Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Unidentified
Speaker 1: aerial trendomenon courtesy of the gross face killer on the discord.
Speaker 1: I would have also accepted Miles has a sinus trenfection,
Speaker 1: because Miles is out with a sinus trenfection. Anyways, I'm
Speaker 1: Jack and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by
Speaker 1: mister Blake Wickline.
Speaker 2: Aka Osmosis Drones.
Speaker 1: Drone Jones in for some drones in Bro. What else
Speaker 1: is there? What else? What else? Drones plays on words? Uh, Blake,
Speaker 1: it's wonderful to have you. Thank you so much. It's
Speaker 1: he it's still drone city out there in the guy. Uh,
Speaker 1: you are in New Jersey, but you're in northern Jersey.
Speaker 1: And as we talk about on tomorrow's episode, or maybe not,
Speaker 1: I think it was actually off Mike. Uh, it's it's
Speaker 1: a South Jersey phenomenon most I think the drones are
Speaker 1: really going going wild over the Jersey Shore, the Philly
Speaker 1: Jersey area.
Speaker 2: So it's it's a new ride I think on the
Speaker 2: Atlantic City Boardwalk where it's just an just an unmanned drone.
Speaker 2: You just hop in it and you'd probably be better
Speaker 2: off on that than in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Man, the Boardwalk T shirts are going to be having
Speaker 1: a fucking blast with the drone stuff next year.
Speaker 2: They've really gotten with the times. Those T shirts have
Speaker 2: really stopped using words that society stopped using fifty years ago. No,
Speaker 2: they still do. They still do.
Speaker 1: Don't blame me. I voted for the drones. Huh is
Speaker 1: that even mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean I do feel like the drones
Speaker 1: have kind of left the very peak like headline headline
Speaker 1: news Drudge is no longer headlined by the drug or
Speaker 1: by drones. The drone report down that they're looking for something,
Speaker 1: government urges state to calm down fed Many reported objects
Speaker 1: include aircraft and stars. So it does feel like some
Speaker 1: of the myth debunking is kind of rising up percolating
Speaker 1: up to the headlines when it comes to the drones.
Speaker 1: Although another headline New Jersey residents suffering alarming symptoms after
Speaker 1: encounters with drones, So uh, yeah.
Speaker 2: They were hit they were hit by.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is going to be the new like fentanyl poisoning,
Speaker 1: where like somebody walks by, uh, you know, a homeless
Speaker 1: encampment and then is uh suddenly taken down by ventanyl fumes.
Speaker 1: Now it's going to be just like near body contact
Speaker 1: with a drone. A drone flew over my house and
Speaker 1: now I can no longer smell out of my left nostril.
Speaker 2: You know, I can't go to work a Sinn drone,
Speaker 2: thank you. And that is why it he still got it.
Speaker 2: That's why I still got it. I was that why. Yeah,
Speaker 2: people ask why does Blake still got it? And that's
Speaker 2: why it's primarily that and exclusively that and that. But
Speaker 2: I was in an exclusive exclusive. I was in find
Speaker 2: those exclusive sorry, f I was in Liberty State Park,
Speaker 2: which is in North Jersey across from Lower Manhattan where
Speaker 2: you look at the Statue of Liberty Ellis Islands there,
Speaker 2: and there was a sign and it said no campfires,
Speaker 2: no tents, no drones. And I'm like, did they put
Speaker 2: up a no drone sign? And I just realized it's
Speaker 2: always no drones. So no drones there ever, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: just can't be flying them around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, drones are. They have existed and they've been annoying
Speaker 1: as fuck to if you say so for a long time.
Speaker 1: If you say so, yeah, you don't believe it, Blake.
Speaker 1: Let's get into some non drone stories up first. Drone.
Speaker 1: No Up. First, we have a Subway come in for
Speaker 1: taco bell with a new menu item that I'm not
Speaker 1: as mad at as I probably should be. They are
Speaker 1: foot long Dorrito's nachos. They are just you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's basically one of those paper kind of bowl tray
Speaker 1: things that you would carry a foot long hot dog
Speaker 1: in like at a baseball game. God yeah, filled with
Speaker 1: doritos with some what I'm going to assume is Subway
Speaker 1: American cheese like triangles. You know how their American cheese
Speaker 1: comes in triangles.
Speaker 2: Makes me so mad. Yeah, give me the whole damn
Speaker 2: American cheese. Leg Give me the square, you son of
Speaker 2: a bitch. That's what I say to the person working across,
Speaker 2: and I spit. You see my spit hitting the splash
Speaker 2: guard as I as I say, give me the square,
Speaker 2: you son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: I couldn't that's what any other way you talking. I
Speaker 1: couldn't picture it any other way. Then then a layer
Speaker 1: of chili, which I don't know is that a thing
Speaker 1: you can get at subway Like this feels like they
Speaker 1: are just yeah, pulling pulling a taco bell in the
Speaker 1: sense that they're just mixing and matching Italian chili that
Speaker 1: they have their Italian chili, some slices of upano, and
Speaker 1: then the only thing that I really object to here
Speaker 1: is that they appear to be doing a zig zag
Speaker 1: drizzle of Chipotle mayonnaise on top of this, which absolutely
Speaker 1: unnecessary but crazy. I don't like mayonnaise on my nachos.
Speaker 2: Yeah I do.
Speaker 1: I am personally somebody who thinks the rest is necessary.
Speaker 1: I am. I've long ridden for Doritos as uh, you know,
Speaker 1: just treating Doritos like normal tortilla chips, heatings. Also with
Speaker 1: Dorrito's eating acme only with Dorito's, they're great, you know,
Speaker 1: in combination with other things, Dorrito's nachos sounds like a
Speaker 1: great idea. And I do love the Dorito's locos tacos
Speaker 1: from Taco Bell, So maybe it's coasting a bit off
Speaker 1: of that reputation, but I'm kind of on board for.
Speaker 2: This as a friend as your As your friend, Blake,
Speaker 2: I do want to give you a cautionary piece of
Speaker 2: advice and with your using Dorrito's, because you're leveling up
Speaker 2: a chip obviously, it's like why deny yourself something already
Speaker 2: with deliciousness on it? And then adding more deliciousness. I
Speaker 2: understand that. Sure. When I was at a senior a
Speaker 2: senior in college, I weighed thirty pounds heavier than I
Speaker 2: am now. And here's why, Okay, because I would I
Speaker 2: tried to revamp the whole nacho thing myself and instead
Speaker 2: of using tortilla chips, I used kettle chips, and instead
Speaker 2: of nacho stuff, I would make pizza nachos on kettle chips,
Speaker 2: and I would put pizza sauce on it, a five
Speaker 2: blend cheese from Trader Giotto's, and then I would put
Speaker 2: chicken nuggets that I would cut up frozen chicken nuggets
Speaker 2: on there. And believe it or I from that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think I think is well taken that
Speaker 2: the reason that people don't use doritos as a base
Speaker 2: in anything is is.
Speaker 1: Not because they don't think it will taste good. It's
Speaker 1: because it's a ridiculous health risk, and it will taste good.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. It'll taste great. So I figured out
Speaker 1: I figured this thing out, guys, where you can like
Speaker 1: have nachos and then like four or five cigarettes and
Speaker 1: it's really satisfying, satisfying way to just like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: punch up your bell nacho experience and handle a gin,
Speaker 1: drink a whole handle a gin too. The cigarettes taste,
Speaker 1: take the bite out of the gin, and they do,
Speaker 1: you know, all right, point taking lake once again once again,
Speaker 1: I do. I do run all of.
Speaker 2: My health ideas through Blake, so which is a great idea.
Speaker 2: And that's and that's how we got to the perch
Speaker 2: we're on today looking down the rest of this country.
Speaker 1: All right, young voters are saying that they believe the
Speaker 1: United Healthcare CEO killing is acceptable, which based on the Internet,
Speaker 1: I would have said, seems low because it seems that
Speaker 1: shit seemed the popular.
Speaker 2: At the lowest.
Speaker 1: So I have people are reporting this like wow, the
Speaker 1: young people have lost their mind. But this seemed very
Speaker 1: low to me. This is actually kind of moment for
Speaker 1: me that the internet. And I say this all the time, Blake,
Speaker 1: I say, go out and touch grass because the Internet
Speaker 1: is not real life. Okay, the Internet is not real life.
Speaker 2: And that's my ring tone. You saying that on my phone,
Speaker 2: and people think you're in the room. Actually, my grandmother,
Speaker 2: who's also a listener of the podcast, thinks you're in
Speaker 2: the room, and then she rings her Bell. But no,
Speaker 2: I you you did say something apparently you've said it before.
Speaker 2: No bit that I've been laughing about all day. Where
Speaker 2: with the Luigi Mangioni thing where you were like, all right, listen,
Speaker 2: I know everybody's psyched about this guy right now, but
Speaker 2: we're gonna learn more about him, and he's They're never perfect,
Speaker 2: you know, like these guys you here. Yeah, these assassins
Speaker 2: that we lie inize, these hot smoke and assassins, there's
Speaker 2: always something a little bit off about them. And no,
Speaker 2: I've been laughing all day about it. But yeah, forty
Speaker 2: one percent. But what's acceptable mean? I think that's a
Speaker 2: tricky term. It is both lower than.
Speaker 1: I would have expected based on what we've seen on
Speaker 1: the internet, and probably the highest approval rating that any
Speaker 1: assassin has ever had with any group of people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is true, with the possible exception of the bin
Speaker 1: laden guy who turned out to you know, not be
Speaker 1: that cool.
Speaker 2: Oh, the seal who attacked, the seal who attacked, who
Speaker 2: broke over that man's home, who broke and entered into
Speaker 2: mister Lyons home.
Speaker 1: We're just telling We're just saying facts here, folks. By
Speaker 1: the way, speaking of the Mangione, uh the within hours
Speaker 1: of his arrest. You know, the internet was already fan
Speaker 1: casting Dave Franco in the lead role of the Inevitable
Speaker 1: Ryan Murphy Netflix series, but that that has yet to
Speaker 1: come to fruition. Ryan Murphy's dragging his feet on this one.
Speaker 1: We are getting a documentary or three about the case
Speaker 1: Alec Gibney, who made Taxi the Dark Side as well
Speaker 1: as which I don't I don't know Taxi the Dark Side.
Speaker 1: I do know Scientology. The Scientology documentary Going Clear, which
Speaker 1: was pretty solid. Although did you read the book Going Clear?
Speaker 1: This is just my way of a right people tell
Speaker 1: me the book than that it was better than the documentary.
Speaker 1: I will say the documentary like documentary like left out
Speaker 1: the whole Shelley Misscavige thing, or like it didn't really
Speaker 1: run with that one as much, which is like one
Speaker 1: of the wildest aspects of the book, which is that
Speaker 1: the head of Scientology's wife has been had been like
Speaker 1: missing for years at that point. God. But anyways, his
Speaker 1: documentary is being described as an investigative deep dive that
Speaker 1: will ask how killers are created, what this killing said
Speaker 1: about our society and the values we place on who
Speaker 1: lives and who dies, which is what I would exactly
Speaker 1: what I would expect it to be. I don't know
Speaker 1: did they write that blurb with chat GPT, no way
Speaker 1: to know.
Speaker 2: No way to know? That's going clear to me? It
Speaker 2: seems like they're going clear into this this murder. Yeah,
Speaker 2: clear eye, that's right, full hearts. There's also clear.
Speaker 1: The person who made the Amanda Knox Netflix series is
Speaker 1: making a documentary which raises important questions about vigilantism, the
Speaker 1: devastating cost of a privatized healthcare system, and the inevitability
Speaker 1: of violence when peaceful change is seen as impossible, so
Speaker 1: that one feels a little bit more on the side
Speaker 1: of the people of Luigi Mangioni. And then there's also
Speaker 1: one that they're rushing out for February this coming February,
Speaker 1: produced by the Quiet on the Set people, the people
Speaker 1: who made that Quiet on the Set series about abuses
Speaker 1: behind the scenes of like nicol and other children's programming.
Speaker 2: So my least favorite thing in a documentary is having
Speaker 2: any clarity whatsoever. So as if we can get this
Speaker 2: out tonight, if we can get any right, any of
Speaker 2: this out, please buy like.
Speaker 1: A documentary that just summarizes the things that we all know.
Speaker 1: Like it's like just it's like an extended nightly news
Speaker 1: teaser where they're like not saying anything anyone doesn't already know,
Speaker 1: but it's like built in the world of like, but
Speaker 1: people need their nightly news. I was like, no, it
Speaker 1: turns out they get information. It's the only way. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break, we'll come back. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about some movies, and we're back. And a couple of
Speaker 1: the critics have come out with their list of the
Speaker 1: worst films of twenty twenty four and guys, Easier said
Speaker 1: than done to make a movie, so, like, everybody.
Speaker 2: May make your own movie. How many movies have these
Speaker 2: critiques these critics made?
Speaker 1: Yeah, critiques.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to fucking say it.
Speaker 1: If you hate Chris Pine's directorial co writer debut star
Speaker 1: in Vehicle Pullman so much, maybe make a movie about
Speaker 1: how much you hate Poolman. Just writing a list Owen
Speaker 1: glebmen of Variety.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a menory about that. Yeah, do not
Speaker 2: say his name.
Speaker 1: It is interesting because these are all movies that I
Speaker 1: was just like I had like clocked on you know,
Speaker 1: Netflix or Amazon, Primer. You know, like something going by
Speaker 1: and being like, oh, pool Man with Crisp Pine. I
Speaker 1: wonder why I haven't heard about that. This one's called Rumors,
Speaker 1: and it was like this art house film where like
Speaker 1: the you know leader that the G seven summit get
Speaker 1: lost in the woods and like there's all sorts of
Speaker 1: like trippy things happening, and I was like, that looks
Speaker 1: like an interesting thing, and then I never heard about it.
Speaker 1: And it's because they are apparently not good accord.
Speaker 2: Why are they in the woods they could just meet.
Speaker 2: Why are the G seven? Why aren't they meeting one
Speaker 2: of our wonderful cities? Is it drones? I think be drones?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: I think it might be like there's there's more going
Speaker 1: on here than you might meet.
Speaker 2: The I Thank You, Thank You.
Speaker 1: Reagan is in the top three because of the woke
Speaker 1: mind virus. Uh Gleaman also has a movie called The
Speaker 1: End I didn't know existed, or at Leasta Frankenstein didn't
Speaker 1: know existed. The movie The Mouse Trap. So this was
Speaker 1: a film that we had highlighted because it's the one.
Speaker 2: Where they are cool to the parent Trap where they're
Speaker 2: trying to get too mice to fall in.
Speaker 1: Love they're trying to get too mice to fuck each other,
Speaker 1: to fucking mice. Yeah, in the mouse Trap is a movie.
Speaker 1: It's not a matel movie. Brian the Editor asked a
Speaker 1: great question, that is, I believe there is a Mousetrap
Speaker 1: the game movie that has been in development for many years.
Speaker 1: This is a follow up to the public domaining of
Speaker 1: Steamboat Willie.
Speaker 2: Is that the name of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the original the character that Mickey Mouse is
Speaker 1: based on, Steamboat Willie, just went public domain and people
Speaker 1: were like, oh, now watch what happens. Now watch the
Speaker 1: stuff that people are able to do now that you
Speaker 1: can put a Mickey Mouse mask in a movie. And
Speaker 1: the first thing that they did was make a horror
Speaker 1: movie on a boat in which a guy in a
Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse mask just like goes around killing people. And
Speaker 1: it is number two on own Cleeveman or No Another
Speaker 1: Variety Director's Worst Movie of the Year list.
Speaker 2: It's a tugboat. By the way, the movie is three
Speaker 2: and a half minutes because everybody gets killed pretty quickly.
Speaker 2: There's no separate rooms, one open plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, oh, he's definitely coming this way. We're Harold
Speaker 1: of the Purple Crown. Our boy what's that guy's name,
Speaker 1: Zach Zachary Levi who was going through some stuff this year.
Speaker 1: He seemed like he was having I think he was
Speaker 1: openly like kind of a mega guy, a very interesting
Speaker 1: seems like kind of a nurse Purple Crown.
Speaker 2: That book, by the way, much better.
Speaker 1: Oh, Anti actor is the one, yeah, Victor.
Speaker 2: So none of the other things that you said, not Maga,
Speaker 2: not any of the other things.
Speaker 1: Just's just a regular ordinary run of the redmill blooded,
Speaker 1: red blooded American and Taie actor. And the reason his
Speaker 1: blood is still red is because he didn't get the vaccine.
Speaker 1: He didn't let Fauci turn his blood fucking pink. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know what they what they believe. There's also
Speaker 1: this movie Rebel Moon, which is like I remember hearing
Speaker 1: the pitch. People were like, this is a Star Wars movie.
Speaker 1: It was a Star Wars script and the last second
Speaker 1: they were like, you can't make this Star Wars. This
Speaker 1: too fucked up, dude, it's too violent, too bloody, And
Speaker 1: so Zack Snyder took it over and he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make this a two part series, six hours long,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be the most violent shit you've ever
Speaker 1: seen in a Star Wars universe, and then you never
Speaker 1: heard about it again once it came out, because it
Speaker 1: is apparently a piece of shit.
Speaker 2: Have you seen any of these?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm just.
Speaker 2: Now me neither.
Speaker 1: I just saw that they were coming out at the
Speaker 1: time that they were coming out, and then they just disappear.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, oh, oh, they just don't don't exist, you know.
Speaker 2: The Chris Pine one is I've been looking these up
Speaker 2: as you've been speaking, and the Crispine one does have
Speaker 2: a cool movie poster. Yeah, but I can see if
Speaker 2: I was like there just thinking about my parents, or
Speaker 2: someone who just goes on Amazon Prime and searches movie,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like not a genre, not anything.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh this is this. It does masquerade quite
Speaker 2: well as a movie. Like it doesn't look like he's
Speaker 2: a noticeable guy. It would be funny if he just
Speaker 2: wasn't in the movie that he directed, pool Man, pool Man. No,
Speaker 2: I just want to be behind the camera. I'm Chris Pine.
Speaker 2: People don't need to see my perfect face on camera now.
Speaker 1: And for anybody who has cris blindness where they can't
Speaker 1: tell the difference between of course, which Chris we're talking
Speaker 1: about Chris Pine is the one with blue eyes and
Speaker 1: blonde hair, who was is Captain Kirk and the jj Abrams,
Speaker 1: Star Treks, Stars Trek if you must know. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: those are some of the things that are trending right
Speaker 1: now on this Tuesday afternoon. Blake, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for joining. Where can people find you and follow you
Speaker 1: and do all that good stuff?
Speaker 2: Well, Jack, I was told this was going to be
Speaker 2: an hour, so I don't think. I think we've been
Speaker 2: only going for twenty minutes. People can find me at
Speaker 2: Blake Wexler on all social media. I'm on Blue Sky
Speaker 2: and it's now my favorite app to use. So I
Speaker 2: don't know why that would ever be considered interesting what
Speaker 2: I just said. But I am on Blue Sky and
Speaker 2: also you could come see me live January fourth. I'm
Speaker 2: in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania at Steel Stacks, which have you ever
Speaker 2: been there? Jack? I never talked to you about that.
Speaker 2: Where it's where Bethlehem Steel was located, which was like
Speaker 2: the number, which was I believe the biggest steel company
Speaker 2: in the country for a while, and they shut it
Speaker 2: down obviously because of everything going expert ordered over book
Speaker 2: it seats. No, they shut it. It was shut down
Speaker 2: for whatever reason and they turned it into like an
Speaker 2: arts entertainment venue. So like you perform and then like
Speaker 2: in the back use they like there's like now cool
Speaker 2: like purple and like blue lights on the old stacks
Speaker 2: and the factor. It's a really cool spot.
Speaker 1: So I have to assume that there's a big pool
Speaker 1: of malten hot melted metal. Is that correct?
Speaker 2: There is? And you one? Yeah, yeah, you have to.
Speaker 2: You have to wear a hard hat. It's hard one
Speaker 2: hard hat minimum for the show. So and I do
Speaker 2: sell them after I'll sign them whatever you need, sign
Speaker 2: your hard hat. So anyway, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, January fourth, March fifteenth,
Speaker 2: I'm headlining the Ice House in Los Angeles and that
Speaker 2: was March fifteenth, and April fourth through fifth, I will
Speaker 2: be in Minneapolis, so that's where that's where you can
Speaker 2: find me. You'll send the same question your way in person,
Speaker 2: live and in person.
Speaker 1: I'm at Jack Underscore Brian on Twitter, Jack ob One
Speaker 1: on Blue Sky, thank you so much for asking Blake
Speaker 1: by the way anytime, and that's gonna do it for
Speaker 1: us on this Tuesday afternoon back tomorrow with a whole
Speaker 1: last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to
Speaker 1: each other, be kind to yourself, get your vaccines, get
Speaker 1: your flu shots, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and
Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow by