1 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 1: Okay, we need to talk about Teresa's wedding. Teresa Jude's wedding, 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 1: so her hair is a big topic. And of course 3 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,479 Speaker 1: when I saw her, I was like, oh my god. 4 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:26,239 Speaker 1: The hair. The hair was was its own being getting 5 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 1: married right, And people are like why what wait, how 6 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: and being critical and she and her hairdresser are defending 7 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,280 Speaker 1: it and it had fifteen million bobby pins and all 8 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 1: this different stuff. Okay, I need to say this. Teresa 9 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: started off that show by paying for furniture in Jersey 10 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: and her castle, her Jersey castle, with wads of cash. 11 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: So I love the fact that Teresa is now with 12 00:00:53,920 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 1: this long sort of massive, you know, zutopia crown hair do, 13 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:06,960 Speaker 1: with this lavish, elaborate party that is a circus that 14 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: at her dress is so ornate, like she's over fifty, 15 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,279 Speaker 1: it's over the top. Like good for her as she's happy. 16 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: I met the guy who seems really nice, Paul, and 17 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: I met him at the MTV Awards, and Paul was like, 18 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:20,639 Speaker 1: he was a really nice guy. I don't know anything 19 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 1: about him or what it was like on the show 20 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: or what their deal is. I know there's been like 21 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: some sort of scandal surrounding him. But I have no 22 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,119 Speaker 1: idea what it is, nor do I care. And she's 23 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,479 Speaker 1: definitely familiar with scandal, so who gives a shit about 24 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: that anyway? UM, I do know that there was no 25 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 1: prenup because that was mentioned on Watch What Happens Live, 26 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 1: and I said, I'm going to crawl through my phone 27 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 1: because I don't you have to have a prenup. But 28 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: that's not my business. And it's her life and her 29 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: choice and her marriage. And she seems happy and she's 30 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 1: in love and she did not change. She knows where 31 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: she came from. She's an Italian broad from Jersey, paid 32 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: for all her furniture season one in cash, and season 33 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: ninety nine, she's getting married on television with a giant, 34 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:06,840 Speaker 1: fifteen million Bobbypin hairstyle. Yes, how annoyed would we be 35 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: if she was like she was wearing you know, uh Javon, 36 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 1: She could no valid imagine TERSA. She's being interviewed by 37 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: Extra Access Hollywood and she's like, it's Valentino couture. Would 38 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: be like, oh fuck yourself, you affected broad. We would 39 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 1: think like or now now her hair is being done 40 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 1: by you know, Sally Hershberger. She got her hair done 41 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 1: from her Jersey hairstylist. And she's the same Theresa that 42 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: walked in with the cash to pay for the furniture. 43 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: So yes, I'm here for it. I want more. And 44 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: I think fifteen million Bobby Pins is not nearly enough. 45 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: I mean they're probably stuck in her Italian scalp. And 46 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 1: I love it. So she's being who she is, she's 47 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 1: staying true to her Jersey roots, and she's buying golden 48 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: crusted furniture. And I and and the girls are wearing 49 00:02:56,240 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: pink bridesmaid satin dresses. Go for yours. I love it. 50 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: I love everything about it. It was a Bravo circus. 51 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: It was literally a Bravo circus every I mean, the 52 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: fact that they allowed cell phones at that event is hysterical, 53 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: Like it was like competing Instagram profiles and stories, and 54 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 1: I mean, I bet you know it was even paying 55 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: attention to the wedding. They were like, how do I 56 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: get my moment? How do I get my moment? How 57 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: do I get my social how do I get my picture? 58 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: How do I get me this? Oh my god, take 59 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:26,800 Speaker 1: a picture with me, Take a picture with her, Take 60 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,919 Speaker 1: a picture of you. If it must have been crazy crazy. 61 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: One thing I'll say is, you know, you make a 62 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: deal with the devil going on the Housewives. Her there her, 63 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: your own brother is not at your wedding. And by 64 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,160 Speaker 1: the way I understand it, a it's content for the show, 65 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: be its drama on the show. The show. You cannot 66 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 1: be on a show like that with family. It's just 67 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 1: there is absolutely no way that you can be on 68 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: the Housewives with family. I probably wouldn't be speaking to 69 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,119 Speaker 1: my own daughter, Okay, if I was on the Housewives 70 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 1: with her. It's a ship show. It's toxic. So you know, 71 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: this is the deal you made. But you made the 72 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: deal with the devil. I was there. I was in 73 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: I was in the seventh circle of hell myself with 74 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: my own deal with the devil. When you're in there 75 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: and you're getting paid, it all seems real, and it 76 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: makes the circus bigger, and the cameras and and and 77 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:19,799 Speaker 1: the pictures and the makeup and the hair. Of course, 78 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 1: the hair got bigger. Everything gets bigger. It's like it's 79 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: like those makeup sponges that you you put water on 80 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: them too. They just expand and swell anything you're doing. 81 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: If you are if you are excited, about getting married, 82 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: and it seems public and it's in the press, it 83 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: seems bigger. It seems more exciting because you're doing it 84 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: with the audience. If you're in an argument with somebody, 85 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 1: it seems bigger because you're doing it with an audience. 86 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:46,559 Speaker 1: It's an absolute disaster. But they have all they have dove. 87 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's a sentence. They all 88 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: dove eye lash deep, eyebrow deep. There maybe like a 89 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 1: scalp hair that's not all the way and they are 90 00:04:56,200 --> 00:05:00,960 Speaker 1: all the way in. So I'm surprised somebody didn't get 91 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: shot at the wedding. That would have been great for ratings. 92 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 1: Fucking bust a cap and somebody. So that's what that is. 93 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 1: Teresa's hair was big, the wedding was big, The storyline 94 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 1: is big, the drama's big, the arguments big, The housewife 95 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: ratio to civilian ratio is big. It's all big and 96 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 1: all Bravo. Cash your fucking checks, everybody. So also with 97 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: the Theresa thing, I love that she knows she remembers 98 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: where she came from, the Italian broad from Jersey, getting 99 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: married in a big, elaborate, lavish wedding. She should be 100 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 1: eating blue mashed potatoes. He should be in a ruffled tuxedo. 101 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: There was this place, Russo's on the Bay and Queens 102 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 1: where people would come in Italian weddings. People would come 103 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 1: out of the floor like enveloped in smoke and like 104 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,840 Speaker 1: they would have these money trees where you were passing 105 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 1: around the money you gave to the bride in the groom. 106 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 1: And I loved it because it was authentically Italian and 107 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: the food was insane, like you know, the Theresa probably 108 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:01,840 Speaker 1: had like Zeppela's flying this Italian fried pastry, like like 109 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 1: flying in like the craziest food. So I like someone 110 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 1: who remembers where they came from. I like that. She's 111 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 1: not like in vintage Valentino, you know, with like a 112 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: caviar tasting menu with some bullshit. She's being who she 113 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: always was, and that's what we want. We hate when 114 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,719 Speaker 1: someone remember. We hate when someone forgets where they came from. 115 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: Does Victoria Beckham seemed like she remembers where she came 116 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 1: from as a spice girl? Just does she seem to 117 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,480 Speaker 1: want to rinse it like she's just an aristocrat from 118 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,840 Speaker 1: grape Um, an aristocrat from Great Britain like that, you know, 119 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 1: She's totally evolved into something completely different. Kim Kardashian doesn't 120 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 1: even resemble someone wearing the bandage dresses, pushing Paris Hilton 121 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,640 Speaker 1: out of the way to get her picture taken with 122 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:46,159 Speaker 1: Nick Lasha. You know, pre all her plastic surgery and 123 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 1: all this fashion styling from Kanye. You know. Now it's 124 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,920 Speaker 1: all you know and a wind toour and we're all 125 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 1: so high fashion. I mean, I like the tersays, you 126 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 1: know it's deck. It's over a decade later, and she's 127 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 1: the same person she wasn't she walked in. I like that. 128 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 1: I like to think that I'm very similar to when 129 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: I walked in. Yes, I have more money, I'm not broke, 130 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,600 Speaker 1: I'm not. But I'm still the fucking crazy bitch I am. 131 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,160 Speaker 1: I still post pictures, my gray hairs, my frizzy I'm 132 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: still the same exact person who walks into t J 133 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:16,280 Speaker 1: Max like a crazy person, you know, filling up my card. 134 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 1: I don't want to change. That's who I was born. 135 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 1: Everybody else wants to cover themselves in somebody different, So 136 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: Teresa yea, and it happens with everybody on the Housewives. 137 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: They all want to evolve. Look at look at look 138 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 1: at even the people look at Dorine on season one 139 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 1: of Her Housewives, and now now with all the elaborate 140 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,120 Speaker 1: hairstyles and the matching Gucci had to look at Liza 141 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: Rina with what she used to wear. She used to 142 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: wear like a cheap dress. Now it's always like all 143 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: labels and logos, and you know, it's just different. It's 144 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 1: just not the same. I like someone who's walking at it. 145 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,239 Speaker 1: Here the way she came in, she's walking down that aisle, 146 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: the way she walked in. She's not leaving Jersey behind. 147 00:07:55,640 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 1: And I respect that. I don't love you know, Meg 148 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 1: and Marco doesn't remember taking pictures in front of Buckingham 149 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 1: Palace because she had no idea who Prince Harry was. 150 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: Like all these people are so full of ship with 151 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 1: their bag of of like their bag of filter bullshit. 152 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 1: Teresa is the same girl she was before. She's got 153 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 1: more makeup on. You know, it's better glam, but still 154 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 1: so I like it. I think she should have had 155 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 1: ten million Bobby pins. I think the hair was not 156 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,600 Speaker 1: big enough. I don't think there was enough lace. And 157 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 1: I love that it was a fucking media circus. I 158 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: love it. She walked in. She walked in with a circus, 159 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,640 Speaker 1: and she walked down that aisle with a circus, And 160 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 1: I'm fully here for Teresa mazl. They're all so full 161 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,640 Speaker 1: of shit. It you think they call Richie remembers what 162 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:46,160 Speaker 1: she looked like on a simple life, you know? Or 163 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,960 Speaker 1: does she remember she it's all post Rachel Zome fashion makeover. 164 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 1: Everybody takes themselves so seriously. Chloe Carnagen doesn't seem like 165 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 1: she remembers where she started. Just remember where you came from. 166 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,080 Speaker 1: It's the spirit of who you are. Everybody wants to 167 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:06,240 Speaker 1: be a fake, modern, fancier version of themselves, and it's boring. 168 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: It's not interesting, it's not textual, textual. I love it. 169 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:14,040 Speaker 1: Find me five celebrities who are still who they walked 170 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: in as. Find them for me. I want to see them. 171 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:19,560 Speaker 1: Those are the people I respect. Amy Schumer is the 172 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,160 Speaker 1: same fucking broad Is when she walked in, same thing. 173 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:26,240 Speaker 1: Amy Schumer is the same I know, Cia Sea, the 174 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 1: same god damn broad Is when she walked in. Just 175 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 1: you gotta find those people. I love those people. They're 176 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,440 Speaker 1: the same person as when they walked in. They just 177 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 1: don't change. I love that. I mean, I know we're 178 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:52,480 Speaker 1: supposed to expect their privacy during this very difficult time. 179 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,920 Speaker 1: But Pete and Can have broken up, and it's so 180 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,920 Speaker 1: funny the way the wind blows. Everyone's like, oh, like 181 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,679 Speaker 1: we ever knew it was gonna last fucking stop. So 182 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: many young girls like they're really she's really in love 183 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 1: with him. She's just I think they're gonna get engaged. 184 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,319 Speaker 1: They're gonna have kids soon, he's gonna everybody did believe 185 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,680 Speaker 1: the fucking bullshit hype? Okay they did. I did not, 186 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 1: And you know I didn't because I said on here, 187 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,760 Speaker 1: Pete is a star fucker, and I that's just the 188 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,520 Speaker 1: fact of the matter. He and it's a literal fact. 189 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:25,200 Speaker 1: He has fucked many stars. He has a star fucker. 190 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:29,600 Speaker 1: I apologize for any confusion, but he has leveled up 191 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:33,000 Speaker 1: every time. So I don't know who he could possibly date. 192 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:36,640 Speaker 1: Now I need to understand who could he could date? Like, 193 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,520 Speaker 1: who could he date? He hasn't. If it's for money, 194 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,920 Speaker 1: he could go date Melinda Gates. If it's for fame, 195 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,959 Speaker 1: who's more famous than Kim Kardashian. I think if the 196 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 1: fate date, I think, if the date two famous people 197 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 1: at the same time, and like put them together to 198 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,360 Speaker 1: equal one famous person who can eat it, who's more 199 00:10:55,400 --> 00:11:01,040 Speaker 1: famous than Kim Kardashian. He could date like Tom Cruise, 200 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:03,640 Speaker 1: like be with a famous man. Then that really, like 201 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,800 Speaker 1: that takes it to another level. I just don't know 202 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:07,560 Speaker 1: who the man could date now, I really don't know, 203 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,160 Speaker 1: you know, or you go back down to the sticks. 204 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,959 Speaker 1: Take it down to the sticks. I don't know who 205 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:15,760 Speaker 1: you date. Maybe going a different category. Charlie Damilia one 206 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,200 Speaker 1: of these guls. I don't know. I don't know what 207 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,880 Speaker 1: he's supposed to do. Now he's hit the fucking wall. 208 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,880 Speaker 1: You gotta take small bites because then you you run 209 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:26,400 Speaker 1: out of road. He has run out of celebrity road. 210 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,360 Speaker 1: But more important than any of that, Okay, And by 211 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 1: the way, he's a love bomber, like he's always been. 212 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:36,320 Speaker 1: Like he's he's he's like chee a relationship. He gets 213 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 1: involved with somebody. The next day they're madly in love. 214 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 1: They've tattooed each other all over each other, they're engaged, 215 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,040 Speaker 1: they're married, they're they're flaunting it. It's always very public. 216 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,040 Speaker 1: Guess what the most famous people in the world can 217 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 1: avoid the paparazzi. I swear to you. I know this. 218 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 1: It is a fact. Everybody getting papped all the time 219 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:55,720 Speaker 1: wants to get papped all the time. You know where 220 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 1: to go, where not to go, stay fucking home, you 221 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 1: know what time to go. Trust and but leave. That's 222 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,800 Speaker 1: the story, which is why j Lo and Ben are 223 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:05,760 Speaker 1: papped all the time because they go on a very 224 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:09,680 Speaker 1: public eloping, in public honeymoon in Paris. They're not like 225 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 1: hiding in the Seychelles or in you know, the depths 226 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,360 Speaker 1: of Bora Bora. So if you want to if you're 227 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,360 Speaker 1: being photographed, you want to be photographs. So Pete and 228 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,640 Speaker 1: Kim wanted to be photographed for whatever reason, not my business. 229 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:26,360 Speaker 1: But he seems to go high and low and have 230 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:33,200 Speaker 1: some emotional challenges and um, we just were forced fed 231 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,200 Speaker 1: that relationship and we all have to like then all 232 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,199 Speaker 1: of a sudden, now be like we're very sorry. I 233 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,959 Speaker 1: want respect your privacy during this difficult time. It's it's crazy. 234 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,080 Speaker 1: So that's Pete and Kim. Kanye does whatever the funk 235 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaker 1: Kanye wants and it's respectable. And people will get mad 236 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,800 Speaker 1: at me, and you can get mad at me. I 237 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,320 Speaker 1: just think it's liberating for a person. I relate to 238 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,320 Speaker 1: this a little bit. I don't go all the way. 239 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,839 Speaker 1: He goes all the way, raw dog. He doesn't give 240 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:02,240 Speaker 1: a fuck. Is the honey badger. Honey badger, don't give 241 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 1: a fuck, Kanye, don't give a fuck. Kanye is the 242 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,880 Speaker 1: honey badger. He he did something and someone approved that 243 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,320 Speaker 1: it was graphics. Is unless Kanye himself knows how to 244 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,720 Speaker 1: like put together that New York Times cover that said 245 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 1: Skeet Davidson dies at eight or whatever he said, and 246 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,200 Speaker 1: then something about kid kid Cutty at the bottom. He 247 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: is a guxter. He doesn't care. He gives so few foxs. 248 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:31,320 Speaker 1: I find it liberating in the world of filtering and covering. 249 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 1: And I know he's got his own orchestration of the 250 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,760 Speaker 1: media and his own bullshit, and he wants everyone to 251 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,200 Speaker 1: believe all his bullshit and it is bullshit. I just 252 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 1: I'm team Kanye. I'm sorry you can get fucking mad 253 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,679 Speaker 1: at me. And this round. In the round, when he 254 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,200 Speaker 1: was like trolling her, I was not team Kanye because 255 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,880 Speaker 1: he was risking the custody of his kids and you 256 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,800 Speaker 1: don't funk around with that. But in this round and 257 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,720 Speaker 1: just taking one last little slap, I'm team Kanye. I 258 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,959 Speaker 1: am team fucking Kanye, and Pete is having emotional issue 259 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: from the abuse, Well, guess what, Pete, don't date a 260 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,000 Speaker 1: fucking the most famous person in the world. If you 261 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,560 Speaker 1: have emotional mental issues, you don't go put yourself and 262 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 1: blast yourself in the middle of God's damn the Time 263 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,600 Speaker 1: Square universe and then not think they're gonna be backlash. 264 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,920 Speaker 1: I could get guess what, I'm fairly sane. If I 265 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,280 Speaker 1: was in a relationship with Kim Kardashian, I would be 266 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,000 Speaker 1: in a mental institution right now. Okay. I would not 267 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,640 Speaker 1: be okay. I would not I would have seen so 268 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,960 Speaker 1: many things and experience such a high and the fumes 269 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,760 Speaker 1: and the outfits and the met Ball and the media 270 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:37,040 Speaker 1: and SNL and becoming famous instantly and having Kim Kardashian 271 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,480 Speaker 1: come to my basement in Staten Island to eat pizza 272 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: old school. I would be unwell. I would not be okay. 273 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:48,720 Speaker 1: I would be in a straight jacket, eating parade foods, 274 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 1: in a mental institution. So you don't fucking get in 275 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,080 Speaker 1: a relationship with the most famous woman on the planet 276 00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:01,800 Speaker 1: if you have some emotional shortcomings, stop So I don't. 277 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:06,880 Speaker 1: I just can't have sympathy. It's ridiculous, And I'm team Kanye. 278 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:11,280 Speaker 1: That's it. Sue me, cancel me, hate me this round 279 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,200 Speaker 1: of the fight. I'm team Kanye. I said it. I 280 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 1: said what I said, and the words of the famous 281 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:20,160 Speaker 1: prophet Ninie Leaks, I said what I said. Listen to me. 282 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 1: Pete brands in her name, Pete Brandon, Kim's name on 283 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: his body. It's like a fucking Grand Central bathroom stall. 284 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,400 Speaker 1: Who gives a ship. It's just some more writing somebody 285 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,400 Speaker 1: wrote on there, just anybody. It doesn't seem like he 286 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,640 Speaker 1: gives a lot of shit about his body. I mean, 287 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,840 Speaker 1: if he tattooed his penis his most famous asset, then 288 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,160 Speaker 1: we'd be worried. But it's a part of his body 289 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 1: that seems to be covered with a lot of other 290 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,200 Speaker 1: clutter too. And he's gone to the top of the 291 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,200 Speaker 1: food chain and fame. He doesn't have any room for 292 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:51,000 Speaker 1: anybody else's initials. And you listen, this is it. You 293 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,360 Speaker 1: peaked in high school and that's it. You can't go 294 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 1: higher than Kim Kardashian. Take a fucking nap. There's nobody 295 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 1: more famous than Kim. We did it. We went from 296 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:05,400 Speaker 1: Larry David's daughter to Ariana Grande, to cape Beck and sale, 297 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:09,920 Speaker 1: a little dabble with Kaya Gerber and fucking Kim Kardashian 298 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:13,920 Speaker 1: and oh sorry, and a dabble with somebody from that show. 299 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:18,000 Speaker 1: We all love with the sex scenes. It's like Britain Briggerton, 300 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,680 Speaker 1: whatever he was with that girl. We we did it. 301 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,960 Speaker 1: We're full. We saw the buffet, we ate it. You 302 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 1: had a good time. Go take a long winter's nap 303 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 1: with the bears because you're expired.