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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. Oh hellos me this, I'm

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Speaker 1: your host? That Ken Nope, I don't think the milk

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Speaker 1: smells bad. I think your face smells poopy. Let's make

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Speaker 1: a show me no particular order, Please say hello, Chris,

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Speaker 1: did you write that person? Tell? How do you believe

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Speaker 1: happens in the end? I think have you? If I'm

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Speaker 1: being honest, I think we have to. I think everybody

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Speaker 1: listens to their version of Joey Crews good Night and

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Speaker 1: Boom Park the Puppies. It's Caroline Cotter, c Cottoman and Brown.

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Speaker 1: Who was the first live comedy performer that you took

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Speaker 1: notice of? Oh, boy, live comedy performer like someone I

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Speaker 1: saw live? Oh, probably somebody at the UCB Theater in

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Speaker 1: New York City. One particular performer you thought, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that yeah, I think she hadon O'Neil. She's like big

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Speaker 1: in the prov seen over there. She's really funny. Check

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Speaker 1: her out more the plane. It's James Heeney, Dr Jay Heeney.

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Speaker 1: What does your ideal sandwich consist of? Dil bread? Um?

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Speaker 1: So easy to get. It's already starting weird if you

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Speaker 1: If you're bread, which is the most boring part of

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Speaker 1: a sandwich is delicious with dill. That's not true, though,

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Speaker 1: keep going going, Okay, dil bread, a thin layer of mayonnaise,

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Speaker 1: then a thin layer. Well, I mean, it depends on

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Speaker 1: how risky your sandwich. I mean, the more of the merrier.

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Speaker 1: But let's be honest. It's it's dangerous to have too

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Speaker 1: much man. So then some mustard, uh, some like a

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Speaker 1: rugal leaves tomatoes. Um, I'm kind of trying to debate

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Speaker 1: the meat. You know, it depends. That's sure ideal sandwich. Well,

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Speaker 1: then there'd be anything at all. I guess it would

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Speaker 1: be slammy. But I'm embarrassed of it. It's embarrassed. So Mommy,

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Speaker 1: it's gross. Get out. It's delicious. Okay, So let me

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Speaker 1: say I appreciate the honest thing. Keep the faith. It's great.

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Speaker 1: K cow. Please ask where the bathroom is in as

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Speaker 1: many languages as you can, up to seven. Um, where's

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Speaker 1: the bathroom? Were it too? Um? Hey? Uh? Where? No?

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Speaker 1: Where's the bathroom? Canadian? Okay? Um? Where's the bloody lab? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? And I'm asking. And last, your dreams never

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Speaker 1: come true if you think least it's joeyguer Joe to

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Speaker 1: come whisper. What is the answer. I'm not gonna tell you.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's it the game. All right, let's do

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Speaker 1: a damn show. All of our seen suggestions are gathered

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Speaker 1: Alchemy this dot com. That's your name here at Alchemy thiscom.

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Speaker 1: See Number one comes from Patreon v I P Lisa,

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Speaker 1: who wrote High Alchemists, James, stop reading. I loved hearing

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Speaker 1: my message read and my scene suggestion performed the Alchemist

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Speaker 1: team building retreat. It was hilarious, which is unsurprising, HM,

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Speaker 1: because you all always are hilarious. I've had another idea

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Speaker 1: for a scene suggestion, and here it is a super

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Speaker 1: fan of Alchemy. This kidnapped all the Alchemists. This is

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Speaker 1: just a scene suggestion, not a plan, I swear. Cheers

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Speaker 1: Lisa from New Zealand. Man, I can't feel my hands. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who's hungry? Huh seaky weeky wiky weeky week up? Can

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Speaker 1: you take off our blindfold so we can just see? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not read yet, Okay. I just love our fans.

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Speaker 1: Just okay, stop, I mean everyone's favorite meal. Everyone's got

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Speaker 1: their favorite meal. For Chris, I got greens, a little

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Speaker 1: bit of lettuce, some kills rose while still make vinegar.

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Speaker 1: For Kevin, I got a nice roast beef. It's a

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Speaker 1: nice stemiglass onions under life. I have a nice nast

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Speaker 1: Why your voice? That's a good It's a nice butter

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Speaker 1: bass layered with pasta cheese, pasta cheese. Me, Craig, how

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Speaker 1: would you know what my favorite meal is? For you?

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Speaker 1: Potato leak soup, sliced carrots on top and a little

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Speaker 1: bit of a rattish cram your lad. That does sound?

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Speaker 1: And then for James, God, for you a wicker cheese.

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Speaker 1: I forget it. Hey guys, do you guys mind if

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Speaker 1: we can split baby or sorry? We have these blindfolds on. Still,

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Speaker 1: it's hard to I'm not going to eat a break

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Speaker 1: of cheese. Well, okay, my keys in my pocket. When

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Speaker 1: it comes in, I'm gonna stab him in. Your hands

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Speaker 1: aren't tied. You got your hands on the rest. Have

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Speaker 1: to free my hand. At least pull our blind folds off, please, yeah, Craig,

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Speaker 1: we'd like to see what is going on. I forgot.

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Speaker 1: I forgot. Craig's hands are untied. Craig's hands untied? What

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Speaker 1: is that? What do you do? Okay, well, let me

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Speaker 1: just break his Let me just break I eat something

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Speaker 1: more than a James, Let me get you some more.

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Speaker 1: Why would you do that? James, I'm going to start

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Speaker 1: hold on. Someone should call it the joey. He's still

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he's I think drugs. I think

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Speaker 1: we just t he's alive. I think both scenarios are

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Speaker 1: pretty great because he's not here a bugging the fun out. Craig,

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Speaker 1: how's your arm? It broke both my arms. I'm sorry, James,

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Speaker 1: that was your fault. Here's another brick of cheese. No no, no,

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Speaker 1: no more bricks of cheese. I need something like I

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Speaker 1: need all of us to be eaten. I'm gonna get mad.

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Speaker 1: I can't eat that. Okay, okay, okay, okay, kevin't eat

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Speaker 1: It's cream based. Oh god, what kind of cream did

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Speaker 1: you use? Oh he's still asleep. You'll see in a bit.

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Speaker 1: I have to get rid. Oh god, I think you're

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Speaker 1: eating Joey's. Come wouldn't be the first time a guys, guys,

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Speaker 1: come on, let's get our let's get our wits about us. Wait,

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Speaker 1: I need to know what else, Craig, Yeah, what else?

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Speaker 1: If not? What else did you eat Joey's Calm? That's

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Speaker 1: the most pressing point. We need to figure out, mom, Mom,

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Speaker 1: what is it? Where are my clothes? My friends are downstairs?

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Speaker 1: Mothery're in your closet? And then I guess there in

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Speaker 1: the dry Why are they in the Let's go get

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Speaker 1: them out of the dra Come on, sweet peace, my

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Speaker 1: sweet pea by Okay, that's a grossest story. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: at least I answer your question. Okay, Now, I wish

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Speaker 1: we all. I wish you didn't answer. Well you wanted

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Speaker 1: to know. Next time, don't tell us what do we

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Speaker 1: do to get out of here? You'll want to get

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Speaker 1: out of here? What? God? Who are you? Who am I? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I've been tagged down here for two hundred years. That

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Speaker 1: can't be true. Alright, alright, it's like six months. But

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Speaker 1: are you a this podcast you want. I'm on a

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Speaker 1: famous podcast called Sandwiches and Snakers. Oh yeah, we see

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Speaker 1: what kind of sandwich fits? And never heard of that podcast.

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Speaker 1: When you made that subway subfit into the stiletto, that

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Speaker 1: was amazing, Thank you, thank you. My favorite was episode

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Speaker 1: one thirty nine. I'm so excited to meet you. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: This is so weird. So you've been to the rebox.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you've been down here six months. Yeah, maybe two

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Speaker 1: hundred years. I think you have six months, pretty alright.

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Speaker 1: Six you're still putting out new episodes. Yeah. Uh you

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Speaker 1: want to get out of your huse. Yes, yeah, we're well.

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Speaker 1: First thing you are gonna have to do, it's worked together.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe do something about that one. You know what,

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Speaker 1: Like your thumb is pointing at James. Yeah, we'll have

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Speaker 1: a blindfold on, so I'm just going by echo. But

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Speaker 1: uh yeah wa, how did you guys get your blindfolds off?

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Speaker 1: I still got mindin kind of fell off my face,

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Speaker 1: mine slipped down. Look, can you all can you promise

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Speaker 1: me someone if you get out sure that you'll you'll

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Speaker 1: don't know what record. We record every day every every day.

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Speaker 1: I can do that here. Well, I mean we have

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Speaker 1: a studio, but you know we do we do. Okay, Look,

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Speaker 1: look if you did it for six months? What do

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Speaker 1: you know about this guy? What don't I know? I

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Speaker 1: know about his comings and goings and habits and what not.

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Speaker 1: I got it all. We don't learn about his Come

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Speaker 1: here and I look, I reached it all my leg.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have a piece of paper, so I had

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Speaker 1: to grow out my pinky nail and I cut in

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Speaker 1: my leg to write everything down. God, you're a beautiful penmanship.

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Speaker 1: I see I can't see scamped over a little bit here.

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Speaker 1: But if I just rick off the scam, just see

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Speaker 1: the blood going right? I look? Okay, right here? So

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Speaker 1: too much blood? I can't read it. Look have you

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Speaker 1: see here? Just one thing you've learned about him? Don't

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Speaker 1: I learned about him? His weakness? What's his weakness? His weakness?

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Speaker 1: What's his weakness? He passed out, he passed down? What's this? Damn? James?

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Speaker 1: Can you when when he comes back and you see

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Speaker 1: if there's any way to break Greg's legs as well?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Why would you want that? Well? I

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Speaker 1: think as soon as he eats the most, So as

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Speaker 1: soon as we lose him, I think there'll be more

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Speaker 1: food for the rest of them. Jesus, I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: I'm stuffed. My meals great, really, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: kind of agree with that. I ate my lasagna really

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Speaker 1: fascinating A small portion. Greig on the soup because there

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Speaker 1: might have been Joey's coming. He knew it was speaking

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Speaker 1: away me one secon Joey, Joey, Joey, Guy, Joey. Can

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Speaker 1: you hear me? Hey, dud, Okay, Joey, what did he

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Speaker 1: do to you? Are your hands tied up? Yeah? What's

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Speaker 1: going on? No? No, No, We're not in a cage

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Speaker 1: like you are. Man, What the fuck? What the fuck

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Speaker 1: are you? Okay? Do you see do you have food

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Speaker 1: over there? Do you see me around you? My phone's here?

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Speaker 1: What phone? Phone? Your service? Did Craig take your food? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Waited him? I can be there at six. I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: Who's it with Adidas? It's my agent. You're doing your

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Speaker 1: Adidas spot. Yeah, gratsman, that's awesome. Joey, Oh, that can

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Speaker 1: be there, can be there at seven too. You're you're

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Speaker 1: stuck in here. You're not gonna to get out. All right,

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Speaker 1: is it National? Hold on a second, I'm on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, is it Zack, because maybe James could go, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm guys on the phone. Uh, ask for help, ask

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Speaker 1: for help, ask for help. Yeah, hell, all right, send

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Speaker 1: him location. But you booked the spot. Dude, that's sick.

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Speaker 1: But he's never going to be able to get out

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Speaker 1: of here in time to shoot it. I'm not trying to.

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Speaker 1: We're tied up, and if you see the brick of cheese,

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Speaker 1: I think we'll be fine. Yeah. I think it seems

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Speaker 1: like James wants to stay down here, like balls off?

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Speaker 1: Is there coming or out of them? Caroline? What hold? No?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that how you tell of your balls? Or that

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Speaker 1: there's either you got it? My sacky sex got a

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Speaker 1: hold in it? You got a ball hole? Oh god,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god. If it makes you

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Speaker 1: feel any better, dude, crazy's been eating your comb straight

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Speaker 1: out of your balls? Serious? Does that make you feel better?

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Speaker 1: Does feel better? What? Man? Are you just just kill me?

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Speaker 1: Just same one? I hope you're happy. Whoever wrote that

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Speaker 1: Number two is from Luca, who wrote high It's Luca

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Speaker 1: got another one for you. Exaggerated from actual events. A

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Speaker 1: teenage boy in parentheses, Chris Alvarado inquires for a position

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Speaker 1: at a sushi shop and is immediately hired and thrown

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Speaker 1: to the kitchen. Thanks Luca. Alright, Babil, I'm gonna walk

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Speaker 1: into this shop that says help want it? So, okay,

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Speaker 1: I believe in you. You want the most talented boy

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Speaker 1: in the world and almost a man. Yeah, well you

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Speaker 1: are going to be a man when I give birth

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Speaker 1: because we're too underage. Teens who got me pregnant? So

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Speaker 1: I'm getting take out? Okay anyway, Um, I don't really

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Speaker 1: you doing? I'm I'm jumping ring, You're not just doing

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Speaker 1: you melting? Oh shit, this is great? Okay you're you

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Speaker 1: it hard you want to move up? Yeah? Is it

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Speaker 1: Why eighteen? Sure? Get on my shoulder. I'm like, you're

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Speaker 1: like a little parrot. Well yeah, because I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: it's just I gotta do this payoffs and it just

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Speaker 1: we're good. Yes, we're good. Okay. Oh my gosh, cheaper screepers. Hey, hi,

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Speaker 1: payrolls all know you're that teenager? Yeah? Come on, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's me. Wow, it's a cool office than real samurai sworts. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thought I thought the chef. He's just a chef. Oh

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Speaker 1: so you're a teen. You don't know how restaurants work. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: love your sushi. Yeah. Some people don't like sushi, not

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Speaker 1: even your sushi. They like Arry Hoki. What if we

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Speaker 1: did Tarryaki sushi? Do it? Thank you for give me

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Speaker 1: one second. Chef, move a knife. Oh we don't. I'll

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Speaker 1: make it from scratch. Here's a rat, okay, the blood

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Speaker 1: This is Harry. It's a hairy situation. Yeah. I went

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Speaker 1: actually really good. You know what, I'm gonna make that

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Speaker 1: a here's a nine. No, I want the chef, the

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Speaker 1: but little him like that? Oh he knows, Oh he knows.

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Speaker 1: say something to everybody there? Greg, I just like to

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Speaker 1: You have a child? Well not yet? Are you kidding me? Huh?

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Speaker 1: You're responsible? Can you be d I'm sorry you're my son.

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Speaker 1: You're having a child at this age. It was an accident.

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Speaker 1: support that on the head chef? Fuck? You better be

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Speaker 1: all right and I better see you be responsible, sir. Alright,

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Speaker 1: loved it. Okay, Like, Hi, how many in your party?

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Speaker 1: What a privilege privileges mine? How many of your party? Four? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's what? It doesn't matter, hop up up. The whole

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Speaker 1: the whole point of the restaurant is what? It's the

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Speaker 1: namesake sushi? Yeah, okay, well that's gonna be changed. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I got a tattoo this morning. This makes me a

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Speaker 1: Thank you, so here's the new thing at Sushi and karyaki.

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Speaker 1: We are now serving hot pockets. Sorry, yes, sir Wavable,

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Speaker 1: Yeah you listen. You listen to the chef. Whatever the

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Speaker 1: all I am and all I will ever be. This guy. Huh,

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Speaker 1: so can we all get behind this or what? I

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Speaker 1: don't know? Man? Cheese and stuff. I went around the

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Speaker 1: me too. It's a sausage and cheese. All right, get

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Speaker 1: there's no way I'm gonna stay here. This isn't the

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Speaker 1: you're right, Terry, Terry, what do you think, Bud? You

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Speaker 1: used to own this place? You still skeptical? No, I'm

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Speaker 1: whatever the tea and chef want. Don't tickle my balls.

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Speaker 1: Jesus my God that they're mine. Holy ship. All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, we have a full house out there. Let's

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Speaker 1: mean you lost your job? Well, I had to make

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Speaker 1: back when Sushi Tariyaki. They're changing the horror company and

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Speaker 1: as chefs. I'm sure. I'm mommy, you're in your mid Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But don't you like me around too? Which? What are

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Speaker 1: I know you're pregnant, but like, I need my a

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Speaker 1: long time in this bed for a little stretch out. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that has to do with me

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Speaker 1: being pregnant. You can have your alone time if I

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Speaker 1: need to stretch off, If you get to scoot off

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Speaker 1: the a little bit, he's just push. You were acting

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Speaker 1: so different ever since you became the head team chef

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Speaker 1: of that karaoke right. Stop calling it head teen chef.

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Speaker 1: I'm just head chef now. You are a team though

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Speaker 1: would be anything else? Why is joined? Why are you

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Speaker 1: in our bedroom? Whatever? I don't need I need you

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Speaker 1: to leave the room. Yes, leave the room, by bye bye?

422
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Speaker 1: Taking this time what you want? You wanted me to

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Speaker 1: get a job to support you? Yes, yeah, I didn't

424
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Speaker 1: mean become a big diva chef. I see you wanted

425
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: just just enough to keep me under under your your thumb.

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Speaker 1: Sure you know what had this baby? Right now, I'm

427
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Speaker 1: not going to do nice wow. Command Same three comes

428
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: from Patreon v I P. Chop Bunker, who wrote, thanks,

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Speaker 1: the personalized message is very appreciated. Oh, I had written

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Speaker 1: to Chop. I approached the Internet with a great amount

431
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: of paranoia. Always wise, James, you teach that right. So

432
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: for every site I sign up to UH and make

433
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Speaker 1: up a silly sounding name of whatever syllables come to

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Speaker 1: my head. My real name is Boots rain Gear. Wow.

435
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 1: I've loved the podcast since it first started, and I'm

436
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: pretty confident that I'm the dumbest looking person on my

437
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: bus to work whenever I'm listening to it, and trying

438
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Speaker 1: to stifle churtles. Here's a scene suggestion. A diner in Ontario,

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Speaker 1: Canada is paid a visit by the Royal Canadian Mounted

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Speaker 1: Police for committing the crime of serving poutine that contains

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Speaker 1: neither cheese, curds nor gravy. I so you're asking for

442
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Hey, yeah, where where's the where's the bathroom?

443
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: The bathroom is just right behind there. You see the

444
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 1: elk's head. Just make a left, okay. So it's a

445
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: male elk with antlers okay, and then there's a lady

446
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 1: elk for the ladies. I'll get it all right. Sorry, hello,

447
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: hell yeah, hi, hi, um, I'm just looking for um poutine.

448
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got putine. Okay? Can you bring it

449
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 1: to my house? Can you bring it to my head personally? Yes? Um,

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00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 1: I probably could. Yeah. Okay, where do you live? Um?

451
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: I just live right around the corner if you go

452
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Speaker 1: through the lake. Oh by the lake. Oh yeah, that's

453
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 1: the uh the tutor the tutor house. Do you recognize

454
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: my voice? I'm I've been calling you every Tuesday. What

455
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Speaker 1: what's you deal? Well, I'm keep talking. I'm a sexy,

456
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: middle aged woman. Um. My husband passed five years ago.

457
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: My condolence doesn't matter. Oh sorry, yeah, um and yeah,

458
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: that's kind of my thing. And I love fries. I mean, Henry.

459
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: I mean I think you should see her for sure,

460
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: But I mean, someone who's eating a steady diet of

461
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: poutine just can't be healthy, you know, So why would

462
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: that make her not healthy? I'm just saying. I mean,

463
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: in general, what people are putting in their ain't good.

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00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: You know, she's and bread and all that over and

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Speaker 1: over again. It's gonna clyde the arteries. You don't want

466
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Speaker 1: to be with someone who's you know, they're kicking you

467
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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. No, I don't you want to

468
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Speaker 1: be with someone who's got a long jevity, That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. I see, So I should stay with her

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Speaker 1: forever and be tied down to this woman. Know what

471
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Speaker 1: the hell you? How the hell do you get that

472
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: I'm saying? But just get in now? Has some fun?

473
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Speaker 1: She kicks in them off to the next Look Jesus Christ,

474
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Speaker 1: not at all. Oh my god, no, no, I'm sorry, sorry, Torp.

475
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: It was like a male elk right, yeah, that one

476
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,239
Speaker 1: over there, because I think either the doors is there

477
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Speaker 1: a key? Do I need a key or is there

478
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: a code? No, no, neither, there's no. Did you enter

479
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: a door that needed a key? Yeah? I did. How

480
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: the hell do you get in there? That? That's the office?

481
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: Did you use the office to use the restaurant? Did

482
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Speaker 1: you go in there? Well? I couldn't find any toilet

483
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: paper in there, so I just want to let you know,

484
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: Christ you went into the guy damn office. Hey, I

485
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: I don't know whose office. Hey, I'm sorry I told

486
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: you the wrong thing. All right, that's clearly my fault.

487
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: All right, I funked it up. But hey, I hate

488
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: to interrupt you guys here, but I uh, I'm here

489
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Speaker 1: with the Canada Caps candidate caps to just talk to

490
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Speaker 1: the owner of the Candida Camps. I've got some bad

491
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Speaker 1: news for the owner at the the Canada Camps. I'm

492
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Speaker 1: in front of house here. But you're both are wearing

493
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: New York Yankees caps, big fans of the New York fans. Okay,

494
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: well it's called a bit and this is a badge. Right,

495
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: that does look legitimate? All right? The cheese. Now you're

496
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: you're both from North Quebec. Is that Ontario? Interesting? So

497
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Speaker 1: that's not the accent I was thinking of all right,

498
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: it's probably so sorry, so sorry to interrupt again. Yeah,

499
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Speaker 1: there's the bathroom. Is there a drawer petty cash in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. That's the office. You're back in the office. Okay, bathroom,

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Speaker 1: I guy, I get about I get about here. I mean, look,

502
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I let them out there for you. Alright, alright, alright,

503
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: back to what's really important here. We did some tests

504
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Speaker 1: and it turns out that your cheese pin tunes. I'm sorry,

505
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: on hold on our cheese pantuns. Listen up. Your cards

506
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Speaker 1: are real quality cards, he said. Cheese pantu. You guys

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00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: have cheese pant just passing the cheese. Oh no, we

508
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: don't have cheese. Yes they do, Yes, they do. They

509
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: have poutine and they have pantoons. I'd like a pantoon.

510
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: Do you recognize that we have it? Oh my god?

511
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Speaker 1: Just oh how do you do sir? Oh? How do

512
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: you to New Yorkers in that house? No? No, no

513
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: Canada caps and that's where we're all the boot from

514
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: there from Ontario. Okay, uh yeah, well that's huge. We

515
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: only have them once today. Okay, it's only on Tuesdays

516
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: that we have pantoon. So today, well they say, is

517
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: we have them, but why we're running lows. Listen, sir,

518
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: we're not here to have a chit chat with you.

519
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: We're here because you're in trouble for what Because those

520
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: in trouble, Those Kurds aren't pure? What do you mean

521
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: the course they are? We source them. Hey, we did

522
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: their pinky into it, but it rupped around our gums.

523
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: It ain't pure stuff. And we're Canada caps. We ain't

524
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: no pure. Try this maple syrup? Is that? Yeah? See

525
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: how it's getting tingley and numb. It's cocaine in there. Yeah,

526
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: you feel drip. So sorry again. I was using the

527
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: bathroom and somebody called to ask what the hours are sinking?

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Speaker 1: What are the what were the hours, by the way

529
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Speaker 1: to the hours are for the bathroom? I guess opening

530
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: hours from six to six okay, okay, thanks, all right, Look,

531
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Speaker 1: we don't we don't want to take up too much

532
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: of your time. Who do you get your cards from?

533
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: Or do you make them in house? We make them

534
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: in a house, all right. Can you direct this to

535
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: the to the person who makes these cards of course? Yeah? Okay,

536
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: coming back here in a nice little place, uh darian, Yeah,

537
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: what do you want these two cops here, these two

538
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: caps here, they want to talk to you about the curds. Okay, yeah,

539
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: well I just get the freaking milk from over there.

540
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: And then it goes, hey, what's with the attitude? What's

541
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: with the attitude? Yeah, and so pretty much for a

542
00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: down payment of your restaurant could be U, you know,

543
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: up in the top echelon of Canadian business owners for

544
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: next year. So what do you think I I feel

545
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: like I'm being hustled here. No no, no, no, no, no,

546
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: not at not at all. Now you said that you're

547
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: you are the owners that well I'm I'm in the office. Okay,

548
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: that's good for me. That's good for me. Now I

549
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: just need a business I D number and we can

550
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 1: get this all star. Okay, all right, I'm okay here

551
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: it is all right. I'm reading it right off the wall.

552
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: So with the business I D number? Is he as

553
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: in Canada, as in Canada? Okay, okay, no, sorry, sorry,

554
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,800
Speaker 1: you're not in there. You're not in the number. Repeating

555
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: everything I'm saying this is the same. All right, thank

556
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: you so much. I got your business. Okay, is this

557
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 1: some kind of dirty phone call? It's not a dirty

558
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: are you getting off on this, getting off on this?

559
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: You know it? All right? You know it? Okay? Oh yeah?

560
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well you know what if I was getting

561
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Speaker 1: Oh is that so okay? Because when I get off,

562
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: I sound like this. Oh yeah, when I get off,

563
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: I sound like this. Oh yeah, okay. Well, I think

564
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: it's fair to say that none of us got off.

565
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: I think that's fair to say. Well, all right, thank

566
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: you so much. Okay, all right, well this all checks out.

567
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: I mean, the cheese looks good, the milk looks good.

568
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: I don't know about your attitude though. And then after

569
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: I forgot about the last step, okay, I dump a

570
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: whole packet of cocaine in there? What's that all aboot?

571
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: It sounds like you guys are making fun of mine. Wait,

572
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 1: but what just Canadians? What do you think that we

573
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: have any links to the Gambingo family? That would be crazy.

574
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: I never thought that at all until you just set

575
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: it now. So you're thinking it because you just set

576
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: it now. We're the caps here, the Canadian caps. I

577
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: don't know about either one of you guys. All right,

578
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: how many horses do you have bringing Guido and Domini? Yes,

579
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: Guido to go over the word to into Ontario. I

580
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 1: want you to find a restaurant that we may want

581
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 1: to take over. I want you to go in disguise

582
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: as Mountheys, and you have a problem. What they run

583
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: this shop? It's a Canadian cup, Canadian cap trying to

584
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: pay attention. Were you for wanting your miserable lives? I'm

585
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: paying attention. You're gonna go across the border. And then

586
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do when you get pay attention? Yeah, gentlemen, gentlemen. Okay,

587
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: now let's work on this accent. You'll be infiltrating a

588
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: Canadian restaurant. I want to think. I really need to

589
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: look and I kind of already. Yeah, yeah, I'm good.

590
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm good too, I'm good, fine, but my family is

591
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: being held hosted by the Dawn, so I need to

592
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: do this all right now, let me hear both of

593
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: you with a Canadian accident. Okay, Hey, I'm a Canadian cap. Hey,

594
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: I'm a Canadian kid. Even sorry, I'm sorry. I really

595
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 1: do not appreciate being in class with these two people.

596
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 1: They're not taking it seriously. I have done my homework,

597
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: I have done seen study, I've done my character backstory.

598
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 1: Sound Canadian Bridget, Bridget, Okay, they will kill our family here.

599
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: I love them to kill my family. I am trying

600
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: to be the best, most trained in saying that. Now. Okay,

601
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: once you're going to feel bad about it, you know what. No,

602
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm not, you know, Bridget, you know it all right.

603
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: So let's do this again, all right from the top. Okay,

604
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: you guys are so lucky. He has a two year

605
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: wait list. The fact that you guys can just walk

606
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: into this class. I wouldn't mind doing my Canadian scene

607
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: with you. I would love some scenes. I love some

608
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: seam study for one. That'd be great. Book. I really

609
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: hope you are too, I really fucking hope to God

610
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 1: your offer. Bridget Center and Guido, why don't you give

611
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: them a suggestion of where they could be in Canada?

612
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: So we're in Canada, I would say the mountains, be

613
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 1: more specific, the top of a mountains good, and so

614
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna be there. You and you memorize your lines

615
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 1: and don't plan it out. Don't plan it out. Okay, Okay,

616
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: we kind of take what we know and just throw

617
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: it away. Okay, what what does that part meant? Pause?

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00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: Let's pause for a second scene. Let's just do the

619
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: scene you're on the top of the mountain, okay, and

620
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 1: just feel it. Don't worry about the lines. I just

621
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 1: really need that accent. That's really what I need. Crying,

622
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: I am, and I'm thinking about my family. All right, Well,

623
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: we're going to kill him if this don't work out.

624
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: I know. Okay, let's go from the top and lights

625
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: up a I'm so cold up here. It's really good.

626
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: I like, all right, let's pause for a sorry, blame

627
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: blame cause Grove. What is the prize running into the

628
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 1: second best dialect coach in the country. How you doing, Oscar?

629
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: Good good? I was just teaching Meryl Street Bavarian. What

630
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: what kind of gigs do you have lined up? Sorry,

631
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: my mind's a little scattered, or your mind is a

632
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: little scattered. Yeah, I'm teaching us. Coffee tell coffee, thank you,

633
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: thank you. No, these are both mine. Over did the

634
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: doll coffee so well? Of course you'd get the same thing,

635
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: but you would take credit for it. Um, it's my rotary. Hello,

636
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,879
Speaker 1: hi babe. They showed up and they have a gun

637
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: against my head. Okay, okay, okay, I have to go. Okay, Um,

638
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 1: I'm also teaching Meryl Streep. Hold on, Hello, what then

639
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: did you hang up on me? My head? I was

640
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: gonna ask for help and you just hung up on me.

641
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: You don't have to go, no, but this is a

642
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: war of cloud I have to go Meryl. Yes, yes, No,

643
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: it's dunker, dunker. No, no, cut it off, just cut

644
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: it off, throw it away, dunk. Okay, sorry, hello, pick up,

645
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: pick up, pick up, pickup. Call me back and say

646
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: your Meryl Streep. Okay, this one is out of service

647
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 1: the person you're trying to if you can call me back, okay, okay.

648
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: So look, look we're caps. We've established that Canadian camps.

649
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 1: You showed us, you showed us how to make the

650
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 1: curds checks out. We just need to get a hold

651
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: of that cocaine he talked about the end. It's already

652
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: in the cheese. Okay, oh sorry, sorry, if you if

653
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: you don't mind me asking, if you are cops, then

654
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: where are your horses? Because your mountie's right? Yep? I

655
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: am the owner. By the way, Hi, we're Canadian. I

656
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: think we're all Canadian. Yeah we didn't. We parked our

657
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: horses at the at the at the pay lot down

658
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: the road. Okay, Okay, Well, I can. I can look

659
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 1: down and I can't see the horses. I think they've

660
00:40:54,160 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: gotten away killed him. Oh no, wait, we're going to sleep.

661
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Canadian. Well boy, I hope it wasn't

662
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: the way I made the cheese. I'm sorry. Somebody, uh

663
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 1: somebody except goddamn loan for twenty grant. There's this man.

664
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 1: He says he's owner. I've never seen him before in

665
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 1: my life. Look, this guy says he's the owner. Out

666
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: of respect, I have to let him be the owner. Now, Okay,

667
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: that's just how it works. That's how it works. Yeah, okay, yes, sorry,

668
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 1: all right, So you're the owner now here in the keys. Okay, well,

669
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: i'll pay you in petty cash. I appreciate that. Uh

670
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: what else is business has been in my family for

671
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: over forty years. Uh you'd probably tell him where the

672
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: office is by the elk hes. Okay, No, that's good

673
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: because yeah, I get mixed up there. Excuse me, hi,

674
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm the one that was shooting the darts up there,

675
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: the trail darts. But these two to sleep, Okay, yeah,

676
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: I want to induce myself. I'm a little a little parts.

677
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: It's cold out there. Ye all right, I feel free

678
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: to have heard. I mean your business. You tell me absolutely,

679
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 1: I give this guy out the Curtzy ones. All right, Uh,

680
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,280
Speaker 1: did you want to do something with these two caps?

681
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 1: You're the one that did it. You're the one that

682
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: frank any other questions? No, I don't know. Hey Chris,

683
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 1: what are you doing? What is that a gun? Yeah?

684
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: I mean yeah gun type? What does it do? No? Oscar,

685
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: I don't understand, you said Bavarian, but I did it?

686
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: Did that not? Okay? Okay, okay, Meryl, you can did that?

687
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,919
Speaker 1: Not okay, Mary, you can drop character for I can't

688
00:42:48,000 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: drop merrow merrow. Oh my god, him scon him. Okay up,

689
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 1: wake up, wake up, wake up, everyone, wake up, just

690
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: fucking I'm ready everyone day your blindfolding, Your blindfold? Arms

691
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: are hide my arms are broken. Okay, I'll think about

692
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: for you can't I get something other than young? What

693
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 1: are you doing? It's why? Why would you do? Your fan?

694
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan. You work with this every day.

695
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: He wants to hang out. Nobody wants to hang out.

696
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: So here I am here, I am now? And what

697
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: do you want? I want? I want this? Okay? Us, ok.

698
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: We just need more like Patreon subscribers as why do

699
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: you have Joey over there? See your favorite or your

700
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: least favorite? We can't tell. What are you doing to Joey?

701
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: Just letting him sid I'm just letting him lie die

702
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 1: in there? You're milking his balls though. Okay, so there's

703
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: a pipe going straight from his balls into the soup. Okay, come,

704
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,240
Speaker 1: I have to go. I have to go the orders up. Okay,

705
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: so everyone be good. Joy come and that cheese, cheese,

706
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: he's beaten. Can I have a cracker with it? You

707
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 1: can have a cracker? Cracker? Sound something cracker. Here's one cracker. One.

708
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: It's a little wet. Okay, I don't have fun and crack.

709
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: Let me break God, Doug, what's going on? Man? Who

710
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: do we just talk to us? I have to go

711
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: up through the your friends we care about. So what

712
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: can we do? Do you want to help me? Yeah?

713
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: You help me? Just say it. I want to be

714
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: on sneakers and sandwiches and I want to be on

715
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: holchemy this okay, all right, I can get you on

716
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: sneakers and sandwiches. Can you what would you bring? Just

717
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: so I can tell him I'd bring flip flops. See,

718
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: you should be on yeah, I want to keep telling

719
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: him flip flops and Doug. I just want to say

720
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 1: we see you. We don't think you're just like a ghost.

721
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 1: I can do it, you can do it. Most of

722
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 1: the time we see the back of your head, or

723
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,320
Speaker 1: sometimes I see the side of your face. Wait. I

724
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 1: just realized that there's microphones all in this little dark case. Wait,

725
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: and recording this all for an episode. It's for me,

726
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: it's for my podcast networks it it's called yet. It's okay,

727
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Oh god, we made

728
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 1: hid No, we don't want to make him mad, but

729
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: there are Mike, so should just take it away? Yeah,

730
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: just eat meat. Thanks for being here. Hey, thanks for

731
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: having me. I had a lot. Well, it wasn't fun, No,

732
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 1: but I'm glad I'm here with you. Guys. We'll be

733
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: down here for a while apparently. Caroline Connor, thank you,

734
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: thank you so much for having me. Yes, this time,

735
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm bleeding. Yeah, I'm my ass, damn it. Craig Atkowski,

736
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,760
Speaker 1: sorry about the arms and legs. My biggest regret. James Cheeney,

737
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: it's something to go with the cheese. I love cheese.

738
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: It's just not alone, but how about cheese and hash

739
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: brown Yes, right, well I usually put cheese on the

740
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: hashn on the toast as it's toasting, and put the

741
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: hashbrowns on top of that. There's no toast in this basement. Joey,

742
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 1: thanks so much. He's joy in the cage, Joey. No

743
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: one do that Adida's commercial without me, and I think, uh,

744
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 1: we're all thanking Doug Babe for bringing it down here.

745
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 1: He is our master, and his networks my Schmarts media. Yep,

746
00:46:54,160 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 1: some until next time can be this. Yeah, that's very good.

747
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: That will happened. And on the rails for the wind,

748
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: Hell yeah,