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Speaker 1: it is, ladies and gentlemen, that is right. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: another spectacular episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast

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Speaker 1: where we died Deep Deep. We spelunk into the pockets

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Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories, and we finally work to prove

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Speaker 1: that cardi B is in fact short for cardio vascular bronchitis.

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Speaker 1: That's right, ladies and gentlemen. She is the most woke

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Speaker 1: grapper of all time. All she does is yell at

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Speaker 1: promote lung health, and then put her titties on the

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Speaker 1: internet to shame that mean man who cheated on her.

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Speaker 1: She is woke, she's changing the game, she's inspiring women,

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Speaker 1: and she's making you go see your doctor. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: cardio vascular bronchitis. You're doing the hard work that the

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Speaker 1: rest of us are afraid to do. I am your host,

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Speaker 1: Lenksy Herman. I'm excited to be here. It's always I

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Speaker 1: have a fantastic guest today. We're gonna get right into it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to sit here in and talk bullshit

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Speaker 1: alone anymore. She's gonna make all that loneliness leave my heart.

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Speaker 1: She's hilarious. You know her from her amazing podcast that

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Speaker 1: it up my guest, Miss Lacey Mosley. You know this

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Speaker 1: bitch got some applauses. Congratulations, thank you, I'm about I'm

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Speaker 1: about Your podcast is wonderful. The pleasure of doing it.

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Speaker 1: Very recently, we talked a lot of ship about chaos

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Speaker 1: It's my petty ass fault. When I started naming the

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Speaker 1: It's very I think anytime somebody antagonized as a person,

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Speaker 1: I grew up as I don't know how you were

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Speaker 1: I was very much a person who I didn't want

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Speaker 1: Jesus has turned on me, but Lacey is still in

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00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 1: his good graces. We're gonna take a break and We'll

427
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: be back with more lacy mostly and more, my mama

428
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: told me, and are back. You could you want you

429
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: can do? So? You you do you could? You want?

430
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: You want him to do you so much? You could

431
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: do anything? Yeah, we're back here were more lazy mosley

432
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: or more my mama told me. We're still talking about

433
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 1: that here all ginger ale salting crackers and a prescribed

434
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: lay down, the perfect fixed to all of your problems.

435
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: Has there been a time recently where you've used that

436
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: combo to get yourself out of a little bit of

437
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: a sickness? Yes, I have um I and this is

438
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 1: back pre Rona. Don't judge me. I hope one of

439
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: the cultural shifts will be that Americans no longer feel

440
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,040
Speaker 1: pride in having to go to work sick because that

441
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 1: was just way too common. We all just accepted that

442
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: if flu season meant niggas was gonna get the flu, Like, no,

443
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: we didn't have to get the All side were just like,

444
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,640
Speaker 1: oh you know flu season. No, we could just not

445
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: get the flu, or if we get it, stayed to

446
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: fun home. What do we accept that? What do you

447
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: want for me? I had to cough in your mouth.

448
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 1: It's flu season. It's like, so I had to work

449
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: and I think it was the last I think, the

450
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 1: last commercial I think I'll ever do because um, I

451
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: don't like commercial um, but you know, they can bring

452
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: you some coin and this one was like a national

453
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 1: for Snickers. So I was like, fine, I'll do it,

454
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 1: and so I go in. It's a hot ass mess.

455
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: There's a hundred fifty extras. They don't know where to

456
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: put me. I'm sick. Um I got and this is

457
00:25:55,560 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 1: like fuck niggers. Yo. I was like casually seeing this

458
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: guy and we kissed. That's it, right, He goes, yeah,

459
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm getting over a cold now. He

460
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: did say it before we kiss It's my fault. But

461
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: getting over for me means that you're not contagious, because

462
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 1: if you are an adult, you know, the first three

463
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: days that you get a cold, you are contagious, so

464
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 1: after that you're not. And this fool was fully in

465
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 1: the middle of a cold. So the next day I

466
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 1: wake up and I was like, I have a cold now.

467
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 1: So my stomach was just like no girl. So I

468
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: had my saltines and I had my ginger, and I

469
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: had to stand outside and like thirty degree weather and

470
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 1: like shoot this commercial for the saltees and the ginger

471
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: kept me upright, I got you, And this was you

472
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: did all this for Snickers, right, wasn't that? What did

473
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 1: that give you, guys? Snickers? To were you eating Snickers?

474
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: It was like we it was a Super Bowl commercial.

475
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,680
Speaker 1: We were at a hole in the middle of the woods.

476
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,439
Speaker 1: Uh talk about we was gonna dig a hole and

477
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 1: put a huge snicker in it. And then they had

478
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 1: a crane that like lowered a very large Snicker into

479
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: a hole. That was all graphics, but the whole was real. Sure,

480
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: so we just sang in front of a hole. Child.

481
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: But that said, the ginger ale and crackers helped you

482
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: make it through what otherwise would have been just you

483
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: singing and being stick in the woods. Yes, I love that.

484
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: I love that that. This ginger role really got my

485
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: throat fresh. You know, I felt like I had a

486
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: baby throat, Like the throat was just on infant, you know,

487
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 1: like a fresh baby throat. You know baby throats can they?

488
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: Oh my guys, like the screaming all the time like

489
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: that you got, you got that refurbished throat. I love that.

490
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: All right. I want to dig into some research with

491
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: you because I actually think that there's a fair amount

492
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 1: of examples of things that sort of prove exactly what

493
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: you're saying, that saltine crackers and ginger ale do in

494
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,360
Speaker 1: fact have the potential to care a lot more than

495
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: we give them credit for. So let's start with the

496
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:08,919
Speaker 1: basic saltine crackers, which I'm glad that's your cracker of choice.

497
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: It says that saltines help nausea because the crackers soak

498
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: up your tent causing acids in your stomach, and they're

499
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 1: less likely to cause more nausea because they don't have

500
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: a smell. Really, that like their lack of like other ingredients,

501
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: their closeness to God, as you put it, Yeah, their

502
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: purity allows for them to not induce nausea in other ways.

503
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: So you're already nailing it with saltines. Shout out, Tom,

504
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: Shout out to your mama's, shout out to your grandma,

505
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: shout shout out to whoever invented saltine crackers. You didn't

506
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: go for flavor, you didn't go for a look. You

507
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: just you knew this is a cracker of function, and

508
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: you just nailed it. Good for you. You didn't try

509
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 1: it all. They look these sell themselves in a plastic

510
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: sleeve and get out of here, like they put it down.

511
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: They said, they don't know what it is. They don't

512
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: know what the funk I got going on here. Everybody

513
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: doing marketing. I feel like I don't even see commercials

514
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: for Salt Teams. They're like, the girls know we're here,

515
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: they know what I'll we're on. Right. Yeah. There used

516
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: to be those crackers where they would presented as like,

517
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: this is the fancy cracker that you use when you

518
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 1: want to impress your guests. This is how you'll have

519
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: sex with a woman if you pull out these crackers exactly.

520
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: But the Salt Teams was like, no, motherfucker, you trying

521
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: to survive, get saltines. You can also put great jelly

522
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: on them or American prior enjoy the recipes on the

523
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: back of a wrist cracker. They'd be like peanut, butter

524
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: and jelly, right, Like this is groundbreaking information is Oh,

525
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: you can put other stuff on this and make it

526
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: less like a cracker and more like a sandwich. Somehow.

527
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm being told by my producer Olivia that fl Summer

528
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,239
Speaker 1: and Company invented saltines in eighteen seventy six. They've been

529
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: around since eighteen seventies. Six slaves made them crackers, you know,

530
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: But I do need to think about the creators. I'm

531
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: sure they were bad man, Right, there's a reason fl

532
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: Summer wanted like a white box with these white crackers

533
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: and a white bag. And like it turns out he's

534
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: a monster. But god damn, he smashed them crackers. He

535
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: did great, he did. He made the hell out of

536
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: them crackers. And I'm gonna keep eating them racist crackers.

537
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: And that's the thing is, we don't give racist enough

538
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: credit for the good things that they do out in

539
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: the world. You know, Like, yeah, you're a bigot. Yeah

540
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: you're destroying the very foundation of the way that humans

541
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: should function in the world. But you nailed these crackers.

542
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: Mr Summer go crazy. Yes, we'll give you your flowers

543
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: for that. Okay, us talk ginger ale because ginger which

544
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: ideally is the key ingredient in ginger ale ideally, so

545
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: there we go. But ginger ale contains something called ginger role,

546
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: which is the main bioactive compound, and ginger role has

547
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:24,239
Speaker 1: like an insane list of potential remedies that it helps with.

548
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 1: It aids digestion, it reduces nausea, specifically for like nausea

549
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: related to like mourning sickness, or even chemotherapy. It helps

550
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: fight the flu, common cold. It helps with weight loss,

551
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: low cholesterol, a menstrual pain, chronic indigestion. It lowers your

552
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: blood sugar, heart disease. It can help with certain cancers,

553
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:51,479
Speaker 1: and even potentially fights off Alzheimer's. It also helps with

554
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: ugliness if you got fun boy you trying to get over,

555
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: also helps with that little ginger. Stop stop texting him.

556
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: You know the are sure. Now see, this is where

557
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna challenge you a little bit, because what I

558
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: was referring to is ginger rale, Right, ginger al does

559
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: all those good things. Ginger Ale, as many scientists have

560
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: pointed out at this point, is basically just a giant

561
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: sugar juice and doesn't often contain any ginger at all,

562
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: and therefore has no remedy to it whatsoever. So all

563
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 1: these ugly curers and fuck boy preventatives that you're talking

564
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: about may not, in fact be cooked into your schwepps

565
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: that you're so deeply uh in low. It is, and

566
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: you know you've heard of placebo effects if it even

567
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: if it ain't no ginger ale in there. My body

568
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: thinks it's ger and it's helping me, you see what

569
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying, So it might as well be ger in there,

570
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: because it's still curings. And I'm so glad you said that,

571
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,959
Speaker 1: because a lot of the scientists and doctors who do

572
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: acknowledge that ginger role is not in fact one of

573
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: the key ingredients that's kicking around in ginger ale also

574
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: acknowledge that because ginger ale has become synonymous with us

575
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: like sort of getting remedies and treatment, they do say

576
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: that the placebo effect is a valuable component in our health.

577
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: That like they give it to us at hospitals not

578
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: because the ship actually works, but because we think it works,

579
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: and therefore we'll start to feel better because of you know,

580
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: our own brain. A Right, that's if you if your

581
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,959
Speaker 1: brain is convinced that it works, that means that it works.

582
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: If the if we get to the same end, right,

583
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: just different means. Right. But if I sip on it

584
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, my intestines there flourishing, you know

585
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: what I mean? If I feel that and then I

586
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: do flourish, then that's the same thing as if it

587
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: had been appealed with you know, ginger al in it

588
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: or whatever. Listen, I think you're making a valid point.

589
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever outloud said my intestines

590
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: are flourishing. Maybe it's a feeling that I've had more

591
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: often than i'd like to acknowledge. You probably have. I mean, look,

592
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: if you don't feel like your intestines are suffering, then

593
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: they're probably flourished. There, flourished, you know what I mean.

594
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: We just get too used to it. But it's popping

595
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: in your system. It's just like anything else, you know

596
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like I tell people all the time

597
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: on my podcast, like it's not a lie if you

598
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: believe it. I love that. So in essence, ginger ale

599
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: sort of has a very scam goddess energy. It is.

600
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: It is getting by on its own supply, and it's

601
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 1: functioning in a way that allows for people to feel healed.

602
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: So great, you're you're killing the ginger ale. Here's some

603
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,240
Speaker 1: more fascinating information about ginger In the Middle Ages, ginger

604
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: was used as a prophylactic for the bubonic plague that basically,

605
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: people were worried that the bubonic plague was being transferred sexually,

606
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: and I guess they were putting little pieces of ginger

607
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: on their dicks and badges and keeping that somehow from

608
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: spreading this terrible disease that was killing everybody. I heard

609
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: about a lemon. But like with that burn, some people like,

610
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: it's spicy down there, and I think that's important. Go crazy.

611
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if it needs to be spicy down there,

612
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: but at least you know, back in the day, they

613
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: wasn't watching their asses, so you know if they put

614
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: legina on and hopefully smell in the bedroom. Sure, I

615
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: think about that all the time when I watched all

616
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: the time shows and you know, it's mostly white people

617
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: in them, because if it's an older time show with

618
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: black people for some reason, it always has to be slavery.

619
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, we did have more than than

620
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:44,439
Speaker 1: three years and just fy, we was Kangs. Sure most

621
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: of us can't trace our histories back enough to know

622
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: if we were in fat Kings, but somebody was a

623
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: king back then talk about that ship. But we was Kang. Okay,

624
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: I was Kang with Kang. It was all Kang. Yeah,

625
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: So like I always think about that when they kiss

626
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 1: and stuffing, Like I know they ain't brush their mouths,

627
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,439
Speaker 1: just like I hate a sex scene in an olden

628
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 1: time movie because I just imagine it being funky. Yeah

629
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 1: that's fair. Yeah, there's no way that you were effectively

630
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: cleaning any of your your parts, including your mouth. So

631
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: all of this ship was funky as ship. So maybe

632
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 1: ginger was better. Maybe it just added a slightly more

633
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: fragrant Yeah I need that. Except for now. I hope

634
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be guys out here like what I

635
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: put a little ginger on. That's not a condom. That's

636
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 1: not a condom. Don't start going the whole foods, y'all

637
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: and trying to thinly ginger. I ain't got no more lifestyles,

638
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: but I got some ginger in the cupboard, and uh,

639
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: we could make that work. Please don't, please, do not

640
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: do this. Here's so I started asking myself where did

641
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 1: ginger ale come from? Because it became so important to

642
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: the way that we understand health in this country. Are

643
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: certainly like the idea of feeling better in this country?

644
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: Where did it come from? And basically it says that

645
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: ginger ale came out of basically far sarmacists and scientists

646
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: wanting yeah, no, you're right, it's it's pharmacists and people

647
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: wanting to take advantage of this relationship of health and

648
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: ginger and all the good things that ginger ral does,

649
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 1: and basically decided to take the alcohol out of ginger beer.

650
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: So Gingerrell was them creating a non alcoholic version of

651
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: ginger beer. And so this dude, Thomas Cantrell, an American

652
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: apothecary living in Ireland. Yes, I believe the great great

653
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: grandfather of blue cantreil Uh, Thomas Cantrell living in Ireland,

654
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: carbonated his drink with soda water and instead of yeese.

655
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: Began exporting this ginger based beverage to the US around

656
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: eighteen fifty, right. And then a Detroit pharmacist named James

657
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: verner Oh created a blend of ginger vanilla he's not

658
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: and spices. He's the he's the inventor of wurners. But

659
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 1: I assure you this man ain't black and so ginger

660
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: vanilla spices. And he left that in an oak barrel.

661
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 1: And then he got called off the fighting the Civil War.

662
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: Not really sure which side he fought on. He's from Detroit,

663
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: so I'm hoping the North, but who knows. He might

664
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: have been one of them self, hating motherfucker's and then

665
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: had a choice. Didn't want to go to either of

666
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: them wars. They was like, come on, we go on

667
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: the war. Damn it, come on side. You like, I

668
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: ain't listen, I ain't got a dog in this fight.

669
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: I need us to lose. I'm like, if I was

670
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: a black Confederate soldier, they'd be like, where did they go? Oh,

671
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: we just went down to the watering hole. See what

672
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: I would have done if they made me fight on

673
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: the Confederate side. I ran out there real fast and

674
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: then pretend I'd be like, oh no, they shot me

675
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: and fell down and it just laid there for the

676
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: whole of the fight. You gotta you just gotta quit

677
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: as quickly as you can, right. I think about that

678
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: a lot older time wars, especially the ones with swords.

679
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, y'all must have been high. Did y'all take breaks?

680
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, stab everybody individually. That's a lot of work.

681
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 1: No time out, no time out in war. Yeah. James Verner,

682
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: he goes to war, and when he returned from the

683
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: Civil War he survived. He was delighted to find that

684
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: that oak barrel that he had filled, had a new

685
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 1: flavor of a concoction that he then sold all over

686
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:27,360
Speaker 1: the Midwest, which later becomes Verner's ginger Ale. And you

687
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: know he got a shoe that's the Verner shoot. Oh

688
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: it's based on the ginger ale camp, based on the

689
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: and it's new balance. So you know it's white supremacist

690
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:46,720
Speaker 1: year the Confederate. Uh, all right. So then there's another

691
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: example in Night to Know four, yet another pharmacist, a

692
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:56,280
Speaker 1: Canadian man named John J. McLaughlin, created a paler dryer

693
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: ginger ale, Canadian dry one that appealed old to those

694
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: who were put off by the sweetness and pungency of Verners.

695
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: Thus Canada Dry was born. So all of these ginger

696
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: ales were sort of produced around the same time, somewhere

697
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: between eighteen fifty and nineteen o four. Now here's where

698
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: I started asking more important questions, when did black people

699
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: start working with ginger ale, because what what's happening there?

700
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: Like what when did our relationship with it sort of

701
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: kick in? And it says that part of the thing

702
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: that brought black people into ginger ales in the late

703
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 1: eighteen hundreds, ginger in Jamaica basically ginger extract was advertised

704
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: as a remedy for cholera, fever, headache, nervous disability, all

705
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: kinds of stuff, and then that became popular. Ginger ale

706
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: became popular because of the promise of ginger ale ginger

707
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 1: being cooked into the drink. Now, was this because you

708
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: know there's that popular Jamaican ginger mere. Was this like

709
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: a part of that movement or because like the ginger

710
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: beer in Jamaica is strong, like yeah, it's spicy, yeah yeah.

711
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: I think what it was was like a marketing thing

712
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: that hit Jamaica real hard, where everybody was like, if

713
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 1: you're feeling sick, funk with ginger. And then subsequently ginger

714
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: beer and ginger ale took off in the black community

715
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: because it's like, oh, we all have that and it's

716
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: easy access and like you said, it already exists here

717
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 1: in a way that you know later will become more

718
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: popularized in America. And not like healthcare and not like

719
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:40,439
Speaker 1: white folks experiment on us, because that's still always Black

720
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: folks less likely to go to the doctor because of

721
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: the stigma of doctors, and I mean doctors are still

722
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: really bad to black people, especially black women. Were two

723
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: thirds of the I believe that's a statistic of like, uh,

724
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: what is it called mortality when it comes to having children, right, Like,

725
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 1: we're like significantly outnumbering white women who die in childbirth

726
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: because they don't believe we're in pain and stuff. So,

727
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 1: you know, people like black folks have a really weird

728
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: sorted history with medical professionals because there's so much racism

729
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: in there. It's crazy because you never think you're going

730
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: to the doctor and they're gonna be doing racism to you,

731
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: like when you're thinking about being sick and like, oh,

732
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,479
Speaker 1: this is a healer, but you forget like, oh white,

733
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: I'm black here, so they also are going to try

734
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: to do some racism. It's like, hey, man, I came

735
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: here for an appendix, not whatever you've got going on

736
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: emotionally and personally with my skin color. I had to

737
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: start telling them like I gonna do doctor. That's the

738
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: first conversation I have with them. I'm like, you know,

739
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: in the past, people of doctors have been very racist

740
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: to me when I've asked for things. So you know,

741
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,720
Speaker 1: if you're just not me treatment, just write it down.

742
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: I have a social media presence. I do like to tweet,

743
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to lay down like pleasonton racism to

744
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: be like doing that guess to the other niggas, but

745
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: you might want leave me alone. You heard it here first,

746
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, lazy says, do it to them other niggas,

747
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: just not to me racism. I love that. I love

748
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: that you're not working to abolish racism, you're not trying

749
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 1: to take it out of the healthcare system. Just do

750
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: it to the mother niggas, Keep me out of it.

751
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: Lacy Mosley has spoken anti racis man, which is just

752
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 1: very specific to his own. It is completely about self

753
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: and also effective. They won't do it to him, and

754
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: it's working all right. Here's what becomes even more fascinating

755
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: is that ginger ale. After like all these dudes invent

756
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: a bunch of their own ginger ales, gingerrele becomes the

757
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: most popular soda from the close of the nineteenth century

758
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: up until World War Two. That yeah, like it becomes

759
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 1: like popping. It's everybody's drinking ginger ale. You don't go

760
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: anywhere without somebody asking for a delicious ginger ale. And

761
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: the only reason it stops gaining in popularity around World

762
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: War two is because reese or start to thin because

763
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: of the war, right, so people can't necessarily afford the

764
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 1: ginger drinks that they wanted before. Now here's where it

765
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: becomes complicated, because up until that point, the companies were

766
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: creating a drink that more than likely had a lot

767
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: more ginger in it. And then post World War Two,

768
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: in a more modern America, they start pulling that bullshit

769
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: where they start taking ginger out of the drink and

770
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: just making a soda that people want to drink for

771
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: sugary purposes. And we're the only country that is like

772
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: that for real, for real, Like everyone has their artificial products,

773
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: but America's like, can we make everything fake? Who was

774
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 1: making fake apples? Can we get fake celery? Like it's

775
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: so weird. I remember I lived in London for a

776
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,760
Speaker 1: little while and I was like, why are the eggs

777
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: not in the refrigerator? They just out when brown? And

778
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is like this okay, so

779
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: y'all and get a y'all and even get a chicken beechs, Well,

780
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: y'all give it no right. It turns out that chickens

781
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: don't lay their eggs and refrigerators, so they can, in

782
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: fact stay outside for longer than we think they can

783
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: just no, they are not there. They just put them

784
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: in a coup and then chicken don't get cold and

785
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: they know they're pregnant. They got a real cold, my

786
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: coochie cold as they are. Huh, I must be with

787
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: child with eggs. And so here's where it gets even

788
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: more fascinating is that even the ginger ale companies that

789
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: are popular today, your Warners, your your Canada Dry, your

790
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: Schwepts as you are so fond of, don't ever have

791
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: to actually explain what's inside of their drinks or how

792
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:48,720
Speaker 1: much ginger is contained in those drinks because they don't

793
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: want to quote unquote give away their formula. Yeah, how

794
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: you going to be like our formula is no whatsoever?

795
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: We I don't think ginger should be a secret ingredient

796
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: in ginger ale. And that's the thing. They say, there

797
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 1: is ginger in it, but they don't want to say

798
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: how much because they don't want somebody to come in

799
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: and steal their ideas. It's a big scam. That's a

800
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 1: huge scam. That's like selling water and being like, look,

801
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: we're not gonna tell you how much actual waters in it. Okay, exactly.

802
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: This is some parts water. I ain't gonna tell you

803
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 1: how many parts this guys some water up in it.

804
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: Here's where it gets even more devastating is that these

805
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,439
Speaker 1: brands also do not claim that their drinks have any

806
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: medicinal powers, because that would require them to meet certain

807
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: regulations of ginger and ginger ale qualities. Right. They instead

808
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: rely on people to do basically word of mouth advertising

809
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: for them about the medicinal purposes of their drinks. And

810
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: we do a good job of that, and books are

811
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: walking general advertage. And I think that's the big takeaway

812
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 1: is whether or not these drinks are actually working is

813
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: not particularly clear. But what is clear is that people

814
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: all over the world are happy to do the advertising

815
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: for these companies even when they can't actually prove that

816
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: this ship is true. And I love it. I mean, listen,

817
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: I'll advertise whatever, Snickers, ginger ale, white supremacists, crackers, anything

818
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 1: you need, I will put my name on it. Just

819
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: don't use your racism on me. That's the Lacey Moseley way.

820
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: I love it. Wow, way to quote me before, Like,

821
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: I remember when George Foreman started making grills and it

822
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: was like, what this nick though about grilling the own

823
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: leather sandals. I don't know, but we was buying that grill.

824
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: So I want my name to be all just random

825
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,919
Speaker 1: ship dolls, contact lenses, just stuff where they're like, what

826
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: how did she get her name on contact lenses? This

827
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: is not good for people to be able to see stuff.

828
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: It's just in the corner. It's just those little floaty

829
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: things that just says, yeah, it's funny you bring up

830
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: the George Forman grill, because in fact, I listened to

831
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: our interview with Whole Cogan, once known racist Whole Cogan,

832
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: uh clear Water, Florida, you get it. Whole Cogan did

833
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: an interview where he talked about the fact that the

834
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: George Foreman grill was in fact supposed to be the

835
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: Whole Cogan grill. They company came to him and basically said,

836
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: we've got grills, We've got like blenders, we've got like

837
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: all these things. What you're trying to funk with, Hulk,

838
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: And he didn't answer the phone, And then when he

839
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: finally called them back, they had already given the grill

840
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: to George Foreman and hold Cogan instead had to get

841
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: like some bullshit spatula and it didn't sell well. But

842
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 1: George Foreman is now a billionaire because of a grill

843
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: he just put his name on and bro it was

844
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: lack post especially like I feel like we did the

845
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: advertisement for the George Foreman. Every black wet to my

846
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: dad when I got the little one and the big one,

847
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: lean green grilling machine and that new George woman, you

848
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: got new George from coming over the George Like, we

849
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 1: did so much work for that for nothing, for absolutely free,

850
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 1: and we helped that brain damage man go on to

851
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: become a very successful businessman despite shout out to him

852
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: and yeah, whole Hogan Blenders or whatever the fox see,

853
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: that's what you get for being racist. We love you,

854
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:31,840
Speaker 1: George Farman. And if there's anything else you want to

855
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 1: put your name on, the black community will sell it

856
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: for you. We will, Like you don't even have to

857
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: do the advertisement table ceiling fans like, let us know

858
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: George coming this fall, George farming waste trainers. We are

859
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: going to help these become the most popular waste trainers

860
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: on all of the Internet. I'm so excited to see them. Yes,

861
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: all you need a couple of those fashioned over girls.

862
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 1: That my running joke on Twitter or Instagram. Two is

863
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,879
Speaker 1: that I want to just get enough followers to where

864
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: I can be a tea influencer. Right now, I've just

865
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: been striking out, lipped in on boxes and putting fit,

866
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: but I want to sell diary and tea and be like, yeah,

867
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: I don't work out at all. It's literally just the tea.

868
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: I don't work out five days a week. It's the

869
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: tea ship for hours and hours a day. But the tea,

870
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: I don't have to do anything. Have you never felt

871
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: like your intestines were just like a wide open freeway.

872
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: Are your intestines not thriving, but somehow your booty and

873
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 1: titties are. You got to drink this tea. That's the key.

874
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: I love it all right. We're gonna take one more

875
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: break and we'll be back with more Lazy Momsey and more.

876
00:50:46,320 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: My mama told me we are back. You go, yeah,

877
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: We're back here with more Lacy Mosley more, and my

878
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: mama told me we're still talking about them flat tummy

879
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 1: tease and the difference between between a regular flat tummy

880
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: T and a lipt and flat tummy T, which is

881
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: just what Lacey uses, but when she crosses out the

882
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 1: lifting tidle so that she can sell it diarrhea to

883
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: the girls on the internet. Yes, with the girls need diarrhea.

884
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: Have you ever fallen for it? Has there ever been

885
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 1: one of those things where like you you got trapped

886
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: in in whatever they were offering you. No, almost what

887
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: I did own a waste trainer. I will say that

888
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: I usually wear a waste trainer too. When I waited tables,

889
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 1: I would wear a wist trainer the whole shift. It

890
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: actually would help with my back, but yeah, I would

891
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: be like, sucked the funk in. Uh, you know, just

892
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: organs just in there, just pushing together in a way

893
00:51:55,239 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: that they're not supposed to sexy, you know. But no,

894
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: I remember I actually went to the store and I

895
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: found fit Tea in a Walgreens once, and I loved

896
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: like Instagram stores. I was like, y'all, should I buy this?

897
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, no, it's just gonna make you ship

898
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: for days. I was like, that's not fun. You're not

899
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,919
Speaker 1: telling me what them abs don't look like though, don't Yeah,

900
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,919
Speaker 1: are the abs canna be cute? Because when I had

901
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: the flu, like I was snatched, I was like, damn,

902
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,799
Speaker 1: like I should just really get the flu more. Maybe

903
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 1: that's why flucys and is popping. Everybody's like, no, we

904
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: just like to get it people to work. They're like,

905
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the flu too. I'm trying to

906
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: look good. But also like I don't like to talk

907
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 1: too much about like the weight loss stuff because all

908
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: of it is a scam and all of it's super

909
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: fat phobic, And I'm like, whatever body you like and

910
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 1: what you want your body to look like, go the

911
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: fuck off now if you would like to ship. Also

912
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 1: while doing that by my fittee, and I think and

913
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: I think if they were being more responsible, they would

914
00:52:55,800 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: say exactly that, like, look, your body, your choice. You

915
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: should feel comfortable the way that you are. There's no

916
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: reason for you to doubt even for a second that

917
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: the way that you're built there's something wrong with it

918
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 1: that you need to fix it. But if you're trying

919
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: to spend that money and ship yourself, I got you.

920
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 1: I got you. If you would like to make this

921
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: poor choice of uh like straight up vacuuming out your intestines,

922
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: let me know we got it for you. Six. Yeah.

923
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: That's the failure of capitalism is that it it just

924
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: doesn't tell you all the parts. It's not that we

925
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: don't have the right to sell these things. I think

926
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: you should have the right to sell those things. You

927
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: should just be a little more transparent about what the

928
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: repercussions and or experiences that are going to come out

929
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: of it. And that's what's so bad about television is

930
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:45,839
Speaker 1: like we've cultivated this atmosphere. Like I used to think

931
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: that blonde hair was like a very common type of hair,

932
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: but it's actually extremely uncommon. It's just like you see

933
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: a lot of blonde white women on television, so you

934
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: think that there are more than what there are. That's

935
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: the same thing with like skinny as women on TV.

936
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 1: It's like, also our country is considered overweight in some way.

937
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 1: It's like, can't we just start throwing them up on

938
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: TV and actel like it's normal, because that's what's happening.

939
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: Whenever I see people fat shaming on the internet, I

940
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 1: was clicking on their profiles and I'm like, come on, dog,

941
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: you yucky. What you're doing. It's okay to be fad,

942
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: but like, why are you mad at everybody else? For me?

943
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: Lizzo's comments all the time To prepare myself for people

944
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: being mean to me, I was about to say Lizzo,

945
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,280
Speaker 1: the way people talk to Lizzo. I I got sad

946
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: in a way that I can't even go back and

947
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: check on her. It's just like that's I try to

948
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: go and put some positivity and I put my legs

949
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: or whatever. But I always think about that because I'm like,

950
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: the more I work, the more people find me on

951
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 1: the internet. I'm like, they like me now, but they're

952
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 1: going to start being mean to me soon. So I

953
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: read other people's comments to get up for the meaning. Well,

954
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 1: that's what's crazy. It's like she was thriving. She was

955
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,720
Speaker 1: doing great for like a two year period where every

956
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,359
Speaker 1: everything she did we celebrated it. We told her how

957
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 1: beautiful fool she was. She was groundbreaking. Look at you, twerking.

958
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,080
Speaker 1: It jiggles more than the twerks were used to, but

959
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 1: we love it. Like everything was positive, and then as

960
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: soon as she did something that exceeded people's expectations for her,

961
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: they immediately like turned her into like some sort of

962
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: monster when it's none of that. It's just a nice

963
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: lady being silly on the internet and making you know,

964
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:26,879
Speaker 1: good music. That's what they do when you rise to fame.

965
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: Remember Tiffany Hats like, I love her. I think she's

966
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: so nice. Um, I've only interacted with her a few times,

967
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 1: and she was so sweet and like when she was

968
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 1: rising up, they were like yeah. And as soon as

969
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: she got real popping, everybody was like, we hate you now,

970
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: and I was like, this geme's happening, especially with black women.

971
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: Y'all got to lift these queens up or just let

972
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: them let them live. You ain't. I don't know, Like

973
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: I I'm in a space where it's like, if at

974
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,919
Speaker 1: any point this is distasteful to you to the point

975
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 1: that you want to say, just let it live. It

976
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: ain't bugging nobody to be in your group chat. I

977
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 1: have snarky comments about celebrities sometimes, and you know what

978
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 1: I do. I send it to my crop chat. Yeah,

979
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: like tag the person and be like, I think you

980
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: have a lazy you know. I tell I tell the

981
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: six people I care about most that they have a

982
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,760
Speaker 1: lazy eye, and then we talk about it for hours.

983
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: And I pray that that group chat never becomes public

984
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 1: because it'll ruin my career and everyone else is around me,

985
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: but for now they're the only people that know. That's

986
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,839
Speaker 1: why I gotta start sending voice messages, the ones where

987
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: you can't keep it. Oh, come on, now, you're not

988
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 1: going with the time. Also, damn tips, you can delete

989
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 1: Instagram messages that you send to people send a message

990
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: and then stealing back like a little invisible ink. I

991
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: love that. That's great. Okay, let's play a game. I

992
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 1: want to play a game with you. And this is

993
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 1: a very fun game that I like to call. Okay,

994
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: this is homemade. Oh been that bad way up? And

995
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 1: the way that this game works is I'm going to

996
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: introduce to you a fact, a standard true fact out

997
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 1: in the world, and what I would like for you

998
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,879
Speaker 1: to do is to hotep the ship out of it,

999
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: bringing all the conspiratorial crazy that you think you need

1000
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 1: to make this fact feel less like a fact and

1001
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: more like something that is destructive to the black community

1002
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 1: or the people around it. Okay, got it, great, So

1003
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: you're fact today. The US government, starting in ten stopped

1004
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: keeping every tweet but instead just now he basically saves

1005
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: a very selective amount or certain selective group of tweets.

1006
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: But between two thousand six and seen, the US government

1007
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: saved every single public tweet, every single one. It's like

1008
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: kept in a database somewhere from two thousand six to

1009
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 1: why do you think that is hotep? That ship for me,

1010
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: make it a homemade Hotep as you wish. So wow,

1011
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: first of all, first and foremost given all honor, two guys,

1012
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: kings and queens. In two thousand and six, I want

1013
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: to talk to you about a man. I want to

1014
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: talk to you about a man whose name is Barack

1015
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 1: Hussein Obama. And in two thousand six, this is where

1016
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: he really started getting percolate. This is when he started percolating.

1017
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 1: Everybody was like, okay, he was an alderman. Now he

1018
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 1: a senator. And look at this black man rise like

1019
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: a shooting star. You know what I mean. People started whispering.

1020
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 1: They're like president, you know and Twitter, Twitter knew this

1021
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: and they saw they saw this thing coming right two

1022
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: thousand six, right, right, right, why do you think that? Okay,

1023
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: so we're talking two thousands six on president will run

1024
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 1: two thousand seven, right, Okay, so we're talking Obama. Wait right,

1025
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 1: Obama's president. Right, everything's black. You know they're worried about

1026
00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 1: Nick revolved. You know, all things is gonna get excited

1027
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: and their black lead are gonna come and you know

1028
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 1: it's gonna be too solid of a tour all over again.

1029
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: It's gonna be the Haitian Revolution, you know what. They thought, like,

1030
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: maybe Nig's gonna get too spicy, so let's just keep

1031
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 1: all of their tweets, right, And that's why in seventeen,

1032
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 1: which is a year after sixteen, which right, that's when

1033
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 1: they stopped saving all the tweets cause I was like,

1034
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: we don't even need this, you don't gonna need growing

1035
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,760
Speaker 1: off this anymore. So now we're just gonna save like

1036
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: black Twitter issue. It's like, but y'all, black Twitter, we

1037
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 1: started getting a little too organized on Twitter. Now. Yeah,

1038
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: it's jokes like navy and jokes, you know, on anybody

1039
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: and anybody's circumstance, even when we thought was gonna have

1040
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: World War three jokes. But but now the government knows

1041
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: about black Twitter where we are, like, think about think

1042
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 1: about the last time you saw Wendy tweet. Why Wendy

1043
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 1: tweets so black? Why wind have a mix tape? It's

1044
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: all connected. Why does Wendy's have a mixtape? Because black

1045
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: people like mixtape said, whether they sell them out of

1046
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: the trunk of their car. The government is trying to

1047
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:04,919
Speaker 1: get inside Joe vehicle, who hear you where they want

1048
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: you to go. Oh, oh, there it is there, there

1049
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: it is, ladies and gentlemen, motherfucking complete Oh man, that

1050
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 1: you you brought up a lot of powerful ship here.

1051
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 1: You're saying that there's a real possibility that they started

1052
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: tracking every single tweet as a way of containing this

1053
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 1: nig revolution that was building in relation or potentially building

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Speaker 1: in relation to Barack Obama. And then as soon as

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Speaker 1: he was out of office, they no longer needed to

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Speaker 1: collect all of those tweets because they had all the

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Speaker 1: information and documentation that they needed. And for some we reason,

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Speaker 1: Wendy's is connected to all of that you did. You

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Speaker 1: did all the things that a hotep is meant to do.

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Speaker 1: Why are the patties square? Uh? Now there it is

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Speaker 1: because they try to put in a box the key

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Speaker 1: to being a good hotep is and like you said,

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Speaker 1: thank God, and then and then really connected to a

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Speaker 1: bunch of things that are nonsensical while making a few

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Speaker 1: really good points perfect. Why is wendy slogan fresh never frozen?

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Speaker 1: What a black people like to be fresh? Fresh? Why

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Speaker 1: th parotificate on that? Kings and queens listen, I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: about it, and I know my listeners at home are

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Speaker 1: also thinking about it, probably in different ways than we anticipated,

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Speaker 1: but they're thinking about it a lot of tr Dictionary

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Speaker 1: of Vocabulary and stop putting two and three together exactly. Well, Lazy,

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Speaker 1: I think we did it. You nailed it. You nailed

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Speaker 1: being on the podcast. What a great guest. Could you

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Speaker 1: tell all the people where they can find you? What

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Speaker 1: cool ship you have going on? Yes, Kings and Queen,

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Speaker 1: don't break characters, stay in it. Don't let me ruin it.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Kings and Queens. The opresstional Hebrew is real, likexed.

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Speaker 1: Y'all can find me at D D A l A

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Speaker 1: C I Diva Lacey on all platforms, and if you'd

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Speaker 1: like to listen to my podcast, which is about robbery

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Speaker 1: and comedy, that said scam got his pot on all platforms.

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Speaker 1: M lazy mostly so funny. I also feel free to

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Speaker 1: follow me on all the platforms. I'm not gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in character, all right, this is my personality all

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Speaker 1: the time. And also, please, I would love for you

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Speaker 1: to send me drops or potential conspiracy theories that you believe,

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Speaker 1: and specifically, if you want to send voice memos, there's

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Speaker 1: a possibility that we would unpack them on episodes in

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Speaker 1: the future, so please send all those to uh my

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Speaker 1: mama pot at gmail dot com and otherwise get the

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Speaker 1: funk out of here by Owasca money R. She's do

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Speaker 1: many Turkey stuff I can't tell me about my