Speaker 1: Ain't nobody liking the new balances of Kawhi Leonard and
Speaker 1: white supremacists. That's it. You don't want a pair of
Speaker 1: slavery ones. You don't want some air racist. I love
Speaker 1: that the David Duke threes chips in your racists money stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Yeah, yeah, there it is there,
Speaker 1: it is, ladies and gentlemen, that is right. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another spectacular episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast
Speaker 1: where we died Deep Deep. We spelunk into the pockets
Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories, and we finally work to prove
Speaker 1: that cardi B is in fact short for cardio vascular bronchitis.
Speaker 1: That's right, ladies and gentlemen. She is the most woke
Speaker 1: grapper of all time. All she does is yell at
Speaker 1: people about politics on the internet, tell people to vote,
Speaker 1: promote lung health, and then put her titties on the
Speaker 1: internet to shame that mean man who cheated on her.
Speaker 1: She is woke, she's changing the game, she's inspiring women,
Speaker 1: and she's making you go see your doctor. Thank you,
Speaker 1: cardio vascular bronchitis. You're doing the hard work that the
Speaker 1: rest of us are afraid to do. I am your host,
Speaker 1: Lenksy Herman. I'm excited to be here. It's always I
Speaker 1: have a fantastic guest today. We're gonna get right into it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sit here in and talk bullshit
Speaker 1: to you aimlessly. I'm alone if there's no guest here
Speaker 1: and my guests, Oh, she's gonna make me feel not
Speaker 1: alone anymore. She's gonna make all that loneliness leave my heart.
Speaker 1: She's hilarious. You know her from her amazing podcast that
Speaker 1: comes out every Tuesday called Scam Guy's So fun. Give
Speaker 1: it up my guest, Miss Lacey Mosley. You know this
Speaker 1: ain't got no applauses in a long time because we
Speaker 1: in COVID I can't do live shots. Well now a
Speaker 1: bitch got some applauses. Congratulations, thank you, I'm about I'm
Speaker 1: about Your podcast is wonderful. The pleasure of doing it.
Speaker 1: Very recently, we talked a lot of ship about chaos
Speaker 1: in the world, and I'm so happy you get to
Speaker 1: bring your chaos to my side of the excited to
Speaker 1: have my chaos here. I will warn you Linkston when
Speaker 1: your episode comes out. I had to bleep a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff. Oh really is it? Because I was pushing
Speaker 1: the buttons. What happened? What did I do that that
Speaker 1: took us over the edge. It's not even your fault.
Speaker 1: It's my petty ass fault. When I started naming the
Speaker 1: tags of people that I was mad at your so
Speaker 1: I had to bleep out their tags, and then you
Speaker 1: started naming them, and so we say it a lot.
Speaker 1: It's very I think anytime somebody antagonized as a person,
Speaker 1: I grew up as I don't know how you were
Speaker 1: as a child, but I grew up as an instigator.
Speaker 1: I was very much a person who I didn't want
Speaker 1: to fight anybody, but I was very happy to see
Speaker 1: a fight break out and be like, I can't believe
Speaker 1: he said that to you. What are we gonna do
Speaker 1: about this? And just see how that all played. You
Speaker 1: were in the instigator choir, so when somebody says some fire,
Speaker 1: you were like, oh, And the key is to say
Speaker 1: it enough that they can hear you, but not loud
Speaker 1: enough that the other person who otherwise might turn against
Speaker 1: you can hear it. You know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: a very it's a very specific art form that I
Speaker 1: think I mastered as a young person. I like that
Speaker 1: about you. I'll tell you the art from that I mastered.
Speaker 1: I was never an instigator, but if you really like
Speaker 1: got me mad, then like I would pretend like I
Speaker 1: could fight, okay, and the time I took it too far,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this, I'll say this fun Okay. So
Speaker 1: let's be clear. I'm not gonna bleep it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave this ship in the here. So if you name names,
Speaker 1: no names. So in college, I accidentally stole his girl boyfriend.
Speaker 1: It was an accident. It was all accident. I'm not
Speaker 1: that type I swear, but it had happened, and so
Speaker 1: I felt bad. So she was like, this is when Twitter,
Speaker 1: Like I had just gotten on Twitter. So back then
Speaker 1: you had like kind of like you followed people that
Speaker 1: you knew. Mostly it was a friends and family app
Speaker 1: for a while, and then it branched out to people
Speaker 1: who were funny or smart or problematic, all those things.
Speaker 1: This is the Kevin Hard dollhouse face Twitter give you
Speaker 1: give you all a real landmark for whitness was that
Speaker 1: is sorry to cut you off, but that is a
Speaker 1: fascinating moment to think that Kevin Hart was tweeting that
Speaker 1: just for his friends and family, where he's like Mark
Speaker 1: over my gay, I'm gonna beat it over the here
Speaker 1: with the dolls, and his mom was like her dad
Speaker 1: was like hell yeah, right, that's what it was like
Speaker 1: family reunion Twitter where you said that ship and you
Speaker 1: only thought your family saw. And so she was tweeting
Speaker 1: about me the whole time, like such a bit and
Speaker 1: she's a hood and all this stuff. And I was
Speaker 1: just letting her make it because I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: this situation was foul. I gotta take my lashes, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just put my head down for this. Right
Speaker 1: then she told my homeboy that she didn't play on stopping.
Speaker 1: And at this point she had started making up somebody
Speaker 1: when we gave I gave her cancer. It was just
Speaker 1: crazy anyway, yeah, like Michael Douglas sound like that somehow
Speaker 1: your vagina had giving her cancer? How did he got work?
Speaker 1: I don't even know. And I was like it was
Speaker 1: she was just crazy. So it got to a point
Speaker 1: where I was like, Okay, this can't go on any longer,
Speaker 1: like I was gonna let her rock. But she talked
Speaker 1: about all years like oh no, no, no. So I
Speaker 1: found her address because it's college, like you just asking
Speaker 1: like we're sings on staff. Oh you pulled up, pulled up,
Speaker 1: And I have the worst kind of friends because they're
Speaker 1: like you, they're the instigator. So I'm like, no, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't let this fly. So ill mean my workout
Speaker 1: clothes and why want my home girls. She was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you should put some vasoline on your face so the
Speaker 1: punch your blood. I love that. I love that she's
Speaker 1: encouraging you with with ship that we saw in nineties videos.
Speaker 1: She's just like, all, you got to use the vasoline
Speaker 1: and make sure you take your earrings off in front
Speaker 1: of her so she knows you come right before you
Speaker 1: you feel like it's gonna esquate. So I went to
Speaker 1: this girl's house and waited, and so she came home
Speaker 1: with vasiline on my face and work out clothes and
Speaker 1: cuts her out. And I told her, I was like,
Speaker 1: if you ever do this again, I will pop out
Speaker 1: the bushes on your ass. Like I was, I've never
Speaker 1: gotten in a fight in my life. I will prove
Speaker 1: to this girl that I'm scary. Yeah. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: how I know you had never got enough fight because
Speaker 1: you put the vasoline on and then didn't fight. That's
Speaker 1: not of how that works. The girls that actually use vasiline.
Speaker 1: They did it for you. Don't grease up your face
Speaker 1: to not do nothing like finish the job, Lacey, what
Speaker 1: are we doing? I don't want to do violence to people,
Speaker 1: and I don't something to do it to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: I look at one face. I'm trying to tell this
Speaker 1: this face as long as I can't sure. You're doing great.
Speaker 1: What a great way to start this podcast. I have
Speaker 1: to be honest, I'm really excited to get into your
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. You had a wonderful conspiracy theory that I
Speaker 1: think is it's probably true for almost every race. I
Speaker 1: think this is one of the first conspiracy theories we've
Speaker 1: had where like it feels like it touches every community,
Speaker 1: every race, everybody sort of believes some version of the thing.
Speaker 1: We are. It's the we are the world of conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory options. And you said, my mama told me ginger
Speaker 1: ale and crackers can care anything. And also prescription down. Okay,
Speaker 1: a prescribed laid down, A regular laid down ain't gonna
Speaker 1: do ship for you. You're gonna have somebody to tell
Speaker 1: you to go lay down and see what you need
Speaker 1: is to lay down. And you're gonna be watching Victor
Speaker 1: Newman on Young and Restless and suddenly you're healed. Sure,
Speaker 1: all that disease just lifts off of your body and
Speaker 1: you're free to go about your day. And this actually
Speaker 1: started with my grandmother. I used to spend summers with
Speaker 1: my grandmother, which one I'm having a She was in college,
Speaker 1: so she saished up her degree doing whatever. And when
Speaker 1: I think about it, I'm like, every summer I spool
Speaker 1: with my grandparents, I'm like, my mom was probably out
Speaker 1: here wilding because she was very young. I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: at the club. She was like stood studying and ship.
Speaker 1: But my mom had me at twenty. I don't think
Speaker 1: my mom was wilding. I think my mom is a
Speaker 1: little more of like a homebody, conservative person. But I
Speaker 1: do distinctly remember my mother like taking me to class
Speaker 1: with her and like me sitting in the back of
Speaker 1: classrooms while she's learning and like not really processing that, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: this was a kid figuring out how to be a
Speaker 1: full person in front of their kid, You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Right, That's exactly because when I turned twenty one,
Speaker 1: it stopped seeming like an older age to me. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I don't know. Shut I'm young, Like
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, shout out to my mom for
Speaker 1: not killing me, like like, I mean, she didn't wait
Speaker 1: more than that. I was fantastic, But I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would have made a past
Speaker 1: like keep the baby alive. Yeah, I got real drowned
Speaker 1: baby in a bathtub. Energy at one, I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta praise be to a lady who was able to
Speaker 1: do not that. I at least got put some pillows
Speaker 1: around the baby and it went to the store real quick.
Speaker 1: Get you a little forward, you good, go ahead. Wait.
Speaker 1: So your grandmother subsequently spent a lot of time with you,
Speaker 1: is what I'm gathering, And in that she tells you
Speaker 1: about all these remedies. Yeah, in my formative years. And
Speaker 1: it's funny because my where I'm a kind of indoctrinating
Speaker 1: me until like a death call. I know that sounds crazy,
Speaker 1: but it's not crazy. It sounds it's just like my
Speaker 1: grandma's energy was always like I'm gonna die soon, which
Speaker 1: is a lot when you're a child, but it was
Speaker 1: always like, oh, well, you know, we're living in our
Speaker 1: last day. Every day it was our last days. That's
Speaker 1: that's a lot for a kid to be able to process.
Speaker 1: Every day was our last day. She was always like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you know you can sing, so you know I want
Speaker 1: you to sing in my funeral. And it's like Grandma,
Speaker 1: like it's Tuesday, it's two pm, Like, why are we
Speaker 1: talking about this? Yeah? Okay, Wait. So when she's talking
Speaker 1: about all this like mortality, is she's saying that for
Speaker 1: all of us or she's saying that specifically for her,
Speaker 1: Like is she like it's my last days or is
Speaker 1: it all of our last days? And uh, you might
Speaker 1: live a little longer than me, but we all go on.
Speaker 1: It varies, like when she talked about her funeral, obviously
Speaker 1: she was talking about herself, but then she would also
Speaker 1: always be like we living in our last day. We
Speaker 1: included me. So I was like, we got just got
Speaker 1: here the front. I haven't even tasted Cavosier yet. What
Speaker 1: am I dying for? Already got me Cavosier before I die.
Speaker 1: I gotta pass it. Pass the Cavosier to me. It's
Speaker 1: my dying wish. No. Um, so she like, I remember
Speaker 1: once I have asthma, but it's like seasonal and it's
Speaker 1: triggered by allergens, so specifically cedar trees. If I come
Speaker 1: in contact with like that certain type of tree, it
Speaker 1: will triggered my asthma. And it recently happened to me
Speaker 1: last time I was on a set, I had to
Speaker 1: go to the hospital. So when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I had this really long asthma tech and like my
Speaker 1: lungs were super tight for like days, and my grandma
Speaker 1: gave me prescription lay down and they gave me ginger
Speaker 1: and they gave me crackers, and I had an asthma
Speaker 1: type for three days before I silently went to the
Speaker 1: hospital and they had to like inject me with an
Speaker 1: epipin to get my lungs to open. So none of
Speaker 1: the prescriptions seemed to work until I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: they did, you know, maybe they kept me alive and
Speaker 1: then I made it to the hospital by so, by
Speaker 1: your suggestion, it wasn't so much of a permanent solution
Speaker 1: as it was something that sustained you long enough to
Speaker 1: then be stabbed with an EpiPen. And that's how I
Speaker 1: think of it, because I believe in prescription. Ginger Ale
Speaker 1: personally is swepts for me. Okay, let's talk about where
Speaker 1: you're from, because I do think ginger Ale ultimately is
Speaker 1: a regional thing. I think at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: what you're most passionate about tents as far as ginger
Speaker 1: Ale is concerned, comes from location and where are you?
Speaker 1: Where are you from? I'm from Texas, so we did
Speaker 1: have Canada dry as well, and I'll get I'll get
Speaker 1: to Canada. But everybody knows that schwepts just gets you through,
Speaker 1: like nothing just gets you throw wrong like schwepts just
Speaker 1: clear as every thing out. I'm to be honest, I
Speaker 1: don't like the way you say swepts. It has an
Speaker 1: erotic tone to it that that my listeners are gonna
Speaker 1: find distasteful. This is a family podcast, and I don't
Speaker 1: want any of my the children at home, the children
Speaker 1: at home, I hope children aren't listening to you. Legs
Speaker 1: them little niggas. Don't like the way you're saying swepts.
Speaker 1: I know that. Oh I personally am a Canada dryman myself.
Speaker 1: If I have to go back to ginger Real, I get.
Speaker 1: I've said it's giving it up just because it's it's
Speaker 1: pure sugar. It's just nothing but syrup with like the
Speaker 1: promise of remedy. I guess on the other end, but
Speaker 1: I definitely swepts would be my second of the of
Speaker 1: the options ginger in there. It might be there might
Speaker 1: be something you know where I don't buy into ginger
Speaker 1: ale is uh, what is it? Werners that it's a
Speaker 1: note for me dog. Yeah, that one's see verse is okay,
Speaker 1: but you know where I'm at out in my life.
Speaker 1: Fever Tree, whoa, I've never even heard of that. You
Speaker 1: ain't have favorite tree? Okay, So that's really like this honestly,
Speaker 1: Like I feel like Schweppes was like over the counter Okay,
Speaker 1: fever Tree is under the counter ginger because when you
Speaker 1: get that joint, first of all, it's clear. That's how
Speaker 1: you know it's real. And at the bottom it's like
Speaker 1: settled ginger like components. Because if you really juice ginger,
Speaker 1: which I used to have to do back again I
Speaker 1: worked in the Hamptons, if you juice real raw ginger,
Speaker 1: at the bottom all a little sediment will start to sit.
Speaker 1: So when you see that sediment, that's how you know
Speaker 1: that some juice ginger. Okay. So this fever Tree organization
Speaker 1: is saying we're tired of being confused with these other
Speaker 1: products that may or may not have any ginger in them.
Speaker 1: And so subsequently we're gonna put some little ginger chips
Speaker 1: right at the bottom, like gold schlagger to make it
Speaker 1: clear that this is this is in fact that pure
Speaker 1: ship sediment. So if you put real g intro juice
Speaker 1: in there, there's gonna be sediment, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like when you get a tiling all from the you know,
Speaker 1: off the you know, over the counter, like you get
Speaker 1: a little what like a sedimenta thine, but then you
Speaker 1: get some coding tiling all, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like that hit different. So the fever tree got that
Speaker 1: coating in it, right. It's the difference between like Oscar
Speaker 1: Meyer hot dog and them kosher hot dogs. The mother
Speaker 1: like the oscar Meyer it's could be anything in their hair,
Speaker 1: bone whatever they mushed up and make the hot dog.
Speaker 1: But them kosher hot dogs, those are preyed over hair
Speaker 1: and bones that get mixed into the hot dogs. So
Speaker 1: you know, God covering you when you eating the pig,
Speaker 1: and that's what you need. These are the pigs we loved.
Speaker 1: We took care of these pigs different before we murdered them.
Speaker 1: These pigs lived a good life. That's always a fascinating
Speaker 1: promise that they make to us. Is like, no, we
Speaker 1: really love this chicken. I know you're gonna eat it.
Speaker 1: And I know what pig that's walking face anointed, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Okay, I hear you. I don't
Speaker 1: give a damn how my big praise that's just me.
Speaker 1: But you know I want to think to be a
Speaker 1: bishop my pig based ties every Sunday. Okay, give it
Speaker 1: all honored the God. I love that. Good for that
Speaker 1: big I hope he's in heaven with other pigs doing
Speaker 1: whatever Saint le pigs do. Okay, So your grandmother gave
Speaker 1: you this prescription of lay down, this prescription of crackers,
Speaker 1: this prescription of ginger ale. It ultimately saves you enough
Speaker 1: to make it to the hospital get your EpiPen. Do
Speaker 1: you then move on with your life now as a
Speaker 1: practicing member of the community that believes in ginger ale
Speaker 1: and laydown or are you now just more skeptical about
Speaker 1: the whole thing? No? I still believe. Um. At some
Speaker 1: point I would love to have a company that just
Speaker 1: sends out care packages which have ginger ale crackers. They
Speaker 1: have to be saltine that's about to say. I was
Speaker 1: going to ask you what type of crackers are we
Speaker 1: talking about? They have to be saltine. That's just I'm
Speaker 1: a traditionalist, you know. But I would send out fever
Speaker 1: treat in my care package and the pillow. Yes, and
Speaker 1: then a channel guy for what TV shows are healing,
Speaker 1: such as Paladin, which is an old Western never smoke
Speaker 1: another smoke um. Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, great show, Dick
Speaker 1: Van Dyke. Okay, Young and than Restless is sometimes as
Speaker 1: the world turns. Wow, so you just only spent time
Speaker 1: with an old lady for the whole of your youth.
Speaker 1: Because those were my punishment shows. Those were like the
Speaker 1: shows that like when nothing else was on, but I
Speaker 1: was fighting sleep and like dealing with whatever anxiety existed
Speaker 1: for a ten year old that I didn't know how
Speaker 1: to articulate that to what I would watch. It wasn't
Speaker 1: out of joy. I wasn't watching Dr Quinn Medicine Woman
Speaker 1: because this was, in fact a good thing for my
Speaker 1: ten year old spirit. Quin Medicine Woman taught me how
Speaker 1: to take pills. Okay, I still take my pills the same, Okay,
Speaker 1: not like the rapper. That's how they get you all right,
Speaker 1: Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. This is a new conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: Dr Quinn Medicine Woman is out here promoting drug how
Speaker 1: you're promoting drug abuse because like I learned, like when
Speaker 1: you take a pill, or if you have to take
Speaker 1: a lot of pills, or if like itvitamins are really big,
Speaker 1: instead of putting the dry pills in your mouth, first,
Speaker 1: you fill your like you drink water. You fill your
Speaker 1: mouth with water, and then you throw the pills in
Speaker 1: there with the water and swallow it all at once
Speaker 1: and you don't even feel them go down. Okay, and
Speaker 1: this is all came from Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. Yes,
Speaker 1: well for me, I usually watch TV for strong narratives,
Speaker 1: but I love that you're using it for self help
Speaker 1: tips and that's cool too. You can get a lot
Speaker 1: out of it. Okay. Oh and uh Touched by Angel
Speaker 1: I have to add that and Walk in Texas Ranger Okay,
Speaker 1: hell yeah, I love that very healing television shows along
Speaker 1: with your Saltines and Feverit Tree. Did you ever see
Speaker 1: the episode where Haley Joe Osmond tells Walker Texas Ranger
Speaker 1: that he has eight Yes, television has changed I'll say
Speaker 1: that that's not a thing that could happen anymore. In Quarantine.
Speaker 1: I've been watching Girlfriends Living Single The Parker Um, and
Speaker 1: it was like a time when black women started to
Speaker 1: really go on the rise for new HIV infections. So
Speaker 1: every show has like HIV episodes and they're the most
Speaker 1: random thing. It'll be like somebody will start dating somebody
Speaker 1: and they'll be like, oh, I have eight, or like
Speaker 1: this woman was this woman and Joan we're beefing over
Speaker 1: a wedding and because Joan had like said the woman
Speaker 1: stole her boyfriend in college and she was so my
Speaker 1: boyfriend I was supposed to be with him, and she
Speaker 1: was like, do you want him? He gave me eight?
Speaker 1: And then it's one of the like the piano playing
Speaker 1: stad music, looks like we've got a serious episode on
Speaker 1: this one, folks, And then they do statistics at the
Speaker 1: end of like black women this hell. Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: guess it was helpful, though, you know that I was
Speaker 1: about to say, maybe this is this is how we
Speaker 1: got out of that rising crisis. Was that episode of
Speaker 1: The Parkers that it comes I'd love to do a
Speaker 1: trend shop and I was like, you know what, was funny.
Speaker 1: I could always tell it was about to happen. I
Speaker 1: was like, no, don't do it, don't do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we know better now. It's the hard part about I
Speaker 1: think revisiting and I personally don't think that we have
Speaker 1: the right to revisit these things and then like put
Speaker 1: a big, crazy judgmental eye on it, because I think
Speaker 1: a lot of the things that we were being told
Speaker 1: to laugh at by these shows, we were laughing at
Speaker 1: in real life, and so any judgment we're placing on
Speaker 1: the television we should probably place on ourselves and really
Speaker 1: spend that time analyzing why we thought it was funny
Speaker 1: at the time, more than saying like, yeah, how dare
Speaker 1: you have done a thing that we all thought was
Speaker 1: really cool at the time, Like, no, we were idiots
Speaker 1: and now we're not, and we should acknowledge that. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Kevin Hart's my hero, and I don't think he did
Speaker 1: anything wrong. I'm joking. Before we go to break, talk
Speaker 1: to me a little bit about why salting crackers as
Speaker 1: a must for this remedy that you're talking about. So
Speaker 1: when your stomach is in a delicate place, as it
Speaker 1: is a lot of times when you are an invalid.
Speaker 1: Okay um an invalid for y'all vocab word that means
Speaker 1: sick um. That's so pretentious of me, Like, I know,
Speaker 1: you guys don't und listen. My listeners are idiots. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: tell them all the words. They don't know. They're fucking fools.
Speaker 1: Why would they even still be listening to It's a
Speaker 1: very it's a doctor Quinn medicine woman. I think I
Speaker 1: got it from like a more air plane and I
Speaker 1: just staying in my lexicon forever. But like so, when
Speaker 1: you are an invalid, you know you have the delicate
Speaker 1: stomach assaultine. You know, it's the closest to an air
Speaker 1: food that you can get, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just pure starch and salt, and it can coat
Speaker 1: the stomach in a way that you know, not many
Speaker 1: things can, you know. And you know there's a reason
Speaker 1: why at church you get a wafer, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Because that's bread that's close to God. So
Speaker 1: you ingest in the bridge the body of you know,
Speaker 1: the Christ into your body along with the ginger rail.
Speaker 1: Uh you, So you're saying that saltines are as close
Speaker 1: to God as crackers can be without any impurities or
Speaker 1: other things sort of being added to the mix. Yes,
Speaker 1: saltines are the most godly food, I believe. You know,
Speaker 1: Jesus was handing out saltines like he was open giving
Speaker 1: out cars. You know the girls. The girls got loaves,
Speaker 1: you know, look under your chair, and then matters like
Speaker 1: this is bread. I wanted what I'm this isn't gonna
Speaker 1: solve my problems, Jesus, I wanted something better. What are
Speaker 1: we doing? Right? It's like Jesus a thought to at
Speaker 1: least was gonna give me some of the braid of sand.
Speaker 1: Those you gotta walking all the damn time. You got
Speaker 1: this long ass fresh ass robe on here, I am
Speaker 1: in tattered guard. Give me some of that, giving me
Speaker 1: goddamn bread. Fuck you, Jesus, that's what That's what they said.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm just look, that's a scripture I read.
Speaker 1: I would like you to know I have nothing to
Speaker 1: do with this man. Okay, I would keep eating your body,
Speaker 1: which is the saltine crack and pigs that I know
Speaker 1: you are kicking it with right now. All right, well,
Speaker 1: Jesus has turned on me, but Lacey is still in
Speaker 1: his good graces. We're gonna take a break and We'll
Speaker 1: be back with more lacy mostly and more, my mama
Speaker 1: told me, and are back. You could you want you
Speaker 1: can do? So? You you do you could? You want?
Speaker 1: You want him to do you so much? You could
Speaker 1: do anything? Yeah, we're back here were more lazy mosley
Speaker 1: or more my mama told me. We're still talking about
Speaker 1: that here all ginger ale salting crackers and a prescribed
Speaker 1: lay down, the perfect fixed to all of your problems.
Speaker 1: Has there been a time recently where you've used that
Speaker 1: combo to get yourself out of a little bit of
Speaker 1: a sickness? Yes, I have um I and this is
Speaker 1: back pre Rona. Don't judge me. I hope one of
Speaker 1: the cultural shifts will be that Americans no longer feel
Speaker 1: pride in having to go to work sick because that
Speaker 1: was just way too common. We all just accepted that
Speaker 1: if flu season meant niggas was gonna get the flu, Like, no,
Speaker 1: we didn't have to get the All side were just like,
Speaker 1: oh you know flu season. No, we could just not
Speaker 1: get the flu, or if we get it, stayed to
Speaker 1: fun home. What do we accept that? What do you
Speaker 1: want for me? I had to cough in your mouth.
Speaker 1: It's flu season. It's like, so I had to work
Speaker 1: and I think it was the last I think, the
Speaker 1: last commercial I think I'll ever do because um, I
Speaker 1: don't like commercial um, but you know, they can bring
Speaker 1: you some coin and this one was like a national
Speaker 1: for Snickers. So I was like, fine, I'll do it,
Speaker 1: and so I go in. It's a hot ass mess.
Speaker 1: There's a hundred fifty extras. They don't know where to
Speaker 1: put me. I'm sick. Um I got and this is
Speaker 1: like fuck niggers. Yo. I was like casually seeing this
Speaker 1: guy and we kissed. That's it, right, He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm getting over a cold now. He
Speaker 1: did say it before we kiss It's my fault. But
Speaker 1: getting over for me means that you're not contagious, because
Speaker 1: if you are an adult, you know, the first three
Speaker 1: days that you get a cold, you are contagious, so
Speaker 1: after that you're not. And this fool was fully in
Speaker 1: the middle of a cold. So the next day I
Speaker 1: wake up and I was like, I have a cold now.
Speaker 1: So my stomach was just like no girl. So I
Speaker 1: had my saltines and I had my ginger, and I
Speaker 1: had to stand outside and like thirty degree weather and
Speaker 1: like shoot this commercial for the saltees and the ginger
Speaker 1: kept me upright, I got you, And this was you
Speaker 1: did all this for Snickers, right, wasn't that? What did
Speaker 1: that give you, guys? Snickers? To were you eating Snickers?
Speaker 1: It was like we it was a Super Bowl commercial.
Speaker 1: We were at a hole in the middle of the woods.
Speaker 1: Uh talk about we was gonna dig a hole and
Speaker 1: put a huge snicker in it. And then they had
Speaker 1: a crane that like lowered a very large Snicker into
Speaker 1: a hole. That was all graphics, but the whole was real. Sure,
Speaker 1: so we just sang in front of a hole. Child.
Speaker 1: But that said, the ginger ale and crackers helped you
Speaker 1: make it through what otherwise would have been just you
Speaker 1: singing and being stick in the woods. Yes, I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that that. This ginger role really got my
Speaker 1: throat fresh. You know, I felt like I had a
Speaker 1: baby throat, Like the throat was just on infant, you know,
Speaker 1: like a fresh baby throat. You know baby throats can they?
Speaker 1: Oh my guys, like the screaming all the time like
Speaker 1: that you got, you got that refurbished throat. I love that.
Speaker 1: All right. I want to dig into some research with
Speaker 1: you because I actually think that there's a fair amount
Speaker 1: of examples of things that sort of prove exactly what
Speaker 1: you're saying, that saltine crackers and ginger ale do in
Speaker 1: fact have the potential to care a lot more than
Speaker 1: we give them credit for. So let's start with the
Speaker 1: basic saltine crackers, which I'm glad that's your cracker of choice.
Speaker 1: It says that saltines help nausea because the crackers soak
Speaker 1: up your tent causing acids in your stomach, and they're
Speaker 1: less likely to cause more nausea because they don't have
Speaker 1: a smell. Really, that like their lack of like other ingredients,
Speaker 1: their closeness to God, as you put it, Yeah, their
Speaker 1: purity allows for them to not induce nausea in other ways.
Speaker 1: So you're already nailing it with saltines. Shout out, Tom,
Speaker 1: Shout out to your mama's, shout out to your grandma,
Speaker 1: shout shout out to whoever invented saltine crackers. You didn't
Speaker 1: go for flavor, you didn't go for a look. You
Speaker 1: just you knew this is a cracker of function, and
Speaker 1: you just nailed it. Good for you. You didn't try
Speaker 1: it all. They look these sell themselves in a plastic
Speaker 1: sleeve and get out of here, like they put it down.
Speaker 1: They said, they don't know what it is. They don't
Speaker 1: know what the funk I got going on here. Everybody
Speaker 1: doing marketing. I feel like I don't even see commercials
Speaker 1: for Salt Teams. They're like, the girls know we're here,
Speaker 1: they know what I'll we're on. Right. Yeah. There used
Speaker 1: to be those crackers where they would presented as like,
Speaker 1: this is the fancy cracker that you use when you
Speaker 1: want to impress your guests. This is how you'll have
Speaker 1: sex with a woman if you pull out these crackers exactly.
Speaker 1: But the Salt Teams was like, no, motherfucker, you trying
Speaker 1: to survive, get saltines. You can also put great jelly
Speaker 1: on them or American prior enjoy the recipes on the
Speaker 1: back of a wrist cracker. They'd be like peanut, butter
Speaker 1: and jelly, right, Like this is groundbreaking information is Oh,
Speaker 1: you can put other stuff on this and make it
Speaker 1: less like a cracker and more like a sandwich. Somehow.
Speaker 1: I'm being told by my producer Olivia that fl Summer
Speaker 1: and Company invented saltines in eighteen seventy six. They've been
Speaker 1: around since eighteen seventies. Six slaves made them crackers, you know,
Speaker 1: But I do need to think about the creators. I'm
Speaker 1: sure they were bad man, Right, there's a reason fl
Speaker 1: Summer wanted like a white box with these white crackers
Speaker 1: and a white bag. And like it turns out he's
Speaker 1: a monster. But god damn, he smashed them crackers. He
Speaker 1: did great, he did. He made the hell out of
Speaker 1: them crackers. And I'm gonna keep eating them racist crackers.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing is, we don't give racist enough
Speaker 1: credit for the good things that they do out in
Speaker 1: the world. You know, Like, yeah, you're a bigot. Yeah
Speaker 1: you're destroying the very foundation of the way that humans
Speaker 1: should function in the world. But you nailed these crackers.
Speaker 1: Mr Summer go crazy. Yes, we'll give you your flowers
Speaker 1: for that. Okay, us talk ginger ale because ginger which
Speaker 1: ideally is the key ingredient in ginger ale ideally, so
Speaker 1: there we go. But ginger ale contains something called ginger role,
Speaker 1: which is the main bioactive compound, and ginger role has
Speaker 1: like an insane list of potential remedies that it helps with.
Speaker 1: It aids digestion, it reduces nausea, specifically for like nausea
Speaker 1: related to like mourning sickness, or even chemotherapy. It helps
Speaker 1: fight the flu, common cold. It helps with weight loss,
Speaker 1: low cholesterol, a menstrual pain, chronic indigestion. It lowers your
Speaker 1: blood sugar, heart disease. It can help with certain cancers,
Speaker 1: and even potentially fights off Alzheimer's. It also helps with
Speaker 1: ugliness if you got fun boy you trying to get over,
Speaker 1: also helps with that little ginger. Stop stop texting him.
Speaker 1: You know the are sure. Now see, this is where
Speaker 1: I'm gonna challenge you a little bit, because what I
Speaker 1: was referring to is ginger rale, Right, ginger al does
Speaker 1: all those good things. Ginger Ale, as many scientists have
Speaker 1: pointed out at this point, is basically just a giant
Speaker 1: sugar juice and doesn't often contain any ginger at all,
Speaker 1: and therefore has no remedy to it whatsoever. So all
Speaker 1: these ugly curers and fuck boy preventatives that you're talking
Speaker 1: about may not, in fact be cooked into your schwepps
Speaker 1: that you're so deeply uh in low. It is, and
Speaker 1: you know you've heard of placebo effects if it even
Speaker 1: if it ain't no ginger ale in there. My body
Speaker 1: thinks it's ger and it's helping me, you see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, So it might as well be ger in there,
Speaker 1: because it's still curings. And I'm so glad you said that,
Speaker 1: because a lot of the scientists and doctors who do
Speaker 1: acknowledge that ginger role is not in fact one of
Speaker 1: the key ingredients that's kicking around in ginger ale also
Speaker 1: acknowledge that because ginger ale has become synonymous with us
Speaker 1: like sort of getting remedies and treatment, they do say
Speaker 1: that the placebo effect is a valuable component in our health.
Speaker 1: That like they give it to us at hospitals not
Speaker 1: because the ship actually works, but because we think it works,
Speaker 1: and therefore we'll start to feel better because of you know,
Speaker 1: our own brain. A Right, that's if you if your
Speaker 1: brain is convinced that it works, that means that it works.
Speaker 1: If the if we get to the same end, right,
Speaker 1: just different means. Right. But if I sip on it
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, my intestines there flourishing, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? If I feel that and then I
Speaker 1: do flourish, then that's the same thing as if it
Speaker 1: had been appealed with you know, ginger al in it
Speaker 1: or whatever. Listen, I think you're making a valid point.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever outloud said my intestines
Speaker 1: are flourishing. Maybe it's a feeling that I've had more
Speaker 1: often than i'd like to acknowledge. You probably have. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: if you don't feel like your intestines are suffering, then
Speaker 1: they're probably flourished. There, flourished, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: We just get too used to it. But it's popping
Speaker 1: in your system. It's just like anything else, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like I tell people all the time
Speaker 1: on my podcast, like it's not a lie if you
Speaker 1: believe it. I love that. So in essence, ginger ale
Speaker 1: sort of has a very scam goddess energy. It is.
Speaker 1: It is getting by on its own supply, and it's
Speaker 1: functioning in a way that allows for people to feel healed.
Speaker 1: So great, you're you're killing the ginger ale. Here's some
Speaker 1: more fascinating information about ginger In the Middle Ages, ginger
Speaker 1: was used as a prophylactic for the bubonic plague that basically,
Speaker 1: people were worried that the bubonic plague was being transferred sexually,
Speaker 1: and I guess they were putting little pieces of ginger
Speaker 1: on their dicks and badges and keeping that somehow from
Speaker 1: spreading this terrible disease that was killing everybody. I heard
Speaker 1: about a lemon. But like with that burn, some people like,
Speaker 1: it's spicy down there, and I think that's important. Go crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it needs to be spicy down there,
Speaker 1: but at least you know, back in the day, they
Speaker 1: wasn't watching their asses, so you know if they put
Speaker 1: legina on and hopefully smell in the bedroom. Sure, I
Speaker 1: think about that all the time when I watched all
Speaker 1: the time shows and you know, it's mostly white people
Speaker 1: in them, because if it's an older time show with
Speaker 1: black people for some reason, it always has to be slavery.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, we did have more than than
Speaker 1: three years and just fy, we was Kangs. Sure most
Speaker 1: of us can't trace our histories back enough to know
Speaker 1: if we were in fat Kings, but somebody was a
Speaker 1: king back then talk about that ship. But we was Kang. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was Kang with Kang. It was all Kang. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So like I always think about that when they kiss
Speaker 1: and stuffing, Like I know they ain't brush their mouths,
Speaker 1: just like I hate a sex scene in an olden
Speaker 1: time movie because I just imagine it being funky. Yeah
Speaker 1: that's fair. Yeah, there's no way that you were effectively
Speaker 1: cleaning any of your your parts, including your mouth. So
Speaker 1: all of this ship was funky as ship. So maybe
Speaker 1: ginger was better. Maybe it just added a slightly more
Speaker 1: fragrant Yeah I need that. Except for now. I hope
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be guys out here like what I
Speaker 1: put a little ginger on. That's not a condom. That's
Speaker 1: not a condom. Don't start going the whole foods, y'all
Speaker 1: and trying to thinly ginger. I ain't got no more lifestyles,
Speaker 1: but I got some ginger in the cupboard, and uh,
Speaker 1: we could make that work. Please don't, please, do not
Speaker 1: do this. Here's so I started asking myself where did
Speaker 1: ginger ale come from? Because it became so important to
Speaker 1: the way that we understand health in this country. Are
Speaker 1: certainly like the idea of feeling better in this country?
Speaker 1: Where did it come from? And basically it says that
Speaker 1: ginger ale came out of basically far sarmacists and scientists
Speaker 1: wanting yeah, no, you're right, it's it's pharmacists and people
Speaker 1: wanting to take advantage of this relationship of health and
Speaker 1: ginger and all the good things that ginger ral does,
Speaker 1: and basically decided to take the alcohol out of ginger beer.
Speaker 1: So Gingerrell was them creating a non alcoholic version of
Speaker 1: ginger beer. And so this dude, Thomas Cantrell, an American
Speaker 1: apothecary living in Ireland. Yes, I believe the great great
Speaker 1: grandfather of blue cantreil Uh, Thomas Cantrell living in Ireland,
Speaker 1: carbonated his drink with soda water and instead of yeese.
Speaker 1: Began exporting this ginger based beverage to the US around
Speaker 1: eighteen fifty, right. And then a Detroit pharmacist named James
Speaker 1: verner Oh created a blend of ginger vanilla he's not
Speaker 1: and spices. He's the he's the inventor of wurners. But
Speaker 1: I assure you this man ain't black and so ginger
Speaker 1: vanilla spices. And he left that in an oak barrel.
Speaker 1: And then he got called off the fighting the Civil War.
Speaker 1: Not really sure which side he fought on. He's from Detroit,
Speaker 1: so I'm hoping the North, but who knows. He might
Speaker 1: have been one of them self, hating motherfucker's and then
Speaker 1: had a choice. Didn't want to go to either of
Speaker 1: them wars. They was like, come on, we go on
Speaker 1: the war. Damn it, come on side. You like, I
Speaker 1: ain't listen, I ain't got a dog in this fight.
Speaker 1: I need us to lose. I'm like, if I was
Speaker 1: a black Confederate soldier, they'd be like, where did they go? Oh,
Speaker 1: we just went down to the watering hole. See what
Speaker 1: I would have done if they made me fight on
Speaker 1: the Confederate side. I ran out there real fast and
Speaker 1: then pretend I'd be like, oh no, they shot me
Speaker 1: and fell down and it just laid there for the
Speaker 1: whole of the fight. You gotta you just gotta quit
Speaker 1: as quickly as you can, right. I think about that
Speaker 1: a lot older time wars, especially the ones with swords.
Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all must have been high. Did y'all take breaks?
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, stab everybody individually. That's a lot of work.
Speaker 1: No time out, no time out in war. Yeah. James Verner,
Speaker 1: he goes to war, and when he returned from the
Speaker 1: Civil War he survived. He was delighted to find that
Speaker 1: that oak barrel that he had filled, had a new
Speaker 1: flavor of a concoction that he then sold all over
Speaker 1: the Midwest, which later becomes Verner's ginger Ale. And you
Speaker 1: know he got a shoe that's the Verner shoot. Oh
Speaker 1: it's based on the ginger ale camp, based on the
Speaker 1: and it's new balance. So you know it's white supremacist
Speaker 1: year the Confederate. Uh, all right. So then there's another
Speaker 1: example in Night to Know four, yet another pharmacist, a
Speaker 1: Canadian man named John J. McLaughlin, created a paler dryer
Speaker 1: ginger ale, Canadian dry one that appealed old to those
Speaker 1: who were put off by the sweetness and pungency of Verners.
Speaker 1: Thus Canada Dry was born. So all of these ginger
Speaker 1: ales were sort of produced around the same time, somewhere
Speaker 1: between eighteen fifty and nineteen o four. Now here's where
Speaker 1: I started asking more important questions, when did black people
Speaker 1: start working with ginger ale, because what what's happening there?
Speaker 1: Like what when did our relationship with it sort of
Speaker 1: kick in? And it says that part of the thing
Speaker 1: that brought black people into ginger ales in the late
Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds, ginger in Jamaica basically ginger extract was advertised
Speaker 1: as a remedy for cholera, fever, headache, nervous disability, all
Speaker 1: kinds of stuff, and then that became popular. Ginger ale
Speaker 1: became popular because of the promise of ginger ale ginger
Speaker 1: being cooked into the drink. Now, was this because you
Speaker 1: know there's that popular Jamaican ginger mere. Was this like
Speaker 1: a part of that movement or because like the ginger
Speaker 1: beer in Jamaica is strong, like yeah, it's spicy, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I think what it was was like a marketing thing
Speaker 1: that hit Jamaica real hard, where everybody was like, if
Speaker 1: you're feeling sick, funk with ginger. And then subsequently ginger
Speaker 1: beer and ginger ale took off in the black community
Speaker 1: because it's like, oh, we all have that and it's
Speaker 1: easy access and like you said, it already exists here
Speaker 1: in a way that you know later will become more
Speaker 1: popularized in America. And not like healthcare and not like
Speaker 1: white folks experiment on us, because that's still always Black
Speaker 1: folks less likely to go to the doctor because of
Speaker 1: the stigma of doctors, and I mean doctors are still
Speaker 1: really bad to black people, especially black women. Were two
Speaker 1: thirds of the I believe that's a statistic of like, uh,
Speaker 1: what is it called mortality when it comes to having children, right, Like,
Speaker 1: we're like significantly outnumbering white women who die in childbirth
Speaker 1: because they don't believe we're in pain and stuff. So,
Speaker 1: you know, people like black folks have a really weird
Speaker 1: sorted history with medical professionals because there's so much racism
Speaker 1: in there. It's crazy because you never think you're going
Speaker 1: to the doctor and they're gonna be doing racism to you,
Speaker 1: like when you're thinking about being sick and like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a healer, but you forget like, oh white,
Speaker 1: I'm black here, so they also are going to try
Speaker 1: to do some racism. It's like, hey, man, I came
Speaker 1: here for an appendix, not whatever you've got going on
Speaker 1: emotionally and personally with my skin color. I had to
Speaker 1: start telling them like I gonna do doctor. That's the
Speaker 1: first conversation I have with them. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: in the past, people of doctors have been very racist
Speaker 1: to me when I've asked for things. So you know,
Speaker 1: if you're just not me treatment, just write it down.
Speaker 1: I have a social media presence. I do like to tweet,
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to lay down like pleasonton racism to
Speaker 1: be like doing that guess to the other niggas, but
Speaker 1: you might want leave me alone. You heard it here first,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, lazy says, do it to them other niggas,
Speaker 1: just not to me racism. I love that. I love
Speaker 1: that you're not working to abolish racism, you're not trying
Speaker 1: to take it out of the healthcare system. Just do
Speaker 1: it to the mother niggas, Keep me out of it.
Speaker 1: Lacy Mosley has spoken anti racis man, which is just
Speaker 1: very specific to his own. It is completely about self
Speaker 1: and also effective. They won't do it to him, and
Speaker 1: it's working all right. Here's what becomes even more fascinating
Speaker 1: is that ginger ale. After like all these dudes invent
Speaker 1: a bunch of their own ginger ales, gingerrele becomes the
Speaker 1: most popular soda from the close of the nineteenth century
Speaker 1: up until World War Two. That yeah, like it becomes
Speaker 1: like popping. It's everybody's drinking ginger ale. You don't go
Speaker 1: anywhere without somebody asking for a delicious ginger ale. And
Speaker 1: the only reason it stops gaining in popularity around World
Speaker 1: War two is because reese or start to thin because
Speaker 1: of the war, right, so people can't necessarily afford the
Speaker 1: ginger drinks that they wanted before. Now here's where it
Speaker 1: becomes complicated, because up until that point, the companies were
Speaker 1: creating a drink that more than likely had a lot
Speaker 1: more ginger in it. And then post World War Two,
Speaker 1: in a more modern America, they start pulling that bullshit
Speaker 1: where they start taking ginger out of the drink and
Speaker 1: just making a soda that people want to drink for
Speaker 1: sugary purposes. And we're the only country that is like
Speaker 1: that for real, for real, Like everyone has their artificial products,
Speaker 1: but America's like, can we make everything fake? Who was
Speaker 1: making fake apples? Can we get fake celery? Like it's
Speaker 1: so weird. I remember I lived in London for a
Speaker 1: little while and I was like, why are the eggs
Speaker 1: not in the refrigerator? They just out when brown? And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is like this okay, so
Speaker 1: y'all and get a y'all and even get a chicken beechs, Well,
Speaker 1: y'all give it no right. It turns out that chickens
Speaker 1: don't lay their eggs and refrigerators, so they can, in
Speaker 1: fact stay outside for longer than we think they can
Speaker 1: just no, they are not there. They just put them
Speaker 1: in a coup and then chicken don't get cold and
Speaker 1: they know they're pregnant. They got a real cold, my
Speaker 1: coochie cold as they are. Huh, I must be with
Speaker 1: child with eggs. And so here's where it gets even
Speaker 1: more fascinating is that even the ginger ale companies that
Speaker 1: are popular today, your Warners, your your Canada Dry, your
Speaker 1: Schwepts as you are so fond of, don't ever have
Speaker 1: to actually explain what's inside of their drinks or how
Speaker 1: much ginger is contained in those drinks because they don't
Speaker 1: want to quote unquote give away their formula. Yeah, how
Speaker 1: you going to be like our formula is no whatsoever?
Speaker 1: We I don't think ginger should be a secret ingredient
Speaker 1: in ginger ale. And that's the thing. They say, there
Speaker 1: is ginger in it, but they don't want to say
Speaker 1: how much because they don't want somebody to come in
Speaker 1: and steal their ideas. It's a big scam. That's a
Speaker 1: huge scam. That's like selling water and being like, look,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna tell you how much actual waters in it. Okay, exactly.
Speaker 1: This is some parts water. I ain't gonna tell you
Speaker 1: how many parts this guys some water up in it.
Speaker 1: Here's where it gets even more devastating is that these
Speaker 1: brands also do not claim that their drinks have any
Speaker 1: medicinal powers, because that would require them to meet certain
Speaker 1: regulations of ginger and ginger ale qualities. Right. They instead
Speaker 1: rely on people to do basically word of mouth advertising
Speaker 1: for them about the medicinal purposes of their drinks. And
Speaker 1: we do a good job of that, and books are
Speaker 1: walking general advertage. And I think that's the big takeaway
Speaker 1: is whether or not these drinks are actually working is
Speaker 1: not particularly clear. But what is clear is that people
Speaker 1: all over the world are happy to do the advertising
Speaker 1: for these companies even when they can't actually prove that
Speaker 1: this ship is true. And I love it. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I'll advertise whatever, Snickers, ginger ale, white supremacists, crackers, anything
Speaker 1: you need, I will put my name on it. Just
Speaker 1: don't use your racism on me. That's the Lacey Moseley way.
Speaker 1: I love it. Wow, way to quote me before, Like,
Speaker 1: I remember when George Foreman started making grills and it
Speaker 1: was like, what this nick though about grilling the own
Speaker 1: leather sandals. I don't know, but we was buying that grill.
Speaker 1: So I want my name to be all just random
Speaker 1: ship dolls, contact lenses, just stuff where they're like, what
Speaker 1: how did she get her name on contact lenses? This
Speaker 1: is not good for people to be able to see stuff.
Speaker 1: It's just in the corner. It's just those little floaty
Speaker 1: things that just says, yeah, it's funny you bring up
Speaker 1: the George Forman grill, because in fact, I listened to
Speaker 1: our interview with Whole Cogan, once known racist Whole Cogan,
Speaker 1: uh clear Water, Florida, you get it. Whole Cogan did
Speaker 1: an interview where he talked about the fact that the
Speaker 1: George Foreman grill was in fact supposed to be the
Speaker 1: Whole Cogan grill. They company came to him and basically said,
Speaker 1: we've got grills, We've got like blenders, we've got like
Speaker 1: all these things. What you're trying to funk with, Hulk,
Speaker 1: And he didn't answer the phone, And then when he
Speaker 1: finally called them back, they had already given the grill
Speaker 1: to George Foreman and hold Cogan instead had to get
Speaker 1: like some bullshit spatula and it didn't sell well. But
Speaker 1: George Foreman is now a billionaire because of a grill
Speaker 1: he just put his name on and bro it was
Speaker 1: lack post especially like I feel like we did the
Speaker 1: advertisement for the George Foreman. Every black wet to my
Speaker 1: dad when I got the little one and the big one,
Speaker 1: lean green grilling machine and that new George woman, you
Speaker 1: got new George from coming over the George Like, we
Speaker 1: did so much work for that for nothing, for absolutely free,
Speaker 1: and we helped that brain damage man go on to
Speaker 1: become a very successful businessman despite shout out to him
Speaker 1: and yeah, whole Hogan Blenders or whatever the fox see,
Speaker 1: that's what you get for being racist. We love you,
Speaker 1: George Farman. And if there's anything else you want to
Speaker 1: put your name on, the black community will sell it
Speaker 1: for you. We will, Like you don't even have to
Speaker 1: do the advertisement table ceiling fans like, let us know
Speaker 1: George coming this fall, George farming waste trainers. We are
Speaker 1: going to help these become the most popular waste trainers
Speaker 1: on all of the Internet. I'm so excited to see them. Yes,
Speaker 1: all you need a couple of those fashioned over girls.
Speaker 1: That my running joke on Twitter or Instagram. Two is
Speaker 1: that I want to just get enough followers to where
Speaker 1: I can be a tea influencer. Right now, I've just
Speaker 1: been striking out, lipped in on boxes and putting fit,
Speaker 1: but I want to sell diary and tea and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't work out at all. It's literally just the tea.
Speaker 1: I don't work out five days a week. It's the
Speaker 1: tea ship for hours and hours a day. But the tea,
Speaker 1: I don't have to do anything. Have you never felt
Speaker 1: like your intestines were just like a wide open freeway.
Speaker 1: Are your intestines not thriving, but somehow your booty and
Speaker 1: titties are. You got to drink this tea. That's the key.
Speaker 1: I love it all right. We're gonna take one more
Speaker 1: break and we'll be back with more Lazy Momsey and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me we are back. You go, yeah,
Speaker 1: We're back here with more Lacy Mosley more, and my
Speaker 1: mama told me we're still talking about them flat tummy
Speaker 1: tease and the difference between between a regular flat tummy
Speaker 1: T and a lipt and flat tummy T, which is
Speaker 1: just what Lacey uses, but when she crosses out the
Speaker 1: lifting tidle so that she can sell it diarrhea to
Speaker 1: the girls on the internet. Yes, with the girls need diarrhea.
Speaker 1: Have you ever fallen for it? Has there ever been
Speaker 1: one of those things where like you you got trapped
Speaker 1: in in whatever they were offering you. No, almost what
Speaker 1: I did own a waste trainer. I will say that
Speaker 1: I usually wear a waste trainer too. When I waited tables,
Speaker 1: I would wear a wist trainer the whole shift. It
Speaker 1: actually would help with my back, but yeah, I would
Speaker 1: be like, sucked the funk in. Uh, you know, just
Speaker 1: organs just in there, just pushing together in a way
Speaker 1: that they're not supposed to sexy, you know. But no,
Speaker 1: I remember I actually went to the store and I
Speaker 1: found fit Tea in a Walgreens once, and I loved
Speaker 1: like Instagram stores. I was like, y'all, should I buy this?
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, no, it's just gonna make you ship
Speaker 1: for days. I was like, that's not fun. You're not
Speaker 1: telling me what them abs don't look like though, don't Yeah,
Speaker 1: are the abs canna be cute? Because when I had
Speaker 1: the flu, like I was snatched, I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: like I should just really get the flu more. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's why flucys and is popping. Everybody's like, no, we
Speaker 1: just like to get it people to work. They're like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the flu too. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: look good. But also like I don't like to talk
Speaker 1: too much about like the weight loss stuff because all
Speaker 1: of it is a scam and all of it's super
Speaker 1: fat phobic, And I'm like, whatever body you like and
Speaker 1: what you want your body to look like, go the
Speaker 1: fuck off now if you would like to ship. Also
Speaker 1: while doing that by my fittee, and I think and
Speaker 1: I think if they were being more responsible, they would
Speaker 1: say exactly that, like, look, your body, your choice. You
Speaker 1: should feel comfortable the way that you are. There's no
Speaker 1: reason for you to doubt even for a second that
Speaker 1: the way that you're built there's something wrong with it
Speaker 1: that you need to fix it. But if you're trying
Speaker 1: to spend that money and ship yourself, I got you.
Speaker 1: I got you. If you would like to make this
Speaker 1: poor choice of uh like straight up vacuuming out your intestines,
Speaker 1: let me know we got it for you. Six. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the failure of capitalism is that it it just
Speaker 1: doesn't tell you all the parts. It's not that we
Speaker 1: don't have the right to sell these things. I think
Speaker 1: you should have the right to sell those things. You
Speaker 1: should just be a little more transparent about what the
Speaker 1: repercussions and or experiences that are going to come out
Speaker 1: of it. And that's what's so bad about television is
Speaker 1: like we've cultivated this atmosphere. Like I used to think
Speaker 1: that blonde hair was like a very common type of hair,
Speaker 1: but it's actually extremely uncommon. It's just like you see
Speaker 1: a lot of blonde white women on television, so you
Speaker 1: think that there are more than what there are. That's
Speaker 1: the same thing with like skinny as women on TV.
Speaker 1: It's like, also our country is considered overweight in some way.
Speaker 1: It's like, can't we just start throwing them up on
Speaker 1: TV and actel like it's normal, because that's what's happening.
Speaker 1: Whenever I see people fat shaming on the internet, I
Speaker 1: was clicking on their profiles and I'm like, come on, dog,
Speaker 1: you yucky. What you're doing. It's okay to be fad,
Speaker 1: but like, why are you mad at everybody else? For me?
Speaker 1: Lizzo's comments all the time To prepare myself for people
Speaker 1: being mean to me, I was about to say Lizzo,
Speaker 1: the way people talk to Lizzo. I I got sad
Speaker 1: in a way that I can't even go back and
Speaker 1: check on her. It's just like that's I try to
Speaker 1: go and put some positivity and I put my legs
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I always think about that because I'm like,
Speaker 1: the more I work, the more people find me on
Speaker 1: the internet. I'm like, they like me now, but they're
Speaker 1: going to start being mean to me soon. So I
Speaker 1: read other people's comments to get up for the meaning. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what's crazy. It's like she was thriving. She was
Speaker 1: doing great for like a two year period where every
Speaker 1: everything she did we celebrated it. We told her how
Speaker 1: beautiful fool she was. She was groundbreaking. Look at you, twerking.
Speaker 1: It jiggles more than the twerks were used to, but
Speaker 1: we love it. Like everything was positive, and then as
Speaker 1: soon as she did something that exceeded people's expectations for her,
Speaker 1: they immediately like turned her into like some sort of
Speaker 1: monster when it's none of that. It's just a nice
Speaker 1: lady being silly on the internet and making you know,
Speaker 1: good music. That's what they do when you rise to fame.
Speaker 1: Remember Tiffany Hats like, I love her. I think she's
Speaker 1: so nice. Um, I've only interacted with her a few times,
Speaker 1: and she was so sweet and like when she was
Speaker 1: rising up, they were like yeah. And as soon as
Speaker 1: she got real popping, everybody was like, we hate you now,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this geme's happening, especially with black women.
Speaker 1: Y'all got to lift these queens up or just let
Speaker 1: them let them live. You ain't. I don't know, Like
Speaker 1: I I'm in a space where it's like, if at
Speaker 1: any point this is distasteful to you to the point
Speaker 1: that you want to say, just let it live. It
Speaker 1: ain't bugging nobody to be in your group chat. I
Speaker 1: have snarky comments about celebrities sometimes, and you know what
Speaker 1: I do. I send it to my crop chat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like tag the person and be like, I think you
Speaker 1: have a lazy you know. I tell I tell the
Speaker 1: six people I care about most that they have a
Speaker 1: lazy eye, and then we talk about it for hours.
Speaker 1: And I pray that that group chat never becomes public
Speaker 1: because it'll ruin my career and everyone else is around me,
Speaker 1: but for now they're the only people that know. That's
Speaker 1: why I gotta start sending voice messages, the ones where
Speaker 1: you can't keep it. Oh, come on, now, you're not
Speaker 1: going with the time. Also, damn tips, you can delete
Speaker 1: Instagram messages that you send to people send a message
Speaker 1: and then stealing back like a little invisible ink. I
Speaker 1: love that. That's great. Okay, let's play a game. I
Speaker 1: want to play a game with you. And this is
Speaker 1: a very fun game that I like to call. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is homemade. Oh been that bad way up? And
Speaker 1: the way that this game works is I'm going to
Speaker 1: introduce to you a fact, a standard true fact out
Speaker 1: in the world, and what I would like for you
Speaker 1: to do is to hotep the ship out of it,
Speaker 1: bringing all the conspiratorial crazy that you think you need
Speaker 1: to make this fact feel less like a fact and
Speaker 1: more like something that is destructive to the black community
Speaker 1: or the people around it. Okay, got it, great, So
Speaker 1: you're fact today. The US government, starting in ten stopped
Speaker 1: keeping every tweet but instead just now he basically saves
Speaker 1: a very selective amount or certain selective group of tweets.
Speaker 1: But between two thousand six and seen, the US government
Speaker 1: saved every single public tweet, every single one. It's like
Speaker 1: kept in a database somewhere from two thousand six to
Speaker 1: why do you think that is hotep? That ship for me,
Speaker 1: make it a homemade Hotep as you wish. So wow,
Speaker 1: first of all, first and foremost given all honor, two guys,
Speaker 1: kings and queens. In two thousand and six, I want
Speaker 1: to talk to you about a man. I want to
Speaker 1: talk to you about a man whose name is Barack
Speaker 1: Hussein Obama. And in two thousand six, this is where
Speaker 1: he really started getting percolate. This is when he started percolating.
Speaker 1: Everybody was like, okay, he was an alderman. Now he
Speaker 1: a senator. And look at this black man rise like
Speaker 1: a shooting star. You know what I mean. People started whispering.
Speaker 1: They're like president, you know and Twitter, Twitter knew this
Speaker 1: and they saw they saw this thing coming right two
Speaker 1: thousand six, right, right, right, why do you think that? Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're talking two thousands six on president will run
Speaker 1: two thousand seven, right, Okay, so we're talking Obama. Wait right,
Speaker 1: Obama's president. Right, everything's black. You know they're worried about
Speaker 1: Nick revolved. You know, all things is gonna get excited
Speaker 1: and their black lead are gonna come and you know
Speaker 1: it's gonna be too solid of a tour all over again.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the Haitian Revolution, you know what. They thought, like,
Speaker 1: maybe Nig's gonna get too spicy, so let's just keep
Speaker 1: all of their tweets, right, And that's why in seventeen,
Speaker 1: which is a year after sixteen, which right, that's when
Speaker 1: they stopped saving all the tweets cause I was like,
Speaker 1: we don't even need this, you don't gonna need growing
Speaker 1: off this anymore. So now we're just gonna save like
Speaker 1: black Twitter issue. It's like, but y'all, black Twitter, we
Speaker 1: started getting a little too organized on Twitter. Now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's jokes like navy and jokes, you know, on anybody
Speaker 1: and anybody's circumstance, even when we thought was gonna have
Speaker 1: World War three jokes. But but now the government knows
Speaker 1: about black Twitter where we are, like, think about think
Speaker 1: about the last time you saw Wendy tweet. Why Wendy
Speaker 1: tweets so black? Why wind have a mix tape? It's
Speaker 1: all connected. Why does Wendy's have a mixtape? Because black
Speaker 1: people like mixtape said, whether they sell them out of
Speaker 1: the trunk of their car. The government is trying to
Speaker 1: get inside Joe vehicle, who hear you where they want
Speaker 1: you to go. Oh, oh, there it is there, there
Speaker 1: it is, ladies and gentlemen, motherfucking complete Oh man, that
Speaker 1: you you brought up a lot of powerful ship here.
Speaker 1: You're saying that there's a real possibility that they started
Speaker 1: tracking every single tweet as a way of containing this
Speaker 1: nig revolution that was building in relation or potentially building
Speaker 1: in relation to Barack Obama. And then as soon as
Speaker 1: he was out of office, they no longer needed to
Speaker 1: collect all of those tweets because they had all the
Speaker 1: information and documentation that they needed. And for some we reason,
Speaker 1: Wendy's is connected to all of that you did. You
Speaker 1: did all the things that a hotep is meant to do.
Speaker 1: Why are the patties square? Uh? Now there it is
Speaker 1: because they try to put in a box the key
Speaker 1: to being a good hotep is and like you said,
Speaker 1: thank God, and then and then really connected to a
Speaker 1: bunch of things that are nonsensical while making a few
Speaker 1: really good points perfect. Why is wendy slogan fresh never frozen?
Speaker 1: What a black people like to be fresh? Fresh? Why
Speaker 1: th parotificate on that? Kings and queens listen, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about it, and I know my listeners at home are
Speaker 1: also thinking about it, probably in different ways than we anticipated,
Speaker 1: but they're thinking about it a lot of tr Dictionary
Speaker 1: of Vocabulary and stop putting two and three together exactly. Well, Lazy,
Speaker 1: I think we did it. You nailed it. You nailed
Speaker 1: being on the podcast. What a great guest. Could you
Speaker 1: tell all the people where they can find you? What
Speaker 1: cool ship you have going on? Yes, Kings and Queen,
Speaker 1: don't break characters, stay in it. Don't let me ruin it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Kings and Queens. The opresstional Hebrew is real, likexed.
Speaker 1: Y'all can find me at D D A l A
Speaker 1: C I Diva Lacey on all platforms, and if you'd
Speaker 1: like to listen to my podcast, which is about robbery
Speaker 1: and comedy, that said scam got his pot on all platforms.
Speaker 1: M lazy mostly so funny. I also feel free to
Speaker 1: follow me on all the platforms. I'm not gonna do
Speaker 1: it in character, all right, this is my personality all
Speaker 1: the time. And also, please, I would love for you
Speaker 1: to send me drops or potential conspiracy theories that you believe,
Speaker 1: and specifically, if you want to send voice memos, there's
Speaker 1: a possibility that we would unpack them on episodes in
Speaker 1: the future, so please send all those to uh my
Speaker 1: mama pot at gmail dot com and otherwise get the
Speaker 1: funk out of here by Owasca money R. She's do
Speaker 1: many Turkey stuff I can't tell me about my