it takes to actually hit. We drink

1286
01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:08,599
Speaker 1: the water. Against my protests, we take off. We actually

1287
01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:11,400
Speaker 1: finished mountain warfare training. I think it lasted about a month,

1288
01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:15,040
Speaker 1: and we head back to twenty nine Palms, California. Remember

1289
01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:17,479
Speaker 1: twenty nine Palms, California is in the middle of the

1290
01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:20,639
Speaker 1: Mojave Desert. That's gonna play a part here in a moment.

1291
01:37:21,720 --> 01:37:25,599
Speaker 1: And we have this massive, massive field exercise coming up,

1292
01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:29,559
Speaker 1: and it is the middle of summertime. Over one hundred

1293
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:32,759
Speaker 1: twenty degrees. Was in no way out of the norm

1294
01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:36,000
Speaker 1: in twenty nine Palms. Now this is the United States

1295
01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:40,240
Speaker 1: Marine Corps. You don't postpone training because it's too hot.

1296
01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:44,200
Speaker 1: You drink some water and get your butt back out

1297
01:37:44,240 --> 01:37:47,880
Speaker 1: there because you don't postpone combat because it's too hot.

1298
01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:51,160
Speaker 1: And out to the field we went. And the plan

1299
01:37:51,439 --> 01:37:55,680
Speaker 1: was we were going to do these big shoots and

1300
01:37:55,800 --> 01:37:57,840
Speaker 1: then at the end of this shoot we were gonna

1301
01:37:57,880 --> 01:38:01,040
Speaker 1: hump I think it was ten miles back to base.

1302
01:38:01,439 --> 01:38:03,479
Speaker 1: So we're gonna stay out in the field do some shoots.

1303
01:38:03,600 --> 01:38:06,280
Speaker 1: Did a couple of night shoots, which if you've never

1304
01:38:06,320 --> 01:38:09,639
Speaker 1: had the chance, it's really awesome. You feel like you're

1305
01:38:09,640 --> 01:38:11,800
Speaker 1: in the middle of Star Wars or something because of

1306
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:14,840
Speaker 1: all the tracers and explosions in the darkest sweet It's

1307
01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:16,200
Speaker 1: one of the coolest things I ever got to do.

1308
01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:18,760
Speaker 1: Is a big night shoot. Was awesome. Be that is man.

1309
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:24,439
Speaker 1: We finished this and we are on our last day.

1310
01:38:24,479 --> 01:38:27,360
Speaker 1: We're gonna take off for this ten mile hump at

1311
01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:32,680
Speaker 1: the end of that day. And it's blazing hot, and

1312
01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:36,040
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I cannot get off the toilet.

1313
01:38:37,240 --> 01:38:43,360
Speaker 1: And I can't possibly stress this point enough. When you

1314
01:38:43,520 --> 01:38:49,439
Speaker 1: have a parasite, you don't quote have to go, You

1315
01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:53,800
Speaker 1: are gonna go no matter where you are. It is

1316
01:38:54,880 --> 01:38:58,400
Speaker 1: a It feels like somebody's sticking knives in your gut.

1317
01:38:58,479 --> 01:39:00,920
Speaker 1: It is really unpleasant. And I don't mean you go

1318
01:39:01,080 --> 01:39:04,880
Speaker 1: once an hour. When it starts hitting you, you are

1319
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:08,800
Speaker 1: in deep, deep trouble of dying. To be honest. You know,

1320
01:39:08,840 --> 01:39:11,599
Speaker 1: people all over the world to this day die of

1321
01:39:11,760 --> 01:39:15,559
Speaker 1: diarrhea because they're losing all their water. They get sick

1322
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:17,400
Speaker 1: in a place they can't get enough clean water, and

1323
01:39:17,439 --> 01:39:19,439
Speaker 1: it's hot, and they just die. It happens all over

1324
01:39:19,439 --> 01:39:21,400
Speaker 1: the world. Right now as we speak, somebody out there's

1325
01:39:21,479 --> 01:39:23,840
Speaker 1: dying of it, and it's over one hundred and twenty

1326
01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:29,519
Speaker 1: degrees and I am hurting. I'm gonna spare you all

1327
01:39:29,560 --> 01:39:32,760
Speaker 1: the details, but I'm running to and fro with the

1328
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:36,080
Speaker 1: bathroom endlessly and we have a ten mile hump coming

1329
01:39:36,160 --> 01:39:40,519
Speaker 1: up now. Brief side note, remember humps are the most

1330
01:39:40,560 --> 01:39:44,519
Speaker 1: brutal physical thing you can do. They're brutal. Part of

1331
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:48,360
Speaker 1: the qualifications for some of the most elite special forces

1332
01:39:48,439 --> 01:39:50,960
Speaker 1: units in the world is simply throwing a bunch of

1333
01:39:50,960 --> 01:39:53,639
Speaker 1: heavy weight on your back and making you walk around

1334
01:39:53,640 --> 01:39:56,320
Speaker 1: the mountains because your body breaks down. It's not made

1335
01:39:56,320 --> 01:40:00,160
Speaker 1: to do it. It is physically grueling. And I'm sitting

1336
01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:02,200
Speaker 1: there and it's starting to get on my mind of

1337
01:40:04,479 --> 01:40:06,040
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do

1338
01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:10,080
Speaker 1: this and live and live. A hump is brutal when

1339
01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:13,559
Speaker 1: you are razor sharp and healthy and hydrated and full

1340
01:40:13,600 --> 01:40:17,400
Speaker 1: of food. I have nothing inside of my body, not food,

1341
01:40:17,760 --> 01:40:21,720
Speaker 1: not water, and I'm in bad shape. Finally, because I

1342
01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:24,160
Speaker 1: don't want to look like a girl, I won't tell anybody,

1343
01:40:24,720 --> 01:40:28,240
Speaker 1: By the grace of God, my high school buddy Mikesner,

1344
01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:30,920
Speaker 1: who somehow made it clear into my unit in twenty

1345
01:40:31,040 --> 01:40:35,200
Speaker 1: nine Palms goes and tattles on me and goes to

1346
01:40:35,280 --> 01:40:38,519
Speaker 1: our section leader and says, hey, corporal, we've got to

1347
01:40:38,520 --> 01:40:40,720
Speaker 1: get him checked out now. Man, he's not gonna make it.

1348
01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:44,160
Speaker 1: And of course he comes over to scream at me

1349
01:40:44,280 --> 01:40:46,160
Speaker 1: because it's the Marine Corps. You know, that would be

1350
01:40:46,200 --> 01:40:48,400
Speaker 1: the appropriate reaction. I don't want to hear. Oh, he

1351
01:40:48,479 --> 01:40:50,439
Speaker 1: should have been nice. It's the Marine Corps. Stop go

1352
01:40:50,520 --> 01:40:53,360
Speaker 1: join the cub Scouts. But he takes one look at

1353
01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:56,479
Speaker 1: me and says, oh, gosh, you look like you're dead.

1354
01:40:57,320 --> 01:41:00,920
Speaker 1: He hustles me over to the tent, to the corman tent,

1355
01:41:01,800 --> 01:41:03,800
Speaker 1: and I and this will be hard for you to

1356
01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:07,880
Speaker 1: understand if you've never taken one down. I sucked down.

1357
01:41:08,280 --> 01:41:10,559
Speaker 1: They hook up ivs into my arm and I sucked

1358
01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:15,639
Speaker 1: down three of them like it's nothing, meaning my body

1359
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:18,200
Speaker 1: had no water left in it. It is a miracle

1360
01:41:18,280 --> 01:41:21,440
Speaker 1: I didn't go into some kind of heat stroke. They

1361
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:24,360
Speaker 1: make the executive decision I am not going to be

1362
01:41:24,439 --> 01:41:28,240
Speaker 1: humping anywhere. They throw me and all my gear and

1363
01:41:28,320 --> 01:41:30,680
Speaker 1: the back of the back of a humpy and they

1364
01:41:30,720 --> 01:41:33,479
Speaker 1: take off back for base to go get me checked out. Now.

1365
01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:35,559
Speaker 1: I may have been sick, I may have been on

1366
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:38,320
Speaker 1: the shady side of dead, but I still took the

1367
01:41:38,439 --> 01:41:42,200
Speaker 1: appropriate amount of time to raise a gigantic middle finger

1368
01:41:42,240 --> 01:41:44,320
Speaker 1: to all my buddies who were getting ready to hump

1369
01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:46,879
Speaker 1: back ten miles in one hundred and twenty degree heat

1370
01:41:46,920 --> 01:41:52,639
Speaker 1: and laughing point at them. It was hilarious. Get back.

1371
01:41:53,960 --> 01:42:03,559
Speaker 1: They of course give me the receptacle that I have

1372
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:08,640
Speaker 1: to go unloading, Chris, or by saying this right, or

1373
01:42:08,680 --> 01:42:10,960
Speaker 1: we get everybody pick it up. When I'm putting down here,

1374
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,000
Speaker 1: I know you may have just said breakfast or dinner.

1375
01:42:13,080 --> 01:42:15,880
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to not trying to grotiate out. I

1376
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:20,000
Speaker 1: have to go give a sample. I collect said sample,

1377
01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:22,800
Speaker 1: which may be one of the worst experiences of my life.

1378
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:25,920
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What are you looking at me

1379
01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:28,400
Speaker 1: like that for it? Why do you think this is weird? Chris?

1380
01:42:28,439 --> 01:42:31,280
Speaker 1: When I say collect a sample, I don't mean they

1381
01:42:31,280 --> 01:42:33,640
Speaker 1: had a special john you got to go sit in

1382
01:42:33,920 --> 01:42:37,160
Speaker 1: and then someone collects it. I mean they hand you

1383
01:42:38,439 --> 01:42:43,240
Speaker 1: a cup like a coffee cup. And I am not

1384
01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:47,840
Speaker 1: exaggerating in fact, on my life, the receptacle I was

1385
01:42:47,920 --> 01:42:52,000
Speaker 1: handed to collect said sample was probably smaller than the

1386
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:55,240
Speaker 1: average coffee cup. And they tell you go home and

1387
01:42:55,320 --> 01:42:58,599
Speaker 1: knock yourself out. And I'm looking at this thing like, uh,

1388
01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:02,679
Speaker 1: do you think I'm a ballerina? How exactly do you expect?

1389
01:43:02,760 --> 01:43:13,040
Speaker 1: What about? What? What? Now? I get back to the barracks. Shoot,

1390
01:43:13,280 --> 01:43:16,320
Speaker 1: all right, we got a quick guest. I'll finish my

1391
01:43:16,320 --> 01:44:02,000
Speaker 1: story in a second. Well, California is a funny beast, Chris.

1392
01:44:03,160 --> 01:44:05,240
Speaker 1: You see, it's pretty much the most beautiful state in

1393
01:44:05,280 --> 01:44:09,080
Speaker 1: the country. Having been all over, it's also completely insane.

1394
01:44:09,560 --> 01:44:12,400
Speaker 1: So I feel bad for people like my next guest,

1395
01:44:12,439 --> 01:44:15,400
Speaker 1: who I love, John Phillips, host of The John Phillips

1396
01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:19,120
Speaker 1: Show on KABC in Los Angeles. When I turn on

1397
01:44:19,160 --> 01:44:21,040
Speaker 1: the news, this sporting John, and I find out it

1398
01:44:21,040 --> 01:44:23,080
Speaker 1: looks like y'all are going to be inside for a while.

1399
01:44:24,479 --> 01:44:27,800
Speaker 1: You know, Jesse, there's something wrong with the world. When O. J.

1400
01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:30,439
Speaker 1: Simpson's on the golf course and I'm on house arrest,

1401
01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:36,880
Speaker 1: that's can you what? John? Can you explain before we

1402
01:44:36,920 --> 01:44:40,879
Speaker 1: get into Los Angeles? The politics over there. I understand

1403
01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:42,919
Speaker 1: it's a big city, it's a left of city. Everybody

1404
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:47,440
Speaker 1: knows that it is. It ninety percent left, like San Francisco,

1405
01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:50,800
Speaker 1: is it sixty forty? How How are they allowed to

1406
01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:54,360
Speaker 1: go this nuts and crush this many people without serious

1407
01:44:54,360 --> 01:44:58,400
Speaker 1: political repercussions. No kidding, We're just a shade to the

1408
01:44:58,479 --> 01:45:03,240
Speaker 1: right of North Korea, which is a shame because this

1409
01:45:03,320 --> 01:45:07,080
Speaker 1: is the state. It produced Ronald Reagan, it produced Dick Nixon,

1410
01:45:07,120 --> 01:45:10,840
Speaker 1: it produced Pete Wilson, produced a lot of people who

1411
01:45:10,880 --> 01:45:13,439
Speaker 1: did a lot of good things for the world. And

1412
01:45:13,760 --> 01:45:18,320
Speaker 1: Reagan Country has become Via Ragosa and Newsome Country. And

1413
01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:22,639
Speaker 1: basically the short of it is, when the Cold War ended,

1414
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:27,400
Speaker 1: they closed down all the military bases, aerospace moved, and

1415
01:45:27,680 --> 01:45:33,320
Speaker 1: Republican industries were essentially replaced by Hollywood and Silicon Valley

1416
01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:38,240
Speaker 1: and democratic industries, and the state just drifted to the left.

1417
01:45:38,280 --> 01:45:42,759
Speaker 1: Ever since that happened. Why is Hollywood so left? I've

1418
01:45:42,800 --> 01:45:45,479
Speaker 1: never been able to totally wrap my mind around that.

1419
01:45:45,520 --> 01:45:48,800
Speaker 1: I mean, in general, the arts, music, Hollywood, why is

1420
01:45:48,880 --> 01:45:54,280
Speaker 1: that a leftist thing? Well, there's a certain culture. I mean, look,

1421
01:45:54,479 --> 01:45:56,920
Speaker 1: we live in a place where beautiful people from all

1422
01:45:56,960 --> 01:45:59,240
Speaker 1: over the world come here to make it big in Hollywood,

1423
01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:03,320
Speaker 1: and ugly people come here to take ten percent. And

1424
01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:09,920
Speaker 1: there is a certain culture in that industry where if

1425
01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:12,479
Speaker 1: you're a Republican or you're a conservative, you don't get

1426
01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:15,840
Speaker 1: you don't get the roles that other people do. So

1427
01:46:16,040 --> 01:46:18,479
Speaker 1: they know, if you want to play nice, you got

1428
01:46:18,479 --> 01:46:20,320
Speaker 1: to go ahead and go out there and go to

1429
01:46:20,360 --> 01:46:22,960
Speaker 1: the news, some fundraisers and write Hillary Clinton a check

1430
01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:28,080
Speaker 1: and do all of those things. How can they get

1431
01:46:28,120 --> 01:46:31,880
Speaker 1: away with them with a lockdown this severe even in

1432
01:46:31,920 --> 01:46:34,479
Speaker 1: a hardcore leftist city like you say it is. I

1433
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:38,760
Speaker 1: would assume the mayor, city council, whatever the leadership may be,

1434
01:46:39,360 --> 01:46:42,559
Speaker 1: they do have friends, friends who own businesses that are

1435
01:46:42,600 --> 01:46:45,519
Speaker 1: being wiped out by these How can they get away

1436
01:46:45,520 --> 01:46:47,599
Speaker 1: with it? I saw the news today. I honestly am

1437
01:46:47,640 --> 01:46:50,679
Speaker 1: my jaw dropped. Well, they're starting to walk it back

1438
01:46:50,720 --> 01:46:53,800
Speaker 1: a little bit. And it wasn't a politician that broke

1439
01:46:53,800 --> 01:46:56,479
Speaker 1: the news. It was doctor Barbara Freyre who the county

1440
01:46:56,560 --> 01:46:58,719
Speaker 1: is listening to for health advice, who, by the way,

1441
01:46:58,960 --> 01:47:01,920
Speaker 1: is not a medical doctor. She's got a PhD in

1442
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:05,120
Speaker 1: social welfare, so she's as much of a medical doctor

1443
01:47:05,320 --> 01:47:09,120
Speaker 1: doctor Drey. But they're listening to her. Why I don't know,

1444
01:47:09,320 --> 01:47:12,280
Speaker 1: but they are, and she's leading them down this rabbit

1445
01:47:12,320 --> 01:47:16,639
Speaker 1: hole and even in left wing California, left wing Los

1446
01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:20,760
Speaker 1: Angeles County. The Mayor of Los Angeles, Eric Garcetti, had

1447
01:47:20,800 --> 01:47:24,040
Speaker 1: to come out and say, you misheard what she said. Well,

1448
01:47:24,200 --> 01:47:27,160
Speaker 1: she didn't stutter, and I'm not deaf. I know exactly

1449
01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:29,800
Speaker 1: what she said. She said, we're shut down until the

1450
01:47:29,880 --> 01:47:33,920
Speaker 1: end of July, and people went absolutely ballistic, and even

1451
01:47:34,000 --> 01:47:37,080
Speaker 1: they are smart enough to keep to pull the temperature

1452
01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:42,000
Speaker 1: in the room. John, sadly, for you, I really oppose

1453
01:47:42,120 --> 01:47:46,519
Speaker 1: the GOP bailing out these insane cities like yours, and

1454
01:47:47,000 --> 01:47:48,840
Speaker 1: I feel like they're gonna do it. Man, I'm sure

1455
01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:50,920
Speaker 1: you probably oppose it too. I feel like they're going

1456
01:47:50,960 --> 01:47:53,360
Speaker 1: to do it. There are already or cracks in the armor.

1457
01:47:53,640 --> 01:47:55,400
Speaker 1: We kind of have to do this. We have this

1458
01:47:55,479 --> 01:48:00,479
Speaker 1: Senator Kennedy from Louisiana, obviously Susan Collins. They're taking about

1459
01:48:00,520 --> 01:48:05,120
Speaker 1: passing another massive bill with huge federal money that we

1460
01:48:05,240 --> 01:48:09,559
Speaker 1: don't have to bail out leftist states and cities. And John,

1461
01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:12,519
Speaker 1: I honestly, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.

1462
01:48:12,520 --> 01:48:15,880
Speaker 1: Are these people completely out of their minds? Yes they are,

1463
01:48:16,080 --> 01:48:18,920
Speaker 1: because these cities were all broke before the pandemic hit.

1464
01:48:19,520 --> 01:48:23,000
Speaker 1: The unfunded pension liability in the state of California is

1465
01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:26,640
Speaker 1: through the roof. You already had cities like San Bernardino,

1466
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:30,360
Speaker 1: Mammoth Lake, Stockton, but all had to declare bankruptcy, and

1467
01:48:30,439 --> 01:48:33,560
Speaker 1: cities like Los Angeles. We're on the verge of bankruptcy

1468
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:37,320
Speaker 1: before all of this happened. They're using the pandemic is

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01:48:37,360 --> 01:48:40,400
Speaker 1: the excuse to try to paper over all of their

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01:48:40,479 --> 01:48:44,080
Speaker 1: excesses for the last several decades. I wouldn't give these

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01:48:44,080 --> 01:48:46,680
Speaker 1: people a cent. I'd want to beat dog food. But

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01:48:46,760 --> 01:48:49,800
Speaker 1: it seems like we're going to, doesn't it. I mean,

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01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:52,800
Speaker 1: I'm amazed we could be that stupid. But we're talking

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01:48:52,840 --> 01:48:57,320
Speaker 1: about sanctuary cities, cities that blatantly do everything they can

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01:48:57,439 --> 01:49:01,880
Speaker 1: to kneecap every Republican policy, and the GOP response is

1476
01:49:01,920 --> 01:49:05,479
Speaker 1: to write them a check. Yeah. Well, the person who

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01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:08,240
Speaker 1: should stand up to this is Kevin McCarthy because he's

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01:49:08,320 --> 01:49:11,439
Speaker 1: from here and he knows better. He knows what's been

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01:49:11,479 --> 01:49:14,439
Speaker 1: going on in California. Before he was in Congress, he

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01:49:14,560 --> 01:49:18,360
Speaker 1: served in the California State Legislature. He served with these people.

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01:49:18,439 --> 01:49:21,040
Speaker 1: He knows these people, he knows how they've wrecked the state,

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01:49:21,560 --> 01:49:24,240
Speaker 1: and they shouldn't be rewarded for doing what they did.

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01:49:25,479 --> 01:49:29,800
Speaker 1: Talk about this pension pension funds. People don't understand exactly

1484
01:49:29,840 --> 01:49:33,120
Speaker 1: how those work and why they're crushing states like yours

1485
01:49:33,439 --> 01:49:37,320
Speaker 1: and Illinois elaborate on that. Yeah, well, this is probably

1486
01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:40,400
Speaker 1: the real reason that Bernie Sanders didn't win the Democratic nomination.

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01:49:41,240 --> 01:49:45,320
Speaker 1: Over the last several decades, public employee unions have decided

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01:49:45,400 --> 01:49:49,000
Speaker 1: to not ask for pay increases. What they've done is

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01:49:49,040 --> 01:49:55,280
Speaker 1: they've asked for all of the government giveaways to be healthcare, pension,

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01:49:55,960 --> 01:50:00,840
Speaker 1: that sort of thing. So their pension plans are Cadillac plans.

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01:50:00,880 --> 01:50:04,519
Speaker 1: Their health plans are Cadillac plans. But the problem is

1492
01:50:04,560 --> 01:50:07,720
Speaker 1: when you get to retire in your fifties and you

1493
01:50:07,840 --> 01:50:10,439
Speaker 1: get ninety percent of your salary and you get to

1494
01:50:10,479 --> 01:50:12,880
Speaker 1: spike your salary the last year or two, as many

1495
01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:15,800
Speaker 1: of them do, the taxpayers are on the hook for that.

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01:50:16,600 --> 01:50:19,880
Speaker 1: And as of last court case I am aware of,

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01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:23,640
Speaker 1: even in bankruptcy, you can't get out of pensions, I

1498
01:50:23,680 --> 01:50:27,599
Speaker 1: mean pensions or something that are guaranteed. So the state

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01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:31,320
Speaker 1: of California has been playing the part of Santa claus

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01:50:31,360 --> 01:50:33,479
Speaker 1: and various cities have been playing the part of Santa

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01:50:33,479 --> 01:50:36,840
Speaker 1: Claus the public employee unions because they essentially control the

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01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:41,839
Speaker 1: Democratic Party, and these cities are effectively insolvent. They can't

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01:50:41,840 --> 01:50:45,200
Speaker 1: make good on these pension plans. So what they've done

1504
01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:48,240
Speaker 1: is they always go to taxpayers saying, we need more taxes,

1505
01:50:48,320 --> 01:50:51,080
Speaker 1: we need more revenue, because if you don't, we're going

1506
01:50:51,120 --> 01:50:53,479
Speaker 1: to cut police in fire. It's always police in fire.

1507
01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:57,240
Speaker 1: They're never going after the DMV, and so people just

1508
01:50:57,360 --> 01:51:00,800
Speaker 1: give in and give them every dollar they act and

1509
01:51:00,960 --> 01:51:04,880
Speaker 1: the problem just gets worse. What do we do on

1510
01:51:04,920 --> 01:51:09,360
Speaker 1: a national level with these I mean, look, I don't

1511
01:51:09,400 --> 01:51:13,759
Speaker 1: have another way to put it. John creepy contact tracing things.

1512
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:17,680
Speaker 1: We now have this governor Governor Insley talking about. You

1513
01:51:17,760 --> 01:51:20,240
Speaker 1: go to a restaurant, they will take down your name,

1514
01:51:20,400 --> 01:51:23,559
Speaker 1: phone number, and email and date and time you were

1515
01:51:23,600 --> 01:51:26,640
Speaker 1: there so they can trace you. John, what are we

1516
01:51:26,720 --> 01:51:29,200
Speaker 1: doing here for a virus with ninety nine point nine

1517
01:51:29,200 --> 01:51:33,000
Speaker 1: percent recovery rate? Have we lost our minds? We have

1518
01:51:33,160 --> 01:51:35,360
Speaker 1: lost our minds. And I'll tell you what I'm hoping

1519
01:51:35,400 --> 01:51:41,000
Speaker 1: for in California. I'm hoping the Texas and Georgia and

1520
01:51:41,280 --> 01:51:44,600
Speaker 1: Florida and other states that have opened up are successful

1521
01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:48,960
Speaker 1: because if those states are successful, there will not be

1522
01:51:49,439 --> 01:51:52,880
Speaker 1: an opportunity for them to deny the success. They'll try

1523
01:51:52,920 --> 01:51:55,879
Speaker 1: to find some statistic to spin it to earth a disaster.

1524
01:51:56,400 --> 01:51:59,600
Speaker 1: If the overall numbers go down, they'll find some demographic

1525
01:51:59,760 --> 01:52:02,360
Speaker 1: see spike, and though they see you hate old people,

1526
01:52:02,479 --> 01:52:04,479
Speaker 1: or see you hate people who live in this city,

1527
01:52:04,600 --> 01:52:07,840
Speaker 1: or you know people of this race, or whatever, but

1528
01:52:08,439 --> 01:52:12,320
Speaker 1: they will not be able to deny the overall numbers.

1529
01:52:12,880 --> 01:52:15,919
Speaker 1: And as far as I'm concerned, the success of Texas

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01:52:16,160 --> 01:52:20,559
Speaker 1: is something that people in California need. We'll keep our

1531
01:52:20,560 --> 01:52:24,120
Speaker 1: fingers crossed for that. John Phillips of The John Phillips Show, Okay,

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01:52:24,280 --> 01:52:26,960
Speaker 1: BC Los Angeles, Thank you, my friend. I appreciate you.

1533
01:52:27,560 --> 01:52:30,920
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me be good. What a voice on

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01:52:31,000 --> 01:52:34,240
Speaker 1: that guy, Chris, the golden voice. Man, Some people just

1535
01:52:34,320 --> 01:52:37,800
Speaker 1: have that golden voice. I mean me. Look, we all

1536
01:52:37,800 --> 01:52:40,879
Speaker 1: know what I have and that's my amazing looks what Chris?

1537
01:52:41,240 --> 01:52:45,320
Speaker 1: What you? Chris? You read the podcast reviews? All right?

1538
01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:46,639
Speaker 1: Do I need to do? I need to go into

1539
01:52:46,640 --> 01:52:48,760
Speaker 1: it again. I'll keep reading them, all right, fine, I

1540
01:52:48,800 --> 01:52:53,800
Speaker 1: will too handsome for radio, that's the headline. I don't

1541
01:52:53,880 --> 01:52:57,080
Speaker 1: understand how a man this handsome and charismatic ends up

1542
01:52:57,080 --> 01:53:00,920
Speaker 1: on the radio. It just doesn't make any sense. Did

1543
01:53:01,000 --> 01:53:04,240
Speaker 1: you ask Michael Jordan to do your taxes? Do you

1544
01:53:04,280 --> 01:53:08,240
Speaker 1: put Paul McCartney's face on the factory line? Of course not.

1545
01:53:10,040 --> 01:53:13,800
Speaker 1: I love you people. A man mis handsome is meant

1546
01:53:13,840 --> 01:53:22,799
Speaker 1: to be gazed upon. So do yourself a favor. Close

1547
01:53:22,880 --> 01:53:25,800
Speaker 1: your eyes, listen to his words, and let your imagination

1548
01:53:25,960 --> 01:53:29,519
Speaker 1: run wild. You people, kill me man, all right, I'll

1549
01:53:29,560 --> 01:53:33,719
Speaker 1: finish my lovely grd Is story in just a second.

1550
01:53:39,280 --> 01:53:41,280
Speaker 1: You do not know how to take on the irs.

1551
01:53:41,920 --> 01:53:44,599
Speaker 1: You don't. You're an amateur. I'm an amateur. I don't

1552
01:53:44,640 --> 01:53:47,400
Speaker 1: know how to take on the irs. And it's scary,

1553
01:53:47,439 --> 01:53:50,600
Speaker 1: isn't it. Let's be honest. The IRS is part of

1554
01:53:50,600 --> 01:53:53,760
Speaker 1: the federal government. It is the most powerful entity in

1555
01:53:53,800 --> 01:53:57,120
Speaker 1: the world. What can you and I do? Well? You

1556
01:53:57,160 --> 01:54:00,800
Speaker 1: can make a phone call. It's called paramount tax for you. See,

1557
01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:03,639
Speaker 1: you might be an amateur. I might be an amateur.

1558
01:54:04,160 --> 01:54:06,800
Speaker 1: They are not. This is what they do for a living.

1559
01:54:07,240 --> 01:54:10,519
Speaker 1: And if you call paramount tax relief, you may just

1560
01:54:10,640 --> 01:54:15,800
Speaker 1: may qualify for the new CNC tax program. If you

1561
01:54:15,920 --> 01:54:19,240
Speaker 1: qualify for the program, you get to stop making any

1562
01:54:19,240 --> 01:54:22,040
Speaker 1: payments to the irs while you're in it again. You

1563
01:54:22,200 --> 01:54:25,599
Speaker 1: have people out there who will fight for you. Call them,

1564
01:54:25,840 --> 01:54:28,080
Speaker 1: let them fight for you. Let them do it now.

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01:54:28,640 --> 01:54:32,640
Speaker 1: Paramount tax relief eight hundred eight one six eight seven

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01:54:32,760 --> 01:54:36,080
Speaker 1: four nine eight hundred eight one six eight seven forty

1567
01:54:36,160 --> 01:54:53,440
Speaker 1: nine use a pro to take on the irs. Now,

1568
01:54:53,560 --> 01:55:00,280
Speaker 1: remember I'm back at the base. I have to elect

1569
01:55:00,360 --> 01:55:04,240
Speaker 1: a sample to see what's wrong with me, because they

1570
01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:07,760
Speaker 1: don't know that it's Giardi at this time. I am

1571
01:55:07,800 --> 01:55:12,440
Speaker 1: given the coffee cup and it wasn't an actual coffee cup. Okay,

1572
01:55:12,480 --> 01:55:15,320
Speaker 1: it was smaller. No, no, it was smaller, but it's

1573
01:55:15,360 --> 01:55:20,000
Speaker 1: about that size. And man, I'll tell you what you

1574
01:55:20,080 --> 01:55:23,600
Speaker 1: want to talk about. A rough, rough moment that was

1575
01:55:24,160 --> 01:55:27,360
Speaker 1: because that stuff grosses me out anyway. Oh I'm not

1576
01:55:27,400 --> 01:55:32,920
Speaker 1: a huge germaphobe, but don't it's gross. It was gross.

1577
01:55:33,040 --> 01:55:35,320
Speaker 1: It was a very gross experience. It's not what I

1578
01:55:35,360 --> 01:55:37,280
Speaker 1: want to live. It's not what I'm going to describe

1579
01:55:37,320 --> 01:55:42,440
Speaker 1: to you. I return the sample. They test the sample,

1580
01:55:42,480 --> 01:55:47,400
Speaker 1: but it takes them a while. And get this. I recover.

1581
01:55:48,040 --> 01:55:50,240
Speaker 1: After a day or two, I recover and it goes away.

1582
01:55:51,480 --> 01:55:55,920
Speaker 1: No big deal, right, Still, summertime, back to our normal training.

1583
01:55:55,960 --> 01:55:58,320
Speaker 1: I'm pt and I'm doing everything else, and we have

1584
01:55:58,480 --> 01:56:02,000
Speaker 1: this huge I think it was a seven day field offcoming,

1585
01:56:02,080 --> 01:56:06,640
Speaker 1: which sucks in the middle of the summer. Oh it's sucked.

1586
01:56:07,840 --> 01:56:12,720
Speaker 1: And everybody's dreading it. Everyone's getting ready, they're packing up

1587
01:56:12,760 --> 01:56:14,959
Speaker 1: all their gear, they're drinking all the beer they possibly

1588
01:56:15,000 --> 01:56:17,320
Speaker 1: can because you're not having one for another seven days.

1589
01:56:18,320 --> 01:56:22,720
Speaker 1: And finally, the morning we're leaving, I get a call

1590
01:56:22,880 --> 01:56:26,120
Speaker 1: to go down to the company office. You know, my

1591
01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:29,080
Speaker 1: company was off a company first Battalion, seventh Marines offcompaning,

1592
01:56:30,640 --> 01:56:34,320
Speaker 1: and it's pretty much never a good thing when you

1593
01:56:34,360 --> 01:56:37,000
Speaker 1: get called down to the company office, especially when you're

1594
01:56:37,040 --> 01:56:41,200
Speaker 1: a private first class or something like that. Something I mean,

1595
01:56:41,240 --> 01:56:43,560
Speaker 1: you you failed a drug test or something, which I

1596
01:56:43,600 --> 01:56:45,080
Speaker 1: knew I wasn't going to fill a drug test, but

1597
01:56:45,200 --> 01:56:48,760
Speaker 1: you did something wrong. Something's wrong, or a relative dies

1598
01:56:49,520 --> 01:56:52,560
Speaker 1: or something like. It's never. It's never. I just called

1599
01:56:52,600 --> 01:56:54,320
Speaker 1: you down here to tell you what a great job

1600
01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:57,680
Speaker 1: you've been doing. There's that. It does not happen, and

1601
01:56:57,760 --> 01:57:00,320
Speaker 1: so I take off and I'm nervous. Man. This is

1602
01:57:00,320 --> 01:57:02,160
Speaker 1: where you get screamed out. This is where you get

1603
01:57:02,240 --> 01:57:05,240
Speaker 1: kicked out. This is where you get in trouble and

1604
01:57:05,320 --> 01:57:09,080
Speaker 1: I feel fine, remember, and I walk by my section

1605
01:57:09,200 --> 01:57:11,560
Speaker 1: leader Black was his name, John Black. I love the guy.

1606
01:57:13,640 --> 01:57:17,600
Speaker 1: And he's walking from the company office and I pass

1607
01:57:17,720 --> 01:57:21,040
Speaker 1: him and he doesn't speak to me. He just glares

1608
01:57:21,080 --> 01:57:25,560
Speaker 1: at me. And I'm thinking, oh gosh, this is not good.

1609
01:57:26,360 --> 01:57:30,840
Speaker 1: This is not good. And I go down and I

1610
01:57:30,920 --> 01:57:35,360
Speaker 1: stand at attention and they tell me I've got some

1611
01:57:35,480 --> 01:57:40,440
Speaker 1: bad news for you. And I'm like, oh, okay, we

1612
01:57:40,840 --> 01:57:45,960
Speaker 1: your tests came back and you tested positive for giardia.

1613
01:57:46,040 --> 01:57:49,240
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, okay, okay, what does that mean. I

1614
01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:52,120
Speaker 1: feel fine? No, no, they say that's actually not abnormal.

1615
01:57:53,120 --> 01:57:55,800
Speaker 1: Giardia goes dormant, then it comes back. It goes dormant,

1616
01:57:55,800 --> 01:57:59,200
Speaker 1: and then comes back, and it turns out surprise, surprise, everybody.

1617
01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:02,040
Speaker 1: Remember the idiot guy who led it. Everybody who was

1618
01:58:02,080 --> 01:58:04,120
Speaker 1: on mule packers came down with it. It was like

1619
01:58:04,160 --> 01:58:10,000
Speaker 1: this battalion wide pandemic and like, I'm sorry, I know this,

1620
01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:12,520
Speaker 1: this stinks, but we're gonna have to get you some medicine.

1621
01:58:12,600 --> 01:58:14,520
Speaker 1: And it takes at least a week for this medicine

1622
01:58:14,600 --> 01:58:16,880
Speaker 1: medicine to work through your system, and we're gonna have

1623
01:58:16,920 --> 01:58:22,440
Speaker 1: to quarantine you to your barracks room. And inside I'm

1624
01:58:22,520 --> 01:58:26,080
Speaker 1: doing backflips like you have those party poppers going off,

1625
01:58:26,120 --> 01:58:28,400
Speaker 1: and fireworks are going off in my mind, and I'm

1626
01:58:28,400 --> 01:58:32,640
Speaker 1: thinking the luckiest human being in the world. And the

1627
01:58:32,720 --> 01:58:35,120
Speaker 1: guy also tells you, remember my buddy Mike's there from

1628
01:58:35,160 --> 01:58:39,080
Speaker 1: high school. He was my roommate. He was in the

1629
01:58:39,120 --> 01:58:42,880
Speaker 1: same barracks room I was in. Oh, and we should

1630
01:58:42,960 --> 01:58:45,920
Speaker 1: let you know that because this is contagious. This can

1631
01:58:45,960 --> 01:58:48,520
Speaker 1: be spread if you're using the same toilet with somebody,

1632
01:58:48,920 --> 01:58:56,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to quarantine your roommate too. So I

1633
01:58:56,400 --> 01:58:59,400
Speaker 1: go skip it on back up to the barracks. I

1634
01:58:59,640 --> 01:59:03,080
Speaker 1: started rubbing it in everybody's face. I go break the

1635
01:59:03,120 --> 01:59:07,360
Speaker 1: news to Meksner. Everybody loads up. Not only were we

1636
01:59:07,480 --> 01:59:12,040
Speaker 1: quote quarantine to the barracks room with Domino's, pizza, in

1637
01:59:12,240 --> 01:59:15,200
Speaker 1: video games and beer for a week as make sure

1638
01:59:15,240 --> 01:59:18,600
Speaker 1: you make sure you eat healthy and don't drink. Oh yeah, sure,

1639
01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:22,480
Speaker 1: I'll get right on that, pal. We didn't quarantine at

1640
01:59:22,480 --> 01:59:25,520
Speaker 1: all for one We took off immediately to the gas

1641
01:59:25,520 --> 01:59:28,360
Speaker 1: station and loaded up on like ten cases up here,

1642
01:59:28,880 --> 01:59:31,840
Speaker 1: brought it back to the barracks room. Fired up from

1643
01:59:32,200 --> 01:59:35,960
Speaker 1: ESPN started tipping back Tall Boys in the middle of

1644
01:59:36,000 --> 01:59:39,400
Speaker 1: the day because not only were we quarantine, we were

1645
01:59:39,480 --> 01:59:45,080
Speaker 1: quarantine with no supervision whatsoever. So let me just say, yes,

1646
01:59:45,400 --> 01:59:48,560
Speaker 1: I almost died in the field. Yes, I would almost

1647
01:59:48,640 --> 01:59:51,440
Speaker 1: have died a thousand times over to have that week

1648
01:59:51,520 --> 01:59:53,920
Speaker 1: back again. You want to talk about the and the

1649
01:59:53,960 --> 01:59:56,040
Speaker 1: guys who were out in the field came back talking

1650
01:59:56,040 --> 01:59:59,560
Speaker 1: about how it was the most miserable thing ever, miserable hot,

1651
01:59:59,760 --> 02:00:03,520
Speaker 1: and and not only that, I never had another symptom ever.

1652
02:00:04,960 --> 02:00:08,400
Speaker 1: I never even had the green apples flatters. I was fine.

1653
02:00:10,160 --> 02:00:13,520
Speaker 1: Got to take my little pill, no side effects. Life

1654
02:00:13,600 --> 02:00:20,160
Speaker 1: is good, baby, talk about the greatest experience ever. I

1655
02:00:20,320 --> 02:00:23,280
Speaker 1: got more stuff like that where I just, by the

1656
02:00:23,320 --> 02:00:26,480
Speaker 1: grace of God, scammed out of absolutely everything. It was

1657
02:00:26,560 --> 02:00:31,440
Speaker 1: the best band. Oh, by the way, your reviews man,

1658
02:00:32,600 --> 02:00:36,200
Speaker 1: keep leaving your five star reviews talking about how handsome

1659
02:00:36,280 --> 02:00:39,120
Speaker 1: I am on iTunes, because I just got another message

1660
02:00:39,120 --> 02:00:43,720
Speaker 1: from management saying, seriously, this one is titled Greek God.

1661
02:00:44,280 --> 02:00:47,240
Speaker 1: I never thought the wood would see an actual Adonis

1662
02:00:47,320 --> 02:00:53,640
Speaker 1: until Jesse came along. There's another one, jealous. I try

1663
02:00:53,680 --> 02:00:56,080
Speaker 1: not to be jealous when listening to you because of

1664
02:00:56,160 --> 02:00:59,400
Speaker 1: how absolutely good looking you are. You're like a chiseled

1665
02:00:59,440 --> 02:01:04,720
Speaker 1: sky graper. I love you. People leave your five star

1666
02:01:04,760 --> 02:01:09,200
Speaker 1: reviews on iTunes with your handsome comments. Oh and I

1667
02:01:09,200 --> 02:01:24,880
Speaker 1: have one more thing, Hang on a second. Boomer Naturals

1668
02:01:24,880 --> 02:01:29,600
Speaker 1: has face masks, adult face masks, kid face masks. They

1669
02:01:29,640 --> 02:01:32,480
Speaker 1: have sizes for you, and they have good ones too,

1670
02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:35,440
Speaker 1: not these junkie ones you see at the local gas

1671
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:38,960
Speaker 1: station you can practically see through. They have thirty day

1672
02:01:39,040 --> 02:01:42,560
Speaker 1: face masks that give you ninety two point two percent

1673
02:01:42,680 --> 02:01:47,720
Speaker 1: antibacterial protection. They're still comfortable, easy to breathe. And I

1674
02:01:47,840 --> 02:01:50,440
Speaker 1: have news for you, and this can be tough to hear.

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Speaker 1: although that is critically important. Chris. We'll dig into this

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Speaker 1: more tomorrow. I'll figure out exactly how to put this

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Speaker 1: so it doesn't depress everybody. But we got a real

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Speaker 1: spending problem. And this is not a spending problem like

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Speaker 1: It's not a Jewish staying, Chris, you wouldn't understand it.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is New Testament stuff. You can get

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