1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: You don't know me confession I can't take back ow arms. 2 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:11,039 Speaker 1: Little mouse Speaker. 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 2: Text to seventy five ninety two says, one time I 4 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 2: met Snoop Dogg out in public. Oh my god, I 5 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,319 Speaker 2: didn't have any paper, so I got him to sign 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 2: a twenty dollars bill instead. Seemed like a pretty hip 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,479 Speaker 2: hop thing to do. But I lost it when my 8 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 2: mom spent it on groceries. So it's out there in 9 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 2: circulation somewhere, and I look at every twenty now to 10 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,640 Speaker 2: see if it comes. 11 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 1: Back to me. 12 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 3: Dad, I'm gonna start looking too. 13 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:41,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, Brooke did WinCE at the thought of a measly 14 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 2: twenty dollars bill at first, but once you found out 15 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 2: it was signed by Snoop Dogg, that's cool. I love him. 16 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 2: You are always welcome, though, to come share your biggest 17 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 2: regrets anonymously here on the mass speaker as we quietly 18 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 2: WinCE through your pain. And we have a guy who's 19 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 2: chosen to use Jake as his fake name today, So Jake, 20 00:00:58,920 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 2: welcome to the show. 21 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, thank you for having me. How are you 22 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: guys better if you. 23 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 3: Give us twenty bucks. 24 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 2: Or a bigger denomination if you have it on you 25 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 2: voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever 26 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 2: you're ready, let's hear your confession. 27 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 1: Okay, it's gonna feel good to get this out here. 28 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:15,839 Speaker 3: That's good. 29 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah. So I used to be a delivery driver 30 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 1: for one of those meal prep services. 31 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, like the ones where the stuff comes basically prepared 32 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 3: and all you have to do is heated up. 33 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, exactly. I'd rather not say which one, that's 34 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:34,959 Speaker 1: all right, but you say freshly they went out of business. 35 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,479 Speaker 2: I'm guessing they're probably still around if he doesn't want 36 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 2: to say which one they are. 37 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fired, if he doesn't want. 38 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:46,759 Speaker 2: To say, Okay, so you worked for. 39 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: Them, Yeah, yeah, I'll work for them. And i'd probably 40 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 1: had this job now for just a couple of weeks. 41 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: And there was this one lady, one lady, and she 42 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: was a little older, maybe in like her mid forties 43 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: early fifties. She was always super friendly to me, and 44 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: she would greet me at the door to her condo, 45 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: like every Monday morning when i'd arrived. 46 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, her meals. 47 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,080 Speaker 1: Well, anyway, one day she asked me if I could 48 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 1: help like carry the box of meals inside for her 49 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 1: and put them in her fridge. Yeah. I was like, sure, 50 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: no problem, like there is a lot of food here, Like, 51 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: I got you. 52 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not on a schedule or anything. It's 53 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 3: all about you, lady. 54 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, And I went inside and I put her 55 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: food in the fridge. I turn around and I realized, 56 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 1: like she's not wearing anything besides lingerie. 57 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 3: Wait a minute, Oh she's not just a snack. 58 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 2: Hell is that on purpose or did she just totally forget? 59 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,880 Speaker 1: And was like she was dressed normal, like I didn't 60 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: think anything of it. But then like, I don't know 61 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: she had it on underneath because it was fast. 62 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 3: Did you like that really uncomfy? 63 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: Well? I was in shock. Sound like it's still. So 64 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 1: she closes the door to the fridge and then she 65 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: starts coming on to me. 66 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I guess you feel like you could 67 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 2: push her out of you, Like, are you stronger than her? 68 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 3: Worried about your safe? I'm worry about your safety. 69 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 2: What did you do? 70 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,960 Speaker 1: Well, I let's just say I didn't do anything. I 71 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: did not stop her, That's what I'm saying. 72 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 2: Wait, so you went along, you invited her in. 73 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 1: I mean things happened. 74 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 3: Oh you dirted down you're happy with, right, I was 75 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 3: happy with Yeah, well. 76 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 2: It's good for she really enjoys getting her meals delivered. 77 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: That's awesome, okay, And I'm over here thinking, I'm like, 78 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: this is going to be some crazy once in a 79 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: lifetime story, you know. 80 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 3: Yes. 81 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,600 Speaker 1: So the next Monday comes up and it actually happened 82 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: with her again. Oh yeah, if you like. 83 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 3: It, why would you stop? And this time you're prepared. 84 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 3: You're like, I'm going to make her the last delivery of. 85 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: It happened again. And it actually happened a couple of times. 86 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 3: Yeah. 87 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 1: I didn't tell anybody at work. I was like, this 88 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: is my secret because if anybody finds out about this, 89 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: I'm going to get fired. I can't have that. I 90 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:32,919 Speaker 1: need this job. 91 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 2: Okay. 92 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,839 Speaker 1: So a couple of months go by, I'm on break 93 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 1: and two of the other delivery drivers are right there 94 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 1: in the loading dock area and they're asking me about 95 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: my delivery route. So I tell them my route, and 96 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 1: the one casually mentioned, Oh you're talking about missus Johnson's route. 97 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, people know her, he goes, He goes, 98 00:04:55,920 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 1: Oh she's the best, she's real welcoming. Oh no, my 99 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 1: jaw dropped to the floor and I'm like, wait, what 100 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 1: do you mean welcoming? Yeah, and they just both start 101 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:18,599 Speaker 1: laughing cracking up at me, and I'm like, oh no, 102 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: what is happening. One of them goes, dude, everyone's been 103 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: to her fridge. Oh my god. 104 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:27,919 Speaker 3: Okay, well she is infamous. Apparently recircuit. 105 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,280 Speaker 1: Apparently there's been like four of us that have like, 106 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 1: quote unquote been to her fridge. Oh. It was so awkward, 107 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:40,560 Speaker 1: so embarrassing, Like I felt so weird. So like after that, 108 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 1: like I found that out. After that, like I would 109 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,280 Speaker 1: just drop off her meals and I would like leave 110 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 1: as quickly as I could. 111 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 2: And oh, you didn't like being in the rotation? 112 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,159 Speaker 3: I thought you could just like circulate it, like, God, 113 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 3: I'm tired. Will you take her today? 114 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, I was just like I had to get 115 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 1: out of there, like I had to change job. But 116 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 1: I'm like now I'm just like sitting here wondering. I'm like, 117 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: I wonder if she still does the same thing to 118 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 1: like the new delivery driver. Oh sure, yeah, who must 119 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:09,479 Speaker 1: be doing that? 120 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, who needs dating apps when you have 121 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 3: a food delivery service? 122 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,160 Speaker 2: Apparently all our male listeners are going to want to 123 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 2: be applying to your previous job now. 124 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 1: So thanks for the hot tip. 125 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 3: Yeah missus Johnson's fridge. 126 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, and text in seven eight, five nine too. If 127 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 2: you have a confession you've been holding on to, WEE 128 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 2: can hid your identity, mask your voice and make you 129 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,800 Speaker 2: our next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up right 130 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:34,160 Speaker 2: after this. 131 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.