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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone brame

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Speaker 1: Weyday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hello, this is Pete

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Speaker 1: Eakins calling from Community Homeowners Association. I was looking for

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Speaker 1: Amanda speaking Hi, Amanda. How are you? I'm good, A

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Speaker 1: little nervous since you guys have never called me, but fine,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Well, I would be a little nervous too.

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Speaker 1: The reason for my phone call today is m I

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Speaker 1: was driving by your house today and I noticed you

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Speaker 1: have quite the pool. We don't have a pool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well your front yard looks like a pool right now,

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Speaker 1: So shut up? What why? What do you mean as

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Speaker 1: a pool? No? What is going on? Hello? Oh I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry you tell me to shut up? So should I

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Speaker 1: be shutting up her? As your question? Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: Well what is going on? What did you see? Why

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Speaker 1: is it there? What is happening? Well, I don't quite know.

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Speaker 1: I don't quite know, but I was driving past your

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Speaker 1: home today and I noticed there was quite a bit

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Speaker 1: of standing water in your lawn. In your front lawn,

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Speaker 1: we look like a pool. And then I noticed that

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Speaker 1: the water is pouring out of your garage. Though I

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Speaker 1: don't know quite what's going on, But I do know

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Speaker 1: water a garage, oh my gosh, and it's coming like

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Speaker 1: like the garage was closed, so it's like what underneath

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Speaker 1: and it's m yeah, yes, I'm gonna go ahead and

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Speaker 1: have to ask you. Did you purchase an unapproved pool

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Speaker 1: put it in your garage and then it broke? And

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Speaker 1: is that why the water is pouring out of your house?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to assume that's what happened. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: we do not have an unapproved pool in the garage.

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Speaker 1: Is the plumbing It's probably busted and it's still pouring

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Speaker 1: out as we're talking. So I need to like go, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: what do you need. What I need is for you

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Speaker 1: to just go ahead and admit it. I do not

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Speaker 1: have a pool, big pool, little pool, kittie pool, baby pool,

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Speaker 1: dog back anything in my garage. All right, Well, I

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Speaker 1: just want to let you know that. UM. I hope

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Speaker 1: you get it fixed, and also you can expect a

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Speaker 1: quite a large fine from us in the next few plays.

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Speaker 1: What I'm having plumbing probably is going to cost me

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Speaker 1: thousands of dollars and you're gonna find me, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: finding me for an unapproved pool. We've already spoken about that.

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Speaker 1: You've already admitted that you have an unapproved pool, and

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Speaker 1: so I'm and I do not have an unapproved pool.

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Speaker 1: Then why is there water? Then? Why is there water

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Speaker 1: coming out of your garage? Plumbing is probably, but it's impossible. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not impossible. It's impossible that it could be from

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Speaker 1: the plumbing. It's definitely a pool. And I will be

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Speaker 1: sending you a very large fine, probably around one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I don't know here we are, you know what you

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go take care of my broken plumbing

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Speaker 1: right now, yeah, okay, they're gonna just okay, So you're

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Speaker 1: going to tell me pipes broken pipes in your house

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Speaker 1: is more of a valid reason than an unapproved secret

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Speaker 1: pool that broke. The hell? Would it ever not be

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Speaker 1: a more valid reason than a secret pool? Nobody has

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Speaker 1: a secret pool. M Yeah, I've seen this happening each

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Speaker 1: time it was a secret, unapproved pool. I've never seen

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Speaker 1: a pipe bust. Ever, You've never seen a busted pipe.

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Speaker 1: Every single busted pipe I've ever heard of has been

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Speaker 1: an unapproved secret pool that broke. Mmmm. So enjoy the fine,

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Speaker 1: and I hope you get it all cleaned up, because

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Speaker 1: you have two days to get it all clean up.

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Speaker 1: If not, then more fines will come. I'm a little speechless.

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Speaker 1: I'm so I to just sweat and like I'm panic

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Speaker 1: because I'm wasting my time. I've got to guess this

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Speaker 1: thing shut off and you need to stop. There's no

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Speaker 1: fine fine okay, okay, okay, fine fine fine fine fine

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Speaker 1: fine fine fine fine fine fine, okay, fine fine fine.

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Speaker 1: I oh my god, fine, hey, Amanda, this is actually

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Speaker 1: a prank phone called This is Jewil from The Jewil

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh wait, my husband did that. He

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Speaker 1: said that there's been problems with the pipes at your

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Speaker 1: house and I want to me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: So I think everything's fine, fine, fine, thank fine. The

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