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Speaker 1: to me empty, And I said, no, guests, your presences

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Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how do you dare.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wine girl.

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Speaker 4: We're in the backyard, the sun is out. What's happening.

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Speaker 4: I got a haircut the morning. I don't even know

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Speaker 4: if it was time to get a haircut yet, but

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Speaker 4: a couple of days ago I started wondering if I

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Speaker 4: I probably could have gone a couple more weeks, but

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Speaker 4: And I feel better. I feel free, and I need

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Speaker 4: to be free. I need to be ready for today's

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Speaker 4: podcast because I love our guest. It's Betsy Sidaro. Betsy Ah.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to. I said, no, guess, I'm glad you got

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Speaker 4: the haircut. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Like I know that feeling of like it's gonna just

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Speaker 4: It haunts you, Yes, every time you see yourself in

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Speaker 3: And you feel it like just a little bit more

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Speaker 4: Are you getting a haircut every couple of months?

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Speaker 3: Okay? If even like recently I've and I was shooting

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Speaker 4: And truly it didn't get crazy long, right, You have

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Speaker 4: notice it's curly, Like, yeah, it could be messy, and

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Speaker 3: Probably like August to December. Oh that's a piece.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, big chunk of time, big chunk of time.

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Speaker 3: I cut it in December and I had to go

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Speaker 3: I was like, I'm so sorry. They're like, no, truly,

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Speaker 4: I hope that there'll be on IMDb people just freaking

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is crazy. How could because it's it's for ghosts,

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Speaker 4: Does it ghost ever get a haircut? That is a

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Speaker 4: good question. Is that available in the afterlife? From everything

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Speaker 3: That's kind of my whole setup. It's a great little shirt,

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Speaker 4: Do you have a uniform? Like, are you?

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Speaker 3: Who cares? I will say, though, it is easy when

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Speaker 4: Well, do you ever worry about the pants going out

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Speaker 3: I've never believe it or not. I've never been one

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Speaker 4: You know, it's nearly impossible.

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Speaker 4: I started doing, like getting stuff tailored. Oh, I need

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Speaker 3: I feel so fancy, even if it's just like, just

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Speaker 4: Please, Like, I feel so fancy. Of course you're getting

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Speaker 4: a pair of the clothes are now just for you, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: rather than wherever you bought a target or what have you.

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Speaker 4: Whatever target tells you your body size.

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Speaker 4: What did you listen to on your way over here?

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Speaker 3: I was listening to the what's it called wild Thing?

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Speaker 3: The Sigfree and Roy.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the podcast about what about the attack? Oh, it's

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Speaker 4: into about the attack? It's a lot. It's good.

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Speaker 3: Trust me, you won every episode. You want every because

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Speaker 4: To be a spectator in that audience wild.

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Speaker 4: We all have these under our sinks.

440
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 3: Just throw it in a bag.

441
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh my god? What is this? It's a DVD

442
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:04,120
Speaker 4: for movie Midnight Marathon Pack Demons.

443
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 3: Demons, the demon themed movies.

444
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,119
Speaker 4: Have I seen any of them? No?

445
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 3: I don't think I have.

446
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,199
Speaker 4: I've heard of one of this really, which one devil?

447
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 4: Devil Devil I think came out in maybe like twenty

448
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 4: eleven twenty twelve about people getting caught in an elevator

449
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 4: and because of the devil it must be is running

450
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 4: the elevator or something.

451
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 3: That sounds good.

452
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 4: Can I have a bag?

453
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 2: No?

454
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:35,120
Speaker 4: I'm sorry twice, dang it. Yeah, Devil's here, it's got

455
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 4: the elevator there. Then we've got Longtime Dead. Never heard

456
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 4: of it, Never heard of that, House of Voices, never.

457
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,440
Speaker 3: Heard heard of that. And Whisper.

458
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 4: That's a nice name for a movie that doesn't even

459
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 4: have to be about demons. That's kind of wasted. That

460
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 4: could have been a nice movie.

461
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 3: I bet there's a nice movie called Whisper Well, you know,

462
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 3: kind of.

463
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 4: A romantic movie. Okay, tell me why you brought this.

464
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 3: I you know, I thought it would be fun. I

465
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 3: love horror movies.

466
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 4: What's your favorite horror movie of all? Okay, I got

467
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 4: two O The Thing. The Thing of course unreal, so

468
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 4: good and a nice different setting for a horror movie. Yes, yes, Antarctica,

469
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 4: it's not just a house. Well, I do love a

470
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 4: haunted house.

471
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 3: Let's all.

472
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 2: Uh.

473
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,880
Speaker 4: And Killer Clowns from outer Space? Oh, terrific. Kind of

474
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 4: bordering though, I mean it's such a it's yes, it's

475
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 4: such a funny great yes, cult classic. Yeah, it's like

476
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 4: I would say it's a cult classic. It almost feels

477
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 4: like an intentionally cult classic. I mean it's it's a

478
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,879
Speaker 4: movie about clowns coming from outer space and kind of

479
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 4: cocooning people in cotton candy. It's like when I.

480
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 3: Used to teach improv, I would be like, everybody, go

481
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,640
Speaker 3: watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space because it's the perfect

482
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 3: example of if this, then what else? And blowing out

483
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 3: a world because it is like, of course, popcorn shoots

484
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 3: out of their guns and chases after you and is

485
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 3: evil of course they put a like they make a

486
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 3: balloon animal dog to hunt you down.

487
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 4: Like it's it's such a great it really stays on theme.

488
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 4: It really does incredible.

489
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 3: They they play killer clowns around the space game so hard, and.

490
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 4: How do they end up defeating the clowns?

491
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,120
Speaker 3: So they learned that if you shoot, if you hit

492
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 3: the clowns nose knows they die.

493
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:31,920
Speaker 4: Oh that makes sense.

494
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 3: And then there's a giant clown clown Zilla at the

495
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 3: end and they hit the clown's nose and then it

496
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:44,159
Speaker 3: sucks everything up. Everything's fine, and everything's fine. Were you

497
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,480
Speaker 3: ever scared of clowns? Yes?

498
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 4: Yes, I still like I don't need to be around

499
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 4: a clown ever. You know, I've never been afraid of clowns. Really,

500
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 4: I feel like there are three categories of people. People

501
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 4: who are like you, genuinely afraid of clowns. People like

502
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 4: me who whatever the careless I mean, if one's holding

503
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 4: a knife or weapon, sure, even if.

504
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 3: They aren't there, aren't they awful looking to you? Really? Really?

505
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 4: Who cares?

506
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 3: If a clown was standing right there watching us, you'd

507
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,479
Speaker 3: be fine.

508
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 4: If there was any any person standing there that wasn't

509
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 4: invited watching us I would be afraid.

510
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 3: I don't care what they're.

511
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 4: Non Uh okay, these are all nasty. Example, Halloween costumes.

512
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 4: What's not a Halloween costume? A janitor, a janetor yeah,

513
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 4: the janitor standing there, that would be creepy.

514
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 3: That would be creepy.

515
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 4: I mean, they would be an intruder in my yard.

516
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,719
Speaker 4: And they're watching silently.

517
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 3: Had you get the bucket up here?

518
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 4: What are you doing with that?

519
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 3: Mop?

520
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 4: This is mop the concrete, sir, Come on, yeah, I

521
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 4: don't I don't find them. Oh that's scary. And then

522
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 4: I think there's this other category of people who say

523
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,959
Speaker 4: they're afraid of clowns, and it's more of a thing too,

524
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,479
Speaker 4: And I think this has actually gone away a little bit.

525
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 4: I think it was more of like a nineties, early

526
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 4: thousands thing. And now do you know what I think

527
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 4: it is is people saying they're scared of CGI. They'll say,

528
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 4: like a CGI animal looks scary. That's sort of like

529
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 4: Sonic the hedgehog scares me or that kind of thing.

530
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 3: That's the new clowns. Whoa, I don't.

531
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 4: Whoa I'm calling it now, yeah, clown And now I

532
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 4: actually think that's good to take some pressure off of clowns.

533
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 4: People who are actually afraid of them can do that

534
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 4: in peace, right, their culture is no longer being appropriated,

535
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 4: and then people like me don't have to hear it.

536
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 3: You don't ever have to hear it.

537
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 4: You don't have to hear it.

538
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 3: That's I'm thinking of the like CGI, because there are

539
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 3: moments where you're like, ooh, that's awful.

540
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 4: Look sure, I mean it looks like garbage where it's like, oh,

541
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 4: that's bizarre. But I'm not like, oh no, now I

542
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 4: can't go to bed at night. Oh true, Very true.

543
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be careful when I'm opening the clause that

544
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 4: they're walking down an alleyway very true.

545
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 3: These are I mean, if I saw Sonic, the Hedgehog

546
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 3: and the Let in an alley, I'd be like, Okay,

547
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 3: what's that, dude? Give me some Mario. Huh.

548
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 4: I mean that again? Well, actually, I kind of I'm

549
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 4: on the same page. I don't think I would ever

550
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 4: feel threatened by, you know, a cartoon animal even in

551
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 4: real life. But the thing clowns have an edge on

552
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 4: is at least some of those exist in reality? I know,

553
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 4: But doesn't that like creep you out? What did they exist?

554
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 3: Yes, they like there's these people that are like I

555
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 3: want to put on an awful makeup and then just

556
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 3: go in front of people and like do things.

557
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 4: Just basically describing actors.

558
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 3: I know, as I was saying, I was like, oh god,

559
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 3: that's what I do like every night. There's no megup,

560
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 3: just kind of like, hey guys, you made me dumb. Okay,

561
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 3: here we go.

562
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 2: No.

563
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 4: I don't find it scary at all, but maybe maybe

564
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 4: it's like an early childhood thing where like a clown

565
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 4: scares sho.

566
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 3: At some point.

567
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. Okay who introduced you to Killer

568
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 4: Clowns from outter Space? Do you remember friends in college? Okay?

569
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like we think you're gonna love this movie.

570
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 3: And I remember watching me like, uh, this is the

571
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 3: greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

572
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 4: How I've not seen it before?

573
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 3: Like, and a bunch of friends now out here were like,

574
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 3: oh I watched it on HBO all the time, and.

575
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 4: I never real HBO movie an.

576
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 3: It where it would just play all the time.

577
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 4: Cheap programming. Yeah, kind of, but like you turn on

578
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 4: the TV and you're like, what is this? Yeah it's

579
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 4: an hour and a half later. Yeah, that makes sense

580
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 4: to me totally. Now the thing. When was the first

581
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 4: time you saw the thing?

582
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 3: I think.

583
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 4: When I first moved here.

584
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 3: I think that was the first time I saw so,

585
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 3: like two thousand and eight or so eight or nine,

586
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 3: and I remember.

587
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 4: Being blown away and were you scared? Yes, it's a

588
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 4: pretty scary movie, I would say, yeah, like the dog part,

589
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 4: oh rough rough, Oh god, absolutely, Okay.

590
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 3: I thought you did in like the coolest, calmest way.

591
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 3: Whoa nice.

592
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 4: I'm absolutely mortific.

593
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 3: Okay, now you get out of it.

594
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 4: This is the final episode. I'm listeners over. We had

595
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 4: run no, I mean, yeah, that's a but then we've

596
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 4: got Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell gorgeous man, unbelievably hunky. It's

597
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 4: still hunky.

598
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 3: Like now that he's in that He's Santa in those

599
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 3: Netflix movies.

600
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 4: Wait, he's Santa in a Netflix movie.

601
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 3: I think there's a couple of them, Like I think

602
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 3: it's Santa Chronicles or something where he like drives a

603
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 3: Mustang instead of a sled or something. Does a busting

604
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 3: fly in that movie? It does?

605
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,479
Speaker 4: And then the reindeer are just worthless. I can't remember

606
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 4: what happened to the rain deer. I can't remember. Wow,

607
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 4: that's easily the best looking Santa Claus it's ever existed.

608
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 3: Unbelievably hot.

609
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like he was good looking in his younger

610
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 4: years and he's just aged into it. Yeah.

611
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 3: There's really great commentary on like the blu ray of

612
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 3: the thing where it's him and John Carpenter just watching

613
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 3: and just having a blast, like just crying, laughing to.

614
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 4: The whole thing and be like you remember this.

615
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 3: It's delightful.

616
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 4: John Carpenter seems like a good guy. He seems so

617
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 4: rad and he's like a musician. He does it all.

618
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 3: I've seen him a couple of times at the Palladium

619
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 3: on Halloween no Way, playing with his band and his

620
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 3: son is in the band, and they like now compose

621
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 3: a bunch of music together and stuff.

622
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 4: And it's all instrumental. Yes, he's not singing. No, it'd

623
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 4: be an interesting term for John Carpenter singer songwriter John Carter.

624
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 3: Guitar.

625
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 4: It's spooky socks singing spooky songs with an acoustic guitar.

626
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 2: No.

627
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 4: I mean, but didn't he do the Halloween song? Yeah? Classic? Yeah,

628
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 4: I mean we all love that. It's basically two notes,

629
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 4: but he nailed us nail.

630
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 3: It's so spooky.

631
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 4: I think Halloween might be my favorite scary movie.

632
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 3: That's it's a great one of the best. It's so

633
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 3: good because I feel I only watch it like once

634
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 3: a year. Of course, I try to kind of do

635
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 3: that with all my like not killer Clowns, I'll watch

636
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 3: that not out.

637
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 4: That's all season movie.

638
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like the thing and how I like want

639
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 3: to only watch it once a year if even so

640
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 3: that it's just so a surprise, right, even though I

641
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 3: know everything that's gonna happen, you still are able to

642
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 3: be like, oh, yeah, I knew that. I knew that.

643
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 3: Oh it's yeah. Shining too, like wonderful.

644
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 4: Always chill out with the shining so that I can

645
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 4: like the shining for me is when I could That

646
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 4: is for me a movie. I can watch it any season.

647
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 4: I feel like I can watch that in the middle

648
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 4: of the summer and it makes sense for some reason,

649
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 4: I don't know why. Good.

650
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

651
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 3: I watched it on a on a plane on a

652
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 3: flight back to LA and it was a.

653
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 4: Blast, like fascinating airplane.

654
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 3: Isn't that wild? Isn't it Like I was like looking

655
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 3: around and be like, no, little kids, right, because this

656
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 3: could mess them up pretty good. But I had like

657
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 3: noise canceling headphones on and I just blasted the sound

658
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 3: and it was so fun and scary like a tiny screen.

659
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 3: It was like, that's good. That's a good movie. Was

660
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 3: the movie offered by the airline? Yes? Oh interesting.

661
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 4: I was gonna say if you if it was on

662
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 4: your iPad or something, right, Wow, the airline is just

663
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 4: reaching out and say watch the Shining.

664
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 3: Yeah please watch this. Wow.

665
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 4: Okay, well I wouldn't mind watching The Shining on a plane. Yeah.

666
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 3: It was kind of fun.

667
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 4: It's a good length to half hours or something.

668
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 3: Good chunk and it is like when you like hear it.

669
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 3: I remember seeing it when arc Light used to be around. Oh,

670
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 3: they would have like in October every Tuesday, they would

671
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 3: have like classic horror movies and I remember seeing The

672
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 3: Shining and it was like I've never heard it this way,

673
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 3: like I've never heard the movie like this, and it

674
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 3: was game changer.

675
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a TV at home or whatever. Do

676
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 4: you dress up for Halloween? Yes, I've been a hot

677
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 4: dog for the last like six years.

678
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 3: And it rules. It's perfect. It's easy to put on,

679
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 3: it's easy to take off.

680
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 4: I was almost a hot dog last Halloween because I

681
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 4: was not in the mood about every other year I'm

682
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 4: in the mood for a costume. This year I was

683
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 4: not in the mood. I eventually was pressured into going

684
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 4: to a Halloween party. Okay, didn't want to just show

685
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 4: up in my clothes. My friend lent me his.

686
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 3: Hot dog costume.

687
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 4: I didn't wear it. I still showed up in my clothes,

688
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 4: and I think it might still be in my trunk.

689
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 4: Whow waiting for next Halloway, there you go. But it's

690
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 4: a great costume. Do you have the one where you

691
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,479
Speaker 4: just pull it on and now you're hot dog?

692
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 3: Pull it on. It's got mustard and relish on it,

693
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 3: and like grill marks, it rules.

694
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 4: Well, your sound's way more involved.

695
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 3: Is your's the like classic? Well, now ketchup and mustard

696
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,240
Speaker 3: on the classic one? Bency.

697
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 4: Now that I'm thinking about it, I think the costume

698
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 4: is a packet of ketchup or a ketchup bottle. If

699
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 4: it's not a hot dog, simply was not.

700
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 3: A hot dog?

701
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 4: And some doing you put on hot dog? Yes, so

702
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 4: there we go. Wow, I was picturing a hot dog

703
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 4: in the trunk of my car. And now I've returned

704
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 4: to reality.

705
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 3: It's ketchup. How you feel it?

706
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 4: I feel very disoriented. I feel a little sick.

707
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta go figure some stuff out. Oh man,

708
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 3: hot dog nor ketchup?

709
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:08,800
Speaker 4: Not hot dog ketchup. Do you remember your last costume

710
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,760
Speaker 4: before the hot dog came into your life?

711
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 2: Yes?

712
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 3: I think I was an elephant elephant? Oh did you

713
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 3: make the costume?

714
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 2: No?

715
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 3: You know, I found it at like the Hollywood toy

716
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 3: and costume you know where it's like once again, put

717
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 3: on a head and then I think it had like

718
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 3: fake hands and fake feet.

719
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 4: That sounds like a is it gone from your life?

720
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 3: It'd be a whole suit. No, I think it's I

721
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 3: think I have it still. I know sounds a carrot outfit.

722
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 3: Same thing. Just pop it on your carrot and you

723
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 3: have a green like stock or like headband that has

724
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 3: a leaf on it.

725
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 4: I did.

726
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 3: I was that for a long time. A lot of

727
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 3: people were like, whoa along, pumpkin with a carott?

728
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 4: Come on, the pumpkin costume only goes mid thigh.

729
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 3: We all know that you've seen a pumpkin that looks

730
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 3: like like this, show me it now you fucking weirdo.

731
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 3: So but you do.

732
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 4: Now, just have these other costumes going to waste? Do

733
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 4: you use them for anything?

734
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 2: No?

735
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 3: I mean when I used to do sketch comedy, I

736
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 3: was a carrot. Any time I could be a carot.

737
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 4: Forcing a carrot into any sketch. Possibly catchy.

738
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: You need a waiter, what if she's a carrot?

739
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 4: But no, I yeah, I haven't. Yeah, it's been hot

740
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 4: dog for it's.

741
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 3: A good costume.

742
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 4: I want to look at the back of this case

743
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 4: and see if we can get any more details. There

744
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 4: are no more details. There are no descriptions. We've got

745
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 4: the ratings. The Devil is peachy thirteen and then we've

746
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 4: got a triple R.

747
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 2: All.

748
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 4: The rest of these are radedar so you know they're scary.

749
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 3: You know that they're scary. You might see boobies. You're

750
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: guaranteed boobies.

751
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 4: Uh, from what I can tell. Devil of course, trapped

752
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 4: in an elevator that we for a long time dead.

753
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 4: There's a man holding another man's hair, almost like he's

754
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 4: throwing been a toilet. But I don't think that's what's happening.

755
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,720
Speaker 4: House of Voices is two people wandering through a spooky woods.

756
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 4: Nasty I like and they've got a lantern, so maybe

757
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 4: it's a period.

758
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 3: It might be a period. Even a Whisper.

759
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 4: Continues to tell us nothing about the film. It's just

760
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 4: a woman standing there looking at the camera.

761
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 3: From the the one on the front. The picture of

762
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 3: the front of Whisper. It looks like it might be

763
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:28,720
Speaker 3: kind of an o miny looking looking, kind of nasty.

764
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, the boy is gonna be scary.

765
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 3: Yes, the boy's gonna be gross and have the devil

766
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 3: inside of him.

767
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean I've got four movies to watch now,

768
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 4: We've got Demon's Galore.

769
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 3: Demon's Glore.

770
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 4: Do you believe in any sort of supernatural things like that?

771
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

772
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 4: I believe in it all you do.

773
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 3: Well, I will say it all all that, Lady Saga.

774
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 3: I struggle with the devil because I like try to

775
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 3: get all of Catholicism out of my row raised Catholic

776
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 3: and I don't like it one bit. And I'm like,

777
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 3: I don't think so, man. But I do believe in

778
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 3: like ghosts and spirits and malevolent things. Yeah.

779
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, Have you ever had an experience with one?

780
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 3: You know? I had my first one last year in March.

781
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 3: I was visiting my sister. I remember, because I was

782
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 3: skien up in Keystone with my sister and her family,

783
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 3: and we rented a little condo and I was sharing

784
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 3: a room with my two nieces and and they had

785
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 3: gone to bed, and me and my sister and brother

786
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 3: in law we were like hanging out later and.

787
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 4: Everything seemed chill, you know, And at one point, this

788
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 4: like this kind of humming came on, and my sister

789
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 4: like made the remark like, oh God, I'm not gonna

790
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 4: be able to sleep if I hear this. It is

791
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 4: so annoying.

792
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 3: And me and my brother in law like, what are

793
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 3: you talking about? I like had to find it and

794
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 3: then be like, oh, okay. So they go to bed,

795
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 3: and there are two bathrooms, one kind of towards like

796
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 3: the front entrance, and then one in the hall, and

797
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 3: so my sister and brother in law were using the

798
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 3: one in the hall, and I was like, I'll use

799
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 3: the one in the front, and I went into the

800
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 3: room where my nieces were sleeping, and when I was

801
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 3: in there, I heard like a oh in the living

802
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 3: room area. And it's a very small little condo, so

803
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: it's kind of like so I was like, oh, it

804
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 3: must be my brother in law because it sounded just

805
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 3: like him, like, but it was coming from the living room.

806
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, he must be up like

807
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 3: getting water or something whatever. And so I like got

808
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 3: my toiletries and came out and it's pitch black. Oh

809
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 3: nobody's there. And I was like, oh what And I

810
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 3: like look and I think like somebody was in that bathroom,

811
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 3: and then the door was closed and I was like, okay, okay,

812
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 3: I'm not hearing it, like and I like kind of

813
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 3: look around and I hear again, like and it doesn't

814
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 3: sound like that humming we had heard or anything that

815
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 3: a house would make. And so I like like scattered

816
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 3: like fucking scooch into the bathroom, like kind of starting

817
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 3: to shake. I was like, oh my god, I'm and

818
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 3: kind of excited, like, oh shit, I think this is

819
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 3: a an experience. I think this is a ghost because

820
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 3: like how my body was reacting and stuff was just

821
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 3: like fly get out of there, like get out. So

822
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 3: I'm like brushing my teeth.

823
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god, you're brushing

824
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:31,959
Speaker 4: your teeth while you think a ghosts.

825
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 3: I get ready for bed, and I'm like and I

826
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 3: couldn't like what am I supposed to do like scream

827
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 3: and wake up my nieces.

828
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 4: But You're like there's a fucking ghost.

829
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 3: Get up, praised. And so I'm like in there and finish, brush, finish,

830
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 3: getting ready for bed, and I'm like, okay, I gotta

831
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 3: go out there, like I now have to walk back

832
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 3: through the living room where I've been hearing this breath

833
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:58,240
Speaker 3: coming from and get to the bedroom with my nieces

834
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,880
Speaker 3: where I'm going to stay. And and uh, I like

835
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 3: came out and as I'm leaving out here, and I

836
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 3: like fucking stop and I'm like, oh my god.

837
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:10,479
Speaker 4: And I'm like staring into the dark, just being like.

838
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 3: What the what the fuck? What the fuck? And then

839
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 3: I hear and then I fucking bolt into the little

840
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 3: room and I'm like, oh my god, and I like

841
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 3: everybody's like my nieces are asleep, and I'm like, oh

842
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 3: my god, and they have to sleep with the door open,

843
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh god, I want to see

844
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 3: a fucking like a big tall shadow man walking through

845
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 3: and like I was freaking out. I was like shaking

846
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 3: and like with like made sure to not look at

847
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 3: the door.

848
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 4: And I was like, I think I had an experience.

849
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 4: So you lost me when you said you had a

850
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 4: ghost story that took place in a condo. I don't

851
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 4: think that.

852
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,919
Speaker 3: There are tons of ghosts and condosa. If I said

853
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 3: in an apartment, an.

854
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 4: Apartment, I could kind of get into it. But I

855
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 4: need to know the age of the apartment. I need

856
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 4: to picture like a decaying built.

857
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 3: All of these condos were built in like the eighties.

858
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 4: I think too recent.

859
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 3: I mean, oh wait, there's no such thing as too recent.

860
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 3: I'm telling you. I'm telling you there's no such thing.

861
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 3: There's no such thing there.

862
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 4: A ghost has never never been in a condo.

863
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

864
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 4: They just haven't sold. Wait is that about a condo.

865
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 3: It's in a high rise and they you know, they

866
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 3: own it. You know they own it. You know they

867
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 3: own it.

868
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 4: They're not renting it. We don't know their financial situation.

869
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 4: They could be hiding a lot from us.

870
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 3: Shit fair enough.

871
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're probably in severe debt and they have this

872
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 4: beautiful Oh okay, they're not calling that a condo. Ghosts

873
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 4: can hold a house, a man or a mansion, an apartment,

874
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 4: depending on the age, a shack, a cottage.

875
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 3: Did they got it?

876
00:42:54,320 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 4: You play mash condo never comes in play.

877
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, No, I'm telling you something was up because

878
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 3: my body reacted like it had never reacted before.

879
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 4: Did you have a chill?

880
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 3: Yes, like, like, I truly have never felt what I

881
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 3: felt that night, where it was like it feels like

882
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 3: another thing is here and it's not my brother in law,

883
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 3: like that is not him sighing or whatever it was?

884
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 2: Why?

885
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 4: I mean, the ghost sounded so over it until you

886
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 4: scared the ghost, until I scared the ghost.

887
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 3: Interesting?

888
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's quite an experience. Yeah, sure, you

889
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 4: have to be open to it.

890
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 3: Right. Have you ever had anything unexplainable or just kind

891
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,200
Speaker 3: of like, have you seen anything we were like? What

892
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 3: was that?

893
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 4: The only I don't really buy into any of this,

894
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 4: and this story is not that exciting or interesting, but yes,

895
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 4: turn it up, everybody. And I don't even want to

896
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 4: classify it as scary because it's almost sweet.

897
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 3: Okay.

898
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 4: Great Grandma, my great grandma would always uh cut up

899
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 4: greeting cards as puzzles, yes, to give to us for

900
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 4: our birthdays, and she would write on them life is

901
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 4: a puzzle, and so am I. And she passed away

902
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 4: maybe fifteen years ago or somebody while I was living

903
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 4: in La maybe twenty eleven twenty twelve. I was walking

904
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 4: to work one day. Halfway through the walk, I heard

905
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 4: in my head, life is a puzzle, and so am

906
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 4: I get to work, go to work, blah blah blah,

907
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,399
Speaker 4: go home, give my mam a call, and she says,

908
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 4: it's great grandma's birthday. Dude, fascinating something something's up. I mean,

909
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 4: I could explain the logical explanation is I remember her

910
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 4: birthday and I had forgotten it in my contract. But

911
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 4: even that's like cool, man, it's a nice little thing

912
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 4: my brain did for me. Like the brain is nuts.

913
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 3: We can all agree on that, Like the brain does wild.

914
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 4: Scientist why everything? Yeah, the brain is nuts, ask any neurology.

915
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 3: Yeah it's nutty.

916
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: Man.

917
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 4: I don't know what to tell you.

918
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 3: It's crazy. It is like because a lot of stuff.

919
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 3: Even you could be like, oh, I'm maybe I was

920
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 3: just like truly hearing like like something and maybe my

921
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:17,760
Speaker 3: I don't know.

922
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 4: But it's more fundable this ghost that had a bad day.

923
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,239
Speaker 3: And yeah, it was just like maybe when Skien and

924
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 3: like hurt their back or something, there's like, oh I

925
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 3: can't do it like I used to.

926
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 4: Okay, now it's strapped to a condo where it should

927
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 4: not be. Oh, I think we should play a game. Okay,

928
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 4: let's play. We're gonna play a game called Gift Master.

929
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 4: I need a number between one and ten for me. Oh,

930
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 4: and I say it, you say it to me, to you,

931
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 4: to me, and then I'll use it for my own purpose. Okay, four, Okay,

932
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 4: I have to do some light calculating with this number.

933
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 4: Who right now, you have the Micay, do whatever you want.

934
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 4: You can recommend, promote, just talk to the listener.

935
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 3: Kay, you gotta do some math. I was never good

936
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 3: at math, but that's okay. You know what is fun

937
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 3: to try to do is like when you're a little

938
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 3: drunk or stone or something. Try to do long division.

939
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 3: It's really hard. I also have sometimes tried to do

940
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 3: the SATs. That's also really hard. What else? What else

941
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 3: I do have? I meant to say, I do have

942
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 3: a paranormal podcast where we listen to people's stories and stuff.

943
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 3: Just check it out. It's called a Funny Feeling. What

944
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 3: else is happening? It's a lovely day, you know. I've

945
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:46,439
Speaker 3: been watching Traders on Peacock. Has anybody watched that? It's

946
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 3: pretty fun.

947
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 4: I highly recommend it.

948
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 3: It takes place in a Scottish castle and it's a

949
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,399
Speaker 3: bunch of people like kind of playing that game murder

950
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 3: or Mafia. Have you watched it.

951
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 4: I've watched the first episode and I need to continue

952
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 4: because it's very interesting. Yeah, it's nice when a reality

953
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 4: show has a strong theme. Yes, you don't get that

954
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,919
Speaker 4: that often anymore. Right, I've been watching Alone, which has enough.

955
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 3: ALOS watched one episode of that and I feel that

956
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 3: I was like, and that's enough for me. Like a

957
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 3: dude shot a squirrel like directly, like in the head

958
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 3: with a bow and arrow, and I was just like,

959
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 3: oh my.

960
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 4: Wow, you spoiled something for you. I don't know which

961
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 4: season that. I've only seen them squish mice with the rock,

962
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 4: which is truly discussing, and then they eat it and.

963
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 3: Then they eat it.

964
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 4: Oh, it's hard to watch.

965
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 3: It's intense. It's an intense shit really, like.

966
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 4: People just losing pounds and pounds. They're just totally emaciated

967
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 4: by the end. But I did watch an episode yesterday.

968
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 4: The guy left literally within twelve hours, and I thought,

969
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 4: what did you think this was gonna be?

970
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 3: Yes?

971
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 4: Come, I feel the one episode I watched.

972
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 3: A dude fell and hurt his ankle in a immediately

973
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 3: and it was oh yeah, man, this sucks, like this

974
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 3: is tough to do.

975
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 4: I feel bad for the second to last person because

976
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 4: to think you've been you have been through hell, you've

977
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 4: eaten mice or whatever you've done, and.

978
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 3: You lose, you lose weeks or.

979
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 4: Months of your life just vanish and you get nothing.

980
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 4: Oh that that's tough, and you kind of don't even

981
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 4: become a reality star. No, nobody really cares about their personalities, right.

982
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 4: Oh awful, hate to hear it. This is how we

983
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 4: play gift mass. Okay, I'm going to name three celebrities.

984
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 4: Then I'm going to name three gifts things you can

985
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 4: give away. You're gonna tell me which gift you're going

986
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 4: to give, which celebrity and why. Okay, okay makes a

987
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 4: perfect sense. Okay, these are the celebrities. Number one Sissa

988
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 4: we love Sissa r and b Rep Yes Wonder. Number

989
00:48:56,480 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 4: two Robert Smith of The Cure Okay, icon, yeah, absolute icon,

990
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 4: we love Robert Smith. And number three another. I mean,

991
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 4: we have so many great celebrities Joan Cusack. Oh man,

992
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 4: that was a nice mix of people. Yeah, these are

993
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 4: the gifts. Number one a link to an interesting article. Okay.

994
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 4: Number two a sleeveless shirt and the confidence to wear it, oh, Joan?

995
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 4: And number three David du Comney. Okay, you'll be giving

996
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 4: them David oh Man. Okay, okay, oh, okay.

997
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 3: I think I truly think shirt with no sleeves in

998
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 3: the confidence to wear Joan Cusack should kill it. But

999
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,280
Speaker 3: I feel like she probably already has the confidence.

1000
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, she does have the I don't want to

1001
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 4: talk you off.

1002
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,439
Speaker 3: I know that's fair enough.

1003
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 4: We don't know where Joan currently is, less journey. She

1004
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 4: played Debbie in Adam's Family Value.

1005
00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 3: She's got the confidence.

1006
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 4: She's a She was so good in Adam Sammy Values, Incredible.

1007
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 4: You can always count on her. She's like, even if

1008
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 4: she's in a movie that's not great, you'll know she's

1009
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 4: in engaging and fun to watch, so good.

1010
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 3: Yes, okay? Is she John's sister?

1011
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 4: Yes?

1012
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 3: Interesting?

1013
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 4: John and Jones, John and Joe. Do you think there's

1014
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 4: like a June in there? I hope not, because we

1015
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 4: don't know who she is and everyone's forgotten June.

1016
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 3: I never wanted to act, Okay, I never wanted to,

1017
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 3: so it's not a big deal. I never wanted to

1018
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 3: be charming and I loved by America. It's not a

1019
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 3: big deal.

1020
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 4: Those ten years were a different thing. Yes, that was

1021
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 4: a whole different thing. These head shots were for me.

1022
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, just me and me alone. All those acting classes.

1023
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 3: They were just for me to get confident in public speaking,

1024
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 3: which I don't even want to do anymore. Okay, June

1025
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 3: and shit chill, Okay, okay, maybe, but they.

1026
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 4: All seem pretty confident. That's the thing. I want you

1027
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 4: to go with your gut here. You don't, I'm not

1028
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 4: going to talk to you.

1029
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 3: You messed it all up. My gud doesn't know what

1030
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 3: to do now. I kind of want to give David

1031
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 3: du Coveney to Scissa. They have them like do something together,

1032
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 3: you know.

1033
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 4: That seems like a good duos New X pair.

1034
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 3: They would be there we go.

1035
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 4: I feel like Scissa would be like a very charismatic

1036
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 4: Uh what are they?

1037
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 3: You know? There?

1038
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 4: What is the agency they work for? No idea?

1039
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 3: The alien agency?

1040
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, c I A.

1041
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 3: But then is it?

1042
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 4: I feel like Onalisa is typing into the computer trying

1043
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 4: desperately to find out what every interesting. But they look

1044
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 4: into strange things.

1045
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, Sissa and David. Yeah, so I think

1046
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 3: they should be the FBI. I would love to see

1047
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 3: that two files. So maybe yet, you know, you know, wait,

1048
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 3: here we go a sleeveless shirt.

1049
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 4: To Robert Smith. This is making more sense to and.

1050
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,760
Speaker 3: Then send a link to Joan and then I hope

1051
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 3: that she's like, wow, that was really a good article.

1052
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 4: Jones seems like the sort of person that would get

1053
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 4: the link and actually click through, would read it. Maybe

1054
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 4: give you a call.

1055
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 3: Probably if you want to discuss this. And wait, I

1056
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 3: didn't read I only read the headline. Tell me what

1057
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 3: it was. You tell me what it was. It just

1058
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 3: reminded me of you. I didn't read it.

1059
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:34,720
Speaker 4: And Robert's getting into late middle age. He's pretty pale,

1060
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 4: He's probably not wearing a lot of sleeveless tops at

1061
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,879
Speaker 4: this point. But to give him, like, hey, let's get

1062
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 4: back a tank or you know what, what's another sleeveless shirt.

1063
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 3: I don't know, I.

1064
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 4: Don't wear I'm not in a sleeveless shirt. Yeah, I'm

1065
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 4: not walking around with that takes a lot of confidence,

1066
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 4: it really does. But to give that to Robert would

1067
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 4: be such a gift at this point in this line.

1068
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:00,840
Speaker 3: So you're welcome.

1069
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 4: Decently played I mean I had to get in there

1070
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 4: and save you. You know, you really did.

1071
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 3: I almost really ate shit there, I almost really biffed it,

1072
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 3: but you saved me.

1073
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. You are so welcome, and those

1074
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 4: celebrities are welcome. Okay, well, decently played. It's time for

1075
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 4: the last segment of the podcast. This is called I

1076
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 4: said no emails. People write into I said no gifts

1077
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,720
Speaker 4: at gmail dot com, and I should also be clear, listener,

1078
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 4: you can also send in suggestions for our games there

1079
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 4: as well, because people get a little confused. They'll send

1080
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 4: them everywhere. And feel free to use that email for whatever.

1081
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:43,439
Speaker 4: Just don't send any you know, pornographic images. I said

1082
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 4: no gifts at gmail dot com. People write in they're

1083
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 4: desperate for answers. Yes, my listeners, their lives are in ruin.

1084
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's awful to hear. So, I you know,

1085
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 4: my life is perfect, everything's going right for me at

1086
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 4: all times, and so I occasionally say, hey, I'm going

1087
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 4: to reach out and help, and my listen or my

1088
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 4: guest always helps. Will you help me? Yes, Okay, let

1089
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 4: me read this email.

1090
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 3: Let's see here.

1091
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:19,919
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, highbridger and disrespectful, but sensual guest.

1092
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 3: And that's an interesting quality. Okay, I don't know what

1093
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 3: to do?

1094
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 4: You do with that? What you will? I need your help.

1095
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 4: My father in law and his unhinged wife one of

1096
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 4: then in parentheses. One of her favorite things is dismissing

1097
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,720
Speaker 4: people from her life by letting letting them know they're

1098
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 4: dead to her. Okay, so they, the father in law

1099
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 4: and wife, are horrible gift givers. The bad part is

1100
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,319
Speaker 4: that they are firm believers in quantity over qualities. So

1101
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 4: when they do give gifts to not only myself and

1102
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 4: my husband, but also to our five and seven year

1103
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 4: old girls, it's in piles piles of wrapped garbage, pamphlets,

1104
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 4: and travel sized toiletries from the dozens of trips they

1105
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 4: take through the years, ill fitting off season, off brand

1106
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 4: clothes that were either from a bargain bin or state Fair,

1107
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 4: or toys that even a dog wouldn't be interested, to

1108
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 4: the point that some of them never make home. Make

1109
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 4: them home? What oh, oh, they never even get home.

1110
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 4: We either throw them out right in the trash or

1111
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 4: donate them. Okay, they're making a lot of stops on

1112
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,439
Speaker 4: the way home. They use They used to at least

1113
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 4: throw a gift card in that would be useful in

1114
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,880
Speaker 4: some way, but now we get the piles of crap

1115
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,399
Speaker 4: and nothing else. They make such a huge ordeal out

1116
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 4: of it, especially how long it took her to wrap

1117
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 4: it all, so we have to act grateful when in

1118
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 4: reality we want to just tell them to save themselves

1119
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 4: the time and money and don't bother, or really maybe

1120
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 4: ask us what size the girls wear or what they're into,

1121
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 4: so that they have a better chance of getting them

1122
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 4: something they'd actually use and enjoy. Please also keep in

1123
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 4: mind we live in an apartment in New York City,

1124
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 4: so we are also constantly decluttering, and the last thing

1125
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 4: we need is more stuff. Is it rude to point

1126
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 4: this out or to suggest maybe gifting an experience like

1127
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 4: tickets to a show or a day in a museum

1128
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:15,839
Speaker 4: and restaurant. Please help us navigate this tricky trash. Thank you,

1129
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 4: And that's from Dana. Dana in New York has a

1130
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 4: New York Look what I'm seeing immediately, Dana's father in

1131
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 4: law and wife. They are putting a lot of effort

1132
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 4: into getting gifts. They are out there, they're traveling the world.

1133
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 4: They're thinking about the daughter in law and her partner

1134
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 4: and the grandchildren. They're thinking, what can we get them? Pamphlets, hotel, shampoo, toys,

1135
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 4: this like irregular shirt and then they, you know, they're

1136
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 4: putting them together, these gorgeous prize packages. And I don't know,

1137
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 4: they probably live in some small town and they're trying

1138
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 4: their best. Well. Meanwhile, Dana and partner and children, fancy

1139
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 4: New York. They're getting these gifts and they think they're

1140
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:04,280
Speaker 4: all ship.

1141
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, this isn't THEO Schwartz.

1142
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 4: Where's my giant keyboard?

1143
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 3: Where's my giant keyboard?

1144
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 4: And meanwhile, and Dana clearly has some ideas. She wants

1145
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 4: tickets to Broadway. That's so New York.

1146
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, she wants to go to a museum.

1147
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 4: She's got to be at the met She's got to

1148
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 4: be at the Guggenheim. Mama, Mama, Mama.

1149
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 3: You should start calling it mama. Now have you all been, mama?

1150
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 3: It's pretty sweet.

1151
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 4: I haven't been to New York in a while.

1152
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, you sound like a hic.

1153
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 2: Uh.

1154
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 4: I mean, Dana has really embarrassed herself here, That's what

1155
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say.

1156
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is humiliating Dana.

1157
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 4: She's talking about how the dogs won't even accept Yes,

1158
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 4: that's wild.

1159
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 3: So what do we tell Dana in this situation? I think, Dana,

1160
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 3: I think what you do is you send a letter

1161
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 3: with letters cut out of a magazine saying, hey, stop

1162
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 3: giving whatever family name is, these piles of gifts. We

1163
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 3: don't want them. If you do it, we're gonna come

1164
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 3: and kidnap you. And then they'll be like, Okay, we

1165
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 3: probably shouldn't.

1166
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 4: So they are going to believe that some third party

1167
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 4: is witnessing this gift giving, and it's like stepping.

1168
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 3: In, yes, and you can you can add that into

1169
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 3: your letter, be like we've been watching you for years.

1170
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,120
Speaker 3: You don't know who we are, you don't know where

1171
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 3: we're from, but we've been watching you give these gifts

1172
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 3: and you need to stop or else we're gonna come

1173
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 3: and kidnap you. Okay.

1174
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,520
Speaker 4: I think that's a great solution. I mean, Dana is

1175
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 4: obviously kind of exposed them on this podcast, which is

1176
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 4: I'm sure they're both listeners, and so we just kind

1177
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 4: of have to attack Dana as much as possible here

1178
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 4: so that the father in law and wife, why is

1179
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 4: she not the mother in law? Could she be the

1180
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 4: stepmother in law?

1181
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 1: You know you?

1182
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think maybe there's that thing there where

1183
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 3: it's like, and why wife, Okay, my mother in law?

1184
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,840
Speaker 4: You will you know, yeah, probably stepmother in law or whatever.

1185
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 4: Let's give you know, give this woman some respect. She's

1186
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 4: going out of her way to get so many gifts,

1187
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 4: and she's obviously hit some hard times. She's no longer

1188
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 4: leaving the gift cards in there, right, and she's got

1189
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 4: these awful people in her life that are just just terrible.

1190
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 4: Be it so mean, Dana, don't write back into the podcast.

1191
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 4: You've got your answer and it was perfect.

1192
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, will make the letter for you if you want.

1193
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 3: I love making. What are those notes? Random ransom notes?

1194
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 4: Yeah? I guess those are. Do you ever send those preemptively? Yeah?

1195
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 3: It chills people out if somebody's been bothering me, I

1196
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 3: said about and that we'll shut up.

1197
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1198
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 4: I feel like those are usually done after the facts, Yeah, usually,

1199
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 4: But I guess sending one in advance that's a nice

1200
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:12,520
Speaker 4: little threat on the does. And it's always almost always

1201
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 4: about kidnapping. It's not like for the most part, right

1202
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 4: or what other information are you conveying through the clips letters?

1203
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 4: I don't know, and we all know the magazine industries

1204
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 4: and shambles. Where are you getting these magazines?

1205
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 3: You remember in Truman Show how he would rip out

1206
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 3: eyes and noses and stuff to try to put that

1207
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 3: lady together.

1208
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 4: He makes her face, Yeah, perfectly, perfectly. It looks so

1209
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 4: much like her. I'm just remembering this. I feel like

1210
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 4: they just basically I took that actor's photos of this.

1211
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 3: I think they did, Like those eyes is like, those

1212
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 3: are her eyes?

1213
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 2: Man?

1214
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 3: What are we doing? Yeah?

1215
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 4: That was a mistake on the filmmaker's party.

1216
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,400
Speaker 3: Come on, we got some notes from a movie that

1217
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 3: came out twenty years ago. Have you seen that movie recently?

1218
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 4: Does it hold up?

1219
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:08,920
Speaker 3: I watched it on an airplane Shining, same flight from

1220
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:13,919
Speaker 3: Montreal to l a different time. Oh, but they offer

1221
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 3: air Canada offers the Shining and Truman Show. Well some

1222
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 3: tasteful picks. But it holds up.

1223
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 4: It really does.

1224
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 3: Maybe I should give that movie a shot again. And

1225
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 3: it kind of like because I had seen it when

1226
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,520
Speaker 3: it came out and so I was like a teenager

1227
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 3: if even and rewatching it as an adult, it kind

1228
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 3: of makes you think, oh, no, this is where this

1229
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 3: is your red pill. Like it definitely just makes me

1230
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 3: be like, what is existence just a little bit, just

1231
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 3: a little well.

1232
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 4: That's how it starts, just mild thought and then like

1233
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 4: my haircut just kind of unravels you until you have

1234
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 4: I been.

1235
01:01:56,560 --> 01:02:00,960
Speaker 3: Looking for your Headye, cameras thinking everybody's watching the Betsy Show. No,

1236
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 3: I haven't turned it over chairs.

1237
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:08,800
Speaker 4: You'll never really know. That's kind of there's kind of

1238
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 4: nothing you can do to find out.

1239
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 2: No.

1240
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 4: I mean, but I feel like the Truman Show, there

1241
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 4: are some some pretty there's some red flags where the

1242
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 4: wife's like doing a commercial.

1243
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I haven't seen that. I haven't seen that yet,

1244
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 3: so I think I'm clear. Yeah, but I'm going to

1245
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 3: give that movie another show. You should. It was it's good.

1246
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,040
Speaker 4: Do you get emotional while watching movies on plane? Yes,

1247
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 4: And I've talked to friends about this.

1248
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I get way like I like cry more.

1249
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 3: I like cried it Scrooged, Like at the end of Scrooge,

1250
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 3: I was like kind of sobbing. I cried it like

1251
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 3: I was watching Amazing Race Canada, and I was like crying,

1252
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 3: Like it's a.

1253
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 4: Thing, right, Yeah, I think like your body is weakened

1254
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 4: or something.

1255
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 3: It's like almost like a degree of being.

1256
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 4: Sick where you're like, oh, just like not quite as

1257
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 4: strong mentally or so yeah, because do you feel that way?

1258
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1259
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 3: I do feel that way.

1260
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 4: I mean the last time I really sobbed at a

1261
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 4: movie I had, I mean sobbed at media was when

1262
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 4: I had Strap Throat and maybe twenty fifteen, and the

1263
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 4: two things that made me cry were Bridge of Spies,

1264
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 4: the Steven Spielberg movie, Oh Sobbing, absolutely sobbing, and Shark Tink.

1265
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 3: I was crying.

1266
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 4: I thought they were being too mean to the pictures.

1267
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 4: Is that what we call them? The sail Yeah, the

1268
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 4: entrepreneurs is absolutely crying saying they're being too mean to them.

1269
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 3: Oh my, isn't that wild? I don't know where.

1270
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 4: It just sets you up like, oh, commercials will kill me. Well,

1271
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 4: commercials are the most manipulative thing of all those assholes.

1272
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:49,600
Speaker 3: Those assholes, they.

1273
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 4: Really are pushing your buttons to get you to buy

1274
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 4: cleans or whatever.

1275
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 3: Last night I got really mad at one and it's

1276
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 3: one of those where it's like it was it was

1277
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 3: a pill.

1278
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 4: Okay, they're all pills. There's so many that.

1279
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 3: Are pills, and it was just the list for what

1280
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 3: could fuck you up from the pill was way longer

1281
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,200
Speaker 3: than any of Like I couldn't tell you what the

1282
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 3: bill does, but I do tell I could tell you

1283
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 3: like there's a good chance you'll die from taking the pill.

1284
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 3: And they just kept listing stuff and I just kept

1285
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 3: getting angrier and angrier because they were also showing like

1286
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 3: real like older people being had and it was just like,

1287
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 3: fuck you man, what you're saying is this pill is

1288
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 3: gonna like give you like increased heart like like all

1289
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 3: this crazy shit.

1290
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 4: It just it really made me mad. Of course, I

1291
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 4: feel like one of those I've seen recently. Have you

1292
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 4: seen the one that there's like a song about having diarrhea?

1293
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 4: They've gotten out of hand and it's really all of

1294
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 4: the commercials are now pharmaceuticals.

1295
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bummer. It's a real it's a big bummer.

1296
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 4: Like and most the time it's like are you feeling

1297
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:02,920
Speaker 4: kind of this way?

1298
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 3: Ask your doctor about this, where it's like this seems

1299
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 3: like this is that's a crazy way to be, like

1300
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:09,240
Speaker 3: I think I need to pill.

1301
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,760
Speaker 4: The scene so you start, it's a kind of a

1302
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 4: web Md sort of thing like I kind of feel

1303
01:05:13,760 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 4: that way, and then your doctor the vulture has been

1304
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 4: circling you ready to sell you the thing. I mean,

1305
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 4: let's be honest. I'm fully on board with the medical community.

1306
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 4: I should be clear about that. But yeah, there's a

1307
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 4: pill for everything. There's a pill. There's pills for when

1308
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 4: you have to take other pills.

1309
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Speaker 3: Is that true? Yes, Whether they're like, if you're doing

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01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 3: this treatment, you're gonna also want to do this treatment,

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01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:41,680
Speaker 3: It's like no, Yeah, this is too crazy, dude, this

1312
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 3: is too crazy. Oh it bums me out so much.

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Speaker 4: It's a drag. It's an absolute drag. But now I

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01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:53,120
Speaker 4: have these four, these four films commercial free. You have

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01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 4: to let me know how they are spook filled, you know,

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01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 4: every one of them a different scare at every corner. Yeah,

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01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 4: Like one of these.

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01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,920
Speaker 3: Movies mess you up forever. Like the next time I

1319
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,800
Speaker 3: see you, you're like getting pushed around with like crazy

1320
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 3: long white hair and like your like fingernails are like

1321
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:15,080
Speaker 3: touching the ground, Like, what the fuck happened?

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01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 4: The same will have happened to you? From the Truman

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01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:22,560
Speaker 4: Show I'll Meet You, Okay, Okay, I mean a horror movie.

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01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:25,160
Speaker 4: He does have that potential. Strangers did that.

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Speaker 1: To me, dude.

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01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 3: One of the scariest movies ever, easily one of the

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01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 3: scariest movies ever. That's when I'll watch only like every

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01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:32,600
Speaker 3: couple of.

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Speaker 4: You, and I need to have somebody there with me too.

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01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 4: I couldn't never watch it by myself. I could never

1331
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 4: watch it by like I tried once, I had to

1332
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 4: turn it off. I had to turn it off wait

1333
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 4: for someone to come over. Oh God, Betsy, I've had

1334
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 4: such a wonderful time. I've got my movies. I mean,

1335
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:54,600
Speaker 4: we got through our little disagreement. You played the game

1336
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 4: fine a shit. We taught a listener a lesson, we did.

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01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:01,840
Speaker 4: I mean, who could ask for more?

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01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 3: I don't know if you do ask for more. Get

1339
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 3: out of here, Get out of here, louse loud.

1340
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 4: There's gotta be a podcast with more. There's so many podcasts.

1341
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:12,360
Speaker 4: Get looking.

1342
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 3: We don't need you.

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01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 4: No, thank you for being here, Thank you for having

1344
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 4: me listener. The podcast is, you know, wrapping up here.

1345
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:23,880
Speaker 4: You saw the signs you were feeling it. You knew

1346
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,480
Speaker 4: that this was going to end, and so I know

1347
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:29,360
Speaker 4: you started doing your other things. You started getting ready

1348
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 4: for your other activities for the day, and I love that.

1349
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 4: I'm so happy for you. You've got a little head start.

1350
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:38,760
Speaker 4: Go do whatever you need to do. I love you goodbye,

1351
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 4: I said, no Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1352
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 4: produced by our dear friend Annalise Nilson, and it's beautifully

1353
01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:53,520
Speaker 4: mixed by Leanna Squilotchi. And we couldn't do it without

1354
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 4: our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,

1355
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 4: could only come from Miracle Amy Man. You must follow

1356
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:05,160
Speaker 4: the show on Instagram at I said no gifts, I

1357
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:07,520
Speaker 4: don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you get

1358
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 4: to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

1359
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 4: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

1360
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 3: But I invite?

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01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,520
Speaker 1: Did you hear.

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01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:18,200
Speaker 4: Thought?

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01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:22,920
Speaker 1: I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to

1364
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 1: my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said,

1365
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:34,680
Speaker 1: no gifts, your own presences. Presence and.

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01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how do you

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01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,080
Speaker 2: dare to surbey me?