WEBVTT - The Holy Ale (with Laci Mosley) 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:07.560 Ain't nobody liking the new balances of Kawhi Leonard and 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:10.160 white supremacists. That's it. You don't want a pair of 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:17.599 slavery ones. You don't want some air racist. I love 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:41.240 that the David Duke threes chips in your racists money stuff. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:49.560 I can't tell me. Yeah, yeah, there it is there, 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:53.360 it is, ladies and gentlemen, that is right. Welcome to 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:58.160 another spectacular episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:02.040 where we died Deep Deep. We spelunk into the pockets 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:05.680 of black conspiracy theories, and we finally work to prove 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:11.200 that cardi B is in fact short for cardio vascular bronchitis. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:14.119 That's right, ladies and gentlemen. She is the most woke 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.000 grapper of all time. All she does is yell at 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:20.440 people about politics on the internet, tell people to vote, 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.440 promote lung health, and then put her titties on the 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:25.920 internet to shame that mean man who cheated on her. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:29.560 She is woke, she's changing the game, she's inspiring women, 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:32.320 and she's making you go see your doctor. Thank you, 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:35.920 cardio vascular bronchitis. You're doing the hard work that the 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.839 rest of us are afraid to do. I am your host, 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:42.319 Lenksy Herman. I'm excited to be here. It's always I 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:45.520 have a fantastic guest today. We're gonna get right into it. 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.200 I don't want to sit here in and talk bullshit 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:52.440 to you aimlessly. I'm alone if there's no guest here 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.760 and my guests, Oh, she's gonna make me feel not 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:58.200 alone anymore. She's gonna make all that loneliness leave my heart. 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.600 She's hilarious. You know her from her amazing podcast that 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:05.080 comes out every Tuesday called Scam Guy's So fun. Give 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:12.160 it up my guest, Miss Lacey Mosley. You know this 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:14.799 ain't got no applauses in a long time because we 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:17.120 in COVID I can't do live shots. Well now a 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:22.799 bitch got some applauses. Congratulations, thank you, I'm about I'm 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:27.639 about Your podcast is wonderful. The pleasure of doing it. 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:31.240 Very recently, we talked a lot of ship about chaos 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:33.080 in the world, and I'm so happy you get to 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.720 bring your chaos to my side of the excited to 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.160 have my chaos here. I will warn you Linkston when 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.000 your episode comes out. I had to bleep a lot 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:46.240 of stuff. Oh really is it? Because I was pushing 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:49.080 the buttons. What happened? What did I do that that 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:51.440 took us over the edge. It's not even your fault. 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:54.040 It's my petty ass fault. When I started naming the 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:58.079 tags of people that I was mad at your so 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.080 I had to bleep out their tags, and then you 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.080 started naming them, and so we say it a lot. 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:06.359 It's very I think anytime somebody antagonized as a person, 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.560 I grew up as I don't know how you were 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.720 as a child, but I grew up as an instigator. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.840 I was very much a person who I didn't want 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:16.040 to fight anybody, but I was very happy to see 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.440 a fight break out and be like, I can't believe 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:20.840 he said that to you. What are we gonna do 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.560 about this? And just see how that all played. You 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.800 were in the instigator choir, so when somebody says some fire, 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:34.960 you were like, oh, And the key is to say 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:38.440 it enough that they can hear you, but not loud 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:42.320 enough that the other person who otherwise might turn against 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:44.040 you can hear it. You know what I mean. It's 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.400 a very it's a very specific art form that I 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:48.880 think I mastered as a young person. I like that 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:50.760 about you. I'll tell you the art from that I mastered. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:54.120 I was never an instigator, but if you really like 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:57.320 got me mad, then like I would pretend like I 0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:01.160 could fight, okay, and the time I took it too far, 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:07.320 I'm gonna say this, I'll say this fun Okay. So 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.160 let's be clear. I'm not gonna bleep it. I'm gonna 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:14.800 leave this ship in the here. So if you name names, 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:19.280 no names. So in college, I accidentally stole his girl boyfriend. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:23.160 It was an accident. It was all accident. I'm not 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:26.240 that type I swear, but it had happened, and so 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:28.680 I felt bad. So she was like, this is when Twitter, 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:31.039 Like I had just gotten on Twitter. So back then 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:33.520 you had like kind of like you followed people that 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:37.120 you knew. Mostly it was a friends and family app 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:39.520 for a while, and then it branched out to people 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:43.839 who were funny or smart or problematic, all those things. 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:48.520 This is the Kevin Hard dollhouse face Twitter give you 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:51.080 give you all a real landmark for whitness was that 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:53.279 is sorry to cut you off, but that is a 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.400 fascinating moment to think that Kevin Hart was tweeting that 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:59.400 just for his friends and family, where he's like Mark 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:01.760 over my gay, I'm gonna beat it over the here 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:04.000 with the dolls, and his mom was like her dad 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:06.560 was like hell yeah, right, that's what it was like 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:08.960 family reunion Twitter where you said that ship and you 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:12.280 only thought your family saw. And so she was tweeting 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:14.279 about me the whole time, like such a bit and 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.400 she's a hood and all this stuff. And I was 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.240 just letting her make it because I was like, you know, 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.400 this situation was foul. I gotta take my lashes, like 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:23.360 I'm gonna just put my head down for this. Right 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.760 then she told my homeboy that she didn't play on stopping. 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:29.360 And at this point she had started making up somebody 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.200 when we gave I gave her cancer. It was just 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:35.680 crazy anyway, yeah, like Michael Douglas sound like that somehow 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:40.760 your vagina had giving her cancer? How did he got work? 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:43.280 I don't even know. And I was like it was 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.600 she was just crazy. So it got to a point 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:47.360 where I was like, Okay, this can't go on any longer, 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.000 like I was gonna let her rock. But she talked 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:53.960 about all years like oh no, no, no. So I 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.440 found her address because it's college, like you just asking 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:59.840 like we're sings on staff. Oh you pulled up, pulled up, 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:02.320 And I have the worst kind of friends because they're 0:06:02.360 --> 0:06:05.960 like you, they're the instigator. So I'm like, no, I can't. 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:08.080 I can't let this fly. So ill mean my workout 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.600 clothes and why want my home girls. She was like, oh, 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:12.640 you should put some vasoline on your face so the 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:19.320 punch your blood. I love that. I love that she's 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:23.039 encouraging you with with ship that we saw in nineties videos. 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:25.800 She's just like, all, you got to use the vasoline 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:27.719 and make sure you take your earrings off in front 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:31.720 of her so she knows you come right before you 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.200 you feel like it's gonna esquate. So I went to 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:36.960 this girl's house and waited, and so she came home 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:39.880 with vasiline on my face and work out clothes and 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.120 cuts her out. And I told her, I was like, 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:44.280 if you ever do this again, I will pop out 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:46.840 the bushes on your ass. Like I was, I've never 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:51.080 gotten in a fight in my life. I will prove 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:54.599 to this girl that I'm scary. Yeah. Yeah, you know 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:56.680 how I know you had never got enough fight because 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:59.760 you put the vasoline on and then didn't fight. That's 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:03.960 not of how that works. The girls that actually use vasiline. 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:06.400 They did it for you. Don't grease up your face 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:10.480 to not do nothing like finish the job, Lacey, what 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:13.559 are we doing? I don't want to do violence to people, 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:15.560 and I don't something to do it to me. Okay, 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.240 I look at one face. I'm trying to tell this 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:20.720 this face as long as I can't sure. You're doing great. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.280 What a great way to start this podcast. I have 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:26.000 to be honest, I'm really excited to get into your 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:30.240 conspiracy theory. You had a wonderful conspiracy theory that I 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:34.160 think is it's probably true for almost every race. I 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:37.040 think this is one of the first conspiracy theories we've 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:40.760 had where like it feels like it touches every community, 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.880 every race, everybody sort of believes some version of the thing. 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:47.760 We are. It's the we are the world of conspiracy 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:52.760 theory options. And you said, my mama told me ginger 0:07:52.800 --> 0:08:04.080 ale and crackers can care anything. And also prescription down. Okay, 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.920 a prescribed laid down, A regular laid down ain't gonna 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:10.360 do ship for you. You're gonna have somebody to tell 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.640 you to go lay down and see what you need 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:15.840 is to lay down. And you're gonna be watching Victor 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:20.160 Newman on Young and Restless and suddenly you're healed. Sure, 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:23.280 all that disease just lifts off of your body and 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:26.000 you're free to go about your day. And this actually 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.680 started with my grandmother. I used to spend summers with 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:32.200 my grandmother, which one I'm having a She was in college, 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.439 so she saished up her degree doing whatever. And when 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.520 I think about it, I'm like, every summer I spool 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:38.480 with my grandparents, I'm like, my mom was probably out 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.319 here wilding because she was very young. I'm like, that's 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:45.200 at the club. She was like stood studying and ship. 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:48.280 But my mom had me at twenty. I don't think 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:49.920 my mom was wilding. I think my mom is a 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:52.960 little more of like a homebody, conservative person. But I 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:56.040 do distinctly remember my mother like taking me to class 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:58.040 with her and like me sitting in the back of 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:03.280 classrooms while she's learning and like not really processing that, Like, oh, 0:09:03.360 --> 0:09:06.199 this was a kid figuring out how to be a 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.880 full person in front of their kid, You know what 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:12.240 I mean? Right, That's exactly because when I turned twenty one, 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:14.800 it stopped seeming like an older age to me. I 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:16.560 was like, oh, I don't know. Shut I'm young, Like 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:18.160 I was like, damn, shout out to my mom for 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:21.719 not killing me, like like, I mean, she didn't wait 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.440 more than that. I was fantastic, But I was like, 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:24.760 I don't know if I would have made a past 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:28.360 like keep the baby alive. Yeah, I got real drowned 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:31.800 baby in a bathtub. Energy at one, I gotta I 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.040 gotta praise be to a lady who was able to 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.840 do not that. I at least got put some pillows 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:40.200 around the baby and it went to the store real quick. 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:47.880 Get you a little forward, you good, go ahead. Wait. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.760 So your grandmother subsequently spent a lot of time with you, 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:55.320 is what I'm gathering, And in that she tells you 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.960 about all these remedies. Yeah, in my formative years. And 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.439 it's funny because my where I'm a kind of indoctrinating 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:04.320 me until like a death call. I know that sounds crazy, 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:06.720 but it's not crazy. It sounds it's just like my 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:11.640 grandma's energy was always like I'm gonna die soon, which 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:14.240 is a lot when you're a child, but it was 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:16.440 always like, oh, well, you know, we're living in our 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:22.840 last day. Every day it was our last days. That's 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:25.679 that's a lot for a kid to be able to process. 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:29.040 Every day was our last day. She was always like, oh, well, 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:30.680 you know you can sing, so you know I want 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:32.640 you to sing in my funeral. And it's like Grandma, 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:34.880 like it's Tuesday, it's two pm, Like, why are we 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:38.400 talking about this? Yeah? Okay, Wait. So when she's talking 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.760 about all this like mortality, is she's saying that for 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.760 all of us or she's saying that specifically for her, 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.640 Like is she like it's my last days or is 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.719 it all of our last days? And uh, you might 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:53.040 live a little longer than me, but we all go on. 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:55.880 It varies, like when she talked about her funeral, obviously 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:57.880 she was talking about herself, but then she would also 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:00.160 always be like we living in our last day. We 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:02.240 included me. So I was like, we got just got 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:09.920 here the front. I haven't even tasted Cavosier yet. What 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:14.640 am I dying for? Already got me Cavosier before I die. 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:19.679 I gotta pass it. Pass the Cavosier to me. It's 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:23.880 my dying wish. No. Um, so she like, I remember 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:26.920 once I have asthma, but it's like seasonal and it's 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:31.120 triggered by allergens, so specifically cedar trees. If I come 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.439 in contact with like that certain type of tree, it 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.559 will triggered my asthma. And it recently happened to me 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.280 last time I was on a set, I had to 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:40.520 go to the hospital. So when I was a kid, 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:44.160 I had this really long asthma tech and like my 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:47.760 lungs were super tight for like days, and my grandma 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:51.520 gave me prescription lay down and they gave me ginger 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:53.640 and they gave me crackers, and I had an asthma 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:56.080 type for three days before I silently went to the 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:58.160 hospital and they had to like inject me with an 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:02.320 epipin to get my lungs to open. So none of 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:06.080 the prescriptions seemed to work until I don't know, maybe 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:09.199 they did, you know, maybe they kept me alive and 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:12.280 then I made it to the hospital by so, by 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.480 your suggestion, it wasn't so much of a permanent solution 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:18.280 as it was something that sustained you long enough to 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:22.400 then be stabbed with an EpiPen. And that's how I 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:25.559 think of it, because I believe in prescription. Ginger Ale 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:32.040 personally is swepts for me. Okay, let's talk about where 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:35.120 you're from, because I do think ginger Ale ultimately is 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:38.000 a regional thing. I think at the end of the day, 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:41.120 what you're most passionate about tents as far as ginger 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:45.280 Ale is concerned, comes from location and where are you? 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.640 Where are you from? I'm from Texas, so we did 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:51.560 have Canada dry as well, and I'll get I'll get 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:54.319 to Canada. But everybody knows that schwepts just gets you through, 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:58.400 like nothing just gets you throw wrong like schwepts just 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:01.480 clear as every thing out. I'm to be honest, I 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:04.240 don't like the way you say swepts. It has an 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:07.800 erotic tone to it that that my listeners are gonna 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:11.280 find distasteful. This is a family podcast, and I don't 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:15.040 want any of my the children at home, the children 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.160 at home, I hope children aren't listening to you. Legs 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:21.640 them little niggas. Don't like the way you're saying swepts. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:25.719 I know that. Oh I personally am a Canada dryman myself. 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:28.160 If I have to go back to ginger Real, I get. 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.800 I've said it's giving it up just because it's it's 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:34.679 pure sugar. It's just nothing but syrup with like the 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.360 promise of remedy. I guess on the other end, but 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:41.160 I definitely swepts would be my second of the of 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:46.240 the options ginger in there. It might be there might 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:49.160 be something you know where I don't buy into ginger 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.880 ale is uh, what is it? Werners that it's a 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:58.640 note for me dog. Yeah, that one's see verse is okay, 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:00.840 but you know where I'm at out in my life. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:06.120 Fever Tree, whoa, I've never even heard of that. You 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:09.560 ain't have favorite tree? Okay, So that's really like this honestly, 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:14.000 Like I feel like Schweppes was like over the counter Okay, 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:18.920 fever Tree is under the counter ginger because when you 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.560 get that joint, first of all, it's clear. That's how 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:24.680 you know it's real. And at the bottom it's like 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:29.600 settled ginger like components. Because if you really juice ginger, 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.600 which I used to have to do back again I 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:34.720 worked in the Hamptons, if you juice real raw ginger, 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.840 at the bottom all a little sediment will start to sit. 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.280 So when you see that sediment, that's how you know 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:45.640 that some juice ginger. Okay. So this fever Tree organization 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:48.800 is saying we're tired of being confused with these other 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:51.960 products that may or may not have any ginger in them. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:55.360 And so subsequently we're gonna put some little ginger chips 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.080 right at the bottom, like gold schlagger to make it 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:00.960 clear that this is this is in fact that pure 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:04.680 ship sediment. So if you put real g intro juice 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:06.720 in there, there's gonna be sediment, you know what I mean, 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:09.240 Like when you get a tiling all from the you know, 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:11.480 off the you know, over the counter, like you get 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:14.320 a little what like a sedimenta thine, but then you 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:16.600 get some coding tiling all, you know what I mean, 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:18.560 Like that hit different. So the fever tree got that 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:22.160 coating in it, right. It's the difference between like Oscar 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:25.160 Meyer hot dog and them kosher hot dogs. The mother 0:15:25.600 --> 0:15:28.160 like the oscar Meyer it's could be anything in their hair, 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.160 bone whatever they mushed up and make the hot dog. 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:34.520 But them kosher hot dogs, those are preyed over hair 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.840 and bones that get mixed into the hot dogs. So 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.280 you know, God covering you when you eating the pig, 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:44.040 and that's what you need. These are the pigs we loved. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:47.120 We took care of these pigs different before we murdered them. 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:51.520 These pigs lived a good life. That's always a fascinating 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:54.160 promise that they make to us. Is like, no, we 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:57.680 really love this chicken. I know you're gonna eat it. 0:15:57.720 --> 0:16:03.200 And I know what pig that's walking face anointed, you 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:06.560 know what I mean? Okay, I hear you. I don't 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:08.800 give a damn how my big praise that's just me. 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.920 But you know I want to think to be a 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:18.760 bishop my pig based ties every Sunday. Okay, give it 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:21.680 all honored the God. I love that. Good for that 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.720 big I hope he's in heaven with other pigs doing 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:29.760 whatever Saint le pigs do. Okay, So your grandmother gave 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:34.119 you this prescription of lay down, this prescription of crackers, 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:37.680 this prescription of ginger ale. It ultimately saves you enough 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:40.520 to make it to the hospital get your EpiPen. Do 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:43.240 you then move on with your life now as a 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:47.040 practicing member of the community that believes in ginger ale 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:50.120 and laydown or are you now just more skeptical about 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.720 the whole thing? No? I still believe. Um. At some 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:55.960 point I would love to have a company that just 0:16:56.000 --> 0:17:01.280 sends out care packages which have ginger ale crackers. They 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.600 have to be saltine that's about to say. I was 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:05.399 going to ask you what type of crackers are we 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:07.520 talking about? They have to be saltine. That's just I'm 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:10.359 a traditionalist, you know. But I would send out fever 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:15.080 treat in my care package and the pillow. Yes, and 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:17.800 then a channel guy for what TV shows are healing, 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:21.679 such as Paladin, which is an old Western never smoke 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:27.880 another smoke um. Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, great show, Dick 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:32.160 Van Dyke. Okay, Young and than Restless is sometimes as 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:36.320 the world turns. Wow, so you just only spent time 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:39.200 with an old lady for the whole of your youth. 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:43.280 Because those were my punishment shows. Those were like the 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.600 shows that like when nothing else was on, but I 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:51.679 was fighting sleep and like dealing with whatever anxiety existed 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:53.520 for a ten year old that I didn't know how 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:56.520 to articulate that to what I would watch. It wasn't 0:17:56.560 --> 0:18:00.320 out of joy. I wasn't watching Dr Quinn Medicine Woman 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:02.680 because this was, in fact a good thing for my 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:06.960 ten year old spirit. Quin Medicine Woman taught me how 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:11.680 to take pills. Okay, I still take my pills the same, Okay, 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:15.120 not like the rapper. That's how they get you all right, 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:18.480 Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. This is a new conspiracy theory. 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:25.679 Dr Quinn Medicine Woman is out here promoting drug how 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:31.240 you're promoting drug abuse because like I learned, like when 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:32.720 you take a pill, or if you have to take 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:35.160 a lot of pills, or if like itvitamins are really big, 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:38.040 instead of putting the dry pills in your mouth, first, 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.760 you fill your like you drink water. You fill your 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:43.399 mouth with water, and then you throw the pills in 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:45.720 there with the water and swallow it all at once 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:49.199 and you don't even feel them go down. Okay, and 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:52.240 this is all came from Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. Yes, 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:57.359 well for me, I usually watch TV for strong narratives, 0:18:57.600 --> 0:18:59.920 but I love that you're using it for self help 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:03.120 tips and that's cool too. You can get a lot 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:06.119 out of it. Okay. Oh and uh Touched by Angel 0:19:06.119 --> 0:19:08.800 I have to add that and Walk in Texas Ranger Okay, 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:12.280 hell yeah, I love that very healing television shows along 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:14.920 with your Saltines and Feverit Tree. Did you ever see 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:19.320 the episode where Haley Joe Osmond tells Walker Texas Ranger 0:19:19.400 --> 0:19:25.920 that he has eight Yes, television has changed I'll say 0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:30.600 that that's not a thing that could happen anymore. In Quarantine. 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:35.399 I've been watching Girlfriends Living Single The Parker Um, and 0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:37.959 it was like a time when black women started to 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:41.880 really go on the rise for new HIV infections. So 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:45.760 every show has like HIV episodes and they're the most 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:49.360 random thing. It'll be like somebody will start dating somebody 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:52.560 and they'll be like, oh, I have eight, or like 0:19:53.600 --> 0:19:56.840 this woman was this woman and Joan we're beefing over 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:59.600 a wedding and because Joan had like said the woman 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:01.720 stole her boyfriend in college and she was so my 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:03.600 boyfriend I was supposed to be with him, and she 0:20:03.680 --> 0:20:05.520 was like, do you want him? He gave me eight? 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:13.080 And then it's one of the like the piano playing 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:20.040 stad music, looks like we've got a serious episode on 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:23.159 this one, folks, And then they do statistics at the 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:25.840 end of like black women this hell. Yeah, well, I 0:20:25.840 --> 0:20:27.520 guess it was helpful, though, you know that I was 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:29.760 about to say, maybe this is this is how we 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:33.560 got out of that rising crisis. Was that episode of 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:38.159 The Parkers that it comes I'd love to do a 0:20:38.200 --> 0:20:39.920 trend shop and I was like, you know what, was funny. 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:41.600 I could always tell it was about to happen. I 0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:44.360 was like, no, don't do it, don't do it. Yeah, 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:47.480 we know better now. It's the hard part about I 0:20:47.520 --> 0:20:50.600 think revisiting and I personally don't think that we have 0:20:50.720 --> 0:20:53.240 the right to revisit these things and then like put 0:20:53.280 --> 0:20:56.960 a big, crazy judgmental eye on it, because I think 0:20:57.000 --> 0:20:59.320 a lot of the things that we were being told 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:02.239 to laugh at by these shows, we were laughing at 0:21:02.320 --> 0:21:05.480 in real life, and so any judgment we're placing on 0:21:05.480 --> 0:21:08.359 the television we should probably place on ourselves and really 0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:11.600 spend that time analyzing why we thought it was funny 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:15.959 at the time, more than saying like, yeah, how dare 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:19.080 you have done a thing that we all thought was 0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:22.200 really cool at the time, Like, no, we were idiots 0:21:22.320 --> 0:21:25.240 and now we're not, and we should acknowledge that. Anyway. 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:27.159 Kevin Hart's my hero, and I don't think he did 0:21:27.200 --> 0:21:32.840 anything wrong. I'm joking. Before we go to break, talk 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:36.280 to me a little bit about why salting crackers as 0:21:36.359 --> 0:21:40.960 a must for this remedy that you're talking about. So 0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:44.359 when your stomach is in a delicate place, as it 0:21:44.440 --> 0:21:47.159 is a lot of times when you are an invalid. 0:21:47.320 --> 0:21:50.960 Okay um an invalid for y'all vocab word that means 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:56.199 sick um. That's so pretentious of me, Like, I know, 0:21:56.240 --> 0:22:00.359 you guys don't und listen. My listeners are idiots. Go ahead, 0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:04.000 tell them all the words. They don't know. They're fucking fools. 0:22:04.320 --> 0:22:08.720 Why would they even still be listening to It's a 0:22:08.840 --> 0:22:11.119 very it's a doctor Quinn medicine woman. I think I 0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:12.920 got it from like a more air plane and I 0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:15.639 just staying in my lexicon forever. But like so, when 0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:17.280 you are an invalid, you know you have the delicate 0:22:17.359 --> 0:22:21.440 stomach assaultine. You know, it's the closest to an air 0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:23.760 food that you can get, you know what I mean. 0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:28.520 It's just pure starch and salt, and it can coat 0:22:28.600 --> 0:22:30.760 the stomach in a way that you know, not many 0:22:30.840 --> 0:22:33.639 things can, you know. And you know there's a reason 0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:36.919