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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame only on the new hits

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Speaker 1: one oh six by one. Hello. Hello, this is Officer

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Speaker 1: Peter North calling from the police department. I was looking

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Speaker 1: for a Trevor. Yeah, so you just admitted that openly. Trevor. Uh, well, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: that is my name. Can I help you with something?

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Speaker 1: You absolutely can help me with something. You can help

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Speaker 1: me by ending your reign of terror on this city.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, okay, Trevor, you can knock it off. Does

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Speaker 1: it look like I was born yesterday? Oh I can't

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Speaker 1: see you because I'm on the phone with you, right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that was a figure of speech, Trevor. Does it sound

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Speaker 1: like I was born yesterday? No, sir, Yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 1: think so. I have the robust sound of a forty

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Speaker 1: something year old man, don't I. I guess so. Does

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Speaker 1: my voice sound robust to you? I sure I thought so.

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Speaker 1: So I wasn't born yesterday. So you hear that, Trevor. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You're trying to peddle me a line

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Speaker 1: of bullet and you know what I'm doing? What not

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Speaker 1: buying it? Okay? You sure you got to write Trevor. Trevor,

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Speaker 1: there you go. You're trying to sell me a sack

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Speaker 1: of dung, and you know what I'm doing, not buying it? Ding,

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Speaker 1: ding ding. I know what you've been up to, Trevor. Sure,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. And you sound real,

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Speaker 1: you sound real angry. I am angry. I'm always angry

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Speaker 1: when I have to talk to people like you. You

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Speaker 1: have exactly three unpaid parking tickets totaling five hundred and

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Speaker 1: thirty dollars, but four fees, Trevor, So that's why you're

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Speaker 1: calling me. Oh okay, Well I get to a guy

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Speaker 1: like you, this seems like an innocent crime. Let me

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Speaker 1: read those numbers off to you again. You got your

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Speaker 1: ears open. Now you got three unpaid parking tickets totaling

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Speaker 1: five hundred and thirty dollars, and that's before the fees.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know it was that much, just for you know, parking,

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Speaker 1: And that's what they all say. You owe the city

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Speaker 1: two thousand, one hundred and fifty four dollars and I'm

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Speaker 1: coming to collective. Wait, you just said it was like

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Speaker 1: five hundred something. I had to get up to two thousand.

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Speaker 1: I'll ask the questions here, but I'll also I'll also

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Speaker 1: give you an answer to that one, because that was

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Speaker 1: a good question. I'm asking the questions because i'm parking

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Speaker 1: enforcement you're not, but also good questions. So here's an

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Speaker 1: answer five hundred and thirty dollars for those. Don't yell

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Speaker 1: at me. I'm not yelling, sir. Okay, it sounds like

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Speaker 1: you're raising your voice to me. Huh. I'm just kind

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Speaker 1: of scared right now because you're yelling at me. You're

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Speaker 1: going off on me, and I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to answer your ridiculously appropriate question, and I'm

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Speaker 1: angry that you thought of it. Here you go, three

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Speaker 1: unpaid parking tickets five hundred and thirty dollars. Then we

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Speaker 1: talk on the fees two thousand, one hundred fifty four dollars.

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Speaker 1: The fees are why it's up that much, the feast

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Speaker 1: that high. So how do I get payment from you?

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Speaker 1: I don't have two thousand dollars. Can't give you any

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Speaker 1: money right now because I don't have it. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: know what, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, I've got a saying that

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Speaker 1: I created down here at the department, and you know

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Speaker 1: what it is, Oh, I don't. Of course you don't.

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Speaker 1: You know why why? Because you never met me before

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Speaker 1: and you've never been down to the department to know

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Speaker 1: that I created a saying. That's why. Okay, okay, do

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Speaker 1: you want to know what the saying is? I guess so.

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Speaker 1: If you can't pay the fine, don't do the crime,

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Speaker 1: pretty clever. I just think that's way too much money.

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Speaker 1: You must have some numbers wrong. I'm not Trevor. I'm

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Speaker 1: not talking about the money right now. I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: the saying that I created. Isn't it pretty fantastic going

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Speaker 1: on here? What's going on here is that this is

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Speaker 1: a joke. What this is actually Jewel from the Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Oh, your friend

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Speaker 1: Rachel set you up. Wait wait Rachel did this. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she said that you always brag about never paying parking tickets.

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Speaker 1: I don't pay part. I know it's obvious and it's

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Speaker 1: going to change from this point on. You know why why?

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Speaker 1: Because if you can't do the crime, wait, I mess

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Speaker 1: it up. If you can't pay the fine, don't do

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Speaker 1: the what, don't do the crack? Exactly? Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil phone pranks. We'd say mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties only on the new hits one oh six point

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Speaker 1: one