1 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 1: On the twenties. This is Officer Casey Rabat calling from 2 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: the Written Police Department. Is a Rachel's there? Yeah, this 3 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: is Rachel. Listen. I need to talk to you about 4 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: what you were doing last Tuesday. Okay, what are you 5 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: talking about? I'm talking about you in the passenger seat 6 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: of your friend's car mooning a school bus full of children. 7 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 1: I didn't do that. Oh you didn't. No, you know 8 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: it's against a lot of lie to a police officer. Correct. Okay, Look, 9 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 1: my friend's bacheloote party. We were just screwing around and 10 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 1: we were in the car. It was just a dare 11 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: and it didn't hurt anyone and night. You know, we 12 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: were just having five It didn't hurt anybody. How about 13 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: those thirty elementary school children that you traumatized with your 14 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 1: rear end? Okay, we was just serious straying around. Okay, 15 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,680 Speaker 1: this is a serious offense, ma'am. It could cost you 16 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: up to fifteen thousand dollars in fines and jail time. 17 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: Fifteen thousand dollars. Are you serious? I'm serious. Do you 18 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: have fifteen thousand dollars just laying around? No? No, I don't. 19 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,479 Speaker 1: I don't have fifteen thousand dollars for removing someone. Well, 20 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,320 Speaker 1: maybe you should have thought about that before you decide 21 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: to take your butt out in public. Do you just 22 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 1: say it's take my butt out? That is so unprofessional? 23 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: Do not talk to me? That was interesting? Okay, correct 24 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong. Man, But you're the one that 25 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 1: dropped trout in the middle of rush hour traffic. Okay again, 26 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: well okay, do you did you not hear me the 27 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 1: first time? You do not talk to me that I 28 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: heard you loud and clear. Did you not hear me 29 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: when I said you could be facing fifteen thousand dollars 30 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: in fines in jail time? I am not paying fifteen 31 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I mean people have done far worse things 32 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: and assigned to department more people and has not paid 33 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: fifteen thousand dollars. That is ridiculous. Interesting. I just got 34 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: off the phone with a mother of a fifth raider 35 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: who was on that bus, and the child won't stop 36 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:08,080 Speaker 1: having nightmares about your butt crack. My problem is that 37 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,639 Speaker 1: I have to talk to perverts like you on a 38 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:15,079 Speaker 1: daily basis. It's like me, where are you right now, ma'am? 39 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: And i'd work right now? You're at work? Well, how 40 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: about I come down there and arrest you for indecent exposure. No, 41 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: obviously that would not be good, but you know I 42 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 1: would really prefer at this point if it will get 43 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,679 Speaker 1: you to stop talking to me, I'll be wonderful. Okay, 44 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna do. You know I'm gonna do. 45 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down to your office. I'm gonna handcuff you, 46 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna spank your bare bottom. Oh my god, 47 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god. How do you like How do you 48 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 1: like them? Apples? I don't know. Okay, you know what 49 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: I am going to tell us, your supervisor, but you 50 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: look said you want to thank my beare a bottom? 51 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,639 Speaker 1: You know what. I'm sure he wants to take a 52 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 1: crack at it. Too. Bad number. Tell me about number 53 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: you want my badge number? Yes, I want you a 54 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,640 Speaker 1: badge number. It's ninety two point five. That's not a 55 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,120 Speaker 1: badge number. You're right, because this is actually jewel from 56 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two 57 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you. Your friend Jessica. 58 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 1: Your friend Jessica set you up. Oh my god. She 59 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: told us about how you move the bus. The other 60 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: day and wanted us to scare you. I can't believe 61 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 1: that you said that you were going to be my 62 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,959 Speaker 1: bigger bottom yours. Oh I'm still gonna do that. Oh 63 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 1: my god. Week of every morning with jewel phone taps, 64 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties point five. Like the legend 65 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: of the things all ends with the beginning