WEBVTT - EP 370: Squeeze Me Daddy (Ft. Vinny Guadagnino) 0:00:02.720 --> 0:00:04.400 Guess what decision We're about to make? 0:00:04.880 --> 0:00:05.960 Horrible decision? 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:11.600 How do everybody? We have the Horrible Decisions podcast, and 0:00:11.600 --> 0:00:13.960 we're going to be in Dallas, Texas, moriial day weekend, 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:16.319 bitch is a Sunday. We're gonna be headlining the two 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:18.640 Togetherland Festival. And you bitched better than I. How no 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:20.599 motherfucker work on Sunday? Call out? 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:20.680 Ho? 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:23.799 I mean you could do that. But also it's a 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:26.360 three day weekend. They have Monday off. We will see 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:29.400 you guys in Dallas, Texas at the together Land Festival. 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:31.680 Make sure you get your tickets now. We will be 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:35.959 live on the podcast stage. That's May twenty six. Get 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:39.879 your tickets now at togetherland dot com. Hey guys, welcome 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:43.120 to another episode of Horrible Decisions. 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.160 I'm your girl, Mandy. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:50.200 B aka pet De Sign aka Pegan Marco aka that bitch. 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:53.360 Hey everybody, I'm weazy. I really don't like them when 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:55.200 we have a white guest. I'm the one that invited them, 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:58.000 but I just, I mean, it's a theme. I try 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:01.920 to bringe the gap. At least this one fucks black girls. 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:04.240 Here we go. Welcome everyone. 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:08.440 I hate to say, if you can say my last name. 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:12.160 I ain't Guardina. How to pronounce that thing is Guardina? 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:18.119 Almost you're missing like it's gua. Yeah, yeah, you could 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:18.720 say Vinny g. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.360 Yeah, Okay, we is Bennie from Jersey, shorty, y'all. That's 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:22.679 all we know. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:27.000 But I don't know like white, Like I'm Italian, my 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:28.520 mother was born my mother was born in. 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:31.160 I'm not gonna like. 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:34.840 I'm white. 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:35.920 You know, we don't. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.119 I'm sure it makes you feel you know what. Wait, 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.679 here's white, We're right next to it. What's crazy? I'm 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:42.640 not trad I was. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.120 I was trying to think of like the accent, the 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:48.280 Jersey Shore accent, because it's similar and I'm probably the 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:49.440 white is probably gonna get on me. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.800 I thought it was similar to like Long Island, So. 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:53.360 I was really gonna try to that's fair. 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.640 I was gonna try to do it. Baby, I don't 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:56.480 know how to do motherfucker. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:57.960 What are you talking about like that? 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.480 See it sound like sopranos, Yeah kind of, But that's 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:03.920 even different, Like there's different sectors. There's Jersey. I'm from 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:06.360 Staten Island from New York. Then there's that's different than 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:10.360 Long Island. Staten Island. Really it's a little little island. 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:13.440 Crazy, I've never island. 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:16.120 I'll take you there on the first. 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:17.400 Off, I know where it's. That's where we us from. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:20.079 And I'm in love with Methan man. But the crazy thing, boy, 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:24.200 the crazy thing is when I lived in Florida, my 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.800 my last boyfriend in high school was from New York. 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.960 But I just knew he was from Brooklyn. But no, 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:33.480 it was Staten Island, but he was New York. And 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:37.160 when I moved up here, I felt bamboozl Oh, from 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:38.880 Staten Island, you're not really. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:39.639 From New York. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.600 Which one's the one I don't like is Thatton Island. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:45.720 Or Long Thatton Island. They don't like Saten Island because 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:49.920 only because you said they're racist, because like they just 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:52.600 are a part of New York City. No one bothers 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:55.600 Long Island because no one's trying to make believe it's 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.560 part of New York City. Which island is the borough 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:00.120 of New York City. So that's why I gets it 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.800 on like that, you know, and they are a little racist, No, no, 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:03.160 I heard. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.880 I only know about the racism because I'm a big. 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:09.040 Cute racism though you know it's not that deep. You 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:11.359 know what I mean because I mean they spoke the 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.000 Chinese people moving in next door with the fuck you know, 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.720 I don't say that, but you sure, buddy. 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:20.840 I used to listen about Daga boys and they always 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:22.480 talked about that, and that's why I learned that, like 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:27.119 moon Yan was like Moliyan was moly moly. Yeah, that's 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.480 like what does that mean? Are we speaking? 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:32.320 It means egg And it's like why they call them 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.960 black people that because they're black, But why do you 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.800 call them eggplant? Because egg points are black. So it 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:41.960 just it just became like a name that Italian Americans 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:45.640 would like a slur that they would say to black people. Okay, 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:48.120 Like Eddie Murphy like had it in his bits and 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:51.680 he made it hilarious, you know what I mean, Like the. 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.920 Cute racism that you're talking about. I like the old 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.760 line and he has this clip of where he's like, 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.680 it's not like a racism like kill you, it's like 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:04.880 a day time. Yeah, Like you know you're in the 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:08.880 car and you're like WHOA, Like that actually is a daytime. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.440 We don't want you coming out at night with it anyway. 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:13.680 Because Italians are actually because sat Island has a lot 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:17.200 of Italian people. I think, like in the world, like 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:20.359 it's a Saten Island has like the most Italians pound 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:24.520 for pound versus Italy. And yeah, like sat Island is 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.760 a concentration of Italian Americans more than anywhere else. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:32.280 Well, I know it's food, like black women they do. Oh, 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:34.159 they don't ever want to venture there. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:36.080 I guess I just got to go to. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:40.359 Staten Island like cop or a fireman. 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:44.720 That's the thing that's the racism, because they're in a 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:47.120 racist group. Seeing Italian is different. But when you start 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:51.120 getting into the the cop Italian not they're racist. No, 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:54.440 you got because you don't even have their mobsters? Who 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:55.839 do you like a drug dealer? 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.279 Fire they're not racist. No, firemen are the good ones. 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.840 The cop tops are a little aggressive. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:05.600 Firemen are not the good ones. Sorry, I'm sorry. Oh 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:13.400 you haddn y uh huh okay. Sanitation, No, they ain't 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:15.760 good either. I wouldn't want to do that either, Why 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:17.000 I'm good. 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.359 Okay, Well, anyway, they had great benefits. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:24.640 Speaking of sanitation, we're getting into smells right now. 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:25.000 All right. 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.680 So I recently told a story a few months ago 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:32.640 about a sensory deprivation fantasy that came alive for me, 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:35.400 and I thought, how great would it be if you 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:39.080 told us about the last time you had sex, but 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:42.840 just with the senses. Okay, one word answers. We're gonna 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:44.120 start with smell. 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:44.760 Uh. 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:45.760 First word. 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:52.360 Uh it was whatever her perfume was. I don't remember it. 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:54.360 The last time you had sex and you can't think 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:55.760 of it was. 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:58.080 Like her perfume. I don't know what it was whatever, 0:05:58.279 --> 0:05:59.479 but she smelled good. 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:02.400 Yeah, sight, black. 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:06.400 Taste, black. 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.920 Berry, yea a sound. 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:16.520 It was definitely quiet. You know that means you wasn't 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:19.000 doing nothing. Nah, that's what it means. 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:22.000 You are wrong sex and a woman is not making noise, 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.279 and you're not making noise the sex, I think. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:27.400 I think it's actually the best sex ever when it's 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.719 so good, y'all are silent. What you guys are having 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:35.600 such a spiritual mental connection that no one's making noise. 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:37.960 You're all you're both like shivering. That's how hot you're 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.479 both waiting for it to be over if you're quiet. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:40.000 Interviewed. 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:43.400 I know I'm telling you, I'm telling you. 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:44.640 Okay, wait, I'm trying to think. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:45.480 I'm telling you. 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:48.120 I can't think of any of like my top sexes 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:53.640 like the top, even the men ever it being quiet? 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:58.440 I remember who wasn't you both y'all are both of us. 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:59.680 I love making all hand. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.440 I only do the moaning for feedback. I don't need 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:05.000 to know, but I need to give you some positive 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:07.960 reinforcement that much. I don't need to moan. But I 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.200 also like dirty talk and things like that. So you 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:13.080 didn't do yes that that. Okay, I wasn't. I wasn't 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:18.000 including that into the screaming. Okay, but you said okay, 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:21.680 but so talking and then quiet in between. But when 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:25.800 you said noise, I'm thinking that, oh fuck me like 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.200 that ship Yeah no, no, like I'm telling you, like 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.680 when you have real good sex like that, that doesn't 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:31.280 always happen. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:36.080 As someone that has has had and wants to continue to, 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:40.480 I definitely moan during real good sex. Maybe I'm not 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:43.440 doing the whole porn start. Oh my god, I don't it, 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:45.840 but I'm definitely making noise it could happen. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.760 I'm just saying it doesn't always happen like that. 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:51.520 I actually had an orgasm that was very embarrassing recently. Uh, 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:53.840 and it's making me think of you saying quiet, because 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:57.520 it was like a gush, and I felt something like 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:00.240 coming up. I was edging and so I'm off to 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.360 come and I'm like and I'm like holding my breath 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:03.360 a little, and then suddenly it. 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:06.880 Was like and he was like, yo, what the fuck? 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.880 Like it was rea ugly ass. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.440 It almost felt like I was shipting, Like it's like 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:15.720 that kind of sound I'd rather. 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:22.320 Than the porn star because that's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:23.520 what's your best. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:26.960 I don't I don't, like, I know, I don't want 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:28.840 to say these niggas probably feel like they sucking a nigga. 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:29.960 But I'm. 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.600 Like, when you like sound like a guy, like I know, 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:38.000 I'm like aggressive, but like, yeah, i'd be really aggressive 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:39.600 with it. I don't. I don't really sound like a 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:40.000 porn start. 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:43.560 It's crazy because I just did us not like a threesome, 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.480 but it was only like an oral threesome, and we 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.199 were even still both moaning while we were orally. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:51.840 Like in the threesome two girls, Yeah, let's go fuck 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:52.480 the guest. What? 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:55.640 No, it was great because like you want to do what, 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.640 let's go? That's what I heard. That's what I heard. Okay, 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:04.080 It's like, wait. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:05.080 Was this not the one you told me? 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:09.120 About exclusive with your guys. Look, thank you, thank you? 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:12.800 Are you exclusive with your guy? We're an open okay, okay, 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:15.080 all right, so I have a chance. Vinny really liked 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:16.240 this little busted. 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:16.520 Me I got. 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:18.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to just like, also want 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:21.079 to just show you, you know, show me what it's 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.439 like the quiet sex is it? Yeah, I just want 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:30.400 to show you what real good sex. It was great. 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.280 I was my period, so I couldn't be a part 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:36.160 of it, but I was like, okay. It also started 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:39.760 off really awkward, like basically, we were all in the 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:44.360 same room and we have been talking about a threesome. 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:47.920 But clearly I'm out of I'm out of commission. You 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.880 and I was out of commission. I already let him 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.200 know I was out of commission. But we've been talking 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:55.600 about threesome school and so we're out at this event 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:58.040 and there's a bitch there that he already fucks. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:00.520 So he texts me and it's like this, I'm talking 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:05.880 to you with it. I was like, I guess, yeah, 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.440 but you guys and him at the core of the thing, 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:11.960 she was ing. So that's the problem. 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:14.520 We set up this threesome in a way that I 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:18.200 had never set up a threesome. So he walks away. 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.600 It literally texts me, hey, go talk to her and see. 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:23.360 If she's down what. 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:27.400 So literally I have to set it up. And so 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:31.199 I go up to her and I'm like, I'm with 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:35.000 him tonight. You trying to join us? And I'm I 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:38.000 literally am like, wait, you've never done no. 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:39.600 And he usually sets it up. 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.520 No, this was our first time ever doing anything with 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:46.640 another person, and I'm just I'm just like, I said, what, 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:48.480 go up and say tell her what he was like, 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:50.560 Just see if she's with it. And so I go 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:53.280 up to her and I'm like, yeah, so I'm leaving 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:54.720 with him tonight. Do you want to leave with both 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:57.760 of us? And I'm having to just talk don't know 0:10:57.800 --> 0:10:58.760 this girl from. 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:01.880 Adam, don't you know there anything? So mind you. 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.440 He leaves and she drove to the event. So I'm 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:08.280 now in the car with her. We're going to link him, 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:12.920 and I'm talking to her about him the whole way there. No, literally, 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:15.280 it's ridiculous. 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.640 She's like, she's like five parks. So she's like, okay, 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:20.280 you can ride with me. 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:23.480 We'll go, And clearly I'm now feeling like I have 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:26.120 to make her feel comfortable for this because she doesn't 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.679 know me. She's making sure too, She's asking me all 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:32.760 these questions, like trying to see in what setting I 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:34.680 am because she doesn't want people to and I was like, no, 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.480 don't worry. We all live in different cities, so luckily 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.320 we're we all live in different cities from each other. 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:42.480 Someone conversation, small talk about life. 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:44.599 It was small talk about what she does for a 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:50.200 and her relationship with him and how long they've been 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.360 fucking with each other and how you know, and so. 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:56.959 Was it connecting dots? No, no, no, no no. 0:11:56.880 --> 0:12:00.040 Because I know, I know, I know I'm not the 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:01.240 only other girl he fucks. 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:07.120 So yeah. So we get to the room and I 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:08.040 need a drink. 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:08.400 Mine. 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:09.960 You've been drinking on that but I need a drink. 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.360 So he's like, he's like, he's like, there's no drinks 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.120 in here. I said, bullshit. We go to the mini 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:17.040 bar pull out, We pull out the tequilas we both 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:22.480 take a shot. So she goes to to kiss him 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.720 and then I go to the bathroom. Then I come back. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:28.960 She goes to the bathroom. By the time she comes 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.120 back from the bathroom, his dick is in my mouth. 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.640 I'm already like sucking his dick, and then I like 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.079 lean her to come over, so then she sits up 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.240 and then she starts sucking his dick. And then so 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.080 while she sucks a dick, then I go down to 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:43.920 the balls and we. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.280 We are in motion like we know each other. 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:49.200 It was really your son. And then he sucked her. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:51.280 And I watched, and so I made him look at 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:54.040 me in my eyes while he sucked her. Were you 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:56.280 like giving some like oh yeah, I was just sitting there. 0:12:56.360 --> 0:13:00.520 So they were like, say, that's the bed chair, the 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:03.440 chair away from the bed, and I'm just like this, Well, 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:06.280 he's like sucking her from behind, and her whole face 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:08.320 is on the couch and she's moaning, and I'm just 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.959 looking at him like pretty much like you're doing such 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:14.840 a good job. And then and then we we went 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:17.560 back and sucked him then and then he busted his 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:19.120 load on both of us and it was a big 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:19.559 one too. 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.800 It was great. Oh, it was so great. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:23.640 And then when she left, did you get to then 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.120 we both left, but to fight the next morning I 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:26.719 saw the back. 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:28.959 Oh yeah, I told. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:32.479 You see, I need the aftermath discussion to me. 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.480 Let's get out of each other's face as quick as. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.319 One is the core relationship. Like my favorite part of as. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:42.960 Is like, oh it was so hot or have sex afterwards? 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:44.559 Both. 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:47.840 It was four o'clock in. 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:49.360 The morning and I had to fight at eight and 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:52.079 had Yeah, you're right, the best pussies after you want 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:53.800 to with the one you can fuck without a condom? 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:55.960 Well we don't. 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:59.320 We always use condoms, but uh yeah, and it was great. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.080 It was fun me stop being a whore. 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:02.080 Condoms. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:04.360 Well, the fact that like I just like I'm tired 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:07.480 of using them. I am, I hate it. Well, maybe 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.800 I should get married. No for real, Like I'm like, 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:12.600 I'm like so like just wanting to do that because 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:14.280 like I just condom suck. 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:16.760 Honestly, not gonna lie. I love it is the reason 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:17.360 I'm like. 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:18.360 I love condom. 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:21.840 Dick still like feels different for you, especially now. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.720 That I'm back like into the you know, like out 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:27.320 of a relationship. It was great not using one in 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:30.040 a relationship. But the way my anxiety is set up 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.800 with not wanting to be pregnant or catching anything, I'm 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.680 just not interested in having unprotected set. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:36.880 Yeah, no, I had. 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:40.440 My breast didn't hurt this month and but I was 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:45.040 taking I was like, well, maybe it broke. I was 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:47.000 like like I was just scared, Like, no, there's no 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:50.280 way I want to be scared about getting pregnant right now. 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:53.360 Like even my thought process. I was like, but I mean, 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:54.560 I got the money to do it now. 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:58.920 But the condom. Really, this is what we're doing it 0:14:59.080 --> 0:14:59.960 now because. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.000 You need a paranoid, a paranoid bitch. 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.360 You don't want the one that's like yeah it's okay, 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:07.280 paranoid bitch. 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:12.640 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. She's like, you don't got 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:17.680 to send me the money I got. I got this okay, So, 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:20.280 uh can I say my threesome? 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.760 Oh my god? Yes? What is the recent threesome? 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:24.640 Not recent? I haven't had threesome in a long time. 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:26.320 Probably the whole common thing. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.280 A couple of years, a couple of years. 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.960 Yeah, the hold gun. They need to invent fucking STD 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.040 testing on the spot yoh, or you need to eat 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:41.120 rap rap rapid lady prep. 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:41.880 Have you ever heard of. 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.480 That prepp Doxy's the gay guys. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.760 Use no so as well, the gay guys are buying 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:48.600 the doxy prep. But basically it's if you have a 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:51.880 moment that's unprotected, you can get this pill that you 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:54.360 take immediately after, almost like a plan B for STDs, 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.120 and it lowers the risk of STDs by sixty eight percent. 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.360 That's not high, Yeah, exactly sixty eight How did just 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:01.920 be playing some medicine up in me? Play? 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:03.240 He's only like eighty one percent. 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:05.400 But when you're doing the three similar column, you have 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.240 to like change the condom every pussy, and you do 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:14.240 every pussy and you do everything. It's that poor guy's dick. Listen, 0:16:15.160 --> 0:16:18.920 that poor guy he's fucking tooesn't matter. It's like a 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.440 lot of moving parts. Like it has to say, has 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:25.360 to say there, it has to say erect to switch condoms, 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.920 and it becomes mad mechanical at that point. Okay, make 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:30.480 them between. I guess if you say I feel bad 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:32.560 for girl so thick in between, well, I want you 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:37.720 to taste me, not latex. He's so yeah exactly, I'm 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:39.560 like mad. I'm not worried about your. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:43.160 Wait wait, because you think that in a threesome after 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:45.240 you just got out of another pussy, that I'm gonna 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:50.360 taste you look at the narcissism and that if you 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:54.240 were fucking me without a conom without a condom, you 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:56.280 you want me to taste you, not latex. Do you 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:58.840 really think I'm tasting you? I am looking her off 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:01.600 of you. No, I am not tasting you. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:07.679 No, no, No, that's tasting like a pussy dick smoothie smooth, 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:13.359 that's fire. It's like infusion. That sounds like yeah, crazy, 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:15.439 but no. But one of my best reasons was it 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:19.920 was two girls that I had dated before, as opposed 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:22.399 to like a because I've had a bunch randomly, like 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:25.040 on the road with strangers. But it was like two 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:28.359 girls that I see. One was an actual girlfriend, like 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:31.480 a relationship, and I knew she was a freak, and 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.320 another one was like a freak that was like kind 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:36.240 of just like a booty call, and like they hated 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:39.760 each other, you just each other. They hate each other, 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:42.520 hated each other, but they just at the you know, 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:44.760 we all went to a club together, and I knew 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:47.479 that I was just like planting the right seeds, you know. 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:49.960 I knew I was just like putting the right ingredients 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:52.480 into the pot and something was about to brew. 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:56.480 Like can you give some examples on on what seeds 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:57.399 you dropped to make it? 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:59.520 No? I mean, I mean, just even though they hated 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:02.600 each other. I just knew their dynamics so well that 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:07.560 they would eventually get along sexually and get turned on 0:18:08.080 --> 0:18:12.960 with like just the right dynamics me a fun night out, Espresso, 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:16.720 Martini Express, some martini, a club, the right hip hop. 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:19.240 This was back in the day when there was a 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.600 place called Up and Down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Up 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:26.600 and Down. We went there and uh, you know, at 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:28.120 the end of the night, it just it had. 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:30.760 How did you show both of them enough attention to 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:34.359 where they both not only did not feel jealous of 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.840 each other, but that they both still wanted you because 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:38.520 you were able to show them both enough attention. 0:18:38.600 --> 0:18:40.399 Well, first, well, that was the first time that it 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:43.000 was girls that I had a connection to. Usually I 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:44.800 don't have those problems a lot because just two girls 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:46.480 no one knows each other, both. 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:47.800 Kind of ragging. You're like, oh, you know, Vinnie be 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:48.880 doing da da da da da. 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:51.400 Yeah. So they did that in the bathroom. I heard 0:18:51.400 --> 0:18:52.760