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Speaker 1: I'm your girl, Mandy.
Speaker 3: B aka pet De Sign aka Pegan Marco aka that bitch.
Speaker 1: Hey everybody, I'm weazy. I really don't like them when
Speaker 1: we have a white guest. I'm the one that invited them,
Speaker 1: but I just, I mean, it's a theme. I try
Speaker 1: to bringe the gap. At least this one fucks black girls.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome everyone.
Speaker 2: I hate to say, if you can say my last name.
Speaker 2: I ain't Guardina. How to pronounce that thing is Guardina?
Speaker 2: Almost you're missing like it's gua. Yeah, yeah, you could
Speaker 2: say Vinny g.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, we is Bennie from Jersey, shorty, y'all. That's
Speaker 1: all we know.
Speaker 2: But I don't know like white, Like I'm Italian, my
Speaker 2: mother was born my mother was born in.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like.
Speaker 2: I'm white.
Speaker 1: You know, we don't.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it makes you feel you know what. Wait,
Speaker 2: here's white, We're right next to it. What's crazy? I'm
Speaker 2: not trad I was.
Speaker 3: I was trying to think of like the accent, the
Speaker 3: Jersey Shore accent, because it's similar and I'm probably the
Speaker 3: white is probably gonna get on me.
Speaker 2: I thought it was similar to like Long Island, So.
Speaker 1: I was really gonna try to that's fair.
Speaker 2: I was gonna try to do it. Baby, I don't
Speaker 2: know how to do motherfucker.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about like that?
Speaker 2: See it sound like sopranos, Yeah kind of, But that's
Speaker 2: even different, Like there's different sectors. There's Jersey. I'm from
Speaker 2: Staten Island from New York. Then there's that's different than
Speaker 2: Long Island. Staten Island. Really it's a little little island.
Speaker 1: Crazy, I've never island.
Speaker 2: I'll take you there on the first.
Speaker 3: Off, I know where it's. That's where we us from.
Speaker 3: And I'm in love with Methan man. But the crazy thing, boy,
Speaker 3: the crazy thing is when I lived in Florida, my
Speaker 3: my last boyfriend in high school was from New York.
Speaker 3: But I just knew he was from Brooklyn. But no,
Speaker 3: it was Staten Island, but he was New York. And
Speaker 3: when I moved up here, I felt bamboozl Oh, from
Speaker 3: Staten Island, you're not really.
Speaker 2: From New York.
Speaker 1: Which one's the one I don't like is Thatton Island.
Speaker 2: Or Long Thatton Island. They don't like Saten Island because
Speaker 2: only because you said they're racist, because like they just
Speaker 2: are a part of New York City. No one bothers
Speaker 2: Long Island because no one's trying to make believe it's
Speaker 2: part of New York City. Which island is the borough
Speaker 2: of New York City. So that's why I gets it
Speaker 2: on like that, you know, and they are a little racist, No, no,
Speaker 2: I heard.
Speaker 1: I only know about the racism because I'm a big.
Speaker 2: Cute racism though you know it's not that deep. You
Speaker 2: know what I mean because I mean they spoke the
Speaker 2: Chinese people moving in next door with the fuck you know,
Speaker 2: I don't say that, but you sure, buddy.
Speaker 1: I used to listen about Daga boys and they always
Speaker 1: talked about that, and that's why I learned that, like
Speaker 1: moon Yan was like Moliyan was moly moly. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like what does that mean? Are we speaking?
Speaker 2: It means egg And it's like why they call them
Speaker 2: black people that because they're black, But why do you
Speaker 2: call them eggplant? Because egg points are black. So it
Speaker 2: just it just became like a name that Italian Americans
Speaker 2: would like a slur that they would say to black people. Okay,
Speaker 2: Like Eddie Murphy like had it in his bits and
Speaker 2: he made it hilarious, you know what I mean, Like the.
Speaker 1: Cute racism that you're talking about. I like the old
Speaker 1: line and he has this clip of where he's like,
Speaker 1: it's not like a racism like kill you, it's like
Speaker 1: a day time. Yeah, Like you know you're in the
Speaker 1: car and you're like WHOA, Like that actually is a daytime.
Speaker 1: We don't want you coming out at night with it anyway.
Speaker 2: Because Italians are actually because sat Island has a lot
Speaker 2: of Italian people. I think, like in the world, like
Speaker 2: it's a Saten Island has like the most Italians pound
Speaker 2: for pound versus Italy. And yeah, like sat Island is
Speaker 2: a concentration of Italian Americans more than anywhere else.
Speaker 3: Well, I know it's food, like black women they do. Oh,
Speaker 3: they don't ever want to venture there.
Speaker 1: I guess I just got to go to.
Speaker 2: Staten Island like cop or a fireman.
Speaker 1: That's the thing that's the racism, because they're in a
Speaker 1: racist group. Seeing Italian is different. But when you start
Speaker 1: getting into the the cop Italian not they're racist. No,
Speaker 1: you got because you don't even have their mobsters? Who
Speaker 1: do you like a drug dealer?
Speaker 2: Fire they're not racist. No, firemen are the good ones.
Speaker 2: The cop tops are a little aggressive.
Speaker 3: Firemen are not the good ones. Sorry, I'm sorry. Oh
Speaker 3: you haddn y uh huh okay. Sanitation, No, they ain't
Speaker 3: good either. I wouldn't want to do that either, Why
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, anyway, they had great benefits.
Speaker 1: Speaking of sanitation, we're getting into smells right now.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So I recently told a story a few months ago
Speaker 1: about a sensory deprivation fantasy that came alive for me,
Speaker 1: and I thought, how great would it be if you
Speaker 1: told us about the last time you had sex, but
Speaker 1: just with the senses. Okay, one word answers. We're gonna
Speaker 1: start with smell.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: First word.
Speaker 2: Uh it was whatever her perfume was. I don't remember it.
Speaker 1: The last time you had sex and you can't think
Speaker 1: of it was.
Speaker 2: Like her perfume. I don't know what it was whatever,
Speaker 2: but she smelled good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sight, black.
Speaker 2: Taste, black.
Speaker 1: Berry, yea a sound.
Speaker 2: It was definitely quiet. You know that means you wasn't
Speaker 2: doing nothing. Nah, that's what it means.
Speaker 3: You are wrong sex and a woman is not making noise,
Speaker 3: and you're not making noise the sex, I think.
Speaker 2: I think it's actually the best sex ever when it's
Speaker 2: so good, y'all are silent. What you guys are having
Speaker 2: such a spiritual mental connection that no one's making noise.
Speaker 2: You're all you're both like shivering. That's how hot you're
Speaker 2: both waiting for it to be over if you're quiet.
Speaker 1: Interviewed.
Speaker 2: I know I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, I'm trying to think.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: I can't think of any of like my top sexes
Speaker 3: like the top, even the men ever it being quiet?
Speaker 2: I remember who wasn't you both y'all are both of us.
Speaker 1: I love making all hand.
Speaker 2: I only do the moaning for feedback. I don't need
Speaker 2: to know, but I need to give you some positive
Speaker 2: reinforcement that much. I don't need to moan. But I
Speaker 2: also like dirty talk and things like that. So you
Speaker 2: didn't do yes that that. Okay, I wasn't. I wasn't
Speaker 2: including that into the screaming. Okay, but you said okay,
Speaker 2: but so talking and then quiet in between. But when
Speaker 2: you said noise, I'm thinking that, oh fuck me like
Speaker 2: that ship Yeah no, no, like I'm telling you, like
Speaker 2: when you have real good sex like that, that doesn't
Speaker 2: always happen.
Speaker 1: As someone that has has had and wants to continue to,
Speaker 1: I definitely moan during real good sex. Maybe I'm not
Speaker 1: doing the whole porn start. Oh my god, I don't it,
Speaker 1: but I'm definitely making noise it could happen.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it doesn't always happen like that.
Speaker 1: I actually had an orgasm that was very embarrassing recently. Uh,
Speaker 1: and it's making me think of you saying quiet, because
Speaker 1: it was like a gush, and I felt something like
Speaker 1: coming up. I was edging and so I'm off to
Speaker 1: come and I'm like and I'm like holding my breath
Speaker 1: a little, and then suddenly it.
Speaker 2: Was like and he was like, yo, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like it was rea ugly ass.
Speaker 1: It almost felt like I was shipting, Like it's like
Speaker 1: that kind of sound I'd rather.
Speaker 2: Than the porn star because that's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: what's your best.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't, like, I know, I don't want
Speaker 3: to say these niggas probably feel like they sucking a nigga.
Speaker 1: But I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, when you like sound like a guy, like I know,
Speaker 2: I'm like aggressive, but like, yeah, i'd be really aggressive
Speaker 2: with it. I don't. I don't really sound like a
Speaker 2: porn start.
Speaker 3: It's crazy because I just did us not like a threesome,
Speaker 3: but it was only like an oral threesome, and we
Speaker 3: were even still both moaning while we were orally.
Speaker 1: Like in the threesome two girls, Yeah, let's go fuck
Speaker 1: the guest. What?
Speaker 2: No, it was great because like you want to do what,
Speaker 2: let's go? That's what I heard. That's what I heard. Okay,
Speaker 2: It's like, wait.
Speaker 1: Was this not the one you told me?
Speaker 2: About exclusive with your guys. Look, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2: Are you exclusive with your guy? We're an open okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, so I have a chance. Vinny really liked
Speaker 2: this little busted.
Speaker 1: Me I got.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to just like, also want
Speaker 2: to just show you, you know, show me what it's
Speaker 2: like the quiet sex is it? Yeah, I just want
Speaker 2: to show you what real good sex. It was great.
Speaker 3: I was my period, so I couldn't be a part
Speaker 3: of it, but I was like, okay. It also started
Speaker 3: off really awkward, like basically, we were all in the
Speaker 3: same room and we have been talking about a threesome.
Speaker 3: But clearly I'm out of I'm out of commission. You
Speaker 3: and I was out of commission. I already let him
Speaker 3: know I was out of commission. But we've been talking
Speaker 3: about threesome school and so we're out at this event
Speaker 3: and there's a bitch there that he already fucks.
Speaker 2: So he texts me and it's like this, I'm talking
Speaker 2: to you with it. I was like, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 2: but you guys and him at the core of the thing,
Speaker 2: she was ing. So that's the problem.
Speaker 3: We set up this threesome in a way that I
Speaker 3: had never set up a threesome. So he walks away.
Speaker 3: It literally texts me, hey, go talk to her and see.
Speaker 1: If she's down what.
Speaker 3: So literally I have to set it up. And so
Speaker 3: I go up to her and I'm like, I'm with
Speaker 3: him tonight. You trying to join us? And I'm I
Speaker 3: literally am like, wait, you've never done no.
Speaker 2: And he usually sets it up.
Speaker 3: No, this was our first time ever doing anything with
Speaker 3: another person, and I'm just I'm just like, I said, what,
Speaker 3: go up and say tell her what he was like,
Speaker 3: Just see if she's with it. And so I go
Speaker 3: up to her and I'm like, yeah, so I'm leaving
Speaker 3: with him tonight. Do you want to leave with both
Speaker 3: of us? And I'm having to just talk don't know
Speaker 3: this girl from.
Speaker 1: Adam, don't you know there anything? So mind you.
Speaker 3: He leaves and she drove to the event. So I'm
Speaker 3: now in the car with her. We're going to link him,
Speaker 3: and I'm talking to her about him the whole way there. No, literally,
Speaker 3: it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: She's like, she's like five parks. So she's like, okay,
Speaker 2: you can ride with me.
Speaker 3: We'll go, And clearly I'm now feeling like I have
Speaker 3: to make her feel comfortable for this because she doesn't
Speaker 3: know me. She's making sure too, She's asking me all
Speaker 3: these questions, like trying to see in what setting I
Speaker 3: am because she doesn't want people to and I was like, no,
Speaker 3: don't worry. We all live in different cities, so luckily
Speaker 3: we're we all live in different cities from each other.
Speaker 2: Someone conversation, small talk about life.
Speaker 3: It was small talk about what she does for a
Speaker 3: and her relationship with him and how long they've been
Speaker 3: fucking with each other and how you know, and so.
Speaker 1: Was it connecting dots? No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: Because I know, I know, I know I'm not the
Speaker 2: only other girl he fucks.
Speaker 1: So yeah. So we get to the room and I
Speaker 1: need a drink.
Speaker 2: Mine.
Speaker 3: You've been drinking on that but I need a drink.
Speaker 3: So he's like, he's like, he's like, there's no drinks
Speaker 3: in here. I said, bullshit. We go to the mini
Speaker 3: bar pull out, We pull out the tequilas we both
Speaker 3: take a shot. So she goes to to kiss him
Speaker 3: and then I go to the bathroom. Then I come back.
Speaker 3: She goes to the bathroom. By the time she comes
Speaker 3: back from the bathroom, his dick is in my mouth.
Speaker 3: I'm already like sucking his dick, and then I like
Speaker 3: lean her to come over, so then she sits up
Speaker 3: and then she starts sucking his dick. And then so
Speaker 3: while she sucks a dick, then I go down to
Speaker 3: the balls and we.
Speaker 2: We are in motion like we know each other.
Speaker 1: It was really your son. And then he sucked her.
Speaker 3: And I watched, and so I made him look at
Speaker 3: me in my eyes while he sucked her. Were you
Speaker 3: like giving some like oh yeah, I was just sitting there.
Speaker 3: So they were like, say, that's the bed chair, the
Speaker 3: chair away from the bed, and I'm just like this, Well,
Speaker 3: he's like sucking her from behind, and her whole face
Speaker 3: is on the couch and she's moaning, and I'm just
Speaker 3: looking at him like pretty much like you're doing such
Speaker 3: a good job. And then and then we we went
Speaker 3: back and sucked him then and then he busted his
Speaker 3: load on both of us and it was a big
Speaker 3: one too.
Speaker 2: It was great. Oh, it was so great.
Speaker 3: And then when she left, did you get to then
Speaker 3: we both left, but to fight the next morning I
Speaker 3: saw the back.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I told.
Speaker 1: You see, I need the aftermath discussion to me.
Speaker 2: Let's get out of each other's face as quick as.
Speaker 1: One is the core relationship. Like my favorite part of as.
Speaker 2: Is like, oh it was so hot or have sex afterwards?
Speaker 1: Both.
Speaker 2: It was four o'clock in.
Speaker 1: The morning and I had to fight at eight and
Speaker 1: had Yeah, you're right, the best pussies after you want
Speaker 1: to with the one you can fuck without a condom?
Speaker 1: Well we don't.
Speaker 2: We always use condoms, but uh yeah, and it was great.
Speaker 2: It was fun me stop being a whore.
Speaker 1: Condoms.
Speaker 2: Well, the fact that like I just like I'm tired
Speaker 2: of using them. I am, I hate it. Well, maybe
Speaker 2: I should get married. No for real, Like I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm like so like just wanting to do that because
Speaker 2: like I just condom suck.
Speaker 1: Honestly, not gonna lie. I love it is the reason
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: I love condom.
Speaker 1: Dick still like feels different for you, especially now.
Speaker 3: That I'm back like into the you know, like out
Speaker 3: of a relationship. It was great not using one in
Speaker 3: a relationship. But the way my anxiety is set up
Speaker 3: with not wanting to be pregnant or catching anything, I'm
Speaker 3: just not interested in having unprotected set.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I had.
Speaker 3: My breast didn't hurt this month and but I was
Speaker 3: taking I was like, well, maybe it broke. I was
Speaker 3: like like I was just scared, Like, no, there's no
Speaker 3: way I want to be scared about getting pregnant right now.
Speaker 2: Like even my thought process. I was like, but I mean,
Speaker 2: I got the money to do it now.
Speaker 1: But the condom. Really, this is what we're doing it
Speaker 1: now because.
Speaker 2: You need a paranoid, a paranoid bitch.
Speaker 1: You don't want the one that's like yeah it's okay,
Speaker 1: paranoid bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. She's like, you don't got
Speaker 2: to send me the money I got. I got this okay, So,
Speaker 2: uh can I say my threesome?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yes? What is the recent threesome?
Speaker 2: Not recent? I haven't had threesome in a long time.
Speaker 2: Probably the whole common thing.
Speaker 1: A couple of years, a couple of years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the hold gun. They need to invent fucking STD
Speaker 2: testing on the spot yoh, or you need to eat
Speaker 2: rap rap rapid lady prep.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of.
Speaker 2: That prepp Doxy's the gay guys.
Speaker 1: Use no so as well, the gay guys are buying
Speaker 1: the doxy prep. But basically it's if you have a
Speaker 1: moment that's unprotected, you can get this pill that you
Speaker 1: take immediately after, almost like a plan B for STDs,
Speaker 1: and it lowers the risk of STDs by sixty eight percent.
Speaker 3: That's not high, Yeah, exactly sixty eight How did just
Speaker 3: be playing some medicine up in me? Play?
Speaker 1: He's only like eighty one percent.
Speaker 2: But when you're doing the three similar column, you have
Speaker 2: to like change the condom every pussy, and you do
Speaker 2: every pussy and you do everything. It's that poor guy's dick. Listen,
Speaker 2: that poor guy he's fucking tooesn't matter. It's like a
Speaker 2: lot of moving parts. Like it has to say, has
Speaker 2: to say there, it has to say erect to switch condoms,
Speaker 2: and it becomes mad mechanical at that point. Okay, make
Speaker 2: them between. I guess if you say I feel bad
Speaker 2: for girl so thick in between, well, I want you
Speaker 2: to taste me, not latex. He's so yeah exactly, I'm
Speaker 2: like mad. I'm not worried about your.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, because you think that in a threesome after
Speaker 3: you just got out of another pussy, that I'm gonna
Speaker 3: taste you look at the narcissism and that if you
Speaker 3: were fucking me without a conom without a condom, you
Speaker 3: you want me to taste you, not latex. Do you
Speaker 3: really think I'm tasting you? I am looking her off
Speaker 3: of you. No, I am not tasting you.
Speaker 2: No, no, No, that's tasting like a pussy dick smoothie smooth,
Speaker 2: that's fire. It's like infusion. That sounds like yeah, crazy,
Speaker 2: but no. But one of my best reasons was it
Speaker 2: was two girls that I had dated before, as opposed
Speaker 2: to like a because I've had a bunch randomly, like
Speaker 2: on the road with strangers. But it was like two
Speaker 2: girls that I see. One was an actual girlfriend, like
Speaker 2: a relationship, and I knew she was a freak, and
Speaker 2: another one was like a freak that was like kind
Speaker 2: of just like a booty call, and like they hated
Speaker 2: each other, you just each other. They hate each other,
Speaker 2: hated each other, but they just at the you know,
Speaker 2: we all went to a club together, and I knew
Speaker 2: that I was just like planting the right seeds, you know.
Speaker 2: I knew I was just like putting the right ingredients
Speaker 2: into the pot and something was about to brew.
Speaker 3: Like can you give some examples on on what seeds
Speaker 3: you dropped to make it?
Speaker 2: No? I mean, I mean, just even though they hated
Speaker 2: each other. I just knew their dynamics so well that
Speaker 2: they would eventually get along sexually and get turned on
Speaker 2: with like just the right dynamics me a fun night out, Espresso,
Speaker 2: Martini Express, some martini, a club, the right hip hop.
Speaker 2: This was back in the day when there was a
Speaker 2: place called Up and Down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Up
Speaker 2: and Down. We went there and uh, you know, at
Speaker 2: the end of the night, it just it had.
Speaker 3: How did you show both of them enough attention to
Speaker 3: where they both not only did not feel jealous of
Speaker 3: each other, but that they both still wanted you because
Speaker 3: you were able to show them both enough attention.
Speaker 2: Well, first, well, that was the first time that it
Speaker 2: was girls that I had a connection to. Usually I
Speaker 2: don't have those problems a lot because just two girls
Speaker 2: no one knows each other, both.
Speaker 1: Kind of ragging. You're like, oh, you know, Vinnie be
Speaker 1: doing da da da da da.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So they did that in the bathroom. I heard
Speaker 2: that when they went to that because I got first
Speaker 2: it was like, hey, how are you like? It was
Speaker 2: all like surface level friendly. But then when they went
Speaker 2: to the bathroom, I heard that one was like asking
Speaker 2: questions like how long have you been talking to him?
Speaker 2: Like the ex ex girl was like starting to get
Speaker 2: a little bit Like at first she was cool about it,
Speaker 2: like being my fuck buddy, but then she started to
Speaker 2: ask the girl a lot of questions, like she wants
Speaker 2: to make sure, like I don't really like her because
Speaker 2: like then then it started to get into like, oh,
Speaker 2: like you never did this with me before. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: we're just like like a retroactive jealousy because like we're
Speaker 2: not together anymore. But she didn't want still didn't want
Speaker 2: that girl me to treat her better, right, I mean
Speaker 2: none of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, so how did you lay it
Speaker 3: out that night to get both.
Speaker 1: Of them in the bed?
Speaker 2: So no, So like that was already established. I didn't
Speaker 2: just like set this like I didn't like trap them,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like it was already established.
Speaker 2: Like I got a girl I think you would fuck with.
Speaker 2: I got a girl. Let's just all go out. Let's
Speaker 2: just all go out because that girl was in New York.
Speaker 2: That girl was from New York. Let's all go to
Speaker 2: a club. And all anybody wants to do when they're
Speaker 2: visiting New York is just party. You just set up
Speaker 2: a party with them, they'll fuck the shit out of you.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like, that's it. I'm like
Speaker 2: the party guy. I remember you were talking about my
Speaker 2: ipipie about sugar Den and ship. Oh yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: got to pay for for pussy. I just gotta like
Speaker 2: kick them out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, as party girl, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh I think I've been the worst trap for men.
Speaker 1: Like I'll go to like these you know, there's a
Speaker 1: place in New York that's open, so like in the morning,
Speaker 1: I go to gospel sometimes or whatever fucking place and
Speaker 1: I'm partying all night, maybe I'm doing drugs, whatever, And
Speaker 1: then suddenly they're like, yo, let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm not. I'm gonna go home, thank you.
Speaker 1: And they're like, i've been with party girl.
Speaker 2: A wait, yeah they thought that you were gonna But
Speaker 2: I do want to know, so I don't chase girls
Speaker 2: into the sunset anymore. Did they fight over.
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, So my my master plan was right. And uh
Speaker 2: they were such freaks that combining them together it just
Speaker 2: it just like I put like the dream team together freaks.
Speaker 1: Like what what was one of the nastiest things that happened.
Speaker 2: I mean, some things I gotta tell you later. You know,
Speaker 2: this is what I'm still on television. I'm still on television.
Speaker 1: But they don't give a fuck. They're watching this shit.
Speaker 2: No white people watch the show, Vinnie, people watch. More
Speaker 2: people watch your show than my show. Bro. Y'all got numbers.
Speaker 2: I look, they're not your dumba. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: not to click on Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: You have a new one coming up right we're on.
Speaker 2: It's airing right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, But it was just a lot of like like
Speaker 2: they were like they were like spitting in each other's mouth,
Speaker 2: in each other's mouth to come before that, just like
Speaker 2: spit and ship like that. Yeah, yeah, what were you
Speaker 2: doing fucking one of them?
Speaker 1: I wait, in each other's mouth is too much to
Speaker 1: say on a sex podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, like, nothing's too much for me to
Speaker 2: say in general, you know, publicly, some things are.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, that's fucking how to spuck. And
Speaker 1: you don't realize how sexy it is to watch the
Speaker 1: spitting in someone's mouth until a threesome. I saw that too,
Speaker 1: one threesome I had.
Speaker 2: Well, usually I'm the one doing it. I don't like
Speaker 2: getting my mouth spit in. I just don't. I mean
Speaker 2: some guys do. I just don't. You know what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Spit roasted, That's what it is. That one like a
Speaker 2: pig ROAs.
Speaker 1: What about when they're stuck in the day, they're like
Speaker 1: like a rot history chicken.
Speaker 2: Oh spin rolls two guys, Yeah, like a rot history chicken.
Speaker 2: I just thought spiros was spitted somebody mouth? No, no,
Speaker 2: is it a split?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: What was happening was the snowballing time out, time out?
Speaker 1: Snowballing?
Speaker 2: Is that when she does it's back to the guy? Yeah,
Speaker 2: with the with the coming amount. No, no, but they
Speaker 2: but they could do it to each other.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I've done that and I really enjoy it.
Speaker 3: And I'm mad because I just recently, I just recently
Speaker 3: had sex with someone that has to do that, and
Speaker 3: he literally was just like, yeah, you're too nasty for me.
Speaker 2: While we're fucking, he was like, yeah, you're filthy.
Speaker 1: I appreciate.
Speaker 2: I appreciate the nastiness of it, and it would turn
Speaker 2: me on that you wanted to do that. But if
Speaker 2: there's come in my mouth, Like then I'm being gad.
Speaker 1: I think that the older you get, the subconscious will
Speaker 1: like break it down.
Speaker 2: Maybe we we always we always pushed the line forward,
Speaker 2: and yeah, there are some lines I just haven't crossed.
Speaker 2: What about like nah ah, no.
Speaker 1: You know you just look like the kombucha girl? Thought
Speaker 1: about it? But you on girl yet?
Speaker 2: No? Like tunk is used to be disgusting to me.
Speaker 2: Now look at me now with cum in your mouth?
Speaker 3: You all I could see was the cup. Oh nah,
Speaker 3: he just came on my face last honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, so they were spitting in each other's mouth,
Speaker 2: you know, because usually I'm the one doing it. But
Speaker 2: it's nice to see it objectively from a third party
Speaker 2: perspective to someone.
Speaker 1: That doesn't have it, hasn't had a threesome before. Isn't
Speaker 1: it interesting that when you're in a threesome, watching someone
Speaker 1: else have sex is the sexiest part of it.
Speaker 3: It can be, but I think for a lot of
Speaker 3: women that's when the jealousy arises. So it is fun.
Speaker 3: If you're into watching someone else have sex.
Speaker 2: You gotta be a cock into it. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 2: be a cock. You gotta be you got there has
Speaker 2: to be a part of your brain that is turned
Speaker 2: on by that. And that's what I was saying on
Speaker 2: that other podcast too, because I was explaining threesomes and like,
Speaker 2: you know, like would I do it? I'm like, I
Speaker 2: would only do it if she had that part of
Speaker 2: her brain where she got turned on by it.
Speaker 1: It's not fun.
Speaker 2: Otherwise it's not fun of that way.
Speaker 1: It's why when a lot of people write us and
Speaker 1: over the years so many times, how do I have
Speaker 1: a threesomes? Someone wants it? I don't. It's like, yo,
Speaker 1: you don't want to be there when the other person
Speaker 1: is just uncomfortable and the body language is not into it,
Speaker 1: like it's not sexy.
Speaker 3: IM like me and old girl after we both suck
Speaker 3: this dick and she got fucked HG's numbers right in
Speaker 3: front of him. Yeah, she was like that was so
Speaker 3: much fun. I was like, and that's why I just
Speaker 3: think it's possible for me to find that in a partner,
Speaker 3: like a long term partner, because I'm like, see, y'all exists.
Speaker 1: But you know what to not have? There's so many
Speaker 1: layers on top of of dating someone that's got money
Speaker 1: and is famous, right with both things, It's like fuck,
Speaker 1: and hot. You could be hello growing on me. All
Speaker 1: I'm saying is I think it's gonna be difficult for you,
Speaker 1: but when you find them, it's gonna be like their gym.
Speaker 1: Because women to be confident enough to date someone like you,
Speaker 1: on top of the fact that they know that there's
Speaker 1: competition out there, to not be jealous when you go
Speaker 1: to an event, when you travel, Like I always thought,
Speaker 1: the hottest girls are the ones that see another hot
Speaker 1: girl and can just be friendly and not weird.
Speaker 2: Like that's the thing, like when you're looking for like
Speaker 2: threesomes and shit, it's not me wanting to do I'm
Speaker 2: not getting turned on by just the two vaginas. I'm
Speaker 2: getting turned on by you seeking it out and enjoying
Speaker 2: it and kicking them up and shit, I'm actually only
Speaker 2: like every girl so worried about the other girl. But
Speaker 2: it's like in that moment, psychologically, I'm attracted to my
Speaker 2: girl more because she's doing all that shit. I'm like, yo,
Speaker 2: she's nasty like me.
Speaker 1: I know. It's like you're going out with your brother. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: This is my fucking best friend. So I have a Vanella.
Speaker 1: Shit this week, this is our sex in the news segment,
Speaker 1: and it's all about flirting in public and how much
Speaker 1: money it could cost you. There's an old anti flirting
Speaker 1: bill that roots back to the nineteen hundreds and it's
Speaker 1: honestly like recome up again.
Speaker 2: So it still exists.
Speaker 1: But basically, when the country was cracking down on alcoholic consumption,
Speaker 1: leaders had a similar disdain for outward flirting, and so
Speaker 1: the original steps towards this law was introduced in nineteen
Speaker 1: oh two, where basically they wanted to criminalize people that
Speaker 1: were putting too much of an effort to catch a
Speaker 1: woman's attention. The anti flirting bill cost twenty five dollars
Speaker 1: in New York City, and there was an Anti Flirt
Speaker 1: Week held in Washington, d C. In nineteen twenty three,
Speaker 1: and there was an anti flirt club prompted by young
Speaker 1: girls and women bothered by unprovoked men passing them in
Speaker 1: cars were on the st And so today there is
Speaker 1: a few things that like vary with this on like
Speaker 1: what district and what places in New York. This exist
Speaker 1: but punishable by a twenty five dollars fine in New
Speaker 1: York City. So the bill never know, it just never
Speaker 1: went away. It's just like I think it's sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a.
Speaker 1: Cat but it's from nineteen oh two.
Speaker 2: Does it still exists?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it never went away. No one, it's not enforced,
Speaker 1: but it's still there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, girls, you can tell a cop like that
Speaker 2: guy just cat called me and he has to pay
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1: Give him a fucking ticket. Yeah, honestly, I love getting
Speaker 1: flirted with.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna say every girl like that exists. But
Speaker 2: then everyone I talk to, they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I love when a guy comes up to me on
Speaker 2: the street. I would never fucking hate it. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: don't go with the girls in the gym street, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Not having guys come up when someone says something disrespectful.
Speaker 1: I don't even count that in the convoy.
Speaker 2: No, not this right, they're just talking about I always
Speaker 2: feel like I'm being you know what I mean, like
Speaker 2: not disrespectful, annoying.
Speaker 1: What's your thing?
Speaker 2: What do you say? Nothing? I don't go up to
Speaker 2: random girls ever, he said, Really, Nah, they can't they
Speaker 2: come up to me.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, you.
Speaker 2: So you don't you don't like shoot your shot in person? No,
Speaker 2: I'm like a pussy because like I did it like
Speaker 2: one time in the last couple of months in the
Speaker 2: gym with some girl. It did, but I didn't like
Speaker 2: it didn't become of anything because my pussy ass was like, oh,
Speaker 2: let me just like plant the seed. And then eventually,
Speaker 2: after a couple of times, I'll ask for the Instagram.
Speaker 1: You don't start with the seed talking you It sounded
Speaker 1: like a farmer.
Speaker 2: You just playing, but none of them are growing. You know, No,
Speaker 2: I don't know those kind of seeds about like metaphor.
Speaker 1: We know they packed the seed back and forth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so and so anyway, so she she she, uh,
Speaker 2: I did that. But then now that I did that,
Speaker 2: and I didn't like take the opportunity right away in
Speaker 2: that moment, I never went up to her again. And
Speaker 2: now I see her and I just like work out
Speaker 2: on the side of her. It's like mad awkward. I
Speaker 2: made it. I made him more weird.
Speaker 1: The gym awkwardness of some and if I was attractive,
Speaker 1: it sucks because it's like, I only want you looking
Speaker 1: at me squating if I think I would fuck you,
Speaker 1: and then if I wouldn't fuck you, now you're just
Speaker 1: harassing me. I feel bad for men actually because there's
Speaker 1: no in between, but for the most part. I don't
Speaker 1: think women want to be hit on in the gym exactly.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't want to do it. But I
Speaker 2: did it because I'm like, what if what if it works?
Speaker 1: What if she wants?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I had a guy asked me where I got my
Speaker 1: leggings once and I said, excuse me, See that's like
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna buy no, and then he goes.
Speaker 1: I just really didn't know what to say.
Speaker 2: I was I'm glad, I admitted that, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out what to say, and
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Like, see, I had something to say because I waited
Speaker 2: for an opening because I saw her running on the
Speaker 2: West Side Highway because I run, and that was my.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm like you you did you go
Speaker 1: running on.
Speaker 2: The West Side Highway. I knew you from from this gym,
Speaker 2: and that was my end and it worked. She was
Speaker 2: like well, at first she did the thing where she
Speaker 2: like pointed out her headphones and I had a heart
Speaker 2: attack because I was like, I was like, yo, it's
Speaker 2: gonna go really bad in a second. But then she
Speaker 2: was taking out her headphone and then she went she
Speaker 2: did this like shy thing she's like, don't tell me
Speaker 2: you saw me, and she's being like cute and playful,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, I'm in. I'm in.
Speaker 1: That's cute. Yeah, because you know when someone doesn't they'll
Speaker 1: give you it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like, but she's like, she's unfriendly. I like
Speaker 2: unfriendly girls. So she's like unfriendly, she's locked in headphones
Speaker 2: and shit. So I feel it's hard to break that
Speaker 2: barrier again.
Speaker 3: I mean at the gym though. I think a lot
Speaker 3: of women want to come off as unfriendly as possible.
Speaker 2: Totally totally. But I'm like, I'm like, maybe, like, what
Speaker 2: does she want Spinny from Jersey Shore to come up? Yo?
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you, have you ever approached a woman?
Speaker 1: And then they fanned out to the point where you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: now I got a backup.
Speaker 2: I'm sure. Yeah, well I'm not fanned out. It happens
Speaker 2: to me on like uh, on the apps and ship, Like,
Speaker 2: if a girl starts talking to me within like five
Speaker 2: seconds starts making like a Jersey Shore reference, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to DM you anymore.
Speaker 1: That's that weird. Yeah, yeah, I actually because I was
Speaker 1: about to.
Speaker 2: Give you my number, but now, I'm like, you're now
Speaker 2: I know that, Like you're about to call someone and
Speaker 2: be like, oh my god, Vinnie from Jersey Shore just
Speaker 2: gave me my number.
Speaker 1: And I've heard this from like rappers and ship. Sure
Speaker 1: you have too about how people treat them like when
Speaker 1: and they're on an app or just meeting someone, and
Speaker 1: then it gets like kind of weird and I I
Speaker 1: can't imagine where the middle ground is. Where do you
Speaker 1: tell someone you've appreciated their art or their entertainment without
Speaker 1: being a fucking weirdo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just picturing all the like the screenshot that
Speaker 2: sending it to the group chat. Look, who's talking to me?
Speaker 2: Like it has to happen.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it too, you know what I'm saying like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I already got you in the group Chaty.
Speaker 3: I'm not on the dating apps and on Instagram you
Speaker 3: could see who were girl.
Speaker 2: That was all test for three weeks and I hated it.
Speaker 1: But I mean I still think that there's definitely someone
Speaker 1: who's screenshots.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, you're just on seeking now.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not on anything.
Speaker 2: I just learned about it. I'm on no dating apps whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Mandy's name on seeking arrangement is I'm not on there.
Speaker 1: You didn't know a friend?
Speaker 2: I'm too old. No, maybe I should get on there.
Speaker 1: I'm teeing arrangement.
Speaker 2: I think mine, Mandy is my name, and now I'm
Speaker 2: like you Google.
Speaker 1: It's Google now.
Speaker 2: So Amanda and Mandy.
Speaker 1: Let's get into the hoarderve, which is our sex tip
Speaker 1: of the week from our guest. Okay, oh, yes, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna need a sex tip from you. You know
Speaker 1: what you said, you have a big dick. What's a
Speaker 1: good big dick tip? By the way, I didn't ask
Speaker 1: him this off camera. We just did Vinnie's podcast an hour.
Speaker 2: It just came up.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for a moment. He can wait to tall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what would be a tip for you to
Speaker 1: give men that have big penises or women trying to
Speaker 1: receive Like, what would you say?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't have like a monster cock? Well you
Speaker 2: said no. It's like the fact that you just used
Speaker 2: the C word that the white person, yes, suck my cock, baby.
Speaker 2: I said it comedically, though I don't say cock. I
Speaker 2: would never say cock in bed on a date or
Speaker 2: anything like. Okay, good appreciate Yeah, yeah, yeah, dick feels right.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, let's talk about your dickens. Do you have
Speaker 1: a two tone dick?
Speaker 2: No, it's it's one color, one flush that's not.
Speaker 1: Curved or is it straight straight? It's drain. Look at that.
Speaker 1: You know. They say curved are the best ones, but
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I heard I don't want a curved I don't.
Speaker 1: Want I don't like to turn them up out.
Speaker 2: It's just like my shit is just like it's just
Speaker 2: like it's not the biggest thing ever, but it's just
Speaker 2: like so proportional. Well if it was the biggest thing ever,
Speaker 2: we would know. How do you have a proportionate Well,
Speaker 2: people think that when people say I'm a big dick
Speaker 2: out there, because like you girls have told stories and
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, and then let.
Speaker 1: Me let me look.
Speaker 2: Well I think I think like it's behind like a paywall. Now,
Speaker 2: Oh no, nothing is.
Speaker 1: You can't find it.
Speaker 2: No, but on Jersey Shore, she's married. Now I want
Speaker 2: to be respectful. But one of them when we hooked up,
Speaker 2: said that I had a big dick, and she went
Speaker 2: like this, Oh I know, you were so happy. I
Speaker 2: was so happy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing good. There's nothing. But if someone said
Speaker 1: I'm a nice person with a good heart, where I
Speaker 1: great pussy? I don't want them great pussy to be?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 2: Was it not weird that your mom revealed.
Speaker 1: Your penis size?
Speaker 2: I don't know what particle mom may have rebuilt his
Speaker 2: penis size on, just family.
Speaker 1: Vacations, clickbake.
Speaker 2: No, but my mom, like my mom came to my
Speaker 2: Chippendale show.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah, tell us about that. I did ask
Speaker 1: for the big dick tip, which we're.
Speaker 2: Gonna go back to, guys, which question do you want?
Speaker 2: Give me the dick tip?
Speaker 1: Fine?
Speaker 2: Man, he stops googling my dick. You're not gonna find
Speaker 2: my dick. I just meant stories like they're always referring
Speaker 2: to it as big, and it's not really big. It's
Speaker 2: just it's just it's just proportional, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Why do you keep saying that to your height? No, Like,
Speaker 2: it's just like the head to the shaft to the
Speaker 2: the girth, you know what I mean, just a good ratio.
Speaker 1: Have you felt like women?
Speaker 2: Yeah, people are tracked at the symmetry more than anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you metric.
Speaker 2: It's a nice symmetrical dick.
Speaker 1: Let's give a.
Speaker 2: Good tip for men that are girthy. I'm not that girthy. Wait,
Speaker 2: what tip you give into a guy with a big dick?
Speaker 1: What do you mean a lot of dudes don't with
Speaker 1: big dicks, do not have good sex game because they're
Speaker 1: just jamming it in.
Speaker 2: There isn't the advertise erect dick like five and a
Speaker 2: half inches. See I'm a minority.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to sect it from you.
Speaker 2: Well, I just found it out today. In horrible decisions,
Speaker 2: I told you one of mine before was that it
Speaker 2: doesn't always have to be loud. You know what the
Speaker 2: girl should be doing Rather than screaming, she should be
Speaker 2: fucking squeezing you so hard because you can't contain her orgasm.
Speaker 3: Squeezing men like shared on your show that every girl
Speaker 3: doesn't even come, so how can I I mean, not
Speaker 3: every girl can.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Not every girl.
Speaker 2: Can come during sex. Sienna doesn't come during sex. And
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: It's my first time coming from a vaginal orgasm was
Speaker 1: recently though, and I would just touch my fing but
Speaker 1: it takes time to get there. But you're telling me
Speaker 1: you don't at least you pussy till they do it.
Speaker 1: If they came, I would eat the pussy until she came.
Speaker 1: But some girls just like don't have orgasms, and some
Speaker 1: girls have them every five seconds. Some girls don't masturbate,
Speaker 1: some girls don't watch porn.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: This is why we have the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just don't you know, It's just not something
Speaker 2: that's part of their repertoire. And then some of them
Speaker 2: are busted nuts.
Speaker 1: Like dudes, We've recommended into anyone listening that hasn't had
Speaker 1: their first orgasm yet, please masturbate. No one is gonna
Speaker 1: make you come harder the first time than you. You
Speaker 1: have got to figure out what it is that your
Speaker 1: body likes, what it enjoys. I also have no shame
Speaker 1: with touching my clip during sex. I don't care how
Speaker 1: insecure it makes a guy.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that. Yeah, like it could be hot,
Speaker 2: it could be hot. Yeah yeah, yeah. So like if
Speaker 2: it like if I know that, like I gotta be
Speaker 2: doing like something, like I gotta you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 2: if I feel like this dick is not doing anything
Speaker 2: and it's just going into a hole and that's the
Speaker 2: only thing causing the pleasure, then I would be a
Speaker 2: little insecure. Okay, do you feel like it does something
Speaker 2: like so already, Like I'm very sensual, but only but
Speaker 2: only with some girls that like I really funck with.
Speaker 2: I'm not kissing as strangers off the street. I think
Speaker 2: kissing is more sensual than fucking.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know what home men say this
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: I used to kiss guys. Yeah, I still don't care
Speaker 2: how you could do it sexual condom on, you're not
Speaker 2: even touching the person technical you're not even you're inside
Speaker 2: of them, but you're not touching them. You really, that's
Speaker 2: fucking with the condom on, You're not You're not Your
Speaker 2: skin isn't touching the other person's skin. When you're kissing
Speaker 2: each other, you're like your balls are slapping up against
Speaker 2: my my pussy. If you are kidding me with the condo,
Speaker 2: I'm being a little bit salacious. You are inside the person,
Speaker 2: but I'm just I'm just saying it's like less intimate
Speaker 2: to me than the kissing part.
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, I guess all right. I actually could see
Speaker 1: how kissing can be more intimate than just like quick fuck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now tell me.
Speaker 2: Also, that's why I also care about a girl like
Speaker 2: I'd be more tight about a girl, like giving a
Speaker 2: guy head than fucking him. That's more intimate to me,
Speaker 2: his dick in your mouth. The guys are agreen, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: But it's just because you kiss girls and you don't
Speaker 1: want to kiss your bitch with no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's just that, like it's just that,
Speaker 2: like if she fucked the guy with a condom on,
Speaker 2: it's like, first of all, you didn't even touch him.
Speaker 1: I left this rule.
Speaker 2: Second second, second of all, it.
Speaker 1: Helps y'all out.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like, no.
Speaker 1: We got to go with this.
Speaker 2: I didn't even touch him. He used to condo.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy, though, I think this is also
Speaker 3: coming because you have this symmetrical, pretty dick.
Speaker 2: Like I think a man with a small.
Speaker 3: Penis because he would probably think of if the other
Speaker 3: guy fucked better, like he would go into being upset
Speaker 3: if like was it big?
Speaker 1: Did it fill you up bigger?
Speaker 3: Like I think men with small dicks would care another girl.
Speaker 2: See where my head is going is like I know
Speaker 2: that at least he went through some kind of struggle
Speaker 2: to fuck you, because like, fucking a girl isn't easy. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: your dick sucked is easy?
Speaker 1: Really? Wait?
Speaker 2: Now you're looking for for male support. Wait what do
Speaker 2: you mean? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait, wait for the man.
Speaker 2: If you fuck, you gotta be you gotta be, you
Speaker 2: gotta be athletic with it for the.
Speaker 1: Men in the room.
Speaker 2: Is it easier to get your dick sucked than it
Speaker 2: is to actually fuck?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: Women are just sucking dick?
Speaker 1: But I really want to wait wait he's saying the active. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait I did I thought you meant getting a girl
Speaker 1: to do it?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I mean the active, the
Speaker 2: ACTIVI the act.
Speaker 1: What's the difference between them?
Speaker 2: You're basically speaking, you're just sitting there and the girl
Speaker 2: is doing all of the work and you don't have to.
Speaker 2: And it's very I don't want to say the word degrading.
Speaker 2: When I say degrading, I said, but like it's like
Speaker 2: it's like she's sucking your dick, like your dick is
Speaker 2: in her mouth. Yes, exactly, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So when you right, she's a munch. When you're fucking,
Speaker 2: you got to perform, bro, You got to get your
Speaker 2: with the condom on.
Speaker 1: You gotta perform that.
Speaker 2: Guys going that guy's going through anxiety. Yo on the condom?
Speaker 2: On No, I wear condoms if he just hates them,
Speaker 2: he said, they're excruciating. I won't do it if I'm
Speaker 2: like if I'm seeing somebody, yeah yeah, if I'm like
Speaker 2: dating someone, you know, like in a situationship, like, I won't.
Speaker 2: That's my time to.
Speaker 1: Shine now talk to us about being a stripper.
Speaker 2: But you know the other I gotta be really visually
Speaker 2: turned on to be to wear the condom. It's not
Speaker 2: like it actually sucks because like, if I want to
Speaker 2: have like spiritual sex with someone, it's hard for god,
Speaker 2: it's hard for me to like wear the condom because
Speaker 2: I'm I don't see her like that. What is spiritual sex?
Speaker 2: Can you explain spiritual sex? Please? It's like a psychological
Speaker 2: like it's like a like I want to make love
Speaker 2: to you. I want to make passionate sex to you.
Speaker 2: But if like you took me to like riviera and
Speaker 2: queens and there was some like hot bitch torque in it, likelih,
Speaker 2: my dick is like the condoms ready, bro, it will
Speaker 2: slide right up on that bitch. This ship is hard
Speaker 2: as fuck, you know what I mean. She's a little
Speaker 2: bit like she has some fucking se section scars, she
Speaker 2: got fucking tattoos. Like that's just turning. That's like visually,
Speaker 2: like is.
Speaker 1: That why you're your life? You getting hard thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I do get the spiritual section. I get what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. It's a lot of talking. Is that I gazing?
Speaker 2: It's like kissing a lot of kissing, really really intimate
Speaker 2: and also like my dick, like I kind of wanted
Speaker 2: to like grow with you. You can't do that with
Speaker 2: the condom. You have to be hard first full ship.
Speaker 1: No, he's right, because the condom all in.
Speaker 2: You, but it has to be hard at first to
Speaker 2: slide it on, you know what I'm saying. But without
Speaker 2: it you can have like a semi and then and
Speaker 2: then you can cond That's the fun of it all,
Speaker 2: you know. I'm trying to think.
Speaker 1: I've had a guy that definitely was struggling so much
Speaker 1: with the condom on And it's like I say that
Speaker 1: I got a guy literally.
Speaker 3: In me with a condom and it went soft and
Speaker 3: he literally told me I don't wear condoms and I said, oh, well,
Speaker 3: this isn't gonna work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we literally did not have sex.
Speaker 1: I think I.
Speaker 2: Shared this on Patreon. No, it's it's bad.
Speaker 1: I say, oh at that point, oh, because then they're
Speaker 1: and wrapped around not fucking, and they're they're also nervous
Speaker 1: because they know you're waiting. It's like, what do you do?
Speaker 2: It's over.
Speaker 3: I'm not ahead person, so you're just gonna suck my pussy.
Speaker 2: I'm tired and we were drunk already something. Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 1: I learned something about my pussy this week that I
Speaker 1: have never known before. And this might be a horder.
Speaker 1: I stopped meant a lot sometimes during head because like
Speaker 1: sometimes it's a little too hard and it's not like
Speaker 1: they're eating my pussy heart. I just don't like my
Speaker 1: clip being sucked on that much as someone that can
Speaker 1: come from like rubbing up against the couch. It's just
Speaker 1: a lot of stimulation. It's sometimes too much, so when
Speaker 1: it's direct on the clip, I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I got my pussy.
Speaker 1: Eight just from like kissing and like popsicle licking almost,
Speaker 1: That's how would describe it as Like lightly, I came
Speaker 1: so hard. I was like, damn, this might be the
Speaker 1: slowest somebody ever went down.
Speaker 2: I love when it's a girl like you, because I'm
Speaker 2: like it's gonna be easy day to work for me.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, I literally told about one time. It's
Speaker 1: not you, it's me, So stop acting like you made
Speaker 1: me come so great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the best, because Yo, some of them like
Speaker 2: are out there like I'm not like I'm going.
Speaker 1: Hard as fuck, and like they don't even feel it.
Speaker 1: They're like.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, And I'm like, how hard
Speaker 2: can I go?
Speaker 1: But the only bad thing is like, how.
Speaker 2: Many fingers do you haunt? I already got, I already
Speaker 2: got the fist in there.
Speaker 1: I come to you. If I come to.
Speaker 2: Somebody, Okay, I wonder what I did with that model,
Speaker 2: then i'd be able to wear a conn that's going
Speaker 2: on is disgusting, Yeah, it's a different part in my brea.
Speaker 2: No disgusting, good, No disgusting.
Speaker 1: Great. So I fucked this girl. This was years ago,
Speaker 1: and basically she wanted two fingers, then three fingers, then
Speaker 1: four fingers, and then she goes five fingers. So Vandy's like, well,
Speaker 1: you fisted her. I'm like, no, it was just five
Speaker 1: fingers fingers because I didn't really like the.
Speaker 2: Then and then. But even if you go like this,
Speaker 2: that's still fisting. Bro, that's not fisting. That is fist.
Speaker 1: So that's a gotta.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the italic, like, hey, ho, you doing.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Can you get into stripping? Island? Got ship? Yeah, we
Speaker 2: gotta get into stripping. Now did you show you we
Speaker 2: gotta go thing?
Speaker 1: We only got the ship for hours? I know you
Speaker 1: rushing us? No, no, no, you were late. I was
Speaker 1: one minute late late.
Speaker 2: Enough to which is also shocking because you're white. I
Speaker 2: told you, spicy white, one minute late.
Speaker 1: So were you showing your dick when you were stripping?
Speaker 2: No? Did you do the little elephant trunk tail? And like, no,
Speaker 2: help jump? No helicopter, you make it jump?
Speaker 1: Then we can skip this.
Speaker 2: It's more yeah, no, no, no, the the stuff is
Speaker 2: more about behind the stripper show.
Speaker 1: So you did Chippendale's.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Chippendale's is a show in a theater in
Speaker 2: Las Vegas where there's lighting and tech guys and wardrobe.
Speaker 2: So shockingly this wardrobe, because like they change him into
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 3: Little thunder down. I went to I went to Magic
Speaker 3: Mike and Chippendale's. Yeah, shout out to whoever it is.
Speaker 3: They're fans of horrible decisions. So I just wrote the
Speaker 3: page and they were like, yeah, come ye.
Speaker 1: And it's interesting because yeah, the wardrobe, they have scenes
Speaker 1: like it's like Broadway.
Speaker 2: Almost, it's like an off Broadway play. It's yeah, that's exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's illegal to actually show dick on an actual
Speaker 2: stage like that, so that everyone's wearing a cock sock.
Speaker 2: Did you have the print?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Like, could you show your print?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Did you do?
Speaker 2: They never show the front? Oh you you flashed to
Speaker 2: the front during certain dances, Like there was this one
Speaker 2: dance I did where at the very very end before
Speaker 2: the lights went out, I like ripped my boxers off
Speaker 2: and it looks like she's seeing my dick, but she
Speaker 2: sees it, but the audience doesn't see it. The audience
Speaker 2: never sees the s what I see.
Speaker 1: That's a strip club.
Speaker 2: It's not a strip club.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to like a real show.
Speaker 2: The guys are gay. They can do backflips, they sing,
Speaker 2: they went to Juilliard.
Speaker 1: How many straight ones were you working with?
Speaker 2: There's a couple of straight ones and then I would
Speaker 2: say it's like fifty to fifty.
Speaker 3: My girl was they one of the ones dancing and
Speaker 3: me and my friends just wouldn't believe that he was straight. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was just like, not right, no way.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't think any way either.
Speaker 2: They have a couple there that are just the eye candy.
Speaker 2: They've put them in the back, but like the main
Speaker 2: core ones are like dancers, like they were in tap
Speaker 2: dance school since they were kids.
Speaker 1: So what the fuck were you doing?
Speaker 2: So I'm famous, So I know you don't know who
Speaker 2: I am weezy, but I'm not that girl on Riyah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but now they hire like celebrity guest hosts to come
Speaker 2: do residencies there for six weeks out of time. So
Speaker 2: like I would live in Vegas for six weeks. That's
Speaker 2: where the host stories come in. But I would live
Speaker 2: in Vegas for six weeks. They would put me up
Speaker 2: in like a penthouse and not too much fun. It
Speaker 2: was amazing, And I'd work Friday through Sunday and make
Speaker 2: a crazy amount of money and like Tyson Beckford did
Speaker 2: it before me. And they always have someone from like
Speaker 2: you know, Dancing with the Stars or something like that. Yeah, damn,
Speaker 2: they just slap a bow tie on them. They're looking
Speaker 2: for like some kind of person from like a reality
Speaker 2: show or something. That would sell tickets.
Speaker 1: To be honest, when I'm in Vegas, I always appreciate
Speaker 1: that because I love live shows and anything. And if
Speaker 1: I just google whatever the date is, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: look there's that one guy from this ye what's cool
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: And they pay money too, because like, no one wants
Speaker 2: to go in the desert, so comedians DJ's everybody like
Speaker 2: the casinos will get them out there. They'll be like,
Speaker 2: we're giving you a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I've seen Hannah Burner on that Bellagio screen were We're
Speaker 1: up for a Viennaward last year and before that. So
Speaker 1: we went this year and literally I saw so many
Speaker 1: friends on different billboards and shit like that, and I'm like, damn, bro,
Speaker 1: I need to start telling the jokes out here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So wait, is that why you're like reinventing for comedy?
Speaker 1: Have you realized that the comedians are really making this money?
Speaker 2: No? No, I'm I'm that's the opposite like comedian comedy
Speaker 2: unless like you're at the highest highest level. I'm doing
Speaker 2: comedy for free every single night. You know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 2: when I'm passionate about something, I don't really pay attention
Speaker 2: to the money.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: You know, like we're about to start doing like a
Speaker 2: public show in New York. It'll be announced soon, and
Speaker 2: like you know the amount of work the podcasting too,
Speaker 2: I'm like I'm spending money on top. Any of these guys,
Speaker 2: did you dance with them?
Speaker 1: So? Look which one was your friend?
Speaker 2: Anty?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: No, so I that's Jason Michael, that's the host, that's Ricky,
Speaker 2: that's he was on another reality show. I brought him on.
Speaker 2: That's okay, what so they brought They brought me on stage. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I know all these guys, I usually be the
Speaker 2: one in the middle.
Speaker 3: Okay, and maybe I'll post this to the Instagram.
Speaker 1: See definitely not good looking. Don't be picking these black dudes. No,
Speaker 1: I know, you know when you look at black man
Speaker 1: and you know they only fun white girls, not him.
Speaker 1: He definitely just does this ship just for fun. No, okay,
Speaker 1: well just that's a real He was like Beyonce's backup dancer.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, he's a real dancer. The other dude, I
Speaker 2: think was like not real. I don't even know it
Speaker 2: looks they brought me on stage.
Speaker 1: It was hot.
Speaker 2: Jason's gay, He's like he does like dragon.
Speaker 1: He was like look at these fun bags.
Speaker 2: Wait, so look at he does.
Speaker 1: Look at this, bro, Look you were at the bottom
Speaker 1: of the top.
Speaker 2: No, look Google, Look.
Speaker 3: He's in the This is what the show is like.
Speaker 3: So they're on stage. He's literally naked, and look he's
Speaker 3: pouring water down and but you see what make me
Speaker 3: he's covering his his penis.
Speaker 2: Time, Google, Vinnie shower scene.
Speaker 1: Wait, the shower. We're gonna put it in the clip.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, yeah, we want to put it in the clip.
Speaker 1: Okay, but before we get out of here, let's have
Speaker 1: you help us with our home mail. Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: have our listeners right in every single week if you
Speaker 1: haven't yet, horrible decisions at gmail dot com. Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: Mandy and Whezy, I hope y'all are doing good. And
Speaker 1: then y'all put this on the podcast because when I
Speaker 1: told my homegirls this story the other night, they were dying.
Speaker 1: I was listening at work and one of my coworkers said,
Speaker 1: Mandy and her had the same class in high school.
Speaker 1: Side No, Wheezy, I'm the one that joined your ig
Speaker 1: live and told okay, girl gets the story before I
Speaker 1: jump into the story. I was always the one saying
Speaker 1: this would never happen to me for background purposes. I'm
Speaker 1: twenty five, black in German and he's type.
Speaker 2: So I've met you always in Germany.
Speaker 1: Wait, how are we in school together? She said her
Speaker 1: friend had a class with But she's black in German.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean.
Speaker 2: That's black and one talking about Adriana.
Speaker 1: No, she's talking about herself. I'm twenty five in black
Speaker 1: and German. So I met this guy. Been talking to
Speaker 1: an ig for a while. He's twenty five and in Israeli,
Speaker 1: by the way, giving the vibes of Massimo. I'll drop
Speaker 1: a pic of him. But he got out of relationship
Speaker 1: like six months ago, and we were on some chill vibes.
Speaker 2: If he sticks.
Speaker 1: Around after this, he might be a real one. He's
Speaker 1: kind of throwing out relationship vibes, but I'm keeping it
Speaker 1: chill and it wouldn't surprise me if he does date
Speaker 1: later down the line. But I just don't want to
Speaker 1: walk around delusional and confused over a man. I meet him,
Speaker 1: Long story short, We fuck in the back of a truck.
Speaker 1: He was doing his thing, and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: he deserves some head. My gag reflex is really bad,
Speaker 1: so prior I made sure not to eat anything, and
Speaker 1: I even use deep throats pray. He had me in
Speaker 1: a headlock, slammed my head down, and you already know
Speaker 1: where this is about to go. I low key gagged
Speaker 1: and spit up on this man's stick in the back
Speaker 1: of this truck. I was so embarrassed. It wasn't too crazy,
Speaker 1: but it was dark, and I wondered if he noticed.
Speaker 1: What's crazy?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: It happened right as he was about to come and
Speaker 1: I genuinely don't know if he realized I threw up
Speaker 1: or if he played it off. It was dark as fuck.
Speaker 1: We were just talking and chilling after and I didn't
Speaker 1: have the motivation to try again since I was so
Speaker 1: traumatized and embarrassed. If it makes it on the podcast,
Speaker 1: please ask a man what their thoughts are, because I
Speaker 1: feel like men would be like, hell, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: seeing her again? Or would this guy want me to
Speaker 1: come back? Would this be interesting? He also said he
Speaker 1: wants me to come back to his place to smoke
Speaker 1: and have some wine. Does this mean he might have
Speaker 1: feelings for me?
Speaker 2: This is like a fake question. I feel Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 1: This is where their brain goes when they're like she
Speaker 1: said to Lulu, should I start or should a man start?
Speaker 2: Well, she asked for a man's advice. I mean you're
Speaker 2: asking the wrong man because that sounds like the perfect
Speaker 2: Friday night to me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like does he have feelings for her because he invited
Speaker 1: her over his home?
Speaker 2: Well, we were asked about the spitting up hard on
Speaker 2: the other part. I went right to the other ship.
Speaker 1: I went to the most delusional.
Speaker 2: But go ahead, yo, Like that is. First of all,
Speaker 2: I don't like when the girl says she has no
Speaker 2: gag reflex. I need some gag. She has a lot
Speaker 2: of a bad gag reefing, Yeah, I need a bad
Speaker 2: gag reflex. I want to hear some choking. I want
Speaker 2: to get some feed from feedback. You don't want silence,
Speaker 2: after all, I don't want silence. I don't want a
Speaker 2: silent blow job. I don't want to sail on the job.
Speaker 1: I just want to silence.
Speaker 2: Fake moan. Yeah, because you're you're shaking, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? You can't speak. Your soul is leaving your body.
Speaker 2: Sure you're it'll happen, No worry, you'll see. But the
Speaker 2: head though, oh my god, Like I love like the
Speaker 2: perfect amount of spit up. It's the best.
Speaker 1: But it's the thick mucci thick mucasine. It's still white,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But it's like, uh, it's like a little it's just thicker.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's like spit on steroids. Wait, what if
Speaker 2: you was throw up? I mean, if it was throw up,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I mean I wouldn't like like it, but
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I would I would like. I like it
Speaker 2: in the moment, but like, but like I wouldn't, you know,
Speaker 2: wouldn't turned me off at all, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: especially if she owned it, if she was like, kept
Speaker 2: going away. No, I don't like it. Just leave it,
Speaker 2: just keep going. I think that has been one of
Speaker 2: the most uncons for me.
Speaker 3: No, I've thrown up, but it didn't throw up on
Speaker 3: the dick, but I've swallowed it back in.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now I feel bad for your acid indigestion and
Speaker 2: mind you already have a reflex. Yeah, it's painful. We
Speaker 2: know what that feels like.
Speaker 3: And now I'm done sucking dick. I'll go to lick
Speaker 3: your balls and then that's it. I've definitely I'm done.
Speaker 2: I'm done. Let it go next time.
Speaker 1: I'm done. After that, I the watering.
Speaker 2: I just had to swallow back up my throw up.
Speaker 1: You know what's the worst part. When I liked it,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing? Like this is like
Speaker 1: we're what if it's no, that isn't good.
Speaker 2: Not too much, but the right amount. For sure. It
Speaker 2: has to be dripping. I want to see it dripping
Speaker 2: chain like little icicles.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I love when the makeup gets sucked up.
Speaker 1: And then you were like, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, there's nothing hotter than like a spitty chin,
Speaker 2: nothing hotter in But this is a sex education one.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you guys, all right, let the spit
Speaker 2: kind of go. Let it like, you know, have a
Speaker 2: little beard, little beard of spin, little go tea. And
Speaker 2: then and then that's a good one. While we're fucking
Speaker 2: we're looking at that, likes like like like keep it on,
Speaker 2: keep it one.
Speaker 1: That all right now? So she had this spit up thing.
Speaker 1: I agree with Benny. Can everyone in the room agree? Definitely.
Speaker 1: That's not a deal breaker.
Speaker 2: No, not a deal breaker unless I hear a lot
Speaker 2: of girls say like, oh I had a guy that
Speaker 2: like didn't like that, and shit, which maybe they're lying
Speaker 2: or I don't know, or maybe some guys just don't
Speaker 2: I'm a freak.
Speaker 1: Last part Again, I feel like the men would either
Speaker 1: be like, hell, no, I'm not seeing her again, or
Speaker 1: do like this guy and say he wanted me to
Speaker 1: come back to his place to smoke and have wine.
Speaker 2: Does this mean he might have feelings for me?
Speaker 1: Girl? I am so embarrassed to tell you what I think.
Speaker 1: I feel like we about to lose a listener. So
Speaker 1: you got she gotta know? Can't never the same bitch?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: I already think Matt bitch is living de Lulu. A
Speaker 3: man inviting you over to smoke and drake wine does
Speaker 3: not mean he's into you, doesn't mean he likes you,
Speaker 3: doesn't mean he wants to be with you.
Speaker 1: It is the most low effort thing he could have done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's definitely more low Okay that's true,
Speaker 2: but still it's down there. It's down there. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: bars in the hell bro in the bar?
Speaker 1: Does he have feelings for you? When you typed that out?
Speaker 1: Were you did you proof read like no feeling? Honestly,
Speaker 1: that's insane. You sucked his dick in the back of
Speaker 1: the truck. He invited you to smoke and have wine.
Speaker 2: Babe.
Speaker 1: He just didn't want to do it again in a truck.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, I'm a bitch again on the couch, right.
Speaker 2: What when there's a real connection there, I get excited
Speaker 2: about taking someone on a date. Yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, whining and dying in them A little bit
Speaker 2: exciting that.
Speaker 1: I mean, y'all was already in the truck. He could
Speaker 1: have took you out.
Speaker 2: Six Yeah, you were in the truck to take you up.
Speaker 2: I got a win already, probably.
Speaker 3: Barefoot what they probably had had a little seven.
Speaker 1: Nine in our Why. I also want to just add
Speaker 1: to anyone listening that may be like, oh, yeah, haha,
Speaker 1: that's true, of course obviously. No, there are so many
Speaker 1: things a man can do that means nothing, honestly, Like,
Speaker 1: we have got to stop thinking that nice gestures mean his.
Speaker 3: Friends, his family, don't mean he won't you. There's a
Speaker 3: lot of things that I think that he wants you
Speaker 3: when he asks to be with you, that's it.
Speaker 1: Traditionally speaking, I think that meeting friends and family means something,
Speaker 1: But the casualness of today, I don't really know, Like
Speaker 1: how many bitches have met somebody's mom at this point
Speaker 1: or in friends, it's like, if I'm out, you'll probably
Speaker 1: mean him. Like I think, there's gotta you've got to
Speaker 1: really say it out of your mouth. You mean a
Speaker 1: lot to me, like showing me and telling me, not
Speaker 1: just actions, because the actions aren't enough. I've definitely been
Speaker 1: played by actions, you know what I mean? Thinking that
Speaker 1: the amount of time I'm spending with someone means that
Speaker 1: it's moving forward in a certain directions, I do think
Speaker 1: it means both. I also think when someone starts sacrificing
Speaker 1: for you, that's when you can tell that the interest
Speaker 1: is growing. I don't want to say be with you yet,
Speaker 1: because I think that you could just start dating someone
Speaker 1: and you're trying to read it right. Obviously, when someone
Speaker 1: wants to be with you, you know for sure, but
Speaker 1: just to see that the trend is getting there, the sacrificing.
Speaker 1: Maybe you have an important date or event that they
Speaker 1: make time to see you for. Maybe they're prioritizing you
Speaker 1: in a way, adding you to their plans. That's a
Speaker 1: really really big tailor for me. I've noticed in my
Speaker 1: most serious relationships they were inviting me to events in
Speaker 1: their life that meant something to them. Maybe it was
Speaker 1: a friend's baby shower or a wedding or something like that.
Speaker 2: I know what Mandy's saying is that made me nothing.
Speaker 1: But I've just noticed in my relationship experiences that's what
Speaker 1: I've seen the largest difference between casual and it's getting serious.
Speaker 2: I'm not taking any girl out doing all those things
Speaker 2: unless I had some intentions of having a future with them.
Speaker 2: At this point, I got friends, though I was a
Speaker 2: little bit meeting friends, we would be like established as friends,
Speaker 2: and then we could hang out and go to the
Speaker 2: family parties and ship, but it would be established. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I met friends like her meeting your friends.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I used to be mad casual about that when I
Speaker 2: was younger, Like I used to like bring girls to
Speaker 2: like because I saw my older cousins and stuff like
Speaker 2: bring girls around all the time. So I thought that
Speaker 2: was like the cool thing to do. But it was
Speaker 2: kind of fucked up because the girl probably thought, like,
Speaker 2: this is something serious. Yeah, and you know, but now,
Speaker 2: like I'm so picky about who meets who, who's hanging
Speaker 2: out with my friends or if it is my friends,
Speaker 2: I'll be like, guys, this is not that I just
Speaker 2: wanted to have a game night, and I'm just starting
Speaker 2: to get to know this girl. But I still have
Speaker 2: to have some kind of real base level attraction to
Speaker 2: her to even do that. Okay, I come out with friends,
Speaker 2: and it.
Speaker 1: Is something that you do when you want to take
Speaker 1: an all light these niggas.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm still okay, Mandy's recovering right now now. I mean
Speaker 3: even with my ex, I feel like we got together
Speaker 3: because of the pandemic. I don't know. I haven't dated
Speaker 3: or pursued a guy or been interested in one in
Speaker 3: a very long time after my ex. I mean even
Speaker 3: before him, it was all casual. I wasn't really pursuing anyone.
Speaker 1: I don't like these niggas even when you wanted to,
Speaker 1: when you were interested as the one. You can't think
Speaker 1: of anything that you did a little bit.
Speaker 2: Differently like sacrifice. Say I just started cooking for a nigga. No,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even cooking.
Speaker 3: For these niggas. Y'a can run a taste back to
Speaker 3: cooking for guys.
Speaker 2: It was sex.
Speaker 3: I mind you, I'm going on lavish vacations with niggas
Speaker 3: and being able to bring my friends. My mind of
Speaker 3: dating is very skewte and I always meet the friends
Speaker 3: because I'm in sweets with the family, like those things happened.
Speaker 1: She means, I just hate for its sweets. By the way,
Speaker 1: I mean both, I know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: The way, I hate the pressure that at this age,
Speaker 2: I hate the pressure that the friends put on you.
Speaker 2: Like I would introduce anyone to friends. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I know that this is nothing, but they're start to
Speaker 2: ask questions and they start to be like I've had
Speaker 2: to like really convince people. I'll be like, yo, like
Speaker 2: this girl is not that she's just like she's coming
Speaker 2: to dinner, but she's and they're like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I think this is the one.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I want us with somebody so bad. It's
Speaker 4: so exactly, especially on Jersey Shore, like on our show.
Speaker 4: So our show like evolved, like we used to just
Speaker 4: be parting and everyone has kids and married blah, and
Speaker 4: now when you bring someone on the show, it's like
Speaker 4: this like huge thing about like introducing your wife or
Speaker 4: a husband to.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're bringing someone on a show.
Speaker 2: No, well, Jersey Shore back in the day was like
Speaker 2: we would bring girls on the show. We met a
Speaker 2: second ago hooking up, you know what I mean, and
Speaker 2: like it wasn't so a lot of them are always
Speaker 2: asking me like how come like you keep that shit
Speaker 2: so private. I'm like, I'm not going to bring just
Speaker 2: anybody on a TV show and change their life.
Speaker 1: So you went from Jersey whore to just regular.
Speaker 2: It's called Jersey Shore Family Vacation. Everyone has a family
Speaker 2: and everyone comes here the single one. I'm the single one.
Speaker 1: Yeah out of everyone. Oh, I actually want to watch
Speaker 1: this now. We'll tell everybody what day comes on, what
Speaker 1: time and also where to find your new podcast.
Speaker 2: So Jersey Shore Family Vacation eight pm on MTV.
Speaker 1: So you know we stream now, so what do we do?
Speaker 1: It's on Hulu.
Speaker 2: Okay, I the energy even from my own I was
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Speaker 3: has been yet another episode of Horrible Decisions.
Speaker 1: Be welcome back to another episode on our Patreon, which
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Speaker 1: just gonna see here and shoot you all the shit.
Speaker 3: I'll shoot you all the ship, shoot y'all the ship.
Speaker 3: I can't say that, like shoot the ship. You ain't
Speaker 3: never heard of shoot the ship. Yeah, but shoot y'all,
Speaker 3: shoot y'all the ship. We No, I can't say that,
Speaker 3: we're not gonna do this. I'm gonna shoot you the ship.
Speaker 3: Were shooting y'all the ship?
Speaker 1: Sure, baby, Okay.
Speaker 3: Anyways, I actually we gotta be able to schedule this
Speaker 3: because this is considered a part two continuation of a
Speaker 3: regular episode. But y'all know we be voke recording, so
Speaker 3: here it is. But wanted to, you know, keep it flowing,
Speaker 3: keep it going.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we are at the point where you said
Speaker 1: he is super ambitious the okay, so I really like him.
Speaker 3: Then I share with you the nigga that I fucked
Speaker 3: after not fucking for almost four years, right, and now
Speaker 3: I fucked and it's good.
Speaker 1: Boom. So the two other niggas, So let's start with
Speaker 1: nigga number three. So nigga number three is it's been
Speaker 1: to our number three. Nigga number three was about to.
Speaker 3: Be the nigga that would have been if I played
Speaker 3: my cards out this week, it would be another artist
Speaker 3: nigga I can't show you about.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm about show you too.
Speaker 2: Oh so this three Niggas'm about to tell you yus this.
Speaker 1: Christ So the three niggas.
Speaker 2: He was about to be number three.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So I've been having the hardest dilemma with him because
Speaker 3: this is Patreon.
Speaker 2: And no I am not shaming, no I'm not judging.
Speaker 3: But he's a sex worker. He has an only fans heay,
Speaker 3: but we've been talking from before. He had only fans
Speaker 3: back when I was that bitch. We've been talking since
Speaker 3: twenty seventeen. But now he's like, what did he do before?
Speaker 1: Only fans.
Speaker 3: I think he was just a broke, fine nigga, okay,
Speaker 3: and now he's a lit only nigga. Let's see the content, okay.
Speaker 3: So oh, I'll show you the content and let me
Speaker 3: go to Twitter first. Okay, before showing you, I was
Speaker 3: gonna show you his pretty smile and his lovely face.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: But since you actually want to see the dick and
Speaker 3: so this is oh, let me turn down.
Speaker 2: So I heard the shower bitch.
Speaker 3: So that's who I seen him before. Yes, I'm sure
Speaker 3: everyone has seen him before. So I'm supposed to be
Speaker 3: sucking him this week. And we've been talking.
Speaker 1: Why do you keep trying to suck my type of
Speaker 1: niggas with dreads? Bro?
Speaker 3: This is bro. I've been talking to him since he
Speaker 3: had dreads. Okay, he had like I think of a
Speaker 3: low cut.
Speaker 1: Look at the baby.
Speaker 3: Don't do that, don't don't do don't do day You're
Speaker 3: So that's another reason why I didn't want niggas before.
Speaker 1: The videos of him, wish he deleted all of them.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening giving solo I even subscribe
Speaker 3: to prepare to his only fans of subscribe?
Speaker 1: Is he one of the niggas. That bitch has been
Speaker 1: accusing us some shiit. No, he's actually not that's his
Speaker 1: real Come coming up, bro, it.
Speaker 3: Is it's hot and he just said, babe, if you
Speaker 3: want me to spend the night, I'll spend the night.
Speaker 1: He said, like babe, he's been calling me babe, like
Speaker 1: what are we doing here? Not bying? Not girlfriend experienced. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, No, bitch, I'm in March. You's got damn babe.
Speaker 1: So this is this is the niggas. It's already any
Speaker 1: funny ow niggas will lost me wear a bondes SSI.
Speaker 1: You already prescribed priscribe schedule.
Speaker 3: I don't know what bitch, we are fucking on Wednesday. Okay,
Speaker 3: the problem is it's Monday. I could have a nigga
Speaker 3: slot over tonight. But then the nigga actually like we
Speaker 3: going on to dat.
Speaker 1: You need to suck someone before him, so it's open.
Speaker 3: Because it's big, right, Yeah, I don't like this advice.
Speaker 1: Why is that not crazy? That's not crazy to say, bro,
Speaker 1: is anyone watching it on? His dick has been is
Speaker 1: the girth of this water. His dick is big. Hold
Speaker 1: on it is like it's but is big. So anyways,
Speaker 1: that thing is gonna confuse your pussy from your asshole.
Speaker 1: So I'm supposed to fuck him on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Then this is the nigga.
Speaker 1: Is he just gonna come over, You guys gonnaet drinks first?
Speaker 3: No, girl, I'm gonna be in Atlanta. He's gonna come
Speaker 3: through to the hotel. Hotel sex bitch, Hotel sex bitch.
Speaker 3: He comes through, he's spending the night. I got a
Speaker 3: production date to do the next day, but.
Speaker 1: He's gonna wait, why is he spending the night? So
Speaker 1: that's what we've already talked about. So