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Speaker 1: Get your hands together and we're gonna start to part

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to party.

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Speaker 2: The elvist Ran after party.

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Speaker 3: You're all ready for a podcasting?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? All right.

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Speaker 3: I did something I didn't think I would ever do.

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Speaker 5: I became a smuggler over the weekend.

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Speaker 6: I don't even want to know.

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Speaker 3: So did you notice Scotti b laughing and clapping.

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 5: Would you care to explain how this smuggling came to be.

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Speaker 5: I think I'm pretty sure I broke the law, and

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Speaker 5: you are now breaking the law.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if ether one of us actually did,

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Speaker 4: but I just looked it up, so go ahead. Okay,

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Speaker 4: So the environmentalists are gonna yell at me, but I

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Speaker 4: I prefer a styrofoam coffee cup because I've been using

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Speaker 4: them for years.

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Speaker 7: And I hate you already.

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Speaker 4: I'm crazy the way that I'm regimented. And when I

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Speaker 4: use that cup, I know exactly where I can start

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Speaker 4: drinking my coffee on my way to work because it's

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Speaker 4: the perfect temperature and whatever.

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Speaker 7: You're a scumbag. Wait, do they make cyropham cups anymore?

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's where this is heading. Okay, So I order

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Speaker 4: cases of a thousand of them, and they last me

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Speaker 4: like two or three years. And in between the time

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Speaker 4: I ordered the last case and the time that I

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Speaker 4: ran out, they were outlawed in New York.

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Speaker 7: And New Jersey, as they should because they're terrible.

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Speaker 4: That's cool. So it's a lot of things. Oh that

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Speaker 4: is getting terrible, that's great. Well my kids will have

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Speaker 4: to deal with it. I don't give a crap.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, worst fathering moment I've ever heard come from you,

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Speaker 5: and I've heard.

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Speaker 4: Some bad ones, but go on. Anyway, it's convenient for me,

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Speaker 4: so I don't care.

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, I went on Amazon and it's like, sorry,

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Speaker 4: can no longer be shipped to your area. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: what the hell? Then I tried your house, Danielle and

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Speaker 4: Jersey thing. I don't want to get your startpuck cups.

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Speaker 4: People know it's coming to my.

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Speaker 3: House, participated in smuggling, and then we keep going.

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Speaker 4: So then I was like, oh, wait a minute, Nate's

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Speaker 4: parents live in Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania doesn't care. So I went

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Speaker 4: on and Amazon's like, sure, you could send it to Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 3: My god.

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Speaker 4: So I asked Nate. I'm like, hey, when's the next

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Speaker 4: time you're gonna be in Pennsylvania because I want these cups.

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Speaker 4: He's like, I want to be there this weekend. I'm like, cool,

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Speaker 4: can I send them to your parents? And he's like, yep,

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Speaker 4: I'll bring them in for you. So I ordered them

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Speaker 4: to his parents' house that were delivered everything. And this

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Speaker 4: morning Nate's like, hey, man, I got the cups. Im downstairs.

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Speaker 4: I was all right, cool, so I ran down, I

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Speaker 4: grabbed him, I put him in my truck and here

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Speaker 4: we are. Now I got coffee for three.

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Speaker 7: Years, Yes, smuggler, here we are.

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Speaker 3: And I looked it up.

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Speaker 5: They've been outlawed in banned, which I don't even know

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Speaker 5: if we can be in possession of them.

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Speaker 2: So you love to see Scott get dragged out of

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Speaker 2: his home over these cups like a drag.

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Speaker 4: To get pulled over on the l ice.

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Speaker 2: So good.

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Speaker 1: Is that a possibility that you could get arrested for

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Speaker 1: having them?

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Speaker 3: Fine?

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Speaker 4: No, because they still exist, they're still made, and they're

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Speaker 4: still legal in a lot of the country.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I don't know having one cup, it'd be like, okay,

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Speaker 5: you got a dime bag on you. Yeah, I was

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Speaker 5: essentially trafficking styrofoam. And I will tell you. This box

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Speaker 5: was enormous. When I got to my parents' house, we

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Speaker 5: I couldn't even go in the front door because the

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Speaker 3: It was the size of a casket.

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Speaker 7: Nay, you realize you're an accomplishment.

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Speaker 3: I know I am.

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Speaker 7: And technically you're gonna do the time, not him.

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Speaker 4: Because because.

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Speaker 7: Are you on the state line.

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Speaker 4: Well here's the thing. Look, they're not for purchase in

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna do a little black market styrofoam cups?

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Speaker 4: I'll go downstairs and sell sleeves of them. I don't care. No,

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Speaker 4: But I think I think that there. I think that

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Speaker 4: food service places are still allowed to use the takeout containers.

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Speaker 4: I think could still be styrofoam, but for whatever reason, no,

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Speaker 4: no more cups allowed.

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Speaker 3: Cups. Okay. It's amazing to me.

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Speaker 8: Like when when I was in Florida in Jacksonville and

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Speaker 8: I'm in a store and they're bagging stuff in plastic bags.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what is happening? The same thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, They're like, oh, it's fine here, but what Okay,

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Speaker 4: But here's the thing. You can still buy them in

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Speaker 4: New York. Like the shop right that I go to

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Speaker 4: they sell cases of them, but there are not a

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Speaker 4: lot of bad groceries in them. So I buy cases

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Speaker 4: and then I bag my own groceries in plastic bags.

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Speaker 4: I will not change.

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Speaker 7: Wait, I didn't know that you can buy because.

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Speaker 4: You could buy them a costco too.

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Speaker 3: Cases.

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Speaker 5: It seems to be Scott's motto written across his forehead,

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Speaker 5: like he's been thinking about a tattoo.

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Speaker 7: It should be I will not change.

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Speaker 4: That's right, and belligerently, I'm stuck in my ways.

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Speaker 7: Say this and find a way to continue. I don't

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Speaker 7: want it.

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Speaker 8: I don't want to appear to be defending Scottie because

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Speaker 8: I am all. Also, let's be clear, I am for

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Speaker 8: the outlawing of styrofoam, but I will say this. They

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Speaker 8: the drink does taste different in styrofoam containers, then it

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Speaker 8: doesn't plastic.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it does taste.

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Speaker 4: Taste the best in a glass. Or can't put hot

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Speaker 4: coffee in a glass?

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Speaker 3: You can put hot coffee in a thermos.

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Speaker 4: Drive the car with a glass, you have to speed.

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Speaker 4: I also, I also have a glove compartment full of

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Speaker 4: plastic straws for those damn restaurants, and only a paper.

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Speaker 3: Guess you're not going to change, Garrett.

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Speaker 4: Let me get you up to speed.

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Speaker 5: I participated in smuggling Scotty's how many thousands, one thousand,

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Speaker 5: one thousand styrofoam cups?

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Speaker 6: Oh, you're smuggling for Scotty too. I'm smuggling for Scotty

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Speaker 6: as well.

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Speaker 3: Scotty.

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Speaker 4: Hey, wait, what.

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Speaker 6: So so Scotty wants to save on taxes?

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Speaker 4: Come on, dude, now, I'll go to jail.

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Speaker 6: So he ships things to my house.

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Speaker 4: You use all your Jersey people, I.

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Speaker 7: Ship some to you.

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Speaker 6: When did he call?

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Speaker 3: When did.

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 6: You want to know?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 1: Because he felt guilty of the amount of packages he

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Speaker 1: sent it to my house over the last two weeks.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I got prom dresses sent to my house.

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Speaker 4: Garrett had dozens of Amazon boxes on the.

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Speaker 6: Spot, no joke. Probably about fifteen bus carry.

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Speaker 2: Half of that in.

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Speaker 6: And you know what, It makes me happy that.

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Speaker 5: Scott has not asked me to do this, because I

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Speaker 5: think he knows I would tell him off.

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Speaker 4: No, you live in an apartment building. I get nervous.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, how much money did you say sending stuff

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Speaker 5: to Garrett and to Daniel?

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Speaker 4: Hundreds of dollars?

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Speaker 3: That much?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: When he told me the price that it costs for

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Speaker 1: all these packages and the amount of money he was

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Speaker 1: saving us. Like, how can you say no, like the

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Speaker 1: state sales Yes, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well because there's no tax on clothing or shoes in Jersey.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, zero?

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Speaker 3: True?

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Speaker 6: Wait is this illegal?

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Speaker 1: Like what we're doing right and we're admitting to like

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Speaker 1: like kind of why?

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Speaker 7: I just want to see dragging.

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Speaker 3: Scotty.

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Speaker 4: I don't know that we should be talking about this

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Speaker 4: at the time. That Hold on a second.

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Speaker 8: I'm a legal resident of the state of New Jersey,

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Speaker 8: and when I go shopping in New York at mall's,

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Speaker 8: I have This has happened quite a bit, that's right.

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Speaker 8: Rather than walking out of the store with the merch,

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Speaker 8: they were like, they tell me behind the counter, we

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Speaker 8: could just send it to your house and it's and

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Speaker 8: you don't get taxed. I'm like, great, idea, Now I

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Speaker 8: don't have shopping bags. I could walk out of here

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Speaker 3: You're a resident, so.

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Speaker 5: You're not doing anything wrong.

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Speaker 2: He's not a resident.

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Speaker 7: I've done this for Robin before years in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 6: You're now you're with Scotty. You and Scotty control.

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Speaker 7: Gift. Technically, Robin lives with you, so sure that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: It's such a great area because you can have it

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 5: In fact, I think Pennsylvania's tax is cheaper and there

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Speaker 5: is no tax on clothing. So you're gonna start sending

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Speaker 5: stuff in my parents' house to Scotty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: What else is leanient in Pennsylvania that's not in New York.

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Speaker 5: Journastic bags everywhere, fireworks works.

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Speaker 4: I think fireworks are legal here now too, not like

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Speaker 4: they are in Pennsylvania. Yeah, but not you can't buy

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Speaker 4: an M. E. D And shop right, you can buy

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Speaker 4: maybe a bottle rocket with your birthday cake.

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Speaker 6: Scotty.

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Speaker 1: Remember when we went to go get fireworks one year

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Speaker 1: and we had to be very careful that the police

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Speaker 1: would pull us over.

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Speaker 4: Yes, because a lot of times when you go to

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Speaker 4: the ones that are right over the border in Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 4: like the police will wait in the park and they

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Speaker 4: watched the people with New York and New Jersey plates

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Speaker 4: and they pull them over.

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Speaker 1: I felt like we were like running from the law.

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Speaker 1: After we got out of the fireworks store that one time,

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Speaker 1: they were like, all right, keep a lookout over your

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Speaker 4: I get nervous for that stuff. I wouldn't be nervous

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Speaker 4: for style from cups, but fireworks.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 7: I would like to say.

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Speaker 5: You're scamming the system, but I think you're just outsmarting

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Speaker 5: the system.

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Speaker 4: Look, I'm just getting what I need and I gotta

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Speaker 4: get it however I need to.

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Speaker 6: You know, you only bring in the ky.

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Speaker 4: That's very heavily taxed in New York. So yeah, are

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Speaker 4: you serious?

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Speaker 2: All after party