Speaker 1: Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest tits,
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Speaker 1: Bubba's Greatest tits.
Speaker 2: Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3: Uh so we go yesterday there. We had a little
Speaker 3: gaff here on the program, which drew a lot of
Speaker 3: email throughout the day yesterday, people spitting out coffee, people
Speaker 3: driving off the road, people who went back last night
Speaker 3: into the podcast archives and kept rewinding it back, listening
Speaker 3: to it over and over again. You know, there's good
Speaker 3: and bad with this. This time we're living in where
Speaker 3: our content is captured and you can have it as
Speaker 3: much as you want. Yeah, there's good and bad with that.
Speaker 4: Used to you have to you had to hear it
Speaker 4: second hand if you missed it, and then you could
Speaker 4: always deny it.
Speaker 3: But did you get that for a bank nine? We
Speaker 3: have it over there, We sure do.
Speaker 1: I was gonna forget even touchdown. I don't know, probably not.
Speaker 1: It's just good to have it.
Speaker 2: Was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well it's out there, guys. Yeah, I mean there's
Speaker 3: a lot of a lot of capture these days. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so Bubba got an email yesterday was honest, and he
Speaker 3: forded it on to me. Goodness, and it was, and
Speaker 3: here it is. It's from Patrick listening to the show. O'patrick,
Speaker 3: o'pat old Man, Campbell's boy, Bubba's little gaff during the
Speaker 3: Thermostat discussion is a definite best of moment. And that
Speaker 3: brings up something I've noticed over the years of having
Speaker 3: the Rick and Bubba Extreme Club, and then now I'm
Speaker 3: a podcast person, meaning he's always been somebody who can
Speaker 3: go back and look at a lot of things on
Speaker 3: his own time, and he is making the case that
Speaker 3: the month of August tends to give us some of
Speaker 3: the best and funniest moments on the show throughout our history.
Speaker 3: He said, I don't have the entire twenty five years
Speaker 3: to check on this, but I have gone back and
Speaker 3: looked at the last eleven years, and here are things
Speaker 3: that happened in August, and he's listed them here. Two
Speaker 3: thousand and eight Don One's final show and the Disney
Speaker 3: protests with various Disney character's voice by a former show employee. Now,
Speaker 3: I don't remember that bit, but I think that was
Speaker 3: the one when they were the scruntled employees and we
Speaker 3: begin to act like that they were answering to all
Speaker 3: the various Disney characters. Two thousand and nine, Bubba cuts
Speaker 3: his finger on Pedia like you remember that.
Speaker 4: I did several times, So I don't. I don't deny that.
Speaker 3: In turn final cuts, Dad hammers Greg.
Speaker 5: I remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg's LiPo Chris stinks.
Speaker 1: Oh Chris thinks. Oh gosh, I played that on Best
Speaker 1: of You.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I play. And a guy named and a guy
Speaker 3: named Wiener dies of swine flu. All of that was
Speaker 3: in August of two thousand and nine. August twenty ten
Speaker 3: panned down Greg's captured moments. I remember this too, The
Speaker 3: discussion of the Miss Chubby paget that was. I remember
Speaker 3: that one too. Shine that day, moth flies in Bubba's ear, Oh,
Speaker 3: that was remember that one. I don't. I don't think
Speaker 3: we have the tools to pull this off. Bubba's hot
Speaker 3: text that means he text his tennis partner that was
Speaker 3: supposed to be meant to Betty. Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 3: It's so to see and Greg. Greg discusses Bears and
Speaker 3: show enough good r VS.
Speaker 4: All that was that that long ago that Bears had
Speaker 4: shown enough for It was a while ago.
Speaker 3: All of that was August twenty ten from a person
Speaker 3: he who has all the twenty It was a blowout year,
Speaker 3: wasn't it twenty eleven? In August? This stands alone the
Speaker 3: birth of the now famous Big Mama. Won't one that was?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: Was Greg? You in August of twenty In August? Yep?
Speaker 3: In August, I remember it being hot, Greg.
Speaker 5: All these are in August.
Speaker 3: Weird.
Speaker 5: You don't have to ask after every segment is this August?
Speaker 1: It's all August, Greg. That's why I'm reading the August leavest.
Speaker 1: I just don't remember being that hot.
Speaker 3: When I said twenty twelve ragou commercial, I remember that one,
Speaker 3: you know, twenty twelve? Yep? Was it August? Yes, Greg,
Speaker 3: that's yes. In twenty twelve in August Rix Dixie Truck,
Speaker 3: I remember that one. I remember that echo and that
Speaker 3: was hard. That was a real issue. Greg loses the
Speaker 3: love seat, Yep, remember that. It's not the bag that
Speaker 3: one in August yep. Adler's Black Tuesday. Don't remember that one.
Speaker 3: I don't remember that either.
Speaker 1: We armglings when he was dating that black girl. Greg,
Speaker 1: And there it is.
Speaker 3: Write another one down for August twenty nineteen, right down
Speaker 3: one for August twenty nineteen. Funny Rick and Bubba CD
Speaker 3: names that always happens in August, because we remember, we
Speaker 3: got to do a new one, and it also also
Speaker 3: August twenty twelve, just keep trying traffic. Also at August
Speaker 3: twenty twelve, Greg's Apple rant about ooh you got the
Speaker 3: big one. Ye're talking about the sheep. Yeah, but my
Speaker 3: favorite was ooh you got the big one. Now now
Speaker 3: it's going back to ooh you have the little one.
Speaker 3: But anyway, jeoh you got the midside there. August twenty thirteen,
Speaker 3: Greg has to get That's when i had y'all bring
Speaker 3: in the corn. I'm so glad you quit planting gardens. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and Bubba and his famous dog bowl dot debut in
Speaker 3: August twenty thirteen. That one has been removed. Apparently Bubba
Speaker 3: has turned hisself into a great Dan Now I call
Speaker 3: the Washington twenty fourteen. In August speedies tick scare. Oh boy,
Speaker 3: I was there one. I ricked that one. I'll never
Speaker 3: forget that. August August twenty fifteen, Bubba berries Pete Van
Speaker 3: Warren again. Yes, sir, heard you say his name? Meow,
Speaker 3: I'm patient zero exit interview. Remember that. Yeah, that was
Speaker 3: the best that did Mark August twenty sixteen, the car
Speaker 3: crash victims that were chased by bees, the one everybody.
Speaker 3: We do that every year still, they send it to
Speaker 3: us every day. And we discussed if Greg is going
Speaker 3: to hell for making fun of Tim Tebow in twenty
Speaker 3: eighteen in August and down in twenty seventeen, we did
Speaker 3: nothing in August twenty eighteen. In August, that's when we
Speaker 3: found the Froggy Fresh video and started screaming there. But
Speaker 3: I got dunked on and then of course you have
Speaker 3: what's churning now in August of twenty nineteen. Right, So
Speaker 3: he said, got a good weekend, He said, yesterday's gaff
Speaker 3: is just a typical August here. Yeah, he makes a
Speaker 3: pretty good case, he does. I think we're fired up
Speaker 3: for football season? Is that what it is? It gets
Speaker 3: a little edgy. I think it's the blazing heat makes
Speaker 3: everybody just wings. I'm still laughing at I really I
Speaker 3: saw you conci I'm Knowasdler Adler, what was that? Adler?
Speaker 4: Do you remember?
Speaker 3: I think it was just like a really.
Speaker 5: Bad day for me or something like that.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 6: I really believe I'm right I saw what's the funds
Speaker 6: before you said it. I saw you thinking about it.
Speaker 3: What the hell? I almost didn't say he's got that?
Speaker 3: It was August.
Speaker 5: I went with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that Lee which out the trouble at August. I
Speaker 3: want to know what we did in twenty seventeen. We
Speaker 3: did nothing in August. Yeah, it's been a bad What
Speaker 3: happened to us that year? You talking about anything goes August?
Speaker 3: Then August?
Speaker 4: Yeah, anything goes off.
Speaker 3: So we then August and then we're only about halfway?
Speaker 3: Are well? Yeah we got a little more week. What
Speaker 3: is the day twenty first? Wow? Wow? In the twenties now? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know. Keep thinking about my house being so we
Speaker 3: need to get that done. Is that ever gonna happen? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I hope what will happen? First? Okay, here's what I like.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna do a live remote from their
Speaker 1: house if you don't mind during the show.
Speaker 3: Okay, clean up. Well, here's the thing in People to Come.
Speaker 3: Two things are happening, and the show always helps because
Speaker 3: we've talked about both on the show. So now things
Speaker 3: all things are even because they both have been discussed
Speaker 3: on the show, which has spawned more response because it
Speaker 3: it just does. Yeah. So now the contest is this,
Speaker 3: you know, Helms, I know you love the what IFFs. Uh,
Speaker 3: this is not really a what if, but this is
Speaker 3: which one do you think will happen first?
Speaker 5: Would you rather?
Speaker 3: Now it's not a would you rather? It's really what
Speaker 3: which one will happen first? Bubba gets his AT and
Speaker 3: T problem resolved. Our speedyes housees. Oh, both of those
Speaker 3: are up there. Speedy. You came out the gate really quick.
Speaker 3: I thought, man, this thing will be wrapped.
Speaker 1: Into Oh yeah, there was a there was a contract
Speaker 1: on it quick. It's just that old contingency.
Speaker 3: Dang.
Speaker 1: But you know, I don't understand. I'm scratching my little
Speaker 1: bald head on.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 1: They got a wonderful house. It was nice in a
Speaker 1: prime location at a great price. By the way, just
Speaker 1: reduced here within the last four.
Speaker 3: Or five there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so if we saw that, buppy, you go
Speaker 1: to my Twitter account. I think I tweeted it out
Speaker 1: last week. You didn't see a location of the house
Speaker 1: and everything.
Speaker 2: Fift we'll be back ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3: Y'all were talking about cleaning out garages, and I will
Speaker 3: tell you this, we all have our little quirks and
Speaker 3: and and and the one for me is I loathe
Speaker 3: wasting time. I loathe it. I do not like for
Speaker 3: time to be used inefficiently. It just drives me crazy.
Speaker 3: And I'm not talking about you kick it out of
Speaker 3: year and you're just relaxing. I'm talking about when you go, okay,
Speaker 3: let's let's go, let's go, let's get I don't like meetings.
Speaker 3: It could have been an email. And if we're gonna
Speaker 3: get in a meeting, let's get something done. Uh and
Speaker 3: uh and and and and if we're gonna if we're
Speaker 3: gonna get after it that I don't like to talk
Speaker 3: about problems and never talk about solutions. Those kinds of
Speaker 3: things drive me crazy. So if I take a window.
Speaker 4: And you have to identify your problem for you conserve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but let's identify it and quit talking around it.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? My favorites When you go
Speaker 3: to the third meeting and everybody and everybody tells their
Speaker 3: stories about how bad something is. Again, all right, we've
Speaker 3: heard all the stories. Well we're gonna sob it. I
Speaker 3: told you that time I was on the board, I
Speaker 3: fired a coach and kick the team out of the
Speaker 3: league in fifty five minutes. They've been talking about that
Speaker 3: coach and that team for months. And then I got
Speaker 3: on the board, I said here, I moved to remove them.
Speaker 3: I can I get a second? All right? There you go?
Speaker 3: Next done? So anyway, I'm not on the board anymore.
Speaker 3: Didn't last very long. But anyway, so got things done.
Speaker 3: I really do believe that people will just get a
Speaker 3: kind of a jolly out of talking about problems. I
Speaker 3: think they just like it. You know, let me tell
Speaker 3: you what he did this time. Let me tell you
Speaker 3: my stories. If I'm Trump, your story? Are we going
Speaker 3: to get this guy in the league? You know? And
Speaker 3: remember the hat has come up, so you wanna have
Speaker 3: a better story in that person? Are we Are we
Speaker 3: just gonna deal with these people the rest of our lives,
Speaker 3: or we gonna do something. But anyway, so if I
Speaker 3: have a window and I go in this window, I
Speaker 3: want to accomplish this, and it doesn't get accomplished, you
Speaker 3: can't get it back. I mean, you know, it's it's
Speaker 3: you realize that time I did, I accomplished nothing, and
Speaker 3: and that drives me crazy. So anyway, Uh, speaking of garages,
Speaker 3: I don't know why this is and and write this down.
Speaker 3: This will turn out to be something that will be
Speaker 3: so in the garage. So we have a couple of
Speaker 3: bicycles and we don't live in a place where bicycles work.
Speaker 3: You have to load your bike up and take it
Speaker 3: somewhere to ride the world. Okay, So something and at
Speaker 3: one time at one time, because I guess, I guess,
Speaker 3: I guess that we just love people. What is this
Speaker 3: our obsession with I want, I want to create hassles unnecessarily.
Speaker 3: I don't like that. I don't like that either. So
Speaker 3: the the bikes had a function at one time. And
Speaker 3: Bubb and I told you all the stories of when
Speaker 3: our kids were little and they were playing in a
Speaker 3: little league baseball league that you literally had to park
Speaker 3: how far Bubb, I mean it was. It's not to
Speaker 3: them off probably No, No, that's not exaggeration. That's not exaggeration.
Speaker 3: So people would get either cars with wagons and all
Speaker 3: this stuff because you would go on a track. I mean,
Speaker 3: like the first time my kid played there, ilight went
Speaker 3: past the pile of bones where parents didn't make it.
Speaker 3: It's like every I mean it was, and I'm coming out.
Speaker 3: If you wanted your your snow. If the children's grandparents
Speaker 3: wanted to come see a game, they couldn't be a
Speaker 3: certain age. They couldn't get there. I mean they had
Speaker 3: to be able to be in some sort of health
Speaker 3: to get there. And so Bubba and I decided we
Speaker 3: would get bikes to ride out out there. And that's
Speaker 3: when we got the Townies. It was a game change
Speaker 3: a game. It was a game changer. Best of shows there.
Speaker 4: So as the kids got older, you move closer to
Speaker 4: the parking lot. And about the time we got to
Speaker 4: the front field, mine didn't want to play anything.
Speaker 3: I made one kid play one more year just so
Speaker 3: I could have that front field one time. He cried
Speaker 3: the whole season. But anyways, supposed boring. But anyway, so
Speaker 3: now you won't play at that front field. By golly,
Speaker 3: I'm on park one time right there and walk through
Speaker 3: that field. But anyway, So so once that happened, then
Speaker 3: came you know, more delusion, delusion month from my family.
Speaker 3: We will now be back people that when we go
Speaker 3: to the beach, we bring our own box. That's fun.
Speaker 3: Let's get the bike right out and hang box on
Speaker 3: racks and this is that and you lose one going
Speaker 3: down the highway and one's not strapped in good and
Speaker 3: and you know, oh my gosh, you gotta get out.
Speaker 3: So finally I said, with renting box from now on,
Speaker 3: that done. We're bringing box down here, especially when kids
Speaker 3: at out grown box. We were about to buy a
Speaker 3: new box, Let's just rent the BIX. I know they're
Speaker 3: not as good as what we can bring, but but
Speaker 3: it's such low hassle. I don't see us riding Box
Speaker 3: that much other than this one year. We go to
Speaker 3: the beach once a year and then we're Totny's bikes
Speaker 3: are inund So then what happens the towny and Sherry's
Speaker 3: bike end up in the garage forever and ever. Amen,
Speaker 3: I just see it. There's the bikes again. So then
Speaker 3: here we go. Now we got the last kid going
Speaker 3: to college. Well, he declared, said, hey, you know what,
Speaker 3: I want to take that bike to college with me.
Speaker 3: And I said, okay. She she said, hey, you need
Speaker 3: to get those bikes serviced. Okay, So all right, all right,
Speaker 3: let me get that window there it is bike fixed window.
Speaker 3: Now what I wanted to do how I saw the
Speaker 3: day is I would drop the bikes and say these
Speaker 3: need to be fully serviced. Probably need new tires, et cetera,
Speaker 3: and y'all holler at me when they're done. I just
Speaker 3: need them before August fifty, okay, And it'd be fine
Speaker 3: with me if I never saw him again, too. I
Speaker 3: was ready to take them from you and put them
Speaker 3: in the truck to go too auburt. Okay, Oh no,
Speaker 3: these don't look too bad at all. I really don't
Speaker 3: believe you need to leave them. All we need to
Speaker 3: do is just, you know, do a little quick service.
Speaker 3: Can you wait? What kind of time were talking? Uh?
Speaker 3: These things look great. I mean you've kept them indoors.
Speaker 3: So the tires looked fine. I said, I don't feel
Speaker 3: good about the tires. Uh no, no, they just you know,
Speaker 3: they lose air if they just sit around like that.
Speaker 3: The tires aren't look fine. And Rick the word dry rot.
Speaker 3: And I said, I don't feel good about the tires.
Speaker 3: And Sam is Sam, No, no, no tires. Hey kind
Speaker 3: of got a little bit of a ham a bock expert.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me now, If you if you don't
Speaker 3: leave them outside, they don't dry rot. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: so you feel good about that. I feel great about them, alrighty.
Speaker 3: So uh so they work, and they adjust tires and
Speaker 3: get that one kickstand wood and was kind of broke.
Speaker 3: Now we got a new kickstand on it. And I
Speaker 3: need I need, I need a chain, you know, because
Speaker 3: you can't leave a backing anymore, so I steal it.
Speaker 3: You know. I've already sent one off with a kid
Speaker 3: to college that was stolen in one day. Okay, so
Speaker 3: called that. But anyway, so uh so, uh, I said,
Speaker 3: so these are good, you know what these are. I
Speaker 3: have to hear the history of the town. I have
Speaker 3: to hear, you know, what kind of sherries. It's from
Speaker 3: some other country or something. And I said, ye, yeah,
Speaker 3: really you know, And then I didn't want to say
Speaker 3: I don't really care about box enough to hear the conversation.
Speaker 3: I've joined in. Yeah, I participated, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I talked, I talked about all this, and and all
Speaker 3: I could think about this must leave. Please let me
Speaker 3: leave with bikes that work. And I'll never hear about
Speaker 3: these bocks again until I don't know where they're going
Speaker 3: to go when we're trying to give a thing down
Speaker 3: to college. So anyway, no way, when you get the
Speaker 3: shelf that Cherry says We've got to have end this
Speaker 3: bike in one truck. Not possible, but anyway, so she
Speaker 3: still thinks it can. But anyway. So uh so I thought,
Speaker 3: before I know it, I've got two bikes. He said, Hey,
Speaker 3: these are actually a pretty good condition. I think they're fine.
Speaker 3: So we're done. We're done. You know, here you go,
Speaker 3: little a little done them, have them have a chain.
Speaker 3: We're gone. I thought, well, you know, and I felt good.
Speaker 3: I felt a fishing because I got the chain I needed.
Speaker 3: You know that, I mean the lock, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. Yeah, yes, I felt like I got all
Speaker 3: that one run. Did have do another stop? Okay? And
Speaker 3: uh he didn't have it too. And I was in
Speaker 3: good shape and I'm feeling good. So as soon as
Speaker 3: I get home, I go to grab the towny. All
Speaker 3: the tires are flat. Sure what and uh? And then
Speaker 3: I put Sherry's bike in there. Uh and then it's
Speaker 3: flat now. So the tire tubes were dry rotted, even
Speaker 3: though the rubber was fine. And and that's why I
Speaker 3: brought it to a bock place, so you'd look for
Speaker 3: things like that. And uh, you know who discovered the problem, frenchy.
Speaker 3: So I go home and a kid from France finds it,
Speaker 3: but the box shop couldn't find it. The kid from
Speaker 3: France walks out and and broken English and finds the problem.
Speaker 3: And now he's taking tires off. He's pulling the cake.
Speaker 3: Gets in there and grabs that tube and pulls it out,
Speaker 3: points at the hole in it and uh, and the tubes,
Speaker 3: the tubes are dry rotted. You know what. I brought
Speaker 3: it in. I said, this thing's been sitting in the garage.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you for probably eight years. I mean, there's
Speaker 3: no way it doesn't need new tire. And don't feel
Speaker 3: good about tar. And I said, gotta tell I don't
Speaker 3: feel good about tar a bike. Now they're fine, they're fine.
Speaker 3: It was the tube. Wasn't tell that. And that's part
Speaker 3: of the When I say tires, I'm just including the tube,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I don't know what kind
Speaker 3: of tires are only I have no idea. And I'm
Speaker 3: assuming your bike window has closed. Oh yeah, yeah, I've
Speaker 3: moved on. Yeh see, I've moved on now and now
Speaker 3: so really the time I went and everything I did,
Speaker 3: all right, all right, let me cling to this. Does
Speaker 3: the fact that I was able to get a lock
Speaker 3: for the bike that I'd accomplished something that helps. There's
Speaker 3: your ten minutes, Rick, Who's gonna steal a bike with
Speaker 3: flat tires? Right? But but hey, you know what, you
Speaker 3: know anything else put on there? Hey, bird, you're going
Speaker 3: back to the to another box shop now, I won't
Speaker 3: go back to that one, right because so that's the
Speaker 3: only thing you accomplis getting a lock. That's it. I mean,
Speaker 3: you know the tire they were straight, and then we
Speaker 3: moved to break around a little bit. Of course, you know,
Speaker 3: Frenchy before I knew it, he broke the whole thing
Speaker 3: down hat in pieces. But uh, you know, and all
Speaker 3: that time was wasted and he can't even wrap his
Speaker 3: mind around that. We're just not gonna fix it ourselves home,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. That's not how it were,
Speaker 3: you know, it's really we don't. We don't turn the
Speaker 3: garage to do a box shop, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get a tube that you can,
Speaker 3: can you? And I'm like, yeah, I know, I know
Speaker 3: you can, Frenchie. I just I just can't see me
Speaker 3: doing all that. You know, I want to drive you
Speaker 3: got something to blow it up? Well, but it's over.
Speaker 3: I mean if I don't I gotta have a pat
Speaker 3: or something though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but if you had to, you have
Speaker 4: a pump.
Speaker 3: That's all that. Uh yeah, but I mean you got
Speaker 3: to go get a tube and you got to put
Speaker 3: it in the tire and then now now see, I
Speaker 3: still don't believe in that rubber on outside.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: They keep telling me it's good, but they also told
Speaker 3: me its b time you get that to con the
Speaker 3: same people told me I was good to go, said
Speaker 3: that the rubber on tire is fine. And I have
Speaker 3: a feeling you're gonna get new everything. I tell what
Speaker 3: I got. I got four flat tires and and and
Speaker 3: the lock. That's all I got.
Speaker 2: Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3: To update you if you have missed the hour prior,
Speaker 3: and I would I would grab that on the YouTube
Speaker 3: or podcast archives today if you've missed it. Bubba went
Speaker 3: to play pickleball with halms yesterday. Somewhere between eleven and
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes in, Bubba went down with a growing pull
Speaker 3: tear whatever it is, to the point that Helmsy had
Speaker 3: to help him get in his automobile and pumped gas
Speaker 3: for him. He was then sent home to the care
Speaker 3: of his loving wife, Betty lou Bussy, who is here
Speaker 3: today because you had to give Bubba a ride to work.
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so did you hear what on up? Betty? You
Speaker 3: were discussing a moment ago that Bubba seemed to overcome
Speaker 3: his pain tolerance. It seemed to go up just a
Speaker 3: few moments.
Speaker 8: It's amazing when the Chick fil A came in, you know,
Speaker 8: he hopped on up, went on over there to the kitchen.
Speaker 9: It really is amazing.
Speaker 3: She looked at me and she says, what there was Now?
Speaker 3: Now his tolerance for pain is suddenly much higher.
Speaker 4: So well, Rick, after I got into the jeep and
Speaker 4: Halms was very nice to pump me some gash yesterday.
Speaker 4: The challenge of the they began to drive home because
Speaker 4: my right leg you have to pick it up to
Speaker 4: go from break to gas, and picking it up was
Speaker 4: not really an option at that point. So I was
Speaker 4: trying to figure out a way, and I wedged my
Speaker 4: leg in so I could just move my ankle and
Speaker 4: try to go, and that really wasn't working very good.
Speaker 4: So I came up with a way to get home.
Speaker 4: And I don't recommend this, although I have done it
Speaker 4: before when I was younger.
Speaker 3: I just had to.
Speaker 4: Drive two footed. I had to use left foot for
Speaker 4: break I saw. I just drove like it was a
Speaker 4: tractor and use that as a clutch to stop. And
Speaker 4: I finally got home. I thought, good not it seemed
Speaker 4: like every little red light, every stop and go. It
Speaker 4: was just so painful. So I finally got home and
Speaker 4: got inside and got into bed, and that was just
Speaker 4: the whole golf. I can just get. Getting into bed
Speaker 4: was an ordeal. Something about when you take your pressure
Speaker 4: off of it is when it hurts. So is it
Speaker 4: dangles in the air when you're trying to get into
Speaker 4: something and you're pulling it up. Oh my gosh, it
Speaker 4: was painful.
Speaker 10: Betty was not at home at this point in time,
Speaker 10: so you had to manage that on your own, right,
Speaker 10: And so in the meantime through the raccoons and Betty
Speaker 10: reaches out to me to kind of see, hey, what's
Speaker 10: going on?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right, So we have a phone message
Speaker 3: from Betty. Now she's being brought into the loop and
Speaker 3: Helmsey has it here. So we're going to play a
Speaker 3: phone message. We have asked for Betty's permission to play,
Speaker 3: and she has grace graciously given it. To us. So
Speaker 3: your day turned too, didn't.
Speaker 9: It, buddy?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 8: I didn't say anything bad in there, I hope. I
Speaker 8: don't think there's any bad words.
Speaker 3: We'll beep it up.
Speaker 7: Ay.
Speaker 4: So it's come to this.
Speaker 7: We pull or crunch Misell playing the Blue Bears at
Speaker 7: a church gym today and that right here I've had
Speaker 7: at home nurse the sick. But yeah, I don't know
Speaker 7: about going well. I think it's gonna take a while.
Speaker 7: As Greg says, I don't know if we got the
Speaker 7: off anyway, jury, Okay, here we go. Well, all right,
Speaker 7: that's all I have. I'll talk to you.
Speaker 3: Betty say he pulled a crotch. It sounds like Betty
Speaker 3: was giving herself.
Speaker 9: She was talking to us, trying to Yeah.
Speaker 8: I just muddled my way through it because I'm trying
Speaker 8: to shop yesterday. And at eleven thirty four I get
Speaker 8: a text from Bill eleven thirty four, y'all just got
Speaker 8: off there at ten o'clock. Whatever this I thought was, Sureley,
Speaker 8: I know where are you pulled groin playing pickleback?
Speaker 3: That was your text?
Speaker 9: Can hardly walk?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: And I said, what you know?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 8: And then that was it silence. So and you were
Speaker 8: trying to help him in the car. I guess, because
Speaker 8: so we couldn't text.
Speaker 3: Let me let me go back this because there's certain.
Speaker 4: Things we set the gas station and I wasn't trying
Speaker 4: to text.
Speaker 3: Trying to drive. You know how we have famous quotes
Speaker 3: that will last forever and ricking bubble lore. I can
Speaker 3: see it now, so let me get this straight. He
Speaker 3: tore crotch muscle playing the blue hairs over the church
Speaker 3: in pickleball Dot dot Dot Betty Lou Bussy.
Speaker 8: All I could think was when my friend Karen pulled
Speaker 8: her growing muscle or whatever, and it took like six
Speaker 8: months to him.
Speaker 9: And I'm thinking six months, you know.
Speaker 3: So look what kind of patient was he at home?
Speaker 9: Well, I get home and I go back there and
Speaker 9: he's in the bed. And have you eaten lunch? I
Speaker 9: said lunch?
Speaker 8: I said, you didn't even eat lunch before you pulled
Speaker 8: a groin muscle or whatever it is.
Speaker 9: So anyway, I told him I was not going to
Speaker 9: be an enabler.
Speaker 8: I had watched that six hundred pound life and I
Speaker 8: keep bringing them food.
Speaker 3: I can't get out of bed. I said, oh no,
Speaker 3: I said, you've done it now.
Speaker 8: I said, your worst night mare has come to fruition.
Speaker 9: Today is the day.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you get to decide what he eats.
Speaker 9: I brought him a big old thing of grapes.
Speaker 8: And a few chicken nuggets, not many more grapes than.
Speaker 3: In your trap. Now she decides what you eat. It
Speaker 3: was well he suddenly got better.
Speaker 9: Yeah where Yeah, that was a motivator, I bet.
Speaker 4: I remember Betty is an r N. So you know
Speaker 4: sometimes her bedside manner is not caring as I'd like
Speaker 4: for it to be.
Speaker 3: Well, you know how you always try to look for
Speaker 3: the silver lining. She found it?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, I mean I just I
Speaker 4: wanted a little bit of sympathy. You know, I was
Speaker 4: in agonizing pain. But boy, she comes in with both
Speaker 4: barrels is on me.
Speaker 8: I said, if we when we do get over this,
Speaker 8: I mean, buddy, we are going to the gym, and I.
Speaker 9: Mean, I don't want to hear it stretch and yep.
Speaker 3: We are such a new day, right Betty.
Speaker 9: It really is.
Speaker 8: And last night we get in the bed, I mean
Speaker 8: I had to visit. It was about like you getting
Speaker 8: him in the jeep, trying to get him in the bed.
Speaker 8: So then I pull up what a groin pool is
Speaker 8: supposed to be or whatever. I actually looked it up
Speaker 8: and it says groin pools are common in people who
Speaker 8: play sports, and we're that require a lot of running
Speaker 8: and jumping.
Speaker 9: I'm like, what if you played a sport that requires running?
Speaker 9: What do you haven't growing?
Speaker 8: And then I'm like, he can't get his position to sleep,
Speaker 8: so therefore I can't either. So I said, how should
Speaker 8: I sleep with a pulled groin muscle?
Speaker 9: Bab you know? Look that up.
Speaker 8: Change your sleeping position, keep experimenting to find the most
Speaker 8: pain reducing position there, lace wedge, shake pillows under your
Speaker 8: hip to provide pushinging sleep with a pillow between your knees.
Speaker 9: I just started laughing.
Speaker 8: I thought, this means we're not gonna get any sleep.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm taking you to work because.
Speaker 4: They'll be up.
Speaker 9: Right away getting something out of this.
Speaker 3: No problem. Take you to work. I want to look at.
Speaker 4: You that whole that whole little lingo they were giving
Speaker 4: is they're basically telling you ain't you ain't anyway?
Speaker 11: Good?
Speaker 3: Oh Betty, what's your daylight today?
Speaker 9: I don't know. I think we're headed to the therapist.
Speaker 9: I don't know where we're going.
Speaker 3: You got somebody there ain't.
Speaker 4: Now I've checked in with several. There's nothing really we
Speaker 4: can do with ice and rest.
Speaker 10: So so back to normal day, normal normal day.
Speaker 3: But you know what, everybody needs a motivation to work
Speaker 3: through rehab, right, and I think Betty's found it. As
Speaker 3: long as she's in charge of what you get to eat.
Speaker 3: I mean that that that will motivate you get it
Speaker 3: on your feet.
Speaker 4: Well, yesterday it really wasn't a problem because the pain
Speaker 4: was so that food was not an issue. And she
Speaker 4: unless she has resteriously my back or my knee wasn't hurting.
Speaker 4: All that concentration somewhere else. Your brain's busy on something
Speaker 4: such a new day.
Speaker 8: When he recovered, his stomach was growling so loud this
Speaker 8: morning it woke me up.
Speaker 3: It's that.
Speaker 9: We had a piece of s and some grilled.
Speaker 5: Vegables.
Speaker 3: That was great. You couldn't get up a lot of it.
Speaker 3: It really was good. Just a lot of plate, a
Speaker 3: lot of.
Speaker 4: Now, Betty's a great cook, and you know she will
Speaker 4: take good care of me. I'm sure, and you know
Speaker 4: we're just I'm just so lucky to have Betty.
Speaker 8: Then he gets in there trying to chase he had
Speaker 8: a show on. We've had TV trouble, as y'all know,
Speaker 8: did so. I don't know if we were watching Sling
Speaker 8: or YouTube or what all. We have now that it
Speaker 8: was one of those channels. And he had to have
Speaker 8: the Apple TV remote though.
Speaker 5: Well I had.
Speaker 9: I had the Apple TV remote.
Speaker 8: Back they're charging that he was using his phone to
Speaker 8: watch the thing, and I didn't realize. I was trying
Speaker 8: to turn the one on in the bedroom, trying to
Speaker 8: get sein Felt on because we need something funny, you know,
Speaker 8: to go to sleep or whatever.
Speaker 9: And I'm bashing the one for the den and he's
Speaker 9: he's like, this show keeps now, this is massed down.
Speaker 12: Growing.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to see. I'm trying to see the end
Speaker 4: of dateline and it's this really interesting story about the
Speaker 4: little house in the woods. And he can't and they're
Speaker 4: telling you, you know, they built it up for an
Speaker 4: hour and they're giving you the end of it. And
Speaker 4: the thing keeps cutting off Apple TV and I'm like,
Speaker 4: what's there? Pushing the remote.
Speaker 3: I go to the bedroom. She goes, it ain't working.
Speaker 4: It ain't working, and I said, well, there's the remote
Speaker 4: for it, right, You're pushing the one in.
Speaker 3: The middle, Daddy versus technology.
Speaker 4: It is Technology is undefeated, five hundred and forty to zero.
Speaker 3: The story you got a raccoon you had to deal with.
Speaker 3: We'll be right back. You got a lot of problems
Speaker 3: about Rick and Bubba. Rick and Bubba speedy is out
Speaker 3: awful limits with you just showed me. We brought it
Speaker 3: up in the kickoff hour, did you okay? Because since
Speaker 3: we just talked about pets, it kind of ties in
Speaker 3: a lot of you know, the plight of Claudia. Uh,
Speaker 3: the the cat that's speedy somehow, like we just talked about,
Speaker 3: was pressured into the having and then, like you know,
Speaker 3: we all know this about dogs and cats. Dogs will
Speaker 3: move with you, cats won't. They don't really want to
Speaker 3: be told where they're going to live. They like to
Speaker 3: pick where they want to live. So the cat ran
Speaker 3: off in the woods, and you guys moved to your
Speaker 3: new home. Uh your your downsizing project, Well you really
Speaker 3: did downsize because you you remnus one cat now, right,
Speaker 3: But but we there's a family that moved into the
Speaker 3: home that you moved from. Correct where Claudia says she
Speaker 3: still lives. And we've been watching this update about her
Speaker 3: coming out of the woods, eating but then returning. And
Speaker 3: it looks like now the family that now has your
Speaker 3: former home, it's their home now. Yes, it is their
Speaker 3: home that Claudia has now decided she will live with them.
Speaker 1: I got a text last night from the Leons that said,
Speaker 1: mister speedy cat and that's because that's what his son
Speaker 1: calls That's fine, okay, mister speedy cat had has been.
Speaker 1: It's a female, but it's mister speedy like it's my cat.
Speaker 3: Mister Speedy's. Yeah. I know it was tough for me
Speaker 3: to get that going too, but that's what they're talking.
Speaker 3: It's the mind of a child. Anyway.
Speaker 1: It's been eating and finally got up enough nerve to
Speaker 1: come inside and play with the boys tonight. They're in
Speaker 1: heaven and he and he sent me pictures of the
Speaker 1: boys playing with the cat.
Speaker 3: Be sure you saved the term. They're in heaven.
Speaker 1: Right, And I said, I can't. I'm so glad you
Speaker 1: let us know. I'll show Terry and the boys this.
Speaker 1: Uh that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Uh. The boy's face is a priceless because they were
Speaker 3: I mean, tell me how it was received by the family,
Speaker 3: because you're almost done now.
Speaker 1: And then I said, and then he said, I wish
Speaker 1: they liked me much as the cat, which was kind
Speaker 1: of funny.
Speaker 3: But you never threw in there. Hey, I'll come by
Speaker 3: and get it, like right, no, because they just he
Speaker 3: was just boy, he's really implying.
Speaker 4: So that's a good time to get this is saying,
Speaker 4: or was he saying, We've got it, come get it.
Speaker 3: I know, Greg, that's one thing you got to thanks buddy,
Speaker 3: appreciate you thinking about that. And so I think he's saying,
Speaker 3: looks but he's nothing the woods anymore. We actually know
Speaker 3: where he is. You can't come get him.
Speaker 1: Here's what I think. I think he would say that though.
Speaker 1: Now here's what I Here's what I do. He follow
Speaker 1: me and you stay with this narrative. Okay, here's what
Speaker 1: I hear and see. I hope that you guys will
Speaker 1: be okay with us keeping it. That's what he's saying.
Speaker 1: All right, my kids loved this cat. I wish they
Speaker 1: loved me as much as this cat. They're in heaven.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is this is him sitting sending a signal
Speaker 3: if you give us the green light, which you will,
Speaker 3: then they would like to make him part of their
Speaker 3: family now or part of their family. Right.
Speaker 4: I think what we have here is a lack of communication.
Speaker 3: Right, well, I think he was wanting you to come
Speaker 3: get Greg. Well help him. Trying to help me, I
Speaker 3: need you to leave.
Speaker 5: Are they going to continue to call it mister Speedy
Speaker 5: cat or they go back?
Speaker 1: That seems to be another that they don't give it
Speaker 1: a real name and call it by his real names
Speaker 1: because they don't want to get too attached to it. Right,
Speaker 1: And it's mister Speedy's cat. In other words, mister Speedy's
Speaker 1: come to get his damn cat.
Speaker 3: Greg's twice in two days now. And I'm trying to
Speaker 3: help you. I'm looking at you.
Speaker 1: I think they're happy with it in a p and
Speaker 1: tell them the cat's got a new last name.
Speaker 3: In a prior conversation, can you change that file?
Speaker 1: In a prior conversation we did have, it was brought up,
Speaker 1: hey we don't want the cat, you know, we can
Speaker 1: come back, And he said, hey, they love the cat,
Speaker 1: like they really like the cat.
Speaker 3: Let's all right, now, this is important. What was the
Speaker 3: reaction from your family? This is creature.
Speaker 1: So I cut and paste the two pictures of the
Speaker 1: kids playing with the cat, and I said, Hey, Claudia,
Speaker 1: which we called it just was reduced to kitty. Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: kitty seems to be fine. She's inside, she loves the family,
Speaker 1: she's playing, looks like all is good. Please look at
Speaker 1: the faces on these kids. How can you know if
Speaker 1: we tried to bring Claudia here, she'd probably try to
Speaker 1: get back.
Speaker 3: There and she would you know, and far as you know.
Speaker 3: And then it was silence nothing.
Speaker 1: I was like, hmm, interesting, and so finally they started
Speaker 1: replying later. I think Tyler forgot we had a cat.
Speaker 1: J C. Couldn't care less. Every now and then he'd
Speaker 1: be like, hey, yeah, there's a cat. Terry acts like
Speaker 1: she cares, which I think is brilliant, but doesn't really
Speaker 1: show much effort in trying to get the cat.
Speaker 3: Her actions speak otherwise. Reese, on the other hand, wants
Speaker 3: the cat. He's like, man, I really wish we had
Speaker 3: the cat? Did he say that he has? He's like, hey,
Speaker 3: are we gonna go get the cat?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 3: Boy? Direct question right? And I said, well.
Speaker 1: You know, buddy, you're you're fifteen years old. I mean,
Speaker 1: you got other things going on. You don't care about
Speaker 1: the cat. Look those little kids, they're three and five
Speaker 1: they love the little And his response was and he
Speaker 1: just kind of looked at me a little bit blank, stare, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think he's old enough, he'll get over it.
Speaker 3: So have you made your decision? I think? I think
Speaker 3: so I need to have the formal conversation with Chris.
Speaker 3: Are you ever going to go? Do you want? Well?
Speaker 3: I've had that, I've had that conversation.
Speaker 1: And he said, that's what I said a few minutes
Speaker 1: ago when when j C and I, when jac and
Speaker 1: I went back, we said, hey, look we'll come back
Speaker 1: and get the cat. Well, he goes, now, look you can,
Speaker 1: you can try to catch it. That's fine, But what
Speaker 1: we love the cat. We're fine with the cat. You
Speaker 1: need to do the official your cat. Are you good
Speaker 1: with the cat being yours?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: All right, let me ask Greg.
Speaker 1: Let me let me ask Greg about this real quick
Speaker 1: for approval from you. What do you want me to
Speaker 1: type to Chris?
Speaker 3: Hey, good, good to hear the cats in the house.
Speaker 3: Good to hear the cats in the house.
Speaker 1: If you want us to come get it, I guess
Speaker 1: now would be a good time. Really, do you want
Speaker 1: us to come get it?
Speaker 3: Over here? Over here?
Speaker 4: Chris, do y'all want the cat officially.
Speaker 3: We're ready to let we're tired, we're tired of talking
Speaker 3: about it. That look, no more pictures, please go with Bubba.
Speaker 3: Greg led with the negative. Greg gives them an option
Speaker 3: for you to come because I feel bad for well, Greg, don't.
Speaker 5: Be like this just our heart today.
Speaker 1: What if goes and spends the night a couple of
Speaker 1: nights a week with them and sleeps in his old room?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, so Buba, what you say again? Are you?
Speaker 4: I would say, Chris, are you ready to officially make
Speaker 4: the cat you yours? Let's we're good with that. Let's
Speaker 4: drop the hammer on this your cat and understood?
Speaker 3: All good? Yes, and all good? If not, I don't
Speaker 3: want to put the leave, don't offer that option.
Speaker 1: Okay, just say hey, if y'all would like to just
Speaker 1: defiicial be your cat, we are good with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, not.
Speaker 1: Say even though you're not, say or or we could
Speaker 1: come get it.
Speaker 3: Don't even do that, right because then that leaves that off.
Speaker 3: But if he's not good But if he if he's
Speaker 3: not good with it, do you think he would reply speedy?
Speaker 3: We don't want If he doesn't, that was on him.
Speaker 3: And if he doesn't then that's on him, is it here?
Speaker 3: Is hey?
Speaker 1: Good to see the cat is in the house and
Speaker 1: the boys are loving it. Are you ready to officially
Speaker 1: make the cat you're your own?
Speaker 3: That's We're good with that. We're good when you are that.
Speaker 3: That's key, all right, that's good. Are you the reason
Speaker 3: he's calling it mister Speedy's cat? There's a reason that.
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Speaker 3: some things in the break and I know Speedy had
Speaker 3: to leave, but he needs to come back because we can't.
Speaker 5: He's out there. Call but he got choked.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Greg called him out on something, right, and he
Speaker 10: got tickled and he was eating the cracker and he
Speaker 10: went down the wrong hole.
Speaker 3: I look at his eyes water, Speedy, I need you
Speaker 3: know how Sometimes rig of it a message you got.
Speaker 3: But you know, when you're working with somebody, Greg and
Speaker 3: you know you have to It's really I feel like
Speaker 3: I'm as counselor and you have to get him to say.
Speaker 3: I want you to say the following phrase because if
Speaker 3: until you do that, this isn't healthy. There you go.
Speaker 3: And so somebody was on me, and undoubtedly the person
Speaker 3: hung up. But and they had the worst advice that
Speaker 3: I've heard so far. And they were about to tell
Speaker 3: you to just leave this cat and get another cat.
Speaker 3: But see, that's such terrible, terrible, terrible advice because that
Speaker 3: would be under the assumption that you want another cat.
Speaker 3: So I need you to say, because I think it'll
Speaker 3: be healthy. I do not want this cat. I do.
Speaker 3: I do not want a cat, this is he replied
Speaker 3: to my text.
Speaker 1: See that, but Rick, of course brn there He added
Speaker 1: a line for Grant, I don't read.
Speaker 3: What speedy Scent and then read, I hope Leon's okay
Speaker 3: with me just reading their text messages on there, Okay,
Speaker 3: speed not as straightforward as I would have liked. But
Speaker 3: you because you left the little room here, but I
Speaker 3: think we're okay. Here's what speedy scent it is. It
Speaker 3: is so good that the cat is in the house
Speaker 3: and they are loving it. Now, I do like that. Okay.
Speaker 3: I thought you were saying, are you good? So that's good?
Speaker 3: That is actually better. I thought, are you ready to
Speaker 3: officially make the cat your own? If you are, we
Speaker 3: are good with that, that's a great text.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's well done. Thank you. First, at first, I
Speaker 3: thought your first line was saying, are you good with that?
Speaker 3: That's not what I say. You're saying you agree that
Speaker 3: it's good.
Speaker 4: I won't even put all good. Well, if you are,
Speaker 4: we are good with that, that's close.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And so so what you did there, which is brilliant,
Speaker 3: is you you basically left him no out. Okay, you're
Speaker 3: even telling him it's good that the cat's there, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. That's the beautiful part of it.
Speaker 3: You're telling him, man, this is a good thing. You're
Speaker 3: not allowing him to decide if it's good or not. You're
Speaker 3: telling him it's good. I would love to see that
Speaker 3: man's face when he read it. Uncertain. Unfortunately, he comes
Speaker 3: back with a ha ha, yeah, I don't. I don't
Speaker 3: like that. I know Terry would love to have her back. Boy,
Speaker 3: that's a misread not really, so it is not a
Speaker 3: problem at all. She wants to keep her. The boys
Speaker 3: love it, but I'm sure they would forget about it
Speaker 3: in a week or so if she came back to
Speaker 3: live with y'all. It is completely up to you, guys, well,
Speaker 3: he said.
Speaker 4: He says, it's completely up to you, guys. He said,
Speaker 4: Sweety should just put back. It's all good. Your cat
Speaker 4: case closed. Listen, So he's reading me that. That's what
Speaker 4: I got checked up about it.
Speaker 3: Regan reading and you were as but it's okay because
Speaker 3: we really love it, Reckon, I said, Reckon, I said,
Speaker 3: you made that in part of okay. And by the way,
Speaker 3: we've got a mess in the hall.
Speaker 1: I was choking to death, okay, and nobody came to
Speaker 1: check you in here, nobody, especially silent.
Speaker 3: I would have heard you the whole time. You would
Speaker 3: you're okay.
Speaker 10: I thought if you would have been just silent, I
Speaker 10: went out there and started the homelet.
Speaker 3: I thought you would have checked on me.
Speaker 5: I was with my ears.
Speaker 3: Rick, are you texted, yeah, I'm handling this. Are you really?
Speaker 5: I know you're always dangerous and someone else gets your
Speaker 5: phone I know is.
Speaker 3: To mess with speed, but I'm telling you that guy
Speaker 3: don't won't take care after that.
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he wants it, but his kids do,
Speaker 3: and that's all that matters. I didn't want to tell
Speaker 3: you that. That's what I was gonna tell you, don't
Speaker 3: we have here. We have two dads trying not to
Speaker 3: up with this cat yes, and trying.
Speaker 4: To document they didn't get rid of it.
Speaker 3: He pullitarry in to go, hey, look now you I
Speaker 3: really wants it.
Speaker 1: Hey, the boys will forget about a week or so,
Speaker 1: see all that.
Speaker 3: I don't think they would. I think I feel bad
Speaker 3: she's going up in the pound. That's not that. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna make sure that don't happen. I am, Hey, no problem,
Speaker 3: we love it. We added that because you didn't even lie,
Speaker 3: but he had said that price. I was just add
Speaker 3: stuff on text, Rick, you're texting a lot over there.
Speaker 3: It's good want because I'm shutting this down. Are you really?
Speaker 3: Rick is on my phone texting in back with this
Speaker 3: one thumb text there? It is, how y'all have the
Speaker 3: patience to You're gonna love my text? Bubby? You're a
Speaker 3: one finger texture and so is. It depends on what
Speaker 3: them here's what I'm sending.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm shrying to do. Index My hands won't
Speaker 1: work like that, my friend, Here we go.
Speaker 3: We want you guys to have the cat. So now
Speaker 3: it's off the table. Okay, the boys are older and
Speaker 3: it will actually be better for the cat and all
Speaker 3: involved if she just stays with your family. It is
Speaker 3: all good, a win win, Rick, if you don't mind
Speaker 3: going you you did?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Just popped up?
Speaker 5: Eric, I'm going for something. Amanda and I are trying
Speaker 5: to side on something. Can you respond to her on?
Speaker 3: That was really good? Now? What that was? Hey?
Speaker 1: Look closure I was gonna say it was in the
Speaker 1: hidden paperwork in the clothing.
Speaker 3: So y'all just forced the cat. Y'all just forced the
Speaker 3: cat on the man. How about this? Say it was
Speaker 3: up next we'll get rid of the dogs. Yep, okay,
Speaker 3: all right, we'll see what he says here. Oh no,
Speaker 3: I so you did just send that? Well yeah I did?
Speaker 3: I mean, ever did this. I believe what I text
Speaker 3: is the best thing. I truly do.
Speaker 1: You know what I think he's gonna do. What's gona
Speaker 1: happen if he didn't want what? Listen, we're gonna claim
Speaker 1: that you came back and got it. He's gonna take
Speaker 1: it off somewhere and let it out.
Speaker 3: That's what I listen, Rick Burgess has just been where
Speaker 3: you are. Okay, you know your Brody hit. Like about
Speaker 3: about sixteen seventeen, Brody went from I'm still kind of
Speaker 3: a boy to hey, I'm a young man, grew six inches,
Speaker 3: everything changed, voice drops, among other things, I'm sure, and
Speaker 3: suddenly this this thing with pets and all that, it
Speaker 3: is over. So what Reese is right on the line
Speaker 3: and what's about to happen is you're gonna end up
Speaker 3: with two dogs and a cat, and Reese is not
Speaker 3: gonna care about any of them because he's gonna have
Speaker 3: other things. He's gonna have a whole new focus because
Speaker 3: things that feel you know, you're still you're kind of
Speaker 3: that in between boy and man thing. But he's about
Speaker 3: to cross over into not mature man where they could
Speaker 3: use a cat, but young man, young man, and the
Speaker 3: pet world changes drastically.
Speaker 2: Then.
Speaker 3: You know, now one day, when he's a man, has
Speaker 3: his own place, he may go back to being pets again.
Speaker 3: He's about to go through a non pet era.
Speaker 1: What are you going to do when you get home
Speaker 1: and you tell Terry all this and she goes, well,
Speaker 1: I change my mind. I think we need to get
Speaker 1: it with the cat now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well this is that. Now you've got a very
Speaker 3: uncomfortable risk after what you do.
Speaker 4: Come on the show and say we'd like to have
Speaker 4: a couple of orange tabby kittens and you'll have all you.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've already gotten that.
Speaker 1: Some cat lady has already said, hey, I've got a
Speaker 1: whole cat.
Speaker 3: Half the cats again, listen said the cats. Yeah, everybody again,
Speaker 3: speedy saying the microphone because they're totally misunderstanding this. You
Speaker 3: don't want this cat or another cat? No, I do not. Okay,
Speaker 3: So everybody get that right the cat business.
Speaker 1: No, No, But you know, like we all said, you
Speaker 1: get a cat like like sitting at this, We've all
Speaker 1: said this. We all said, this family always pushing. What
Speaker 1: do you do with a lot of things? Got a
Speaker 1: dog and a cat at the same time. Now that's
Speaker 1: an odd I know.
Speaker 3: With Greg, Greg one time you were Phoenix Wall with
Speaker 3: chicken and noodles.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm just saying because he got them at
Speaker 1: the same time.
Speaker 3: We all get pulled into Yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Get pulled into it sometimes for the good things because
Speaker 1: I remember when Tyler told Sanna that he wanted Daddy
Speaker 1: to have a full wheeler.
Speaker 3: Two and that was a cool Chris. You think that
Speaker 3: Rick Burgess would have ever gone and gotten this dog.
Speaker 3: We have never. You just try to do.
Speaker 1: Things, so there is a there is a problem here.
Speaker 1: He's got to lick him better after that move. There's
Speaker 1: a problem, and I don't know how to. He hasn't responded,
Speaker 1: and he could be in a meeting or something. But
Speaker 1: if he if I get no response.
Speaker 4: He responded a minute ago, pretty quick.
Speaker 1: He did when he played the Terry card.
Speaker 3: Rick, he thought that Terry card his card out And
Speaker 3: you say I had to shut that down as a block.
Speaker 1: No, Rick, the Terry card, And hey, I'm sure the
Speaker 1: boys will forget about it in a week.
Speaker 3: But I don't know. There is a side.
Speaker 1: There is a side of me though I don't want
Speaker 1: to force the call the boys forget about.
Speaker 3: You're trying to do what's best for everybody involved. Just
Speaker 3: went all good.
Speaker 1: Because is done. Because the cat is normally outside. If
Speaker 1: he came to the new house, it'd have to be
Speaker 1: inside because or she because she'd wonder off. It's it's
Speaker 1: a different setup. At this house that if you bring
Speaker 1: this cat home, it's going to leave trying to go
Speaker 1: back work. No doubt, that's going to probably get eaten
Speaker 1: by a codey or right.
Speaker 3: Over by a car. So can I be honest with you,
Speaker 3: but type that speedy, speedy Greg, Greg, Greg, you know
Speaker 3: who's heart has grown has grown three sizes since he
Speaker 3: became a granddad.
Speaker 4: What he is saying, let you not getting rid of
Speaker 4: a bull.
Speaker 3: Here's where you have to be careful. And this is
Speaker 3: why I'm doing the part I'm doing now. Say I'm
Speaker 3: a guy that's all about closure, and listen to me.
Speaker 3: It's over, Claudia. It is best for Claudia.
Speaker 1: She's going to go back to that house if you
Speaker 1: bring her home for all the animal people that are
Speaker 1: wigging out right now.
Speaker 3: And she's with some young kids that are excited about her.
Speaker 3: And she's good. The cat's fine. But what you've got
Speaker 3: to be careful of if you and you've done it twice,
Speaker 3: and I've heard it, so I'll be your witness. People
Speaker 3: are I think they're getting it.
Speaker 1: Don't let them get an idea that you just want
Speaker 1: a cat and if this one doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Out, then I you just replace it with another rye.
Speaker 3: This is the end of the cat. This is the
Speaker 3: end of Speedy's House of cats.
Speaker 1: If we can stop this.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just but I know that feeling. Really,
Speaker 3: you know, I know that feeling.
Speaker 1: No, you're all over that. You know he's still having
Speaker 1: little doll or another Do I just mean another pet?
Speaker 1: Didn't that have to be a cat? I don't think
Speaker 1: he wants a hamster. I don't think he wants another doll.
Speaker 1: How long will I like if let's say it gets
Speaker 1: late afternoon today and.
Speaker 3: He hadn't replied, At what point.
Speaker 1: Do I go?
Speaker 3: Hey, man, I guess you go get at three o'clock?
Speaker 3: You do it? Did you get my text? Okay?
Speaker 2: Ricking bubba? Ricking bubba?
Speaker 3: All right now I'm getting concerned. I'm getting concerned about
Speaker 3: this because we're joking around, but this. I hope this
Speaker 3: doesn't turn up bad. This involves this area fifty one thing. Again.
Speaker 3: Oh I did say that, and it says the fast
Speaker 3: food chain tweeted out a message stating that they will
Speaker 3: be present at the storm Area fifty one raid. Nearly
Speaker 3: two million people have responded to the viral Facebook event. Now,
Speaker 3: the person who started this is trying to reel it
Speaker 3: back in it or may not result in a large
Speaker 3: group of alien seekers storming Area fifty one in search
Speaker 3: of alien life. Now, I know we're staying lot hearted,
Speaker 3: and RB's is staying lot hearted because they're saying that
Speaker 3: aliens deserve the best meat on earth. We will be there.
Speaker 3: We're going there, No really, we're going there hashtag Area
Speaker 3: fifty one and we're bringing a special menu. They're saying,
Speaker 3: we will bring the meat to Area fifty one. Is
Speaker 3: this only? Is this only adding to the problem? I mean,
Speaker 3: are we are we?
Speaker 4: It sounds like we're turning it into a burning man
Speaker 4: get to well.
Speaker 3: You know, but while all these people get the message,
Speaker 3: that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1: Now, I think that's there's gonna be some crazy next in,
Speaker 1: some nuts. Yeah yeah, And that's what the guy is
Speaker 1: worried about. That's why he said we need entertainment here
Speaker 1: because there's going to be people that show up there.
Speaker 1: That's why they ought to turn it into the Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a week or so ago.
Speaker 3: They came out with a say special fifty Area fifty
Speaker 3: one edition. Yeah, guys that other can then well yeah, yeah, up,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this again, Hey, everybody, listen up. Don't
Speaker 3: storm air force bases. No, don't do that. Let's don't
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 4: They have a lot of important stuff there. Look, there's
Speaker 4: some things they need to keep secret. We don't want
Speaker 4: our enemies to know about them.
Speaker 3: You said, like aliens, like aliens.
Speaker 4: Well, if they deemed that they need to keep that secret.
Speaker 3: But like I said, I have it on pretty good authority.
Speaker 4: There's no aliens there. And even if we.
Speaker 14: Had, you got an area fifty one inside er I
Speaker 14: did check with well, look and if there was one
Speaker 14: that he's who I tell.
Speaker 4: Right no at this point, at this point, don't you
Speaker 4: think they would store that other places other than eary
Speaker 4: fifty one every fifty one so that hey look here,
Speaker 4: look here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's it doing? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Look right here, look right here. Well I got everything
Speaker 4: over here.
Speaker 3: Yes, by the way, you did you know?
Speaker 4: It's like when we carry Look, I'm just saying, just
Speaker 4: think about this. When we have these high priority contacts,
Speaker 4: we don't care them to US jail for the CIA
Speaker 4: to investigate them where they're under American law. We care
Speaker 4: them to you know, Greece or somewhere else.
Speaker 3: Did you did you know that? James spam believes in
Speaker 3: the UFOs. I did see that yesterday, did I just
Speaker 3: didn't know that about James. I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I that I'm not an It's a big universe out there.
Speaker 4: There's no telling what's out there, what any telling he
Speaker 4: was out there. But this is what we do know, Rick.
Speaker 10: We know.
Speaker 4: We have been to the Moon, we have we have
Speaker 4: sent rovers to Mars, and it looks like everywhere it's
Speaker 4: just magnificent desolation except good old planet Earth so far.
Speaker 4: But there's a lot of places out there. Who's to say,
Speaker 4: I don't know. Won't change my my religious beliefs either way.
Speaker 3: Oh I know that. No, I just but we just
Speaker 3: haven't seen them.
Speaker 4: And let's let's assume that they're smarter than us. They
Speaker 4: haven't reached out to us. If they're not as smart
Speaker 4: as us, then it's gonna be a while before we
Speaker 4: find them.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you why I don't think they're smarter
Speaker 3: than banging on rocks?
Speaker 4: You just got to play dumb odds here and go
Speaker 4: it's fifty to fifty.
Speaker 3: The reason why I don't think that they're any better
Speaker 3: than we are. And I was kind of hoping they
Speaker 3: would be undally they are crashing it just like we ye.
Speaker 3: I mean, they have a lot of meetings that never
Speaker 3: go anywhere. Are you ever gonna do something? I mean
Speaker 3: either attacker don't.
Speaker 4: But but I mean you'll not have a big ship
Speaker 4: pull up one day and they be loaded with them.
Speaker 3: You know who knows or they're are they're already here.
Speaker 3: We don't know it. This could be some frenchy I've
Speaker 3: seen some funny looking people.
Speaker 4: But I have to look, we've been putting radio waves
Speaker 4: and TV waves out in space for you know, one
Speaker 4: hundred years, so we're we're making a big electronic signature
Speaker 4: one hundred light years away. So and nobody's responded yet.
Speaker 3: So it's about you with those glasses on the end
Speaker 3: of the nose.
Speaker 4: What I really and my question is I want to know.
Speaker 4: I want to know what they knew and when they.
Speaker 3: When I showed a couple of questions. So anyway, thank
Speaker 3: you doctor Bieler for coming in. Right, have it on
Speaker 3: high authority? Right, have it on high authority? Uh? I did?
Speaker 4: I new got worked there, and he said, look, if
Speaker 4: they were there, I would have known about it, and
Speaker 4: I didn't know about it, So they're probably not okay.
Speaker 3: But let's just there.
Speaker 14: Do you you think he would tell you?
Speaker 3: You understand secret? You know, I'm understand what you're saying.
Speaker 4: Okay, Greg uh, But but again, look at how the
Speaker 4: government handles other things. We carry it to other places.
Speaker 4: It's not where you think.
Speaker 3: It should be.
Speaker 4: That's part of the the thing of keeping it secret.
Speaker 3: I got to tell you that would have been the ultimately. Look,
Speaker 3: you can't tell me about graveyard graved there's I don't
Speaker 3: have the exact number. There's three to seven little grays graveyard.
Speaker 3: That means between you and me in the graveyard, I.
Speaker 13: Don't tell the dead aliens, and you can't tell Rick,
Speaker 13: and you can't tell Babby, don't tell me, and do
Speaker 13: not once still speaking, But but we do, Helena know, we.
Speaker 3: Do know now.
Speaker 4: We do know now that while they were testing some
Speaker 4: of these top secret military jets, people saw them and
Speaker 4: thought they were UFOs, and they were not UFOs. They
Speaker 4: were just top secret military jets. But they were using
Speaker 4: public reports to see if they had accomplished what they
Speaker 4: wanted to do far as sound compression, as far as
Speaker 4: not been able to see it, you know.
Speaker 1: So it was interesting that you said sound compression as
Speaker 1: you were losing your compression.
Speaker 3: What happened he was joking, it was it was funny.
Speaker 3: It happened right in compressions.
Speaker 5: My way.
Speaker 3: I think there was the moment he was passing out.
Speaker 3: Just the ball. Listen, the brain said, quick quickly, we
Speaker 3: need more air, more more, more oxygen, more oxygen. It
Speaker 3: was a good point too. Down the ball.
Speaker 12: He won't move, he's just letting, just letting the clock run.
Speaker 12: You need something, We're.
Speaker 3: Good right bye. I know that you just saw you
Speaker 3: put on your calendar. Go somewhere desolate and cry my
Speaker 3: eyes out. And it was a good point though well
Speaker 3: I didn't hear all that. It kind of faded there
Speaker 3: at then Leah good Man ever turned away. Fifteen minutes
Speaker 3: to the top of the hour eight six six. We'd
Speaker 3: be big as our number. More of the Rick and
Speaker 3: Bubba show coming up.
Speaker 2: Draft of this Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba.
Speaker 3: All right, So the guys are telling Bubba and h
Speaker 3: and me in the in the kitchen that we're going
Speaker 3: to not believe what we're about to see out of it.
Speaker 1: As a Norwegian woman, we has an unusual skill running
Speaker 1: and jumping like a horse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what uh, this is.
Speaker 1: Something that that was brought to our attention. I guess
Speaker 1: late last week or over the weekend. It's in show
Speaker 1: notes and we we watched it in the kickoff hour.
Speaker 1: H and Adler's got a got a kind of a
Speaker 1: weird tie into this.
Speaker 3: And doesn't have a weird ty in too everything.
Speaker 1: So on radio, I apologize, you're gonna hear us and
Speaker 1: you too haven't seen.
Speaker 11: This, Bubby, You're wait to see your You're going to
Speaker 11: see a one.
Speaker 3: It's got like just music with it.
Speaker 1: But it looks like she's doing I guess, uh, kind
Speaker 1: of a fast bear crawl for those of you that
Speaker 1: can't visualize. But she's galloping like a horse. You said
Speaker 1: that she runs around like a horse on all fours.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, she can jump obstacles to like the steeplechase.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she even jumped a picnic table.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 1: Look, and we're gonna start with her walking down the
Speaker 1: little trail.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh that's nothing. She's warming. We'll be watching this. Yeah.
Speaker 15: Now here she comes, she's running, that's her. Yes, watch,
Speaker 15: that looks like a horse. That's a person. That's not true,
Speaker 15: that's a person.
Speaker 3: Gallop gallop. Now this could go bad. This is some
Speaker 3: kind of camera game. It is't real. Look at her jumping, y'all.
Speaker 3: This is not real. It can't be.
Speaker 8: This is.
Speaker 3: And that's in Jans. How do you end up like this?
Speaker 2: Rick?
Speaker 3: She chose to that's why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she I want to see some video over standing
Speaker 1: up no way she can stand? That shows her jumping
Speaker 1: over things. Her gait is amazing, the way she dried way. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm able to do that.
Speaker 4: She has shoes on her hands, that's for you.
Speaker 3: Look at that. Here's what I want to know, is
Speaker 3: jumping over there? She doing this on purposers are chileman. No,
Speaker 3: she's not like raised by wolves or anything.
Speaker 4: Well that's when hey, it looks like, yeah, I have
Speaker 4: to ask.
Speaker 3: You're right?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: When she was this way, we think maybe she was
Speaker 3: the only way she can go.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, she was like four years old.
Speaker 1: Where's the one when she's really galloping?
Speaker 5: Do I want to see the one on the beach
Speaker 5: where she's just flying?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That coming up her arms.
Speaker 1: Here comes here comes the beach right here, gate right.
Speaker 1: I can't believe in her feet all the way back
Speaker 1: up in front of her chest.
Speaker 3: I can't believe what I'm seeing. It's jogging.
Speaker 4: But she's she's doing that. It's her leg and arm
Speaker 4: moving together, right, This is the one that's a horse.
Speaker 4: That's it's opposite, isn't it.
Speaker 3: When I saw that, that's rigging. That's a whole different one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a gallop there. When I saw her coming from
Speaker 3: a distance, I thought it was an animal.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 3: I was real concerned about that. Vie, poor dog. He's
Speaker 3: so confused. I don't know what to do. But do
Speaker 3: you know that there's people that run around like this.
Speaker 1: That's kind of their things, just like these people walking
Speaker 1: around with like Ian.
Speaker 3: We have one of them on our store. I won't
Speaker 3: footage of this woman walking normal.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 11: So when she was she loved dogs, so she started
Speaker 11: running like a dog. And then she she got older,
Speaker 11: and she got older, started running like a whole here goes.
Speaker 3: Hey, Henry was just capture the show on YouTube.
Speaker 14: Man, Hello, lady, you'll know it's how close is Norwegia.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty good gallop because uh, I.
Speaker 16: Gotta go, oh gosh, wow, is that not bizarre?
Speaker 3: Now? That was very very strong. She's amazing.
Speaker 4: Like over the weekend, you know, we'd have the hot
Speaker 4: dog getting contest, which I can't even watch.
Speaker 3: It has ever been It was the I looked up
Speaker 3: and just saw it for a minute, and I thought,
Speaker 3: what a bad movie this is on in a restaurant. Yeah,
Speaker 3: somebody turned that office discussion. Now, this is unbelievable.
Speaker 12: That.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's she's just that to kill your lower.
Speaker 3: It looks like an animal with a human head.
Speaker 1: Rick if the coach tried to punish her with the
Speaker 1: bear cross. Oh, she could run a route like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she looks.
Speaker 4: Y'all, jumping over a picnic table that I can't do that,
Speaker 4: running no.
Speaker 3: A picture down just like that and owning it like that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, just look, that's a strange looking bulldog. Hey,
Speaker 3: it's speedy.
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