1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: All right, everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday, which 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,159 Speaker 1: means it's time for the kids to give their Easter speeches. 3 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:11,600 Speaker 1: Here's some examples, yeah, for when Easter speeches go badly. Okay, 4 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: today we'll have speeches by Little Jay, Little Junior. Hie, 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: Little Tommy over there, and look at him over there, Hi, 6 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: little Stevie. All right, this first speech will be by. 7 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 2: Little j Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter is more than 8 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 2: just bunnies. Okaya, is more than just bunnies and candy. 9 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 2: Uh uh, how got boo boo? 10 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: Okay, that didn't go well. Okay, Now it's time for 11 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: Little Junior. 12 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 3: Little Junior, he is not here. He has risen just 13 00:00:55,600 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 3: as he said. Hey, bay, Hey, Daddy, Bobby, there's my 14 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 3: other brother. Is sister that Daddy told me not to 15 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:04,680 Speaker 3: tell you about. 16 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 1: Hi out. 17 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:09,560 Speaker 4: Like going on? 18 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:14,039 Speaker 1: Besides the fact that he has asthma. Okay, we need 19 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: to have a speech by little Tommy. Now, come on up, 20 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: Little Tommy. 21 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:29,040 Speaker 5: Here come Peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail. 22 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 6: Hey there, got mister Johnson. 23 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 5: Mister Johnson come over the house every day after Daddy 24 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 5: go to work. Hey, mister Johnson, mister Johnson, Oh. 25 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 1: God, okay, every everyone calmed down. Now it's time for 26 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,559 Speaker 1: Little Steve. Come on up, little Steve. 27 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 3: Jeez. 28 00:01:55,920 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 4: They're many years ago on the cross he died. Yes, hey, Daddy, 29 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 4: that's your boss, the one you call big flast stupid. 30 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: All right, okay, quiet everyone, let's get back to little 31 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,960 Speaker 1: j Come on, come on, little j your turn. 32 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, he died, but on the he died. 33 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,639 Speaker 2: He died, but he died, but on the seventh day 34 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 2: he rolled. Hey, that's the guy to give that in 35 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 2: little packs of sugar Daddy put in his pocket. 36 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: Okay, moving, hey, okay, moving, moving right along with our 37 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 1: Easter program. It's time once again for little Junior, Little Jor. 38 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:05,119 Speaker 3: He gave his life for us that we could be Hey, 39 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 3: that's the lady that comes out of the building that 40 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 3: has dances on it, and Daddy always gives her buddy 41 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 3: and says, this is funny. 42 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: Baby, Little Tommy, Little little Tommy, you have your speech ready. 43 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 6: Down, you're pall ears cleanse tiny tail, Hey, mommy, And 44 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 6: that that's the lady that's got a little boy that looks. 45 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 5: Just like me and Daddy. 46 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: Now now, now hey, well ended right here with with 47 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: little Stevie. 48 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 4: Okay, well we sure we ain't gonna ended with this one, 49 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:01,480 Speaker 4: because Easter is a day for dressing up. Hey, dad, 50 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 4: the gonna demand to give me five dollars to stay down, 51 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 4: stay at to play video games. Hey mit, the Carter, 52 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 4: thanks for the money. They run out here for another 53 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 4: five next Friday. Okay, Daddy, you don't know him. That's 54 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 4: met the Carter and that daddy, Daddy, Daddy, why are 55 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 4: you choking at the Carter? 56 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 5: Happy Easter. 57 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:35,480 Speaker 1: That concludes our Eastern program for ladies and gentlemen. Thank 58 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,040 Speaker 1: you everyone. 59 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 4: Come on, boys, my mama saint it. 60 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,479 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.