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Speaker 3: L so much to talk about Tonight, Donald Trump manages
Speaker 3: to make Elon Musk seem normal. Kamala Harris has a
Speaker 3: secret admirer and Olympian.
Speaker 4: Gold medalist Gabby Thomas is here.
Speaker 3: Let's get right in John with another installment of Indecision
Speaker 3: twenty four. Donald Trump is trying to reach out to
Speaker 3: undecided voters, but he also knows that sometimes you got
Speaker 3: to work the base. Luckily, there's one place where all
Speaker 3: the far right mouth breathers come together, Twitter or X.
Speaker 4: If you're nasty, what could go wrong?
Speaker 1: Overnight? Former President Trump holding a free wheeling, albeit glitch
Speaker 1: filled conversation on X with its owner Elon.
Speaker 5: Musk technical issues delaying it from the start for more
Speaker 5: than forty minutes, must blaming a so called denial of
Speaker 5: service attack, saying the massive attack illustrates there's a lot
Speaker 5: of oppositions people just hearing what President Trump has to
Speaker 5: say that we provided no evidence of such a cyber attack.
Speaker 6: I think it's pretty obvious at this point that this
Speaker 6: is the deep state.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 3: Only the deep state could make Elon Musk's website suck,
Speaker 3: just like they're to blame for making his cars look
Speaker 3: like a Dolorean whose mom smoke during pregnancy. But if
Speaker 3: there's a deep state trying to silence Donald Trump, you
Speaker 3: suck at your job, okay, because he is the opposite
Speaker 3: of silent. There is no one more unsilent than Donald
Speaker 3: Trump right now, Hey, deep State, look.
Speaker 4: At me, look at me. Do better, do better.
Speaker 3: But eventually they sold the technical issue and got the
Speaker 3: conversation going, although it sounded like the glitch had moved
Speaker 3: from the Twitter servers directly to Trump's mouth.
Speaker 7: I want to close up Department of Education, move education
Speaker 7: back to the states, where states like Iowa, where states
Speaker 7: like Idaho. You know, not every state will do great.
Speaker 3: What is happening in his mouth? I know the guy's
Speaker 3: big on slurs, but this is next level. He said it,
Speaker 3: and look, I know his speech was distracting, but did
Speaker 3: Sylvester Trump.
Speaker 4: Over here just say that he wants to close the
Speaker 4: Department of Education? Think this through? Trump? Without schools, where
Speaker 4: are you going to ban books from? Thank you? It's weird.
Speaker 3: He's even talking about sending teachers to the gulag because
Speaker 3: Trump has more popular policies, like his proposal to end
Speaker 3: taxes on tips, which is so popular that Kamala Harris
Speaker 3: now says that she supports it, and Trump is not
Speaker 3: happy about that no tax on.
Speaker 7: Tips, And all of a sudden, she's making his pieces
Speaker 7: and there will be no tax on tips. I said
Speaker 7: that months ago, and then all of a sudden for politics,
Speaker 7: she says, you know, she comes out with what.
Speaker 4: I said, tips look look to be fair.
Speaker 3: Kamala did copy Trump's no tax on tips idea, which
Speaker 3: would make it the first time in history that a
Speaker 3: woman got credit for repeating a man's idea.
Speaker 4: We did it, girls, and she didn't stop there.
Speaker 3: Kamala also completely ripped off his idea to lead in
Speaker 3: the polls by three points against a rapidly deteriorating candidate.
Speaker 4: That was his say.
Speaker 8: That was his say.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 3: Obviously, Trump did his fair share of dragging Kamala during
Speaker 3: this interview, but there were also moments that he took
Speaker 3: it in a surprising direction.
Speaker 7: A picture of her on Time magazine today, she looked
Speaker 7: like the most beautiful actress ever to live. It was
Speaker 7: a drawing and acting. She looked very much like our
Speaker 7: great first lady Milania. But of course he's a beautiful woman,
Speaker 7: so we'll live.
Speaker 3: It at that way. Oooh, someone has a crumb? Oh John,
Speaker 3: where did this come from? Did he have a sex
Speaker 3: stream about Kamala that he just can't shake? And now
Speaker 3: everything feels different. You can't focus on anything. He's just
Speaker 3: going through Time magazine looking for a centerfold. Like either way,
Speaker 3: I think we finally found the one thing Trump is
Speaker 3: incapable of lying about. If he thinks someone is hot,
Speaker 3: he'll say they're hot. He'll lie about winning an election,
Speaker 3: but he has deep respect for the sanctity of bangability.
Speaker 4: Ye that's noble. That's a noble thing.
Speaker 3: But maybe my favorite part of the entire interview was
Speaker 3: when Donald Trump told the story of how he threatened
Speaker 3: Vladimir Putin not to invade Ukraine in the most nineteen
Speaker 3: nineties way.
Speaker 7: I said to Vladimir Putin, I said, don't do it.
Speaker 7: You can't do it. Vladimir, you do it, It's going
Speaker 7: to be a bad day. You cannot do it. And
Speaker 7: I told them things that what I do. And he said,
Speaker 7: no way, And I said way.
Speaker 4: No way, a way.
Speaker 3: Where have I heard that high level diplomatic language before?
Speaker 4: No way way?
Speaker 10: Ah?
Speaker 4: Yes, Wayne world, Wayne.
Speaker 3: Quarrel, like Wayne's world, except the wigs have gotten a
Speaker 3: lot worse now, if we believe Donald Trump, and I
Speaker 3: always do. His conversation with Vladimir Putin went no way, way,
Speaker 3: and apparently he spoke to many other world leaders with
Speaker 3: the same linguistic spirit.
Speaker 9: So Putin said no way, and you said way.
Speaker 1: That's right. And then he said, but I want to
Speaker 1: invade Ukraine. But I said, Vladimir, do not go in there.
Speaker 11: Whoa?
Speaker 1: And he said all already then, and I said, hello,
Speaker 1: new in. Right, Motorfront is worse than ever. They're taking
Speaker 1: ballots and they're making copy.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 1: So then shinzo Abe calls me and I pick up
Speaker 1: and I say, wha, what's up? No, you're not saying
Speaker 1: it right, what's up?
Speaker 9: What's up?
Speaker 1: When I was president, the economy wasn't just booming, it
Speaker 1: was smoking. But then Joe Biden wrecked the economy and
Speaker 1: all you can say is did.
Speaker 4: I do that?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 9: Yes, and he said got any cheese?
Speaker 1: No, you're not doing it right. So Erdowan asked me,
Speaker 1: who is this and I go my wife, No, sada
Speaker 1: ta that's from Pooty tank ever see Pooty Tang.
Speaker 9: No, it didn't get to South Africa.
Speaker 1: Oh it holds up. Man, come over tomorrow and we'll
Speaker 1: watch it.
Speaker 9: That sounds smoke, Kean, you really said this.
Speaker 3: Twenty late four Olympics just ended with the traditional Tom
Speaker 3: cruise jumping off the building. For a full recap of
Speaker 3: the beauty and grace of the games, we turn to
Speaker 3: Sports War.
Speaker 9: What's your kid?
Speaker 4: We only reasonably watched doing.
Speaker 11: What's up? Idiots?
Speaker 12: I'm right Jang and I'm Michael Costa. This is Sports War,
Speaker 12: the show where we are legally not allowed to agree.
Speaker 4: With each other.
Speaker 12: So if I say I love begets and I say
Speaker 12: few croissants for life. And if I say that the
Speaker 12: best French new wave director is Gudar, well then.
Speaker 11: I say you Truefoe's movies. What justice revolutionary? But what
Speaker 11: to a white audience is shut the fuck, you philistine.
Speaker 12: Now that the twenty twenty four Paris Olympics are over,
Speaker 12: you'll probably miss watching women's beach volleyball every day in
Speaker 12: your office. Learn how to knock Ronnie. But another highlight
Speaker 12: was the utter dominance of USA Men's basketball.
Speaker 3: Lebron James, Kevin Durant, and Steph Curry teaming up in
Speaker 3: a thrilling gold medal game against host country France, winning
Speaker 3: by eleven points.
Speaker 11: It is everything I imagine and more. We all signed
Speaker 11: up for this mission to continue the USA basketball dominance.
Speaker 12: That's right, suck at France, pack your bags and go
Speaker 12: back to wherever it.
Speaker 4: Is that you came from.
Speaker 12: This just proves America is the best at the sports
Speaker 12: that we invent. Costa, are you drooling more on?
Speaker 11: America should be embarrassed that you only beat Friends by
Speaker 11: eleven points. You basically lost. That score should have been
Speaker 11: two seventy to twelve. These players shouldn't even be allowed
Speaker 11: back in the country. Hey, Lebron James, you stay in France.
Speaker 11: You think about what you just did.
Speaker 12: Ronnie, Ronnie, I swear putting you on TV feels like
Speaker 12: a make a wish, all right. Not only did Steph
Speaker 12: and Lebron dominate, but they found a way to make
Speaker 12: it entertaining against.
Speaker 4: A weak opponent.
Speaker 12: And believe me, it takes real skill to put on
Speaker 12: a great show, even when you're out there with a smaller,
Speaker 12: inferior co host.
Speaker 6: Calsa.
Speaker 11: You're the tyrese hallybutton of this team. Okay, only one
Speaker 11: pizzaval audience even knows who you are.
Speaker 12: Well, you're like the sen river, just filled with diarrhea,
Speaker 12: which brings us to Tar Costa's Big Balls Better than Night,
Speaker 12: Which river will Ronnie Chang mysteriously drown? It as always
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Speaker 11: Moving on to an unexpected Olympic showdown, it was the
Speaker 11: return of the world's fastest man against the world's fastest virus.
Speaker 13: It was supposed to be a golden moment for you,
Speaker 13: as sprinter Noah Lyles speak, but instead, the twenty seven
Speaker 13: year old failed to take the lead in the two
Speaker 13: hundred meets event, finishing with a bronze medal. He embraced
Speaker 13: fellow racers before he knelt to the ground, appearing to
Speaker 13: struggle for breath. After the race, Lyles revealed he tested
Speaker 13: positive for COVID two days earlier, but decided to still compete.
Speaker 11: What an incredible accomplishment for now allows and an incredible
Speaker 11: embarrassment for the people who trained every day for four
Speaker 11: years and lost to a guy with fluid in his lungs. Yeah,
Speaker 11: why don't you just keep running off the track and
Speaker 11: runing the traffish Ronnie.
Speaker 12: Ronnie, like my negative COVID test this morning. You couldn't
Speaker 12: be more wrong. This was an absolute disaster for the
Speaker 12: whole world. He won an Olympic medal with COVID in
Speaker 12: ruin the last ballid excuse we all had to miss work.
Speaker 4: Your shitty boss is.
Speaker 12: Going to be like, if no Lyles can run two
Speaker 12: hundred meters with COVID, then you got to keep teaching
Speaker 12: these CPR classes.
Speaker 11: Which brings us to Ronnie's bigg balls bet of the evening.
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Speaker 11: by gambling? Gambling, it will fix everything. Let's move on
Speaker 11: to the athlete from Downtown to that everyone is talking
Speaker 11: about and should to be. This year's most popular Halloween costume.
Speaker 6: Is Australian breaker Reagun went viral for her memorable routine.
Speaker 14: Rachel Gunn, the be girl from Australia, failed to score
Speaker 14: a single point during her Olympics competition, going ahead to
Speaker 14: have with some of the world's best breakers during the
Speaker 14: sports Olympic debut.
Speaker 6: Her signature moves include the Sprinkler and the Kangaroo Hop.
Speaker 6: Reagan actually has a PhD in breakdance and was Australia's
Speaker 6: only woman to qualify for the Olympics.
Speaker 12: Wow, thank you Australia.
Speaker 4: That was inspirational.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, she's the Australian breakdancing Jamaica bob sled team of
Speaker 12: the French Olympics. She was so bad with so much confidence.
Speaker 12: Some experts are speculating that she had Ronnie Chang syndrome.
Speaker 11: I hope that took this guy shoots you in your
Speaker 11: stupid face, right, this was This was a terrible moment
Speaker 11: for the Olympics, for Australia, for descendants of criminals, for dancers,
Speaker 11: for kangaroos, for white people that I want to be black.
Speaker 11: It just shows you the pathetic level of talent in Australia.
Speaker 11: You fit in perfectly cause of the.
Speaker 12: Whole fit in a country of tall, tan, hot people.
Speaker 12: And I say good time. Finally, as we say goodbye
Speaker 12: to the Paris Olympics, let's take a look at the
Speaker 12: final medal count. Whoa look at that one hundred and
Speaker 12: twenty six medals in the United States has clearly won
Speaker 12: the Olympics. USA.
Speaker 4: Oh, but what, oh no, what's that?
Speaker 12: Singapore is only one one medal? Hey, Ronnie, where.
Speaker 11: Did you grow up again? Costa? You have a big
Speaker 11: ad dick in that French poll Votos actual gif right
Speaker 11: if you factor in population size the US act, he
Speaker 11: finished fifty nineth in medals pla capitol and by that
Speaker 11: that took, you know, bootball almost fifty times better than
Speaker 11: the US.
Speaker 12: Granada, Ronnie, you idiot, It's pronounced Canada. Learn the language.
Speaker 12: Bringing us two our free ball in College Fund Quadrupler
Speaker 12: bet of the evening. Which country that Ronnie grew up
Speaker 12: in will embarrass themselves at the twenty twenty eight Olympics
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Speaker 4: Why isn't she taller?
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Speaker 9: Which call.
Speaker 3: Love the Mexic Daily Show, My guests and I just
Speaker 3: returned from the Paris Olympics after winning three gold medals
Speaker 3: for Team USA. Congratulations, you must be over the moon,
Speaker 3: good lord. Three gold medals, one gold in the two
Speaker 3: hundred meter sprint, another gold in the four by one
Speaker 3: hundred relay, another gold in the four by four hundred relays.
Speaker 4: I feel like I just ran.
Speaker 3: Americon, just getting through all of your accolades. This is amazing. Congratulations,
Speaker 3: Thank you. Honestly very relieved to be back in America.
Speaker 8: I was overseas for about a month and just so grateful,
Speaker 8: I really am.
Speaker 4: This is years in the making.
Speaker 8: I've been trained for this moment for five years, and
Speaker 8: so to have it all turn out this way is
Speaker 8: truly incredible for me.
Speaker 3: Oh, two rods, we just saw you win the two
Speaker 3: hundred meter race. You were so far ahead everyone else, Like,
Speaker 3: what was the moment that you realized, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm going to win the gold?
Speaker 8: So truthfully, I had been envisioning myself winning that race
Speaker 8: over and over again the entire time that I was
Speaker 8: in Paris, and so in my head when I got
Speaker 8: into the starting blocks, I had already won the race.
Speaker 8: I had believed that I was an Olympic champion. But
Speaker 8: the true moment that I realized I had won was
Speaker 8: coming off the curve. Anyone who watches my track career
Speaker 8: knows that I finished my races really strongly, and the
Speaker 8: last hundred meters is my bread and butter. And so
Speaker 8: if I can come off the first hundred meters ahead,
Speaker 8: I kind of I know I've won the race soon.
Speaker 3: Thank you. You essentially manifested this for yourself. Is there
Speaker 3: anything you can do about the upcoming election? Acting for
Speaker 3: a friend?
Speaker 11: You?
Speaker 3: One of my favorite moments and all of this was
Speaker 3: getting to see your mom's reaction the moment that you want.
Speaker 3: Can you talk about how instrumental she's been throughout your journey?
Speaker 8: Oh my goodness. I can go on and on about
Speaker 8: my mom and her support.
Speaker 4: So I grew up with them. Yeah, I know her.
Speaker 8: I mean, my mom has believed in me since I
Speaker 8: since I've been born. I grew up with a single mom.
Speaker 8: I grew up with her and my twin brother, and
Speaker 8: she has done everything for us from you know, she
Speaker 8: started as a waitress and then worked her way and
Speaker 8: now is a professor of an endowed Chairman professorship at
Speaker 8: the University of Michigan. And so I watched her, I've
Speaker 8: watched her my entire life work really hard for something
Speaker 8: and to make her dream happen. And she's always instilled
Speaker 8: in me the importance of not only education, but going
Speaker 8: after your dreams and giving back to your community. And
Speaker 8: so she was the best role model that I could
Speaker 8: have ever imagined having.
Speaker 4: And she told me I will never.
Speaker 8: Forget when I was nine, maybe ten years old, that
Speaker 8: I had a light in me and that I was
Speaker 8: going to shine very brightly and that it was my
Speaker 8: purpose to do so and give it back to the world.
Speaker 8: And I will never forget that conversation. But just constantly
Speaker 8: having that type of validation, having that type of a
Speaker 8: role model to look up to, it got me to
Speaker 8: where I am.
Speaker 3: Training for the Olympics is clearly an enormous amount of
Speaker 3: physical training and exertion, but what about the mental aspect
Speaker 3: of it, all of the pressure of feeling like you
Speaker 3: have to perform in this moment, in this moment in time.
Speaker 3: Do you have coping mechanisms that you deal with, Because
Speaker 3: I pretty much have a mental breakdown within the first
Speaker 3: four minutes of hot yoga.
Speaker 8: How do you manage all of Oh gosh, yeah, a
Speaker 8: lot of people don't realize that our sport half of
Speaker 8: it is mental. You can prepare physically every day and
Speaker 8: be so physically prepared, but if you're mentally not there.
Speaker 8: You just you're not going to be great. You know
Speaker 8: you can be good, but you can't be great. And
Speaker 8: I remember telling all of my loved ones before I
Speaker 8: competed at the Olympics. I don't know how I could
Speaker 8: have prepared for this moment, because there is nothing like
Speaker 8: walking out into that stadium and seeing eighty thousand people
Speaker 8: on top of you, millions of people watching at home
Speaker 8: and in track and field. It's just you out there.
Speaker 8: You don't have a team to rely on. There are
Speaker 8: no doovers, there's no next play. This is it and
Speaker 8: this is your moment, and if you don't do it
Speaker 8: in that moment, then it's over. And gosh, for me,
Speaker 8: that was a lot of pressure to take on. But
Speaker 8: I was as prepared as I could have been. I
Speaker 8: do a lot of meditation exercises, I did my visualizations
Speaker 8: of the race, I did all of my positive self talk,
Speaker 8: and I just have a healthy relationship with the sport
Speaker 8: and myself in the sport. So while I did believe
Speaker 8: that I could win the gold medal, I also knew
Speaker 8: that it was okay if I didn't. All I had
Speaker 8: to do was put my best self forward and be
Speaker 8: the best athlete that I could be.
Speaker 4: So you're saying no burden, no book, no Burdon, no Burken,
Speaker 4: no burthn.
Speaker 3: Well, as though it's not enough to be a three
Speaker 3: time gold medalist medalist. You also graduated from Harvard with
Speaker 3: the bachelor's in neurobiology, You have a you have a
Speaker 3: master's in public health. Do you use your neurobiology education
Speaker 3: and to help inform the way that you train?
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 11: So.
Speaker 8: I think I actually had a bit of an advantage
Speaker 8: studying neurobiology when I was an undergrad because I grew
Speaker 8: to have a very deep understanding of how the brain
Speaker 8: could actually help you athletically and what was important. For example,
Speaker 8: recovery is huge in our sport. It is almost as
Speaker 8: important as the actual racing and the actual practicing. And
Speaker 8: understanding neuroplasticity and the neural pathways and how they change
Speaker 8: when you're doing certain things for your recovery was really important.
Speaker 8: Understanding how sleep was very important if you're not getting
Speaker 8: enough sleep every day, how that can detrimentally affect your training,
Speaker 8: How can it affect how you compete, and just really
Speaker 8: having that understanding for it, Understanding how going through training
Speaker 8: and the repetition, the muscle memory, all of that is
Speaker 8: integral to being successful in track and field. So actually
Speaker 8: understanding that and appreciating it, I think really helped me.
Speaker 8: It's different from your coach just telling you you go
Speaker 8: get eight hours of sleep, you really need it. But
Speaker 8: I really appreciated.
Speaker 3: It as though it's not enough. All that you do,
Speaker 3: you're endlessly impressive. You dedicate a lot of your time
Speaker 3: towards volunteer work with the health Clinic in Texas, providing
Speaker 3: medical care for people who don't have health insurance. Why
Speaker 3: is this kind of work so important to you?
Speaker 8: Mainly because I believe everybody deserves equal access to health care.
Speaker 4: Simply.
Speaker 8: But when I was in school studying neurobiology, I started
Speaker 8: taking a few sociology courses as well to complement it,
Speaker 8: and I realized that there were a lot of things
Speaker 8: we don't learn about the healthcare system in our regular curriculum,
Speaker 8: and I was being exposed to it, and I drew
Speaker 8: a passion for studying and gaining a foundation and racial
Speaker 8: disparities in health care, and it just really struck me
Speaker 8: to my core, especially being a black woman in America,
Speaker 8: and now that I'm actually seeing it in real time
Speaker 8: in Austin at the Volunteer health Care Clinic. There are
Speaker 8: just so many things that we can do better. I mean,
Speaker 8: these are people who really don't have access to health
Speaker 8: care otherwise, I don't know where they returned to.
Speaker 4: And we are people.
Speaker 8: It's a volunteer based clinic, so these are people who
Speaker 8: are dedicating time I'm out of their day to give
Speaker 8: just primary primary care, preventive care education. And it's unfathomable
Speaker 8: to me that these people would have nowhere else to
Speaker 8: turn to if this clinic didn't exist.
Speaker 4: And it's just so simple.
Speaker 8: It's a simple concept, right, we could increase funding for
Speaker 8: it and people can have access to healthcare so easily,
Speaker 8: and that's what we do with the clinic. And it's
Speaker 8: really just near and dear to my heart because everybody
Speaker 8: deserves that.
Speaker 3: It's so inspired that you do, love Aye, I refuse
Speaker 3: to ask the question what will you do next?
Speaker 4: Because, for the.
Speaker 3: Love of God, you just want three gold medals. You
Speaker 3: should celebrate it and enjoy it. So what I'm curious
Speaker 3: about is how are you celebrating this incredible moment.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm just really excited to go back home to Austin, Texas.
Speaker 8: To be honest and spend time with my puppy, Rico, get.
Speaker 4: Back into my morning routine.
Speaker 8: I'm going to my local coffee shop, go see my
Speaker 8: friends and family and get to celebrate with them just
Speaker 8: in our home setting, and then maybe plan a vacation
Speaker 8: after that. But I just can't wait to get back
Speaker 8: to my normal life.
Speaker 4: I'd say you in a pretty nice vacation.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you for any college, anyhome.
Speaker 4: We're gonna give me. We'll be right after that, right.
Speaker 9: Now here, this live.
Speaker 10: The good news is mister Trump was on message reminding
Speaker 10: people of his substantive, successful policies. In other words, full
Speaker 10: of insights, not insults. Good day's work, wouldn't you say, Folks.
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