Speaker 1: Second date update. A woman emailed us for a second
Speaker 1: date update today. Apparently she went out with a guy
Speaker 1: and does want a second date. Okay, just not a
Speaker 1: real date. Second date? What? What date? Did I say?
Speaker 1: Date enough? I mean you said it a lot and
Speaker 1: they still don't understand date. What's your favorite fruit? Yeah? Date? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What keeps you regular? I don't know. Her email is
Speaker 1: kind of vague, is the point? But she's on the phone.
Speaker 1: Her name is Hey. Hey, I know he's just a name,
Speaker 1: but could you just like beat that out or something? What? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine, you don't want to know. We can call
Speaker 1: you a different name if you'd prefer to go by
Speaker 1: an alias, you know what, all right, Cinderella? Can we
Speaker 1: do Cindy for short? It's an interesting choice. She's like
Speaker 1: the third hottest Disney princess. But that's okay. I mean
Speaker 1: behind Bell and Jasmine for sure. But you know, if
Speaker 1: you want to be Cinderella's cool with me. Okay, So Cinderella,
Speaker 1: tell us about the guy that you went out with.
Speaker 1: So I have a new boss. So he's been at
Speaker 1: the company I work at for a couple of months, okay,
Speaker 1: and I can't tell you the name of the company
Speaker 1: I work for. I can tell you it's a big company. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Pumpkin Incorporated, Cinderella, thank you, that's right, exactly. Okay. And
Speaker 1: let's say he's one of the rulers of the pumpkins. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's a big, big pumpkin. He's a very rich, powerful pumpkins.
Speaker 1: He's the king. He's the king. Okay. And he is,
Speaker 1: let's say, the ugliest pumpkin in the patch. Oh, poor buddy,
Speaker 1: that's all right, that's why he's successful. He had to
Speaker 1: work a little bit harder than all those pretty pumpkins.
Speaker 1: I mean, sure, I guess. And he he has moded
Speaker 1: abundantly clear that he likes me. Oh my god, your
Speaker 1: boss made it clear that he likes you. Yes, he did.
Speaker 1: And I oversee a small department. I'm not powerful or
Speaker 1: influential in any way. Maybe someday today, but anyways, but
Speaker 1: I have to have a lot of meetings with him
Speaker 1: and other staff members, and he always sort of like
Speaker 1: lingers behind. And it's blatantly obvious to me that he's
Speaker 1: always trying to talk to me more than everybody else.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't you just be calling hr right now? This seems
Speaker 1: like or you can call your fairy godmother have her
Speaker 1: fix this up for you. I guess we're like your
Speaker 1: fairy godmother in this situation. I mean, at this point,
Speaker 1: you are anyway. After a certain amount of time, he
Speaker 1: asked if I was single, and I was so caught
Speaker 1: off guard and I didn't want to lie, so I
Speaker 1: said yes, uh huh. And he then asked me if
Speaker 1: I would like to join him for dinner over the weekend. Oh,
Speaker 1: I get it already. You feel like you have to
Speaker 1: go because wait, boss, but you don't want to go
Speaker 1: to him. I mean not the first time he invited me.
Speaker 1: I really tried to put it off. I tried to
Speaker 1: give him a lot of great reasonable excuses, like I
Speaker 1: had family or I had you know, previous appointments. But
Speaker 1: he did not let up, and he kept asking. So
Speaker 1: I did. I finally I went out with him. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what was it like? I mean, rich guys
Speaker 1: know how to plan a take. When you say that, okay,
Speaker 1: he pulled out all the stop, like he closed down
Speaker 1: a restaurant. What there was one water, there was a
Speaker 1: violent player. Dude. I couldn't even do that at Denny's.
Speaker 1: I mean that I guess is awesome, but you don't
Speaker 1: like this guy, so it's like a ton of pressure
Speaker 1: for a boss that you don't like, you learn to
Speaker 1: like him exactly. It was really it was hard to like,
Speaker 1: really enjoy that filet. I did though I'd be into play.
Speaker 1: It's really good. But the plant is is that I
Speaker 1: still didn't give him any signals that I was romantically interested.
Speaker 1: You know, we had a nice, fun conversation, but at
Speaker 1: the end of the knell, he asked if we could
Speaker 1: go back to his place. Oh, and that's when I
Speaker 1: finally put my point and I said, I don't think
Speaker 1: that's okay. Yeah, that's good. You establish a boundary with
Speaker 1: your rich boss. Okay. How did he react to that rejection?
Speaker 1: He started crying, Oh my god, it is so unexpected.
Speaker 1: How did you handle that? Really crying? I mean, what
Speaker 1: do you do when you grow rich man surrounded by
Speaker 1: a violin player? Cried your videotape it and put it
Speaker 1: up on Instagram. No, no, I felt so bad, and
Speaker 1: like I put my arm around him and I just said,
Speaker 1: I just I don't know that this is right. And
Speaker 1: then after I did that and tried to comfort him,
Speaker 1: he kissed me. Oh, dude, do you think it was
Speaker 1: all a ploy. Do you think those were fake tears?
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows, Like at this point, it's so
Speaker 1: hard to read what any of this is. Is it
Speaker 1: a ploy? Is it real? I don't know. What did
Speaker 1: you say I might talk to him? I mean I
Speaker 1: just sort of made an excuse, like I like, that
Speaker 1: was a great time and I really have to get home,
Speaker 1: and so I left. Okay, So I don't understand. Then
Speaker 1: why are you emailing us for a second date? Update? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he's again he's relentless, because he continues to call
Speaker 1: me and text me and at the office, it's a
Speaker 1: little weird, like he feels like, you know, I had
Speaker 1: so much fun, such a great time. We have to
Speaker 1: do it again. You had such a great time, you
Speaker 1: ended the date by crying and then like got some
Speaker 1: pity kiss. Who is this freak? Was still a kiss?
Speaker 1: But here's the thing again, Like I know this is weird,
Speaker 1: And this is why I'm calling you guys, because I
Speaker 1: would go out with him again as friends. We get along,
Speaker 1: Like he's not like a terrible person. I just need
Speaker 1: him to understand, like the romantic thing, it's not in
Speaker 1: the cards. So yeah, so you want us to call
Speaker 1: your boss and tell him that you do want to
Speaker 1: accept his date offer, but just as friends, right, like,
Speaker 1: let's be friendly. I have no problem with him like
Speaker 1: that way. Cinderelly, Cinderelli, what are we going to be?
Speaker 1: All Right, We're gonna play a song, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: and then we'll call your boss and let him down.
Speaker 1: Easy for you, Okay, thank you. I hope it works.
Speaker 1: If you're just tuning in for the second date update,
Speaker 1: we've been talking to a lady on the phone. Now
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to go back and bleep her name
Speaker 1: out because she asked us to censor it and use
Speaker 1: a different one. She chose the name Cinderella. Okay, the
Speaker 1: third hottest Disney princess. These are the ratings. I've decided
Speaker 1: she's the third hottest, and that's how it's going to go.
Speaker 1: But Cinderella works at a big corporation where one of
Speaker 1: her big time bosses has taken a very keen interest
Speaker 1: in her. Oh my god, and they have meetings, weekly
Speaker 1: meetings together. Yeah. The problem is she doesn't find this
Speaker 1: particular boss very attractive, and he's been trying to make
Speaker 1: something happen between them for a while. Eventually, she did
Speaker 1: give in and agreed to go out to dinner with
Speaker 1: him one night, where he went all out, rented the
Speaker 1: entire restaurant, got a personal violin player. It was kind
Speaker 1: of awkward for her. Yeah, and the night did end
Speaker 1: with a pity kiss after he cried. Remember right, literally,
Speaker 1: But now she wants to tell him that there is
Speaker 1: not going to be a romantic connection going forward. They
Speaker 1: can hang out again, but just as friends, and she
Speaker 1: needs our help to deliver that news to her boss. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, is that too much to ask? Nope, Nope,
Speaker 1: not at all. I mean I think it'll be totally normal. Well,
Speaker 1: he know who we're talking about. If we say Cinderella,
Speaker 1: probably not. But once you mentioned like a violin play date,
Speaker 1: and yeah, that's probably a tip off. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It could be a lot of dates that he goes
Speaker 1: on like that. So yeah, oh my god, she is
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable. He better get the message. I mean, if
Speaker 1: he honestly, if he's a good person, and if he's
Speaker 1: a good boss, he will say, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: had no idea I was overstepping my bands. And of
Speaker 1: course we can just be friends, I hope. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's probably best, Cinderella, if you tell him the message directly, Like,
Speaker 1: we can help get him on the phone and get
Speaker 1: him ready to hear some bad news, but ultimately it
Speaker 1: should probably come from you. I mean, I know you're right.
Speaker 1: I don't like that you're right, but you can do this.
Speaker 1: You can do this. I mean, honestly, you have all
Speaker 1: the power right now. Okay, enjoy that. Okay, yeah, go
Speaker 1: on a power trip when you're you know, I ask
Speaker 1: for some money right away. That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that he has to listen to what you
Speaker 1: have to say, and he has to respect it. Yes,
Speaker 1: channel your inner ugly step sister, really really let him
Speaker 1: have it, all right, I'm tuning into her. Okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't even ask what his name is. We just know
Speaker 1: him as the king. What's his name? His name is Max?
Speaker 1: All Right, remember your fairy godmothers, all three of us
Speaker 1: are here for you. Okay, can we just maybe layoff
Speaker 1: the whole Cinderella references. I think you should have really
Speaker 1: thought that before you chose that you did this. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. So we're gonna call Max for you,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna give him his happily never after. Okay, see,
Speaker 1: we can't stop, all right, let's sto the phone number.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi is Max there? Um, May
Speaker 1: I ask who's calling? My Name's young Jeffrey from Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning and we're doing from the
Speaker 1: radio show. Yeah yeah, oh my god, are you guys
Speaker 1: second date updating me? Well? You got to that real quick, Max, quick? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I love you guys, to listen to
Speaker 1: you guys all the time. Oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: so much fun. Okay, that's one perspective. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: you know how the second date updates work, then I do.
Speaker 1: And fortunately for me, I've been on a date recently,
Speaker 1: so I think I know where this is going. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I think she most likely wants to go out
Speaker 1: on another date. I mean there were spark well okay,
Speaker 1: there was a lot. Yeah, let's tamper that a little bit.
Speaker 1: We just need to talk to you about this a
Speaker 1: little bit. Don't worry about how all this works and
Speaker 1: everything special. I mean I totally know how it all worked.
Speaker 1: I mean I listened to it. I mean yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're so just hold on, Max, we're going to get
Speaker 1: tall that in just a second. Okay, But the woman
Speaker 1: that we're talking about this is the girl that you
Speaker 1: took to a restaurant and rented it out had a
Speaker 1: private violin player. Oh it was great, I mean it
Speaker 1: really was. It was like the food was fantastic. First off.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was genuinely romantic. Can I just ask you, Max,
Speaker 1: did you ever think that maybe that was a little
Speaker 1: bit too much for a first date? You know, I
Speaker 1: didn't see it as pressure. I saw it as just
Speaker 1: sort of like, you know, I have the means to
Speaker 1: do something special for someone who I think is special,
Speaker 1: and I have no regrets. I think that's a nice sentiment.
Speaker 1: And she did tell I mean, she told us all
Speaker 1: about the evening, and she said that she had a
Speaker 1: really good time and she respects you a lot, and
Speaker 1: you know, she told us about all the extraordinary lengths
Speaker 1: that you went through that night for her clothes in
Speaker 1: the restaurant and the violin. And here's the deal, though,
Speaker 1: how do I say it? You know? I mean, I
Speaker 1: think I know what you're gonna say. No, don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you know what I'm gonna say. I honestly,
Speaker 1: I think I know why you guys are calling And
Speaker 1: I think it makes a lot of sense. So wait,
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Why do you think we're calling you?
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's I think it's pretty obvious.
Speaker 1: Is that, you know, love can spark and really bizarre places,
Speaker 1: and the fact that we're both working in the same company,
Speaker 1: and I think that's probably an obstacle. And I really
Speaker 1: think this is the real deal. I mean, I would
Speaker 1: be willing to step down, step down. Well, let's hold
Speaker 1: on here, Okay, so before you voluntarily give up your job,
Speaker 1: that maybe we should talk to the girl that you
Speaker 1: went out with. Definitely she's gone right now. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean she hasn't told us everything, and she'd probably be
Speaker 1: the best person to help us finish up what we're
Speaker 1: trying to say to you. Cinderella. You there, I am here. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: why are they calling you Cinderella? I don't understand. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I just wanted to try and keep this
Speaker 1: little profile with my real name. So yeah, so can
Speaker 1: they call me Prince Charming? No, I'm down to call
Speaker 1: your Prince charming. Max. Thank you, you're Prince Charming for me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Max, you sound really nice, really kind,
Speaker 1: but I think you need to like step back into
Speaker 1: reality for a second. So go ahead, Cinderella, tell Prince
Speaker 1: Charming what you wanted to tell them. Oh um, Max, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: so you heard what they said, so very nice. Sleep.
Speaker 1: And I've really been thinking about this, and it's not
Speaker 1: a good idea for us to see each other in
Speaker 1: this way. You know, I completely agree, I really do.
Speaker 1: This is why I'm saying. I think it's important if
Speaker 1: I step down. I mean, I'm really I'm oh god,
Speaker 1: I really sorry about That's not even no, you are
Speaker 1: really good at what you do and this company needs
Speaker 1: dudes like you, and I just look, you and I
Speaker 1: are not the best fit. Okay, Um, so what are
Speaker 1: you saying. I'm saying, Max, it's not going to happen.
Speaker 1: There's not a romantic spark here, and that's just that's
Speaker 1: just it. I'm sorry, all right, Well, I mean I
Speaker 1: hear what you're saying. Um, great, Yeah, I really thought
Speaker 1: there was a spark there. Oh buddy, No, I mean
Speaker 1: I think that's totally cool, and I think that maybe
Speaker 1: maybe that's a good idea. Gains of anything that where
Speaker 1: to happen, I hope we will just be bread, which
Speaker 1: is really great anyway, like having a friend. Calm down.
Speaker 1: Take a breath, Cinderella, you just made Prince Charming cry.
Speaker 1: Take a deep breath. Okay, you are you are really
Speaker 1: talented at your job. You are someone that that Cinderella
Speaker 1: really cherishes as a person, and she does want a
Speaker 1: relationship with you, just not like where you make out
Speaker 1: and take your clothes off. Just one. That's a friendship,
Speaker 1: and that can be beautiful too, just in a different way,
Speaker 1: gonna be beautiful. I already see it, all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I didn't really well what I call Max or Prince Charming?
Speaker 1: All right, okay, okay, all right, Max, Now that you
Speaker 1: know how Cinderella feels, buddy, I mean, she wants to
Speaker 1: be friends with you. Still, we would like to send
Speaker 1: you out on a friend date. Ye, and we'll pay
Speaker 1: for it. I don't need any gift cards or anything.
Speaker 1: I mean I listen to the show very regularly. I
Speaker 1: can take us out again. Well, we know you can,
Speaker 1: but just let us treat you, Max, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: the least we can do for putting you through all
Speaker 1: of this. Okay. And I'm sure that there are so
Speaker 1: many listeners that are like single and would love to
Speaker 1: go on a date with you. You sound lovely. Gold
Speaker 1: diggers on the Yes, what was that last thing? A
Speaker 1: lot of gold diggers. A lot of people know that
Speaker 1: you make money. I'm saying, it's just so hard. No, Max,
Speaker 1: you know how a lot of relationships start like you
Speaker 1: start off his friends. You have no idea how many
Speaker 1: people we've talked to where it's like, oh, I didn't
Speaker 1: really like him that way at first. He was kind
Speaker 1: of weird to me, but like, the more I got
Speaker 1: to know him, the more I got to like him.
Speaker 1: This is exactly what I mean. I think we really
Speaker 1: have a shot. Were doing we were there, Jeffrey, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Prince Charman's crying? What do you What do you think? Max?
Speaker 1: Can you at least give the friendship a shot? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Yeah? Okay, it's just friends, Max, It's just friends,
Speaker 1: right right, Cinderella, just friends? Yes, yes, Cinderella. Are you
Speaker 1: cool with this? I'm ready? Friends all the way? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: this has been a successful second date update. I think
Speaker 1: kind of I feel like Max, you still have your
Speaker 1: hopes up. I want you to not have those. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you don't want me to have hope? No? No, why
Speaker 1: would you say something like that. Yeah, don't listen to Brook. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be a Realisay, Yeah, just be a
Speaker 1: realist and remember when you wish upon a star, it
Speaker 1: makes no difference who you are. That's exactly what I
Speaker 1: could kill. That's what I'm saying, my god, Froak and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.