Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones. So there's this guy who does all these
Speaker 1: body modifications. You ever see them. They look really weird.
Speaker 1: They almost look like a monster.
Speaker 2: Oh like you know if they change their tongue or
Speaker 2: their ears.
Speaker 1: Or they get like the whole face tattooed. I seen
Speaker 1: the guy of the horns. Dude, he popped up in
Speaker 1: my my TikTok's like feed he's scary you. I thought
Speaker 1: it was Bebop like I realized Bebop from Bebop and
Speaker 1: rock Steady from Ninja Turtles. Thought I had a mask on,
Speaker 1: but it was his skin. That's crazy and so not
Speaker 1: the same dude. But this dude who is like the
Speaker 1: leader of this body modifications group. He did a pay
Speaker 1: per view, charged people to watch it, made three hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy five thousand dollars from it, did it on
Speaker 1: this website, and it had it was like penis removal,
Speaker 1: what freezing of limbs?
Speaker 2: What? Wait? People watch this.
Speaker 1: Three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars worth? Is that
Speaker 1: worth the money? Though? I think get the room other people.
Speaker 1: But he's like leader of other people who are doing
Speaker 1: it too right. He's now been jailed for twenty two years.
Speaker 1: Why his name is Marius, He's forty six. He carried
Speaker 1: out thirty of these procedures on men. They had their
Speaker 1: bodies mangled while others watched the eunuch maker. What is happening?
Speaker 1: So's the group, which included a nurse, had twenty two
Speaker 1: thousand paying subscribers.
Speaker 2: This sounds like an episode of Saw.
Speaker 1: Holy crap? Is that what they do in Saul?
Speaker 2: It just sounds like one of the storylines that could
Speaker 2: happen after I watched ten of them.
Speaker 1: But what did they saw? There was like a way out?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, it would be like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm just picturing like this could be part of the
Speaker 2: premise of like, you're now part of this group and
Speaker 2: I'm going to remove your penis unless you like decide
Speaker 2: if you're going to save the life of your daughter
Speaker 2: or the mailman mom. I take the Well, there's always
Speaker 2: something weird. If you save your daughter, then something else
Speaker 2: bad happens, you know, like there's always some weird puzzle.
Speaker 1: This is real life, though, Yes.
Speaker 3: Stories are what makes me like believe anything, because like
Speaker 3: when people say, like crazy I'm like, oh, nobody does that.
Speaker 1: No, somebody does that ring leader of extreme body modifications
Speaker 1: cult who made three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars
Speaker 1: from his pay per view. That was called the unich Maker, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, Eunick is somebody who had it cut off,
Speaker 1: cuts the unit off, not unit Maker, but Unick.
Speaker 2: So through the cult he brainwashed people to make them
Speaker 2: think they didn't need their what the story says, penis anymore.
Speaker 1: There were castrations, penis removal, and freezing of limbs. No
Speaker 1: one for twenty two years. No one can convince me
Speaker 1: of that. Have you met, though, Uni Maker, because I
Speaker 1: don't know, apparently has some pretty good mind control. I
Speaker 1: come out of being like, okay, I don't need it.
Speaker 2: If you're vulnerable enough.
Speaker 1: Holy wow, Hayley Bieber's pregnant. It was now yesterday expecting
Speaker 1: the whole news came out. It was like, and she's
Speaker 1: having justice baby. Well yeah, we felt that, ye who
Speaker 1: else we figured that was the case. I think the
Speaker 1: headline wul only need it if it wasn't Justin's baby,
Speaker 1: but Hailey Bieber's pregnant. They were in a grassy field
Speaker 1: and she caressed her growing bump. There you go.
Speaker 2: All that sounds age six.
Speaker 1: Like, keep her away from the Unich maker.
Speaker 2: Well, he's not going to impregnate her, no penis.
Speaker 1: Fortune cookie predicts a New Jersey man's lottery prize. That's awesome,
Speaker 1: but imagine all the fortune cookies that people bought lottery
Speaker 1: tickets from the It didn't right. A New Jersey man said,
Speaker 1: a fortune cookie predicted his lottery prize. He's gonna get
Speaker 1: a thousand bucks a week for life. May he's doing
Speaker 1: the math. Well that's fifty two thousand bucks a year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it life, you're doing the math. I saw
Speaker 1: the wheels turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm trying to think, did he have another option?
Speaker 1: That's I think that's it. I don't think cool. It's
Speaker 1: a lump. Oh you're only mildly impressed.
Speaker 2: Well, no, that's amazing. I just been thinking, like sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm pro take the lump some because you never know
Speaker 2: what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: You could sell this because there are companies that will
Speaker 1: buy your future winnings. If it's stretched out, you'll get
Speaker 1: much lesser, but you'll get a lump. You'll get a lump.
Speaker 3: I love I love at that have you guys seen
Speaker 3: the movie lottery Ticket.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is with a Little bow Wow.
Speaker 1: It just popped up. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was like Randy was on TV and I watched
Speaker 3: about an hour and a half of it and it's
Speaker 3: pretty good.
Speaker 2: Man, so like pretty much the whole thing.
Speaker 1: No, it's all pop up to it. But I watch
Speaker 1: the Union Maker in Sead No Little bow Wow, like
Speaker 1: wins the lottery, but the office isn't open till Monday,
Speaker 1: and he wins it on a Friday, so he's got
Speaker 1: a hold onto it for like a whole weekend and
Speaker 1: like all this stuff happens and he might he may
Speaker 1: or may not catch it. What would you do, Lunchbox
Speaker 1: if you won the lottery on a Thursday but Friday
Speaker 1: was a holiday, and then Saturday Sunday we're both weekend days.
Speaker 4: Like, I'd probably lock my house and just stay inside,
Speaker 4: stayble to my body.
Speaker 1: That's not what little bow we have to stay bleof
Speaker 1: your body. You can literally put it in a safe
Speaker 1: and just watch a safe.
Speaker 5: I don't I was safe.
Speaker 1: You go get one.
Speaker 5: That means I'd have to leave my house while your
Speaker 5: wife can pick you up.
Speaker 1: One you could.
Speaker 2: Deliver it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make sure you can have it delivered, or you
Speaker 1: can just sit with it, watch it.
Speaker 5: Put in the book, no, because what if you forget
Speaker 5: what page?
Speaker 1: And then we'll see in the movie.
Speaker 3: He said, like, I'm not going to tell anyone when
Speaker 3: like everyone found out.
Speaker 1: But how they find out? He tell one person, one person.
Speaker 1: That's how it works.
Speaker 2: I don't think attaching it to your person is a
Speaker 2: bad idea.
Speaker 1: Well, the maker would do that. He would staple it
Speaker 1: to somebody's body.
Speaker 2: I mean, but you could maybe put it in a
Speaker 2: baggie and tape it to your stomach or something. Staple
Speaker 2: tape it. No staples. I'm just saying, put it in
Speaker 2: a baggie.
Speaker 1: So I would just put I would just lay it under,
Speaker 1: put it under in a book, and then put the
Speaker 1: book up there and just watch the shelf.
Speaker 2: I guess I think, check it, make sure we have
Speaker 2: fashion tape. It sticks to our skin when contrary.
Speaker 1: But then he's got to leave the house to go
Speaker 1: get it. That was his point. But I'm a woman
Speaker 1: found living inside a supermarket sign. When contractors were working
Speaker 1: at the Family Fair grocery store in Midland, they unexpectedly
Speaker 1: found a woman thirty four living inside the rooftop sign.
Speaker 1: Contractors discovered an extension court on the roof and traced
Speaker 1: it all the way up into the place into the sign.
Speaker 1: They were like, somebody's living in there, and so they
Speaker 1: went in. She had been nicknamed the rooftop Ninja. She
Speaker 1: lived inside the store signed for about a year. She
Speaker 1: had a mini desk, flooring, a pantry of food, a
Speaker 1: house plant. Wow, like she was doing it up. Officers
Speaker 1: told the woman she needed to find somewhere else to live.
Speaker 1: She's squatting. Make her leave.
Speaker 3: Victmy right if other people can squat in real house.
Speaker 1: I'm now fighting for a squatter in a sign that's
Speaker 1: from our midland. But if you own the sign, when
Speaker 1: did these letters live there? Like, I don't think so,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't, I don't think so. What's it hurting.
Speaker 2: She?
Speaker 1: And Plus the news is out she lives in the signs.
Speaker 1: People now know she lives in there. It's a new story,
Speaker 1: all attention. People are gonna be coming all the night.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how close this it's a sign,
Speaker 1: has any access to get inside the store.
Speaker 2: And if she starts cooking in your house sign, and
Speaker 2: then there's a.
Speaker 1: Lot of factors. She entered the cords. Here's a house party,
Speaker 1: So exactly can you play show up?
Speaker 2: I need to understand what this sign looks like.
Speaker 1: The Unich maker drops buy. A cello worth about twenty
Speaker 1: oh two hundred and fifty thousand dollars was stolen from
Speaker 1: a home over the weekend in Seattle. The stolen instrument
Speaker 1: is an eighteen ninety Enrico Marchetti cello. Of course, is
Speaker 1: that the kind of your no idea? But they blue
Speaker 1: and black carbon fiber case. Officers were called to a
Speaker 1: Seattle home for reports of a burglary. The homeowners found
Speaker 1: the home to be broken into, with the door open
Speaker 1: and the window shattered. Police said the cello. Somebody must
Speaker 1: have known about the cello, because you don't really break
Speaker 1: into a house and go I'll take that. Okay, what
Speaker 1: can we get jewelry? Watches? No cham, I'm going for
Speaker 1: the cello over there, Police said. The cello was seen
Speaker 1: on Saturday. So a cello. It's like a violin, but
Speaker 1: it's bigger, right, It's like yo, ma, like the almost
Speaker 1: like a stand up bass, yes, but you sit down
Speaker 1: to play it. It's like a sit down base with
Speaker 1: a fiddle. Yes, that's it. The musical equipment is estimated
Speaker 1: to be worth about two hundred feet. It's a fiddle,
Speaker 1: fiddle string that's tall fiddle. Yeah, it's like if you
Speaker 1: if if you were in Honey I shrunk the kids
Speaker 1: and they asked you to play the fiddle. That's what
Speaker 1: it would look like. That's it. You'd have to play
Speaker 1: the fiddle like that, but not quite as tall as
Speaker 1: a bass. I guess how much normal cello costs, Mike,
Speaker 1: Like if you just wanted to go to the music
Speaker 1: store and get a cello spelled cello c e l
Speaker 1: l o O seven eight hundred bucks c E ll O.
Speaker 1: I have a Charlie Daniel sun fiddle. You do auction?
Speaker 1: I haven't sold it. No, did you get that in
Speaker 1: an oxy or I bought it from Lunchboxes auction, charity
Speaker 1: auction once. I never opened it. It's still in the case.
Speaker 1: Oh for a kid power.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool and I still have it. Is that
Speaker 3: the one that the Johnny took to the Georgia?
Speaker 1: You know? There are rumors word on the street it
Speaker 1: might be the one he fought the devil with. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, dog Mom spends nine one hundred bucks take
Speaker 1: her mom on a month long European vacation across Italy.
Speaker 2: That's not so crazy, sorry staitting a dog, mom.
Speaker 1: It took a dog on a trip. Oh okayay, nine
Speaker 1: hundred bucks for the trip.
Speaker 3: That's like what you would pay for yourself, right, Well, Italy.
Speaker 2: That's your friend, and it's more so a trip for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a pet owners making sure her dog gets the
Speaker 1: royal treatment. She took a month long vacation with her dog, Teddy's,
Speaker 1: a three year old Maltese. The trip was about leisure.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's dumb and it's a lot of money,
Speaker 1: but if you were going with your spouse, it's going
Speaker 1: to cost you that. So that's like your person. But
Speaker 1: it's a dog. It's not like you spent fifty thousand
Speaker 1: bucks on them, right. The two day trip costs about
Speaker 1: four and fifty bucks to ensure Teddy traveled by her side.
Speaker 1: All told, Sophie spent aout nine undred bucks on transportation
Speaker 1: for her dog to get to Italy. Fox News. She's American,
Speaker 1: so they flew from here. Yeah. The thing that weirds
Speaker 1: me out about these really really long flights is when
Speaker 1: people put their animals in those little boxes. The animals
Speaker 1: can't use the bathroom. And if it's like an international
Speaker 1: flight that's like eight nine hours no bathroom, ten hours,
Speaker 1: eleven hours. Where we humans go to the bathroom, we
Speaker 1: just get up and go. Dogs can't do it. Cats
Speaker 1: can't do that.
Speaker 3: I go on a two hour flight, I have to
Speaker 3: go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: It's a good point. I don't know if I want
Speaker 1: to share it. Maybe I'll share it in the second
Speaker 1: half of the post show after that what you got.
Speaker 1: I don't have enough time right now to get to
Speaker 1: it and have an airplane bathroom story, and I'm considering
Speaker 1: not even doing it. We'll see how I feel after
Speaker 1: the mider roal. Season three of The Bear has been revealed.
Speaker 1: The premiere date is June twenty seventh. I never watched
Speaker 1: season two, but I did like season one. This one
Speaker 1: of those shows I forgot to kind of get back
Speaker 1: to and then like other shows, beat it. We're watching
Speaker 1: Hacks right now, season three.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's back.
Speaker 1: Pretty funny, Yeah, Jean Smart she plays basically a version
Speaker 1: of Joan Rivers. Nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 1: No, I know you'd seen that. Oh, they were just
Speaker 1: staring at me, like, what is it? She's like she's,
Speaker 1: you know, in her seventies. She's a comedian kind of
Speaker 1: on her last leg. She was like a big Vegas
Speaker 1: act legendary comedian. It's like her story, but it's a comedy.
Speaker 1: I think she won like big awards for it. I
Speaker 1: never heard of it. If you're like really young or
Speaker 1: really old and you have a successful show, you basically
Speaker 1: win awards because're like, oh wow, like, how cute young
Speaker 1: that person is. They did a great job. Look how
Speaker 1: old that person is back in relevance, they did a
Speaker 1: great job. Like that's the way to win an awards,
Speaker 1: be really old or really young.
Speaker 2: I'd also go back and watch Bear season two. It's good.
Speaker 2: I too forgot about Bear in abandoned season one, and
Speaker 2: then at some point, like at the end of Lush,
Speaker 2: maybe Christmas Brea, I don't know. At some point I
Speaker 2: watched the rest of season one and all of season
Speaker 2: two and I was like, oh really, I'm yeah, we
Speaker 2: are watching It gets a little less stressful.
Speaker 1: We're watching Sugar, but it only comes every week on Fridays.
Speaker 1: Anybody watching this that's the Detective. Okay, you started it,
Speaker 1: but you haven't finished. You've been caught up.
Speaker 3: Let's talk when you catch up Detective and the convertible. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what's his name? What's that actor's name, Colin Farrell? Yeah, okay, Sugar, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's good. See but I saw like the little teaser
Speaker 3: in him. I thought it was like from the forties.
Speaker 1: He loves old movies. Okay, okay, but he is, Sugar,
Speaker 1: He is like a detect Now you're not. He is
Speaker 1: like a detective and he's trying to find somebody, and
Speaker 1: so it's kind of going through. It's good, it's real good. Okay.
Speaker 1: But I hope there are a couple more episodes. I
Speaker 1: hope the last one wasn't the final episode, because if
Speaker 1: it was, it was a wild final episode. But there's
Speaker 1: still so much more. I need to know how many
Speaker 1: total will there be? Okay, and they've done two Okay.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't read any stories about it, Mike, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna watch it, so I would just stay off of
Speaker 1: it completely. Imagine Dragons are selling their new album for
Speaker 1: five million.
Speaker 3: Dollars, like only you're the only one that can own it.
Speaker 1: Imagine Dragons are selling a special edition of their upcoming
Speaker 1: album Loom from more a five million. It turns out
Speaker 1: the Discord exclusive loom limited edition printed digital art puzzle
Speaker 1: vinyl is listed for five million, one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: The band didn't expect anyone to actually pay that price. Instead,
Speaker 1: fans can join the discord to get a promo code
Speaker 1: that drops the price much down to, like, you know,
Speaker 1: twelve bucks, thirteen bucks. So I guess there's one that
Speaker 1: if somebody buys it, they'll make it. Okay, there's nothing
Speaker 1: super limited edition about it. Maybe it's just that it's
Speaker 1: one of one, because there are certain cards that I'll
Speaker 1: buy now, there really aren't a lot different except list
Speaker 1: as one of one. It's literally the only one. There's
Speaker 1: something slightly different, and the values like six times more
Speaker 1: than what one that looks almost just like it would be.
Speaker 1: That's numbered one of twenty. Let me get it. You've
Speaker 1: seen me show up tomorrow with your favorite band ever.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do a little mid roll here, all right,
Speaker 1: let's play a voicemail from Nikona in Montana.
Speaker 6: Just wanted to call and comment on removed those trucks.
Speaker 6: So if it truly needed engine work and as much
Speaker 6: work needed to be done on it, it is very
Speaker 6: possible that it's going to be out for a month,
Speaker 6: especially if it's with a mechanic. That mechanic bean is
Speaker 6: not his full time job, which would be this case.
Speaker 6: Engine work can be very, very complicated. It may involve
Speaker 6: taking the entire engine out, which requires Jackson lyfts and
Speaker 6: a whole bunch of work. Yeah, it's going to be
Speaker 6: out for a while, butefully he does a good job
Speaker 6: and when you get it back you'll not have to
Speaker 6: worry about it.
Speaker 1: Gift, your car is still gone, Yeah, Chase Matthew has it.
Speaker 1: Scuba said it could be a couple more weeks, but
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. I have a backup, so I'm good.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: My wife was just curious. She just said, just wondering
Speaker 1: what's the timeline because I really wasn't given one. But
Speaker 1: now I know. But I guess you're not paying for it, so.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So I'm in a spot where it's all right, this
Speaker 1: is awesome, man, But also my wife's where's your vehicle?
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's like Elmer, I talk like that
Speaker 1: on the podcasts, and you talk like that when you're
Speaker 1: at home or other podcasts.
Speaker 5: Other podcasts.
Speaker 1: I don't know, when was the last night you had
Speaker 1: a night off from your kids. Well, I guess yours
Speaker 1: is every other week. This is easy Eddie night off
Speaker 1: when we travel Austin. When we went to Austin, that
Speaker 1: was nice. What is it like to not have your kids?
Speaker 1: And is there a point where it goes from man,
Speaker 1: it's awesome to not hear it to like I kind
Speaker 1: of miss them, Like what's that threshold? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well I always miss them like so so the heart
Speaker 3: the hard part is like we go on the weekend
Speaker 3: sometimes and like that's hard because that's they have games.
Speaker 3: So I missed being at those games. I love going
Speaker 3: to their games and seeing them do whatever they're gonna do.
Speaker 3: So I miss them always. But the time you missed
Speaker 3: them always, I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't you understand. There are times where you're.
Speaker 2: Just like, oh, it's nice to have a break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But like even when I'm at work, like miss
Speaker 1: him at text me okay, this is bullcap Eddie back.
Speaker 1: She'll text me pictures of like, look, so and so
Speaker 1: just got this award at school and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: love that. That's okay.
Speaker 2: So you don't like that you missed out on an
Speaker 2: event in a way, but you're not.
Speaker 3: I'm not like thinking about them all the time. Like
Speaker 3: you guys, don't think of your kids all the time.
Speaker 1: No, no, you said you miss them even at work?
Speaker 2: You said, do you miss them all the time?
Speaker 1: I missed my kids all the time.
Speaker 2: It's nice when you get a break.
Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't agree with that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't miss them all the time.
Speaker 5: I had a night off when we went to Austin.
Speaker 4: It was amazing, like walking through the airport and not
Speaker 4: having to be like where'd they go?
Speaker 1: Where are they?
Speaker 5: Or going dad dad, dad dad. I just walked through
Speaker 5: the airport.
Speaker 4: It was just me and I had to have to
Speaker 4: worry about it, and I was just like, man, this
Speaker 4: is so peaceful.
Speaker 1: Did you miss him? Do you think Eddie misses his kids?
Speaker 1: Will do? Is it work?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Or is it bullcap Eddie back?
Speaker 5: Bullcrap Eddie's back?
Speaker 4: Like there's no like like right now we're working.
Speaker 5: Do I miss my kids?
Speaker 2: No? I'm gonna but you love them right right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I love them.
Speaker 2: We love our kids, but we don't have to miss
Speaker 2: them all the time.
Speaker 3: Guys, I have four kids Like that make me no, no, no,
Speaker 3: do you understand this is my life? Like my life
Speaker 3: revolves around these four kids, and my job allows me
Speaker 3: to be with them from the.
Speaker 1: Second they get out of school till the day the
Speaker 1: second they go to bed, which is why you probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't miss them all the time. No what but anything
Speaker 1: like you say, you.
Speaker 2: Feel like you're building your case here, Do.
Speaker 1: You miss your job at all?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same thing because you do it every
Speaker 3: single day. So when you're not with them, my job isn't.
Speaker 1: I don't have kids talk for me to make the analogy,
Speaker 1: so I won't.
Speaker 4: But you go play golf like if you if you
Speaker 4: miss your kids that much they're at school.
Speaker 1: Like like my dad on weekends on weekends.
Speaker 3: I don't play golf on the weekends. Well we had before,
Speaker 3: but that's what we're out of town.
Speaker 1: But we've done stuff on the weekends or a Friday
Speaker 1: afternoon or and you're never like, man, I wish you
Speaker 1: want to left them for an hour. I miss my kids.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I think it's healthy to not miss them. I think
Speaker 2: it's healthy to love them and also be okay, like
Speaker 2: getting a break from whatever it is from anybody in
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 1: I mean, of course it's I don't miss you, guys,
Speaker 1: but I missed a job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I can't like my that was my first
Speaker 4: week away from my kids since I heard Vegas in September.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was kids all the time.
Speaker 5: Nice, It was nice.
Speaker 1: But you're saying you miss your kids at work. That's
Speaker 1: that's bull. No, Like I don't like right now they're
Speaker 1: at school, Like you miss them right now?
Speaker 3: Well, I haven't got a text with them, but yesterday
Speaker 3: I did get a text and I thought about that.
Speaker 1: Do you miss them right now?
Speaker 3: No, it's not I'm going to see them in a
Speaker 3: few hours.
Speaker 1: You said you missed them all the time. You're you're
Speaker 1: always gonna say in a few hours in your work, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you don't miss them? Why at work? Define miss them?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Do I want to see that? Do I wish they
Speaker 1: were with me? Like? What what are you? What are
Speaker 1: you trying to say missing someone?
Speaker 2: Because like the different definitions.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you're dating someone, it's like if you text
Speaker 1: them at.
Speaker 2: Work, I miss you, Yeah, but I'm not dating my kids.
Speaker 1: Go with this text my wife, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not your wife if you were dating someone.
Speaker 2: So you're talking about when it's a new and fresh,
Speaker 2: you're like, your kids.
Speaker 1: Are not new and you have a sixteen year old
Speaker 1: and a five year old. Even that, I think you're
Speaker 1: full of crap. Why no, why would I say that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Why would I? How would that make me? Look? Oh,
Speaker 1: I miss my kids. But you say you want to
Speaker 1: donate every organ in your body. I do, though, that's true,
Speaker 1: I do want to donate.
Speaker 4: Now, I see what you're saying, Like when your wife
Speaker 4: takes you a picture, you're like, oh, that's cute, That's
Speaker 4: all I'm saying.
Speaker 5: But that's not missing them.
Speaker 1: How not you thought about them? You miss them? That's cute.
Speaker 1: I wish I was there. My wife's there.
Speaker 2: Because I wish you want to be somewhere.
Speaker 3: But when we're on the road, my wife will face
Speaker 3: time me from their basketball game, Like I wish I
Speaker 3: was there.
Speaker 1: I miss them. What's the difference the fact that you
Speaker 1: said you miss them at work?
Speaker 2: I think your words were I miss them all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do miss them all the time.
Speaker 5: No, but we just asked you miss them at.
Speaker 2: Work and you said no, no of course.
Speaker 1: Okay, guys, okay, well can I patty since you've entered
Speaker 1: the room, I'm not bullcrap Eddy, now You're I'm being
Speaker 1: real with you. I miss my kids. What can I Patty,
Speaker 1: and I ask your question. If it's you're at your
Speaker 1: house and it's you and just the four kids, is
Speaker 1: that enjoyable to you? No? No, No, it's too many
Speaker 1: of them. Wait, that's a bit counter to what how
Speaker 1: did you ever go to?
Speaker 3: When I say I miss my kids, I'm not saying
Speaker 3: I miss every single one of them.
Speaker 1: But you don't miss all the crap out of me?
Speaker 2: You miss a couple of time you have like, yeah,
Speaker 2: like BLOCK missed them.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's the sixteen year old, sometimes it's the nine
Speaker 3: year olds, sometimes the ten year olds.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a five year old. Don't like it if
Speaker 1: it's just you and all four do they gang up
Speaker 1: on us? No, it's terrible.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I kind of get what he's saying.
Speaker 1: Who I think you understand? And then he committed to
Speaker 1: I can appreciate the commitment. No, I truly mean that.
Speaker 2: I will say, with the one week on, one week off,
Speaker 2: I get to where I really miss them, like I'm
Speaker 2: ready for them to be back because they haven't been
Speaker 2: with me, Like I'm ready to have time with them
Speaker 2: and catch.
Speaker 1: Up with them.
Speaker 4: But the first couple of days you're like, oh, I
Speaker 4: can breathe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they're gone for seven days. Of course
Speaker 1: you're going to miss your kids.
Speaker 2: But at first it was hard because it was always
Speaker 2: just a constant reminder of our situation, Like every time
Speaker 2: they would come back and every time they would leave,
Speaker 2: it was like, I hate that, this is what we're doing.
Speaker 4: Like what if you're you're at your house and you
Speaker 4: got you're with your kids and they go to the bathroom,
Speaker 4: are you like, oh, man, I miss them, Eddie does
Speaker 4: because they're gone.
Speaker 2: I don't even let my kids go spend the night
Speaker 2: at other kids houses because I miss them too much.
Speaker 1: That's tough. That's a tough decision to make.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, if my kids tonight are like, hey, can
Speaker 2: I go to the night somewhere? And I'd be like,
Speaker 2: but's your first night back?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: If they all went to someone's house, that'd be yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd miss him. Would you like one they never all
Speaker 3: go to see.
Speaker 1: Would you like for three of them to go but
Speaker 1: you get to pick the one to stay? Yes, so
Speaker 1: you could have okay, yes, yes, but you don't miss
Speaker 1: them at work? Can we?
Speaker 3: I said, yesterday they sent my wife send me a
Speaker 3: picture where my son got an award and he's got
Speaker 3: a little crown because he's the king of class or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, that's cool. I miss him. I
Speaker 1: wish I was there. That's it. Maybe you wish you
Speaker 1: were at that one experience. Yeah, and that's missing them. Hey, Scuba,
Speaker 1: is there any way? It's maybe a big ask on
Speaker 1: a Friday. Is there any way that you could help
Speaker 1: bull crap Beatty leaving regular ready to come back? Could
Speaker 1: you booked that for us? I can book in the
Speaker 1: next five minutes. Okay, yeah, I would like for bullcrap
Speaker 1: Beatty to be of course he does. He has the
Speaker 1: pictures of him on his computer. That's okay. Though they
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you don't miss them. He does miss them, but.
Speaker 2: You always miss your kids at work.
Speaker 7: At work, sometimes I'm so busy I can't I don't
Speaker 7: even think about anything but work.
Speaker 1: That that I realized, Oh crap.
Speaker 5: I have kids.
Speaker 2: Like if you get a week in a way, or
Speaker 2: like you're taking a trip or something, are you like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I need this.
Speaker 1: This is good.
Speaker 7: I mean, every once in a while it is good
Speaker 7: for us to have a little bit of separation, not
Speaker 7: only just from me, but for the kids too, to
Speaker 7: have one on one time with a mom or vice versa.
Speaker 7: I don't miss him twenty four seven, seven days a week.
Speaker 1: I did miss them, but Betty does. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean I do.
Speaker 7: I cannot understand off a level of what you're talking
Speaker 7: about where you miss them, yes, but not like I'm
Speaker 7: not thinking about them and pining for them all the time.
Speaker 1: But if you if I were to say, hey, do
Speaker 1: you miss your kids, and you go like, when I
Speaker 1: come to work, I miss my kids, would you think.
Speaker 3: Would you say I missed my kids all the time,
Speaker 3: all the time. Yeah, if you traveled as much as
Speaker 3: I did, and you were gone from him as much
Speaker 3: as I.
Speaker 1: Was, you don't travel that much? What do you mean
Speaker 1: we travel all the time. I know how much I travel,
Speaker 1: and that's more than what you travel, because you travel
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: Travel is down and back, and you don't have the
Speaker 2: same day.
Speaker 1: But you don't have same day, but you don't travel
Speaker 1: the same day.
Speaker 2: We traveled for raging idiots.
Speaker 1: Well that's that's that's what we were just in Austin.
Speaker 2: That's all were yet.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not saying that's any different. And then two
Speaker 3: weeks before that, we traveled.
Speaker 1: Where we go exactly?
Speaker 2: Where do we go Florida overnight?
Speaker 1: No, okay, it's just got long day at work. I'll
Speaker 1: see you guys when I go exactly anyway. We don't
Speaker 1: even care. Do you want me to come back? Your
Speaker 1: bullcrap eddie? But I want you to leave your sound
Speaker 1: effect and we can have bull crap Eddie walk out.
Speaker 1: That's so not fair. Normal Eddie back in, normal Eddie back.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, I'm back. Oh hey, I don't want to
Speaker 3: talk at my kids. Dude, I hate my kids.
Speaker 1: I got move on. I like to thank everybody for
Speaker 1: not eating my M and m's on my desk. No
Speaker 1: one had to eat them. Don't eat them? Why? Well there,
Speaker 1: I brought them back because they're special and people have
Speaker 1: been asking me what they're even for. They've not been eaten,
Speaker 1: They've not been touched. Those eminem's have my face on them,
Speaker 1: but they have been eaten. They have not been eaten. Sure,
Speaker 1: I'm positive it looks like some are missing. No, this
Speaker 1: lid has never come off and this is still still
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought that they were eating.
Speaker 2: No, but they look good, So what's up with them?
Speaker 1: Look at them?
Speaker 2: I know I see your face. But like, you're never
Speaker 2: going to eat Eminem?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with that? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was I just thought it was cool.
Speaker 1: They made like a it's like a wine bottle.
Speaker 2: That's a cool gift. Eddie could get Eminem's with all
Speaker 2: his kids' faces on them, so they No, I.
Speaker 1: Hate my kids, So that about that? Yeah, he's not here.
Speaker 1: You're talking to real Eddy. I hate my kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when you when you missed them to eat a
Speaker 1: few m and ms the face on it, I'll eat
Speaker 1: all those one myself and they're with you. Then it's
Speaker 1: there in your belly. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, uh, all right, that's cool.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have our our chiropractor friend in when Don
Speaker 1: Bradshaw next week.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm desperate.
Speaker 1: Bradshaw. I don't know his first name, Doctor Bradshaw. I
Speaker 1: give him the respect he deserves. Might not be here
Speaker 1: his name?
Speaker 5: What is Kevin?
Speaker 3: Kevin Bradshaw? That doesn't sound right.
Speaker 1: Where did Jonathan come? I don't know. There's a whole
Speaker 1: story about Is it dangerous to crack your own back
Speaker 1: or neck? Can you do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can crack your own back? Yeah, yeah, little Mike,
Speaker 1: we have me that story? Oh if you twist, yes,
Speaker 1: I can't lay on the ground to put my knees
Speaker 1: over and cry and like get it to pop.
Speaker 2: And then some people can just like do this with
Speaker 2: their head, crack their neck.
Speaker 1: Was it you that same me? The story?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm like, I pop my stuff all the
Speaker 2: time in right now I need to be popped right now.
Speaker 2: I'm in pain since iHeart.
Speaker 1: And the question is should you crack your own back
Speaker 1: and neck? And but he's going to come in and
Speaker 1: we'll talk about what. Because again, when they do that
Speaker 1: thing on your head, it's like better, that's that's scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every time I'm like, well this could be it,
Speaker 2: but it's okay, it's worth it because I'm in pain.
Speaker 1: Why not to pop your own necker? But and I
Speaker 1: think that is fine if you have an expert, do it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely Why not to pop your own necker back? The
Speaker 1: joints above and below of the back and neck will
Speaker 1: move too much to compensate, la la la, commit to
Speaker 1: stretching instead regular physical activity. Oh, these are hard stuff.
Speaker 1: I just take the risk.
Speaker 2: But I like that thing where someone picks me up
Speaker 2: and pops my back.
Speaker 1: That's not yourself doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but y'all don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I could pick you up, I know, but you don't
Speaker 2: know what you're doing now.
Speaker 1: Or like if I lay on the ground, my daughter
Speaker 1: ravel like an X and I grab you and I
Speaker 1: shaked up out of you.
Speaker 2: And right, but I don't think that that's safe.
Speaker 1: His name's Kevin. Are you stilling that? Ken? The whole
Speaker 1: point is if you should avoid cracking your own back
Speaker 1: or neck or your kid walking on it. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's bad. It feels okay. Just if you
Speaker 1: miss him. Who misses their kids? Not me. We'll bring
Speaker 1: him in next week and just talk about doctor Bradshaw.
Speaker 1: Don't disrespect him? Are you disrespecting the doctor when you
Speaker 1: call him other first name? I feel like when people
Speaker 1: call me Bobby, I feel just because you're a doctor,
Speaker 1: I think some Yeah, I think so. I think they've
Speaker 1: I think everybody's different, probably, but I think some doctors
Speaker 1: have worked very hard and they want to have that
Speaker 1: and they've earned that prestigious doctor. Unless you know them personally,
Speaker 1: like really knew them personally other than the doctor, I
Speaker 1: think you only know them as a doctor, you probably
Speaker 1: should call them doctor.
Speaker 2: I interviewed a neurosurgeon yesterday for my podcast and I
Speaker 2: was like, so, doctor, his name is doctor Lee Warren.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what what do what do I
Speaker 2: call you doctor Warren? And you can just call me Lee?
Speaker 2: And I was like the podcast, like you're a neurosurgeon.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like fame, know where you get so famous
Speaker 1: that you just cool again, like you're just chill and nice,
Speaker 1: and because I just want to be treated normally. You're secure,
Speaker 1: you know, if you're a neuro surgeon, you're like extra
Speaker 1: let you're so secure with your doctor inness you don't
Speaker 1: even need to be called it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They never asked for that on an airplane either, a neurosurgeon.
Speaker 1: On the flight, it's always like we need a doctor
Speaker 1: like a heart or something. But yeah, I think most doctors,
Speaker 1: if it's your doctor, you don't go on and call
Speaker 1: them Clint unless they tell you to. It's like a
Speaker 1: coach for the most part, you call them coach whatever
Speaker 1: unless they say call me blank. But if you met
Speaker 1: them like outside of the like this, I don't think
Speaker 1: you call a coach coach if you met them out okay,
Speaker 1: like at a restaurant, because doctor would be probably per person,
Speaker 1: but I think maybe be first name. Hey, I'm It's tough.
Speaker 1: Depends what kind of doctor. And if they really value that,
Speaker 1: because I'm doing they deserve it. If they're good malpractice lawsuits,
Speaker 1: let's look at them. I think that's pretty much it.
Speaker 1: I did see the real life Martha from Baby Reindeer
Speaker 1: is going to be interviewed by Morgan if it doesn't
Speaker 1: happen already. You guys haven't watched Baby Reindeer. No no,
Speaker 1: I'm aware of a massive, massive show now and the
Speaker 1: real life she denied it was her forever and now
Speaker 1: she's going to be interviewed. And that's funny. Anything else
Speaker 1: I wanted to do? You don't. You're the house stuff
Speaker 1: this weekend, So don't forget everybody, as dumpster's there for you.
Speaker 2: Oh I have stuff, it's there, it's ready, perfect, it's ready.
Speaker 1: I got boxes.
Speaker 2: They even gave me like a bigger one for same
Speaker 2: price as the smaller one, because I don't know it
Speaker 2: is all they had or something. So then because I
Speaker 2: wanted to pay for this, I wanted the smaller one
Speaker 2: and they're like, hey, well we got this size and
Speaker 2: we'll just go ahead and offer you the same rate
Speaker 2: for the other. I was like, wow, And when it
Speaker 2: showed up, it's big.
Speaker 1: It's big, how big?
Speaker 2: Big? Like seriously, come put yourself.
Speaker 1: Is it like the one behind the bigger gas stations?
Speaker 5: What are you throwing away? I thought was gone?
Speaker 2: I totally I tell you, I wanted the smaller one.
Speaker 2: They gave me the bigger one.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: But I'm saying, like, why do you need a dumpster
Speaker 4: if you have your stuff was already gone.
Speaker 2: There's some stuff, okay, I get it. Some of his
Speaker 2: stuff is still in the attic. So I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to call him and he's gonna have to come over
Speaker 2: and make some decisions like do you want to take
Speaker 2: this with you or would you like for me to
Speaker 2: put it in the big red dumpster outside?
Speaker 3: But if it's still it's in the attic, he doesn't
Speaker 3: just throw it away.
Speaker 2: No, there's things up there that I know you should take.
Speaker 2: There's stuff that I ended up from. No, it's in
Speaker 2: the attic, and I get it. We didn't like sort
Speaker 2: through every single thing. And there's things that I ended
Speaker 2: up getting from my dad when he died in my
Speaker 2: mom's house, like just stuff I never took the time
Speaker 2: to go through that. I need to go through and
Speaker 2: be like I bought all these organizational bins, and it's like,
Speaker 2: if I'm keeping it, it goes in the bin. If
Speaker 2: it can be donated, it's donated. If it's trash, it
Speaker 2: goes in the dumpster.
Speaker 5: Like what are you throwing away? He got furniture.
Speaker 2: Also, there's some major yard bushes and trees.
Speaker 1: They can palette wrap it out and te us what's
Speaker 1: in it, and then we'll offer no.
Speaker 2: But there's also like I'm trying to think of anything
Speaker 2: like a big are in your yard. No, they they
Speaker 2: died during the freeze and I need to dig them
Speaker 2: up and then now I'll just chunk them in the dumpster.
Speaker 1: Why don't we burn those little little fire in the back.
Speaker 2: Complicated, But.
Speaker 1: It's complicated to burn the trees.
Speaker 2: To have a bomb fire in my yard in my
Speaker 2: neighbor dolster fill up, dumpster fire.
Speaker 1: I don't really what the show is. Sometimes this can
Speaker 1: be that here you put all your pictures, I mean,
Speaker 1: all the pictures you take in are they going up somewhere?
Speaker 1: What of the house?
Speaker 2: But oh yeah, like you too, I guess the realtor
Speaker 2: took pictures.
Speaker 1: Oh you weren't there for this shoot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I was here working in the She wanted
Speaker 2: updated photos, like to help. I guess it like looks good,
Speaker 2: so I organized it and looks We'll go in my closet.
Speaker 2: I made my pantry look so good.
Speaker 1: Is it listed?
Speaker 2: Not yet?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: But you open my pantry and it's like I put
Speaker 2: all the good food in there. I think I told
Speaker 2: her that it's for like you open it up and
Speaker 2: you're like, I want to live here.
Speaker 1: Oh so you put stunt food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I have some good food, but I've
Speaker 2: bought like extra extra extra good food that like looked pretty,
Speaker 2: and my kids are gonna be so excited they.
Speaker 1: Get to eat it? Or is it stuff food? They're
Speaker 1: just props. Yeah, they can eat it.
Speaker 5: The props.
Speaker 2: They can eat some of it. Not that the pictures
Speaker 2: are taken. But then if the house is being shown,
Speaker 2: then I need things refilled.
Speaker 1: Ope, everybody has a good weekend. Yeah, see you guys
Speaker 1: back on Monday. Hopefully.
Speaker 2: Why might see all this weekend if you come to
Speaker 2: the dumpster, I don't know you guys.
Speaker 1: I didn't buy tickets. The only tickets the show. I
Speaker 1: need to check see if markets happened one time, some bonfire.
Speaker 2: Oh you said tickets to what that you meant to
Speaker 2: my dumpster?
Speaker 1: Hey? You a dumpster. You guys want to go to
Speaker 1: a show tonight. No, we do not want to go
Speaker 1: to Tuesday's gone. Okay, I got tickets. We can't wait
Speaker 1: to see the pictures.
Speaker 3: I got six tickets. You have six, I say six,
Speaker 3: six tickets, and I think my one of my boys
Speaker 3: gonna come with me.
Speaker 2: Well that's good because you missing so much.
Speaker 1: Actually, I just got a picture one of my boys.
Speaker 1: Have fine with his shirt off, have fun, just chilling
Speaker 1: at the part you're missing. Go be with him. Hey,
Speaker 1: go go be with him. Alight. That's it. We'll see
Speaker 1: you guys Monday. Buy Everyboddy