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Speaker 1: today's episode of The Doctor Sex Reese Show, we hear

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Speaker 1: This is the Doctor Robert sex re Show. I'm Dr

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Speaker 1: Robert sex Reese. How can I help you today? Every

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Speaker 1: I don't like that either, honestly, now that I'm hearing

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Speaker 1: it come from you, very excited to talk about this.

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Speaker 1: Can you give me a second. I'm choking on a walnut.

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Speaker 1: You know you're on the air, and we just put

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Speaker 1: I'm here to give what I have to you Helloha, Hello,

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Speaker 1: good morning, good evening, good afternoon, and good riddance. This

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Speaker 1: is the Doctor sex Reese Show. I'm your host, Dr

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Speaker 1: Robert sex Reese. You know, I woke up this morning

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Speaker 1: quickly address, uh, a little blip we had last week.

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Speaker 1: have gotten hundreds of texts, thousands of emails and comments

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Speaker 1: don't think it's the same Dylan. So, Vivian, what what? What?

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Speaker 1: I have not said that word in over six months.

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Speaker 1: some rare occasions they do one of those hoverboard things,

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Speaker 1: But they catch on fire. Some people don't do don't

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Speaker 1: People don't use them that much. But Dylan's would be

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Speaker 1: when faced with deception, says oh no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: time to close up shop. Right, The garage door works,

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Speaker 1: how do you go about that? What? What? What's it

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Speaker 1: I think it's probably all that stuff. You need a hobby,

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Speaker 1: You gotta go to more birthday parties, You need to

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Speaker 1: Wear gloves that I've tried, wearing, rubber gloves, I've worn,

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Speaker 1: What is the butler? Okay, that doesn't make sense. Was

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Speaker 1: I come on you. What are we talking about right now?

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Speaker 1: Why are you so bored? I think you're bored with

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Speaker 1: it all? You know, this happens to everyone. There's nothing

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Speaker 1: at some point. Some people try. They keep pushing, They

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Speaker 1: Whatever the case may be. But it's over. Do you

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Speaker 1: Well alright, Glenn, thank you. I appreciate it. Take care

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Speaker 1: Phil dreamed of playing guitar, but he couldn't afford one.

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Speaker 1: On his new show, listen to Phil learn the flute

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Speaker 1: He's learning to play on the air every week without

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Speaker 1: a teacher. What are these stupid holes even mean listen

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Speaker 1: to Phil Learns the Flute every Friday night from five

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Speaker 1: to seven. Well, as always, it's been a harrowing psychological

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Speaker 1: journey this episode. But I'm go to open up the

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Speaker 1: lines for more calls, and actually Shelley is telling me

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Speaker 1: that Jeremy is calling. And Jeremy's a longtime listener, one

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Speaker 1: of my favorite callers. Always has something interesting to say,

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Speaker 1: always has something supportive to say, kind of like a

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Speaker 1: stress ball for my soul. Here is Jeremy. Jeremy around

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Speaker 1: the air. Welcome buddy. It's good to hear your voice. Hi,

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Speaker 1: it is so nice to hear your voice. It's like

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Speaker 1: a flute. It's like a flute after a long journey.

435
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: Thank you. I don't and can't listen to most of

436
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Speaker 1: your show just because it's just it's it's too much.

437
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 1: You keep it you, you keep it buttoned up pretty tight.

438
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Speaker 1: It's like a suit of armor. Well did shut in

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Speaker 1: a lot of ways. I've learned from you over the years,

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Speaker 1: So thank you for that. So to what do we

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Speaker 1: owe the pleasure of your presence? Jeremy, I'm almost always

442
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 1: in agreement with you, but i am I'm really seeing

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Speaker 1: some very troubling things on the on the internet. Okay,

444
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: well that's surprising. What because I have every I have

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Speaker 1: every website block. As you know, I've been getting a

446
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of social media posts about you,

447
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: and it's and about Dr. He's about a daughter. Well

448
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: we had this KUK call in last week, um claiming

449
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: that I have ejaculated. That's obviously not true. I'm the

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00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: only sex therapist has never had sex or even ejaculated

451
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,239
Speaker 1: or even had pre come and but that's all been

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Speaker 1: just proven. Look what am I seeing online? Dr? Sex Ring?

453
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: I mean, you're seeing the ramblings of a madman. You're

454
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: seeing the ramblings of someone who wants to get likes

455
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: and wants to get you know, re likes. It's nothing

456
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: more than that. But what are you seeing online? Do

457
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 1: you want to be more specific? I'm seeing Mimi's Mimi's.

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00:26:52,960 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 1: It's it's photographs of memes. Mimis memes. I mean, there

459
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: might be a Mimi meme, but I believe it's pronounced meme.

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00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it's a photograph of you. It has

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00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: white text on the top, has white text on the bottom,

462
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: and it says beep, beep, here comes the pudding Man.

463
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: And you're smiling, and you're and you're sweating. Are you

464
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: in a car? Did it happened in the car? Wh're

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00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: focusing too much on the Mimi and not enough on

466
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: the fact that this is none of this is real.

467
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: This is a desperate attempt. He's probably trying to sell

468
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Speaker 1: a book. Jeff F Jeff F him, because my whole

469
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: career is like in the toilet right now. I'm dealing

470
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: with all this. You know, I've never I have truly

471
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: never done that. What ejaculated because of you? I had

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Speaker 1: a procedure. What procedure did you have? I had of

473
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: a coil from a vape pen, the heating element. M

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00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: I had to go to Mexico first of all to

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Speaker 1: get this done already. I'm amazed because I'm amazed that

476
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: you traveled. I know how you feel about going through

477
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 1: metal detectors. I know how you feel about pat downs. Well,

478
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: I did it because because you can control what happens

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Speaker 1: when you's sleep, and I didn't. You know, I didn't

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00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: want that to happen when I was asleep, because what

481
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: if I had a dream and I couldn't control the

482
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Speaker 1: dream and then I and it happened when I sleep,

483
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: and so I went to Mexico and they put the

484
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 1: heating element from a vape pen on my vase deference.

485
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 1: There's a vase difference between Mexican medicine and America. Why

486
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 1: is my life a joke to you? It's not that

487
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: any Why was an easy set up? I'm just trying

488
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: to lighten the mood because I can't believe you're coming

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Speaker 1: after me. I'm not coming after you, Jeremy. I thought

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Speaker 1: I could count on you. I thought I thought you

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Speaker 1: were going to provide me with some comfort in this

492
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: time of need. The heating coil, the heat coil vaporizes anything.

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00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: Before I can even get to the tip, it comes

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00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: out as half ejaculated. You ejaculated a noble gas, a

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00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: noble gas. You know nothing, and this proves it. Yes,

496
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: I'm ejaculating, Francia, Jeremy. What can I do to prove

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00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: to you that I had nothing to do with Jeff

498
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: f and his conspiracies. I have nothing nothing to do

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00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: with Amy Reese, whoever she may or may not be.

500
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: I've never ejaculated, I've never experienced pre come. I've had

501
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: two erections in my life that I've monitored. What else

502
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: do you want for me. One man calls in and

503
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: because he says he has mountains of evidence, you believe,

504
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is the worst day of my life.

505
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,719
Speaker 1: It's the worst day of my life too, because no

506
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: matter what, when you when I go out there and

507
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: I go to war, because that's what this is, Jeremy,

508
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: this is a war that I am in day after day.

509
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: I'm in the trench. Is you know, Charlie in the

510
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: tree line? Call your support, You're my air support, Jeremy,

511
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm pinned down. I'm pinned down, pinned under pounds of semen.

512
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: It sounds like, what do you think it's measured in pounds?

513
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jeremy. You gotta get a hold of

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00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: yourself because I'm your only link to reality. We've talked

515
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 1: about this on many occasions. And if I'm not here

516
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: for you, that means you're not here for me. And

517
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: when I'm when I'm in the jungle, man, when I'm

518
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: in the weeds and the dead of night, and I've

519
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: seen my brothers get taken down by by bopping betties

520
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: whatever they're called. You know those bombs that jump up

521
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: in Vietnam I'm talking about. Do you know what I'm

522
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: talking about, bouncing betties. Yes, I know everything about the

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00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: Vietnam War. I'm out here in the jungle man sweat

524
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: my buns off, and the only thing I can count

525
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: on is my brothers and sisters next to me, mostly brothers.

526
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: Now they're all taken out. Jimmy from Brooklyn just stepped

527
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: on a landline. The other Jimmy from the Bronx stepped

528
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: on another lamb and he got shot by a viet

529
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: Cong sniper. You know what, Yeah, you know what I'm

530
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: gonna do. What It doesn't matter, nothing matter is anymore.

531
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna ceo woman

532
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna kiss her. Jeremy, don't do it. I'm

533
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: gonna kiss her and then who knows, great, go ahead

534
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: and then and then you know, the next time I'm

535
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: gonna see you, when they're pulling you out of a

536
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: cooler and I have to identify you with the morgue,

537
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: I will mean you too, because I'll have so many

538
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: daughters like you to come identify me, your infant daughters.

539
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: They're not gonna let a baby into a morgue. Jesus,

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00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna quit my job. I'm gonna

541
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 1: quit my job. Obviously, I'm not going to quit my job,

542
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: but I'm pretty upset, Jeremy. Are still there? Yeah, still there, Jeremy.

543
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: I need, I need. I need to rehabilitate this somehow.

544
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: I gotta walk out of this day with some kind

545
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: of positive or else I'm gonna drive into an aqueduct.

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00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying? Yes, I know everything

547
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: about aqueducts. Reach your hand out into the air right now, Jeremy,

548
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: I want you to reach your hand out and hold

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00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: it toward my hand. It would be possible to drive

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00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: into an aqueduct. What why there's no road access? How

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00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: do you know? What are you talking about? As I said,

552
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: I told you I know everything about aqueducts and Vietnam

553
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: the war, not the country. I know nothing about the country. Okay, Well,

554
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: first of all, it was a police conflict, and I

555
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: would like to police stop this conflict with you by

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00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 1: making peace. As a symbol of my peace, I'm holding

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00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: my hand out right now in your direction south by southeast.

558
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: If you will hold your hand north by northwest, we

559
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: can create a kind of invisible link between us that

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00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: will not only strengthen the bond between you and I,

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00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: but between me and all of my listeners, and between

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00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: all of my listeners and you, and we can build

563
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: a kind of neural network between all of us and

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00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: together somehow create a structure that's supportive without touching and

565
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: inclusive without including. I just don't. I just think that

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00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: it's best for me to sort of take a step

567
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: back see how this plays out. Sure, do a little

568
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 1: bit more, you know. I just I have to look

569
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: into it for my own peace of mind and kind

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00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: of do my own independent sort of research on and

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00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: I you know, and Jeremy, I hear what you're saying.

572
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: And I think you know a lot of people listening

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00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: who have been longtime listeners and fans might interpret this

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00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: as some kind of a trail um or cowardice. Now

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00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: that's not what I'm getting at. I think on your part,

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00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: they might interpret it that way. I necessary, why would

577
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: they say you're a coward? That's what I don't understand

578
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. They would say that you're a coward

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00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: for jumping, because you up, you're jumping ship. I mean,

580
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: you're you're you're abandoning. If it turns out you're this horrible,

581
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: awful human being that I just won't want anyone to

582
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: know that I ever talked to you ever. That's all

583
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't understand, Hey, how that makes you

584
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 1: a coward? And Jeremy, I don't know if I can

585
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,080
Speaker 1: win you back or not. I hear where you're coming from.

586
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 1: No one's it's not a winning back. It's not a

587
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,439
Speaker 1: you know, it's like, as far as you know, it's

588
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:44,240
Speaker 1: the same, except that I'm done. You understand what I'm saying, right, yeah, yeah,

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00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:49,240
Speaker 1: you know. But but before you, you know, step back

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00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,959
Speaker 1: and remove yourself from the show. I just want to say,

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00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: next caller, I didn't give him a chance to take

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Speaker 1: a step back from the show. I stepped him back

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Speaker 1: from my show. Next caller, that's we don't have time.

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Speaker 1: We don't have time for the next caller. But uh,

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Speaker 1: I hope you've all learned a lesson. Nobody's immune. Nobody's

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Speaker 1: immune from getting cut off from doctor sex. Reese. I

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Speaker 1: don't ask for much, but if you say you're going

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Speaker 1: it could have been this whole episode avoidance because um

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Speaker 1: it wasn't great. I've never had Alzheimer's, but uh, I

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Speaker 1: corner looking for my long dead wife right now. After

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