WEBVTT - Uncle Johnny Phone Taps Uncle Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Garrett phone tapped Uncle Johnny. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>set it up?

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<v Speaker 3>What happened? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>So we got an email from our listener, Christina, who

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<v Speaker 4>told us her uncle Craig has a great talent. He

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<v Speaker 4>thinks he sounds like Uncle Johnny, to the point where

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<v Speaker 4>Craig has gone out to bars and people have been

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<v Speaker 4>giving him free drinks because they think he's Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>So we decided to use Craig's talent and phone tap

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<v Speaker 4>our very own Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait listen.

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<v Speaker 3>In Hello zero, Hey Johnny is Garrett.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I've just gotten several emails about something that

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you should know about. Yeah, there's this guy

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<v Speaker 4>that has been going around claiming to be Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>Get out.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, he's causing some trouble. He got thrown out

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<v Speaker 4>of a bar for getting into a fight with the guys.

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<v Speaker 4>He's giving you a bad name around town, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>He said he's gone to the Monster before. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>he's literally copying your life. Oh god, this is just

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<v Speaker 4>a bad look for us at the radio station, certainly.

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<v Speaker 3>But we don't need any of this. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, it's my repretation. He's ruining, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>And the interesting part is, so I decided to call him,

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<v Speaker 4>and he is telling me that he's Uncle Johnny, like

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<v Speaker 4>you know, you know what. I'll put you on hold

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<v Speaker 4>and you can listen in. But I want you to

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<v Speaker 4>hear what this guy sounds like. You know, he have

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<v Speaker 4>a start hold on. He doesn't know that I'm talking

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<v Speaker 4>to you. So, hey, Uncle Johnny, I'm sorry. Well this

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<v Speaker 4>was a little busy. I'm sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, lady going on?

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<v Speaker 4>So you're telling me that I should come out and

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<v Speaker 4>have a drink with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and you know I want to get back into

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<v Speaker 1>the studio and you know, I guess a whole cocktail

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<v Speaker 1>should make Maybe we could do it monday. You could

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<v Speaker 1>have me back and we condmit something.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, Hello. Would you like

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<v Speaker 3>to like me to come with you? This is Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like me to come with you? No, this

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<v Speaker 3>is uncle No. No, you're talking to the real one now, no, no, no, hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyways, you're not mean, I could tell you. I could,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm dying to see you. Yes, I'll meet you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>where do you want to meet you, and I could.

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<v Speaker 1>You could come out and visit me and at Cherry's

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<v Speaker 1>on the Bay and on Fire Island. I set you

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<v Speaker 1>up with a beautiful drink.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, phony, he's copying everything I do.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you crazy? So I'll get you to come

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<v Speaker 1>over to Fire Island?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you cute? Ask Elvis what to do about this?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that because you could trace the call. If

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<v Speaker 3>you can trace where the call is coming from, we've

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<v Speaker 3>had him online long enough. And then uh, and then

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<v Speaker 3>we'll notify the police that because it's ruining my reputation.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, trace him? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you crazy? You're both full of cops? Is

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<v Speaker 1>a copyright infringement. I got a lot of money tied

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<v Speaker 1>up in these T shirts?

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<v Speaker 3>You know? Really? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>What have you banana T shirts? I make a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Listen to this guy. He's trying to say

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<v Speaker 1>his uncle Johnny. Yeah, he doesn't even sound like him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's awful.

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<v Speaker 3>Would I have a too pay like this on?

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<v Speaker 1>If I wasn't Uncle Johnny. You can tell it's a

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<v Speaker 1>too pay? Can't you?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy?

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<v Speaker 4>You cannot tell Uncle Johnny see what I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Well, apparently we've got to get in touch with

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<v Speaker 3>the police as something.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call the cops right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you should. And this is somebody. He's gone

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<v Speaker 3>all over the town impersonating me and they got kicked

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<v Speaker 3>out of miles think like this, and now he's taken

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<v Speaker 3>over my hope Asana.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you Bananish hor Oh my god, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>What to do. We're going to get the police or something.

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<v Speaker 4>We called some of the listeners that have met him

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<v Speaker 4>to and they said that he even tried to sell

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<v Speaker 4>them drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, this guy listen, Hello, you buddy for whoever you listen,

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<v Speaker 3>You're ruining my reputation. You're really starting to aggrevate me. Now.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want anybody selling drugs in my name, are

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<v Speaker 3>using my t shirts or anything else. Do you shut up?

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<v Speaker 3>If I see you, I break your head. You're not

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<v Speaker 3>with me, buddy. Hello, lady, I'm telling you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's oba nothing, It's oba what are you a tough guy?

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<v Speaker 3>I am a tough guy. Am I hell of a

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<v Speaker 3>lot tougher than you? Baby? You get no, don'ty I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not even going to play this game with you. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not with you anymore. You're screwing up Elvis Duran's his reputation,

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<v Speaker 3>the radio and everybody around town. I will hunt you

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<v Speaker 3>down and I will have you arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>Vodka and you're trying to perpetrate a fraud here.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not trying to perpetrate anything. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>perpetrate you.

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<v Speaker 1>Pictures of me skinny dipping out in Palm Springs a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Well good, are you follow me on Twitter? What's the

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<v Speaker 3>big deal? Anybody could do that? You listen?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? You're to fraud me?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? I want to meet you. I want to

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<v Speaker 3>meet you now.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to meet you too.

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<v Speaker 3>Where are you my gonna know? You? Tell me where

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<v Speaker 3>to meet you this afternoon? Well, allow me where to

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<v Speaker 3>meet you this afternoon, you're idiot. I live right by

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<v Speaker 3>Madison Square Garden. You know what? Yes, well come over.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, then the street from Madison Square.

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<v Speaker 3>I live in Madison Square Garden, So come on over,

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<v Speaker 3>come on, come on, you want to come on? Send

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<v Speaker 3>a picture?

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<v Speaker 1>You can see me on YouTube making a banana surprise

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<v Speaker 1>like welemen on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna smack you so high your mother's gonna feel it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, uncle, Johnny, Please bananas, you got tapped?

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<v Speaker 3>Got out?

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<v Speaker 1>How you going?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to show you who is who is my

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<v Speaker 3>who's playing Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 4>That's Craig. He actually has been getting free drinks at

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<v Speaker 4>bars because people think he's Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>Get out. That was a phone tap. They phone taped me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you listen, Uncle Johnny. You've been a very good sport.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm saying, how is this guy Banana? Uncle Johnny,

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<v Speaker 3>why are you crazy? So I'm upset that I felt

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<v Speaker 3>for that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know what, Uncle Johnny, I've in my years

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<v Speaker 2>of knowing you, I have never heard you like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost got to tear in my eye because you

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<v Speaker 2>fought to the end. You are just pretty amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. But I was really upset there.

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<v Speaker 2>I know because you want to you you wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>protect yourself and us, and you're the best, Uncle Johnny.

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<v Speaker 1>That was correct.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 3>all participants.

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<v Speaker 4>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 4>the Morning Show