1 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: Welcome to the ten Minute Storyteller. That's me Bill Simpson, 2 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: your host, narrator and author. We hear at the ten 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: Minute Storyteller endeavor to entertain you with tall tales or 4 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: rendered swiftly and with the utmost empathy. We pledge to 5 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: pack as much entertainment, emotion, and exploration into the human 6 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 1: condition as ten minutes will permit. Many novels on steroids. 7 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:45,479 Speaker 1: This week we meet Jake, cold and windy at the summit, 8 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:50,199 Speaker 1: but Jake is determined to make one last run. His 9 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 1: buds say no, way done for the day, but Jake 10 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: moves to the beat of his own drummer. He leaves 11 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: the warmth and camaraderie of the lodge, steps into his atomics, 12 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 1: and heads for the lift. Trouble is, there's a perfect 13 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: storm brewing, wind cold snow party at the tech billionaire's 14 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: ski lodge, obstinates and lift operators who are stoned, injured, 15 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 1: and dreaming of sex. Man may think he has some 16 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: measure of control over his life, but Man is by 17 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: and large a fool. The last run, one more run, 18 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: that's all he wants. One more run, the last run 19 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:44,119 Speaker 1: of the day. A pretty short day in early January, 20 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: dusky by four, pretty dark by four thirty, pitch black 21 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: and stone cold by five. But he'll be back in 22 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 1: the lodge long before that, sitting by the fire with 23 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 1: a shot of tequila, listening to some soft rock covers 24 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 1: by his buddy Paul, checking the room for snow bunnies, 25 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:08,080 Speaker 1: looking for an opery ski adventure with a local. Come on, 26 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 1: he says to his buds at the bar, Come on, 27 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: one more run, No takers. The boys are into their 28 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 1: second and third bruskies. No interest in buckling up their technicas, 29 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 1: pulling on jackets, gloves and helmets and heading back out 30 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: into all that cold and wind chill bro comes the chant. 31 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,639 Speaker 1: We'll hit it again in the morning, fresh powder overnight 32 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: six to eight inches predicted. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he says, 33 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 1: climbing off the stool. You lightweights put off till tomorrow 34 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,640 Speaker 1: what you could be doing today. Go ahead, But me, 35 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: I'm going skiing sum At to base boys some at 36 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: to base full boar on everest a jaxon sidewinder. No 37 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: sooner is he out the door than word reaches the 38 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 1: bar that it's party time up at the tech at 39 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: Billionaire's house on the Ridge, and that means free eats, 40 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 1: free booze, excellent weed and assortment of microdose hallucinogens and 41 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: absolutely the best looking girls in the valley. Beard tab extinguished. 42 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 1: Those boys are gone, gone gone. They're antsy, over zealous 43 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 1: ski bud long forgotten. Jake steps into his atomics. The 44 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 1: bindings lock with a snap. Plenty cold out here, be 45 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: down in the single digit soon, and with those northerly 46 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: gusts blowing across the face of the mountain, it's already 47 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: well below zero up there with the windshill. No big deal, 48 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: he assures himself, No big deal. I'll freeze my butt 49 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: off for ten minutes getting to the top, but coming 50 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: down mountain to myself will be a wild joy ride. 51 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: To hell with those a holes, They're not skers, just 52 00:03:56,520 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: a bunch of posers, spoiled rich kids living on daddy's 53 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 1: doll He heads for the high speed quad that goes 54 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: from base to summit in a flash, but halfway to 55 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: the chair, a lift operator he knows tells him sorry, 56 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 1: Jake closed a couple minutes ago, wins way too stiff 57 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: at the top, Jake nods, thinks about calling it a day. 58 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: There's always tomorrow, but He can't just walk back into 59 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: the bar now, not after rousing the boys, so he 60 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: decides to ride the Lower Glade lift to the top 61 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 1: of Sidewinder, and if the Everest chair is open, he'll 62 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: ride that to the summit. If not, he'll take an 63 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:40,159 Speaker 1: easy cruise down through the trees down to the lodge 64 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: and be back on his bar stool in fifteen minutes. 65 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: No line at the Lower Glade lift. He pushes up 66 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,080 Speaker 1: to the loading ramp and says hey to the operator, 67 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: a young kid. He doesn't recognize. Everest still open, he asks, 68 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: as the chair lifts him off his feet and into 69 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:03,360 Speaker 1: the air. Don't know, the kid replies, red eyed and wary. 70 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 1: The kid has smoked enough durban cush on his shift 71 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 1: to stone a two thousand pound rhino. By morning, he 72 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: won't remember anything or anyone. The chair sweeps up the 73 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:20,480 Speaker 1: mountain through a cut in the tall, snow strewn evergreens. 74 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,080 Speaker 1: Not too bad in the glade. Out of the wind, 75 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 1: not too bad at all, cold, but not bitter. Jake 76 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,479 Speaker 1: shoves his poles under his thighs and pounds his gloves 77 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 1: together to make some warmth. Through the trees. He can 78 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: see Sidewinder to his right and camels hump off to 79 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:40,839 Speaker 1: the left. Not many skiers on either run, just a 80 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: few diehards. Everybody's inside, getting warm and blitzed and hoping 81 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:49,719 Speaker 1: to score little in life as delightful as sex with 82 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:54,400 Speaker 1: a stranger. After a long, hard day of downhill half 83 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 1: a mile up the glade, another piece of this perfect 84 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: storm begins to fall into place when the lift operator 85 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 1: at the bottom of everest chair slips and grabs a 86 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: frayed cable, cutting a deep, bloody gash in the palm 87 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,720 Speaker 1: of his hand. Christy shouts, Holy Mother of Jesus. The 88 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,599 Speaker 1: gash is a long, wide, bloody river running from his 89 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,480 Speaker 1: wrist to the base of his middle finger. Definitely going 90 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 1: to need some medical attention. He thinks what he should do, 91 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 1: decides to get the hell off the mountain pronto, like now. 92 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: He wraps the wound in a reasonably clean cloth and 93 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 1: walkie talkies. The operator at the top of the lift 94 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: explains what happened, says he's skiing down to get some help. Hey, hey, 95 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 1: wait a second, asked the operator at the summit. Yet, 96 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: is anybody left on the chair? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 97 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,279 Speaker 1: two guys together about be about maybe halfway up now, 98 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:54,040 Speaker 1: another few minutes, you'll see him. Yeah, can you wait 99 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,359 Speaker 1: until they get here? Dude, just just hang on and 100 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: then we'll close the lift. Blood seeps through the cloth. 101 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 1: The mother's really starting to hurt. A bit of panic 102 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 1: might be setting in. Ah. I don't know, man, I 103 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, mutters the injured operator. But then, yeah, okay, sure, sure, 104 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 1: I'll wait. Sure guess, Okay, okay. Don't let anybody else on, dude, Okay, 105 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: you hear me. Don't let anybody else on. Send him 106 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 1: down sidewinder, no one else to the summit. Too damn 107 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: cold up here, and too damn windy. Ah I got it, man, 108 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: I got it. Let's go Roger, That says the summit operator. 109 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 1: This is his ninth season on the mountain. He's a 110 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:40,080 Speaker 1: good soul, a very conscientious guy, but he also has 111 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:44,119 Speaker 1: an extremely hot date this evening in like an hour. 112 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: He operates the ski lift for three reasons, money free 113 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: skiing and ready access to chicks on vacation. The Everest 114 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: chair closes at four pm. It's a slow, two person 115 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 1: twelve minute ride, which means at four to twelve the 116 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 1: last skier should be off the lift. He typically lets 117 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: it run until four to twenty or so, just to 118 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: be safe. But today, just this once, what with the 119 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 1: knucklehead at the bottom, injured and scared, Maybe he'll shut 120 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 1: her down a little early. Once he gets this deuce unloaded, 121 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 1: then he'll bomb down the mountain, get showered and shaved, 122 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:29,400 Speaker 1: and let the good times roll. He definitely anticipates getting 123 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:35,319 Speaker 1: some action tonight. Well down below, the gash screams and 124 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 1: pulsates and bleeds like a gutted calf. The injured lift 125 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 1: operator wraps more cloth around his hand, pulls on his 126 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,199 Speaker 1: glove than his other glove than his hat. Three minutes 127 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 1: slowly pass, four minutes. That deuce has gotta be at 128 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: the top by now, gotta be. No one else is coming. 129 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:57,120 Speaker 1: It's too late and too goddamn cold. Screw it, he 130 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,839 Speaker 1: yells out loud. I'm out of here before I bleed 131 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:05,120 Speaker 1: to death. He steps into his backcountry burden, secures the binding, 132 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: and takes off down the mountain like a man running 133 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:14,680 Speaker 1: from death. This perfect storm increasing in intensity, He's into 134 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:18,520 Speaker 1: his fifth or sixth turn before remembering he didn't hang 135 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:24,120 Speaker 1: the clothes sign across the entrance to the lift, and 136 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,440 Speaker 1: half a minute later, Jake reaches the top of the 137 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:31,680 Speaker 1: Lower Glade lift. He pushes forward, steps off the chair, 138 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:36,120 Speaker 1: and slides down the shallow exit ramp. Not a soul around, 139 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 1: dead quiet in the glade. It has started to snow lightly, 140 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:45,280 Speaker 1: a fine powder. The sky's low and dark. Gonna be 141 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: a nice dump. Yeah, gonna be a nice dump. Excellent 142 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:53,240 Speaker 1: powder skiing in the morning. He decides to skip the 143 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:57,560 Speaker 1: summit and just take an easy cruise down sidewinder, in 144 00:09:57,640 --> 00:10:00,400 Speaker 1: and out of the trees. It's too damn cold top 145 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 1: pretty reasonable here, protected by the evergreens, but he knows 146 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:08,920 Speaker 1: halfway up the everest chair, when you pull clear of 147 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 1: the tree line, the wind will roar and the cold 148 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 1: will bite. It'll be insanely cold up there, and who 149 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:21,040 Speaker 1: needs that misery. Although it's only four or five minutes 150 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,880 Speaker 1: from the tree line to the summit, he can handle 151 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:27,080 Speaker 1: four or five minutes. Hell, hell, yes, he can definitely can. 152 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 1: For the sheer exhilaration of having Everest, Ajax and sidewinder 153 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:36,079 Speaker 1: all to himself, five or six minutes of pure high 154 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:42,439 Speaker 1: speed bliss, he skis over to the lift. While at 155 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:47,320 Speaker 1: the summit, the deuce approaches the unloading ramp. The operator 156 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,240 Speaker 1: watches them come all day long. He sits and watches 157 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:55,120 Speaker 1: the skiers ride up the mountain, unload, look around at 158 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:59,240 Speaker 1: the majestic mountains, and then slide back down. It's an 159 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: absurd to say nothing of costly ritual, but a ritual 160 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,640 Speaker 1: upon which he has built his philosophy and his lifestyle. 161 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 1: He gives a little wave as the deuce unloads and 162 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: skis off. He walk. He talks the guy at the 163 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 1: bottom of the lift. No response, asshole, Come in, asshole, 164 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:22,640 Speaker 1: Come in, asshole, Come in Jesus. The dude's flowing. The 165 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: coop must have headed down to medical. He decides to 166 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,880 Speaker 1: give it five more minutes, then shut her down, make 167 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,680 Speaker 1: the run to the lodge and get this Fiona party 168 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:38,160 Speaker 1: started a little early. Jake looks around for the operator, 169 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: calls out nothing, no one, but the chair is still 170 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: running and it's not quite four o'clock yet, can't be 171 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:49,200 Speaker 1: more than ten of five of it the latest? Fuck it, 172 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,960 Speaker 1: He says, Come on, man, let's just do it, and 173 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,920 Speaker 1: he side shuffles on to the ramp and waits for 174 00:11:55,960 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 1: the next chair to sweep him off his feet. That happens 175 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,560 Speaker 1: just a few seconds later, and then he's on his 176 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 1: way to the summit to the summit to make the 177 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:12,559 Speaker 1: last run of the day. At the summit, the operator 178 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,480 Speaker 1: doesn't wait five minutes or six minutes. He waits a 179 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 1: full seven minutes, and then he trains his binoculars on 180 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:23,880 Speaker 1: the double chairs slowly making their way up the high 181 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 1: steep part of the mountain. The cables run well over 182 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:31,400 Speaker 1: one hundred feet off the ground. Once the chairs clear 183 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 1: the tree line, highest part of any lift on the mountain, 184 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 1: scary high. Those chairs are way the hell up there, 185 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:43,880 Speaker 1: high above the receding tree tops. The operator sees the 186 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:48,920 Speaker 1: empty chairs swaying in the hard northerly wind. The chairs 187 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 1: are empty, all of them, not a skier in sight. 188 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:58,440 Speaker 1: He throws the switch, gears grind, and the chair lift stops. 189 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:04,440 Speaker 1: A nano second after the operator lowers his binoculars and 190 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:10,000 Speaker 1: throws that switch, one last ski lift rider emerges from 191 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,600 Speaker 1: the trees and steals himself from the cold, windy ride 192 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:19,199 Speaker 1: to the summit. But then suddenly the lift stops dead 193 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:23,720 Speaker 1: in its tracks. The chair rocks wildly from side to side, 194 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,600 Speaker 1: and the cable's yo yo up and down, but the 195 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 1: chair does not move, does not move at all, does 196 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 1: not move Jake even one inch closer to the summit. 197 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,000 Speaker 1: The chair sways in the wind, while the snow falls 198 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:45,720 Speaker 1: faster and the temperature drops, while Jake's buddies party hardy 199 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,440 Speaker 1: at the tech billionaire's multi million dollar ski lodge, while 200 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 1: the dude with the nasty, bloody gash on his palm 201 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,880 Speaker 1: is rushed to the local hospital where the resident on 202 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: duty sews him up with twenty two fine, tight stitches, 203 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:07,319 Speaker 1: while the typically conscientious summit operator skis full tilt to 204 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,920 Speaker 1: the base, punches the time clock, and scadaddles nothing but 205 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:17,439 Speaker 1: carnal thoughts in his simple primate brain. The wind blows 206 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 1: and the snow falls, and the temperature's plummet throughout the 207 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 1: evening and well into the night. Not until morning does 208 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 1: someone finally ask has anybody seen Jake? Thanks for listening 209 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:47,760 Speaker 1: to this original audio presentation of the last Run, narrated 210 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,880 Speaker 1: by the author. 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