Speaker 1: To Teas and a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge him.
Speaker 3: Hello, him very low energy today.
Speaker 4: Well we're me too, but we're gonna have to pull
Speaker 4: it together.
Speaker 3: I have like an emotional hangover from the reunion.
Speaker 4: I know, but this is day. This is day emotional.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it's a hang on. It's not even
Speaker 3: a hangover. I don't know what's wrong. Well, snap out
Speaker 3: of it, because maybe because Thursday's coming and I can,
Speaker 3: I'm about to get more hate it's kid.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're prepping. You're prepping to get hated out.
Speaker 3: I don't'm joking, but I am just beat.
Speaker 4: I know. I slept like a bajillion hours last night.
Speaker 2: I went to sleep at eight fifteen and woke up
Speaker 2: like I'm normally one that's like up and adam by
Speaker 2: five am. And today I saw that it was five am,
Speaker 2: and then I fell back asleep for too much.
Speaker 3: Well, I made the mistake of watching Monster before I
Speaker 3: went to bed.
Speaker 4: Why would you watch that?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It was kind of interesting. Yeah, I'm alone,
Speaker 3: like the second episode, but disturbing, very disturbing.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh. Now let's get into some headlines.
Speaker 3: There's only one. There's no headlines.
Speaker 4: I met headline, good line, the one head lard.
Speaker 3: What's going on in the Bravo universe here Housewives? There's no.
Speaker 4: Yoh, everybody's like stacking off. You're not causing drama. Everyone good?
Speaker 4: Yeah ah yeah yeah. Well this first one is Bravo
Speaker 4: and Cocktails post Jared Osmond's DMS about Real Housewives of
Speaker 4: Salt Lake Cities.
Speaker 2: Britney Bateman and the DMS. Jared writes, you know, the
Speaker 2: fascinating part of Britney's story is that she adds so
Speaker 2: much drama for no reason, truly in an attempt to
Speaker 2: be relevant. If you want to know the truth on
Speaker 2: our history, I've already walked away from her. I've never
Speaker 2: broken up with her. I've always been steady, spoiled her
Speaker 2: over the last year, paid for everything, and I've been
Speaker 2: a true gentleman. She is so damaged from her past
Speaker 2: relationships that she makes out to be the bad guy.
Speaker 4: She's scared that I won't put a ring on her finger.
Speaker 2: And I just want to play so rather than just
Speaker 2: steadily stay with me and work through all the dating
Speaker 2: issues that pop up, she runs like a scared child.
Speaker 3: I'm already getting the ck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then he says, I need to date a stable woman.
Speaker 2: For the record, Brittany has a job on the show
Speaker 2: because I decided to go on. I give her relevance,
Speaker 2: I give her a talking point. She promised me that
Speaker 2: we wouldn't take our love on camera, that we would
Speaker 2: be best friends. Hence the reason for all the best
Speaker 2: friend comments. I went against my better make.
Speaker 3: It stop, make it stop.
Speaker 2: And I filmed with her thinking that she would hold
Speaker 2: onto that she did not.
Speaker 4: Obviously, I've stepped up. This is a fucking long ass
Speaker 4: dyah way.
Speaker 3: I cannot stand when guys go public like this, like
Speaker 3: hold on, but we're not done. When we get through
Speaker 3: the I cannot I don't care anymore. He lost me
Speaker 3: after just saying just writing a DM.
Speaker 4: Well, then I've stepped up to give her all that
Speaker 4: she's needed to make herself relevant on the show. And
Speaker 4: what I got in return was a woman that dumped
Speaker 4: me and makes me look like a complete idiot by
Speaker 4: the time this is all done, also evidenced by some
Speaker 4: of her tiktoks, not a happy camper.
Speaker 2: Even with all of her bringing up of Jared Osmond,
Speaker 2: she was still unable to keep her spot as a housewife.
Speaker 2: And I think Jared Osmond might be the reason for it.
Speaker 2: You think, well, he films next week. We see a
Speaker 2: little clip for Yeah, I know, but everybody's realizing if
Speaker 2: you go onto the show and you're pretending to not
Speaker 2: be in a relationship and be friends and be that,
Speaker 2: and you're faking and it's scripted. What he's saying here
Speaker 2: is exactly the antithesis of what Housewives is supposed to be,
Speaker 2: which is.
Speaker 4: Sharing your life. If they're just friends, then why has
Speaker 4: he all been out of shape?
Speaker 3: He's the problem he I mean.
Speaker 2: I think she might be a problem too. I think
Speaker 2: they're equally problematic. But I was like, I mean, she
Speaker 2: started this season filming as a house All she.
Speaker 3: Did was say that he they broke up, and what
Speaker 3: and who was it that said she was? He was
Speaker 3: talking to a brown girl, and he's lost his shit
Speaker 3: over that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I think it's because all the women don't
Speaker 2: like him. That's what's upsetting him, and he probably will go.
Speaker 3: To reality TV.
Speaker 4: Mister Osmond, Jared, we could have let you know before
Speaker 4: you gave relevance to Britney.
Speaker 2: But I wish you would stop talking about you and
Speaker 2: talk to the women about anything else because I truly don't.
Speaker 4: Care about their relationship and I don't really care that
Speaker 4: he's related to the Osmond Well.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's gonna get really messy all season long.
Speaker 3: He's going to be doing these posts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. He gives me the you're right
Speaker 4: the ick ick.
Speaker 2: Since we're on this, can we just start with salt
Speaker 2: Lake because I'm all revved up.
Speaker 3: You're all repped.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: We're on episode four. It starts out where the women
Speaker 2: get ready for the day. Bronwin is hopeful she, Heather,
Speaker 2: and Lisa can move forward after the drama of the
Speaker 2: night before. Meredith then ghost tells Lisa that Angie and
Speaker 2: Whitney warned her to be careful around her. Lisa says
Speaker 2: they're trying to turn Meredith against her. Heather is torn
Speaker 2: about telling Whitney about what Heather said about her business,
Speaker 2: and Whitney tells Lisa about the plan and Lisa tells
Speaker 2: Whitney she's not coming.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with the Laverne and Shirley intro. These editors
Speaker 3: are so amazing on the show. I'm sure the younger
Speaker 3: generation have no idea what is going on in who.
Speaker 3: Laverne and Shirley truly are icons, icons, legends.
Speaker 2: The entire part was funny where all of them they
Speaker 2: like say their names and then they're like pointing and like.
Speaker 3: I liked Oh, I loved it. I mean that took
Speaker 3: me back to my childhood. So I can't imagine too
Speaker 3: many people get in the reference. But Meredith is so
Speaker 3: messy and I'm here for it. I love it.
Speaker 4: But this is what I don't like.
Speaker 2: She's only messy when one person is around, Like, she's
Speaker 2: only messy to like spill other people's shit, But then
Speaker 2: once they're in a group, she's pretty silent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but how about Whitney and Angie tried to get
Speaker 3: Meredith to join their their team, their team? Those are
Speaker 3: those words? And she goes straight to Lisa and tells
Speaker 3: her everything. Well, yeah, and what does Lisa call them?
Speaker 3: Friendship fuckers?
Speaker 2: Friendship fuckers? You know what, You're a friendship fucker? Camera, Yeah, listen,
Speaker 2: you friendship fucker.
Speaker 4: But I also thought it was bizarre that the two
Speaker 4: people that Lisa decided to hang out with instead were
Speaker 4: Brittany and Meylee. By the way, I don't think Malee
Speaker 4: spoke this episode either.
Speaker 3: She was pretty quiet. I didn't know there was a
Speaker 3: such thing as a beer cave.
Speaker 4: I didn't either.
Speaker 3: Do you know what who cave is?
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: I still don't even after watching it.
Speaker 3: Evidently, in eighteen hundreds, they didn't have refrigeration, so the
Speaker 3: beer caves kept the beer cold.
Speaker 4: Huh. Well, they head to the beer caves while Lisa, Mailey,
Speaker 4: and Brittany go to curling.
Speaker 3: Curling is probably the last thing in the entire world
Speaker 3: I'd ever want to do.
Speaker 2: But Bronwin, like us, doesn't understand why Lisa took them.
Speaker 2: Angie says things are tense between her and Lisa since
Speaker 2: their conversation, and then Whitney asked Meredith if they told
Speaker 2: Lisa what they said, and Marissa Meredith goes.
Speaker 4: Of course I did.
Speaker 3: Of course I did. Do you think that Lisa choosing
Speaker 3: Brittany and Melly to go with her was wrong move
Speaker 3: or do you think this was something that was already
Speaker 3: set up.
Speaker 2: I think she thought taking the two newbies who aren't
Speaker 2: her actual friends was going to be a power move,
Speaker 2: but I think she misjudged it.
Speaker 3: So how it normally works when we go on trips,
Speaker 3: there's two choices. There's usually two events set up because
Speaker 3: they'd like to split us apart. You're gonna go beer
Speaker 3: tasting or you're gonna go sledging, curling or curling whatever
Speaker 3: they did, and I think it was probably already predetermined
Speaker 3: who was going where.
Speaker 4: I actually don't know in this case. I feel like
Speaker 4: they were all supposed to go to the beer Normally,
Speaker 4: in my experience, we know in advance, like the night
Speaker 4: before at the dinner, they're gonna be like, there's two
Speaker 4: things that we could go do tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Who wants to do what?
Speaker 2: We can either go to the and then that's predetermined.
Speaker 2: But this like, I'm not going.
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't know. Maybe I could be wrong.
Speaker 4: I could I've been wrong before.
Speaker 3: Then what the two new girls were gonna go by themselves?
Speaker 4: But why would Maillie go with Lisa without telling her
Speaker 4: bestie Whitney.
Speaker 3: Because they're trying to split them up to get new friendships.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess then if Malee were to tell Whitney,
Speaker 2: she would have had to speak this episode. So she figured, well,
Speaker 2: there's always sex.
Speaker 3: Episode, Teddy, there's always next episode for her to I.
Speaker 4: Didn't see her speaking in the scenes for next week either. Damn.
Speaker 3: Well, she is a housewife, correct Malee? She Oh she's not.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh god, Brittany was supposed to be a housewife
Speaker 2: and was demoted.
Speaker 4: The only one that is a housewife is Bronwin.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: It's very hard for me when you have like a
Speaker 2: unique name like Bronwin and there was already somebody named
Speaker 2: bronwhin that existed.
Speaker 4: I know, Like, I'm only okay.
Speaker 3: It's the most common name ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm only okay with repeat names. If their common name,
Speaker 4: can we just call her be Be? She doesn't really
Speaker 4: seem like a beat, Like what's up beat? No? Anyway.
Speaker 2: Then they sit for lunch in the beer caves. While
Speaker 2: the trio is curling, Lisa says anything is better than
Speaker 2: having to hang out with Whitney.
Speaker 4: Mary tells us she's never had a beer before.
Speaker 2: They taste beer and pear it with cheese, and all
Speaker 2: I can think about is Britney from vander Pop Rules
Speaker 2: and her Maama's beer cheese.
Speaker 3: The whole day, I thought you were gonna say all
Speaker 3: you could think about was burping.
Speaker 4: I haven't burped yet today.
Speaker 3: But when you drink beer, I love what Mary had.
Speaker 3: I said. I had no idea there was an upscale beer.
Speaker 3: It's regal. Mary is pretty funny this, she's freaking funny.
Speaker 3: And here we go with the Jeffrey Dahmer stories. Then
Speaker 3: she's like, my dad has been known to be a liar.
Speaker 4: Hopefully he's not lying about this one. I'm like, hopefully
Speaker 4: he is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hopefully is Hopefully this.
Speaker 2: Was a lie. Then they're all sitting around the table
Speaker 2: and Jared has been blowing up Britney's phone since she
Speaker 2: found out about the brow girl. Lisa says, the texts
Speaker 2: are manipulative, But why did she have to do it?
Speaker 4: Cheers again for this? Why?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 4: Why does she need to cheers every time she speaks?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Could you imagine if I was like every time on
Speaker 4: the pod.
Speaker 3: She demands attention.
Speaker 4: Hold on one second, Tam, I need to make a point.
Speaker 4: Instead of cutting you off, I'm gonna cheers myself. I
Speaker 4: don't get it.
Speaker 3: There, that's her thing.
Speaker 2: Well, then Whitney and Heather stay while the rest of
Speaker 2: the women head to the end to listen to ghost stories.
Speaker 2: Heather tells Whitney about Meredith's comments about her business. Whitney says,
Speaker 2: there's nothing shady in her business as a social media post.
Speaker 4: No, what was shady?
Speaker 2: The editors here showing the pictures right next to one
Speaker 2: another of the identical necklaces.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I have to believe it's actually switched that
Speaker 3: that what's it? Ali Baba? Is that the name of it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They probably ripped off her pictures. Yeah, don't you think allegedly.
Speaker 3: I think do you think Heather did the right thing
Speaker 3: by telling Whitney about the rumors.
Speaker 4: And the dumas and the marriages. Yes, I think Heather
Speaker 4: did it in a nice way.
Speaker 3: Well, Whitney also said that she thinks that maybe her
Speaker 3: one of her friends is behind it. Do you think
Speaker 3: that Meredith is a new reality Vauntee's.
Speaker 4: I think that it really is.
Speaker 2: I mean, how much do you mind pulling up prism
Speaker 2: and telling me how much those necklaces are? They're one
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty to two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that they are. That she's ripping
Speaker 3: off from whatever Ali Baba or whatever shean or whatever.
Speaker 3: But I think I can's the opposite because I heard
Speaker 3: Andy mentioned on wch it Happens Live last night, and
Speaker 3: he made it sound like, no, that's not what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, I don't know anything.
Speaker 2: I don't sell any anything like that, so I don't
Speaker 2: have any.
Speaker 3: But my friend's kind of messed up that Meredith brought
Speaker 3: it up without talking to Whitney first.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, But yes, I agree, but I think
Speaker 2: clearly Meredith doesn't like Whitney. I think Meredith solely, solely
Speaker 2: brought it up to make Whitney look like shit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then let let Heather tell her on camera because
Speaker 2: she was too chicken shit to do it herself. Like,
Speaker 2: if you're going to really stir the pot and stir
Speaker 2: it in front of the group, bring it up in
Speaker 2: front of everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then Whitney also questions how Meredith hasn't learned how
Speaker 2: to stay out of the DMS after last year Whenney
Speaker 2: says if Meredith was her friend, she would come to her,
Speaker 2: and then Heather ba and I agree with that, yeah,
Speaker 2: But then Heather, Heather begs Whitney not to bring it
Speaker 2: up on the sprinter van and it made me laugh
Speaker 2: when they like pan to her and they're like God
Speaker 2: in the sprinter van and you can tell she's.
Speaker 3: Like doing she waited for another sprinter van to bring
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm like, listen, Heather, please don't kill my joy.
Speaker 4: I love drama and a sprinter van.
Speaker 3: I love a good fight because you know, nobody can
Speaker 3: walk out.
Speaker 4: But you know, Heather, I'm sorry, but you know what.
Speaker 2: You wanted her to wait until a meal because that's
Speaker 2: where the better cameras are.
Speaker 3: Yes, so don't try to full out. Not those go pros.
Speaker 3: Not the go pros on the windows of the sprinter van.
Speaker 3: They don't have the best footage, show the best, the
Speaker 3: clearest HD.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's what we want. I don't care if
Speaker 4: it's a little blurry.
Speaker 3: I like being blurry. I look better.
Speaker 2: I wish my camera was blurrier today because I look
Speaker 2: like a big piece of shit too.
Speaker 3: I haven't even had a shower today, I did, I think.
Speaker 2: Then the women head to the Harley Davidson Museum. Whitney
Speaker 2: says it's been an amazing trip until she found out
Speaker 2: they were talking about her business. Meredith says she didn't
Speaker 2: start the rumor and she knew Whitney didn't want to
Speaker 2: discuss business with her. Whitney questions that she was concerned
Speaker 2: why she didn't come to her, and Meredith says she
Speaker 2: wasn't that concerned.
Speaker 3: Well, I saw a familiar face at the Harley Davidson Museum.
Speaker 3: Who that would be Bill Davidson from Harley. We Eddie
Speaker 3: and I were there with one hundredth anniversary I think
Speaker 3: it was last year, and Bill gave us a tour
Speaker 3: and introduced us to his dad Willie. Oh not hi,
Speaker 3: there's no dinner table right there.
Speaker 4: They put it in.
Speaker 3: They brought it in, They.
Speaker 4: Brought it in. Well, the fact that Meredith can.
Speaker 2: Cause mess and always come out of the other side clean,
Speaker 2: it's a talent.
Speaker 4: Of talent is talent. It's talent. Then they sit down
Speaker 4: for dinner, Whitney hands everyone one of her custom designs
Speaker 4: with a little shade. With a little shade, Whitney tells
Speaker 4: Meredith if she truly cared, she'd call her, and then
Speaker 4: Meredith says, Whitney is making this much bigger. I'm like, Meredith,
Speaker 4: this is.
Speaker 2: Coming from someone who flipped out that Whitney's selling bath
Speaker 2: bombs because one time mentioned that you were interested in
Speaker 2: starting a bath something as a joke at the reunion.
Speaker 4: But you didn't do.
Speaker 3: Somebody went after Meredith's business like that.
Speaker 4: What is Meredith's business?
Speaker 3: The store you've got caviaar baby Lifestyles of the rich
Speaker 3: and famous.
Speaker 4: How come she's never sent us any?
Speaker 3: I don't want any. I'm not a big heavy hoar person.
Speaker 4: Well me neither, but I still wouldn't mind having it
Speaker 4: to offer to people, just so I can seem douchey
Speaker 4: and bougie. Would you like some caviar. You can put it,
Speaker 4: you can put it on a wheat thin. Well, then
Speaker 4: Lisa says Whitney needs some help because she's been making
Speaker 4: this bigger, and Whitney mocks Lisa. Whitney says they've been
Speaker 4: gossiping about her, and Lisa says she and Angie did
Speaker 4: the same to her. Whitney says she feels stream rolled
Speaker 4: by her. Where'll start to.
Speaker 3: Jesus, not Whitney.
Speaker 4: But then things take a little bit of it not
Speaker 4: a healing journey, helly healing.
Speaker 3: You need to leave her alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But then Meredith and Angie start screaming at each other.
Speaker 2: Angreie tells Lisa she doesn't like that she's not just
Speaker 2: doing whatever she wants to do.
Speaker 4: And then this got very bizarre because.
Speaker 2: I think Lisa thought this was going to be a
Speaker 2: good comeback, but it really only made Lisa look like
Speaker 2: an asshole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, remind me to never get in an argument with
Speaker 3: Angie too, because she lost her ship after this.
Speaker 2: Well, Lisa tells Angie she hasn't been a good friend
Speaker 2: and makes excuses to get off the phone with her
Speaker 2: because Electra is calling.
Speaker 4: I'm like, who doesn't do that? I know who I
Speaker 4: want to know if you have a long winded friend,
Speaker 4: you're for sure going to be like, oh, shoot, blah
Speaker 4: blah blah is calling Sophia is calling me. Yeah, I'm like,
Speaker 4: and but why do people.
Speaker 3: Bring the kids into things? It's just so low?
Speaker 4: Well, and then Andree stood up and pushed her chair back,
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 3: I don't know, she scared me.
Speaker 4: It made me feel awkward. It was as awkward as
Speaker 4: the drink throwing too.
Speaker 3: I was just going to say that Lisa's drink throw.
Speaker 4: I didn't like either of it. But I'm also not run.
Speaker 3: This out here. Do you think these girls are just
Speaker 3: doing too much just to do things to make good TV?
Speaker 3: Because that never lands, right.
Speaker 4: I think that's what's happening.
Speaker 2: I mean, I still very much enjoy watching them, but
Speaker 2: all of this felt a little weird.
Speaker 4: And I I also thought.
Speaker 3: The customs, the props, the overreacting to certain things.
Speaker 4: But also what reaction did Lisa expect to get from
Speaker 4: the electra comment, Because honestly, Angie could have responded with
Speaker 4: anything and won that argument.
Speaker 3: She could have responded, Okay, yeah you tell yes, I
Speaker 3: don't like to bring kids in. But it's not like
Speaker 3: she said something bad about her kid.
Speaker 2: But she was I think in Angie's defense, she was
Speaker 2: almost mocking Angie as a mother.
Speaker 3: True, you know what I mean, Like, well, there's nothing
Speaker 3: horrible about getting off the phone because your child needs you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and even if it does happen every time, and
Speaker 2: she's spending that much time on the phone with you,
Speaker 2: that makes her a bad friend that she'd answer the
Speaker 2: phone for her child.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't land.
Speaker 4: Well, it wasn't good either, did that chair.
Speaker 2: Neither did the Brittany and Jared conversation that they officially
Speaker 2: broke up, only to find out they didn't officially break
Speaker 2: up because she didn't tell him yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like in her interview was an interview, They're like,
Speaker 3: have you told him? No, I haven't told him, So
Speaker 3: you broke up with him in your head, you can't
Speaker 3: text him and tell him. And by the way, I
Speaker 3: was floored that there's an Osmond Lane in Utah.
Speaker 4: I don't need to go to it. I can skip.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard the name Osmond, like Donnie and Mary
Speaker 3: Osmond like since now.
Speaker 2: Well, I think they were on like Dancing with the
Speaker 2: Stars or something recently, so I did, but oh they
Speaker 2: were Yeah, Mary makes a good point. She's like, you'll
Speaker 2: be back together in five minutes anyway, And then bron
Speaker 2: would ask Brittany if she is in love with Jared
Speaker 2: or in love with the street he.
Speaker 4: Grew up on? Which is the Osmond lane that TAM's
Speaker 4: referring to.
Speaker 2: What about that we're all Mary's eye roll in this
Speaker 2: situation like this is this is tough to kind of
Speaker 2: watch because one, I would get it if Brittany knew
Speaker 2: Bronwin's husband or Bronwin or whatever.
Speaker 4: But like, who cares?
Speaker 3: I don't. Well, they don't have a prenup now because
Speaker 3: they trust each other and it's purely on love.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying that she's not just
Speaker 4: to judge, honestly, who cares?
Speaker 3: Who cares?
Speaker 4: Are you happy? You guys want to be together. You've
Speaker 4: been together quite some time.
Speaker 3: It must mean it's not like he's a douche lord
Speaker 3: or anything. No, he's like a nice guy.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess, I mean, we do judge, we
Speaker 4: do care, but in this situation, I don't. I haven't
Speaker 4: seen the couple enough to care or not care, because
Speaker 4: they seem fine to me. They seem happy in their
Speaker 4: doctor Sue's house and giving Louis Vatana gifts to one another.
Speaker 3: They don't. They don't bug me.
Speaker 4: No, they don't bug me at all. Even their phone
Speaker 4: call when she's like sitting on the bed filling him in,
Speaker 4: like this a nice phone call. Whatever. Yeah, But then
Speaker 4: the women head to the drag show Bron when changed
Speaker 4: into Spring twenty twenty two, Machino.
Speaker 3: Hot Do you say that? I've always wondered how you
Speaker 3: say that?
Speaker 4: I think I'm I don't. I think it's Machino, but
Speaker 4: I've been.
Speaker 3: I've always I've never really known how to say that.
Speaker 4: A hot dog outfit. Yeah, but then Mary says it's
Speaker 4: a cost so you know what, it's cature, it's a
Speaker 4: hot dog.
Speaker 3: But she kind of pulled it off.
Speaker 2: Well, but I love that Mary was so pissed at
Speaker 2: Brittany for saying it about Bron when saying that her
Speaker 2: outfit wasn't for sure the last time, but now she's
Speaker 2: calling it a costume.
Speaker 3: It's a hot dog.
Speaker 4: It's a hot diggity dog.
Speaker 2: Then Whitney his love for the drag queen started when
Speaker 2: she was eight years old, and the women have a
Speaker 2: dance off on stage.
Speaker 3: And Meredith's dancing was everything.
Speaker 2: Between Mereth's dancing and to borrow this line from the Countess.
Speaker 4: Even Mochino makes mistakes, it's just couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't.
Speaker 4: And then that's the end, and then we go into
Speaker 4: the scenes for next.
Speaker 3: Week where we get to actually see Jared.
Speaker 4: Now what I think of? I got it from Jared.
Speaker 4: I don't even jewelers. Yeah, where'd you get it? I
Speaker 4: got it from Jared? Jared. That's all I can think about.
Speaker 2: When he belongs on one of those commercials too, he
Speaker 2: could be Jared.
Speaker 3: But yeah, isn't Jared the guy from Subway?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he got in a lot of trouble. That's a
Speaker 4: good documentary. I love when our add.
Speaker 2: Pops off and we can't even focus on what we're
Speaker 2: talking about, and we're on eighteen different topics. But yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll take a quick break and then we'll come back
Speaker 2: recap New York, Episode two, season fifteen.
Speaker 4: All right, so we are back to talk about New York.
Speaker 2: It starts off where Aaron, her mother, Dorothy, and Uba
Speaker 2: go wig shopping. Aaron's mother was diagnosed with breast cancer
Speaker 2: and it's her third week of chemo. Aaron says Brinn
Speaker 2: knows what she's going through with her mom, and she's
Speaker 2: damaging her friendship with Jenna.
Speaker 4: Aaron says, Jenna opened up.
Speaker 2: To all of them that the money was dry, and
Speaker 2: Brenn used that to create a problem. Aaron says, this
Speaker 2: is reliving the cheese story, and then Aaron gets emotional
Speaker 2: with Abe about the decisions.
Speaker 3: So the money was dry, but she just bought a
Speaker 3: Roll's rice, So I don't think the money is dry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she was making a What Aaron's claiming
Speaker 2: is she was not being serious.
Speaker 3: Where does she live because most people in New York
Speaker 3: don't have cars.
Speaker 4: I think she goes. Maybe she has two houses, Maybe
Speaker 4: she goes back and forth.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm thinking. But would you be upset with
Speaker 3: your husband if he made a big financial decision without
Speaker 3: consulting you like that?
Speaker 4: Well, we don't share our bank account, so I wouldn't
Speaker 4: know if he did or didn't, and we don't really
Speaker 4: discuss those things, so like I wouldn't know where's the bitcoin.
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about bitcoin, so I don't even
Speaker 3: know how it works.
Speaker 4: But I'm sorry, it's not about the bitcoin. I don't believe.
Speaker 4: For one, don't believe it more than the other. Than
Speaker 4: the bitcoin. I could see it n Abe's face. We
Speaker 4: can call it the bitcoin, we can do whatever. And
Speaker 4: the fact that we had to string us along that
Speaker 4: entire episode to get to freaking bitcoin.
Speaker 3: Well, we know who wears the pants in that family?
Speaker 4: Well, I we got We'll get to their conversation later.
Speaker 3: But does Aaron look and sound like Jennifer Aniston a
Speaker 3: little bit?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, I think. I mean I have a total
Speaker 4: girl crush on Aaron. I think she's hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's adorable.
Speaker 2: She's so cute, and I like the way she dresses.
Speaker 2: But we'll get back to Abe and the Abe of
Speaker 2: it all. Then Si and Jenna meet for lunch. SI
Speaker 2: says she's in a good space, but she lost her
Speaker 2: cool with Bren. It sets say off when Brent told
Speaker 2: Jenna that Si said she hated her. I felt this
Speaker 2: entire lunch was incredibly awkward. One because of the way
Speaker 2: Jen Jenna sipped her straw out of the side of
Speaker 2: her mouth to avoid getting the red lipstick smudged.
Speaker 3: I feel it says that that.
Speaker 2: It took me out of the moment every time. But two,
Speaker 2: because I feel like Jenna hates Ci.
Speaker 3: Not can you hate Sy?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I like Sy, but I felt like
Speaker 4: in this moment.
Speaker 2: It was a real doozy. Jenna says that both Si
Speaker 2: and Bren are very guarded people. Si says Brent won't
Speaker 2: meet with her and left her on red after she
Speaker 2: sent a text apologizing for things escalating at the finale party.
Speaker 2: I want to know what kind of psychopath keeps their
Speaker 2: red receipts on?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: So I'm very confused and what on red means?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: So some people on their phone, we would never because
Speaker 2: we don't like to be tracked like that. But some people,
Speaker 2: you know how like when we send a text back
Speaker 2: and forth, it'll say delivered. Yeah, some people have it
Speaker 2: on their phone that it then says red once you've
Speaker 2: opened it.
Speaker 3: Okay, so if you read it and don't respond, that
Speaker 3: means on red.
Speaker 4: Well if you can see if they have their red
Speaker 4: receipts on, So like if you texted me and I
Speaker 4: opened it and I had my Red receipts on, it
Speaker 4: would tell you read and so if you just ignore
Speaker 4: me and then I'd ignore you, So left on red.
Speaker 3: I tell you meant on red meant they they got
Speaker 3: the text but they never opened it.
Speaker 4: No, red means on red on red? Yeah, Like, why.
Speaker 3: Isn't it okay? I guess the other one would be unread.
Speaker 2: Unread would mean but we wouldn't know that normally unless
Speaker 2: somebody has the red receipts on.
Speaker 4: I don't have to show you in person. I feel
Speaker 4: like this is going to be hard.
Speaker 3: Well, I know that it says delivered. Is that different?
Speaker 2: Yes, delivered, you don't know. But once it says red,
Speaker 2: it switches from delivered to red. Once somebody reads a text,
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 3: To pay attention to that.
Speaker 4: Only some people have it on. I do not have
Speaker 4: mine on. You do not have yours on?
Speaker 3: No, I don't have mine on.
Speaker 2: But then she did say, that's like the ultimate f you,
Speaker 2: and it pretty much is, which is why I would
Speaker 2: never have my red receipts on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I would never have my red receipts on.
Speaker 4: Why would you do such a thing to be rude
Speaker 4: on purpose?
Speaker 3: Well, there you go.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then Si says Brenda does the same thing as her.
Speaker 2: But off camera, Si says, when brain gets upset, she
Speaker 2: threatens people over on the text and they just ignore it.
Speaker 2: This line is pretty I wonder what happened right before
Speaker 2: this because to get this text, I don't.
Speaker 4: Scream or yell. I won't bash you in the press. No, no,
Speaker 4: not my style. I'm far, far too elegant and smart
Speaker 4: for that. Someone who tried to fuck with me once
Speaker 4: called me carbon monoxide, invisible, odorless and sucks the very
Speaker 4: life out of you before you.
Speaker 3: Is that like a silent and deadly that's a fart.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's carbon monoxide too, But I do
Speaker 2: love that they just say straight off now.
Speaker 4: They're not even trying to hide it. They're like on
Speaker 4: camera on the show, like.
Speaker 3: Do you think, I mean Brend's pretty shady? Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean she's not pretty shady, she's like really shady.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you think that she's really like that or is
Speaker 3: that just like she's doing that for the camera.
Speaker 4: No, I mean she sent this text off camera.
Speaker 3: Oh it was off camera, Like, but nothing's off camera.
Speaker 3: Everybody knows in you know, the past, that anything you
Speaker 3: say or anything you text or even say can be
Speaker 3: and will be held against you. Right, But I think that.
Speaker 4: But their problem with her is that she stirs it
Speaker 4: off camera and then acts offended on camera when people
Speaker 4: act poorly. When she's act poorly multiple times off camera
Speaker 4: is what they're alleging. I don't know, She's always been
Speaker 4: lovely to me, but then we don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we get a little Raquel's home life.
Speaker 4: A little Raquel's home life.
Speaker 2: They're cooking their favorite dish, and then Mel is a
Speaker 2: forensic neuropsychologist and treats her dogs like patients.
Speaker 4: They go through like sun protection, colone, massages, acupuncture, and
Speaker 4: their own home cooked meals. Raquel.
Speaker 2: I felt like seymore relaxed in this scene. I'm interested
Speaker 2: to see with her interact in the group.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like her. I met her when I went
Speaker 3: to New York briefly. Seem very cool. She's very like,
Speaker 3: has like a little edgy style to her, and I
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, I think we need to see her
Speaker 4: with the other women a little bit more to kind
Speaker 4: of really dive in. Then Aaron goes to Brent's house.
Speaker 2: The first thing like them panning to Aaron, like panting,
Speaker 2: going up the stairs, and Brent putting tap water in
Speaker 2: the well.
Speaker 3: By the way, New York tap water is good. It is, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's really good. But Brin it just comes across very passive, aggressive,
Speaker 3: like she's sitting.
Speaker 4: On the phone. She's like like this, yeah, sup, So yeah,
Speaker 4: what do you need? Yeah? Huh h, Like you know,
Speaker 4: she's coming over, like, I put your phone.
Speaker 3: Down, But she couldn't even put her phone down for
Speaker 3: a second.
Speaker 2: Oh, she was trying to make She knew it was
Speaker 2: gonna make Aaron feel like shit because Aaron's coming over
Speaker 2: to try to apologize or try to have a conversation
Speaker 2: with her, but she made it so difficult.
Speaker 3: I know, and estet there with her phone and her
Speaker 3: ball pillow.
Speaker 4: I don't know what was that ballpillow?
Speaker 3: Well, she says her balls in the face is the
Speaker 3: teme of her apartment. So she's got balls everywhere, tables,
Speaker 3: the ball, everything's the ball.
Speaker 2: Well, Aaron says she's authentic and get and gets heated,
Speaker 2: and then BR's said. Brent says, sigh, she shouldn't have
Speaker 2: gotten involved and she'd never scream at a friend in public.
Speaker 2: Brent says, this is Staten Island, and Aaron says, don't
Speaker 2: call me that.
Speaker 4: I'm born and raised city person.
Speaker 2: And then it's like, okay, city person, and then Bren
Speaker 2: says she didn't go to Jenna to talk about her
Speaker 2: Jenna brought it up and felt embarrassed for forgiving Aaron,
Speaker 2: and then Aaron gets emotional bringing up her mom's chemo,
Speaker 2: saying she's not in a stable place.
Speaker 3: I felt so bad for Aaron. And Brnn was just
Speaker 3: not she just wasn't very nice to her.
Speaker 4: Well, I felt like I felt like the carbon monoxide
Speaker 4: at this point, I was like, this is draining me.
Speaker 3: This is silent and deadly, silent and deadly.
Speaker 4: I feel the carbon monoxide. Bread it's odorless, yeah, but
Speaker 4: it's odorless. But I mean, then we get to Jen
Speaker 4: and her sun bucket going rock climbing. Do we learn
Speaker 4: anything here other than this?
Speaker 3: Who was the other girl that was there?
Speaker 2: But then I think the other gal was the one
Speaker 2: that drove the car up when they were leaving the
Speaker 2: rock climbing.
Speaker 3: Well, when her Rolls Royce was delivered to it's Bentley
Speaker 3: for the love. Okay, So when her Bentley was delivered,
Speaker 3: isn't a Rolls Royce and Bentley the same thing? Isn't
Speaker 3: it made by Rolls Royce? Bentley's made by Rolls Royce? Well, whatever,
Speaker 3: but it was delivered to the rock climbing I mean, I.
Speaker 2: Think having your response to be accused of not affording
Speaker 2: an uber to buying a two hundred, two hundred and
Speaker 2: seventeen thousand or whatever it was dollar. Bentley is like
Speaker 2: big dick energy, Like listen.
Speaker 3: Really, ladies, that's a big fuck you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's the gent alliance we need. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: so I appreciated it. Oh my gosh, rolls. Royce does
Speaker 4: onun Bentley, but they're separate brands, Tamra, I knew that
Speaker 4: I had.
Speaker 3: A dad that was in the car business for thirty years.
Speaker 4: So well, right, but it's still not a Bentley.
Speaker 3: They're nearly seventy years. Rose Royce is on Bentley.
Speaker 4: Right, but they separated in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, I've been really tracking their their years. I've been
Speaker 4: really on the pulse of what's going on with Rose
Speaker 4: Royce and Bentley. Okay, so we're both right, Yeah, we'd
Speaker 4: love to both be right. Cheers, cheers to us and
Speaker 4: to Jared. But then Aaron and Abe go to lunch.
Speaker 4: Aaron says she's in a phase in her life.
Speaker 2: Where she wants to work hard but have fun, and
Speaker 2: that's why she got angry at him. Aaron found out
Speaker 2: that Abe sold their bitcoin without telling her when she
Speaker 2: wanted to use it to pay off their mortgage. It
Speaker 2: spiraled to learning about bills that needed to be cleared.
Speaker 2: Aaron says a few months ago, she wouldn't know if
Speaker 2: they would be okay.
Speaker 4: Wasn't there like rumor last year that they didn't pay
Speaker 4: their condo and then they blamed Yeah there.
Speaker 3: Was landlord for not fixing stuff or something. Yeah, So
Speaker 3: do you think there's many troubles there in relationship troubles there?
Speaker 4: Psychic teddy, I don't really know, but I think there's
Speaker 4: more to this story that we're not getting.
Speaker 3: I the way that Aaron.
Speaker 2: Cried the first time when she was at the wig
Speaker 2: store talking about being broken by something abe did.
Speaker 4: I did not think it was going to go in
Speaker 4: a financial direction.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean going to dinner and arguing about bitcoin
Speaker 3: is the rich I aspire to be?
Speaker 4: I mean, what the Elon Musk kind of scandals? This shit?
Speaker 4: I know, like what is going on?
Speaker 3: But what did he do with the money once he
Speaker 3: sold it? That's what I want to know.
Speaker 4: Well, I think that's what's what's curious.
Speaker 2: But also he's you know when they start talking about
Speaker 2: how when Aaron met him, she was flying on jets
Speaker 2: everywhere and never had to sleep with any of the guys.
Speaker 3: And he felt that I need to know more information
Speaker 3: about that too.
Speaker 2: Because there was there was a person I think that
Speaker 2: she didn't mention, probably because he was famous or something.
Speaker 2: But did you see how she was like with him?
Speaker 2: And he's like, I know, but I need to know
Speaker 2: who the hemn was?
Speaker 4: Now? Was it Elon Musk? Was it the founder of bitcoin?
Speaker 3: Was it Matt Damon? Was bitch?
Speaker 4: Was it Matt Damon?
Speaker 2: But he said he felt pressure to provide a certain
Speaker 2: lifestyle for her. But I think that's you know.
Speaker 3: So he sold the bitcoin to do what buyer or something? No,
Speaker 3: I think to pay off other bills or to who knows,
Speaker 3: it could be anything. I have a feeling we're going
Speaker 3: to find out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do too. Then, Uba, and he said it
Speaker 4: was her debt from her purse business.
Speaker 3: Can't you just spile bankruptcy on the business.
Speaker 4: I don't know that that's great. I mean, who knows
Speaker 4: how much money it was. But also if it was
Speaker 4: her debt from her purse business, why even more so
Speaker 4: didn't he tell her it's her business?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Huh, it's weird. Anyways, Uba and Sigo shopping.
Speaker 2: Uba questions why Aaron felt comfortable telling Brenan Jesse about
Speaker 2: what happened in the Hamptons with Jenna and Brenn took
Speaker 2: the information, manipulate it and Randa Jenna. So I says,
Speaker 2: Brnn wants everyone to fight but be friends with her.
Speaker 2: And then Uba and Sy are driving to the Hamptons
Speaker 2: rather than taking a helicopter with the rest of the women.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about that helicopter. Yeah, it's actually a very
Speaker 3: large helicopter. Would you what's your thoughts on helicopters.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I have severe driving anxiety, so one
Speaker 2: would think I wouldn't be able to take a helicopter,
Speaker 2: but I believe I was totally fine in Provence on
Speaker 2: the helicopter.
Speaker 4: It may have.
Speaker 3: Been I won't go and wind ever since Kobe.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, But was he in a helicopter? Wasn't
Speaker 4: he in a private jet?
Speaker 3: It was a helicopter. Yeah, there was.
Speaker 4: Only three of them in there.
Speaker 2: And during that time, Cy Brenn and Rebecca take the
Speaker 2: helicopter the Hamptons and get into the scientology of it all.
Speaker 4: I forgot Rebecca was on the show.
Speaker 3: Well, Rebecca really does not want to talk about the
Speaker 3: scientology yeah.
Speaker 4: Because you know what happens.
Speaker 3: Well, she's a scientologist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but I love that Bren's like digging her,
Speaker 4: digging in to try to and then she's like, no comment,
Speaker 4: and then Bren pretends she's trying to ask her because
Speaker 4: she as a publicist and wants to help her in
Speaker 4: the press.
Speaker 3: So good, Oh my gosh. And not to mention that
Speaker 3: day that they took off from the helicopter it was
Speaker 3: rainy and foggy out well then hard pass dog.
Speaker 2: But also Rebecca continued to say she's comfortable talking about
Speaker 2: it when someone has genuine questions to ask. What are
Speaker 2: those questions that you'd be comfortable talking about? Like would
Speaker 2: she be fine with me being like is the Leah
Speaker 2: Remedy documentary get through? Did they cover up Danny Masterson does?
Speaker 2: Does the cruise really not see his kids?
Speaker 4: Like I need to know all the.
Speaker 3: Things and what happens when you get out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and do you have to go live in those
Speaker 2: little centers? And where is Maskovic or whatever his name is?
Speaker 3: And if we need to get around because I'm talking
Speaker 3: about it, Well, now she's never going to come on
Speaker 3: the pod.
Speaker 2: Well, she's definitely not going to answer she can't go
Speaker 2: on the twat seat that she said it says genuine
Speaker 2: questions to ask, we're fired.
Speaker 4: We already can't ask them.
Speaker 2: Then Brent says, she feels like she's talking to chat GPT.
Speaker 3: What's GPT?
Speaker 2: Chat GPT is like when you talk to a robot essentially. Oh,
Speaker 2: so she's saying that Rebecca's robotic and her responses, well, she.
Speaker 3: Clearly doesn't want to talk about it. Wasn't there some
Speaker 3: big scandal about it in the press prior to her filming?
Speaker 4: Yes, but then you give us a nugget.
Speaker 3: Well, this is why Si went on Jeff Lewis and
Speaker 3: said possibly that she was born.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she didn't say any words, if you know, comment back,
Speaker 4: but we need more.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about scientology.
Speaker 4: Yeah, give us the action because her though I like.
Speaker 3: Her, I like her on the show because I met her.
Speaker 3: She just seemed cool.
Speaker 4: Well, she probably is cool. There's a lot of people
Speaker 4: who are cool that aren't saying words on the television show.
Speaker 3: Though, Well, she will. I have faith in her.
Speaker 4: Okay, remember when you knowed faith in Sarah?
Speaker 3: Who? Oh my god, who is this? Sorry used to
Speaker 3: speak up?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you guys, thanks for tuning in to
Speaker 2: another episode of to Cheese and a Pod. We will
Speaker 2: be back with more episodes as they come in because
Speaker 2: we are jam packed with housewives, so.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's gonna be like four or five
Speaker 3: housewives on at once pretty soon.
Speaker 4: Lucky Aus