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Speaker 1: good work bumping that sound, Coach, Cison, short King Ray Mundo,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it really is harvesting sison. Those pumpkins, dude,

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Speaker 1: You pull it off the vine.

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Speaker 2: Nope, there's mother gers out there with machetes, dude, and

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Speaker 2: you hack saw it and then that then you take

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Speaker 1: It's so thick that you've got a hack saw it.

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Speaker 2: They got hack saws out there. They're taking it. Oh,

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. Arnold is not here today.

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Speaker 2: What backstory of that is? He went out drinking. He

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Speaker 2: the golf all that time to try and clean it up. Yes,

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Speaker 1: What is that Nashville? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This is Morgan Wallen's tea he has t Yeah, it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and all our losers out there. I hope you're

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Speaker 1: And they are showing me their stupid Prime drink that

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Speaker 1: No, I've only had prime one time in my life

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Speaker 2: Better Gatorade light. The fat free, sugar free, calorie free

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Speaker 1: They gave out party favors and what did they put

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Speaker 1: So my baby box decides to make a necklace out

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Speaker 2: Ray I sat down and went right up my asshole.

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Speaker 1: And she said, oh, no, whose slime is this? Sat

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Speaker 2: Man, have you ever seen algae in your house? Because

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Speaker 2: Dude? I thought that storm was just gonna hit Florida,

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Speaker 2: Bit and the death toll under ten until it got

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Speaker 1: Is it because they didn't expect it to hit there

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Speaker 2: Like it's just the road I drive home. That's exactly

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Speaker 2: How does that wash out?

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Speaker 2: That's what it was, Yeah, because I mean now we

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, it was a bad news, bad weekend. I

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I wasn't on sixth streets. See, that's

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Speaker 2: What are you guys talking pod talking shop? Your dad

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Speaker 1: No, no, But we were driving the other day. We

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Speaker 1: I was like, all right later and he rolls up

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Speaker 1: Who's that? I was like, I don't know, and he goes,

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Speaker 2: Grade?

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Speaker 1: He's in third grade?

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Speaker 1: Well, it was like a five yard pass and then

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00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,720
Speaker 1: it got run all the way for a touchdown. But

438
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,720
Speaker 1: it was a touchdown pass.

439
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,360
Speaker 2: Sounds like something Leavis is gonna be thrown tonight.

440
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:43,760
Speaker 1: More like interceptions. We'll take a break. We'll be right back, dude.

441
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,720
Speaker 2: Our opening segment was the Slime Monster.

442
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:51,639
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wasn't planning to go there. Uh wow, what

443
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,160
Speaker 1: a game?

444
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:57,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know, dude, are you freaking kidding me? Freaking nuts?

445
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,080
Speaker 1: It was?

446
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:02,800
Speaker 2: But nannas it was Oranges. What game are we talking about?

447
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,040
Speaker 1: Uh? Alabama Georgia.

448
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I took a nap to prepare for that one,

449
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,399
Speaker 2: and I even did an insight. I say, guys, I

450
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,720
Speaker 2: don't stay up late often. First of all, these games

451
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,960
Speaker 2: don't start when they say they're supposed to. I took

452
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,720
Speaker 2: a nap. You'll get to the game. I took a

453
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,320
Speaker 2: nap from four thirty to five thirty. I was fully

454
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 2: prepared to sit down and watch the whole game. Supposed

455
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,560
Speaker 2: to start at six thirty, it's six forty six fifty.

456
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,720
Speaker 2: I don't think that sucker started till about seven o'clock

457
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:26,400
Speaker 2: Central time.

458
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,800
Speaker 1: I do believe they trick you all the time, and

459
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,040
Speaker 1: if you look like like Nashville, I'll see they do this. Also,

460
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,159
Speaker 1: they say, oh, game seven thirty, and you're like, oh

461
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,640
Speaker 1: my god, we got to be there by seven thirty.

462
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,359
Speaker 1: Gotta be there by seven thirty. But if you actually

463
00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:41,600
Speaker 1: go in and click on the ticket, it actually says

464
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,159
Speaker 1: like kickoff six forty eight or seven forty eight, So

465
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 1: they want you in your seat so it looks full

466
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,239
Speaker 1: at the beginning. It's like the pregame activity start at

467
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,440
Speaker 1: seven thirty, like where the teams walk out, they sing

468
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:56,000
Speaker 1: the national anthem, they do the fireworks. It's not really

469
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,040
Speaker 1: what time it starts. And I think they do that

470
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,359
Speaker 1: to you on TV. I think the TV coverage starts

471
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,880
Speaker 1: at a certain time and then the game actually kicks

472
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,919
Speaker 1: off a little later, so they get you hooked in

473
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,720
Speaker 1: saying six thirty, six thirty, six thirty, So you're in

474
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,919
Speaker 1: front of your TV at six thirty, and you got

475
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 1: all those jackasses sitting at the studio going, well, Bill,

476
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,800
Speaker 1: I think you know they're gonna run him on the outside.

477
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 1: They're gonna run him the inside. And I think they're

478
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 1: just too big on the defensive line. I think Alabama

479
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 1: was gonna win this one. What do you think, Saban?

480
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,639
Speaker 2: I think College Game Day now has nine people on

481
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 2: the panel. Guys, at some point, what's the max at ten?

482
00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 2: Has anybody ever attempted to have ten people sitting behind

483
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,960
Speaker 2: the desk trying to predict the games because they're about

484
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,359
Speaker 2: to do it?

485
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean I was at that birthday party on

486
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 1: Saturday that I told you about with the slime and

487
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 1: the game was about to start, and I'm like, all right,

488
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 1: I got it, and we're about to head home, you know.

489
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 1: The birthday boy actually came up to his mom and said, hey, mom,

490
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 1: one of these people are gonna leave. I'm ready for bed.

491
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,680
Speaker 1: So that was kind of a hint that we want

492
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 1: we were supposed to go, and so we headed out

493
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 1: and I got home, got the kids to bed, and

494
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 1: I turned it on and it's already like twenty one

495
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,280
Speaker 1: to nothing or something like that, and I'm like, oh,

496
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 1: it was like twenty eight nothing.

497
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 2: Maybe if you're a Dogs fan, worst possible start, you

498
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 2: would almost turn on your TV and think that something

499
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 2: messed up.

500
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,879
Speaker 1: So I said, oh, man, I don't need to watch this.

501
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 1: I'd turned it off.

502
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:17,240
Speaker 2: Okay, So you just totally didn't even watch it, well, knowing,

503
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,680
Speaker 2: damn well, it was gonna be a probably a pretty

504
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 2: good game.

505
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 1: Well, when it's twenty eight nothing, what game do you

506
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 1: think is gonna be good? What game do you sit

507
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 1: there and oh, you know, twenty eight nothing. I think

508
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 1: they're gonna come back from that.

509
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,199
Speaker 2: They got the dog in them.

510
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: But I didn't even see how they got their twenty

511
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 1: eight points. I didn't even know. I just saw twenty

512
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 1: eight nothing. I'm like, good god, it was like interceptions.

513
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 2: The one guy almost fumbled a punt, but yeah, it

514
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 2: was a bad interception at the five yard line. They

515
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 2: scored so quick. It was stuff like that, freak stuff

516
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,680
Speaker 2: that only happens, like a thousand year storm. That example.

517
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, not too soon. So then we start we're trying

518
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: to catch up on Big Brother. So we've turned on

519
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,439
Speaker 1: an episode of Big Brother. The wife and I are

520
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 1: watching Big Brother and it's like a two hour or

521
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 1: ninety minute episode something like that, and we're watching it.

522
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: In about forty five minutes in, my wife goes, what

523
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 1: what I'm like. I didn't say anything. She goes, oh, oh.

524
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: I was like, were you asleep? No? No, no, no,

525
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 1: I wouldn't asleep. I wouldn't asleep. Clustered her, and I'm like,

526
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 1: she goes, keep watching, let's keep watching them all right.

527
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 1: Were you really asleep? She goes, no. I said, if

528
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 1: you're gonna fall asleep, just tell me so I can

529
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: turn this off and I don't have to rewatch it

530
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 1: another day when you're awake. I was in sleep, and

531
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: she goes, okay, you can turn it off. So then

532
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 1: I turned back on the game and it's just coming

533
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: out of halftime.

534
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 2: Because they they were able to get a touchdown before

535
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 2: the half, so it was twenty eight to seven, and

536
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 2: then they're getting the ball back.

537
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Speaker 1: The dogs off and then I turned it on after halftime,

538
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 1: and I mean, it was a phenomenal game, but the

539
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: whole time I kept thinking, doesn't matter. Both these teams

540
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 1: are gonna be in the playoffs.

541
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Speaker 2: That's that's your standing point.

542
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: It was like, it was an exciting game, but it's

543
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,400
Speaker 1: all for whatever. Okay, I can see Georgia in the playoff.

544
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 1: I can see Alabama in the playoff. I watched what

545
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 1: game was on before, like Iowa State was playing Houston.

546
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, neither of these teams suck. They can't be

547
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: in the playoff. I was, you know, I watched it

548
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, both these teams are good.

549
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 1: They'll both be in the playoffs. Cool, we'll see them

550
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: down the road. They'll it'll be them Ohio State. It

551
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: is bad news for Texas though, that Georgia lost.

552
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 2: Because then Georgia and Texas played each other.

553
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: And Georgia can't be losing me. They're they're they're they're

554
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: fired up now they had their one loss. That's scary

555
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 1: for Texas.

556
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 2: It was interesting seeing that Georgia quarterback Becker, Dude had

557
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 2: that Becker never seen that kind of title wave coming

558
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 2: at him. Alabama Crimson tide wave. Yeah, roll tide, roll tide.

559
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 2: And it was awesome seeing him totally like a fish

560
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 2: out of water, honestly, because he's like, he hadn't thrown

561
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 2: an interception all year, He's never been behind twenty eight

562
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 2: to nothing before, and everything was going wrong for him.

563
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 1: But then they balled out.

564
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was also a thing like where it

565
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 2: was almost Alabama's was content just punting, punting, guys, you

566
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 2: realized college football is a crazy thing. And same with

567
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 2: the NFL. But college football with the ability, they're not NFL.

568
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,959
Speaker 2: They kick normal, so you could score a touchdown like that.

569
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Speaker 1: I will say watching some college football this weekend, the kickers,

570
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: I mean it was fun. You're used to watching the

571
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,439
Speaker 1: NFL kickers where they make everything, and I mean, I

572
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: don't know how many kicks I saw miss thirty yard

573
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: field goal, way left, way right, game tying field goal.

574
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 1: Oh that wasn't even close. Yeah, Lane kiffing went Lane

575
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 1: Kiffin but go ahead. But I was just no.

576
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,360
Speaker 2: I was saying, So, if you are down twenty eight

577
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 2: to nothing and you can get a miracle touchdown before

578
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: the half, then it's twenty eight seven. You're only down

579
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 2: twenty one. If you get the ball back first, then

580
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 2: you're only down two scores. If they stop you one

581
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 2: possession and then you score, you're only down one possession.

582
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 2: A four touchdown lead is actually not that big of

583
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 2: a lead. You have to look at it as And

584
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 2: the biggest moment was that Alabama got the ball back

585
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: at the start of the second half so they could

586
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 2: keep that momentum start chipping away. And because of that,

587
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 2: I think Alabama thought they were ahead fifty to nothing,

588
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 2: when in all actuality, they were ahead one score, maybe

589
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 2: two scores because of the possession. They were never ahead

590
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 2: by that much that they were just content they would

591
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 2: run Jalen Milroe ran for four hundred yards in the

592
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: first half. Second half, We'll just run him a little

593
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 2: bit to the right and then just sit down and

594
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 2: then he'll just go down. What happened to the guy

595
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 2: that was explosive? They just broke one for forty up

596
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 2: the middle. They had a weird offense that kind of

597
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 2: was content punting.

598
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: They thought they were gonna run, that Georgia would run

599
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: out of time.

600
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: And what you're missing with is, yeah, there's gonna be

601
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 2: the twelve teams, sixteen teams, whatever it is. How many

602
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 2: is it twelve? Yeah? I'll answer my own question. What

603
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: year don't remember is do you remember those catches from

604
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 2: Ryan Williams? They were unbelievable? Was that cool when Jalen

605
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 2: Williams Jaln Milroe broke one for seventy then, yeah, Jalen

606
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 2: Milroe just went from fourth in the Heisman. He's now

607
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 2: gonna win the Heisman. Apparently there's nobody's and the guy, dude,

608
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 2: it was an awesome saban walking in getting cheered, seeing

609
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 2: the dogs fans. I mean, I got a neighbor. It's

610
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 2: a dog saying bro that is his house has been

611
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 2: dark for two days.

612
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: Which is weird because after I watched the second half

613
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: and Georgia lost, you know what, I thought, George is better.

614
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: George is better in Alabama. I feel like, if they

615
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: play that game again, Georgia wins.

616
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 2: But then and that's how but in a weird, weird way,

617
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 2: advantage Georgia by losing, they won by losing addition by subtraction.

618
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 2: Just from what I saw, that's some big brother rocket science.

619
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: From what I saw, I was like, Georgia is the

620
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:41,919
Speaker 1: better team, and.

621
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 2: Maybe George is smarter than everybody else, and they realized

622
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 2: they didn't need to win that game.

623
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: I don't think they lost on purpose. I don't think

624
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: that was it. I think they had a crazy, flukey

625
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: first half where I guess you said interception, fumble, like

626
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: crazy things happened to give Alabama this lead. But then

627
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 1: once they settle down, it was just like hey, and

628
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: they picked Alabama's defensive part. In the second half. When

629
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: I was watching, those dudes were wide open and then

630
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: they break it for a touchdown, and I'm like, oh

631
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: my god, how's Alabama gonna respond? One play? One freaking play.

632
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 2: But they score too quick tounch down. Then Georgia had

633
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,719
Speaker 2: a chance to tie it at the end, and then

634
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 2: another boneheaded interception when you had all the time in

635
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 2: the world.

636
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: You got to make a big play. I don't think

637
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: there's a boneheaded interception.

638
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,919
Speaker 2: It was fine, but the receiver, buddy, remember when that

639
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 2: ball is thrown and you got kind of the game

640
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 2: on the line. Bat it down, do something, get an

641
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 2: offensive pass interference or something, give me some effort. Yeah,

642
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 2: it was an entertaining game. We learned the names of

643
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 2: Ryan Williams, we learned some guy name, and.

644
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: I learned, and I learned he's only seventeen. Yeah yeah,

645
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: I mean if they could have said he's only seventeen,

646
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: one more fucking time. God, I don't care how old

647
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: he is. He's in college. He's playing college football. That's it.

648
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: Mention it one time and move the on. And then

649
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: the one I got it?

650
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,239
Speaker 2: Did he? It was he the same guy that had

651
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: eyeblacked that said kill everybody.

652
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, Well that that means he's gonna take no

653
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: prisoners like his opponents. He's gonna kill every single one

654
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: of them. Wow. And he's seventeen, So you got to

655
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: excuse that EyeBlack. He's only seventeen.

656
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 2: I was trying to think who called that game. Who

657
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 2: was it that was saying he was seventeen? What was

658
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 2: it herb Street and the Boys?

659
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: Oh God, I think so, But he was seventeen. If

660
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: you don't know that by now, you're gonna hear every

661
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: single game wins his eighteenth birthday, please turn eighteen already.

662
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: Good God, can we get this guy a birthday celebration

663
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: so I don't have to hear that he's seventeen ever again.

664
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 2: But him in those jump cuts, dude, he was doing

665
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 2: some moves I've only seen on roller skates. If you

666
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: guys have not seen Ryan Williams, dude for Bama the receiver,

667
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 2: he's only seventeen, and some of the stuff that he's

668
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 2: doing on the field. That last time I saw that,

669
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 2: I was on a frozen pond in Michigan. It was cool.

670
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 1: No, he had some moves like he he was quick,

671
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 1: he had some who WHOA what wo? Excuse me? Where'd

672
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: I go? Fun? Entertaining? Good? Uh?

673
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 2: And I had It was one of those things where

674
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 2: he was tech than the Dodds because they're Dogs fans,

675
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 2: and I was betting with the Dogs, and at twenty

676
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 2: eight to nothing, I said, at twenty one to nothing,

677
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,719
Speaker 2: I said, we got them right where we want them

678
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 2: down three scores. I was saying we I was a

679
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 2: Dogs fan. Twenty eight to nothing. I have the proof.

680
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 2: I have the receipts, the timelines, the texts, the screenshots,

681
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 2: Housewives reference. I have that, and I go at twenty

682
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 2: eight to nothing, I said, I still think they come back. Dude.

683
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 2: If they could have come back and won the game,

684
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: I would have looked like a congenius to the Dodds.

685
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: And Billy and Danny were ragging me all night because

686
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 2: they lost like a thousand on a parlay. Because I

687
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 2: told him the dogs, Dude, I had a text built

688
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 2: up in the thing. It was gonna be the biggest

689
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 2: f you text in my life, like, don't you mother

690
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 2: gers ever can doubt me? You guys are my best friends.

691
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 2: Go yourself, you motherers. Listen these dogs. I told you

692
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 2: they're gonna win and they can came back. Couldn't never

693
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: send that text. I couldn't never send it.

694
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: Delete the let delete thelef, delete the leap.

695
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 2: But it was this close to being able to send

696
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 2: that text.

697
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say I did get to watch, yeah,

698
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: I mean the second half, first half. Didn't see it.

699
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 1: But I did watch Oklahoma Auburn because the birthday party

700
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: I was at the guy's an Auburn.

701
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 2: Graduate Thorn Ray Peyton Thorn good, oh my god. And

702
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 2: the quarterback for Oklahoma he just looks like a wet deer.

703
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: They Oklahoma sucks. They both do Auburn is terrible.

704
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 2: Won Auburn.

705
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: No Oklahoma, that thorn dude threw a pick six.

706
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, if a bad dude. I've watched so many Dogs

707
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 2: games this year. I watched Bam every game, the Walls

708
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 2: every game. Oh old Miss, I was watching on Saturday.

709
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 2: I haven't seen a minute of Oklahoma or Auburn because

710
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 2: they're bad.

711
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: They're so bad. Oh you know, I did see a

712
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: minute of on Saturday morning. I think of Saturday morning.

713
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: Oklahoma State, k State. That Oklahoma State quarterback is awful.

714
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: I don't they don't have a better option to play quarterback.

715
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: The dude is terrible, terrible.

716
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: I know they have Allie Gordon.

717
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: No no, but the Ali Gordon is irrelevant because they

718
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about that guy throwing the ball

719
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 1: because he can't throw it. He can't hit the broadside

720
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: of a barn. Yeah.

721
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: I had Kansas State to minus four and it was

722
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 2: a locked. It wasn't even close. Right. They blew them out.

723
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: It blew the doors off of them. It was so bad.

724
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was it. I mean, there's four good

725
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: teams Texas, Georgia, Alabama Falls, Ohio State Ovolves, and Ole

726
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: Miss Lane kiffn does what Lane Kevin does. He beats

727
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: up the bad teams. Play anybody with the polls, they lose.

728
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to hear talks about Lane Kiffin

729
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: being this amazing coach. He can't beat anybody good. They suck.

730
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: They're not good, They're irrelevant. Lane Kiffin has given up

731
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: alcohol though, Oh congrats, he might want to go back

732
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: after that. All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll

733
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: come right back, and I need to know how your

734
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: fantasy team did. The text from justin did you guys

735
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: jump off a ledge? Did you win? We'll be right back.

736
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I am done trying to figure out who's

737
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: good in the NFL, because one minute you think they're good,

738
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: in the next minute they're bad. But I'm gonna say,

739
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: sample who the Bills they got boat raced. I mean,

740
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: the Ravens were dead, they were zero and two. They

741
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: suck that. They won. They mow over the Cowboys, they

742
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: mow over the Bills. They just absolutely dominated. But I'm

743
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what, you better look out because Tom

744
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: Brady two point zero is in the NFL. Patrick Mahomes

745
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: two point oh whatever you want to call him, jayde Daniels.

746
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: Daniels is so damn good.

747
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, they pulled that line. Me and Kevin were trying

748
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 2: to look at it. See who's the rookie of the year.

749
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: Oh, it's him, it's.

750
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 2: He show it.

751
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: He is minus five million, minus five million the only

752
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: way I mean, of course he could get hurt because

753
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: it's only been four games.

754
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 2: Well, we caught that. We could have caught that damn thing.

755
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 2: It eight times your money. God, he and we knew it,

756
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 2: and we let him off the hook. We knew he

757
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 2: was good.

758
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I am sitting there going, man, if he

759
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: was on the Bears, would he be as good? Could

760
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: he be better than? And I know it's only four games?

761
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: Got to give Caleb a chance. Well guess what, it's

762
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: only been four games for Jayden damn Daniels. And he

763
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: sees me doing just damn fine. God, I watch him

764
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, oh my god, did we pick

765
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: the wrong quarterback? It's two weeks in a row. I'm

766
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: watching it, just going, this dude is sensational.

767
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,280
Speaker 2: So why why that's bad scouting? How do you mess

768
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 2: that up when you're able to see these like we

769
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 2: never got to see these dudes at training camp. We

770
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 2: never got to see him perform. We just watched some

771
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 2: TV and know which one's good.

772
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 1: Which it's an inexact science. Nobody knows. I mean, look

773
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: at the Niners. They've traded up for Trey Lance. The

774
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: dude can't even get off the couch like he's a bum.

775
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 2: People saying Quinn yours is gonna be one of the

776
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 2: top draft picks. I mean maybe. I mean he's not.

777
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 2: I know, I've seen that type of a quarterback build.

778
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 2: At best, he's Baker Mayfield. Actually, Baker Mayfield's good.

779
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield's cooking and Tom Brady cooked his ass. Did

780
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,439
Speaker 1: you hear Tom Brady?

781
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 2: No, I need the audio so he can play it.

782
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 2: You want me to play it from the internet.

783
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: Do you want to find it? Yeah, yeah, I get it,

784
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: phil I will Philip Busser, dude, I mean I watched

785
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: Tom Brady for the first time last weekend, Ray, and

786
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: I I heard exactly what you were talking about about

787
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 1: how he pauses. It was the Ravens Cowboys and I'm

788
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 1: on the airplane back from Vegas and He's like, man,

789
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: the Cowboys really wanted to start the game out by running,

790
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 1: but because the race, I mean, it's like, why the

791
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: did you stop? Why did you stop your sentence? It's like,

792
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: and he said, but because the Ravens got out to

793
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: a big lead, that they were unable to do that.

794
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: Just finish the sentence. There was no need for a pause, Like,

795
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: you know, what's cliche is we want to have a

796
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: fast start. That's so stupid because everybody wants to have

797
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: a fat Why did you say? Why do you pause?

798
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 1: So annoying?

799
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, he talks weird, and I've seen his commercials. They're

800
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 2: hilarious and they're really well done. Him just promoting products

801
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 2: is good. For whatever reason. He's just not a great commentator.

802
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 2: Then someone hit me with this. Do you think he's

803
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 2: mid thought, mid sentence, and he's watching the game and

804
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 2: he gets caught up in the game. He gets like

805
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 2: he gets distracted by what's going on on the field.

806
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 2: Can you figure a rhetorical question, Yes, it's a rhetorical

807
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,240
Speaker 2: question because I might no, because he's not calling play

808
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 2: by play, he's killing commentary.

809
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: And this is a Baker. Mayfield talked about how he

810
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: restored the fun in Tampa, how it was a little

811
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: too stressful. Some people made football not fun and Tom

812
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: Brady on the broadcast of the Buccaneers Afel.

813
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 4: Jab At our guy here said quote, they wanted me

814
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 4: to come in, be myself, bring the joy back to

815
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 4: football for guys who weren't having as much fun. It's

816
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 4: funny because you've made this environroom for me very stressful

817
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 4: up here in the booth. So I understand where he's

818
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 4: coming from.

819
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: Do you feel it?

820
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: No? No, Well, I was gonna say. I thought stressful

821
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 3: was not having Super Bowl rings. So there was a

822
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,479
Speaker 3: mindset of a champion that I took to work every day.

823
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 2: This wasn't daycare.

824
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 3: If I wanted to have fun, I was going to

825
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 3: go to Disneyland with my kids.

826
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

827
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: So you know, as you were saying, I mean absolutely

828
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: took Baker to the woodshed. I mean, listen, Tom Brady,

829
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: that is what we want when I tune into a game,

830
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 1: that is what I want to hear. I want to

831
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: hear you say things like that. Don't let someone talk

832
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: shit about you bringing you. Let the people have it.

833
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: You are the greatest to ever do it. And you

834
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: buried Baker Mayfield. Baker Mayfield is digging himself out of

835
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: that grave, like, oh my god, I just got roasted

836
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 1: by tom Brady. Oh my god.

837
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 2: See that's a little bit of tom Brady's personality. I

838
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 2: feel in this first couple. I hate to break down

839
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 2: an analyst, but I don't know if that's interesting or not.

840
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 2: Him the way he was calling the games, he was

841
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: trying to be too politically correct. He was trying to

842
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 2: be too bland, blase, a generic. That's him with a

843
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 2: little bit of a cut. That's kind of that's his personality.

844
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: He accidentally let his personality show, which I wish that's

845
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 2: how he was.

846
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: Be like that that I will tune into. And here's

847
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 1: the thing. If you're into betting, whatever game tom Brady

848
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: is on, it's going to be a blowout, So you

849
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: just have to figure out which team's gonna blow the

850
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: other team out.

851
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 2: Wait, why does it always get awkward?

852
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: Or you know, every game he's been on, he was

853
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: on the Cowboys Browns, Cowboys blow him out. He was

854
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: on the Cowboys Ravens, Ravens blow them out, he was

855
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: on the Bucks Eagles Blocks bloom out. And you know,

856
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: every game he's been on his blowout. So there's no

857
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: audience that stays around and watches him.

858
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 2: And it's not good for him because then he's just

859
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 2: there filibustering because there's not a great game on the field,

860
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 2: so you've got to fill all these empty spaces.

861
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's thirty one to seven. You're like, oh man, yeah,

862
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: this is exciting game, Like your.

863
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 2: Child's Juzelle Brady? How was she in bed?

864
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:42,919
Speaker 3: Dude?

865
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 2: They get some blowouts that are so bad that one guy,

866
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 2: Kevin Gearhart, all of a sudden starts asking, Hey man,

867
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 2: is that does vorce finalize yet?

868
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 1: Hey man, so have you taken up Judo? Hey?

869
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,280
Speaker 2: I saw you in the news. What take your bagging nowadays?

870
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: Hey? Hey, Tom, you know now that you addressed the

871
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield stuff, anything you want to tell you? Did

872
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: you want to address those rumors that you dated Kim Kardashian?

873
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 2: Hey Tom, did you ever go with Diddy? You guys

874
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 2: ever go to one of those freakoffs?

875
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: Oh Tom? Do you ever go to those one of

876
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: those all white parties? Oh? Man?

877
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 2: Oh man, dude, I think I'm good for the rest

878
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,399
Speaker 2: of my life hearing if a kid's seventeen years old

879
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 2: on the football field and these Diddy freakoffs. This dude

880
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 2: would call these things freakoffs? And why does that term

881
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 2: in the court document. It was used over and over again.

882
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: I mean the judge, just imagine the judge in there.

883
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: All right, let me see this case, you know, all right,

884
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 1: all right, this next case was a drug trafficking cool cool,

885
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: I put that aside. Now this one, oh freak off

886
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 1: and then he made a grow and they did a

887
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: freak off for three hours. Oh and then another freak

888
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: off on this Saturday. Let me freak off. Let me

889
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,240
Speaker 1: google that.

890
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 2: Sometimes these freak offs would last a couple of days.

891
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, And I'm gonna tell you what, Chiefs Kingdom,

892
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 1: Oh my.

893
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 2: God, they're in trouble because of the injury.

894
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: Right, everybody's hurt. They don't have anybody but check O

895
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 1: or she Rice, Hollywood Brown. And here's another thing.

896
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 2: They still got the angel of Taylor Swift though.

897
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: If you need to know what wide receiver is gonna

898
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: go off that week, have a wide receiver throw temper

899
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: tantrum or the media say they don't have it anymore?

900
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: Ceedee lamb. Oh my god, he was throwing a fit

901
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: on the sideline last week Thursday night. What happened? Fed

902
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: him the ball over and over and over. The Travis Kelcey,

903
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: all the articles this week. Oh, Travis Kelcey's done. He

904
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 1: look at him, he looks miserable. On the sideline. Comes

905
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: out this weekend. Hondo has like ninety yards receiving ten catches. Whatever.

906
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so obvious they're gonna start feeding them

907
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: the freaking ball.

908
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 2: Dude. Look at all the Chiefs fans that were at

909
00:40:58,239 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 2: that Chargers game.

910
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: I mean, the Chiefs are four to no and they

911
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: score about twelve points a game, and they they're not

912
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: very good.

913
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 2: Well, now I see why Patty Mahomes wasn't a high

914
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 2: draft pick.

915
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: I mean, well, that offensive line that he's running for

916
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: his life. He has no one to throw the ball to.

917
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: He threw one to sky Moore, sky Moore right through

918
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 1: his hands, and sky Moore went, damn man, I still

919
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: can't catch the damn ball. They benched me that all

920
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 1: these people get hurt, I get a chance again, I

921
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: still can't catch the damn ball.

922
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 2: Well, with that injury, I think it's safe to say

923
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: they don't threepeat. They said torn a cl I means yeah,

924
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 2: I'm done for the year.

925
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: I don't think they threepeat unless they go get Devonte Adams,

926
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: maybe Amari Cooper, heyll come get Keenan Allen from the Bears.

927
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: We don't need them. He played one game he played

928
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: this weekend. He had three catches for twenty nine yards.

929
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: But the Bears win, Yes, they won, but not we

930
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 1: beat the Rams with no I mean the Rams don't

931
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: have anybody on their team right now. Everybody's hurt. We

932
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 1: still suck. We suck. We can't move the ball. We

933
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,479
Speaker 1: just look so terrible there.

934
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 2: I will say this, if you were at your house,

935
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 2: you had a barbecue, you had the kids running around,

936
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 2: husbands got a raging hangover. The games kind of sucked

937
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 2: NFL sometimes with the team matchups. The good one was

938
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: last night, which I was embedded, but I didn't know.

939
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: It wasn't good. It was over from the beginning. It

940
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: was like twenty one to nothing.

941
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 2: At one point, I'm sitting there watching Chiefs Chargers.

942
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: Was so boring, so I took a nap.

943
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 2: Guys, for the first month of this NFL season, it

944
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 2: has been every second of the day I've been watching

945
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 2: for an entire hour. I took a nap because the

946
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 2: games are so boring.

947
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: It was so boring. The good one was the Falcon Saints.

948
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 1: It wasn't pretty to watch but I thought the Falcons

949
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: were gonna go full Falcon where they lead, lead, lead,

950
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: and then give up a touchdown late and lose. But

951
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: they were able to go down and kick a field,

952
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: go and win. I was like, all right, but they

953
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 1: didn't cover the two and a half. Do we want

954
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 1: text from Justin? Yeah? I would like text from Justin now, please?

955
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: All right, we'll take a break and we'll get text

956
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: from Justin right after this.

957
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 2: This is what I woke up to the bleep button ready.

958
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 1: I did get a text from batter's box and he said,

959
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: I thought.

960
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 2: We're in the text from Justin's segment New Survivor twenty Bucks.

961
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: You want in? I said, yes, go ahead, Justin.

962
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 2: I'm at a gay Pride event, so I'll need more detail.

963
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 2: I have no idea what he was talking about. I said,

964
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 2: we're tied tonight, we have Lamar he has cooked. Tomorrow

965
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 2: we have Kenneth and Charbonnay, they're gonna split. Then it'll

966
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,479
Speaker 2: be Gibbs versus Tyreek. I said, does that make sense

967
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 2: to you? He said no, it doesn't explain. And I

968
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 2: said that we played Brock. I said, well, Brock does

969
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 2: without a condom, but he doesn't know we have a

970
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 2: ballgag in the back. And then Justin said, we've ballgagged

971
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 2: him hard. Lamarver's cooked tonight. The determining factor. My sources

972
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 2: say it's a big one. AI is picking them in

973
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 2: the ass. I said, yeah, we definitely need to be

974
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 2: in the lead going into tomorrow or it's pucker up time. Justin,

975
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 2: youked us with Moss. We still have three to play

976
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 2: a piece. It's coming down to Shard neigh Verors Kenneth me.

977
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 2: Moss had a pretty solid game. Are you on mushrooms? Justin?

978
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 1: Yes?

979
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 2: And then eight seventeen PM I went to bed. These

980
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 2: are the ten messages I woke up to. Lamar, we

981
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 2: are looking brock senseless, Lamar, Mother, eight percent chance this

982
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 2: hat wins. Hell, yeah, stick, wake up. We don't can lose.

983
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 2: Battery Box got picked. He ain't we him? Batter's Box,

984
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 2: Muscle Dick is losing. It's too easy. Welcome to four

985
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 2: and oh mother, he started bad about the Batter's Box.

986
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 2: We're not even playing him but your brother.

987
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: But you talk about your brother.

988
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 2: Had the worst Fantasy week I've ever seen. He had

989
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 2: guys that like died on the field.

990
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: Like yes, fifty eight points.

991
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 2: You look at his steeve. You didn't have a guy

992
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:02,479
Speaker 2: that had more than two points. He just had horrible luck.

993
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh no, he's dead. Yeah he has tank Dell.

994
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 1: Then Joku all hurt. Oh oh, he's in trouble.

995
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 2: Me See, fantasy is an interesting bird because you can

996
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 2: have one hell of a team. One week, the injury

997
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 2: bug strikes, and next thing you know, you're a You

998
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 2: go from a peregrine falcon to a humming bird.

999
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. Or you could have a you could have a

1000
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,720
Speaker 1: Mari Cooper on your team and he scored two points,

1001
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: two points, so then last week you bench him, he

1002
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: scored twenty six points, and then you put him back

1003
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: in the lineup this week. And what's he do? Let

1004
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: me tell you what he does. He scores an eighty

1005
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: two yard touchdown. Mother, Okay, yeah, called back by holding.

1006
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1007
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 2: Oh that h I always way when I'm watching these

1008
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,439
Speaker 2: fantasy guys in the quad cam, I always wait about

1009
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 2: ten seconds. Make sure there's no flags. Okay, let's cheer.

1010
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 2: Let's cheer. That's cheer. That's a that's a that's a touchdown.

1011
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 2: Let's cheer, let's cheer. There's no flags, No flags everybody

1012
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 2: and then uh fantasy wise points.

1013
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, we.

1014
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 2: Can't get a tight end to score us a point

1015
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 2: to save our dicks. So we got Giseki okay, oh

1016
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 2: he was wide open, had minus point four points. We

1017
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 2: could have benched our tight end and scored more points

1018
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 2: than GISEKEI. We can't get a tight end to save

1019
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 2: our ass.

1020
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: The tight end is irrelevant. Mark Andrews, I mean, I

1021
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,319
Speaker 1: have him in a dynasty league where you keep them

1022
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: until you want to get rid of him. Someone offered

1023
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: me a first round pick this past draft for Mark

1024
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:36,479
Speaker 1: Andrews because in this league, like tight ends, like every

1025
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: catch is worth more like double points and all this.

1026
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: I was like, hell, No, Mark Andrews is the cream

1027
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: of the crop. He got zero points.

1028
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 2: Dude, he's old.

1029
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: He sucks. If I would have traded him, I mean,

1030
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,919
Speaker 1: finding a tight end that does is worth a shit

1031
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: right now is impossible, guys.

1032
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this.

1033
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: Though no one uses the tight end anymore, no one

1034
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 1: passes the tight end.

1035
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 2: The worst feeling in fantasy sports is putting a guy

1036
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 2: in your starting lineup in him scoring zero. Josh Reynolds,

1037
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: we got off the waiver wire for the Tenver Broncos.

1038
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 2: Bro he had zero points against the Jets. I mean,

1039
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 2: did he even run a route? At least tell me

1040
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 2: that he had a couple of targets.

1041
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of the Jets, dude, the Browns are terrible

1042
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: and the Jets are terrible. Aaron Rodgers cannot move.

1043
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 2: Forget about comeback Player of the Year. That is going

1044
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 2: to go to Sam Donald, Sam Donald where But he

1045
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 2: wasn't gone, He wasn't hurt. Are you still on the

1046
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 2: list for whatever?

1047
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: It makes no sense. It's not like he win anywhere.

1048
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,959
Speaker 1: He didn't get hurt. He was still in the league.

1049
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 2: Yes, so they get benched and they just play that

1050
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 2: call counts account back.

1051
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it comes back from the bench.

1052
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 2: Dude.

1053
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: I watched some of that game, and all the Broncos

1054
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: did was blitz blitz blitz, and Aaron Rodgers couldn't move.

1055
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: He couldn't get out of the way.

1056
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 2: I didn't see it, dude, I'm not watching a ten

1057
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 2: to nine game.

1058
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: Well, they were my eliminator.

1059
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 2: I'm not watching any game that the Broncos. They're so boring. Yeah,

1060
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: they got Cortland Sutton, Jerry, Judy, Judy some other play.

1061
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: No, Judy's on the Browns. Jerry Judy catches balls now.

1062
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: I don't understand how bad the Browns are. They are

1063
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: so goddarn bad.

1064
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 2: Hey, and I don't think I can cash out of this,

1065
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 2: but I have three hundred dollars. Would you let it

1066
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 2: ride for the Titans tonight or would you cash out

1067
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 2: of it.

1068
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: The Titans to win? Yeah, I'd cash the hell out.

1069
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 2: I don't think I can because it was a free bet,

1070
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 2: so I have to let it ride.

1071
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, one hundred percent of the tit

1072
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't know how the Titans

1073
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: win the game. I think the Lions are gonna win

1074
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: the game.

1075
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 2: They're going against Brett Hunley. The last time the guy

1076
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,760
Speaker 2: was a quarterback was from Montana State University, Catholic.

1077
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn let me, let me. Let's

1078
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: just look at the playmakers. Jayleen Waddle, who you got

1079
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: better than? Jayleen Waddle?

1080
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 2: Kidd me? Hop?

1081
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Tyreek Hill.

1082
00:48:55,440 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 2: Damien Pollard, Hollared, don't even know who that is. We

1083
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 2: leave us as prime to have a good game. I

1084
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,720
Speaker 2: don't even it's even the quarterbacks at random.

1085
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: Actually, no, no, I don't see that. I don't know

1086
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: how they're gonna win, and the Lions are gonna win.

1087
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 1: The Lions are gonna win. The Seahawks, listen, I love

1088
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: what they've done. They haven't played anybody. They beat the

1089
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: Patriots in overtime. They beat a rookie quarterback and Bo

1090
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: Nicks in his first start. I don't know who they

1091
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: beat the other game. Oh, they beat the Dolphins when

1092
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: they didn't have a quarterback. No, thank you. Don't worry Seahawks.

1093
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 1: They get they get run tonight.

1094
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 2: Hey, and that Friday night, we didn't talk about this.

1095
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 2: I wanted to say it. Did you watch any of

1096
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,439
Speaker 2: that Miami Hurricanes last second?

1097
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 3: No?

1098
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: I got a text from my brother saying, oh my gosh,

1099
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: did you see that?

1100
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, what what Virginia Tech dude, last

1101
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 2: play the game? The ref it wasn't I mean, it

1102
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 2: was not a touchdown, and the refs called it a touchdown.

1103
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 2: So then you got to have indisputable evidence to overturn it. Okay,

1104
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 2: then the refs look at the evidence, and I mean

1105
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 2: the guy definit the ball moved. I mean, but you

1106
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 2: can't really overturn it when there's not. So the refs

1107
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 2: made two bad calls on the field. They called it

1108
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 2: a touchdown, so then all of a sudden, Virginia. Initially

1109
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 2: nobody made any signal, so Miami thought they won the championship.

1110
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: And then they said touchdown Virginia Tech. So then Virginia

1111
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 2: Tech thinks that they won. Then they reviewed it and

1112
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 2: it took forever, and they came back and said, we're

1113
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,720
Speaker 2: overturning the call. It was incomplete. So Virginia texts going crazy, pissed,

1114
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 2: and Miami's going nuts buck ass wild and Miami and

1115
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 2: the lights start flickering again. They start partying again in

1116
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 2: South Beach.

1117
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:35,800
Speaker 1: I mean, how do you do it?

1118
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 2: There was so many bodies and only one ball.

1119
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: Ye, there's like six people in this picture. There are six.

1120
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: There's four Miami Hurricanes and two Virginia Tech guys. It

1121
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: looks like he comes down with the ball in his hand,

1122
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: feet touched down. He's going to the ground. Did he

1123
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: survive the ground? I can't tell. Man, Now, oh wait

1124
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 1: that guy, wait, where's the ball?

1125
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 2: And then it pops out?

1126
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: I mean that's impossible.

1127
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 2: Well, and the ref's explanation, was you ready for it?

1128
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 2: They said the defender had his ass on the out

1129
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,840
Speaker 2: of bounce line and he touched the ball before it

1130
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 2: was a completed survived the ground catch, and his ass

1131
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 2: was out of bounce. So since he was out of bounce,

1132
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,720
Speaker 2: the electricity goes through his body from out of bounce

1133
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 2: and hits the ball and makes it an out of

1134
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 2: bounce play. Wow, that's why they made that call.

1135
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: Makes a lot of sense.

1136
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,760
Speaker 2: It was he in I don't know. Was it a touchdown,

1137
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 2: I don't know. Was it incomplete, I don't know. But

1138
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 2: the refs initially made a bad call and then secondarily

1139
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 2: made a bad call because regardless of the indisputable evidence,

1140
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 2: they still overturned a call.

1141
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: Like all the Virginia Tech people are waving by by

1142
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: the Miami fans, they're like, ah, we got your ass.

1143
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm waiting. No, no, no, we didn't get you.

1144
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,760
Speaker 2: And the new thing, you know, the night night stuff.

1145
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 2: Curry did that.

1146
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 1: Oh dude, did you see what's his name?

1147
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 2: The International golf guys? Hilarious. So now everybody's doing the

1148
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 2: night night It means you go to sleep. There's a

1149
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: new one because Miami and Virginia Tech were doing it.

1150
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 2: You like plug your nose and you do the elephant thing.

1151
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: So every time Virginia Tech scored, they went to the fans,

1152
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 2: plugged their nose and did the elephant dick. And then

1153
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 2: every time Miami scored, they plugged their nose and do

1154
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 2: the elephant dick. And so then the game ends and

1155
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 2: they overturned the call and Miami wins. Cam Warden the

1156
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 2: boys plug their nose elephant dick. I don't know code.

1157
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 2: Look for it. It's the newest celebration. I have no

1158
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 2: idea what it is is.

1159
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 1: I don't care. I can we come up with, Like

1160
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: why does everyone do the same celebration like when a deepense?

1161
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 2: Well I think the one team was making fun of

1162
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 2: the other team. But I think it's the new celebration,

1163
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 2: plug your nose, elephant dick. I have no idea what

1164
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:39,879
Speaker 2: it means.

1165
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 1: It's like when ever the defense gets a turnover, they

1166
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: all run to the end zone. Stop with that shit.

1167
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: Stop come up with something new. We go to the

1168
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: end we all run to the end zone. Stop it stop.

1169
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: I hate it. It drives me nuts, Like, come up

1170
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: with something new.

1171
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 2: Well, you know why, you don't really have too many

1172
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 2: defensive touchdowns.

1173
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: They're not prac not even touchdowns right, I'm talking just

1174
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 1: getting an interception, they run to the end zone and

1175
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: pose for a picture, do something different.

1176
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 2: But none of them can plan it because it's so

1177
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 2: unexpected when there's a defensive turnover, and when it happens,

1178
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 2: there's like, ah, what tru we do? Family picture? Yeah,

1179
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 2: you're right. They've been doing that for five years and

1180
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 2: it's so annoying.

1181
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: It tries me. I don't know why I hate that

1182
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: so much, but it's very annoying. All Right, have a

1183
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: great Monday, guys. Enjoy it's a stupid doubleheader. But I

1184
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 1: won't Titans Dolphins will be unwatchable. It'll be unwatchable.

1185
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 2: Well, considering I have three hundred dollars on the line,

1186
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to bed all afternoon. I'm gonna stay

1187
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: up for it, and I'll give a full report. Okay,

1188
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 2: I'm kidding, I won't. Oh, all right, we out my

1189
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,799
Speaker 2: buddy in South Beach, Danny. He says, Dolphins win by

1190
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 2: thirty thirty.

1191
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know about that.

1192
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 2: They were also ice cold this weekend.

1193
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: Ask Billy.

1194
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 2: Then I'll bet the billy lost another grand this weekend.

1195
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 2: And he blames me because I said the dogs. But

1196
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 2: I was two seconds away from sending that text. I

1197
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 2: had the biggest FU text locked and loaded back through

1198
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 2: an interception minute left.

1199
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you tried to tell me who's good

1200
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: in the NFL. I have no idea. I mean, but

1201
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 1: the Commanders are gonna win the NFC East. We should

1202
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: plus two sixty. I know you probably got it at

1203
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,720
Speaker 1: the beginning of year. Probably got that plus two thousand.

1204
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 2: Now seven or eight?

1205
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 1: Probably no, Oh god, what was there? I mean, I mean,

1206
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: Washington over under wins to start this season. They're over

1207
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: underwins with six and a half. Yeah, let's start the season.

1208
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's crazy. They're they're so good. I

1209
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 1: don't know what it is about him to win the

1210
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,760
Speaker 1: NFC East. At the beginning year there plus twelve hundred.

1211
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: It was.

1212
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 2: It was kind of close. We're actually both I was

1213
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: five hundred off. You were eight hundred off.

1214
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: God, oh man, I don't know. All right. Yeah, that's tough.

1215
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:07,239
Speaker 2: That's tough.

1216
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: That is so tough. I hate it. I mean there's

1217
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 1: always those surprise teams, and hey, dude, the Vikings they

1218
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: are for real, they are so good.

1219
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 2: Sore losers. Locks moved from there. Maybe that's why he

1220
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 2: lives in Arizona now.

1221
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why Arizona sucks in Minnesota's good, because damn

1222
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 1: they are. They are wrecking shop that defense. I don't know.

1223
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 2: All right, I'm stopping this.

1224
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you stopped it a long time ago.

1225
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm looking for my snare.