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Speaker 1: It's time now for a round of would you rather

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Speaker 1: would you rather spit a little when you talk or

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Speaker 1: the corners of your mouth get crusty.

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Speaker 2: Spitting. I'm spinning now.

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Speaker 3: Now put it.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Would you rather go over your time on stage? Go over?

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Speaker 3: Like you're on stage and you go over your time?

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Speaker 3: Or would you rather get off stage early? Which one?

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Speaker 3: As a comedian? Yeah, to look at you crazy when

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Speaker 3: you past your dawn. Oh, that's like a rule. Look

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Speaker 3: at the look at the I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I was always last, so I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You don't know when.

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Speaker 2: I'll be last. So long, always went over. Got to

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Speaker 2: give the people. People want what they want, So I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, thank you for knowing that?

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Speaker 2: Man who getting mad if you go long and all that?

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Speaker 2: That's I don't have it?

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather be short and stocky but you're wealthy,

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Speaker 1: you got a lot of money. Would you rather be

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Speaker 1: tall and sexy average?

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Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, wait say that again?

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Speaker 3: I already pay attention.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather be short and stocky but you got money,

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Speaker 1: you're wealthy, or would you rather be tall and sexy

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Speaker 1: but you just have an average income?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let's talk to the people that we're just

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Speaker 2: gonna write this joke twenty different ways.

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Speaker 3: That's why we're gonna do it. It, would you rather okay.

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Speaker 2: What you're going because okay, well well well well we

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Speaker 2: only got two people on here that's got the potential

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Speaker 2: to be wanted. Okay, so they not they're not finn

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Speaker 2: to be tall, so let's just stay right here. If

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Speaker 2: and if they don't take better care of theirself, they

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Speaker 2: find to be stocky, so we could be short stocky

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Speaker 2: and both of them got money. So all y'all got

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Speaker 2: to do all you got to do, Tommy and Junior,

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Speaker 2: just get out of shape exactly who it's about, because

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Speaker 2: I don't know who you thought? Okay, what what is

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Speaker 2: the second one? You could be short, all stocky and

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Speaker 2: money or you could be.

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Speaker 1: What tall wealth sexty would just average income of average wealth.

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Speaker 3: You already know you got to pick up your ugly man, all.

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Speaker 2: Y'all, Well, all you got to do is gain a

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Speaker 2: little weight. And you you in the category short, stocky

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Speaker 2: and wealthy.

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Speaker 3: You got money, wow.

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Speaker 2: So all you got to do is gain a little

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Speaker 2: weight quid buying them little g I Joe suits and

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Speaker 2: stuff and and and just let it go and in

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Speaker 2: the category. And Junior, I don't know why you laughing

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Speaker 2: real hard because this is right there too.

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Speaker 1: A all right, well that's today's rounded, would you rather? Guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you, tall, you fast.

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Speaker 3: And you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show