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Speaker 1: Ven Jubile Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Tim spank

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Speaker 1: Me and it's time for another exciting edition of Ridiculous

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions. It's America's most exciting game show, Ridiculous Internet Questions,

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Speaker 1: where we ask you the question that everybody's talking about

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Speaker 1: on the dot com. So today, I'm Tim spank Me. Wow,

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Speaker 1: and let's get this thing slapping, shall we? Yeah, here

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Speaker 1: we go. What is today's ridiculous Internet question? I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you asked. I'm Tim spank Me and I'm today's host.

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Speaker 1: So I'm about to tell you what's the best thing

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Speaker 1: invented since the year two thousand? What is the best

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Speaker 1: invention of the two thousands? Call us up right now?

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Speaker 1: Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: That's three eights and then a three and then a

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Speaker 1: four and then a three and then a one, and

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Speaker 1: then a zero and then a six and then a one.

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Speaker 1: And if you'd like to text in, it's also four

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Speaker 1: zero six one. That's a four and then a zero

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Speaker 1: and then a six and then one. Yeah, okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: text in eight eight eight three four three one six

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Speaker 1: one eight eight eight three four three one oh six

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Speaker 1: one or four one oh six one, and we'll take

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Speaker 1: your call or read your text if it's good enough.

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Speaker 1: If it's not, then sorry, yeah, okay, let's get onto it.

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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Internet questions, Christian, what's the best invention since two thousands?

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Speaker 1: All right, so I have two. The first one the

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Speaker 1: best invention QR codes. I love a QR code because

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Speaker 1: they are so convenient, and I think it should be

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Speaker 1: a national law that all restaurants should have it where

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Speaker 1: you can pay with the QR code. You just scan it,

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Speaker 1: boot boot Apple pay. I'm out the door. I'm a

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Speaker 1: big fan of the QR code. You can make any

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Speaker 1: QR code for anything you want for free. You listening

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Speaker 1: right now, you can go make one right now for free,

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Speaker 1: and it's perfect. I've been wanting to make a QR

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Speaker 1: code for a while. Now, what do you want it

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Speaker 1: to link to? Well, don't I want to. I want

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Speaker 1: to make so many QR codes awesome eight eight three

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Speaker 1: four three one to six one eighty eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one. What is the best thing

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Speaker 1: invented since two thousand? Text? In four one oh six one,

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Speaker 1: somebody said the squatty potty. I agree, squatty potty is

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Speaker 1: an amazing invention. That's the stool that goes around the toilet,

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Speaker 1: so you put your legs up, so all it's a

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Speaker 1: better way to Yeah, exactly, it's it's less strain on

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Speaker 1: your bottom area. And so you're you're going to the

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Speaker 1: bathroom like you more like you're designed to do. Really

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Speaker 1: we should be just be squatting in a hole. But

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Speaker 1: I want to say I thought those things were over rated.

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Speaker 1: And Tom went to someone's house who had one game

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Speaker 1: changer or for someone who's like really short like me.

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Speaker 1: My toes are the only thing that I hit the

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Speaker 1: four I need one. Yeah, it's not for functionality and

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Speaker 1: going to this it's just so that her feet not

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Speaker 1: dangle on the call us up eight eight eight three

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Speaker 1: four three one six one text in four one o

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Speaker 1: six one Hey Sarah, Hey, Hey, how are you good? Morning? Good?

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Not too bad? Thank you for

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Speaker 1: asking question for you before we let you answer the

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Speaker 1: ridiculous internet question. Is this show the first preset on

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Speaker 1: your radio? Yes? Absolutely? Okay, good. If you're lying, you

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Speaker 1: know what I'd have to do, right, I'd have to

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Speaker 1: hang up on you until you get it right and

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Speaker 1: call back. That's the rule. What's your answer? What is

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Speaker 1: the best thing invented since two thousand? Where would we

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Speaker 1: be without YouTube? Oh? Oh yeah, Like I didn't have

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Speaker 1: a solid male role model growing up. My dad didn't

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Speaker 1: teach me anything. I didn't have any role models. Like

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Speaker 1: YouTube has taught me how to do every sort of

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Speaker 1: d I Y thing at tie a tie. Well, I

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Speaker 1: still don't really know it very well. You have to

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Speaker 1: go back to it every time. Yes, I still have

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Speaker 1: to go watch them. Basically I call YouTube dad now.

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Speaker 1: Basically YouTube is has taught me everything that I need

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Speaker 1: to know about life. It's bookmarked on my browser as dad.

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Speaker 1: So whenever I need to do anything that I have

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Speaker 1: trouble with, I just opened my computer and I go

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Speaker 1: ask dad and pull up a YouTube tutorial. So I

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Speaker 1: agree with you. YouTube is amazing. Calls up eight eight

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one text in

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one. What is the best thing

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Speaker 1: invented since two thousand? Allex, Well, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: this was uninvented before two thousand, but I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: assume that it was, you know and say working at

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Speaker 1: home yo, oh yes, you know what's ridiculous is after

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Speaker 1: the quarantine and the COVID and that whole deal. Remember

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Speaker 1: that back in the day, Yeah, way back when all

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Speaker 1: the companies finally realize, oh snap, we don't have to

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Speaker 1: make people sit at a desk handcuff for eight hours

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Speaker 1: a day pretending to work, because most people in offices

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Speaker 1: work for about four hours a day maybe, and then

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Speaker 1: pretend to work the rest of the four and that's

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Speaker 1: why everybody's so miserable. They'll like you better, management, They'll

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Speaker 1: like you better for allowing the new work at home.

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Speaker 1: They'll get their laundry done during the day so they're

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Speaker 1: not exhausted because they're working, you know, after work on

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Speaker 1: their ring up and making dinner, and they'll have more

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Speaker 1: time in the evening to do stuff for themselves. And

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Speaker 1: they had all this research that came out that said

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Speaker 1: quality of life is better, employees are happier, And now

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Speaker 1: they just started to get back to normal. Companies are

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Speaker 1: like back into the office, everybody. We can't have you

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Speaker 1: guys out there getting all happy on us. You gotta

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Speaker 1: be chained to your desk hating your life every day

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna be a good employee for our company.

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Speaker 1: Exactly eight and eight three four three one six one,

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. What's the best thing

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Speaker 1: invitted since two thousand? Minuet I would say the best

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Speaker 1: thing is definitely streaming services, because do you remember like

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Speaker 1: illegally downloading things on like unquo illegal. I would has

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Speaker 1: lime wire phone. Yes, always turned me out of the butt.

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Speaker 1: That's like Limire. I was just about to say that

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Speaker 1: I was. I was on that because Liire was lime

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Speaker 1: wire was lime Wire ruined MANI a computer for you

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Speaker 1: too if you could download videos on lime wire. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In other words, yeah, I've read a lot of computers

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Speaker 1: for me too. Texting four six one, call us eight

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Speaker 1: at eight three four three one to six one. What's

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Speaker 1: the best thing invented since two thousand? The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand