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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with.

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Speaker 2: Sydney and Marie. Hi, guys, what's up? What's up? Sydney?

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Speaker 2: I really like this hair on you. Look at you

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Speaker 2: giving compliments, compliments on compliments. You see. This is why

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Speaker 2: I don't give compliments, because you can't just take them.

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Speaker 2: I can't. I don't know what to do with them.

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Speaker 2: What do I be?

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Speaker 3: This is the least wig looking wig that you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait you see how she does. What

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Speaker 2: she does is bring you up and take you down crazy.

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Speaker 2: This is why we are barely friends.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: I did that because you were like, look at you

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Speaker 4: giving compliments on compliments. You should have just taken the

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Speaker 4: compliment and I would have been like, great, awesome.

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Speaker 2: Guys. Do you know how to take a compliment, especially

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Speaker 2: somebody from somebody like Marie?

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Speaker 3: You're like, is she reading me?

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Speaker 5: Or she?

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Speaker 2: Is this real? I never know what your ass Sidney,

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Speaker 2: you just take the damn you know what. I'm not

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Speaker 2: doing this Favery. You look great in your house face

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Speaker 2: so much.

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Speaker 4: Because I'm at home also known as the studio.

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Speaker 2: Yes, unless you guys want to donate to the Unofficial

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Speaker 2: Expert slide in the Venmo DMS and donate so we

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Speaker 2: can move to a real studio. I probably just keep

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Speaker 2: the money. Well that's why you got to hit me

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Speaker 2: on Sydney Dash Washington. You want to get more wigs.

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Speaker 2: I would definitely give the money to the Unofficial Expert

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Speaker 2: Podcast to get like different equipment, that's true. Yeah, maybe

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Speaker 2: another laptop. I mean I need a laptop for myself.

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Speaker 2: You see, I'll call it. I'll call it the studio laptop,

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Speaker 2: but it'll really ben I'll be download porn and everything

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Speaker 2: on it. So do you even watch porn? I know

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Speaker 2: what about you? Marie? Do I watch porn? Nah? I

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Speaker 2: got good eyes? Great? And uh, how you doing? What's

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Speaker 2: going on? What's your expertise this week? Sidney? First of all,

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Speaker 2: I'm doing I'm doing well. I feel like it's the

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Speaker 2: year was freaking over right, like it's done. Twenty seventeen

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Speaker 2: is freaking done.

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Speaker 3: So, uh, you know, I feel like somebody.

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Speaker 2: Who doesn't really have the best reactions all the time.

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Speaker 2: I was an expert at keeping calm under pressure.

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Speaker 4: Ooh, this week, let me tell you what happened. Okay,

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Speaker 4: So I went to Target. I have one hundred dollars

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Speaker 4: gift card.

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Speaker 2: Yes you did.

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Speaker 4: We were together when you got it that we wanted

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Speaker 4: from that show with the dude from Insecure.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 3: So I had this gift.

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Speaker 4: Card and I went to go buy some like sheets

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Speaker 4: or something and the total was sixty dollars, right.

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Speaker 2: That's not bad and for sheets it was like sheets.

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Speaker 4: Then I like I bought like, you know, a box

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Speaker 4: of tricks cereal, like oh, I was in there just

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Speaker 4: making it ring in a Target sixty bucks and I

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Speaker 4: swept the gift card and it didn't go through.

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Speaker 3: What And then I swept it again and it didn't

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Speaker 3: go through?

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Speaker 2: And tell his money on this card? Yeah, that's worse

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Speaker 2: than getting your debit card, right, your gift card. Because

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Speaker 2: I was like they, yes, they don't think you one

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Speaker 2: of those boosters and what scammers? Scammers?

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Speaker 4: I'm the scammer. Uh and uh. The guy was like,

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Speaker 4: I was like, here's money on here. It's gotta be

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Speaker 4: at least fifty bucks left. And he was like, well,

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Speaker 4: let me try it with less money, and it didn't

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Speaker 4: go through again. So then he tries to scan it.

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Speaker 4: So now I'm at Target, I'm holding the lineup.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's so many people, it's it's just it's

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Speaker 2: black folks, all up and through Target, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: you know, it's it's money on your Like, I'm not

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Speaker 2: gonna be angry and yell like the lady that yelled

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Speaker 2: at the Dollar store when her car got declined and

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Speaker 2: uh so I called them. He was like, just call

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Speaker 2: the number on the car.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he said, go to customer service.

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Speaker 2: I went, and this this gay dude was like, you

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Speaker 2: got to call the number on the card because we

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Speaker 3: I was like, what, but y'all customer service?

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Speaker 2: Why is he so rude? How was your hair? Why

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Speaker 2: are you like you're just regular dude, regular dagular? No

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Speaker 2: call the number.

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Speaker 4: So I called and I put my information in and

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Speaker 4: they tell me there's fifty four dollars on the card.

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Speaker 2: So I go back.

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Speaker 4: I tell the cashier and he was like, oh, let's

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Speaker 4: try it for fifty.

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Speaker 2: Four dollars and it still didn't go through. Oh like

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Speaker 2: you know what, check the sheets out. Its like the

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Speaker 2: towels out. I was like, I'm only gonna spend you know,

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Speaker 2: a couple dollars of my own here, because the whole

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Speaker 2: point of me going there was to spend the gift

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Speaker 2: card money. I'm not gonna spend sixty of my own

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Speaker 2: American dollars. No way, So I spent like twelve dollars

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Speaker 2: and I left, Oh my god, what a wait? Did

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Speaker 2: you get the sheets? Listen? So I called them the

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Speaker 2: next day and did you? Were like, can you guys

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Speaker 2: just keep this on hold? I'll be back.

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Speaker 3: I called Target.

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Speaker 4: Customer service and they were like, yeah, we see that

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Speaker 4: it got declined a couple times because we can stick

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Speaker 4: a see like all the a gift card and they

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Speaker 4: were like, it has fifty four dollars on it.

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Speaker 3: Your card is fine. You just were trying to swep

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Speaker 3: it for too much. They can't.

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Speaker 2: It won't swept for more than what's on the card, Okay,

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Speaker 2: but when they swipe it and it gets canceled, then

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Speaker 2: they put a hold on it like it's a debit card.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but legit. It was like like eight

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Speaker 2: or nine decline. Is there? Like security? Do they have?

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Speaker 2: Like security on the gift cards? Now? It's too many

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Speaker 2: scammers out there. Y'all got them like red alerting gift cards. Now, dude,

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Speaker 2: don't messing it up for everybody. Flacken.

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Speaker 4: And then I went to get my hair done the

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Speaker 4: next day to talk get my hair. No, no, no, thank

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Speaker 4: you so much, just with like a regular card. And

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Speaker 4: my hair dresser was late and they were like. I

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Speaker 4: was like, I don't want to get a trim because

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Speaker 4: last time it was like Ramadan or something, and I

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Speaker 4: felt like she took off too much hair.

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Speaker 3: She was like in a bad mood.

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Speaker 4: When she trimmed my hair, so I felt like it

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Speaker 4: wasn't even so I was like, I don't want her

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Speaker 4: and they were like, oh, my costs more to change

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Speaker 4: the service. And I was like, but I want to

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Speaker 4: get less done.

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Speaker 3: She's just yeah.

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Speaker 4: But at the time, you know, we made the appointment

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Speaker 4: for this much time, I was like, was she not

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Speaker 2: So the universe is trying to get you to spend

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Speaker 2: your own money, Marie, Like they trying to make you

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Speaker 2: spend more than what you what you bargained for this.

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Speaker 2: And I sat there for almost half an hour or

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Speaker 2: I sat there for twenty minutes on the phone with Target,

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Speaker 2: and then when I got off the phone, she still

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Speaker 2: wasn't there. So I left.

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Speaker 4: I said, I'm not gonna get charged a cancelation fee,

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Speaker 4: right she not here, And they.

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Speaker 2: Were like, no, you're fine. What if you're like, can

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Speaker 2: I pay you in Target gift cards? It's fifty Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I was very cool, and then I went to Target

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Speaker 2: and I picked up my sheets straight from the hair

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Speaker 2: salon with my dirty ass hair nice.

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Speaker 4: I kept very cool under pressure. You're so good at

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Speaker 4: that pressure. That's that was my expertise this week. Any

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Speaker 4: what the hell are you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Taking the train, I've been taking the

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Speaker 2: train way more. I got a weekly. Like, when I

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Speaker 2: bought the weekly, I said, what is life? What's going

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Speaker 2: on here? That's how I know shit is switching up

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Speaker 2: turning around. I'm doing bad. I bought a weekly because

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm not taking a cab for

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Speaker 2: real this week, and so I've been taking a cap.

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Speaker 2: I've been I mean not taking a cap. I've been

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Speaker 2: taking the train late. I'll take the train after midnight,

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Speaker 2: and so I feel like people who take the train late,

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Speaker 2: the ones that are sleeping. I'm like, you must do

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Speaker 2: this all the time. Because I was up, like what's

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Speaker 2: gonna happen? Something bad is gonna happen. It's late, there's

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Speaker 2: not a lot of people on the train, what's going on?

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Speaker 2: So it was me and maybe five other people on

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Speaker 2: the train, like scattered, and this dude is like looking

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Speaker 2: at me. He kept looking, and I'm like, oh, I know,

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Speaker 2: I look so great. It's crazy. But were you wearing?

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Speaker 2: What was I wearing? Which way you had on? I

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Speaker 2: have my love and hip hop wig other one that's

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Speaker 2: like blind and brown, Yeah, I had that's While he

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Speaker 2: was looking, he was like, is that clicks check? And

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Speaker 2: I had like just you know, dinim jacket didm jeans?

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Speaker 2: Nothing crazy? But he was like looking at me, and

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Speaker 2: I'm looking and I'm like, Okay, what's up. Are you

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Speaker 2: gonna come and talk to me or what? And he doesn't.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't. So then I get off the train and

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Speaker 2: I'm already apprehensive because I'm like, is this stew gonna

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Speaker 2: do something stupid? I did? You know? Every hints to

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Speaker 2: reading Timeout magazine learn that word from it shut out

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Speaker 2: at that time? Out No, I was? I was. I

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Speaker 2: didn't because it wasn't a lot of people getting off

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Speaker 2: to go down by myself anyho. I walked down to

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Speaker 2: the to the end of the train, and it did

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Speaker 2: the dude pulls up and was like, do you want

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Speaker 2: to fuck? I'm sorry, what fuck? And you put like

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Speaker 2: emphasis on the fuck, and I said, Wow, say woman

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Speaker 2: trying the whole thing. Fuck, do you want to fuck?

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Speaker 2: It was?

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Speaker 3: It was so I was so astonished.

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Speaker 2: I was like, first of all, I don't even look

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what that type of woman looks like.

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Speaker 2: But why would you talk to somebody like this this

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Speaker 2: late and you don't know what kind of person? I

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Speaker 2: could have hauled off and tasered the fuck out of

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Speaker 2: you. You should have tasted the balls. I wish I had

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Speaker 2: a taste. I would have totally tasted him in the neck,

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Speaker 2: because first of all, you're so close, you're like pretty

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Speaker 2: much touching my ear and didn't even say He leaned

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Speaker 2: into like he was in how like what are y'all?

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Speaker 2: Y'all are on crack or meth like? But he looked clean,

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Speaker 2: so I don't think he was on drugs. But I'm

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Speaker 2: just like, who's having this?

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Speaker 3: What did he look like?

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Speaker 2: Was he cute? Nope? He had red Timberland boots on

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Speaker 2: and like track track shorts.

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Speaker 3: So match.

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Speaker 2: Basketball short, yes, track short track shorts. He don't he

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Speaker 2: looked crazy. So anyway, I'm like going off on him

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Speaker 2: a little bit, but not as I wanted to, and

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Speaker 2: he's like, chill, shorty, chill, I just think you cute.

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Speaker 2: I just was trying to talk to you. What who

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Speaker 2: raised you dudes? What are y'all going through? I was

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Speaker 2: so mad. I was like, I wish I had mace

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Speaker 2: to spray in his eye. But I feel like, guys,

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that was such.

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Speaker 2: A good transition.

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Speaker 3: You're so good at these.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying. Our guest is a comedian, hilarious. He is

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Speaker 4: Homie, a lover of friend. I don't think he's any

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Speaker 2: He is our Christian rapper expert. Give it up for.

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Speaker 1: What you guy?

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Speaker 2: What is the name?

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Speaker 1: What's the background of the name Abaijani?

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, that's the Turkey is on. I was like no.

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Speaker 2: I was like, did not have an album called No?

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Speaker 2: That was a music? So you want to saying yes,

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Speaker 2: But it was like all one word it is, Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, I know do you all know the music?

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Speaker 2: So a rapper?

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Speaker 1: Now he's wait and he goes by a different name.

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Speaker 2: What's the name. I have to look it up. We listen.

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Speaker 2: We always learning stuff on an unofficial expert.

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Speaker 3: That's why we do this show.

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Speaker 1: Because he is he's definitely a rapper. Now it's crazy, it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he has like these fitted caps with crowns on him.

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Speaker 2: It's weird. Actually, I like that, Marie. Look it up.

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Speaker 3: Is it like a scully with us, just like with

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Speaker 1: No, it's like a DIY project.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna put music Soul Child the Hustle, but

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Speaker 1: Music Soul Child's rap name is called the Hustle and

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Speaker 1: it's spelled t h e, but Hustle is spelled h

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Speaker 2: L h u s e L. That's all though. So

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Speaker 2: he a rapper and he can't spell. No, that's not

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Speaker 2: the work. Most definitely rapper. He changed his name to

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Speaker 2: what is his name? Now? What the hell? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yes, sin Bay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's you know, here's the hat. You've seen

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Speaker 1: the hat. Oh, that's the hat. You can explain it.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it's like leather too.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a leather crown.

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Speaker 3: The hostel. That is awful. What is happening here?

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Speaker 2: Oh? That's awful here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry this podcast took a turn for the worst.

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Speaker 2: Well, he had his first album in two thousand was

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Speaker 2: called I Just Want to Sing And that looks like

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Speaker 3: No, look just because you said Azerbjean.

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Speaker 2: Or whatever, but you see it, Oh that does look

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm it's spelled there's like an am there

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Speaker 1: Oh god, he's been doing this his whole career.

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Speaker 2: His whole just misspelling things, just creating a language, just.

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Speaker 4: Freaking I mean, I like music, so child, though I

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Speaker 2: I like him. Do I like music? Soulcho you don't

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Speaker 1: There is there's where he gets old in that video

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Speaker 1: you can flip that into a gospel song. I heard

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Speaker 2: Really.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, people flip stuff off.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Sydney's in the bathroom, Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Bathroom. Oh my god. Okay, So let's talk about your background.

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Speaker 2: So that's where your that's where your family's from.

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Speaker 1: Azerbaijean, Yeah, I came here when I was five years old.

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Speaker 2: You were born there. I was born there. Yeah, can

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Speaker 5: As Azerbyjon Azerbijean Azerbijean, that's like that sounds like on

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Speaker 2: Like like or it'd be like people will do people's

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Speaker 3: Like it anyway, Azerbijan.

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Speaker 2: Yea, as by.

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Speaker 1: Jean as that sounds like butt pads exactly as by Jean.

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Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I'm telling you the connection is there.

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Speaker 3: We got things to do, okay. So that's what you

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Speaker 4: So that means you still have a passport from there

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Speaker 1: I have an American passport. I got my citizenship when

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Speaker 3: Got to take the test.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have to take the test now I was

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Speaker 1: I was express line. Yeah, my parents already had theirs,

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Speaker 2: I got it.

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Speaker 1: Really, I think I had my passport somewhere.

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Speaker 2: You have it on you, you travel with it.

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Speaker 1: I don't have an ID, and I'm refused to go

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Speaker 2: New York City.

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Speaker 3: I d it's free. You get discounts on movies.

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Speaker 2: But then you got to like.

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Speaker 1: Sign up on some website. I don't feel like doing that.

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Speaker 2: Do you have to go to a place? Got to see?

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Speaker 2: You got to go worse?

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Speaker 1: You think if I won't sign up on a website,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to a place.

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Speaker 2: But it's fast. You gotta go and you take a picture.

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Speaker 1: Probably the place is probably hearing flat Bushexus burger.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: You need an you need an ID. You can't carry

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Speaker 4: your past losing your passport. Replacing that is like so

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Speaker 4: much more work.

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Speaker 1: But what does that say about me? That says I'm

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Speaker 2: That says it's you a man that don't know no better.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, I'm back. Oh man, that was just terrible.

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Speaker 2: Oh because you got the body suit on. That's not

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Speaker 2: why I was in there that long. Where were you you?

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Speaker 2: I had espresso and the cheese. It's just so so wasted.

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Speaker 2: My good gudda on you? God? Is that what it was?

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Speaker 2: You give me good? This is a different type of cheese.

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Speaker 4: You can't. I was like, I was like, did your

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Speaker 4: manager buy you this cheese? You are an asshole.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is grits, smoked guda grit.

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Speaker 2: I don't like it was good. I just want to say,

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Speaker 2: You got the new housis these are Johns. Can get.

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Speaker 4: Your good bird a good barn shirt.

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Speaker 2: Yo, I'm about to have those next week next Thank

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Speaker 2: you for being this all right?

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Speaker 3: Continue, She's grace okay. So are your parents really religious?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, I was just a very bad kid.

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Speaker 2: I was horrible. Did you go to jail? No? But

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Speaker 1: The reason I went to church for the first time. No,

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Speaker 2: I was twelve small. You were a pretty damn man,

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: And uh I he he had community service.

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Speaker 2: See so he went to Jarson. Yeah Arson, what did

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Speaker 2: he burn. In my mind, it was like a family dog. Know.

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Speaker 2: He burnt like a like a garage some So.

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Speaker 3: What is wrong with the kids.

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Speaker 2: You don't do that?

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Speaker 3: You burned your family's house.

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna do that?

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Speaker 1: Do that?

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Speaker 2: You do that?

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Speaker 3: You say, what's wrong with your kids? You want to

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Speaker 4: Marie, you burnt city room Christmas on the but you

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Speaker 4: burnt she burnt her house down.

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Speaker 2: He thought it was a would you take it to Marie?

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Speaker 2: We are done? What did you do? It was?

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Speaker 3: She had to do commuting service?

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Speaker 2: Can you lay hands on me? Just pray on me,

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Speaker 2: pray for me. Yeah, he's not gonna lay hands on you.

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Speaker 2: He's like, she didn't wash her hand, My hands express

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Speaker 2: some So wait, your your friend took you to church?

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Speaker 2: A friend took me to church. That his community service.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was part of his community service. He

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Speaker 2: It was a kind of a white people church, but

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Speaker 1: It's like a non denomination of like I'm here for

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Speaker 1: every Yeah, I'm where everybody's friend. Jesus loves you. You

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Speaker 1: call cigarettes outside, you know what I mean? Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: this is cool.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna come back next week. I don't think anybody

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Speaker 2: Yeah nobody. That's how bad Christian is big right now?

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Speaker 2: So who's some of that?

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Speaker 1: Who's the Christian like la cree cree is that sounds

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Speaker 1: millions of followers, prae c r a e. He's Andy

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Speaker 1: Minio like I don't even listen to.

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Speaker 2: Of looks like exactly like my brother the Kane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of big Christian rappers. And you

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Speaker 1: know what the crazy thing is is that y'all say

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Speaker 1: this is he a virgin? He looked like a virgin.

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Speaker 1: Not even I think he has a wife.

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Speaker 2: You can still be a virgin and have a wife.

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Speaker 1: How much Christian men think about sex? We jack off

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Speaker 1: all the that's all.

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Speaker 3: You do a Christian man anymore, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: But I'm saying, is a Christian dude trying to stay absent. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all you do is jerk off all day.

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Speaker 2: That's like I thought, you can't masturbate if you're.

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Speaker 1: I know, it's exactly why you do it so much

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Speaker 1: because you can't. You know, when somebody tells you can't

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00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,800
Speaker 1: do something, you want to go do it.

442
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:42,880
Speaker 4: Talk about so, where where did Christian rappers perform like hurt?

443
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,159
Speaker 1: Yeah they are La Craze is doing it. Here's the thing.

444
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:50,400
Speaker 1: You think it's like boring or dumb or uncool and

445
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,000
Speaker 1: one of the biggest rappers right now, Chance the rapper

446
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,360
Speaker 1: is basically like a Christian rapper, is he Yeah? How

447
00:20:56,760 --> 00:21:01,040
Speaker 1: he's got tracks with Kirk Franklin and he Bred Hammond.

448
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does have a lot and he talks.

449
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a comeback especially within It may not be

450
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:13,320
Speaker 1: like this for for white folks, but especially like rap,

451
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 1: hip hop is part of black culture.

452
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 3: Church is just much.

453
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 2: Church is just absolutely I've never said that it was

454
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 2: it was like uncool, but I'm just saying, like, how

455
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 2: do you get into Is there is there a cipher? No?

456
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 1: No, here's the thing though, right where did every like

457
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,119
Speaker 1: major singer ever start out church?

458
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 2: Exactly?

459
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,920
Speaker 1: So when you were like some people just literally are

460
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,880
Speaker 1: young and they want to do something positive with their lives.

461
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:49,920
Speaker 2: Like I wanted to do something, so I started performing

462
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:50,399
Speaker 2: at church.

463
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 4: Okay, so you go to youth you see this dude

464
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 4: killing it with these church bars.

465
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 1: He was like a yeah, like a minister or whatever,

466
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 1: like a youth minister, but yeah he was.

467
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,640
Speaker 2: Was it the stuff that he wrote or he.

468
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 1: Had like a CD with a group and that group

469
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 1: ended up taking us like on tour went on to

470
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: where we watched out local definitely around the Tampa Saint

471
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 1: Pete area.

472
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,360
Speaker 4: Okay, right, because you're from Florida or you lived in Florida,

473
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,440
Speaker 4: So what's that like?

474
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 2: So people like girls are not throwing the panties that

475
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 2: with no but you know they're throwing a communion bread

476
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:24,919
Speaker 2: at it.

477
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,119
Speaker 1: Okay, that's again another misconception.

478
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 2: Some of the most their lives, some.

479
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,479
Speaker 1: Of the most popular rap Christian rappers, the craze has

480
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,440
Speaker 1: not fall victim to this. And I've actually I don't

481
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 1: want to name his name, but I used to be Okay, Christian.

482
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 1: I used to be I used to be a manager

483
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: at the Museum of Sex.

484
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,120
Speaker 2: That was a giant leap.

485
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like it was when I was here

486
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 1: in New York. I was I haven't been Christian for

487
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:54,639
Speaker 1: a long while. It's been like years.

488
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: You're sitting like.

489
00:22:56,119 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely here let it go and saints in himself.

490
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 2: I'm on the dark side. Okay, you know you have

491
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:06,360
Speaker 2: to leave dark don't.

492
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,399
Speaker 1: But uh, but I sold one of the more popular

493
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,120
Speaker 1: Christian rappers a sex toy for him and his wife.

494
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,360
Speaker 2: What kind of sex toy was it?

495
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 1: It was like one of these remote sex toys that

496
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 1: you could like.

497
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 2: When they in church. You just said, and I bless

498
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 2: you you just had but it's really an orgasm.

499
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

500
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 1: But a lot of major rappers from like earlier on, uh,

501
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: the truth spelled properly, no, d A the truth from

502
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: there was this guy named Ambassador even like remember Ty Tribbert, No,

503
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 1: you don't know Tria, my famous gospel singer.

504
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,880
Speaker 4: Even so they all listen the guys have a song

505
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 4: with future or not.

506
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 2: Damn, he got to do something with Drake for me

507
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 2: to know who he he is.

508
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 4: His name is actually Lacree, that's his first name.

509
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 2: Oh so he didn't even get invented with.

510
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: It crede he So they all got cotton infidelity scandals.

511
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: They all were cheating on their wives. The most Christian

512
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: are the ones that exact. And then Kirk Franklin was

513
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:28,760
Speaker 1: jerking off a lot. No, he he would like his

514
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: he would not have wife, he would not have sex

515
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 1: with his wife. He would like she'd go to bed

516
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: and then he'd go downstairs and he'd watch porn all night.

517
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 2: So Kirk Franklin.

518
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 3: Looks like the dude from Boys to Man.

519
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 2: Let me see, he looks like the skinny one from

520
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 2: Boys to Men. Oh, yes, he he's his own dude.

521
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: That you went out there a lot of infidelity, a

522
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: lot of dudes, a lot of them mostly left the church.

523
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 4: Let's go back to us, like the let's go back

524
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 4: to Kirk Franklin, because is.

525
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: He the one that was gay? Donnie mc they they

526
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 1: said he he said he was gay. But then he's

527
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: like really anti gay, right because.

528
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 2: Because like it's like he was like, I've been delivered, delivered,

529
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 2: deliver I don't know if you guys have seen that video,

530
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 2: and I don't even know what that means. Delivered. She's

531
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 2: delivered from his uh you know the I don't know

532
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 2: the demons of gay Sidney. You gotta go to church

533
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 2: since have been removed have you all been to church

534
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 2: in church? Church church?

535
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 3: Uh, Pentecostal church.

536
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 4: But now I'd be going to like, if I do

537
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 4: go to church, I'll go to something non denominations.

538
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: So when I started in church, I went to that

539
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: friendly church. Right then I advanced, I was. I started

540
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: going to a Pentecostal church, a black Pentecostal church with

541
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: my friend and his.

542
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 2: Mom, And yeah, what's the difference between pen Costal and

543
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 2: Baptist method demons tongues?

544
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, ladies falling out Pentecostal churches.

545
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 2: A lot of ladies fall Yeah, that never happened to

546
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: my Baptist slash Methodists.

547
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: Baptist Methodist, y'all were a little bit more by the book.

548
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: You had a little bit more like now say, more

549
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,400
Speaker 1: crooked things going on.

550
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 2: The choir was lit like this music was amazing. The

551
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 2: liturgy right, the liturgy, the celestial choir amazing.

552
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 4: I feel like people, music is a really Music is

553
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:43,720
Speaker 4: something that connects anybody to any spiritual right, Like, if

554
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 4: you listen to a song and you're in a good mood,

555
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 4: you're gonna listen to something that's going to make you happier.

556
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 4: If you're in a bad mood, you might listening to

557
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 4: some like ballads. If you're sad or you just got dumbed,

558
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 4: you me listen to some Mary J.

559
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 2: Blige.

560
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 4: Music is like a really big part of some people's lives,

561
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 4: and it affects how you think. Like if I'm walking

562
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 4: down the if you're not listen to some some hardcore

563
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,960
Speaker 4: like old Angry Tupac, I'm gonna just like shoulder check

564
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 4: people on the sidewalk.

565
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: Well even one of the things that people used to

566
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: tell us because there was you know, they didn't want

567
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: you to listening to secular music. They didn't want in church,

568
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: they didn't want you non music. So maybe you know,

569
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,479
Speaker 1: like the pastor would be like and you know that

570
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: when Satan was up in heaven, he was the minister

571
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: of music. That's so when you feed your soul.

572
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, stuff like that.

573
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: Going that was the minister of the Minister of music.

574
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 2: Arge. He was the first DJ. Yeah Devil low De Yeah. Okay.

575
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 2: So like music, what you listen to like effects the

576
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 2: type of person that you are.

577
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: Then I think, so I think, so, so what are

578
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: you listening to do currently?

579
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:56,360
Speaker 2: What am I listening to? Now?

580
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: You know what I listened to, I missed Florida a lot.

581
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,120
Speaker 1: So I listened to a lot of like Flora trap shit, No,

582
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: not Florider, but a lot of liked Florida music that

583
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: you would only hear in Florida, a lot of trap music.

584
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: I'm a big like you know, Rick Ross twenty one

585
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: Savage fan. But I listened to a lot of jazz too, though,

586
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: like nineteen.

587
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 2: Sorry, Wow, that was definitely a jump that I listened to.

588
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 1: Mostly I listened to jazz.

589
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 4: But so when you got your your headphones in and

590
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 4: you're on the train, like bop inside and side, that's jazz.

591
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 2: That's beautiful. Can you get like a little trap jazz

592
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 2: music going on?

593
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to keep the two worlds separate.

594
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: You get a combo trap jazz.

595
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: That's how bad things happen is when you try to

596
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: mix things.

597
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're a fan of separate but equal.

598
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 2: Hear I hear you Boo is bad.

599
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: And that's not the type of jazz.

600
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 2: What are you? What kind of jazz guy?

601
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: Like old like like Miles David. It's crazy. It's crazier

602
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: than that, ain't no, It's like okay, crazy ship what's

603
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: your go to? Like you get up in the morning,

604
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: you're feeling fantastic. What what's the song you're gonna put on?

605
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: Like a jazz song, a song that you know what.

606
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: I've been listening to a lot when I take a shower,

607
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: I wake up in the morning, it's Bobby Bitch. I'm

608
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: Bobby Bitch and I'm down to catch your body. Bitch

609
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: is Bobby schmirden.

610
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 3: Us a jazz.

611
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 2: I feel like you're very conflicted, like you have. You

612
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 2: call it conflicted.

613
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,480
Speaker 1: I call it I don't play by any rules.

614
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all over the place. Let's talk about this

615
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 2: church thing a little bit more. Here.

616
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 4: You were traveling with these people and you were performing,

617
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 4: like yeah, rapping.

618
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 1: They took us under their wing, and they were like

619
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: my mentors, and they too got caught up in sins.

620
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 2: People, little little ship cheating stuff.

621
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 3: She happens.

622
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: Christ you would be, but no, like you know, so

623
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: they took us under that wing.

624
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: Here's a crazy thing though.

625
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: When I was in like eighth grade, I was a

626
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: lot of music happened on the internet, right, so post

627
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: it on the internet, and you know, you meet up

628
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: with people. And I met a Christian rapper from Azerbaijan

629
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: who came a year after I did, and to this

630
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: day he's actually done stuff with Lacree. He's a popular

631
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: Christian rapper. He tours. Me and him are still friends

632
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: and we still Ruslan. We still He's a very good dude,

633
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: very good dude.

634
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 2: You should go like, do some things with him. Get

635
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 2: us out there.

636
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: No, we debate, if anything. Whenever we see each other,

637
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: we debate about religion. But here's the crazy thing though,

638
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: right he has he went to do this church. It's

639
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: right by Barclay and it's a non denominational church. And

640
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: he had me do six minutes of comedy. You did.

641
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 2: I did comedy at a church. No way.

642
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: It was like a couple of months ago. It was

643
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: good too. They fucked with it, they like, they touched

644
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: and agreed.

645
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 2: Upon and they did not laugh. Yeah, they loved it.

646
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 2: They loved it. I'm a Christian. I laughed. They loved it.

647
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 2: They did not know I was.

648
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to get him in trouble, but they

649
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: didn't know that you were.

650
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 2: I was. I'm atheist. Now you're eight, Oh my god,

651
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 2: how do you get to that rapping and touring? Talking?

652
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 2: You know what? Whenever?

653
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: When I was really, when I was in church, I preached,

654
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: I rapped, I was verited. Yeah, I was very involved

655
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: in it. But I feel like people who are entrenched

656
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 1: always put it to the test. Like so I would

657
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: always like watch debates about it in videos. So when

658
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: I was in college, I watched this George Carlin like

659
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 1: bit about religion and it just made sense to me.

660
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: And I do you remember what the bit was? Yeah,

661
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: it was religion.

662
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 2: What about I mean, chop it up, but just like

663
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Speaker 2: nine minutes long.

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Speaker 1: But the basis of it is, like, you know, he

665
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: made God seem like just not that scary anymore. He's like,

666
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: you're telling me that there's a dude in the sky

667
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: and he's watching over you all the time, but he

668
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: wants your money, and so like he just made me

669
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Speaker 1: not you know. He's like, I remember during the set,

670
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Speaker 1: he was like, if I'm wrong about this, may God

671
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Speaker 1: strike the audience with lightning.

672
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: It's so funny because he didn't say strike me. He

673
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 2: says the audience down that is nothing but the devil

674
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 2: speaking through a microphone.

675
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 3: Absolutely, you're a white man with a turtleneck.

676
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: Carlin's a saint.

677
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: Yo.

678
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 3: I feel like probably the wrong word to you.

679
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 2: Nah, I definitely.

680
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: Think he's a saint. I think that I think we

681
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: could learn from both sides. I have Christian friends who

682
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: I look up to, and they live a very cool lifestyle,

683
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: and they learned.

684
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 2: They go to hell Song. Yeah they were leather jackets

685
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 2: and ship. They were a body contrast, they go to

686
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Speaker 2: church and converse. Yeah, we learned.

687
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Speaker 1: I think we learned from from both sides, you know

688
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like when we argue or when we debate,

689
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: you know, we learn things from each other.

690
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. I hate debating about religion and just

691
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 2: people's strong beliefs because that's how you lose friends sometimes.

692
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 2: Sometimes people say stick that You're like, I've known you

693
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 2: for fifteen years and this is what you really think?

694
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: Isn't that the great thing that me and Ruslan have

695
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: been able to have these like crazy debates about each

696
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: other's lifestyles and like what we believe and we're still

697
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: friends connects.

698
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 2: That's why he like, I don't really see him that.

699
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Speaker 3: Clus run.

700
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Speaker 2: Yeah I'm doing things, you know, he like l O L.

701
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Speaker 4: You be saying him but here, yeah, so but but so,

702
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 4: what how did it change for you? Because you went

703
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 4: you were young, you went to church, and you were

704
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 4: moved when you were a kid enough to like kind

705
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 4: of really get into the strenched in it, and then

706
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 4: you like, so Carlin's bit couldn't have been the thing

707
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 4: that like the first time you thought it might have

708
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 4: been that broke.

709
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 2: The you know, my aad my aunt, My aunt was

710
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 2: super religious. If she heard the story, she was like,

711
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 2: that's why you can't be friends with white people. That's

712
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 2: what she was.

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Speaker 1: Eyes are bionic struggle white.

714
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Speaker 2: Struggle.

715
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Speaker 3: That's good.

716
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Speaker 1: I don't got the full, I don't got the unlimited.

717
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Speaker 2: My dada goes goes while he's metro white, struggle white.

718
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 2: That's a whole bit.

719
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Speaker 3: He's cricket white.

720
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Speaker 1: Thought about that as a data on the stage.

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Speaker 2: You are v I am.

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Speaker 1: That's a good That's a good way to uh, to

723
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Speaker 1: start off a set.

724
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Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like you should have struggle white.

725
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Speaker 2: We learned the unlimited.

726
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: We learned the other day that Sydney simply black, simply

727
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Speaker 1: black because she's just regular black.

728
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Speaker 2: She's not West Indian. But simply it sounds better. It's

729
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 2: better than regular simply like simply lemonade. Exactly. We get it,

730
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Speaker 2: We got it, Thank you so much. Simply simple black. Okay,

731
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 2: so what happened?

732
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, well, I mean I was always by myself.

733
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: My dad didn't really take care of me when we

734
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: were living in Florida. So God is all I had,

735
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And he that was my

736
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: main incentive to stop doing bad. But I was like

737
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: a really depressed like kids sometimes, you know what I mean.

738
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 2: Even though you were involved in religion and everything.

739
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like I had way too many grown

740
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: up thoughts for that age. I should have been playing

741
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 1: video games back then.

742
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 2: Not now, not this morning. We had a lot of challenges. Yeah,

743
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 2: that's a lot. You're probably challenging God too, because you

744
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 2: were like, why do I feel like this? Why is

745
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 2: this happening?

746
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 1: I had the deep I guess that la.

747
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 2: I love what's her name?

748
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 3: Iana?

749
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that music soul chops. I just hustle.

750
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, so I you know it.

751
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 2: I needed that.

752
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: It was an I feel like if I didn't have God,

753
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have made it to college, and like.

754
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 2: You probably would have went to jail.

755
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have gotten somebody pregnant, Like my first

756
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 1: girlfriend of Florida the year after we started stop dating,

757
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: she got pregnant.

758
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 2: I knew I was that was? Oh your dodge that bullet?

759
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 2: I did dodge that. Did you always have a connor?

760
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 2: Did you always have a condom? One? No?

761
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: No, Wow, dodged that Puerto Rican bullet. We weren't having

762
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: here's the thing, we weren't having sex then. But I

763
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 1: know if I would have stayed with her, yeah, it

764
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Speaker 1: would have been.

765
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Speaker 2: And I wasn't. She was she was eleven.

766
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,759
Speaker 1: She was like with twelve thirty yeah, thirteen people.

767
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 4: Who were I had a friend who was She started

768
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 4: in sex when she was thirteen, and she had told

769
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Speaker 4: me what her body count was when we were twenty

770
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,879
Speaker 4: three so last year, and it was legit like six

771
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 4: hundred bodies, six hundred man dues and she had a son.

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Speaker 1: Six hundred different dudes.

773
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: It was a lot of No, you're a graguate, but

774
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 2: it was a lot. It was probably one hundred. It

775
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 2: was no, it was not one hundred. It was it

776
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 2: was like it was a lot. Like if you do

777
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 2: the math, it was like, all right, well, twenty people

778
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 2: this year and thirty people, like it was a lot.

779
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: Who has time to have sex with twenty people in

780
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 2: a year?

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00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 3: But she got like three kids? Now, what do you

782
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 3: mean who got time.

783
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 4: It's three hundred and sixty five days in the year,

784
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 4: so twenty people.

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00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 2: It's a lot of persons.

786
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 3: You're thirty and thirty people?

787
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: Is is that's a full time job.

788
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she wasn't working anyway, She got fired

789
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 4: for mouthing out off at a customer.

790
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 2: Anyway, we I.

791
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: Would like no, lie, I would like to have sex

792
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 1: with like thirty forty people year, would you?

793
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 2: But hold on?

794
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: Only if it was like some program where it was like,

795
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: we don't got an know each other, this just happened.

796
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: You want, you want to, but there's stuff, you know,

797
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: you gotta like unless you're super super hot, you know,

798
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: like you gotta talk to people. So you want to

799
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: cover a pussy, that's what you Yeah, you want a

800
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: clueless closet of.

801
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it.

802
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: Got that only works for Richmond, you know what I mean.

803
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 2: They don't even work, do you mean famous? You don't

804
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: even have to be rich No, And that's why they

805
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 2: have all these problems though they have the access to

806
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 2: do it, and then they get caught and then these

807
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 2: witches are like, I'm gonna hit you with this, and

808
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 2: then you gotta pay me, and then I'm holding the condom. Yep,

809
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 2: and it's a happened. That's what happened. Easy. He was

810
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 2: having sex with forty different people a year. Yeah, and

811
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 2: you see what happened to him.

812
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: It's a headache not having sex, but it's also a

813
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: headache doing it.

814
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 2: Didn't you turn down sex today? Yeah? Yeah? Is it?

815
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 2: You don't make So I have a girlfriend.

816
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: I'm so confused.

817
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 4: Okay, So she had a lot of bodies.

818
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 2: I don't even Oh so.

819
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 6: Now she's super religious, this girl who had all these bodies,

820
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 6: and so she would she would like hit me up

821
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 6: and she would like all she wants to talk about

822
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 6: is like giving your life to Christ through whatever.

823
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 2: And she went to church with my friend Joanne and

824
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 2: excuse me.

825
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 4: You know at the very end the they do, like

826
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 4: the altar call or whatever, where the preacher or the

827
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 4: pastor is like.

828
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,439
Speaker 2: Anybody wants to give your life to Christ, come up.

829
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 2: And my friend Keisha pushed my friend Joanne up there

830
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,359
Speaker 2: and was like you need to go up there because

831
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 2: you not living right.

832
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,240
Speaker 4: And it was like, dude, you were a whole last Thursday,

833
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 4: and now you're telling me that I'm a terrible human

834
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 4: being because you read a Bible verse and.

835
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 2: It takes over you though, Like as soon as you

836
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 2: get the word and it clicks, you're like, boom, this

837
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 2: is my life. Forget about the past. I'm a new person.

838
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: It's like a Ponzi scheme. People new religion who this

839
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 2: as amways. I think you get some like you know,

840
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 2: some gifts, oh c though.

841
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 1: I mean I think gil a lot of you needing

842
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: Christ and needing God. And that's why they have a revival,

843
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: a renewal.

844
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,160
Speaker 2: You know. They always talk about like.

845
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: I walk I walk on I live off Broadway, so

846
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 1: you know, I walk past some of the more outside

847
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 1: and have their doors open, and I swear every church

848
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,720
Speaker 1: that I walk past, it's always like God is getting

849
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 1: ready to do a new thing. And then I walk

850
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: past the next church and like God is ready to

851
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,760
Speaker 1: uh it's a new season. And it's like yeah, because

852
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:35,240
Speaker 1: it's like y'all trying to keep these motherfuckers.

853
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 4: Fall, but also a new thing. That's what happens. It's

854
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 4: a new every day is a new day. Everything you

855
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 4: do is a new thing.

856
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 2: But you don't need I'm not gonna say that, but

857
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 2: you don't need religion to know that it's going to

858
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: be a new day. That something new is going to happen,

859
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 2: that you could start.

860
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 4: But some people are in like a really rough spot

861
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 4: and they feel like they'll never get out of that

862
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 4: rough spot, right, So in their mind they need to

863
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 4: hear that a something new is happening because like that's

864
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 4: all that they can it. Like that's because when you

865
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 4: were a little kid, you yeah, you had that void

866
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 4: and church filled it.

867
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 2: And like now you're like na, But it's crazy because

868
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 2: when I was growing up with church, I didn't have

869
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 2: a void. I was the kid. I've literally lived a

870
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 2: kid life and I'm just hearing all these words and

871
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the hell they talking about? They always praying?

872
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 2: What are you, auntie? What you're praying for? Listen?

873
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 4: If you're listening to this right now and you're super

874
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 4: religious and you feel a way about what you're talking about,

875
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 4: please hit us up on the Twitter, speak the words Facebook.

876
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 2: Just tell us how you're feeling, why church is important

877
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 2: to your hand.

878
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 3: I mean, what's your what's your handle and stuff?

879
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: Of Rufe fat Camp? Are u f a T camp

880
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Speaker 1: with a C?

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Speaker 2: I mean you sit on.

882
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,240
Speaker 3: That's your Twitter?

883
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: Everything? Instagram?

884
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: Twitter?

885
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 2: Yeh ruf fat Camp?

886
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 3: Okay, what the hell, were you rapping about? That's what

887
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 3: I want to get into this.

888
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 2: Let's getting me. I want to know you.

889
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: Know I was rapping about. Here's here's the thing. I

890
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: when I was, I was more like cool with it

891
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: because my whole thing was I'm a Christian.

892
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 2: That's a rapper. I'm not a Christian rapper.

893
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: Like I wanted a difference. There is kind of a difference.

894
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: Like I wanted to be positive. I didn't want to

895
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: be kind of relegated to one circuit, you know what

896
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: I mean. It's almost like a Christian comedian. You could

897
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 1: be a comedian that's Christian, but you don't only have

898
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 1: to do Bible belt shows, you know what I mean?

899
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 4: Well, that's true because I met this girl when I

900
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 4: was in Montreal and she was she's like twenty two what.

901
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,359
Speaker 4: I don't remember her, but she'd been doing comedy in

902
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 4: churches and like these like megachurches for like years, and

903
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 4: she was freaking hilarious.

904
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 2: But I didn't know.

905
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 4: That she was like a Bible belt comic because she

906
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 4: wasn't up there talking about church. She was talking about

907
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 4: like all this other stuff and it was really funny.

908
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 4: And then later I found out that she like she

909
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 4: I think she was on the last time extending like

910
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 4: a couple of seasons ago and almost one.

911
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 2: But she's like really.

912
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 4: Young and shed performed for you know, like Joel Olstein

913
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 4: types and she was a or not you know, Joel

914
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 4: just trying to keep his money.

915
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 2: They paid, but they're also like, what you're performing for

916
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 2: the Lord, that is your money, your your paycheck waits

917
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 2: for you in the house of the Lord.

918
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 3: Yes, that's wild.

919
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel about this episode no more,

920
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 4: because I still believe in God. I just I don't

921
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,919
Speaker 4: feel like I need to go to church to talk

922
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 4: to him and I don't feel I don't know, I

923
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 4: don't talk to him that often, but like.

924
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 3: You know, I'm out here. Yeah, I mean, you're talking

925
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 3: about him a lot.

926
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 2: I mean whenever you want to say, you're like doing

927
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 2: the Lord's work.

928
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,479
Speaker 3: But god damn, but that's like.

929
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 4: Just being funny, like my Lord will never let me down.

930
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 4: If somebody will text me and be like, oh my god,

931
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 4: I almost felt today, but I caught myself and I'd

932
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 4: be like, well he doing like that's not it's like sarcastic.

933
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 2: You know, like it's like cultural memes, you know, this means. Okay,

934
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 2: So I just want to know, like maybe you have

935
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 2: like a bar or two that you have. Yeah, were

936
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 2: you freestyle? No?

937
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 1: I mean I did free freestyle, but I didn't. I

938
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: don't remember anything that I did back when I was

939
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: a Christian.

940
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:18,399
Speaker 2: So you just lost the whole rapping the minister of music.

941
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 2: This is this is.

942
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: What this is what you might not know about me.

943
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: I came to New York to do music, and I

944
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: was doing music. I was with like a music collective,

945
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: and then I find me.

946
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 2: Of a nigga in a studio like just a producer vibes.

947
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: Comedy, Yeah, fellow, I didn't come to New York to

948
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: do comedy. So but because I used to preach and stuff,

949
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 1: comedy is kind of you know, you used to preach.

950
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 2: Can you hear this with I need to hear something.

951
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 3: Give us a give us a tiny bar. Yeah, okay,

952
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 3: so we'll give you some stuff.

953
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 2: You know.

954
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, give me this is a good thing. Give

955
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: me like three three topics or three things that you

956
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: want me to say in the rap.

957
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 4: Okay, black women are queens okay, or use the word queen.

958
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 2: Uh? Something about podcasts? Uh? New York?

959
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:12,919
Speaker 4: No, Ramen noodles, Ramen noodles, Romen noodle black, something about

960
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 4: black women.

961
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 2: And something about queens. Okay, we give some time. We

962
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: got you, we got you sometime. Yo. Okay, can I

963
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 2: do it now? Yes?

964
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: Get this over yo. My name is Rufe. Got the

965
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: cool flow catch meeting Ramen noodles. Mom, I'm not a

966
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: new bro. I'm very vintage. You know how I do it.

967
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: My styl ain't got no lint, man, That's how I

968
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: do it. Damn, I'm busting flows. Black women are queens

969
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,240
Speaker 1: definitely not hos.

970
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 2: You're done, You're done. Finish the rap.

971
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 3: It's a carpool.

972
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

973
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: Nobody provided me a beat either. It was very weird

974
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: social situation that I was in. Just now, you're on

975
00:45:59,440 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 1: the couch.

976
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 3: You know you listen, you're here, people are listening.

977
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 2: Who is that? Just hey, let's get them bars.

978
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 3: The end of the just wait for the end.

979
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 2: Trying to give him a beat, but people were talking,

980
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 2: I should have got the instrument.

981
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 4: Instrument, Yeah, what's that one of the beats like in

982
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 4: Christian wrap, Like in my mind, it's not like you.

983
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: Know, Craig gets his stuff from like real producers, like

984
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,240
Speaker 1: so like yeah, he gets. I don't know if it's timberlind,

985
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 1: but he gets timber beat.

986
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: Mike will just yeah, Mikethoven.

987
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 1: He's the dude that does all the Gucci man's beats.

988
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:49,959
Speaker 1: He still plays piano at his church.

989
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 2: But man, wait, y'all, don't funk with.

990
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: Y'all.

991
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 2: Came with the trap guy. Gucci is so elementary in

992
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 2: everything that he like. He raps like how I would

993
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 2: rap if I was.

994
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: A rapper, like he wraps like a mastermind of He

995
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: is an architect of trap, trash rap. He is amazing.

996
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: Don't come for the trap guy.

997
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 2: Here's a beat that Hey, okay, I can up with

998
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 2: this beat, though, what are you talking about? Hey?

999
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: Hey, you get the I get the bag. Stupid, No, that's.

1000
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 3: Stupid bag and get the bag of bag.

1001
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 2: And bag and bag and begging and bag.

1002
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: But I gotta remember, you aren't Both of you aren't

1003
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: from the South right now, you're from New York. Disrespect

1004
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: mine my origins.

1005
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 2: Whatever, Florida. The only thing I know about Florida is

1006
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 2: that I don't know how to vote yes. And every

1007
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,479
Speaker 2: time I watch First forty eight, like the crimes would

1008
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 2: never get solved.

1009
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: New Yorkers always think they smarter than us, but.

1010
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 2: We are no smarter than y'all.

1011
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:08,240
Speaker 3: Y'all.

1012
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 4: Like, when I think Florida, I think about the voting stuff,

1013
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 4: and then I think about was.

1014
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 2: Trayvon Martin in Florida? Orlandos? Yeah, that's in Florida's no,

1015
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 2: So I think Orlando shut up Orlando and then didn't.

1016
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 4: Didn't Disney World get like overrun by a bunch of

1017
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 4: gators or something?

1018
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 2: Some people, I don't know your stuff happened here? Yeah,

1019
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 2: but it's cool.

1020
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: Stuff happened in New York.

1021
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 2: Yes, but he probably had on like tims or something,

1022
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 2: and he did and it was very in a New

1023
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 2: York fashion. It was over cigarettes, Lucy.

1024
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: In Florida fashion, it was over skittles and hoodies.

1025
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 2: Why you weren't hoodies? And yes it's bad.

1026
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,919
Speaker 4: Okay, So where do you get your beats from? Where

1027
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 4: were you getting your beats from?

1028
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: I had always worked with like one or two producers,

1029
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 1: So when I started doing secular rap and that rap

1030
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:05,800
Speaker 1: for the Lord, I would.

1031
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: The Lord that's got me the hashtag wrap for the

1032
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 2: Lord on the podcast.

1033
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: I worked with two cool producers. They still are doing stuff.

1034
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: One of them was Kyle.

1035
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 2: He Kyle didn't even have like a cool producer. It

1036
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 2: sounds like he worked for I T or something. Kyle.

1037
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 2: If Kyle my.

1038
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 1: Man was on my Man was on Kanye West blog,

1039
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: That's how he got his first record deal, Kanye West

1040
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 1: with him.

1041
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 2: So y'all about Kyle, come for y'all? What is is Kyle? No,

1042
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 2: he was in a group called Okay. So is it

1043
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 2: Kyle with the c.

1044
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 1: Sile and then the Juwa? When I was here, this

1045
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: kid named Jaw his.

1046
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 2: Dad a producer, I like ja Wow.

1047
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: And his name soft Glass and he has an album

1048
00:49:58,680 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: coming out soon.

1049
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 2: Soft as if I was a rapper, it would be

1050
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 2: soft glass, soft glass glass, not off glass, no soft glass.

1051
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: Wait, do you are you familiar with that term off glass.

1052
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: That's a Trina song, off glass, off glass.

1053
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.

1054
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 3: We know like three of the Bad Yeah. Like that's right.

1055
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 3: I'm the baddest, Like.

1056
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd have to take Trina over Beyonce.

1057
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 2: I'm sorry in terms of appearance or entertainment. Yeah, what

1058
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 2: are you talking about? Trina? Don't do nothing on stage?

1059
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 3: You take this.

1060
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 4: Trina was a stripper, so she knows how to slip

1061
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 4: and slide on that stage.

1062
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 3: Sis trick daddy.

1063
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 2: Is he still making music? Yeah, he's he's here. No,

1064
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 2: I opened up for Trick. My first you opened up

1065
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 2: for Trick and you're on our podcast.

1066
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: Opened up for Trick Daddy Wow for the Black Student

1067
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: Union home coming at Moon at the Moon in Tallahassee.

1068
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: That's beautiful, kids, y'all want to hear what tricks One

1069
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,240
Speaker 1: of the things that you Rick said, this will always

1070
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: stay with me. So Trick came on stage, and what

1071
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: Trick does is he'll have like an alcoholic drink. He'll

1072
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: do his song, He'll sip his drink and then go

1073
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 1: to the next song.

1074
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 2: Tell his DJ.

1075
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: So he stopped the music and he was like, now,

1076
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 1: I know a lot of bitches, you know, want to

1077
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: get you caught up and try to say you have

1078
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 1: they have your baby or whatever.

1079
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 2: Here's what you tell these hose.

1080
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, this isn't no go ahead, No, keep going

1081
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 3: here for it.

1082
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: And he was like, this is what you tell these hose.

1083
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: If they say you got they have your baby, you

1084
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,919
Speaker 1: tell them hose kill that baby.

1085
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 2: That baby ain't mine, Killy ain't mine.

1086
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: And at that time I was Christian and I was like,

1087
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, I.

1088
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 3: Can Bible Verse about this story in the Bible about.

1089
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 1: That though you were robbing kids of their potentialist.

1090
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 3: Hold on, I take a step back.

1091
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 2: There's a story in the Bible about these two ladies

1092
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 2: fighting over a baby and they bought the baby to

1093
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 2: Jesus or something.

1094
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 3: And if it's your baby, kill it.

1095
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 2: He's like, cut the baby in half so each of

1096
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 2: y'all can get half. And then and one was.

1097
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 4: Like, cool, cut it, and the other one was like, no,

1098
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 4: she could just have the baby. And he was like,

1099
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 4: that's how he knew that was the mom.

1100
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: How BBS vacation, Bible school, summer.

1101
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: Bar as a kid that you need to know stuff?

1102
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is so horrible.

1103
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 3: But isn't that like a cruel story?

1104
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 2: Though?

1105
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 4: It is like the one that whose baby it wasn't

1106
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,439
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, cut the baby up so we can.

1107
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 2: Both have a piece, and then the other one. Why

1108
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 2: do kids need to learn about that? The fact that

1109
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 2: you know that and you remember that, but you don't

1110
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 2: remember people's faces that you the day before that you

1111
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 2: speak going to do it on a regular basis, that's crazy.

1112
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 2: The word are you going to watch out?

1113
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: Marie is gonna leave you and she's gonna start doing

1114
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 1: church cor.

1115
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 2: The loane Lesbian, the loan Less that's my rapper name,

1116
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 2: The Loanless Loanless. Oh my god, I can see it.

1117
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 2: And Marie will be like, making all this money at

1118
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 2: s coaches and then I'll be like, Marie, I'm so poor,

1119
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 2: can't borrow five dollars And You're like, no, no, then

1120
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 2: this is the Lord's money. I can't she just have

1121
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 2: all this bullshit so that she won't give me any

1122
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 2: money tax free chings.

1123
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: You're like, oh no, no, this is going to the

1124
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: children of the guy girl just for less. They're Christian girl.

1125
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 2: She was really funny. That's problem. Marie's probably texting with that,

1126
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: but right now, like, hey, you want to start a podcast,

1127
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 2: I'm about to leave the podcast that I'm making. Yeah,

1128
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 2: Child the Crown fitted.

1129
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 3: Okay, man, I feel like I learned so much.

1130
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 2: It's hilarious. I'm having way too much fun.

1131
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 4: Is there anything else about Christianity or Christian music that

1132
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,399
Speaker 4: you can tell people who are listening who might not know.

1133
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 2: Should we believe in it? If you believe you.

1134
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: If you want to hear some really good stuff all

1135
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: the Old Ship Clark's Sisters. Reverend James Cleveland who also

1136
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:10,279
Speaker 1: happened to be gay.

1137
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 2: Look at you feeling religious tea, but he's dead. Now

1138
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 2: that's old school, old school.

1139
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 1: But I would say there's a lot of good old

1140
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: gospel music and the newest new stuff I guess is

1141
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 1: good too. But it's always good to hear older stuff

1142
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:33,280
Speaker 1: because the older stuff you'll hear like influences in music

1143
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: now from it.

1144
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 2: Right, Well, that's how music is in general, right, Like

1145
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 2: it's cyclical, right, somebody will sample something and then they'll

1146
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 2: make a new thing out of it, like what's that

1147
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 2: guy's name again? Then you the one that you look.

1148
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: Craw the claw lakra. I would say this, please, don't

1149
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: get it, Misconscrewed. I love all my Christian, Muslim, Jewish everybody,

1150
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 1: but you an atheist?

1151
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,280
Speaker 2: Net traution, Where did you go to the dark South? Exactly?

1152
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: During college? It's like it was a slow transition. It

1153
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: went from like really militant church down to like more

1154
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 1: non denominational down to like really friendly down to like when.

1155
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 2: You at the churches in the nightclub. Then you're like,

1156
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 2: you know what, I ain't nothing but the devil.

1157
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: I'm about to well, I mean it's not even even

1158
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: that I still listened to like a lot of like

1159
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: Alan Watts, and uh, I listened to like a lot

1160
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: of like kind of like spiritual speakers who don't necessarily

1161
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: believe in a guy.

1162
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 2: Who don't believe in God, but they believe in like

1163
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 2: you got the power within you?

1164
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 1: Yes, and and you know, kind of like a Neil

1165
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: Tyson the Grass. He's a beautiful person. I feel I

1166
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 1: feel like I'm a Mike Tyson. Oh my god, I

1167
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:58,240
Speaker 1: put that Tyson in the front, Neil the Grass Tyson.

1168
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: People like that. You know, it's good. I feel like

1169
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: it's a human. It's good to listen to stuff like that.

1170
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 1: You know where you stand in the you know who are.

1171
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,359
Speaker 4: Your favorite people to listen to. So people who are

1172
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 4: listening to this podcast, maybe oh.

1173
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: So like speakers, I will say, uh, Neil deGrasse, Tyson,

1174
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,320
Speaker 1: Alan Watts, Carl Sagan and if you want a Christian speaker,

1175
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: Rob Bell is really good. Pete Holmes, that's Pete Holmes's

1176
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: best friend, the comedian Pete Holmes' Pete Holmes is also

1177
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: super Christian.

1178
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 2: Was watched his show and he was like super Christian

1179
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 2: on the show that's about his life. So wait before

1180
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 2: we end that when you're really low and you're an atheist,

1181
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 2: who do you talk to you? What do you believe in? Like?

1182
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 2: What do you run to? What gets you out of

1183
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 2: this rut or depression or whatever?

1184
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 1: I feel like depression is. I do get depressed. We're comedians,

1185
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 1: you know, I feel. I try to treat depression like

1186
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 1: a wave. So if it's happening to me, I know

1187
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: that it'll pass us through.

1188
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I mean, you don't have

1189
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 2: health care and you can't afford that, got it it?

1190
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes the best way is just to get out of

1191
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: your room, get out of your house. Don't stay home

1192
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 1: and masturbate all day. That's the worst.

1193
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 2: So you're saying that's what you do, and that's that's

1194
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 2: a bad reaction. That's bad. You sadly beaten your meat

1195
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 2: suppressed masturbation. No, thank you, I am, I've never done.

1196
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 3: You're crying while you're coming or.

1197
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: When you even cried in a long while?

1198
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 2: What's that like? I don't know. Don't you look damn

1199
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 2: you coldhearted? To No? I cried, I cried this morning.

1200
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 2: I cry every day, and he cries.

1201
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: But I feel like you cried as if I don't know,

1202
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: like a like a crazy cry, like you got a

1203
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: crazy crowd that you do. It's not even really crying.

1204
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,200
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you to explain this. Yeah, are you calling

1205
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 2: me dramatic? Are you saying like my tears aren't real?

1206
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 2: What are you talking like?

1207
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 1: You're one of those people that can cry and then

1208
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: bounce back from and like everything is great? Like I

1209
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 1: can't do that.

1210
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 2: I can't do that.

1211
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: I feel like if I cry, I'm done that whole day.

1212
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: I ain't smiling, I ain't laughing.

1213
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 2: Because you don't cry on a regular you have to.

1214
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I'm saying. If day is done,

1215
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: the day's done. At can bounce back from a cry?

1216
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: That's what I meant. Crazy cry where it's like you

1217
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 1: cry so much that you're just like.

1218
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 2: Hey, come.

1219
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 3: Cry.

1220
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, you gotta get your crying

1221
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,680
Speaker 2: muscles in order so that like you can turn it on,

1222
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 2: strengthen your crying, for I have a crying core and

1223
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 2: it's definitely strong.

1224
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 1: I feel like you would be one of those people

1225
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,800
Speaker 1: that cries at the funeral and then dries your eyes

1226
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 1: and be like you see what this bitch is wearing?

1227
00:58:55,680 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 2: Yes, I will. That definitely has happened time God every

1228
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 2: you know what that's you know, that's very like insightful.

1229
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 2: I feel like we're gonna be more friend like friendlier.

1230
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 2: I'm gonna definitely text you when things get tough. Why

1231
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,400
Speaker 2: can't you just don't even numbers? No, but I'm gonna

1232
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 2: get your number now. I'm go get your number. And

1233
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 2: I'm a sliding of d ms and I'm like, yo,

1234
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 2: I need you just hit me with some of them.

1235
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 2: The word I know the go in your archive and

1236
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 2: tell me the word that you got.

1237
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 3: Where can people find your old music?

1238
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 2: Is that around anywhere? Yeah?

1239
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: I had a group called Skyway that's not a Christian group.

1240
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 2: You can find that on sound sounds like an airline.

1241
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: Skyway that's the that's the tallest bridge in Saint Petersburg.

1242
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 2: Y'all got bridges in Florida.

1243
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, Skyway bridge connecting what to what?

1244
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 2: You know?

1245
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: Different parts and ship the only one with bridges, Okay.

1246
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 4: But the bridges connect Manhattan to like the five boroughs?

1247
00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 2: Where what is connecting.

1248
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: Different parts in our city? Like we have like a

1249
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 1: part where like let's say where Hulk Hogan lives. It's

1250
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 1: you got to cross a toe to get to get there.

1251
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: Yeah you no, we have I live I live off

1252
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: the coast, like I live off the like all the

1253
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: way to the west, off the bay.

1254
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 2: So we got water everywhere.

1255
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, but so you need bridges to cross

1256
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 1: that water.

1257
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 3: I feel like you just walk around the water.

1258
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 4: That's how little I feel like the water is like

1259
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 4: you guys are a peninsula?

1260
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 2: Where are there? Do you think I live in a swamp?

1261
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 2: If you were, like, the bridges go over the ocean.

1262
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 2: It is ocean. You have a pet alligator?

1263
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: Like, no, I live it by near the ocean.

1264
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 4: You just tell me what the name of the place

1265
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 4: is so I could just google it real quick.

1266
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:44,200
Speaker 2: Saint Petersburg.

1267
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 3: Saint Petersburg now St. Peter was a church.

1268
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 2: Dudet Petersburg.

1269
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 1: You can while she's searching, and then you could also

1270
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: the group of juwa uh. We had a group called

1271
01:00:56,680 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 1: oscar farah and that's os k A F A R O.

1272
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 3: Okay, that looks like you guys can just cross the street.

1273
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 4: Now let me see this bridge, dude, it's like skyway.

1274
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 4: I just wanted to know what.

1275
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 2: I didn't google Skyway. I just googled Saint Petersburg, Florida. Girl,

1276
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 2: there ain't a bridge. That's a street. That's a that's

1277
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 2: a street, that's a road on that come on the

1278
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 2: biggest let me because he said, that's not it. That

1279
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:25,120
Speaker 2: ain't it.

1280
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 3: That is a bridge city.

1281
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 2: While he's looking for that pier, he was looking at

1282
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 2: the pier that was definitely a pier. It looked like

1283
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 2: a peer to me. I only got no peers. What

1284
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 2: any peers for?

1285
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 3: Okay, that's nice, but like, oh, you.

1286
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 2: Know what, we went over this bridge when we were

1287
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 2: in Miami. I feel like that bridge does take go you.

1288
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:50,760
Speaker 2: This is really nice. Actually, never mind, this is beautiful skyway.

1289
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:54,720
Speaker 2: I would like to shut this down, like we's do

1290
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 2: my wedding there all right, Like, yeah, you would.

1291
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: Go to if you're going to Florida from Saint Pete,

1292
01:01:59,160 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: you would.

1293
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 2: Go with it. Bridge. This is gorgeous. People away Yeah

1294
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 2: on Spotify, a SoundCloud SoundCloud yeah okay, Well let people

1295
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 2: listening know where they can find you. Repeat your like

1296
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 2: you know.

1297
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: Through fat Camp. Are you f at camp Regular Camp,

1298
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: Blue Fat Camp?

1299
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sidney, do you have any questions for hand? Yeah?

1300
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 2: Do you have you have like a monthly show? Right?

1301
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 1: I do have a monthly show at two fifty nine

1302
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 1: Saint Nicholas Avenue, Brooklyn, New York at June Bar. It's

1303
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: called Paradise Comedy Comedy. Good show, right, it was a

1304
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: good show.

1305
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 2: It's back. And what day of the month is it.

1306
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 1: It's the first Friday of every month, first Friday.

1307
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 2: I like that. People be like, it's the third Tuesday,

1308
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 2: first Friday. Friday is great. First, thank you so much

1309
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 2: for being He'd love to have you cast. Are we

1310
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 2: taking it away with some some spoken words? Yeah, I

1311
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 2: got you some of the prey or something. I got

1312
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 2: your enough.

1313
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 4: I just want you guys to know you guys need

1314
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 4: to leave my house immediately so I can pray and

1315
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 4: cleanse the space.

1316
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 3: Me Licen Sage. This is Lacrae.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more inspirational stuff you got.

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Speaker 3: But look crazy, dude.

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Speaker 2: You know he's gonna come in there and be like I.

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Speaker 1: Tried the fun God, but it was really fun.

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Speaker 2: Is that like clean? Drake? Hey, oh my god, if

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Speaker 2: Drake went to church on Sunday, it's definitely. Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much for listening.

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Speaker 4: You can find us at an Unofficial Expert on Instagram

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Speaker 4: just anofficial Expert, and then you can find us on

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Speaker 4: Facebook at the unofficial expert, and of course I am

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Speaker 4: Reezy r e e z Y and she.

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Speaker 2: Issted b W j U s T s Y D

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Speaker 2: b W. Shout out to Comedy Hype. You can get

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Speaker 2: all your comedy news there. Make sure you comment, reviews, subcribe,

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Speaker 2: do all that stuff on iTunes so people can know

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Speaker 2: that we popping. Shout out to Jesus Spye Jesus is Zoo. Also,

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Speaker 2: don't forget we have our live show this Sunday at

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Speaker 2: seven pm at The Tank three twelve West thirty sixth Street.

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Speaker 2: Tickets are only ten dollars. We have experts, stand ups

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Speaker 2: and also you have an opportunity to be an expert

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Speaker 2: as well, so come prepared. Can't wait to see you guys.

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Speaker 2: Bye