WEBVTT - EP 331: Questioning Non-Monogamy 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:09.640 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision. West coast, 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:10.520 west coast. 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:11.920 West coast, and when I say it, it might be 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:15.640 as west as you could get. Seattle's that's real, West Seattle. 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:17.880 We are finally coming to you. 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:21.120 Listen, you gotta get tickets because I'm telling you right now. 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:23.520 If Mandy and I ever thought about doing a loop 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:25.319 of the show again, that's shit. 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:27.360 Far as hell. It is going to take a last 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:29.680 air lodge or so shit. Anyway. The point is I'm 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:31.680 only doing it for y'all, that's right. 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:35.840 So y'all, the Climax Tour is coming to Seeattle. 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:38.400 That's Washington, right, but not DC. It's the so. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:41.120 Willa is Portland peeps and whoever is like up there 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:42.159 to come see you. 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:43.680 Yeah, y'all know, I got to pull out a map. 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:48.000 But Seattle, we are coming to you on September seventh 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:49.560 at the Neptune Theater. 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:52.279 Must be sucking some things out there, cause he's like, oh, 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:54.400 go to seat. He cannot wait to go to Seattle. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:56.440 Hunt And you know what, I'm going to talk to 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:58.360 the people who make the weather machines and it's gonna 0:00:58.360 --> 0:00:59.920 be good weather because I do know that seat. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:02.080 That'll be rainy. What day of the week is it. 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:05.640 It is September one, seventh. Okay, so here's the team. 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:06.399 What's the team? 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.800 The seventh is a Thursday. People like going out on 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:10.840 Thursday nights. 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:13.319 They do, So it's Friday. We barely show up for work, y'all. 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:14.360 Make it a little bit. 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:19.760 I would say, call off at Let's take that. 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:23.240 Yeah, so make sure you go on over to hoorhive 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:25.119 dot com and get your tickets. Now. 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:27.920 Beach is given another solo. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:31.240 Welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:33.880 What's up, y'all, I'm weezy, Welcome back for another episode. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:35.319 Dance right and I'm your girl. 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:38.480 Mandy Bakapai the Sallion aka Pegan Marco aka Debt Bitch 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:42.520 aka full Core Pumps aka outside and you had a 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:45.520 breast besch bitch? Actually no, because I went to bark 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:50.080 class this morning, and bitch, how is it? I am 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:55.280 feeling great. I'm thirteen pounds down and I'm now getting 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:58.680 into where I want to tone. My hips have also 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:02.280 been really, really fucking tight. It had been it's been 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:07.040 like extremely tight. And actually you know what, this actually 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:09.440 wasn't in the outline, but. 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:10.200 We have not for. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:15.960 But I'm just remembering that we have not updated the audience, 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:21.280 so real quick, y'all. I've been definitely like working more 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:23.400 on like my mental health, making sure I take my 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:26.000 days off and there's a place that I go to 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:30.880 relax and get massages. We did not tell them about 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:33.280 the Patreon, no, bitch. 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:35.560 I'm seeing that negative of see what I mean, And 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.160 I don't like it. I really don't like it. I 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:38.720 don't like. 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:42.640 It because hold on, let me tell y'all. So I 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:45.280 talked about I think one of the massages that I 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.560 told y'all. At the time, I felt like I was 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:49.240 cheating on my eggs because it. 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:50.320 Was so good talk about this. 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.960 No, we did not, bitch, I'm telling you, we did 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.120 not talk about this, not even on Patreon. 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:58.519 Maybe on the town Hall. Not even on town hall. Okay, 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:02.000 not even on the trying to bring my man up, y'all, 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:02.600 see what I mean. 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.760 So we're on tour and I'm like, bitch, when I 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:09.160 get back, I have to go get this massage because 0:03:09.280 --> 0:03:11.800 oh my god, it feels so good. And I'm single now, 0:03:12.000 --> 0:03:13.959 so I don't have to feel guilty about how fucking 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:16.959 good it is. Because the way my pussy was throbbing, 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:19.799 deering this massage with no happy ending, but it made 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:20.360 me happy. 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:22.480 I was like, bitch, and here go Weezy with her 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.400 pessimistic ass. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.760 Bitch, it can't be that good, so tell me why 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:29.480 we are literally on tour. And Weezy goes in books 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:32.079 to goddamn session right after mine same day. 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.160 Y'all, I didn't know you don't want to told me 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:34.560 to do it. 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:36.040 Well, I said it was good, but bitcha, I didn't 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:37.200 think you was gonna go. I said, yeah, girl, we 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:39.520 could go together. You can have it right after me. Sure, 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:40.960 so mind you. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:43.680 She comes in like, bitch, I've been to Parie, I've 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:44.840 had Thailand massages. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:48.240 I've had some good fucking massages. I think you're hyping 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:48.920 this person up. 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:52.160 So she goes. We end up like you know, being 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:53.200 at this place together. 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:57.080 And before I leave out of massage, I let the 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:58.640 nigga know, don't embarrass me. 0:03:58.680 --> 0:04:01.840 Now out on my sage. My friend is coming. 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.320 Don't embarrass me because I done hyped your ass up. 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:11.680 So Weezy has her massage and the way she comes 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:15.560 out it kind of made me feel away because, y'all, 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.839 she comes out We're sitting now in the eating area, 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:21.599 like the cafe area, and she comes out looking like 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:22.479 she just got fucked. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.000 I ain't even gonna hold you. Hair is in a array, 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:27.680 her mouth is still a jar. Bitch. 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.960 She's walking like she just got fucked, and I did. 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:36.480 Her walk is different, and she's like literally starts looking 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:38.039 did he do this to you? Did he do this 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:39.200 to you? Did he do this to you? 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:40.480 But did he do this to you? Because I think 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.280 he liked me? So I ain't no way you got this. 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:46.000 And I said, bitch, I got all of that, And I. 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.000 Mean, if you could explain it, because you didn't get 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.880 a happy ending, right, no oh, because the way you 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:52.200 like this, nigga, I was like, bitch, he. 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:53.240 Bro he gave you a little sun. 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.120 I just never had a massage like that, but I did. 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:56.640 At the end of the massage, I said to him, 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:57.320 I need you. 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:58.760 To know do you do that with everybody? 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.920 He was laughing and he was like, I massage this 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:05.599 way for whoever is willing to receive. But I did 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:07.280 say to him it reminded me a lot of like 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.040 Thie body, where he's like, that's what I'm thinking about 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:10.480 when I'm giving the massage. I was like, I've had 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:12.359 a lot of reiki done. It reminds me of that. 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:14.000 He was like, some of that's incorporated. 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:17.040 Bit it remind me of the massages that I used 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:20.000 to get right before getting buked, and that would have 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:21.120 my pussy leacoln. 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:25.039 Mind you, there's a lesbian couple sitting behind us. Thought 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:25.480 about that. 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.719 Weezy literally like, oh my god, you have to go 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:30.200 to this band. Have you felt did your massage? 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:31.800 I was like no, no, no, no, So that was 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:33.479 a high mandy. But they can hear me going on 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.000 and on. I was like, oh, did you guys just 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:36.680 get a massage? She's like, yeah, ours is great. I said, 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.200 what was it with him? I know? I said, what 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:40.919 wasn't this? It wasn't this. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:42.599 The first thing that happened when I got on the 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.840 table was, first of all, the music was different from 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:48.760 a normal massage bod music. Okay, I would describe it 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:51.480 as burning man shit, not burning. It was no, really, 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:53.359 it was very drum circle music and shit. So that 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:57.760 already had me being like, okay, that's different. He got 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:00.560 on the table, put my hips I was face down, 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.359 pulled my hips into his body and started turning me like, 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.520 and I was like, oh no, like this is I'm 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:07.280 gonna get fucked. 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.040 But I wasn't mad about it though. Then. 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:11.720 The only other thing that I can remember is I 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.440 remember him stating on top of me. I remember my 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.719 the she came down off of my chest. I remember 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:18.839 the towel came off with my face because he was 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.200 like cracking me that much. But the one thing that 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.560 was super memorable that was crazy was when he did 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:26.960 my face. He massaged my mouth, and that's when I 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:29.680 knew that was the best massage I ever had. I've 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:33.000 had a think it's a buckle buckle massage where they 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:34.480 get in your mouth cheeks and stuff. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.000 Yeah, I've had that massage. 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:40.080 Like during facials they asked if like you know, they'll 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:41.280 put gloves on and they'll get around. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.240 They're supposed to shape your face. The shit he did 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:45.600 was my lips, and I was like, see, how does 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:49.119 it kissed me? Like? Yo? It was so it wasn't y'all. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:50.599 She was just well, we'll. 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.599 Find out Friday at two thirty. Oh you really that's 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:56.280 why I fucked up the call, oh bitch, not just 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:59.120 painting our motherfucking tour call. So you could know it 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.400 rubbed off in my in my notes, I had eleven thirty, 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:05.200 but that's because I booked it in LA. So I 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.520 was like, oh my god, well, bitch, I'm sorry, fuck 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:09.560 the sport base. My man is at two thirty. 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:13.320 Her Man, her Man, her Man. Y'all, this is a masseuse. 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:17.760 He's great. I'm not gonna lie. I literally sent him 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:18.320 this episode. 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:20.600 I'm gonna like go see him twice a month now, 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.960 like especially if I'm dating and not really in New 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:24.560 York more. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:27.800 Than me, bitch, And I fucking booked that l that's 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.400 how good he is. No, And I know you guys 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:30.640 want to know who he is. But here's the problem. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.080 I'm not sharing. I'm gonna be honest with you. I 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:34.280 booked this matter of fact. 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:35.600 I'm gonna reach your text. This is how good this 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:37.600 Nika massage is this high notice? 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:38.920 Shit? Wait, who did you text? 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:41.520 There's like a number that they have that you could text. 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:43.720 Oh god, what did you say to the number? 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:45.280 Girl? Don't July third? 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:50.200 July third was a Monday. Hello, could I have Blanks 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:52.240 availability for a ninety minute massage? 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:53.800 Because he don't work on Mondays? 0:07:53.840 --> 0:08:03.400 On seven fourteen, he has ten am only I said, oh, okay, 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:07.720 right back, Sorry it switched. How about the week after 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:11.320 that was July third? Bro, he be booked out, bitch, 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:12.880 he be booked out. 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:15.560 And literally when I go on, I'll normally go under 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:17.120 his wait list because then they'll let you know when 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:20.040 he gets times available in case someone cancels. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.520 That ship is so good to where I think he 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:27.200 gotta be exhausted. I think maybe do you think he 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:28.200 gets off on it? Yes? 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.320 Like was his dick card? Did you ever feel his 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:33.400 dick rub on? But this, Oh there's one there's one 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:36.400 critique I have and it's not really critique. And I 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.280 was saying it later to that, I was telling the 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.079 flea market, but I was like, I just gonna fuck you. 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:42.120 But you did it. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:46.760 But it felt like so I said, it was so 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:50.079 good but so different that I couldn't relax. 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:50.360 All the way. 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:53.920 Oh bitch, but it was. It made me feel good after, 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:56.520 it made me feel stought. I felt looser, like he 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:59.240 got the knots out. I got stretched. But it wasn't 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:01.040 one of those that puts me to sleep. No. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.760 So I actually that's why I don't really like going 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:07.079 to women massups. I think they're too light and then 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:09.360 the sound how quiet it is, it does make me 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:09.920 fall asleep. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:11.720 I want you to get up. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:14.720 In that shit like I need to feel like you 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:16.600 stretch me. He might be the first white man that's 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:17.319 ever massaged me. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:19.000 I always go Asian. I'm not gonna lie. You know, 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:20.679 I told you when the little man come, this is 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:23.319 all over here. I can't stand you they do, bitch, 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:23.840 I'm telling you. 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:26.080 Let me tell you now when I'm when I'm done 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:28.760 getting massages from this nigga, I have to have a 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.600 conversation with my puss and be like, now, bitch, why 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.920 are you fucking embarrassed me like that? Y'all all white 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:38.400 and it's just a string of fucking ooz and pussy juice. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.040 I was what bitch as fuck? And I'm like, I 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.320 know he sees it, because then you know, he stretches 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:45.319 your leg and I'm like, I know he sees a guy. 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:49.000 Damn the spit down there, he do he see it? 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:50.960 I think he'll be like, I'm glad you enjoyed this 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:52.960 journey as much as I did. And I'm like, god, 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:56.120 damn it, he saw it. My god damn. 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.199 Pussy juice telling on me every time? Do you think 0:09:58.200 --> 0:09:58.680 you would. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.120 The next time I going there, I'm a just be 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.560 dehydrated because I don't want my pussy telling on me. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:04.319 Bitch, I'm just not going to drink all the work. 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:05.120 I can't wait to go. 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.199 And my homegirl was like, oh my god, y'all heard 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.439 about that place, like maybe I'll come with you, And 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:12.000 I was like, just now I know it's I'm okay, 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:13.280 like real solo. 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.280 I know, like Mandy and I were able to talk 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:16.800 about working shit that day, but I was like, ooh, 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.200 I could just not talk after though, because we had. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:21.000 Ship that we remember we were talking about. Yeah, but 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:22.320 I was like, oh, I don't only want to say 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:23.000 nothing beach. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.559 Yeah. No, it was great. So I'm glad you got 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:27.559 to experience my ma soups. 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:31.320 Okay, now, just agreeing on something and just the man's 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:32.520 the hands of a white man. 0:10:32.880 --> 0:10:36.560 Who are we good? Bitch twenty twenty three is eching up. 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:38.920 So anyway, now I'm back in New York, I'm on riyah. 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.640 We'll see what happens with that. But I feel like 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:43.800 I'm just gonna be in the streets. I want to 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:45.000 do a little brickkly shit. I want to go to 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:46.880 like Levers Rock and all the places. 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.520 I just feel like I'm so shallow right now. I 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.800 went to a block party. I went to the Brooklyn 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:55.160 Museum on First Saturdays. I was outside. There was thousands 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:58.280 and thousands of men's and not one made my pussy 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:01.120 like jump, and I'm just like, there's. 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.840 No way I am this shallow. 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:09.199 However, right across this fine ass Nigga on Instagram and me, 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:12.600 I ain't gonna hold you, slip right into them dms 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:14.080 and was like, you're not real. 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.520 That was my pickup line, y'all cause he'd that fine. 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:19.760 I was like, you just you can't be real. Who 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:23.520 find nigga back with you? First off, not me not 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:25.360 getting the alert that he wrote me back, and bitch, 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.120 we was in Vegas at the same time, and I 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:29.040 didn't see the message until I got back to New York. 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:31.240 I don't have my notifications on him, I. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.440 Mean either, but somehow it didn't show up as a 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.920 new message either. So he ended up liking a story 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:37.720 and I was like, you, I thought I was curved. 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:39.080 I ain't gonna hold you. I thought he curved me 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:40.360 because I thought I went too hard. 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:42.960 Bitch, I saw he liked a story and I was like, 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:44.600 I him coming back to like a story. 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:46.760 So went into the DMS again. Bitch, he wrote me. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.280 He sent me videos of him shooting fireworks and all 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:53.160 I said, bitch, I missed this. So literally we got 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:55.120 back talking and I was like, well listen, here got 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:56.760 my number, Like, I don't want to stay in the 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:59.400 day's not a Vegas person, girl, Well he was out there, 0:11:59.400 --> 0:11:59.880 bitch summer. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:02.880 No, but you loved it. Love it. 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.439 People either love it and then me and people who 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.120 hate it. I didn't think I'm someone who I ain't 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:09.480 gonna hold you this last time. I was just in Vegas. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.240 It was different, and I'm gonna blame I'm gonna blame 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:17.520 the pandemic. So normally in Vegas you get pulled to tables. 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:20.160 There's so many people in the casino. You're getting pulled 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:21.120 to gambling tables. 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:23.960 You're getting pulled just by men that are approaching you 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:26.439 in male groups. I don't know if it's the pandemic, 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:31.000 but people just stare like there wasn't as much approaching, which, bitch, 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:34.560 I'm single now, I would have liked the approach. But 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.880 maybe it's like people are used to sliding and DMS. 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:39.959 So what I'm realizing is even when I was in Houston, 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:43.400 when I was in Vegas. Now, yes they're they're fans, 0:12:43.920 --> 0:12:45.880 but bro, people are just dming me. 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:48.960 That they saw me after the fact. It's like, damn 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:51.600 you look, so I saw you? 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.800 Are you? Are you staying at the Mandalay Bay? I 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:54.720 think I just saw you. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:58.040 So I'm just like, were you Yeah, that's oh bitch, 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.679 And three people saw me at the airport, so I'm like, 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:05.560 okay to me. I kind of in terms of like 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.160 what Vegas normally gave, it was like, bitch, if you 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:10.319 a single girl, you're gonna meet some niggs. 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:13.120 It was just really it was weird. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.319 It was like no one had social skills this time, 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:18.600 so it was kind of strange, like it just wasn't 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:19.679 giving what Vegas gave. 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:21.600 But I also only went for thirty six hours. It's 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.120 still when you go with girls like you kind of 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:23.960 expect that vibe. 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:24.680 Yeah, it was. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:26.360 It was weird because there was a lot of groups 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:29.640 of men and then there was a lot of athletes. 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:31.319 You know, like three of my homegirls saw Usher the 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:33.640 same night as you. Literally really, oh bitch, it was great. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:37.840 Oh it was great. I was telling Mandy before we 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.319 I walked in here about how I was supposed to 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:43.520 see Beyonce in Philly for the first tour stop and 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:47.480 literally can't make it because was throw it up like 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:50.800 a motherfucker a water spout. Bitch, I have to gross 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.960 bro just from eggs. Some of you know, I'm allerged 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.160 to egg. But I'll tell you a little bit about 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.760 it because it was just so wild. Questlove throws a 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.959 who know party that he invites all these celebrities to 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:06.400 all these actors. It was hell of fun and some 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:09.560 of the few food was infused by this like renowned chef. 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:11.880 So I'm like, all right, well I don't want. 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:14.360 To get high on food when I'm like, you know, 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:16.760 just getting back in the city. I flew in that day, 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.160 so I'm like, well, what can I eat? And they 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:24.040 tell me only the ramen, which ends up having it 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:25.320 not egg on top. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:25.680 Of the ramen. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:28.960 It was just soaked in a broth with egg. That's crazy, 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:31.360 so overnight to get it to bind or something. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:36.960 Bitch. Some literally Taylor fucking Swift comes in, sits down 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:39.680 at the table, is me my homegirl, Gabby? A guy 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:42.000 named Jason Sudeki's I think that's how you say his name. 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:45.040 Who's Ted known as ted Lasso. He was fun as shit, bitch. 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:46.640 I'm a fan fan now, like you. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:50.080 Know when someone just like when he sat down, I 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.200 didn't really think much about who he was or was 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:52.560 like whatever. 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:53.440 I was like, oh, I know that guy. 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:57.320 I guess WHOA like too good in person, like the 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:59.440 way in Ted Lasso. You don't watch it, but how 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:03.400 he is such a sweet person, like funny, just coolest fuck. 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.200 So we're sitting and it's just like this Alex English 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:08.080 was there. That's why I wanted to have him on. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:11.040 Yeah, he's great. H So we're all playing. Taylor sits down. 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:13.040 He's like, come on, girl, we're playing, and I'm telling 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:15.200 her my rule is you gotta say motherfucker god damn 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:18.320 if you get a draw four, right, is IM about 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:22.640 to beat everybody? I feel this nicey was about to 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:27.200 beat everybody. Indeed, felt this a little bubble in my stomach. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.600 And so Jason's like, ooh that mushroom, that mushroom, yeah, 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.840 and I was like, I don't think that's so. I 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:35.560 was like, oh, I want somebody to turn the lights off. 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:37.840 And they're like, there's no lights on and I was like, ooh, 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:39.360 so maybe that is the mushroom, bitch. 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:42.240 Go to the bathroom. You don't need to throw up, 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:45.240 and it shoots so far that it's past the toilet. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.720 Not you be in the exasist, bitch. That's what I 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.200 looked like. That's cross threw up in the toilet. And 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:51.360 I was like, oh my god, I'm not gonna make it. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:52.880 Come back to the table. They're like, oh my god, 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.200 we're waiting now, da da da, bitch. I'm holding two 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.800 cards and I'm like, I can feel about to come up. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:04.880 One ran outside to spout throw up all over New 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:05.440 York City. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:07.720 By the way, sorry, if you were currently eating lunch 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.040 at your desk, let me tell you how I was 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:10.600 throwing up. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:14.600 So people are outside smoking or hungering whatever niggas is, 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.680 and I'm like they're like, oh, you're feeling okay because 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:19.640 the way I look the waters like you know, in 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:23.080 the like your face is like, yeah, I'm okay. You 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:25.480 tried to turn to go down an alley. It wasn't 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:27.280 a turn, it was just like a doorway. So now 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:29.960 I'm throwing up in someone's doorway, and I felt so bad. 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:31.680 You should But then I was like, what am I 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:34.040 gonna do? So then I go down to another part 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.360 of the driveway. I'm like, really, there are like ten 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:38.960 spots all over the street. So I finally think it's over, 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:42.360