WEBVTT - "A Fish Called Martin" Recap Season 4, Episode 17

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<v Speaker 1>That's a cute Caine, like a cute Mi scal bought

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<v Speaker 1>it for me and I was like, he had to

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<v Speaker 1>go pick up my man gesture, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you're making fun of me or not,

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<v Speaker 1>but either way it's useful, so it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, oh no, he's not making fun of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, yeah he is, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you better me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hello, hi Dody, you're upright. I am very minded.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm upright, uh but barely and I can't like sit

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<v Speaker 1>all the way back or move so.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, I fell down my stairs, Jody, but like really.

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<v Speaker 1>Felt not like oops I missed it, like like fell.

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<v Speaker 3>Down my stairs, fell and you couldn't get up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I I've never hurt my back before, like I've you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got bruises and bumps in this, but never have

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<v Speaker 1>I like hurt myself to where like you can't move

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<v Speaker 1>your legs or like stanp because the just the shooting

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<v Speaker 1>pain is unbearable. And uh yeah, I had stuff in

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<v Speaker 1>my hands, had these stupid sandals on that I've fallen

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<v Speaker 1>down in before, so those are now out.

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<v Speaker 3>I threw them away at there done.

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<v Speaker 1>No anyways, I have like water bottles and a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of other things in my hand, and I'm going down the

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<v Speaker 1>stairs to come podcasts. Right like, this was all set up.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally had everything plugged in.

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<v Speaker 3>I was ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I'll come downstairs, I'll get coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>I had showered and everything. Yeah, and my feet shot

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<v Speaker 1>out straight in front of me and I landed like

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<v Speaker 1>on the next step down on just on my spine

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<v Speaker 1>and right like the the lower right tailbone pelvis spine area.

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<v Speaker 2>Ohh. And I was like in a ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Mescal luckily was working from home, and he came running

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<v Speaker 1>down was like, are you okay? And I just was

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<v Speaker 1>like no, I was like crying like my back tried.

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<v Speaker 3>To get up. I couldn't. I had to like.

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<v Speaker 1>Slide down the thing and sort of crawl over to

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<v Speaker 1>the couch, and even then I could only be in

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<v Speaker 1>like one position, and even that was awful. So trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get in the car to go to the emergency

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<v Speaker 1>room was fun. I had to like lay down, lay

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<v Speaker 1>the seat back and literally get on my knees and

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<v Speaker 1>get in there and just sort of prop myself up

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<v Speaker 1>and seat built in as best I could. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then dy when we got to the emergency room. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing construction, so the emergency room is totally different

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<v Speaker 1>than it used to be, and they've taken over where

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<v Speaker 1>you used to be able to park or pull in

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<v Speaker 1>for like an emergency and unload the car.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever that is now the waiting area. Oh geez.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's just a little small, like red curb, and

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<v Speaker 1>then there's like nine thousand yards to get up to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Where you can even check in. Oh come, I couldn't walk.

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<v Speaker 2>I could I.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't lift my feet off the ground, so I was

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<v Speaker 1>taking little shuffling slide steps of about three to four

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<v Speaker 1>inches at a time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, oh Joe, and I couldn't And.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone that walked by was like, do you need a wheelchair?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I can't sit, so I'd love one,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, and people were just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, ah, I'd go for like ten feet

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<v Speaker 1>maybe not even like ten steps, and then just have

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<v Speaker 1>to stop and breathe and cry because it was just

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<v Speaker 1>so painful. You thought I might have fractured my spine

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<v Speaker 1>because of the amount of pain that I was in

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<v Speaker 1>and my limited mobility, but I did not, So they

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<v Speaker 1>took me back got me a little X ray. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not break anything, but I just really severely have.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a really horribly.

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<v Speaker 1>Pinched nerve in my back and coughing, breathing, laying down,

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<v Speaker 1>standing up, sitting down.

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<v Speaker 3>It just all hurts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the rub is that you can't there's.

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<v Speaker 1>No like, there's literally no comfortable position like sleeping at night.

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<v Speaker 1>I can sleep on my left side, but then I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go to roll over in the middle of the night

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<v Speaker 1>and just scream because it wakes me up because it's

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<v Speaker 1>like just shooting pain.

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<v Speaker 2>When I roll over. So no, it's not fun.

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<v Speaker 1>And mostly I'm just pissed because I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, then I can't go to the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I can't do like getting up to go get

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<v Speaker 1>coffee is an ordeal.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's such ad.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also I'm like, I don't want to sit

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<v Speaker 1>still and do nothing around me. But yeah, it's this

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<v Speaker 1>is not this is not fun. It could have been

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<v Speaker 1>way worse. I mean, I didn't break anything, for arms,

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<v Speaker 1>limbs back.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought you'd break something when I heard it, when I were.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, I can't I broke something honestly, when I

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<v Speaker 1>was on the bottom of the stairs and just had

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<v Speaker 1>this shooting like pain up my back but nothing really

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<v Speaker 1>in my legs until I moved.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, did I I thought too.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, did I break my back?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I've you know, wooden steps and it just yea,

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<v Speaker 1>all that landed on it Lizma spine. So anyway, I'm okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be okay. But I have a cute little cane.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that scal got me and.

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<v Speaker 2>That's adorable and it does help.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, yeah, because I have to.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Even if I bear weight on my right leg, it

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<v Speaker 1>sends shooting pain up my back. So uh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>really did something to myself.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a preview of the Golden years. God says,

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<v Speaker 2>exactly right, but it's going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm living in a one story house, I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that much. One story house with a lunai.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's all I can handle.

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<v Speaker 1>So speaking of uh well, we weren't really speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>anything other than my back. But one thing that I

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<v Speaker 1>that I can do is like sit in this office

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<v Speaker 1>chair because it's big and the arms fold up so

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<v Speaker 1>I can kind of swivel in and I but I

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<v Speaker 1>have my little over here in the corners my little

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<v Speaker 1>Lego area behind the curtains, and I'm currently building Notre Dame,

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<v Speaker 1>which is gigantic. So I'm building Notre Dame and John

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<v Speaker 1>and Staymos texted me about something and then sends me

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<v Speaker 1>a pick sure, and he goes, look what He's like, Oh, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what it was. It was about the the

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<v Speaker 1>full house Lego set that I posted about that me

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<v Speaker 1>and my friend John's sosists have been designing for the

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<v Speaker 1>Lego Creation series or whatever, and John had reposted it.

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<v Speaker 3>For us, and he's like, oh, my gosh, how do

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<v Speaker 3>we get this made?

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<v Speaker 1>This is amazing, like we want to know, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he text He goes, I've just been really into Legos lately.

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<v Speaker 1>Look what I'm doing right now, and he texts me

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<v Speaker 1>he's building the Disney Castle, of course, but now he's

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<v Speaker 1>lighting it because there's like little lighting systems that you

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<v Speaker 1>can get for so we nerded out.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, look what I'm building

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we nerd it out about legos and what

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<v Speaker 1>a pain it is to light them after you've built them,

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<v Speaker 1>and my gosh, just all kinds of stuff. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy.

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<v Speaker 2>That I have a fellow Lego dude in the family.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, it's just so great, it's so meditatd I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, right, just it's I just follow the instructions.

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<v Speaker 1>I just look and I go and that's it. No

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<v Speaker 1>one asks anything of me. I don't have to do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I can just yeah, it's lovely. So anyway, I love

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<v Speaker 1>the Notre Dame is half built.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the fact that you both have kids, but you're

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<v Speaker 2>not building Legos with your kids. You're building like you're building.

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<v Speaker 1>The advanced sets, like no, God no, and also like

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<v Speaker 1>two person lego building not great, not great, because then

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, well, now you did this, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>got it. It just I don't know something about legos

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<v Speaker 1>or a it's a solitary or maybe it's just because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an only child.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like to show my poice. So you're building

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<v Speaker 2>Lego sets of all the places you're going to visit

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<v Speaker 2>on your europe trip are you going to.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're not going to Notre dom I just I

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<v Speaker 1>have always loved the cathedral. I've I always thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was beautiful. When it burnt down, I sat sobbing watching TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been there in my life. But something about

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<v Speaker 1>it is just it's a it's just incredibly like important

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<v Speaker 1>and I love it, and so I followed along this

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<v Speaker 1>past five years that they've been restoring it, which just

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<v Speaker 1>why Miscoal got it for me, because I have been.

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<v Speaker 2>Obsessed with the restoration process.

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<v Speaker 1>And how they found are who could replicate exactly the

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<v Speaker 1>manner in which everything was built. So they built it

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<v Speaker 1>exactly as it would have been.

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<v Speaker 3>Built at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>In what that's cool fourteen sixteen hundreds.

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<v Speaker 1>They used all hand tools, art artisans to recreate everything,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's all thousands of people that they brought in

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<v Speaker 1>from all over the world who pla practice traditional architectural

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<v Speaker 1>building construction skills and got them all kind of in

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<v Speaker 1>the same spot and they did. They rebuilt Notre domin

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<v Speaker 1>in five years, which was astounded. So anyway, partially my

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<v Speaker 1>out little sorry, just especially the little thing. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it's cool because you go step by step and it

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<v Speaker 1>tells you at each point like, oh, this was what

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<v Speaker 1>was built up until eleven sixty two, and there's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like little history in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, you're jam supersts, like this is history.

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<v Speaker 2>Legos grow into true crime and you will be it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, I switch back and forth.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, you know, I'll watch like I'll be watching

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<v Speaker 1>like Dexter or American Primeval, and then I'll be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I need some true crimes. So then I'll go over

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<v Speaker 1>to like a you Know what Happened to? Or the

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<v Speaker 1>Cold Case of or you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I got a whole little system in there. I

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<v Speaker 1>got a little a little lamp. I got a little

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<v Speaker 1>place for my iPad to sit so I can watch

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<v Speaker 1>and it doesn't take up desk space.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's much needed.

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<v Speaker 1>I love a little got a little puzzle organizer separation

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<v Speaker 1>thing so that I can separate the lego pieces as

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going into with each bag, so that I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what's what. Wow, this is a This is an

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<v Speaker 2>impressive system.

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<v Speaker 3>Organization.

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<v Speaker 1>Never sounded cooler than I have in the last nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Minutes and eleven seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I fell down, and I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>cane and I'm building legos.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to my exciting life. Guys, Hey, don't you want

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<v Speaker 3>to be mean?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to sweet his gold? Oh yeah, that's hysterical.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, goals.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're like, I don't know either a nine year

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<v Speaker 1>old or.

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<v Speaker 2>A nine year old nine right one?

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<v Speaker 3>Or the other and everything in between.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so this is a if I just keep

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<v Speaker 2>moving around. Let us. You don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because I'm trying to support, Like I literally to

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<v Speaker 1>sit and reach for something. I don't realize how much

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<v Speaker 1>ab and back it takes on my right side to

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<v Speaker 1>like grab something from over here, and so it's like

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go to do that, and it just that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You just you grunt grown shift around like don't yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I got it doesn't bother me, shall we? Well, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got it's our Our girls have birthdays this week, Felicity.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Atricity. It's eighteen today. Oh my god, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a couple days before.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't have any minor children anymore. Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>freaking out about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, you are no longer legally responsible for

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<v Speaker 1>their choice.

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<v Speaker 2>I woke up Felicity this morning. I said, I want

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<v Speaker 2>the rent check by five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, the rent check. I want this room clean up.

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<v Speaker 1>I want but yeah, you want to live here. Guess

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<v Speaker 1>what now I don't have to provide for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's all yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone making a good option for me here's a car

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<v Speaker 2>insurance in boys. Yeah, oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>These kids man, they yeah, they're like, oh it's so

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<v Speaker 1>expensive and they'll buy something at like you know whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you have you are so in for like

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<v Speaker 1>oh wake up, right, yeah, when the bills start happening

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<v Speaker 1>to you particularly now, but right, I mean, look, that's

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<v Speaker 1>if we have cell phones in dangers. Who knows, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we might just yeah, my cell phone towers, they might

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<v Speaker 1>all be done.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, who knows what's gonna happen. Who knows. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen eighty, I know, it's very it's it's unreal. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't believe it. And Zoe's going to be seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>She'll be seventeen on April twelve. We're going to do

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<v Speaker 1>dinner at a towel tomorrow night here in in La.

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<v Speaker 1>That was where she could ease. And so it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be us and her sister and her new boyfriend

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna go to tow and then yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>should be really nice.

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<v Speaker 3>But I her I fell down.

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<v Speaker 1>The stairs and I was like, uh, because she's coming

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<v Speaker 1>over from school today to get her hair done, because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, she needs your hair done, un her

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<v Speaker 1>nails you know, you got of course, I'll be all

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<v Speaker 1>fancy for your birthday. But she is coming over today

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, well, the scal's gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>pick you up. I can't drive you, oh because of

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<v Speaker 1>my back or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, I have a cane. She's like

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<v Speaker 1>what the cane?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, no, no, no, it's not that serious.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, no, no, no, I just mean like for Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be walking around in a can.

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<v Speaker 2>She's gonna be embarrassed. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>She was more concerned or more embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a little bit of both, but I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was probably a little more embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's the primary concern. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, I should get one of those with them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put a horn on it. I'm gonna like

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<v Speaker 1>wrap it in lights, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>If we're gonna go for it, you might decorate the

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<v Speaker 1>hell out of this thing like I did my little

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<v Speaker 1>knee school.

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<v Speaker 2>Knee scooter was so great. The knee scooter.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, I have a future in uh in

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<v Speaker 1>like like pimp my ride, but for medical devices, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Like pimp my knee scooter or

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<v Speaker 1>pimp my cane.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to be That's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my show when I'm older, is I'm gonna just

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<v Speaker 1>trick out people's.

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<v Speaker 3>M my scooter, my scooter.

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<v Speaker 2>One of my favorite stories. So for people that don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what we're talking about, Jody broke her ankle in

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<v Speaker 2>season two three three three.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because remember we did that amazing season three opener

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<v Speaker 1>dance last summer ever with me sitting in a lifeguard tower.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you're the only caspever that actually has dancing screen

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<v Speaker 2>you couldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Dance, the only one that can dance.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, sorry, I'm sitting this one out, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>So Jody had this little knee scooter so she could

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<v Speaker 2>still get around the set, you know, because I real

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<v Speaker 2>weight bearing on that on that ankle. So this was

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<v Speaker 2>just you know, it was in every single set, every

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<v Speaker 2>single addressed and everything. And so one time we were

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it was a Thursday pre tape

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<v Speaker 2>day or an audience show. I think it was a

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<v Speaker 2>pre tape day. Do you remember what? Do you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm about to say?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, when I left it, when I left it in

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<v Speaker 1>the suit.

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<v Speaker 3>You left it in the scene and no one.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody we were halfway Patty, Patty, A lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>was like she didn't notice. So like the second or

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<v Speaker 1>third day she was like, oh my god, oh and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, this is my I didn't even think of

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<v Speaker 1>it because everyone was just so used to it. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like it blended in. Okay, it had like

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<v Speaker 1>a little basket, like a little pink basket on it

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<v Speaker 1>had a bell. The electrics department and props gave me

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<v Speaker 1>made me a little custom uh for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, how Rude's so amazing. Yeah, that just became

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<v Speaker 2>like a like an extra limb for you. Like we

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<v Speaker 2>were so used to seeing Legit was in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Scene that were like, no idea, just no idea. It

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<v Speaker 1>was the Starbucks cup of the Fuller House.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode did we have did Stephanie?

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<v Speaker 3>Did they have your character break her leg?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but it wasn't for like I think it was

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<v Speaker 3>like episode three. So for the first few episodes of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Season, I was a house Strategically, I was sitting, I

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<v Speaker 1>was folding a lot of laundry. I was sitting making

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of sandwiches, seated at the counter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right. Oh man, man, Marie. That's what the

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<v Speaker 2>cane reminds me of is when you had then scooter.

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<v Speaker 3>I know I should keep all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have crutches. I've got crutches in here I go. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna got a cane.

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<v Speaker 2>Addy, You're gonna have a whole like medical supply room.

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<v Speaker 1>Rend this stuff out. You know, Hey, anybody needed seven

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine a day. Make my money back on it

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<v Speaker 1>in no time.

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<v Speaker 2>Rent Jody Sweeten's cane for seventeen.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's even better.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go. This is this is this is your life,

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<v Speaker 2>Jody Sweeten. Ohdle moment with you and I oh got

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<v Speaker 2>of it and I love it. No, no, well, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess we should work today. I guess we should. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we should do we can whatever. Welcome back

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<v Speaker 2>to Howard you Tannerto's I'm Andrea Barber and I'm Jody Broken.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes you are, and today we're discussing season four, episode seventeen,

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<v Speaker 2>A Fish Called mar which is a play on the

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen eighty eight movie A Fish Called Wanda with Jamie

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<v Speaker 2>Lee Curtis. Yeah, fantastic, good.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I don't think I ever saw fish called Wanda.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I ever saw it either, but I

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<v Speaker 2>like Jamieie Curtis, is she actually a fish? I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know was her name Wanda? I don't know. We should

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<v Speaker 2>have asked her. She was the bouncer is in John's

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's John's birthday? Hey? She was like, do you

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<v Speaker 2>have a bracelet? And we're like, are you jame Lee Gardas. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was so weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyways.

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<v Speaker 2>This episode originally aired February first, nineteen ninety one, and

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<v Speaker 2>it goes a little something like this. Michelle gets a

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<v Speaker 2>hard lesson in proper fish care when she gives her

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<v Speaker 2>new goldfish Martin an actual bubble bath and things go

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<v Speaker 2>belly up. Meanwhile, Becky teaches the gang to square dance.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's not a sitcom synopsis, I don't know what is.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>We got a fish in a bubble bath and somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>teaching square as.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems very normal for sitcom life, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>this is the Tanners.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a one most normal thing they've done on

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<v Speaker 1>the year, right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true. This episode was directed by Joels Wick. It

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<v Speaker 2>was written by Leslie Ray and David Stephen Simon and

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<v Speaker 2>we have one guest star this week, Jason Allen as Bobby.

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<v Speaker 3>The uncredited people hiding in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Show just one, and he had a speaking part like, finally,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we're back on track.

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<v Speaker 3>So they didn't give the fish.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right, the fish got nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Rude?

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<v Speaker 2>How rude?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>So Jason Allen, he was a child actor who appeared

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<v Speaker 2>in three episodes of Step by Step. He was in

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Dude, Beverly Hills nine O two and zero, and

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<v Speaker 2>a TV mini series called Vendetta Secrets of a Mafia Bride.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I've never seen that one, but okay, so yes.

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<v Speaker 2>So we start with the teaser in the living room,

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle is standing in front of Jesse's band, holding her

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<v Speaker 2>toy guitar and swaying back and forth as they play

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<v Speaker 2>a song behind her. Here's that studio space again? Is

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<v Speaker 2>there no other spot to set up the band except

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<v Speaker 2>right in front of the stairs, Like this is a

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<v Speaker 2>fire hazard?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, come on, it's true emergency exits need to be

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<v Speaker 1>open at all times when during business, Like it's right

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<v Speaker 1>in front of the stairs. I'm like, scoot off, little,

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<v Speaker 1>just do it on the sidewalk out front. And there's

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<v Speaker 1>less schlepping involved, exactly. They Yeah, it could be like busking.

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<v Speaker 1>They could put out some some hats or something, throw

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<v Speaker 1>some ch bring it, bring it on through the forest,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a little flatter. It's a slight incline over

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<v Speaker 1>like a couple miles. But it's easier than the stairs. Absolutely, absolutely, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Did Jesse just drag those drums up and down the

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<v Speaker 2>stairs every time he wanted to band rehearsal this, don't

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<v Speaker 2>pull the thread, don't pull I won't pull the thread.

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<v Speaker 2>So Jesse grabs Michelle and throws her in the air

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<v Speaker 2>to finish off their performance, and everyone cheers. Jesse sets

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<v Speaker 2>her down and takes off her guitar, commending her on

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<v Speaker 2>an awesome job. Michelle excitedly shouts yay Jesse and thes

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<v Speaker 2>and Michelle. Jesse takes his place back on stage and

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<v Speaker 2>asks for any requests. Michelle eagerly raises her hand and

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<v Speaker 2>says ooh, ooh ooh. Jesse calls on the Young Lady

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<v Speaker 2>and the pink ensemb and she requests play the do

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<v Speaker 2>Wa Didty song. We're back to doua Diddy. We did

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<v Speaker 2>this a few weeks. I haven't left. Yeah, Jesse agrees

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<v Speaker 2>to this, but mentions that they need a very short

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<v Speaker 2>backup singer. In response to this, Michelle raises her hand

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<v Speaker 2>once again and says ooh, ooh, ooh. Jesse calls on

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<v Speaker 2>her and she states, I'm short. He asks her to

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<v Speaker 2>do the honor of singing with them, and Michelle says

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<v Speaker 2>it would be my pleasure. Jesse sets up the mic

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<v Speaker 2>stand for her, but when she walks up to it,

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<v Speaker 2>we see that it's way too tall. She looks at

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse and says, I told you I'm short. He hands

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<v Speaker 2>her the mic and asks her to count them off.

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<v Speaker 2>She shouts one, two, buckle my shoe and they start

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<v Speaker 2>to play. Jesse sings the first line of the song

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<v Speaker 2>and quickly hands it off to Michelle. She sings, do

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<v Speaker 2>Diddy Diddy dum diddy do. They go back and forth,

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<v Speaker 2>with Michelle taking every other line, and then she and

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse sing together. Michelle finishes the song. Everyone cheers for

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<v Speaker 2>this little rock star, and then she takes the reins

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<v Speaker 2>and declares, I'm a little teapot. Hit it boys. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought this was a I thought the teaser should have

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<v Speaker 2>ended here, like we did not need to go into

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<v Speaker 2>the Tikay.

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<v Speaker 1>I was I was gonna wait till you were done

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<v Speaker 1>with all this, but I was like, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't a teaser, this is a you tease nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is like a full scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a full scene. This is almost a

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<v Speaker 2>full episode.

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<v Speaker 1>We had to make dragging those the drums around both okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I had to give it enough that.

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<v Speaker 3>It Yeah, I could have. I could have done.

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<v Speaker 1>With either do a didy or on a little tight,

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<v Speaker 1>but both.

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<v Speaker 2>Both felt way too excessive, and I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>they just needed to film fill more of the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>two minutes where they short. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what it is is that Michelle is incredibly demanding

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<v Speaker 1>and no one wants to go against her.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, this is what we're saying, well, and

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<v Speaker 2>this is one of the first times she's ever had

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<v Speaker 2>interactions with adults in the house. Like she's supervised. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's excited to just get attention.

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<v Speaker 1>She just wandered down while they were all playing music,

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, guys, what are you doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So Jesse and the band look at each other

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<v Speaker 2>with confusion, but Michelle repeats her request with more. She's

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<v Speaker 2>very demanding in this season.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I said play the Teapot song.

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<v Speaker 2>The Rippers oblige and Michelle sings a rock rendition of

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<v Speaker 2>the classic I'm a Little Teapot with the dance moves

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<v Speaker 2>and everything. They finish off the song by Michelle's strumming,

0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Jesse's guitar and shouting rock and roll, and the twenty

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<v Speaker 2>two minute teaser is finally over.

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<v Speaker 1>And now it's time for the six minutes left for

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<v Speaker 1>our show. Yeah, yeah, that was that was a long.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a long unnecessary because it didn't for me, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and it didn't tie into the rest of the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just another well it never does then that's

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<v Speaker 1>fine when the teaser doesn't can stand alone, but this

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<v Speaker 1>felt like we were setting it up for something that

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<v Speaker 1>we're supposed to be invested in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it's just just more Michelle. That's it was

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<v Speaker 2>very cute, But yeah, they could they could have split

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<v Speaker 2>that into two teasers and used one for the next week,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. Right. So next in the living room, Becky

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<v Speaker 2>and Jesse are making out on the couch because that's

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<v Speaker 2>what you do in this house. Becky pulls away with

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<v Speaker 2>a huge smile on her face, telling him in one

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<v Speaker 2>week we'll be saying, I do this came up fast

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<v Speaker 2>like this?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, remember what was it six weeks or something that

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<v Speaker 1>they had to play.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like, I know they want to do this on

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<v Speaker 2>Valentine's Day, but this is so fast.

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<v Speaker 1>They couldn't have They could have picked Valentine's Day in

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<v Speaker 1>ninety two. You give it a year and a few months, right,

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<v Speaker 1>give him time. And they were like nope, now it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's now or never. Well, she didn't want Jesse to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hop in his bike and change his mind again,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's like, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotta do this. That's a real danger. Actually that's a

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<v Speaker 2>real possibility. Yes, exactly, nab him while he's still there.

0:23:13.400 --> 0:23:17.399
<v Speaker 2>So Jesse mindlessly asks I do what and Becky grabs

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<v Speaker 2>a pillow and smacks him across the face with it,

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<v Speaker 2>and he realizes, oh that that I do right. Becky

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<v Speaker 2>sarcastically reminds him of their wedding, which will include friends, family,

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<v Speaker 2>a cake, square dancing, photographers, and Jesse immediately cuts her

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<v Speaker 2>off in questions, did you just say square and dance

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<v Speaker 2>in the same sentence?

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<v Speaker 3>What is Becky such a hicic? I don't like this.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like Nebraska it's not it's not. Yeah, it's not Hickland.

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<v Speaker 2>There there's some lovely people in Nebraska. Shout out to Nebraska,

0:23:47.320 --> 0:23:51.600
<v Speaker 2>ambassas to Nebraska. I mean it's farm town. But yeah,

0:23:51.640 --> 0:23:55.040
<v Speaker 2>they've turned her into a hick. Yeah. It's one thing

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<v Speaker 2>to say, Oh, I used to milk cows or what

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<v Speaker 2>you know, one of these little references.

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<v Speaker 1>I grew up on a farm, right right. But square

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<v Speaker 1>dancing again, maybe it's very popular Nebraska, Nebraska its but

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<v Speaker 1>let us know, do you spend an an ordinate amount

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<v Speaker 1>of time square dancing.

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<v Speaker 2>In the state. We would like to like to know.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it something that you did a lot in the

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<v Speaker 3>early nineties?

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<v Speaker 2>Traditional web dance too? Yeah, we need answers, answers, and

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<v Speaker 2>is it what do you call yourself Nebraskans or Nebraska

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<v Speaker 2>nights Nebraska and Nebraska Nebraska. I don't know. Okay, we

0:24:26.720 --> 0:24:33.760
<v Speaker 2>need Nebraska, we need Nebraskans residents of Nebraska. I't think

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<v Speaker 2>we're already going off the rails. This is I blame

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<v Speaker 2>my back. Okay, we'll blame your back. So Becky says, oh,

0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:42.840
<v Speaker 2>did I forget to mention that? Well, my family always

0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:45.600
<v Speaker 2>tops off every big bash with a good old fashioned

0:24:45.600 --> 0:24:51.440
<v Speaker 2>square dance. You know a Donaldson tradition. Okay, you're here, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse tells her that the cuts up a lie have

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<v Speaker 2>a tradition too. Every Christmas, his uncle Nick tries to

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<v Speaker 2>balance a ham on his forehead, But that doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 2>they have to do it at their wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't his dad's name?

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<v Speaker 1>Nick?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this was either this.

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<v Speaker 3>Is maybe it was mom. Maybe it's mom brother.

0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:09.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:25:09.640 --> 0:25:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I thought the same thing too.

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:12.680
<v Speaker 3>I was like, gott Nick one and Nick cho, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>this is thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, people, be more creative with your names. But yeah,

0:25:16.920 --> 0:25:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I think it must have been Mama Cassopolis's brother. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't pull that thread either. There's a lot of threads

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<v Speaker 2>we're not pulling this week. So then Danny walks in,

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<v Speaker 2>smiling from ear to ear as he carries a big

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<v Speaker 2>stuffed bear in his arms. He tells Becky and Jesse, gee,

0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:35.919
<v Speaker 2>I love the fair, the chili dogs, the fudge, the

0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:39.479
<v Speaker 2>cotton candy, the nachos, the rides that go round and round.

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:42.520
<v Speaker 2>And his face starts to sour at the thought, and

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<v Speaker 2>he continues. The cramps, the gas, the nausea.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, you just can't do that. One year an

0:25:48.920 --> 0:25:51.520
<v Speaker 1>adult can't do it like you. Oh, you'll pay for

0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:53.840
<v Speaker 1>that for days. Oh, I used to love the little

0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:54.399
<v Speaker 1>gravity thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You just spit around.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't crawl upside down. I'm going like six seven

0:25:57.560 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 3>times in a row. Now I look at it like you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Nope, not for me. So Michelle picks up the

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<v Speaker 2>conversation from there and holds up a plastic bag filled

0:26:06.240 --> 0:26:10.360
<v Speaker 2>with water and announces, I got a fishy. Joey encourages

0:26:10.359 --> 0:26:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Michelle to tell everyone how she got it, and she explains,

0:26:13.240 --> 0:26:16.800
<v Speaker 2>I threw a ball into his bowl. They congratulate her

0:26:16.840 --> 0:26:20.520
<v Speaker 2>on the impressive accomplishment, and Danny adds, yeah, at a

0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:23.040
<v Speaker 2>quarter to throw it. It only cost me eighteen dollars

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<v Speaker 2>fifty cents.

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<v Speaker 3>Not always the truth, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, those you spend those stupid carnival games.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean they're made again. It's like a casino.

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<v Speaker 1>They're made to be difficult and then once in a

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<v Speaker 1>while they'll throw you a.

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<v Speaker 2>Low crumb yep. And the parents like I could have

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<v Speaker 2>bought five of these for the price of the tickets

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<v Speaker 2>to play.

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<v Speaker 1>They could have gone to a pet store and gotten

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of fish. Yeah, but everyone needs to have

0:26:45.800 --> 0:26:47.400
<v Speaker 1>the experience of a carnival fish in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, this is a rite of passage. Absolutely teaches you

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<v Speaker 2>how fleeting life is. Yes, it's a philosophical lesson, but

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<v Speaker 2>this is quick when it comes to goldish. Oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>well in a plastic bag. So Michelle holds up the

0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:05.639
<v Speaker 2>fish and says, you're going to sleep in my bed,

0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:08.640
<v Speaker 2>but Joey intervenes and leads Michelle away so they can

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:12.800
<v Speaker 2>find a fish bowl instead. Becky asks Danny where are

0:27:12.840 --> 0:27:16.240
<v Speaker 2>the girls, and Danny explains DJ's out saying goodbye to

0:27:16.240 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 2>a boy she met at the carnival, and Jesse is

0:27:18.800 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 2>surprised that he's not watching her every move. Danny act shocked,

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:25.399
<v Speaker 2>insisting that he didn't need to spy on DJ, but

0:27:25.400 --> 0:27:30.440
<v Speaker 2>that's only because he told Stephanie to spy on her. Ah. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>the little sister sister. We cut to the front porch

0:27:34.600 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 2>and DJ and the boy are right outside the front door,

0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:40.160
<v Speaker 2>standing face to face. The boy tells her he had

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<v Speaker 2>a great time today, and she happily responds, so did I, Bobby,

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<v Speaker 2>And then steph appears and walks right in between the couple,

0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:52.879
<v Speaker 2>saying so did I Bobby. DJ moves her aside and

0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:56.480
<v Speaker 2>asks what is she still doing here? Stephanie responds, the

0:27:56.480 --> 0:27:58.240
<v Speaker 2>three of us were having so much fun. It just

0:27:58.240 --> 0:28:01.960
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be the same without me. At that moment, a

0:28:01.960 --> 0:28:05.600
<v Speaker 2>loud car passes by and Bobby's eyes go wide. Whoa

0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:08.240
<v Speaker 2>did you see that seventy one Corvette go by? He

0:28:08.320 --> 0:28:10.280
<v Speaker 2>starts to list off some of the features of this

0:28:10.359 --> 0:28:13.679
<v Speaker 2>specific car, and DJ plays along, acting as though she

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:17.159
<v Speaker 2>loves cars just as much as him. Steph rolls her

0:28:17.160 --> 0:28:21.639
<v Speaker 2>eyes and says, oh please, at the fagness, You're just

0:28:22.080 --> 0:28:27.440
<v Speaker 2>you're brutal. You're not letting us with this. Here we go. Yeah,

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:30.159
<v Speaker 2>but uh. Bobby pays no mind to this and asks

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:35.240
<v Speaker 2>DJ what her favorite car is. She nervously answers, uh, red,

0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 2>and Bobby nods with realization. Oh you mean the new

0:28:38.520 --> 0:28:42.080
<v Speaker 2>red portion nine to eleven turbo. She nods, that's the one.

0:28:42.880 --> 0:28:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Bobby tells DJ how badly he wants that car, admitting

0:28:45.960 --> 0:28:49.320
<v Speaker 2>all he needs is his driver's license and eighty thousand dollars.

0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:52.959
<v Speaker 2>DJ offers him a faint smile, and Bobby tells her

0:28:53.160 --> 0:28:55.320
<v Speaker 2>I'll call you tomorrow and we can talk about cars.

0:28:55.600 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 2>S Key has no game whatsoever at all, not bring

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<v Speaker 2>back Ricky a paper boy man gave me.

0:29:01.920 --> 0:29:03.200
<v Speaker 3>Ricky paper Boy all day long.

0:29:03.600 --> 0:29:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Ricky Bobby, Ricky Bobby, Ricky Bobby.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you never seen Tall the Day at Night?

0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:11.960
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm I'm very sure I haven't seen.

0:29:12.000 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 1>Hopped up on Mountain Dewon coming you like a spider Monkey.

0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:17.960
<v Speaker 2>No. No, that's a quote from the It's brilliant. I

0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:20.600
<v Speaker 2>gotta add that. I gotta added to my list. So okay,

0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 2>it's it's.

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Uh John c Riley and uh and Will Ferrell.

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<v Speaker 2>I admit I am very like culturally unaware. I haven't

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 2>seen but the.

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Character that was his name play as is Ricky Bobby.

0:29:32.040 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, And so that's okay, I get it now. Yeah,

0:29:35.160 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen took Us off On. I haven't seen Dynamite.

0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.080
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen the Star Wars movies. Like I am

0:29:40.160 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 2>just very well the Star Wars. NA I miss much.

0:29:43.520 --> 0:29:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Napoleon Dynamite was funny at the time, but I feel

0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:46.360
<v Speaker 1>like now you'd be.

0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Like, okay, this was a good S and l sco

0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay.

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Although it is, it's it's pretty funny. Pocket Tots, I

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:52.560
<v Speaker 1>mean you gotta love pocket tomes.

0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:56.480
<v Speaker 2>No nothing, nothing, okay, nothing, nothing, I am you got anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>Back to back to the show, back to.

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<v Speaker 2>The show once uh. Once Bobby's out of Steph mocks

0:30:01.480 --> 0:30:05.880
<v Speaker 2>her older sister, Oh, Bobby, I love cars. Barfar rama.

0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:10.640
<v Speaker 2>She throws the front door open and walks away. Next

0:30:10.720 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 2>to Michelle's room, Michelle is watching her new fish swim

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:16.600
<v Speaker 2>around his tiny fish bowl. She's doing a fishy face

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 2>for him, and Joey points out how happy the little

0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:23.240
<v Speaker 2>fish looks. He's grinning from gil to gil. Michelle asks

0:30:23.480 --> 0:30:26.880
<v Speaker 2>if it's a boyfish or a girlfish. Joey asks what

0:30:26.920 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 2>she plans on naming the pet, and Michelle thinks for

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:34.040
<v Speaker 2>a moment before deciding Martin. Joey declares that it's a boyfish.

0:30:34.080 --> 0:30:40.120
<v Speaker 2>Then he ponders, Martin fish sounds like my accountant. He

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:42.240
<v Speaker 2>asks Michelle how she came up with the name Martin,

0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:45.600
<v Speaker 2>and Michelle matter of factly states because that's his name,

0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 2>yo right, wearing a name tag. Joey reminds her that

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:54.120
<v Speaker 2>owning a pet is a very big responsibility. She will

0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:57.000
<v Speaker 2>be in charge of feeding him every single day. Michelle

0:30:57.040 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 2>decides that Martin can have all of her vegetables. That's

0:31:00.400 --> 0:31:03.760
<v Speaker 2>quite generous, but Martin prefers fish food. He shows her

0:31:03.760 --> 0:31:05.920
<v Speaker 2>how much to give the fish, and she gives it

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:09.240
<v Speaker 2>a try, just a little pinch. Joey also reminds Michelle

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:12.360
<v Speaker 2>that she needs to keep his bowl clean, and Michelle recites,

0:31:12.640 --> 0:31:15.520
<v Speaker 2>pinch of food, keep him clean. You got it, dude.

0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Then she picks up his bowl and starts to walk

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:21.480
<v Speaker 2>out the door. Joey asks what she's doing, and she explains,

0:31:21.680 --> 0:31:24.959
<v Speaker 2>I'm taking Martin for a walk. Joey tells her one

0:31:24.960 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 2>of the first rules of pet care, if they don't

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:30.520
<v Speaker 2>have legs, you don't walk them. Michelle sets the bowl

0:31:30.560 --> 0:31:33.840
<v Speaker 2>down and sighs, there is so much to remember, and

0:31:33.880 --> 0:31:35.680
<v Speaker 2>she goes back to making fishy faces.

0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:39.800
<v Speaker 1>All right, Martin's going to meet an unfortunate man mark.

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:41.720
<v Speaker 2>You can just see it coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever have a did junior kids ever have

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<v Speaker 1>a carnival fish?

0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I've lived this episode, the carnival fish, the death,

0:31:51.880 --> 0:31:54.160
<v Speaker 2>the replacement, like all of it.

0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 1>We had a carnival fish that lasted a while while

0:31:58.720 --> 0:32:01.920
<v Speaker 1>we were on Fuller really had in the house. We

0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:06.760
<v Speaker 1>had mister Cheesey. Mister cheese Easy lasted for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a while like that could mean I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>like a year.

0:32:09.360 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 2>What, Oh, that's a literally long time.

0:32:11.760 --> 0:32:13.920
<v Speaker 1>We'll tank for him and whatever. And then at one

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 1>point I think we were in when we went when

0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:18.640
<v Speaker 1>I went on my church to Thailand and then we

0:32:18.680 --> 0:32:19.560
<v Speaker 1>all shot in Japan.

0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:22.280
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't home, so I couldn't clean.

0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:24.000
<v Speaker 3>His take for like three weeks or whatever.

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:25.480
<v Speaker 1>And then I got home and I was like, oh,

0:32:25.560 --> 0:32:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to clean your take, mister cheesy, and I

0:32:27.600 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 1>think I sent him into shock and.

0:32:29.040 --> 0:32:30.760
<v Speaker 3>He didn't make it, poor mister cheesy.

0:32:31.080 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:33.720
<v Speaker 1>And then we tried getting other fish and it just

0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:34.080
<v Speaker 1>never was.

0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:34.720
<v Speaker 2>It's not the same.

0:32:34.760 --> 0:32:35.800
<v Speaker 3>One would eat the other one.

0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, I would wake up and we're like,

0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:38.960
<v Speaker 1>oh god, there's been a battle.

0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, fisher, it can. It's definitely a good learning

0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:46.200
<v Speaker 2>a learning lesson for kids about life and death and

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 2>taking care of pets. And one goldfish we had ended

0:32:50.640 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 2>up jumping out of the bowl and like kind of

0:32:53.560 --> 0:32:57.440
<v Speaker 2>unlived himself that way, like alive. Yeah, and my kids

0:32:57.440 --> 0:32:59.320
<v Speaker 2>discovered it did you do to that poor fish? He

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:01.160
<v Speaker 2>just didn't like his maybe the water was dry, I

0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:03.120
<v Speaker 2>don't know. He didn't like his surroundings. So he's like

0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 2>he's like I've had enough of this wow craziness. So

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 2>next in Jesse's room, Jesse is organizing his hair combs

0:33:12.360 --> 0:33:14.960
<v Speaker 2>when Becky walks in. She tells him she has a

0:33:15.000 --> 0:33:18.040
<v Speaker 2>surprise and sets a CD player down on his nightstand.

0:33:18.400 --> 0:33:23.000
<v Speaker 2>She presses play and we hear a banjo. She snaps

0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:25.719
<v Speaker 2>along to the square dancing music as Jesse stares at

0:33:25.720 --> 0:33:29.280
<v Speaker 2>her in horror. He finally asks what in the he

0:33:29.440 --> 0:33:33.640
<v Speaker 2>haw is that? Becky's very excited. She tells him it's

0:33:33.680 --> 0:33:36.640
<v Speaker 2>time for your square dance lesson. Jesse let's out of

0:33:36.720 --> 0:33:39.080
<v Speaker 2>laugh and tells her, oh, he'd love to, but he's very,

0:33:39.400 --> 0:33:42.000
<v Speaker 2>very busy right now. But Becky points out that he's

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:45.320
<v Speaker 2>just playing with his hair brushes. When she tries to

0:33:45.320 --> 0:33:48.560
<v Speaker 2>touch them, he swats her away and explains, I just

0:33:48.600 --> 0:33:52.120
<v Speaker 2>added a lazy Susan to my hair, a Kutaman center

0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 2>for easy access.

0:33:55.120 --> 0:33:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is this is your man, Becky, this

0:33:57.600 --> 0:33:59.040
<v Speaker 1>is this is what you're marrying.

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Take it in. Yes, it's I mean, at least he's organized.

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 2>I was impressed with the organizational system. Yeah, very great,

0:34:06.840 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, was it excessive? Absolutely so. As he's showing

0:34:10.160 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 2>off this contraption, DJ walks in and asks for Jesse's help.

0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Becky tells her that he can't help right now because

0:34:15.520 --> 0:34:19.840
<v Speaker 2>he's too busy a couterment team. DJ explains that she

0:34:19.920 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 2>just needs to borrow some of Jesse's car magazines. Jesse

0:34:23.600 --> 0:34:26.239
<v Speaker 2>grabs a couple of copies and asks, since when are

0:34:26.280 --> 0:34:30.200
<v Speaker 2>you interested in cars? Deej Since when is Jesse interested

0:34:30.200 --> 0:34:30.760
<v Speaker 2>in cars?

0:34:31.280 --> 0:34:33.959
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, well, he likes his motorcycle, okay,

0:34:34.000 --> 0:34:35.720
<v Speaker 1>but cars, I guess it's.

0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 2>You've started taking the leap from two wheels to branching

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:45.399
<v Speaker 2>out from motorcycles and has car magazines. Okay, the joke

0:34:45.440 --> 0:34:47.400
<v Speaker 2>has to work. This is a right, this is a

0:34:47.400 --> 0:34:51.600
<v Speaker 2>plot deviser. So DJ fibbs that she's in a rut

0:34:51.719 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 2>and needs a new hobby. But Jesse sees right past

0:34:54.640 --> 0:34:58.160
<v Speaker 2>this and asks who's the boy? Becky butts in, are

0:34:58.160 --> 0:35:00.399
<v Speaker 2>you saying that just because she's a girl, she can't

0:35:00.400 --> 0:35:03.800
<v Speaker 2>be interested in cars. Jesse looks to DJ for confirmation,

0:35:04.000 --> 0:35:07.160
<v Speaker 2>and she admits his name's Bobby. He's calling tomorrow and

0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I told him I knew everything about cars. Jesse admits,

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I always liked when a girl was into the same thing.

0:35:14.200 --> 0:35:16.080
<v Speaker 2>I was shocking.

0:35:20.560 --> 0:35:22.920
<v Speaker 1>Jesse being like I always liked when they did the

0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:23.800
<v Speaker 1>things I liked to do.

0:35:24.320 --> 0:35:25.800
<v Speaker 2>That's Jesse's statement.

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, and then Becky literally is like yeah yeah.

0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Becky says, oh, she shouldn't pretend to like something just

0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:38.560
<v Speaker 2>to make someone else happy. Jesse smirks with satisfaction. Really so,

0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:40.839
<v Speaker 2>I guess that takes me off the square dancing hook.

0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:43.719
<v Speaker 2>Then Becky tells him, well, that's different. He doesn't have

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:46.120
<v Speaker 2>to pretend he likes it. In fact, she doesn't care

0:35:46.160 --> 0:35:49.360
<v Speaker 2>if he hates it. He's still doing it. It's the

0:35:49.400 --> 0:35:54.279
<v Speaker 2>difference with Mary. Yes, true, you don't like it, you're

0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:55.000
<v Speaker 2>doing it anyway.

0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:56.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't care, that's right.

0:35:56.239 --> 0:35:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. This prompts a full blown argument between the couple,

0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:03.280
<v Speaker 2>and DJ watches for a moment before admitting, you guys,

0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:07.000
<v Speaker 2>sound like you're married already. Jesse tells Becky he's putting

0:36:07.000 --> 0:36:09.400
<v Speaker 2>his foot down and stomps on the floor to emphasize

0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 2>his point. Becky smiles and tells him that's a good start.

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:15.360
<v Speaker 2>She next she instructs him to put his hands on

0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:19.759
<v Speaker 2>his hips and circle his partner like she's really she's

0:36:19.800 --> 0:36:23.000
<v Speaker 2>really stuck on this, and I admire I admire her

0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:25.080
<v Speaker 2>for sticking to her guns, like she wants this and.

0:36:25.040 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 1>She's gonna make it happen. But my god, Becky, I

0:36:27.920 --> 0:36:29.760
<v Speaker 1>don't know. I'm in a little judgment that she's sticking

0:36:29.760 --> 0:36:30.560
<v Speaker 1>to her gun so hard.

0:36:30.400 --> 0:36:32.759
<v Speaker 2>On scarre dancing, right, stick to your guns on cake

0:36:32.880 --> 0:36:34.480
<v Speaker 2>or flowers or your dress.

0:36:34.719 --> 0:36:36.359
<v Speaker 3>Or not the Elvis theme.

0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:39.080
<v Speaker 2>But I mean that's the thing.

0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:41.359
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so he doesn't get to do Elvis, but you

0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:44.160
<v Speaker 3>get to. But you have a square dance. Yeah that's true.

0:36:44.440 --> 0:36:47.719
<v Speaker 2>That's true. I mean it's square dancing maybe a little

0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:50.280
<v Speaker 2>better than getting married in Graceland. Maybe.

0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Are they gonna have the square dancing outfits though? You know,

0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:56.720
<v Speaker 1>the big poofy skirts. Yeah, yeah, gotta have the first.

0:36:56.600 --> 0:36:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Grade and the hay on the ground, Like I feel

0:36:58.719 --> 0:37:00.439
<v Speaker 2>like this is a whole different theme. Yeah.

0:37:00.480 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Perhaps I don't know if hayes as essential, but I

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:06.000
<v Speaker 1>know the poofy skirts are definitely it's essential.

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:06.759
<v Speaker 2>The thing.

0:37:07.000 --> 0:37:09.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the look like clogged shoes.

0:37:09.320 --> 0:37:14.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, oh, Becky, this is that's okay. We love Becky.

0:37:15.040 --> 0:37:19.000
<v Speaker 2>She's a great she's a great character. Every Mineah, everything

0:37:19.040 --> 0:37:21.440
<v Speaker 2>that she's put up with. Make Kim square dance for

0:37:21.480 --> 0:37:24.840
<v Speaker 2>an hour by himself. Give this woman a square dance

0:37:24.880 --> 0:37:27.680
<v Speaker 2>like she is. Give her a square dance. She's earned it.

0:37:29.280 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 2>So next we're in the bathroom, Michelle, and I'm so

0:37:32.200 --> 0:37:35.319
<v Speaker 2>happy the bathroom's finally it makes sense. Now, remember last

0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:37.000
<v Speaker 2>week I was confused because the sink was on the

0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:40.040
<v Speaker 2>other side of the door. You're right, replaced the sink,

0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:42.600
<v Speaker 2>the sink where the old sink was. It's now just

0:37:42.640 --> 0:37:45.799
<v Speaker 2>like a dresser or something. Right, So, yeah, it was

0:37:45.960 --> 0:37:48.560
<v Speaker 2>that episode where you guys busted the sink open looking

0:37:48.600 --> 0:37:51.560
<v Speaker 2>for the ring. Yeah. I feel better now, I feel

0:37:51.560 --> 0:37:52.360
<v Speaker 2>better about the situation.

0:37:53.280 --> 0:37:54.959
<v Speaker 1>Right, And you know what I feel really good about

0:37:55.120 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 1>is a toddler drawing a bath for herself.

0:37:58.320 --> 0:38:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Now adult supervision. I know it's it doesn't It didn't

0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:04.680
<v Speaker 2>even phase the writers, Like this has been going on

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:09.160
<v Speaker 2>for seasons now, you know whatever. So Michelle, she's setting

0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:11.720
<v Speaker 2>up this bubble bath. It's filled with lots of toys.

0:38:11.920 --> 0:38:14.399
<v Speaker 2>As she's doing this, Joey walks in and reminds her

0:38:14.680 --> 0:38:17.480
<v Speaker 2>she's not supposed to take baths by herself. Okay, so

0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:19.680
<v Speaker 2>it was a little late for that, Joey. At least

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:23.080
<v Speaker 2>they acknowledged to be cast. Yeah, yeah, she could have.

0:38:23.520 --> 0:38:25.359
<v Speaker 3>It's fine. I get it, she could have tipped over.

0:38:27.280 --> 0:38:30.280
<v Speaker 2>So Michelle insists that she's not taking a bath by herself,

0:38:30.480 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 2>but Joey doesn't believe her, But then he spots the

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:39.320
<v Speaker 2>empty fish bowl sitting besides the bathtub. Joey nervously asks

0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:42.680
<v Speaker 2>her where Martin is, and Michelle happily responds he's taking

0:38:42.719 --> 0:38:47.440
<v Speaker 2>a bubble bath. Joey frantically runs towards the tub and

0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:50.920
<v Speaker 2>fishes Martin out of the SuDS. Michelle assures Joey that

0:38:51.000 --> 0:38:54.800
<v Speaker 2>he's almost finished, but when we see Martin, he's floating

0:38:54.920 --> 0:39:00.000
<v Speaker 2>upside down in his bowl. Oh poor Martin. Sad Demid

0:39:00.040 --> 0:39:04.600
<v Speaker 2>is was it an actual show? And I think it was?

0:39:05.000 --> 0:39:07.560
<v Speaker 2>And they kept showing it. I was like, this is

0:39:07.560 --> 0:39:08.759
<v Speaker 2>is this triggering for someone?

0:39:09.640 --> 0:39:13.879
<v Speaker 1>I mean it, I don't they weren't as concerned about

0:39:13.920 --> 0:39:17.120
<v Speaker 1>the welfare of goldfish in nineteen eighty one.

0:39:17.520 --> 0:39:19.800
<v Speaker 2>It'd be upsetting for this is a showman for kids,

0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:21.880
<v Speaker 2>And if kids are watching this and looking at this

0:39:21.920 --> 0:39:23.680
<v Speaker 2>close up of a dead fish, I'm like, that's a

0:39:24.640 --> 0:39:26.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I mean, it wasn't.

0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:28.200
<v Speaker 3>He wasn't, you know, chopped in half?

0:39:28.280 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 2>True?

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:30.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's just sort of floating belly up.

0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:32.840
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if it was a real fish or I

0:39:32.880 --> 0:39:35.360
<v Speaker 2>don't know. I know, it's the nineties. Who knows what

0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:38.239
<v Speaker 2>they did. Yeah, props and props was probably just like, yeah,

0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:42.720
<v Speaker 2>let's me grab a fish and oh. Anyways, so Michelle

0:39:42.719 --> 0:39:45.759
<v Speaker 2>explains that she's keeping him clean, and Joey tells her

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:49.719
<v Speaker 2>he's clean, clean as a doornail, door, clean as a doornail.

0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:52.759
<v Speaker 2>It's supposed to be clean as a whistle or dead

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:54.920
<v Speaker 2>as a doornail, so he's combining the two. Is that

0:39:55.000 --> 0:39:55.839
<v Speaker 2>what the joke is?

0:39:57.880 --> 0:40:01.000
<v Speaker 3>No, I mean yes, I don't know. Yeah, well, because

0:40:01.000 --> 0:40:01.919
<v Speaker 3>it's supposed to be he's.

0:40:01.840 --> 0:40:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Dead as a doornow, but he's clean as okay, so

0:40:04.920 --> 0:40:06.000
<v Speaker 1>that's it was intentional.

0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:09.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. Michelle notices that Martin isn't swimming, so she

0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:14.880
<v Speaker 2>asks if he's sleeping. Joey nods, yeah, he's taking a

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:17.880
<v Speaker 2>very long nap. Michelle grabs the bowl from him and

0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:21.279
<v Speaker 2>gives Martin a friendly tease, you fell asleep in the bathtub,

0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:24.319
<v Speaker 2>You're a silly fish, and Joey lets her walk out

0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:30.719
<v Speaker 2>of the bathroom carrying Martin's corpse in a bowl. Hey,

0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:33.759
<v Speaker 2>I you know, this is a life lesson. This is

0:40:33.800 --> 0:40:36.799
<v Speaker 2>a life lesson. Y's just taking a while to get there,

0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:41.319
<v Speaker 2>So next to Jesse's room, Joey corrals Danny and Jesse

0:40:41.440 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 2>into the room to break the news Martin Tanner is dead.

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:49.919
<v Speaker 2>Sadness instantly washes over Danny and he sighs, I can't

0:40:49.960 --> 0:40:54.799
<v Speaker 2>believe this, the poor who's Martin Tanner? Joey tells him

0:40:54.800 --> 0:40:58.560
<v Speaker 2>it's Michelle's fish, and Jesse is more confused than heartbroken,

0:40:58.719 --> 0:41:01.919
<v Speaker 2>asking he died already. Isn't there like a six hour

0:41:02.000 --> 0:41:03.360
<v Speaker 2>warranty on those things?

0:41:04.880 --> 0:41:08.160
<v Speaker 1>You'd hope, But just getting him home sometimes is the

0:41:08.160 --> 0:41:08.600
<v Speaker 1>hard part.

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:08.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:11.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they come in a little bowl and then you're

0:41:11.440 --> 0:41:12.200
<v Speaker 3>slashing it around.

0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:15.400
<v Speaker 2>That's a lot of stress on a fish. Absolutely, yeah.

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:18.799
<v Speaker 2>Danny asks if Joey is sure that the fish is dead,

0:41:19.040 --> 0:41:21.120
<v Speaker 2>and Joey points out that he can tell the difference

0:41:21.120 --> 0:41:24.480
<v Speaker 2>between a live fish versus what Martin Tanner is looking

0:41:24.560 --> 0:41:27.839
<v Speaker 2>like right now. Jesse asks how Michelle is taking it,

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:30.880
<v Speaker 2>and Joey admits she's fine at the moment, considering she

0:41:31.000 --> 0:41:33.880
<v Speaker 2>believes he's just sleeping. He didn't have the heart to

0:41:33.920 --> 0:41:37.600
<v Speaker 2>tell her, Jesse mocks his friend. Don't you think she'll

0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:39.920
<v Speaker 2>figure it out? The thing is probably floating at the

0:41:39.920 --> 0:41:44.160
<v Speaker 2>top of the bowl. See Joey suggests that they put

0:41:44.239 --> 0:41:46.640
<v Speaker 2>him on a little rubber raft and pretend like he's

0:41:46.680 --> 0:41:47.960
<v Speaker 2>working on his tan.

0:41:50.960 --> 0:41:55.080
<v Speaker 1>Joey, it's a fish, guys, it's a fish not and

0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:57.399
<v Speaker 1>no one's don't come at me and be like fish

0:41:57.440 --> 0:42:01.319
<v Speaker 1>are people too, They're not. Okay, it was a goldfish,

0:42:01.680 --> 0:42:05.440
<v Speaker 1>and just just tell her the goldfishes.

0:42:05.600 --> 0:42:08.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I know you. I don't know. I don't.

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:09.640
<v Speaker 3>I don't I guess. I don't get.

0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Why it's takes three adult men to be able to

0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:13.240
<v Speaker 1>break this advice.

0:42:14.320 --> 0:42:17.000
<v Speaker 2>They're so afraid of her, you know. That's why she's

0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:21.680
<v Speaker 2>on supervisant. Is she's a tyrant, she's a therapist. Like

0:42:21.719 --> 0:42:23.439
<v Speaker 2>they just don't even know how to handle. Like, what's

0:42:23.440 --> 0:42:25.359
<v Speaker 2>gonna happen if she finds out the fish is dead.

0:42:25.880 --> 0:42:30.600
<v Speaker 2>She's gonna need coming for some scopies herself after this, right,

0:42:32.000 --> 0:42:35.200
<v Speaker 2>So uh, Danny reminds him that either way, this fish

0:42:35.320 --> 0:42:37.759
<v Speaker 2>is not a fun pet anymore, so they should tell

0:42:37.800 --> 0:42:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Michelle the truth. Jesse agrees, saying Michelle is a big girl.

0:42:42.600 --> 0:42:45.080
<v Speaker 2>It's time we explain to her the realities of life

0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 2>and death. See thank you yes, yeah the beginning. Pats

0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:51.239
<v Speaker 2>Danny and tells him to update the guys on how

0:42:51.280 --> 0:42:54.680
<v Speaker 2>that goes. But Danny grabs both of them and forces

0:42:54.719 --> 0:42:57.040
<v Speaker 2>them to join him for this tough discussion.

0:42:58.400 --> 0:43:01.160
<v Speaker 1>What's gonna happen when they actually have to have tough decisions,

0:43:01.160 --> 0:43:05.000
<v Speaker 1>like tough discussions beyond you know, a goldfish die. Well,

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:07.319
<v Speaker 1>there's the I mean they already broke well, no, I

0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:08.759
<v Speaker 1>was gonna say they already had to break the news

0:43:08.800 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 1>once that Michelle lost a parent, but then I was like,

0:43:10.719 --> 0:43:11.000
<v Speaker 1>she's a.

0:43:11.239 --> 0:43:15.080
<v Speaker 2>She was too young and the death was coming up.

0:43:15.280 --> 0:43:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what season that is, but I don't.

0:43:18.280 --> 0:43:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Did they just say he's sleeping? Is he working on

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 2>his chan? Like?

0:43:21.560 --> 0:43:27.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't, right, I put him in a small plastic Yes, well,

0:43:27.520 --> 0:43:28.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean they do once.

0:43:31.400 --> 0:43:37.440
<v Speaker 2>What they do? It's yeah, I know, I know, but

0:43:37.960 --> 0:43:44.120
<v Speaker 2>it's it's yes this, Yes, I think I'm trying to

0:43:44.120 --> 0:43:46.560
<v Speaker 2>come up with some one. I'm trying to come up

0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:49.080
<v Speaker 2>with a response. I have none. There's no response to that. Yeah,

0:43:49.080 --> 0:43:52.440
<v Speaker 2>there's nothing to do respond to. So next we're in

0:43:52.520 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Michelle's room. Michelle walks up to Martin's fishbowl holding her

0:43:55.640 --> 0:43:58.520
<v Speaker 2>stuffed pig. She offers to let him sleep with the

0:43:58.560 --> 0:44:01.920
<v Speaker 2>pig tonight, and that's when the guy's walk in. Danny

0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:04.360
<v Speaker 2>sits down next to his daughter as Jesse and Joey

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:06.920
<v Speaker 2>stand off to the side. Danny tells Michelle that they

0:44:06.920 --> 0:44:10.239
<v Speaker 2>have something to tell her about Martin, and Michelle notes

0:44:10.280 --> 0:44:13.839
<v Speaker 2>that he's an excellent sleeper. Danny tells her that he

0:44:13.920 --> 0:44:17.839
<v Speaker 2>isn't sleeping, he's gone. Michelle points to the fish bowl

0:44:17.840 --> 0:44:20.080
<v Speaker 2>and tells her dad, no, he's not. He's right here,

0:44:20.840 --> 0:44:24.000
<v Speaker 2>and Danny explains that he might be there physically, but

0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:28.439
<v Speaker 2>in another sense, he's everywhere. Jesse jumps in. I don't

0:44:28.440 --> 0:44:32.439
<v Speaker 2>think they teach philosophy until kindergarten. He takes a crack

0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:36.560
<v Speaker 2>at telling Michelle the fish's unfortunate fate. Darling, I'm sorry,

0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:41.919
<v Speaker 2>but your fish is the best sleeper in town. These

0:44:41.960 --> 0:44:46.120
<v Speaker 2>men are chicken. You know they are chicken. Come on, guys,

0:44:46.920 --> 0:44:49.279
<v Speaker 2>this is it's ridiculous.

0:44:49.400 --> 0:44:52.120
<v Speaker 3>I gets it. Yeah again, I mean it's you know,

0:44:52.200 --> 0:44:53.040
<v Speaker 3>the joke's gotta work.

0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:55.600
<v Speaker 2>It's gotta be a thing they gotta fill twenty two minutes.

0:44:55.640 --> 0:44:57.000
<v Speaker 2>The teaser was only you know.

0:44:57.080 --> 0:45:01.359
<v Speaker 1>Twenty twenty Well, right, that's and now I see why

0:45:01.360 --> 0:45:02.239
<v Speaker 1>the teaser was so long.

0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:03.719
<v Speaker 3>They were like, how do we drag this out?

0:45:03.760 --> 0:45:05.840
<v Speaker 1>These three adult men who can't say that the fish

0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:06.360
<v Speaker 1>is gone?

0:45:06.440 --> 0:45:08.879
<v Speaker 2>This it's kind of a filler episode and it's still

0:45:08.920 --> 0:45:11.919
<v Speaker 2>not full enough to fill the twenty two minutes. Yeah,

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:15.920
<v Speaker 2>so uh so, since he can't break the news either,

0:45:16.200 --> 0:45:19.720
<v Speaker 2>it's now Joey's turn. He asks Michelle if she remembers

0:45:19.760 --> 0:45:24.000
<v Speaker 2>that one road Runner cartoon where Wiley E Coyote falls

0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:26.359
<v Speaker 2>off the cliff. It's it's Wiley, it's not it's Wile,

0:45:26.840 --> 0:45:28.120
<v Speaker 2>not Wiley while.

0:45:28.719 --> 0:45:31.680
<v Speaker 1>It's supposed to be Whyley coyote, but while E coyote, Yeah,

0:45:31.680 --> 0:45:32.320
<v Speaker 1>it's not Wiley E.

0:45:32.480 --> 0:45:35.120
<v Speaker 2>That's why, just why, I just say Wyley wyle E.

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:38.000
<v Speaker 2>So do you do? You take the pause while eat

0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:40.240
<v Speaker 2>this is diction, watch your diction issition.

0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:44.400
<v Speaker 1>So while w I l E is his name, and

0:45:44.440 --> 0:45:48.719
<v Speaker 1>then E period is his middle name, and then Coo.

0:45:48.520 --> 0:45:52.200
<v Speaker 2>Coyote is the last name, So I can say Wiley, Yes,

0:45:52.480 --> 0:45:57.399
<v Speaker 2>that's that's what it's no say that either way.

0:45:57.480 --> 0:45:59.640
<v Speaker 1>You're just saying it with there you said you said

0:45:59.640 --> 0:46:02.879
<v Speaker 1>Wyley the E coyote and there was only there's only

0:46:02.920 --> 0:46:05.239
<v Speaker 1>one y Lee. You know what I mean, this is

0:46:05.719 --> 0:46:06.480
<v Speaker 1>why did I kick this?

0:46:06.480 --> 0:46:07.720
<v Speaker 3>Why is this the hill.

0:46:07.560 --> 0:46:12.920
<v Speaker 2>That I'm gonna die today? Why are we shocking about this?

0:46:12.960 --> 0:46:13.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay cares.

0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:18.080
<v Speaker 1>So the coyote falls off a cliff, So anyway, coyote's dead.

0:46:18.239 --> 0:46:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Coyote dies, he's splats on the floor.

0:46:20.520 --> 0:46:23.160
<v Speaker 1>You can talk about a coyote falling off of of

0:46:23.600 --> 0:46:27.719
<v Speaker 1>a mountain, but they can't say that the goldfish is dead.

0:46:27.800 --> 0:46:31.200
<v Speaker 2>No, no, totally. It's one's a cartoon, one's real life.

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:36.440
<v Speaker 2>You know this. Michelle is staring at him with confusion,

0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:38.920
<v Speaker 2>like these guys are making it worse. So poor child

0:46:38.960 --> 0:46:42.319
<v Speaker 2>is so confused, and Joey continues to over explain this

0:46:42.400 --> 0:46:46.160
<v Speaker 2>cartoon scene. Finally, finally, Danny decides to step in and

0:46:46.200 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 2>tell Michelle that her fish is dead. Thank you. Michelle frowns,

0:46:52.800 --> 0:46:56.120
<v Speaker 2>this is not good news. Danny tries to light in

0:46:56.160 --> 0:47:00.040
<v Speaker 2>her spirits. No fish lives forever, and Jesse chimes, and

0:47:00.040 --> 0:47:02.880
<v Speaker 2>then the important thing is to remember all the happy

0:47:02.920 --> 0:47:06.640
<v Speaker 2>times that you and Martin had together. He tries to

0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:10.000
<v Speaker 2>point out specific instances for her, like the car ride home,

0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:15.320
<v Speaker 2>the walk to your room. I guess that's about it. Yes, yeah,

0:47:15.600 --> 0:47:18.880
<v Speaker 2>it was very long. It did not last long. So

0:47:18.960 --> 0:47:21.600
<v Speaker 2>then Danny takes the fish bowl and Michelle asks where

0:47:21.640 --> 0:47:24.520
<v Speaker 2>he's taking Martin. Danny tells her that they're going to

0:47:24.520 --> 0:47:28.080
<v Speaker 2>give him a proper burial at sea. Michelle assumes that

0:47:28.120 --> 0:47:30.359
<v Speaker 2>they're going to take him to the ocean, and Jesse

0:47:30.480 --> 0:47:34.319
<v Speaker 2>nods well. Eventually, Michelle waves at her dead fish and

0:47:34.360 --> 0:47:38.920
<v Speaker 2>sadly says bye bye Martin. Danny asks Michelle if she

0:47:38.960 --> 0:47:42.280
<v Speaker 2>has any other questions about the fish, and Michelle asks,

0:47:42.560 --> 0:47:45.680
<v Speaker 2>how did Martin die? Joey admits that he died in

0:47:45.680 --> 0:47:49.839
<v Speaker 2>the bubble bath, and Michelle sadly remembers, I put him

0:47:49.880 --> 0:47:53.720
<v Speaker 2>in there. Joey explains, when I told you that fishies

0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:56.360
<v Speaker 2>like to be clean, just like people, I should have

0:47:56.400 --> 0:48:00.560
<v Speaker 2>also mentioned that fishies don't take bubble baths all size.

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:03.719
<v Speaker 2>Now you tell me. Danny reminds her it was just

0:48:03.760 --> 0:48:07.640
<v Speaker 2>an accident. You understand that, don't you, and she nods yes,

0:48:07.680 --> 0:48:11.320
<v Speaker 2>I do. It's all my fault. Dang.

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:14.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, she's in one of the seven stages of grief.

0:48:14.480 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 1>She's got a you know, process through the so she's

0:48:17.040 --> 0:48:19.480
<v Speaker 1>just in the in the anger stage.

0:48:19.600 --> 0:48:22.680
<v Speaker 2>She's angry at herself, she's bargaining, she's passed through denial.

0:48:23.040 --> 0:48:25.520
<v Speaker 2>She's bargaining. Yeah, yeah, well yeah she was in denial.

0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:27.759
<v Speaker 1>Was like, no, it's not it's kind No, fish is out. Okay,

0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:30.719
<v Speaker 1>So now we're on to the next one. And and

0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:34.879
<v Speaker 1>then then yes, she's working through all the all seven stages. Yeah,

0:48:34.960 --> 0:48:37.600
<v Speaker 1>which she's read about extensively in her work as a therapist.

0:48:37.680 --> 0:48:39.560
<v Speaker 3>So when she she knows, she kind of knows what

0:48:39.600 --> 0:48:40.160
<v Speaker 3>to expect.

0:48:40.239 --> 0:48:43.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I'm sure her her doctorate thesis was

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:45.840
<v Speaker 2>about death in the family. Like, she's got lots of

0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:47.640
<v Speaker 2>experience here. So there you go.

0:48:48.360 --> 0:48:51.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, and you think that it would make it easier,

0:48:51.160 --> 0:48:53.279
<v Speaker 1>but apparently it's still a thing, still a thing.

0:48:54.440 --> 0:48:56.839
<v Speaker 2>So we cut to a very sad commercial break, and

0:48:57.120 --> 0:49:06.160
<v Speaker 2>when we come back, we're in the kitchen. Danny and

0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Joey are covering an object with a towel, and once

0:49:08.640 --> 0:49:11.080
<v Speaker 2>they're done, they call out to Jesse, telling him he

0:49:11.160 --> 0:49:14.440
<v Speaker 2>can come in. Jesse appears with Michelle and he flies

0:49:14.480 --> 0:49:16.759
<v Speaker 2>her into the room like Superman. She tells the guys,

0:49:16.800 --> 0:49:19.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm coming, I'm coming, and he lends her on the

0:49:19.520 --> 0:49:23.120
<v Speaker 2>chair and she declares, I'm here. Danny tells her they

0:49:23.120 --> 0:49:26.040
<v Speaker 2>have a special surprise for her. Michelle glances at the

0:49:26.080 --> 0:49:30.239
<v Speaker 2>covered item and questions a towel. Danny tells her it's

0:49:30.400 --> 0:49:32.440
<v Speaker 2>under the towel, and he pulls this.

0:49:32.640 --> 0:49:35.240
<v Speaker 1>I feel like Michelle's not too bright if she can't,

0:49:35.360 --> 0:49:38.880
<v Speaker 1>if she doesn't know that the fish is dead and

0:49:38.920 --> 0:49:41.600
<v Speaker 1>it's floating, and that there's something under the towel, I'm

0:49:41.640 --> 0:49:44.759
<v Speaker 1>a little concerned. Well, maybe you know she turned her

0:49:44.760 --> 0:49:46.360
<v Speaker 1>BRAINNP after she got that doctorate thesis.

0:49:46.400 --> 0:49:49.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's just she's under dress, so yeah, she's she's

0:49:49.960 --> 0:49:52.640
<v Speaker 2>just she's struggling a bit right now in her she's

0:49:52.680 --> 0:49:55.279
<v Speaker 2>on the floor stage of Okay, yeah, maybe that's it.

0:49:55.480 --> 0:49:59.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. So Danny pulls off the towel and

0:49:59.600 --> 0:50:04.680
<v Speaker 2>reveal a tank. It's her brand new fish, but Michelle

0:50:04.719 --> 0:50:07.520
<v Speaker 2>stares at the gift without an ounce of happiness and

0:50:07.560 --> 0:50:12.440
<v Speaker 2>says no, thank you. Jesse lends some words of encouragement,

0:50:12.480 --> 0:50:14.840
<v Speaker 2>telling her the fish he likes her because he's wagging

0:50:14.920 --> 0:50:18.160
<v Speaker 2>his tail. Joey adds that the fish's name is Freddy

0:50:18.440 --> 0:50:21.960
<v Speaker 2>and he's saying hi to her. Michelle watches the fish

0:50:21.960 --> 0:50:26.280
<v Speaker 2>with sadness and says, watch out, Freddy, I'm big trouble. Mister.

0:50:27.360 --> 0:50:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Danny tries to comfort her, telling her that what happened

0:50:29.880 --> 0:50:33.719
<v Speaker 2>to Martin was just an accident. Plus, Freddy doesn't live

0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:36.000
<v Speaker 2>in a fish bowl. He lives in a fish palace,

0:50:36.400 --> 0:50:39.160
<v Speaker 2>complete with a filter and some gravel and a living

0:50:39.280 --> 0:50:43.640
<v Speaker 2>snail that cleans the tank three times a week. But

0:50:43.680 --> 0:50:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Michelle is still scarred from her last experience, like this,

0:50:46.600 --> 0:50:47.800
<v Speaker 2>This girl has trauma nouns.

0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:53.200
<v Speaker 1>This isn't gonna write this is this is horrific. This

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:54.920
<v Speaker 1>is the biggest trauma that she's facing.

0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:57.879
<v Speaker 2>It's not just the death she's blamed herself for, which

0:50:58.040 --> 0:50:59.480
<v Speaker 2>it kind of She's.

0:50:59.400 --> 0:51:02.799
<v Speaker 3>Like, I I killed you. I'm a horrible person. And

0:51:02.840 --> 0:51:04.560
<v Speaker 3>she's going to live with this shame for a long time.

0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:07.640
<v Speaker 2>It's going to follow her for the rest of her life.

0:51:07.800 --> 0:51:09.880
<v Speaker 1>You know what, She's probably gonna turn to sugar to

0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:12.640
<v Speaker 1>help her, Like at some point she's gonna just start

0:51:12.640 --> 0:51:13.640
<v Speaker 1>shoving sugar in her mouth.

0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Where is this cookie trying to be right?

0:51:15.520 --> 0:51:19.760
<v Speaker 1>That's her, that's her coping mechanism, her only coping mechanism.

0:51:20.120 --> 0:51:21.520
<v Speaker 3>So well, you know, I mean.

0:51:21.440 --> 0:51:23.360
<v Speaker 1>She was left alone to put the fish in the

0:51:23.360 --> 0:51:25.719
<v Speaker 1>bubble bat. So really this is on the adults of that.

0:51:25.680 --> 0:51:26.920
<v Speaker 2>House, right, it is.

0:51:27.120 --> 0:51:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Let a child into the bathroom with a fish bowl

0:51:29.880 --> 0:51:32.160
<v Speaker 1>and let her fill up the tub and didn't notice

0:51:32.239 --> 0:51:34.320
<v Speaker 1>until after it was already full, and she could have drowned.

0:51:34.400 --> 0:51:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Right, they're lucky. It's only the fish that died. Only, right,

0:51:37.480 --> 0:51:42.600
<v Speaker 2>they're lucky fish. Oh wow, So Michelle, she tells them

0:51:42.600 --> 0:51:44.720
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't want a fish. She begins to walk away,

0:51:45.000 --> 0:51:47.840
<v Speaker 2>so Jesse tries to bargain with her, telling her Freddie

0:51:47.840 --> 0:51:50.120
<v Speaker 2>will be the family fish and he'll stay right here

0:51:50.120 --> 0:51:53.440
<v Speaker 2>in the kitchen. Michelle can just be his buddy. She

0:51:53.560 --> 0:51:57.520
<v Speaker 2>warily responds, Okay, but I'm not getting too close. This

0:51:57.640 --> 0:51:59.879
<v Speaker 2>is like when Stephanie cut Jesse's hair.

0:52:00.040 --> 0:52:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, didn't we have this whole right?

0:52:02.239 --> 0:52:04.360
<v Speaker 1>We had a moment like this before where it was like,

0:52:04.360 --> 0:52:06.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to get close and really personally.

0:52:06.640 --> 0:52:08.960
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, So Stephanie has already dealt with this kind

0:52:09.000 --> 0:52:12.000
<v Speaker 2>of trauma in which Jesse didn't help because Jesse was

0:52:12.160 --> 0:52:13.120
<v Speaker 2>really angry at YouTube.

0:52:13.160 --> 0:52:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, but Jesse broke his Yeah, there was legitimately like

0:52:17.239 --> 0:52:17.640
<v Speaker 1>a thing.

0:52:18.040 --> 0:52:18.759
<v Speaker 3>Steph felt bad.

0:52:18.840 --> 0:52:21.239
<v Speaker 2>That's true. The stays were higher than just a dead

0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:26.120
<v Speaker 2>pigs were a little higher. Okay, okay, so.

0:52:26.400 --> 0:52:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Not to say the fish isn't important. Don't fish, we

0:52:29.080 --> 0:52:31.200
<v Speaker 1>don't need peta. No, I'm just saying love.

0:52:31.120 --> 0:52:34.719
<v Speaker 2>All fish, yes, but all yes, we love all fish,

0:52:34.760 --> 0:52:37.600
<v Speaker 2>all the fish. So she starts to walk away again.

0:52:37.880 --> 0:52:40.239
<v Speaker 2>At this time Danny stops her. He tells her there's

0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:42.600
<v Speaker 2>nothing to worry about because Freddy is going to live

0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:46.640
<v Speaker 2>for a long time. Michelle suggests that he stay out

0:52:46.680 --> 0:52:50.279
<v Speaker 2>of the bathtub then, and she walks away. Jesse tells

0:52:50.360 --> 0:52:52.640
<v Speaker 2>Danny it's crazy talk to say the fish will live

0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:56.480
<v Speaker 2>a long time. They die if you'll look at them. Funny.

0:52:56.960 --> 0:52:58.960
<v Speaker 2>I agree for once. I agree with Jesse, like this

0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:03.000
<v Speaker 2>this whole episode so far, you swear dancing the fish.

0:53:03.080 --> 0:53:06.279
<v Speaker 2>The response like the fish. Yeah, he's really spot on this.

0:53:06.320 --> 0:53:07.920
<v Speaker 2>He's on it this time. He's like, this is too much,

0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:10.560
<v Speaker 2>you guys, I can't do all this. But Danny and

0:53:10.600 --> 0:53:14.239
<v Speaker 2>Joey have a copboard. Joey opens a nearby cupboard and

0:53:14.280 --> 0:53:19.920
<v Speaker 2>reveals shelves of baita fish in tiny plastic bowls as backups.

0:53:19.920 --> 0:53:23.920
<v Speaker 2>These guys, but you should always keep fish in a

0:53:24.080 --> 0:53:25.400
<v Speaker 2>cabinet and that won't smell.

0:53:28.040 --> 0:53:29.800
<v Speaker 1>It was lit grate though. That's the one thing I

0:53:29.840 --> 0:53:31.359
<v Speaker 1>didn't know they opened it up. I was like, oh good,

0:53:31.360 --> 0:53:32.560
<v Speaker 1>they've installed lighting so.

0:53:32.520 --> 0:53:34.240
<v Speaker 2>That you could see the vision should notice the lighting.

0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:36.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to keep track of how many times we

0:53:36.160 --> 0:53:39.400
<v Speaker 2>actually see the inside of this cabinet, because we've seen it.

0:53:39.400 --> 0:53:42.600
<v Speaker 1>It's like once before, there was once.

0:53:42.400 --> 0:53:44.799
<v Speaker 2>Where you popped out of it with the like the

0:53:45.480 --> 0:53:48.880
<v Speaker 2>you were doing something to Rusty with the silly stringy whatever,

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:51.720
<v Speaker 2>the silly string. And then there's this I can't recall

0:53:51.800 --> 0:53:52.399
<v Speaker 2>any other time.

0:53:52.480 --> 0:53:54.480
<v Speaker 1>There was some I feel like there was another thing

0:53:54.520 --> 0:53:55.720
<v Speaker 1>maybe in the cabinet.

0:53:55.719 --> 0:53:57.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm going to try to keep track.

0:53:58.520 --> 0:54:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Uh So, now we're in the girls room. Stephanie is

0:54:01.000 --> 0:54:05.560
<v Speaker 2>quizzing DJ on carfax from Jesse's Magazines. The next question

0:54:05.640 --> 0:54:09.000
<v Speaker 2>is how many cylinders are in a classic nineteen sixty

0:54:09.000 --> 0:54:13.080
<v Speaker 2>six Ford mustang. DJ is obviously uncertain as she guesses

0:54:13.360 --> 0:54:16.920
<v Speaker 2>two hundred. Stephanie gives her a harsh buzzer noise in

0:54:16.960 --> 0:54:20.319
<v Speaker 2>response and reveals wrong again. The correct answer is eight.

0:54:20.880 --> 0:54:23.520
<v Speaker 2>How many questions have you answered wrong so far? And

0:54:23.600 --> 0:54:27.000
<v Speaker 2>DJ confidently says all of them. Steph responds, ding ding ding,

0:54:27.200 --> 0:54:32.000
<v Speaker 2>You finally got one right. Steff's rubbing it in.

0:54:31.920 --> 0:54:34.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, right, She's like, yeah, ding ding ding, Yay,

0:54:34.719 --> 0:54:35.880
<v Speaker 1>you finally got one loser.

0:54:36.040 --> 0:54:40.319
<v Speaker 2>She's not wrong, Stephanie is not wrong, you know. Uh So,

0:54:40.400 --> 0:54:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Becky walks in and asks if they're ready for the

0:54:42.480 --> 0:54:47.520
<v Speaker 2>big family Square dance lesson DJ can't wait. DJ tells

0:54:47.520 --> 0:54:50.160
<v Speaker 2>her she can't right now because she's still cramming for

0:54:50.200 --> 0:54:52.839
<v Speaker 2>her phone call with Bobby. She has no idea why

0:54:52.880 --> 0:54:56.240
<v Speaker 2>she lied about knowing so much about cars, but stephan

0:54:56.239 --> 0:54:59.600
<v Speaker 2>knows exactly why, telling her sister because you're boy crazy

0:54:59.640 --> 0:55:02.760
<v Speaker 2>and you'll anything to impress them. And then she probably

0:55:02.760 --> 0:55:06.759
<v Speaker 2>walked away after giving detailed reality check. It was the

0:55:06.800 --> 0:55:07.920
<v Speaker 2>best exit line.

0:55:08.400 --> 0:55:13.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn stuff, dropped some truth bombs and

0:55:13.760 --> 0:55:14.839
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm out.

0:55:15.120 --> 0:55:20.640
<v Speaker 2>She's brutal this episode, just brutal and I am delivery.

0:55:20.719 --> 0:55:26.040
<v Speaker 2>She's not. She's totally right and just the way you

0:55:26.080 --> 0:55:28.040
<v Speaker 2>deliver that line and walk out like you're so good

0:55:28.040 --> 0:55:29.080
<v Speaker 2>at these exit lines.

0:55:29.120 --> 0:55:32.879
<v Speaker 1>She's like, dropping some truth, it's because you suck by

0:55:33.040 --> 0:55:33.520
<v Speaker 1>see later.

0:55:34.920 --> 0:55:39.960
<v Speaker 2>It's classic little sister. I love it. So Becky jumps

0:55:40.000 --> 0:55:42.600
<v Speaker 2>in to give DJ some advice, telling her she doesn't

0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:45.120
<v Speaker 2>need to pretend to be a car expert.

0:55:45.640 --> 0:55:47.239
<v Speaker 3>Seriously, don't do this.

0:55:48.200 --> 0:55:52.640
<v Speaker 2>DJ admits, I know, but he's so cute. Becky points

0:55:52.640 --> 0:55:54.560
<v Speaker 2>out that if a boy doesn't like her for who

0:55:54.600 --> 0:55:58.520
<v Speaker 2>she is, then he's not worth liking, and on cue

0:55:58.560 --> 0:56:04.279
<v Speaker 2>snap for you, Thank God for Becky. Right but right

0:56:04.320 --> 0:56:07.680
<v Speaker 2>then the phone rings. DJ frantically asks Becky what she

0:56:07.719 --> 0:56:10.360
<v Speaker 2>should say, and Becky advises her to tell the truth.

0:56:10.920 --> 0:56:14.800
<v Speaker 2>Bobby will respect her for her honesty. So DJ answers

0:56:14.840 --> 0:56:17.880
<v Speaker 2>and says hi to Bobby before truthfully telling him I

0:56:17.920 --> 0:56:20.840
<v Speaker 2>think cars are boring and they cause pollution, but I

0:56:20.880 --> 0:56:24.640
<v Speaker 2>know that won't matter to you because hello, Hello. She

0:56:24.800 --> 0:56:28.320
<v Speaker 2>looks at Becky in size he hung up. Becky winces

0:56:28.360 --> 0:56:31.759
<v Speaker 2>at the news and says, oops, DJ, I'm sorry. DJ

0:56:31.880 --> 0:56:34.520
<v Speaker 2>insists it's okay. Any guy who hangs up on her

0:56:34.600 --> 0:56:37.720
<v Speaker 2>is probably not her type. It's true.

0:56:37.880 --> 0:56:39.680
<v Speaker 3>I feel like this kid went on.

0:56:40.200 --> 0:56:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Uh to like becomes some sort of reality TV start,

0:56:45.719 --> 0:56:47.000
<v Speaker 1>like looking for a relationship.

0:56:47.000 --> 0:56:47.960
<v Speaker 3>That's what Bobby became.

0:56:48.239 --> 0:56:51.919
<v Speaker 2>He has to find. Well, his criteria is the must

0:56:52.520 --> 0:56:54.520
<v Speaker 2>he wound up. He wound up on f Boy Island

0:56:54.840 --> 0:56:55.719
<v Speaker 2>is what he wound up on.

0:56:56.320 --> 0:56:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Because yeah, he just expects the girls around him to

0:56:59.560 --> 0:57:01.480
<v Speaker 1>be like you have to like what I'm into yeah, yeah,

0:57:01.600 --> 0:57:04.759
<v Speaker 1>and so yeah. He went on to win season twenty

0:57:04.800 --> 0:57:08.439
<v Speaker 1>seven of Foy Island. Actually, so uh yeah, check it out.

0:57:08.440 --> 0:57:10.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't like it Jesse in training, you know, like

0:57:10.560 --> 0:57:12.880
<v Speaker 2>I can see shades of Jesse in this kid, Like,

0:57:12.960 --> 0:57:14.759
<v Speaker 2>oh you don't like what I like? Peace out? You

0:57:14.840 --> 0:57:16.360
<v Speaker 2>know it's right.

0:57:16.480 --> 0:57:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's probably a good thing that they didn't work out,

0:57:18.480 --> 0:57:21.120
<v Speaker 1>because he would have just Jesse would have given.

0:57:21.040 --> 0:57:22.240
<v Speaker 3>Him all the roles.

0:57:22.240 --> 0:57:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that would not have been a good combination.

0:57:26.560 --> 0:57:28.520
<v Speaker 3>But seriously, screw him.

0:57:28.640 --> 0:57:31.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, hang up on. DJ deserves better than this.

0:57:31.880 --> 0:57:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Audios to that kid, Bye bye, bye bye, have fun

0:57:35.560 --> 0:57:36.440
<v Speaker 1>with your Manifold.

0:57:40.000 --> 0:57:42.560
<v Speaker 2>So next door in the kitchen, Michelle is watching Freddy

0:57:42.600 --> 0:57:45.880
<v Speaker 2>from a safe distance on the staircase. She waves to

0:57:46.000 --> 0:57:48.760
<v Speaker 2>him and then bravely makes her way closer to the tank.

0:57:49.440 --> 0:57:52.200
<v Speaker 2>She assures the fish, don't be afraid. I'm just gonna

0:57:52.200 --> 0:57:56.720
<v Speaker 2>get a cookie. You called it the sugar binge.

0:57:57.640 --> 0:58:00.880
<v Speaker 1>She's like, hold on, I've got to go eat some feelings.

0:58:01.720 --> 0:58:02.560
<v Speaker 2>She grabs a cookie.

0:58:02.800 --> 0:58:04.880
<v Speaker 1>But but my first thought was, oh god, what is

0:58:04.920 --> 0:58:07.080
<v Speaker 1>she going to give this fish a cook? She likes

0:58:07.080 --> 0:58:11.600
<v Speaker 1>to feed the fish, so yeah, she like number two

0:58:11.800 --> 0:58:13.840
<v Speaker 1>but there's a cabinet fall, so that's right, there's plenty

0:58:13.880 --> 0:58:14.840
<v Speaker 1>of backups.

0:58:15.080 --> 0:58:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so she tells the fish, I'm not going to

0:58:18.200 --> 0:58:20.880
<v Speaker 2>give you a bath, and she watches the fish sadly

0:58:21.200 --> 0:58:25.840
<v Speaker 2>while eating her sugar fix for the day or hour. Well,

0:58:26.040 --> 0:58:27.920
<v Speaker 2>this was a weirdly short scene, and then we're out.

0:58:27.920 --> 0:58:29.080
<v Speaker 2>We're in the living room next, like.

0:58:29.040 --> 0:58:30.840
<v Speaker 1>What, Well, we spent so much time on that, so

0:58:30.920 --> 0:58:33.680
<v Speaker 1>we can't really go to the important stuff like Michelle

0:58:33.720 --> 0:58:35.840
<v Speaker 1>and her fish, you know, because we had to sing

0:58:35.880 --> 0:58:36.360
<v Speaker 1>do what Idy?

0:58:36.760 --> 0:58:43.120
<v Speaker 2>And I wanted this sing to be long, right, told Vital, Okay.

0:58:43.960 --> 0:58:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we don't have time for Michelle getting sad about

0:58:45.800 --> 0:58:48.920
<v Speaker 1>a fish. No, we've but we've got seventeen and a

0:58:48.960 --> 0:58:49.800
<v Speaker 1>half minutes.

0:58:49.520 --> 0:58:50.240
<v Speaker 3>For do what it is?

0:58:51.600 --> 0:58:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Man, the priority. I didn't recognize these writers' names, and

0:58:54.680 --> 0:58:56.840
<v Speaker 2>so I'm like, yeah, they were these guest writers this week.

0:58:56.880 --> 0:58:59.280
<v Speaker 2>They don't they don't know, but I'm like, this is

0:58:59.440 --> 0:59:01.080
<v Speaker 2>this episode will.

0:59:00.840 --> 0:59:03.680
<v Speaker 3>They've obviously never had a fish or dragged a.

0:59:03.680 --> 0:59:08.400
<v Speaker 2>Drum kit downstairs, so never they were not qualified to

0:59:08.440 --> 0:59:12.360
<v Speaker 2>write for the Tamis. So next to the living room,

0:59:12.560 --> 0:59:15.160
<v Speaker 2>the furniture has been pushed off the rug. Becky has

0:59:15.200 --> 0:59:19.760
<v Speaker 2>assembled the entire family into formation for their square dancing lessons.

0:59:20.920 --> 0:59:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Becky tells them they start in a square, but DJ

0:59:23.640 --> 0:59:26.240
<v Speaker 2>butts in, I hate to get technical, but we formed

0:59:26.240 --> 0:59:30.000
<v Speaker 2>a triangle. Becky tells her they'll be much more square

0:59:30.160 --> 0:59:33.320
<v Speaker 2>once her parents are there, and Jesse says under his breath,

0:59:33.440 --> 0:59:36.360
<v Speaker 2>you ain't kidding. Becky turns around and gives him a

0:59:36.360 --> 0:59:39.720
<v Speaker 2>fake smile. What And Jesse stutters, Oh, I said, I'll

0:59:39.760 --> 0:59:42.720
<v Speaker 2>do your bidding, and she smiles and tells him that's

0:59:42.760 --> 0:59:46.160
<v Speaker 2>all I ask. Becky turns on the square dancing music

0:59:46.200 --> 0:59:49.720
<v Speaker 2>and walks everyone through the steps. Unsurprisingly, the whole family

0:59:49.760 --> 0:59:51.960
<v Speaker 2>has the choreography nailed down immediately.

0:59:53.480 --> 0:59:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean, one of our pastimes is family square dancing competitions,

0:59:58.520 --> 0:59:59.960
<v Speaker 1>so we've done this for years.

1:00:00.440 --> 1:00:02.520
<v Speaker 2>You know, that's actually kind of on brand.

1:00:02.760 --> 1:00:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Obviously we don't include Jesse, but yeah, but but Danny

1:00:06.280 --> 1:00:08.760
<v Speaker 1>and the girls have been square dancing for a very

1:00:08.800 --> 1:00:09.240
<v Speaker 1>long time.

1:00:09.320 --> 1:00:12.360
<v Speaker 2>That would not surprise me in this household, with this family,

1:00:12.480 --> 1:00:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh for sure, it's very on brand. They love their

1:00:15.240 --> 1:00:20.320
<v Speaker 2>choreograph to dancing, do we, ever, So Becky's talks him

1:00:20.320 --> 1:00:22.480
<v Speaker 2>through the moves and then lets Danny take over the

1:00:22.520 --> 1:00:25.160
<v Speaker 2>lyrical portion which he turns into a cleaning lesson.

1:00:26.200 --> 1:00:30.000
<v Speaker 1>I wonder what Bob was actually thinking, you know what

1:00:30.040 --> 1:00:33.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Like like he had the script scripted lines

1:00:33.120 --> 1:00:35.080
<v Speaker 1>for the stupid cleaning thing that he's supposed to be

1:00:35.080 --> 1:00:36.320
<v Speaker 1>singing to the to.

1:00:36.240 --> 1:00:37.400
<v Speaker 2>The square dancing tune.

1:00:37.480 --> 1:00:39.720
<v Speaker 1>But I wonder what he was actually making, what song

1:00:39.760 --> 1:00:41.640
<v Speaker 1>he was making up in his ow, because it wasn't

1:00:41.680 --> 1:00:44.560
<v Speaker 1>anything about cleaning. It wasn't clean, it was I can

1:00:44.600 --> 1:00:48.680
<v Speaker 1>only imagine, yes, right, because I'm watching because whenever there's

1:00:48.680 --> 1:00:50.280
<v Speaker 1>a scene where like the whole family has to do

1:00:50.320 --> 1:00:53.680
<v Speaker 1>something dumb, I'm watching the faces of the guys interact

1:00:53.720 --> 1:00:57.760
<v Speaker 1>with each other and and be laughing about something, And

1:00:57.800 --> 1:00:59.960
<v Speaker 1>like there are definitely times when like Bob will be

1:01:00.280 --> 1:01:02.440
<v Speaker 1>really laughing at something and you're like, oh, him and

1:01:02.520 --> 1:01:05.000
<v Speaker 1>Dave must have been doing something so inappropriate and stupid.

1:01:05.080 --> 1:01:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, well they have. Like it's almost like a

1:01:07.040 --> 1:01:10.439
<v Speaker 2>silent conversation, you know that they're speaking to each other

1:01:10.520 --> 1:01:13.920
<v Speaker 2>with just their eyes, yeah, about whatever dirty joke is whatever.

1:01:14.160 --> 1:01:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, You're like, oh, there's no way they made

1:01:16.120 --> 1:01:17.920
<v Speaker 1>it through this without saying something stupid.

1:01:18.240 --> 1:01:23.280
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, it's so great to watch, so Jesse takes over

1:01:23.320 --> 1:01:26.600
<v Speaker 2>then and announces his departure. He walks away from the dancing,

1:01:26.880 --> 1:01:29.920
<v Speaker 2>but Danny prevents him from leaving. He forces him back

1:01:29.920 --> 1:01:32.240
<v Speaker 2>onto the dance floor and tells Joey to take it away.

1:01:32.800 --> 1:01:35.320
<v Speaker 2>Joey decides to turn the square dancing into Hokey pokey,

1:01:36.080 --> 1:01:37.760
<v Speaker 2>and he doesn't stop there. He tells them to do

1:01:37.800 --> 1:01:41.040
<v Speaker 2>the monkey, the mashed potato, and then the alligator. What

1:01:42.280 --> 1:01:45.200
<v Speaker 2>was it like filming this scene doing these moves? And

1:01:45.600 --> 1:01:47.680
<v Speaker 2>did you have a choreographer? Did you just kind of

1:01:47.720 --> 1:01:50.360
<v Speaker 2>make it like I don't remember, I mean no, we

1:01:50.560 --> 1:01:51.640
<v Speaker 2>just sort of it.

1:01:51.800 --> 1:01:55.320
<v Speaker 1>No. They just named like several dances from the you know,

1:01:55.440 --> 1:01:59.360
<v Speaker 1>early sixties, and uh, and then we just we just

1:02:00.040 --> 1:02:00.480
<v Speaker 1>went for it.

1:02:00.640 --> 1:02:02.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you guys got through this without

1:02:02.440 --> 1:02:05.200
<v Speaker 2>cracking up or did you.

1:02:05.160 --> 1:02:08.560
<v Speaker 1>See the guy's faces that they didn't They were being ridiculous.

1:02:08.600 --> 1:02:09.400
<v Speaker 3>It was the alligator.

1:02:09.440 --> 1:02:12.600
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that really killed Bob, Like you hear

1:02:12.680 --> 1:02:14.240
<v Speaker 1>him laughing and he was on the phone.

1:02:14.440 --> 1:02:18.800
<v Speaker 2>What were you possibly doing? Yeah, absolutely ridiculous.

1:02:18.800 --> 1:02:20.800
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'll tell you though, I would give

1:02:20.840 --> 1:02:22.800
<v Speaker 1>anything to be able to do that stupid alligator right now,

1:02:22.800 --> 1:02:24.080
<v Speaker 1>if I could just lay down on the phone.

1:02:24.120 --> 1:02:27.040
<v Speaker 3>You no, just down there, never got back.

1:02:27.240 --> 1:02:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So after doing all these silly dance moves, Jesse

1:02:31.280 --> 1:02:33.800
<v Speaker 2>gets up off the floor. He is smiling ear to ear.

1:02:34.160 --> 1:02:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Becky is laughing along with him and teases, what is

1:02:36.880 --> 1:02:40.400
<v Speaker 2>that on your face? That's a smile. Jesse gets embarrassed

1:02:40.400 --> 1:02:42.840
<v Speaker 2>and pretends like he wasn't having a good time, but

1:02:42.920 --> 1:02:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Becky pokes at him until he admits the truth. He

1:02:45.600 --> 1:02:47.960
<v Speaker 2>had a great time and he knows it'll be really

1:02:48.000 --> 1:02:49.120
<v Speaker 2>fun at their wedding.

1:02:50.080 --> 1:02:53.920
<v Speaker 1>He's lying, He's lying, that's okay to Becky to make

1:02:53.920 --> 1:02:54.760
<v Speaker 1>her feel bad about it.

1:02:54.760 --> 1:02:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Goes as long as he does it with a smile

1:02:56.480 --> 1:02:59.880
<v Speaker 2>on his face, that's all she asks. Becky raps for

1:03:00.120 --> 1:03:02.680
<v Speaker 2>arms around him and grins. I can't wait until next

1:03:02.680 --> 1:03:06.440
<v Speaker 2>week when we're finally husband and wife. Jesse puckers his

1:03:06.520 --> 1:03:10.160
<v Speaker 2>lips and says, have mercy and they kiss in front

1:03:10.200 --> 1:03:14.040
<v Speaker 2>of everyone. Of course, then Michelle comes running into the room.

1:03:14.080 --> 1:03:15.360
<v Speaker 2>That's right, Michelle wasn't.

1:03:15.160 --> 1:03:16.080
<v Speaker 3>In the scene.

1:03:18.000 --> 1:03:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Michelle wasn't. We're like the family squaredenans

1:03:22.400 --> 1:03:26.320
<v Speaker 1>screw that kid, Well, she wouldn't thrown it off anyway.

1:03:26.320 --> 1:03:27.520
<v Speaker 3>Becau, who's gonna be her partner.

1:03:28.240 --> 1:03:30.200
<v Speaker 2>You've already left her alone once.

1:03:31.880 --> 1:03:34.640
<v Speaker 1>Alone, They're like, she should have killed that other fish.

1:03:34.680 --> 1:03:36.160
<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about It's fine, just leave her in the

1:03:36.200 --> 1:03:38.400
<v Speaker 1>other room. We got backup, so it's fine.

1:03:39.560 --> 1:03:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Could happen? This is insane. So Michelle runs in and

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<v Speaker 2>and she's yelling something's happening to the fishy. Danny asks

1:03:49.560 --> 1:03:52.080
<v Speaker 2>what's going on, and Michelle tells him, I don't know,

1:03:52.120 --> 1:03:55.480
<v Speaker 2>but it's not my fault. Everyone gets up and Michelle

1:03:55.520 --> 1:03:58.800
<v Speaker 2>tells them to move it, misters. When they reached the tank,

1:03:59.080 --> 1:04:04.120
<v Speaker 2>Stephanie's face sours. You little teeny tiny thingies are swimming

1:04:04.160 --> 1:04:09.520
<v Speaker 2>in there. Sea monkeys? Oh yeah. Joey explains that those

1:04:09.560 --> 1:04:14.400
<v Speaker 2>are babyfish, and DJ admits they're really cute. Jesse comments, oh,

1:04:14.520 --> 1:04:18.200
<v Speaker 2>looks like Freddy is a freda. Huh. Danny tells his

1:04:18.280 --> 1:04:20.440
<v Speaker 2>daughter it's a good thing she was here to witness this,

1:04:20.680 --> 1:04:24.080
<v Speaker 2>and she did the right thing by telling them. Michelle's

1:04:24.080 --> 1:04:27.440
<v Speaker 2>eyes brighten. I did, and Joey tells her you did.

1:04:27.800 --> 1:04:29.760
<v Speaker 2>And now we can take the mommy fish out and

1:04:29.800 --> 1:04:32.680
<v Speaker 2>put her in a special nursery tank so the babies

1:04:32.680 --> 1:04:36.280
<v Speaker 2>can grow up strong and healthy and so she doesn't

1:04:36.280 --> 1:04:37.880
<v Speaker 2>eat them. That's actually why you put.

1:04:37.720 --> 1:04:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Them in a nursery, right, Like, we're gonna put her

1:04:43.720 --> 1:04:46.960
<v Speaker 1>in a special nursery tank because she's happy there and

1:04:47.000 --> 1:04:47.880
<v Speaker 1>she won't.

1:04:48.880 --> 1:04:51.800
<v Speaker 2>This is just so boy the lifeless.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you remember having guppies in our classroom?

1:04:55.560 --> 1:04:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1:04:55.880 --> 1:05:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we we had guppies that had a b and

1:05:00.440 --> 1:05:02.360
<v Speaker 1>it was pregnant and it had a baby and we

1:05:02.400 --> 1:05:03.840
<v Speaker 1>did have to put it. And that's how I learned

1:05:03.840 --> 1:05:06.080
<v Speaker 1>about the little nursery tank because Adrian was like, yeah,

1:05:06.080 --> 1:05:07.280
<v Speaker 1>they will eat there.

1:05:07.880 --> 1:05:08.400
<v Speaker 3>They're young.

1:05:08.560 --> 1:05:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right, we had We had this in the classroom.

1:05:11.960 --> 1:05:14.240
<v Speaker 2>This was a life lessons on stage.

1:05:14.920 --> 1:05:16.600
<v Speaker 3>Puts a whole new spin on Nemo, you.

1:05:16.520 --> 1:05:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Know what I mean. Yeah? Yeah, well wait, so Michelle's ecstatic.

1:05:22.760 --> 1:05:25.800
<v Speaker 2>She said I did a good job. Joey grabs a

1:05:25.840 --> 1:05:28.400
<v Speaker 2>tiny net and scoops freeda up, placing her in a

1:05:28.400 --> 1:05:32.440
<v Speaker 2>little plastic bowl. Michelle sweetly asks Danny, can I keep

1:05:32.440 --> 1:05:35.480
<v Speaker 2>the babies in my room? Danny says yes, because she

1:05:35.560 --> 1:05:38.960
<v Speaker 2>really came through for them. Becky calls Michelle a hero

1:05:39.080 --> 1:05:44.240
<v Speaker 2>and they all applaud for her. She throws up two

1:05:44.240 --> 1:05:46.360
<v Speaker 2>peace signs. Thank you.

1:05:47.040 --> 1:05:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was like, oh, this is this.

1:05:49.160 --> 1:05:50.960
<v Speaker 1>This was one of those scenes where I was like, okay,

1:05:51.040 --> 1:05:53.040
<v Speaker 1>we've we've jumped the shark with Michelle.

1:05:53.040 --> 1:05:54.360
<v Speaker 2>We've jumped we jumped the fish.

1:05:54.480 --> 1:05:56.720
<v Speaker 3>Yes, we've jumped the fish.

1:05:56.920 --> 1:05:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes we am all for.

1:05:57.920 --> 1:06:00.840
<v Speaker 1>Building up a kid's confidence, but this is overkill, Like,

1:06:00.960 --> 1:06:04.400
<v Speaker 1>come on, people has left her alone for most of

1:06:04.440 --> 1:06:08.560
<v Speaker 1>the episode in else and you're praising her again. Good John, Michelle,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't do any You didn't like the house on

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<v Speaker 1>fire when we weren't paying attentions.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is this, This is so full house, like.

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<v Speaker 1>This is such a pose giving Michelle princess for a day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes it is. This is how it starts. It

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<v Speaker 2>all started with Martin and Freedom. Yep. So then Michelle

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<v Speaker 2>decides to ask Danny where do babies come from? And

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<v Speaker 2>Danny suggests that they go back to square dant scene

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<v Speaker 2>and they'll talk about that later. The whole family begins

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<v Speaker 2>to walk out of the kitchen, but Michelle stays put,

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<v Speaker 2>yelling after her dad, hey, get back here, where do

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<v Speaker 2>babies come from? When there's no answer, she stomps after them,

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<v Speaker 2>saying I know, you know, and that's our show. No

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<v Speaker 2>more life lessons.

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<v Speaker 3>And again they're running away from the top.

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<v Speaker 2>Her behind. Yeah, what do you expect anything less?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, They're trying to avoid an uncomfortable conversation, So I

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<v Speaker 1>get it, no one, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how they tackle uncomfortable topics.

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<v Speaker 1>They just walk, They just don't. They just run away

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<v Speaker 1>from them and go square dance. Yes, clearly enough, That's

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<v Speaker 1>how I solved my problems.

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<v Speaker 2>So you learned it from the Tanners.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know, nothing like a good square

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<v Speaker 1>dance really just clears out the mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh boy, this this well, this was a This

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<v Speaker 2>was a episode about a fish. It wasn't bad, It

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't terrible. It was cute.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a cute family story.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully we raised awareness about fish in bubble bats, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and no more fish were came to the harm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, it was a nice low steak this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>We got the wedding coming up, so it's good to

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<v Speaker 2>have a nice, calm, low stakes episode, you know. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it was fine. Oh this was a Yeah, this was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this was one of those filler episodes for me, tear

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<v Speaker 2>well not.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was just sort of kid right, Oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not not in the bottom of here, just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of right around the mame.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a five out of ten. That's what I

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<v Speaker 2>give it. Five out of ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I look good, entertaining, cute, very cute, and we

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<v Speaker 1>hit all the points of Michelle's uh plight in life,

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<v Speaker 1>which is sugar binges being left alone, ignored.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Michelle in a nutshell. Really, that's this is who

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<v Speaker 2>she is. Yeah, oh boy, did you have any everywhere

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<v Speaker 2>your looks? I am one, and it's really small. It's

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<v Speaker 2>it might.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I actually did have one. I did have one.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me, uh the poster this is mine? Oh yeah one.

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<v Speaker 1>The poster in DJ's room has been switched out with.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I was all about because.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the kind of music that I was like, give

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<v Speaker 1>me some veil, some new editions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so that was great. I noticed the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, ooh, we didn't eat bell Bi Devo.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, yeah, we're hidden, we're hit in the early nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm here for it. I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, that was my that was my only one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the only one I had to Yeah, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>all right, okay, but but yeah, we had to sit

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<v Speaker 2>through a twenty two minute teaser. So there was only

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<v Speaker 2>so many.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, there was always so many things you could everywhere

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<v Speaker 1>you look, right, I was too busy watching a music

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<v Speaker 1>video for the Toddler.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, but you get to see uncle Uncle Gary Gibler.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Gary the Redheaded Ripper. Yep, yep, it's always

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<v Speaker 2>good to there was Gary. Love him. Next, next week's

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<v Speaker 2>the wedding, like, which is nuts?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, we're already the wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>How that's wedding. I'm excited, it really is. I'm very

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<v Speaker 1>excited for the me too. I can't wait to see

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<v Speaker 1>the square dancing. I'm sure there will be a montage

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<v Speaker 1>of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh for sure, that's what we're sure. Yes, the full

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<v Speaker 2>House loves a good montage.

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<v Speaker 1>Not the eighties and the nineties, love the good montage.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we haven't had a montage in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>We are due for a montage, we are.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's been a hot minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Well overdue for one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you guys, thank you so.

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<v Speaker 1>Much for listening again and learning all of the facts

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<v Speaker 1>about fish safety. We love we love doing this show.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, in case we got any fish facts.

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<v Speaker 2>Nebraska heights we need to hear for the.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Nebraska Eight, the Nebraskians, the whatever, those who

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<v Speaker 1>reside in the state, great state of Nebraska.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, let us know. Just check in with us.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know if you want. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>squad as really a thing, inquiring minds one and after

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<v Speaker 2>we need to know. Please please, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, we could do branded fish bowls that

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<v Speaker 2>would be easy to ship.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go, Oh, perfect, right, not at all a problem,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what, will ship them with your very

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<v Speaker 1>own fish included.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Dead fishing.

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<v Speaker 3>Fish included, but no water.

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<v Speaker 2>You too can live a full house episode exactly. You

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<v Speaker 2>can have a full house episode too.

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<v Speaker 1>But we love you, guys, thank you so much for listening,

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<v Speaker 1>fan Ritos, and we will see you next time.

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<v Speaker 3>And remember the world is small, but the house is

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<v Speaker 3>full of goldfish everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the cabinet specifically is full of cabinet is all fish.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no room for any all fish all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nothing else, because you just have empty cabinets laying

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<v Speaker 1>around in store fifteen, Like, don't worry about it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was waiting for fish. Yeah, it's like it holds fish

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<v Speaker 1>or small children with it. That's all explore of course,

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<v Speaker 1>because for a family of nine people to live in

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<v Speaker 1>a house, you don't need extra storage base anyway, you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. I'm gonna go ten to my cabinet full

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<v Speaker 1>of fish.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll see you next time, okay,