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Speaker 1: All Right, So Today's Feel Goods was submitted by the

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Speaker 1: Bayard family, who wanted me to feature one of my

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Speaker 1: Samaritan from a Target in Indianapolis, Okay. So eleven year

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Speaker 1: old Gabe and his mother, La Donna were opening Christmas

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand dot com, subject line feel goods. Thank you, Sam.

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Speaker 1: The Morning Show's official Twitter account tweet us at elt

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Speaker 1: I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this

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Speaker 1: Elvis to Rand Morning Show. I love Taco Bell. There's

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Speaker 1: hear me? Out is good? I know. In anything burrito

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Speaker 1: you're a little afraid too, because if you want Italian food.

419
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: You get it in New York, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,

420
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 1: they can be hit or miss with that place that

421
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: you chose. Tamarin is a mozing. The best Indian food

422
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 1: I've ever had was in in England. Yeah they haven't.

423
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 1: They have amazing But we have a great, a great

424
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 1: lunch date, Danielle. It's it's you. It's time for you

425
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,879
Speaker 1: and me. We have to have a lunch date. Going

426
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 1: on a lunch date, all right, figure it out. I

427
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 1: want a Mexican all right food. I'm a great place

428
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 1: right up the street. Love it. It's like a hole

429
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 1: in the wall. Yes, the best Mexican food. But I

430
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,880
Speaker 1: can't have a margarita because, as you know, I'm sober curious.

431
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 1: So that that doesn't mean you can't have a margarita.

432
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,440
Speaker 1: That just means you're curious about what it would be

433
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 1: like to not think about it before you do. Let's

434
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 1: not how that works. Okay, anyway, let's get into the

435
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: first Danielle report of the day. What do you have

436
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 1: going on? All right? So, Chicago Brewery is allowing Angry

437
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: Bears fans a way to get a free beer for

438
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: a year. They have to make the forty three yard

439
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 1: feel God the Cody Parking miss and if they like that,

440
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,399
Speaker 1: if they can do it, they're gonna get it a

441
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,160
Speaker 1: lot of craft. Let's see if you can do it exactly.

442
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,159
Speaker 1: Nielsen is saying, the twenty six million people in the

443
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: US watch Netflix's bird Box and its first week, and

444
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,360
Speaker 1: then Netflix says that forty five million people streamed it globally.

445
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: That's the biggest week they've had for an original movie.

446
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: So incredible for them. Aren't you curious to see how

447
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 1: many accounts were actually used because like, seven people use

448
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: my Netflix again? Right of course, I just want to say,

449
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 1: don't tell people, I mean allegedly. All right, so this

450
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,439
Speaker 1: is finally happening. Prosecutors in Atlanta launching that new investigation

451
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: and see the alleged sex crimes that were detailed in

452
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: the lifetime series Surviving R. Kelly. They're talking to people

453
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 1: that came forward on the show, others that might have

454
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: inside info, and it is about damn time that this

455
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,680
Speaker 1: is happening. Nielsen put out it to your end music

456
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: sales report for twenty eighteen, and Drake Scorpion came in

457
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: at number one, selling three point nine million copies. Number

458
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 1: two was post Malone, beer Bongs and Bentley's, which is

459
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: a great album up if you don't have that. And

460
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,959
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for this because I look at her

461
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 1: and I always think she looks like a Barbie doll.

462
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 1: Margot Robbie will star in the live action Barbie movie.

463
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense, doesn't it make sense? I totally

464
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: can see it. She will. Um, did anybody watch Linda

465
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 1: zy Lowen last night? Nope? I did not. How did

466
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 1: you watch that? I thought it was Yeah, I actually

467
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: thought that the it's it's it's a little bit of

468
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,240
Speaker 1: a train wreck, but it's an enjoyable train wreck. But

469
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: Lindsay actually revealed why she bought the Beach in Micano's.

470
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: She says that, yeah, so this is what that is,

471
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 1: the club at the beach. Yeah, so here's the thing.

472
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 1: She was in a really bad relationship and it was

473
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 1: an abusive relationship, and things happened in that area on

474
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 1: that beach and stuff, And she said, then the next

475
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: time she came to that beach, she actually wanted to

476
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: have positive memories. So that's when she decided, you know what,

477
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something. I'm going to own this beach

478
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: club and I'm going to turn my life around, and

479
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 1: she says that that's what inspired her to actually buy

480
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: the beach. This is the storyline, but behind Mamma Mia,

481
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: isn't it? Isn't it? Sort of back to you? All right?

482
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: Tonight you got the series The Goldbergs spin off Schooled

483
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 1: over on ABC. The mess Singer is back on Fox.

484
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: Check that out. You're the worst. I'm sorry, Chicago fire

485
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: the Goldbergs. How funny. I'm just gonna go down the line.

486
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,479
Speaker 1: It sounds like a sentence, You're the worst. I'm sorry.

487
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 1: That's what's on tonight, And of course Netflix, because we're

488
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: always loving our Netflix. All right, thank you, Danielle. Welcome. Hey.

489
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: Um so, look, if you're thinking about getting a job

490
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 1: that pays you more money, yes, but you don't want stress, right,

491
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. High paying jobs usually have some

492
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: sort of stress stress attached to it because the expectation

493
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: levels are higher. So US News and World Report came

494
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,959
Speaker 1: out with this list of the best paying jobs in America.

495
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: There's only one six figure job that has below average

496
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 1: stress and good work balance. And what is it? Orthodontists? Really? Orthodontists? Yes? Really?

497
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: That one surprises me. Yeah, we're saying it's not. It is.

498
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: Out of all the six figure plus jobs, this one

499
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 1: has the least amount of stress and the best work balance.

500
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: But if you think about it, you see a jankeety

501
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 1: mouth coming in, and you know your are gonna have

502
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: to be that bad, all right. I think they look

503
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: at it like art. They're just fixing mouths and they're

504
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: giving beautiful smiles. It's got to be. I mean, there

505
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: can't be too many emergency braces situations, not that we

506
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 1: know of. I mean we're not the expert. Yeah, it

507
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 1: wouldn't be great to have a job that's just sort

508
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: of stressed free. I mean, no job is one stress free.

509
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're if you're a let's say you're

510
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: a bartender on the beach in Bermuda, you're you're gonna

511
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a couple of stresses here and there.

512
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: But not a Walmart greeter. That's a pretty stress free job.

513
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I guess so there could be a lot

514
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: of fun because you don't like to host of the

515
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: Walmart party. The guy at the coal store by me,

516
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: he is the nicest little old man and he's always

517
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: the happy and we talk about the beach and stuff

518
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: when I go in there, so maybe that. Yeah, the

519
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: reason I bring this up is, you know, trying to

520
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 1: destress your life. Look, you have a job, and unless

521
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: you're looking for another one, or unless you have another

522
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: one lined up to start on today or tomorrow, you're

523
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,479
Speaker 1: stuck with what you have right now. So how can

524
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: you make your current position less stressful? Yeah? Other than

525
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 1: drinking on the job, you know, Other than that, you

526
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 1: can't puppies. Puppies in puppies, Yes, every time you bring

527
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: in Max Duran, I'm like, oh, this is gonna be

528
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: a good day. Yeah, And that's true. Whenever we go

529
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: to an event and they have puppies, people are much

530
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,239
Speaker 1: happier go play with little animals. You know what, In

531
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: the book that I'm writing, I did point out these

532
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: past several years, I've noticed more and more puppies are

533
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: showing up to these events. How many times we've had

534
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: puppies here and backstage at I heeart radio, music awards

535
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: and jingle balls. It's all about puppies. But anyway, finding

536
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: a way to like distress your life. Someone to send

537
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: a text in dog walking, Oh yeah, my god, if

538
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: you could make six figures dog walking. That's fabulous, Yeah,

539
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: but that might be like sometimes the dog walks you

540
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: I feel like want big dogs. Here in the city.

541
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,239
Speaker 1: I don't know if you see it where you live.

542
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,199
Speaker 1: It here in New York City you see dog walkers

543
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 1: and they have like a bouquet of dogs. I mean

544
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: it's like twenty five dogs. I always wonder how they

545
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: even all get along. Don't get tangled off, don't bite

546
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: like it blows my mind because if you'd put my

547
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: dog in there at some point, I would almost think

548
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: dog walking could have some stresses. I mean, like I said,

549
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: every job's going to have a couple of stresses attached

550
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: to it because you could trip over all of the

551
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: leashes and then you face plant on the sidewalk. That

552
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,399
Speaker 1: wouldn't because runaway situation, and then I would not go

553
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: home anyway. So look at the job you're doing. Now,

554
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: can you distress it? I'm thinking of a way I

555
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: can distress mine right now? You who are you firing?

556
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: Never mind? Here comes Nate, Come on, man, as you

557
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: walk in the room, I'm trying to figure out how

558
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: to distress this place, okay, because it can get a

559
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: little stressful in here. I think we do a pretty

560
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: good job of that. What did I miss see? Do

561
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: you hear how even keeled he is? Yes, we're the

562
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: one who put where the absorbers of stress. You just

563
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: walk around as if nothing bads happened. Okay, so like

564
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: he's laughing, you have an idea? What's your idea? Scared?

565
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: Lower the lights or turn completely and just like candles,

566
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: the show by candlelight will be a low stress show.

567
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: I guarantee we'll go to sleep. People are texting all

568
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: their jobs and how they're sort of stress free. All right,

569
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: text me now, I want to hear from you fifty

570
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: five one hundred. We'll be back after this at our

571
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 1: stress full job. The official Twitter account of the Morning

572
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: Show at Elvie Storey Show and at the official Twitter

573
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: account of Elvis at Elvie Storrand Follow us now Elbe

574
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: Storrand in the Morning Show. Hey, it's Danielle. Look into

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578
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: There's so many things I miss about going to grade school. Yeah,

579
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: I miss orange juice time. Oh yeah, I miss show

580
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: and tell. Miss show and tell. Show I would tell

581
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: was always fun. Of course, do you remember some of

582
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: the stuff I used to take to school for show

583
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: and tell? I don't remember anyone. Boys. Yeah, Like I

584
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: used to steal something from mom and dad's room bedroom.

585
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I don't know, you know, all sorts of things. Oh,

586
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: one time I brought in and it was like, definitely

587
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: a cultural shock of people. I brought in a jewelry

588
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 1: that my mom had. It was Indian jewelry, but a

589
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: lot of people don't know that the swastika is actually

590
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: it originated in India as a welcome sign, so it's

591
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: in temples, it's on our jewelry, it's all over. So

592
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: I brought that in. Ooh, there was outraced. A lot

593
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: of people didn't understand the pure and then I didn't

594
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: believe me when I was trying to explain to them, no,

595
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 1: this is actually a welcome sign. Hitler took it and

596
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: twisted it on its side and it became something completely different. Right. Yeah,

597
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: I was not popular that. Yeah. I used to take

598
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: stuff out of my mom and dad's room without asking,

599
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: like look at this, Oh, look it's itto magic. It

600
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: feels good when I touched myself. My dad uses it

601
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: on mommy. It's imagine. Anyway, let's do our own show

602
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: and tell. You want to do it? Yeah? Her, what

603
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: do you have morning show and Tell? Was creepy children

604
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: of the corner? Who has stuff for show and tell? Danielle? Okay, Danielle,

605
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: you were first. What'd you bring in for show and tell?

606
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: So I brought in Scooch? Who's that? It's a little

607
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: little stuffed animal. Yeah, he's a little blue stuffed I

608
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: think he's a bear. But I have had Scooch since

609
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: the night before my wedding. So my husband gave him

610
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: to me because you know, traditionally a lot of people

611
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: believe you don't spend the night before your wedding with

612
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: the person that you're going to marry. It's like, you know,

613
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: you just don't do it. So that's he gave me

614
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: Scooch to sleep with the night before my wedding. I've

615
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: had him since we got married, and I take him

616
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 1: when I'm away from my husband. I take him on trips. Okay,

617
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: he's been hyping all over the world hotels and stuff

618
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 1: like that. So this is Scooch's. He's a little like,

619
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: how do you describe it, like an old blue He's

620
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: like a little blue, fuzzy teddy bear looking. What a

621
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: great guy to have a wedding. He's old, he's borrowed blue.

622
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: You exactly everything, Gandhi, what did you bring for showing to? All? Right?

623
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: So you guys know that typically I carry a bunch

624
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: of metal straws in my backpacks, right yeah, and a

625
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: lot of people make fun of me for them. I

626
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: can't believe it carrying those straws around. But it just

627
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: got easier because over the break I purchased myself a

628
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: little itty bitty mobile one that I can not only

629
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: carry in this tiny box, but I can attach it

630
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: to witty chain that's like a magic wat. It's a

631
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 1: little metal straw you can take with you everywhere everywhere,

632
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: and it saves the environment. And it's not as shocking

633
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: when I pull it out of my backpack. Isn't it funny?

634
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,479
Speaker 1: Because we had lunch yesterday, you were using the plastic

635
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 1: restaurant gave you. I thought about it seventeen times, but

636
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: it was like such a tiny I need to get

637
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: the shorter straws too. Are you what I run for

638
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: show in towns. You've seen this a million times, but

639
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 1: it really is one of my most coveted possessions. Oh

640
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: you're ready, Yes, my Marshmallow helmet. Oh yeah, you have

641
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: to keep in mind now a lot of people have

642
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: Marshmallow helmets. Now, I was one of the first in

643
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: the world to get a Marshmallow helmet. Yes from Marshmallow.

644
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: That's cool. I didn't know he was his hand in

645
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: them out. And since then we've we've become friendly. You know,

646
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: we text each other and we have conversations. We talk

647
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: about his music. He sends me music I listened to.

648
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: But this represents more than just a helmet that everyone

649
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: now has. It represents a relationship I have with one

650
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: of the most incredible artists on the charts these days. Marshmallow. Yeah,

651
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. If my Marshmallow helmet, I'm gonna put

652
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: this on and do the rest of the show normal,

653
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: all right? Who yes? Producers producer Sam oh yes, Oh,

654
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: Hi couldn't tell you were looking at me, Marshmallow, I am.

655
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring in something that helps keep my

656
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: anxiety in check and prevent me from cutting a bitch regularly.

657
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: Is something we got when we all went to Santa

658
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: Fe together, Elvis, you gave us all these little scents.

659
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: They're tiny little rollers. It's a sage oil. It's a perfume,

660
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: and you roll it on your wrists and I don't

661
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: roll it on my wrists, but I just put it

662
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: under my nose whenever I feel those brain tremors coming in,

663
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: and it takes me back to a calmer time. You know,

664
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: that sage oil in a little roller. Take you serious?

665
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 1: It really is kind of fabulous. Yeah, everybody needs something

666
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: that takes them back when they smell it. It'll really

667
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: help you. All Right, scary show and tell well, Elvis. Uh,

668
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: this piece takes me back to a time ten years

669
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 1: ago when for Christmas you gave everybody bubblehead dolls of themselves. Yes,

670
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: and this one does look like me, or did look

671
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:50,399
Speaker 1: like me? No, it looks like this is circa two

672
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 1: thousand and eight, where I am a very twice my

673
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: size and I have I'm holding sandwiches in both my hands,

674
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: and it's a Scary Jones bobblehead. It's serves as a

675
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: reminder of the Scary Jones. I will never go back

676
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: to being Scary Jones. You are, you know, from like

677
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: what January to February? Froggy, do you have a you

678
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: have a show and tell Froggy. I do. And because

679
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: where I work they keep breaking things here, I have

680
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: now decided to bring to work my own chair. This

681
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: is my own chair that only I use, b Yoc.

682
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: It's b Yoc. I keep it every day here in

683
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: the studio. When the day is over, I take it

684
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: home with me because nobody is going to break another

685
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: freaking chair in this place that I can't sit anywhere.

686
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: You take the chair home every day, yes, because otherwise

687
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: it will get broken. Do you want to see what

688
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: happened to the last chair here? Let me show you

689
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,320
Speaker 1: the piece hold on those chairs fall apart there, I

690
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: know it. Somebody broke the arm off the last chair.

691
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: So you bring your own. So you bring your own chair,

692
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: it doesn't get broken. I love watching Froggy when he's

693
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: you know he has to clock out. Yeah, and he

694
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: always has his chair under one arm. Right. I put

695
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: my bag everything right in my chair. I roll it

696
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: out to the car. It's like a dolly right to

697
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: the Fo'm so excited. So I brought a couple of things.

698
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: So the very first girl that I like, really like

699
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: hooked up with. This is her hair scrunchy that I

700
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 1: still have. Still that's kind of creepy. Yeah that that

701
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: that's borderline arrest. Does your wife know that you have

702
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: the scrunchy from your first I haven't. Yeah, I had

703
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: it in one of my in my junk drawer, so

704
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: I have that. It's like a yeah, scruven air. Then

705
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: one time I was in the Bahamas and I went snorkeling.

706
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: You need one thing? Well, when I'm so excited, I

707
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: brought a couple of things in so this is good.

708
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: And I was I was snorkeling and I felt a

709
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 1: nip at my at my thin and a baby shark

710
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:42,479
Speaker 1: bit in my thin and I still have it. Oh good,

711
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: I did not, but now that and this is my

712
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: favorite one of them all for my photel how many?

713
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: You're only supposed to do one? But do you know

714
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: what I am scared from when I was a kid

715
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: because I brought something into school and then the girls

716
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: shouted out, I have this satan dake rag. So she

717
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,879
Speaker 1: ruled it on me. So as soon as I found

718
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: it we were doing show intell. I was so excited,

719
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: so I brought it a lot of things. Oh my god.

720
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: So now listen, I was in a my apologies to

721
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: everyone else who won't have time because you were eating.

722
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: I was in a car accident, right and the car

723
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: was smashed to pieces, so the police department they had

724
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: to rope off the area. I still have the caution

725
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,879
Speaker 1: rope tape from the South River Police Department from when

726
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 1: they roped it off so my car could get flap

727
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: betted out because it was destroyed. Were Gregory, you know

728
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: what did you keep that as a souvenir? Anyway, Gregory,

729
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: you know you don't get extra credit for bringing multiple

730
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: thank you one? Well, I mean, look, I had to

731
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: bring a lot of it in because I was so say.

732
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: I know, I can tell you're ever gonna take that

733
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,800
Speaker 1: marshmallow head on. Yeah, I'm gonna take it off. I

734
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,919
Speaker 1: don't meet. Where'd you bring Brody for show and tell?

735
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: So while we're on vacation, I cleaned out my home office,

736
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: went through all the stacks of papers, and I found

737
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: a resume for an intern that I didn't hire in

738
00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven. Here's the first line of the resume. Um,

739
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: your bits like phone tap are lame and outdated for

740
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 1: what you pay interns, I can't promise better ideas than that,

741
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: but I'll give one hundred percent as an intern. Otherwise,

742
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: did we end up hiring that intern? Nope, two thousand

743
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: and seven, so I figure eleven years later she's in

744
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: the thirties. Screw you or phone taps are still great?

745
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: Straight name? I found so funny held onto that I

746
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: found an air check tape. This is a cassette which

747
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: has me from w Jet Jet one O two. I

748
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: don't think there's anything on here. I think it got

749
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: near a bulk eracer. I don't know. Do we have

750
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: a player of the building called yes? Then he says

751
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: he's got some voice on that tape, but it went

752
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: next to a bulk eracer. That's just a we're looking

753
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: for one. It's really bad. Still uses those cassette zac.

754
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 1: A cassette is an old tape thing, even as my

755
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 1: old name and my my parents phone numb what you

756
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: hold name? Oh my nate? Oh the renumbers nary could

757
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: eight one, four, It doesn't matter. Side of my double

758
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: deck working at home, I want to come by. I

759
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: really love the fact that I still have a boombox

760
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 1: at home, and I should have brought it in my desk. Okay,

761
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: well then why are then why are we here? Don't

762
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 1: you want to hear straight Nates? Yes? I hope he

763
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: needs a barfey voice. I guarantee I did the barfee voice.

764
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: Well you're doing it now, Like I said that, I

765
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: tell you the barfey voice. Still a little bit, we

766
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: don't You do have an announcer's voice A little bit? No,

767
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: we don't. Yes, you do want barfey Nate? Yeah, you

768
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: do a little bit. Do I have a barfee What

769
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: is how you talk? Though? He's really upset by this. No,

770
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't because I always tried to

771
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: get rid of my barfey voice in the in the

772
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: music business. Music business work in this business, they call

773
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: it pukers. I think you'll have to. By the way,

774
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: you should have brought this. This boom box is your

775
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: show and tell this is actually stole from his desk.

776
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: How do you work this? I don't know if that's

777
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: the yep? I wind it? Here we go. I don't

778
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: think this is straight Nate's old air check from what years?

779
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: This awesome god nineteen Remember it was near a bulk eracer,

780
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: So it's not playing anything. Well, maybe it needs to

781
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: be rewound. Let's rewind it because I'm sure you were

782
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: listening to it. Remember when we have to put a

783
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 1: pencil inside the cassette and to rewind it. Don't hit

784
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: it this this could be really really cool. Stop it.

785
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I remember those boomboxes came in different colors,

786
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: red and yellow and blue. Oh my god, Oh my god,

787
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: you're playing Prince a great song though. I think that's

788
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 1: the radio. You sound just like Prince. I think that

789
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: was the radio. We were playing the radio. We'll put

790
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 1: him on cassette. Oh, here is should I understand? We

791
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 1: have to go to Nathan right now because there's been

792
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: a bit of a problem. Nathan Nate. Yeah, I got

793
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: pulled over. Ohans would have to oh really okay getting

794
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: out of his car right now? Okay, so you basically

795
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: were in trouble, is what we're saying. Here. You want

796
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 1: me out of the car. Oh no, you want take

797
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: the blindfold off before you get out. You'll trip over yourself.

798
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 1: What are you doing here? Okay, that was a bit

799
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: I blindfold. I had a blindfold on and I drove

800
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: the station van. Okay, I got pulled up No, it wasn't.

801
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 1: Everybody had that idea. So then I got pulled over

802
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 1: by a state trooper somewhere on Peach Street or something.

803
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: But you were a greg tea back Yeah, that was

804
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: a great tea of the show. You. You were the

805
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: jackass of the job of Jet one or two. That

806
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: was Dino, that was the host. That was dab Ireland.

807
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: She was eighteen. Wow, you sound exactly the same I do.

808
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: Your voice was very I wasn't a puker back then.

809
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: You are. Now. I'm gonna go back and listen to

810
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: this entire thing we got. I think there's other bits.

811
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: I think I dropped a bowling ball on myself or

812
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: some time. Oh my gosh, I didn't know you then

813
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: you're the great team. Would let him have his moment

814
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: round head. You were the great tea of Jet FM,

815
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: the difference number one music. You were. You're the great

816
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: tea at Z one hundred in New York. He was

817
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: the great tea at el Man. No one ripped you off.

818
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: He did it before you, te He did it before you.

819
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: You ripped me off. I've been here forever since the

820
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: caveman days. There's no way he stole all my ideas.

821
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: What year did you drive blindfolded? Two? Say good morning

822
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: to Amanda. Hi, Amanda, how are you good? Are you?

823
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: We're listening to old straight Nate air checks from jet FM. Hello, Yes,

824
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: that's what we're doing. Oh, I bet you if you

825
00:42:53,520 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: rewind that cassette you'll hear Nate's topic train Amanda. Amanda

826
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: is a teacher, right yeah? And you do you do

827
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,919
Speaker 1: show and tell in your client what what? What great

828
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: do you teach? Um? I'm kindergarten, okay, and uh so,

829
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've seen all sorts of interesting things the

830
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: students have brought in for show and tell. What have

831
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: they brought you? Oh? Yes? Well, um, this was about

832
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,720
Speaker 1: eight years ago. Down and stop, Florida, and this little

833
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: boy pulls out a half like a sandwich bag. It

834
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: was like a half sandwich bag. And he pulled it

835
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,440
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Speaker 1: Little kid brought his mom stash mom stashion. And then

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844
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Speaker 1: pot in for Show and Tell? I had to report

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Speaker 1: protect myself, but yeah, I was pondering back and forth

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Speaker 1: and I keep it and I just yeah, thank you hilarious.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you for listening to us. Let's go

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Speaker 1: talk to Maria. Hi, Maria or Marcia. I'm sorry, Hi Marcia,

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Speaker 1: him Malicia, good morning, you're one of them. Sorry, I

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Speaker 1: don't starting and for this place, that's pretty good. We

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Speaker 1: got close. So you're a teacher. One of your students

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Speaker 1: decided to bring in what for a Show and tell?

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Speaker 1: One of my students bought in a roach clip and

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Speaker 1: But listening to Amanda, we should have gotten those two

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Speaker 1: of fun. Yeah, Clyde today, Melissa, thank you for listening

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Speaker 1: to us. Okay, great, it was Melissa right, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: it would be awesome. You know what, what I'm thinking

865
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Speaker 1: more drug parapherneal. It's an easy Show and Tell. Let's

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Speaker 1: get into headlines with Gandhi. We also have a new

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Speaker 1: and fourteen. Good for her. A new study shows artificial

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899
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Speaker 1: So artificial intelligence still isn't where it needs to be.

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Speaker 1: Step up just a little bit, all right, cool, Thank you, Gandhi. Alright,

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Speaker 1: so a way back Wednesday. Phone tap coming up next right.

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Speaker 1: You know, Michael Oppenheimer has become synonymous with the phone tap. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I think the phone taps have become famous because of

918
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Speaker 1: mister Michael Oppenheimer. Well, he is back to strike again. Right. Scary,

919
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Speaker 1: that's right. Jeremy wanted to play a phone tap on

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Speaker 1: his sister Janelle, and she hates telephone telemarketers. So our

921
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Speaker 1: relentless telephone telemarketer, mister Michael Oppenheimer to the rescue. Right,

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Speaker 1: see what happens here we go? Hello? Can you say?

923
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Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Scumbuster Extreme Cleaning Tool.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing today? Miss? I'm good. The Scumbuster

925
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Speaker 1: Extreme Cleaning Tool comes with a three in one extension

926
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Speaker 1: handle and can be My name is Michael Oppenheimer. We're

927
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Speaker 1: practically giving this tool away today at a very specially

928
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Speaker 1: Is this a sales call? I would call this unnecessity

929
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Speaker 1: call for thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents at our introduction.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Thanks, thanks for your time. Hello,

931
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Speaker 1: good dude, This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the Scumbuster

932
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Speaker 1: Extreme called this number. Equipped with a powerful motor, this

933
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Speaker 1: easy to use single speed tool cleans four times faster. Sir,

934
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Speaker 1: you just called my number, right, but I didn't get

935
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Speaker 1: to tell you. I'm sorry, I'm not interested at this time.

936
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Speaker 1: You can use it to scrub clean the tub. I'm hello,

937
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: this is mister Michael Oppenheimer. I'm not interested in your product.

938
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Speaker 1: I'm calling scum boster extreme. Certainly you have a bathroom, right, well,

939
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Speaker 1: of course I do. Is there scum in your bathroom?

940
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Speaker 1: I guess everybody is scum in the bathroom, right, There's

941
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Speaker 1: bound to be a build up of scum in your crevices, right,

942
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't need a scum scrubber. I'm good,

943
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Speaker 1: and you just keep talking. Everyone has scum in their cracks,

944
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Speaker 1: and we feel that for this offer of thirty nine.

945
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Speaker 1: Do have scum in my crack? I don't need the scums. Also,

946
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Speaker 1: it also serves as a stain remover. Don't have scum stains? Okay, goodbye,

947
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Speaker 1: thanks for calling. Please stop calling me. I don't want

948
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Speaker 1: your propaty. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. With these scumbusters,

949
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Speaker 1: you're wasting your time. Take your scumbuster and clean your

950
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Speaker 1: own crevice. Miss Do you have do you have children?

951
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Speaker 1: Do you have anything to do with your life? Do

952
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Speaker 1: you have any time? Is this you're trying to kill time?

953
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Speaker 1: I was told you like talking to me, you like

954
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Speaker 1: me my voice? People to be called today um oh okay,

955
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Speaker 1: so you want it? You just want to talk to me?

956
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Speaker 1: Do you want to know what I'm wearing? Is that

957
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Speaker 1: it be some sort of pervert keeps calling random women.

958
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Speaker 1: This cleaning tool by Black and decond This is I'm

959
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Speaker 1: sure you got a big cleaning tool there, buddy. This

960
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Speaker 1: is not just any scumbuster. This is a black and

961
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Speaker 1: Dicker scumbuster. Oh okay, that sounds great. I'm sure you

962
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Speaker 1: like a black scumbuster and you're this unit has a

963
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Speaker 1: unique roller. What are you wearing, mister Haimer, I'm I'm

964
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Speaker 1: wearing Savings and Deals stump buster and shove it up.

965
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Speaker 1: Your stopped caught on me? Hello? Oh yes, this is

966
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Speaker 1: mister Michael Oppenheimer with the skullbuster. Extreme is mister Michael open?

967
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Speaker 1: Who can I help you with? I like scumbuster. Yes,

968
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Speaker 1: it's got a big handle, and I don't so I

969
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Speaker 1: have no thing to do but harass is lady all day?

970
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Speaker 1: Thirty nine dollars and ninety nine cents for thirty nine

971
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Speaker 1: dollars and ninety nine cents, and I still can't find

972
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Speaker 1: anybody to love me or scrub I can't even get

973
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Speaker 1: a hooker for thirty nine dollars and ninety nine cents.

974
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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna rouse people. I'm an Oppenheimer. Would you

975
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Speaker 1: like me to send one to your house now? The

976
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: hard to reach areas like falls, I take the skumbuster

977
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Speaker 1: and I pleasure myself. And hard to reach areas like

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Speaker 1: the bales rooms, you know. Other thoughtful details included. Thoughtful

979
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Speaker 1: details include the fact that I collect Barbie dolls and

980
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Speaker 1: I like to dress them up at night and dance around. Then.

981
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Speaker 1: Sometimes I wear my mom's underwear, because of course I

982
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Speaker 1: live with her. I'm an opho. It comes with a

983
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Speaker 1: rechargeable battery that provides twenty five minutes of time. I'm

984
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Speaker 1: sure I need rechargeable batteries because I don't have a

985
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Speaker 1: real woman. You have an air pump that goes with it.

986
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Speaker 1: Maybe blow one up for me. I must tell you

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Speaker 1: that the cleaning tool measures approximately Oh yeah, I like

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Speaker 1: to measure my cleaning tools. I have to use a

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Speaker 1: your dog. I'm an appenheimer, and you've been phone tat hello.

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Speaker 1: What my name is? Scary Jones? When I was to

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Speaker 1: run in the Morning Show, and you've been and you've

994
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Speaker 1: been phone tapped. Alight, Jeremy did it? And you used

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Speaker 1: rain in the Morning show. Yeah, so there is a

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Speaker 1: frozen pizza I love and it's actually a restaurant in

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Speaker 1: You put it in for like four minutes and it

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Speaker 1: you know from Shark Tank. She she's turned out to

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Speaker 1: be a great friend and she's just a delight. And

1041
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 1: every time we've had her on the show, can we

1042
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: get her on the show again? Every time you talk

1043
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: about her, I'm like, oh, she's awesome. She she's offer

1044
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 1: a rocker, but she's fabulous. That's cool. But I got

1045
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: a text from her the other day. She has a

1046
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: friend who uh she wants to uh. She said, this

1047
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 1: friend of mine is just the best in the world,

1048
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: and I want to hook him up. Oh. So so

1049
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 1: she requested the hook up and I'm like, gosh, I

1050
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: was thinking to my friends, and it must say a

1051
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: lot about me. I don't have one friend I would

1052
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: hook up with anyone, you know what. I'm saying I

1053
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I mean they all have, you know,

1054
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 1: their own thing, and I'm like, I wouldn't wish them

1055
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: on my worst enemy. And then you get into the

1056
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: sticky situation when it inevitably goes wrong where they both

1057
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: try to talk to you about it and get angry

1058
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: at you. Yeah, and I'm like, I was just doing

1059
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:35,760
Speaker 1: you a favor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they have a problem,

1060
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 1: then it's your problem. Who's on the phone, is it,

1061
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny? Uncle Johnny? He should be? He wakes up

1062
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: at like like three am. When you're that age, you

1063
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 1: wake up at three Is it because you don't think

1064
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: you got much time so you want to use it wisely? Yeah? Yeah,

1065
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: not at all. That's not it. It's just you know,

1066
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 1: you don't you don't require as much sleep, Danielle, I'm

1067
00:56:54,880 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: just kikay, Uncle Johnny, how are writing? Why are you

1068
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,240
Speaker 1: at the hospital? What's going on? I'm at the hospital

1069
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: because they, uh, I went in yesterday. I had a

1070
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 1: distant appointment. They found out that I had a little

1071
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,760
Speaker 1: liquid on my lungs, so they wanted me to stay

1072
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 1: over and just take the liquid out, which they've done,

1073
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: and I'm waiting for them to stand, sit up, and

1074
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 1: so you're doing you're here, okay, Oh yeah, I'm okay. Yeah. Now,

1075
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: how do you get liquid on your lungs? You have

1076
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: a martini and it goes to the wrong place. What

1077
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: happens is when they when I had opened hot surgery,

1078
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: they cracked your test open and it causes liquid to

1079
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: get down through. All right, But but now it's all

1080
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: taken care of and I'm good. I'm fine. All right.

1081
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 1: I didn't tell anybody I was here. I didn't want

1082
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: no one knows. I mean, we only have ten million

1083
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 1: people listening. But we're excited to see you this Friday,

1084
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. Yeah, I know, I'm looking forward to it.

1085
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: All right. Well, I've got good news and bad news.

1086
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: The good news and bad news. The good news is

1087
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 1: you're coming in to concoct something delicious to drink for us.

1088
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: But we're doing something different this week. We want you

1089
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 1: to make us a mocktail. A mocktail you don't want

1090
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: to liquor? Yeah, no, he doesn't want to do that.

1091
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 1: I've just not want to do that at all. I've

1092
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: never really liked that. But no, but Uncle Johnny, you

1093
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: know I feel since you are a master bartender. Yes, well,

1094
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: because I had planned on something special. Well, I know, okay,

1095
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:35,439
Speaker 1: well this is this is something very special. We think

1096
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 1: that in order in order to be known as a

1097
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: great bartender, you should also be able to mix up

1098
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 1: a mocktail, yes, an alcohol free cocktail. Well, what I

1099
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 1: will do is because I got this because it's the

1100
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: beginning of a new year, and I decided everything is

1101
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: supposed to be healthy, right, everybody. So I went out

1102
00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 1: and I got avocados and been n is and I

1103
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: go by, yes, and I was gonna mix that with alcohol.

1104
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: But I could do both. I could make you a

1105
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 1: fabulous healthy mocktail, and then I could make one who

1106
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: is not a skin of quicker. Right, put a little

1107
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 1: in there for you. Okay, I like that, you know, No,

1108
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 1: that that's versatility. I think that makes a lot of sense.

1109
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: So it's delicious with or without alcohol. I like that, Yes,

1110
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: and it's very healthy for you, and you know, and

1111
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: there's nothing more smooth than a nice sweet avocado cocktail,

1112
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 1: absolutely avocado and bananas. Go well, okay, all right, okay,

1113
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 1: So that's Friday. So you can choose either alcohol or

1114
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: Song's alcohol. I love that. I think that's that's even

1115
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 1: that's even better. All right, great idea. And by the way,

1116
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like that you went to

1117
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: the hospital yesterday and you didn't let me know. Yeah. Well,

1118
00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 1: I didn't want it at anybody because I wasn't sure

1119
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: that I was going in. I was just going for

1120
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: a radio check up. And then they said to me that,

1121
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 1: you know, would you mind staying over? I said, well,

1122
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: I have plans. Ep So some meet people and they goes, oh, well, Johnny,

1123
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 1: please could you do Okay? Well, I'm glad that you

1124
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 1: did what they wanted you to do. That's that's ruining um.

1125
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 1: All right, uncle Johnny, we love you. Get out of

1126
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,439
Speaker 1: that hospital. Let's talk later, and I'm ready for your

1127
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 1: mock and cocktail coming up. A Healthy for the New Year,

1128
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: all right? Perfect. You gotta come up with a name

1129
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 1: for that between now and Friday. Okay, he's gonna call

1130
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: it Healthy for the New Year. Yea, all right, Love you,

1131
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: uncle Johnny, Love you. Helloa. Oh by the way, have

1132
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: you seen your new Hello Lady shirts that are coming out?

1133
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: I heard about them, I haven't seen them. Well, they're

1134
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 1: going on sale Friday. We have, of course set some

1135
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: aside for you. But we found that people were going

1136
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: online and finding a way to go ahead and buy them.

1137
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: Yes they did. They're cheating. I know they may be

1138
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: sold out by Friday. It's got me on pist You

1139
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: did you? Yeah? Because I wanted to make sure that

1140
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: I got one. This is for this is for listeners,

1141
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: is for Uncle Johnny's fans. Look, it's going to the chair. Okay,

1142
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: we'll leave it at that. Okay, thank you, Uncle Johnny.

1143
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: Love you. I love you guys that I'll see your Friday. Okay,

1144
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 1: see your Friday. I may see you soon. All right,

1145
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: what's your question? You? Yeah you did want Lika? I

1146
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't even know her. No, Hello, trying

1147
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: one like it? He's all good, stop it, stop it.

1148
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 1: Can we move on? I have so many questions. We

1149
01:01:37,600 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: got to move on now? What is this Sarah gun

1150
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,439
Speaker 1: that everyone's shooting each other with? This thing? So so

1151
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 1: um Andrew got it for Christmas Andrew's family. It's four

1152
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, but he said it's the best like massage

1153
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: thing ever. He brought it in. Is this the one

1154
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 1: you're talking about last year? The Thara gun? Yes? Now,

1155
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: where did you first hear about the Fara gun. So

1156
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: my dad when he's Achilles snapped to of therapy for it,

1157
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 1: and the therapist or the rehab person said, the thera

1158
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 1: gun was perfect. That's amazing. It looks like a heavy dude,

1159
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 1: like a jackhammer. Like you can actually go out to

1160
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 1: the street and just go all the way down to

1161
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: the sewer. Yeah, it's intense, but here we'll come. Do

1162
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: me absolutely all right. I like your Mickey Mouse's sweat shirt.

1163
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 1: That's nice too. That looks like that looks like a

1164
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 1: premium shirt. While he's doing you, you've got to tell

1165
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: everybody how you're feeling. I know it's gonna vibrate me.

1166
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:30,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it. It's gonna sound like I'm being right. Okay,

1167
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 1: turn on the thera gun. Here we go, Okay, right there, Okay,

1168
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh oh holy oh shit. Suit, Oh

1169
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: my god. I'd pay four or fitting. It has different attachments,

1170
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: so if you have certain trigger points and stuff, I

1171
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 1: don't okay, I'll go, oh my gosh. And even when

1172
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 1: you turn it off, it's still feeling good. You do

1173
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 1: mind right here again, that's amazing, thank you. But I

1174
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't put that on my private parts. Great already did great.

1175
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 1: You put that. You put on the on the private parts.

1176
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: I couldn't resist because it was vibrating so well in

1177
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 1: my back I felt like other places in my body

1178
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 1: it would feel good. You're disgusting. It really does work

1179
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: very nicely. So no, if you put that on your

1180
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,360
Speaker 1: on your private parts, it would hurt those. You don't

1181
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 1: put it on really hard. You like, let it, Thank you,

1182
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 1: thank you, d get out of here. You're such a

1183
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 1: perv anyway. So it's called the Fara gun, Yes, the

1184
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 1: Farra gun, and it is can't go to Amazon or whatever,

1185
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 1: and you get um, yeah, they have it on Amazon,

1186
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: and you go to faragun dot com too. It looks

1187
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: like one of those specialty medical devices. You can only

1188
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 1: buy them in the same stores that sell like prosthetically.

1189
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: Walkers and parents pay retail for that for and that's

1190
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: a lot of money. So not a sponsor. They must

1191
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: look you. Yes, because I've been having it band issues,

1192
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:00,560
Speaker 1: so this helps it band in the leg because I

1193
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: run so that I so this thing breaks it up,

1194
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 1: you know by the way he runs, But he's not

1195
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 1: running like marathons. He just runs every time he sees

1196
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 1: me walking in the Yeah, he runs like, oh, I

1197
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:17,480
Speaker 1: gotta go all right, okay, Sarah gun Yes, but by

1198
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 1: the way, they're not sponsors of ours. I mean, no

1199
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 1: one can afford. There's got to be a version of

1200
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,760
Speaker 1: this that's a lot less expensive. I think they have

1201
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 1: a new one coming out a sale. Yeah, hold on

1202
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 1: a second. You can also do the same thing with

1203
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 1: a lacrosse ball and a jigsaw. You put a lacrosse

1204
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: ball on your jigsaw, which sounds like you're you're playing

1205
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:41,680
Speaker 1: with fate. Possibly, go on, Yeah, it sounds like that's

1206
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 1: a great idea if you're really not into trouble at all. Yeah,

1207
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:49,880
Speaker 1: oh boy, all right, thank you, enjoy I love you.

1208
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 1: Thanks for vibrating the morning show. Seriously, that felt so good.

1209
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:58,440
Speaker 1: I think my wedding may be called off. Did you

1210
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 1: just see? Yeah? Wow? What scary. Not a good gift though.

1211
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: If you live alone because you can't do it, how

1212
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 1: am I gonna get you can do yourself? Andrew's parents

1213
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 1: with him. He lives by himself, you know. Yeah, all right,

1214
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 1: let's get into the Danielle Report. Danielle freshly vibrated and

1215
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 1: ready for a Danielle Report. Ready, you guys, remember the

1216
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 1: Fox reality show from twenty two thousand and three called

1217
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: Paradise Hotel. No, yeah, me neither, but they're bringing it back.

1218
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 1: Oh good, Curtly, it loves an impression. I think it

1219
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: was one of those where everybody was sleeping with each

1220
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 1: other and at the end, you see who was last.

1221
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:38,360
Speaker 1: We called that the Elvis Drain Morning Show rapper Cupcake

1222
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 1: cause some concern. Yesterday she tweeted out about wanting to

1223
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: commit suicide. Remember we talked about that. Yeah, brought love Cupcakes.

1224
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: I love her. It broke my heart when I saw that.

1225
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:49,960
Speaker 1: I didn't even know she was struggling with things. Thankfully,

1226
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 1: she tweeted that she did go to the hospital and

1227
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 1: she's finally getting the help that she needs. So thank

1228
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:57,720
Speaker 1: goodness for that. Lady Ganga's band romance video reached one

1229
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: billion views on YouTube. Congratulations to miss Gaga. I think

1230
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 1: we put it over the edge yesterday when we started

1231
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 1: the show with it. You're welcome, You're welcome, Gaga. Yeah,

1232
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:09,760
Speaker 1: you're welcome Gaga. So Kim Kardashian has helped a few

1233
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: people get out of prison, So now she's getting tons

1234
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: of letters from inmates around the country. They all want

1235
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: her to do the same thing. For them, get them

1236
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 1: out of prison. Could you imagine some of the letters

1237
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian gets from inmates. I can just imagine. We

1238
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 1: get some interesting ones here. We definitely do. Yeah, still

1239
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 1: letters are the best letters are. There's a Venom sequel

1240
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 1: in the works that is official, so if you're a fan,

1241
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:42,200
Speaker 1: you'll be excited about that one. Um Mario Batali. Um,

1242
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 1: he's off the hook on the two sexual assault allegations

1243
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:48,360
Speaker 1: due to lack of evidence. And there's an old video

1244
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: from twenty ten that resurface of Gordon Ramsay being very

1245
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:55,320
Speaker 1: inappropriate with Sophia Vagara on the Tonight Show, So I

1246
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 1: don't know if I saw that. It is kind of creepy.

1247
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 1: Whom weird? Tonight we have the mass Singer. The series

1248
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 1: to me of the Goldberg has been off called Schooled.

1249
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:08,120
Speaker 1: You also, of course have Chicago Fire, Chicago Med, Modern Family.

1250
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 1: You're the worst. I'm sorry, and over Netflix, I know

1251
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 1: I'm watching Chaitaki Creek and what are you watching? Elvish? No, No,

1252
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 1: it's a shit Sue Creek. Yes, Sue Creek, right, you're watching.

1253
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:28,240
Speaker 1: I already finished it. Escape from a Dentee Moore, I

1254
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:32,760
Speaker 1: am in a cannib stool. Let me all right, No,

1255
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:37,880
Speaker 1: it's done done. I can't remember the name of the Yeah,

1256
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 1: it's so fantastic. It's the best seven episodes I've seen

1257
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 1: in a long time. But next, I'm going to you next. Oh, yes,

1258
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 1: great job. I don't watch you. I'm telling you you're

1259
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 1: gonna want to wipe your digital footprint off the planet.

1260
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,920
Speaker 1: And Gandhi is liking Black Mirror. So if you want

1261
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 1: to watch black black Mirra, Mirror, Oh mirror. Everybody knows

1262
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: what I mean. I don't have an accent. I know

1263
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 1: you don't, not at all. Miss part of today's show.

1264
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 1: Stuff gets awkward real quick. Open the iHeartRadio app and

1265
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:10,440
Speaker 1: here everything you missed with Elvis Durand on demand. It

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01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 1: grows like six inches in three hours. Full versions of

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Speaker 1: every show posted every day. Just search Kelvis Durant on

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Speaker 1: demand only on the iHeartRadio app. Elvis duran in the

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01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: Morning Show. So if you're hiring, Zip Recruiter has revolutionized

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Speaker 1: how you're gonna do it. Their technology identifies people with

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Speaker 1: the right experience and then they invite them to apply

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Speaker 1: to your job. They find the great candidates for you.

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Speaker 1: Try it for free today. Zip recruiter dot com slash

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Speaker 1: Elvis Zip recruiter the smartest way to hires. Oh my god,

1275
01:08:53,439 --> 01:09:09,760
Speaker 1: what's crazy? All cyclo popping bottles. I'm on a boat, bitch. Yes,

1276
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,559
Speaker 1: we're so excited because Friday we're opening up the Elvis

1277
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: Durand Morning Show merch store at Elvis Durand dot com.

1278
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 1: We have these new Holo Lady t shirts and sweatshirts,

1279
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 1: and of course we're raising money, but proceeds going to

1280
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:33,360
Speaker 1: I believe Trevor Projects. Yes, the Trevor Project. That's that's

1281
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:38,760
Speaker 1: Andrew everyone. Yes. So these shirts do not officially go

1282
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,400
Speaker 1: on sale till Friday. Yes, but I received a text

1283
01:09:42,479 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 1: this morning from someone saying, oh my god, I figured

1284
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 1: out the code word and I went ahead and bought

1285
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:50,040
Speaker 1: my shirt. So apparently you guys already have the website

1286
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:53,920
Speaker 1: up yep up, but we but not thinking anyone would

1287
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,479
Speaker 1: know about it, but people were finding it exactly. Yeah.

1288
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:59,280
Speaker 1: So Alex calls me and says, wait a minute, I

1289
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 1: need to get shirts from my aunt. Right there's Ali,

1290
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: Good morning, Alex, good morning. And I said, holy crap,

1291
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,160
Speaker 1: you better order. These people have found out a way

1292
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,439
Speaker 1: to crack into the system to order shirts. They're all

1293
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,400
Speaker 1: gonna be sold out by Friday when we announced the

1294
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 1: store is open. Yeah, so we're doing a pre sale

1295
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 1: youth code elvish. No we're not. No, stop my dad.

1296
01:10:23,360 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 1: They're not supposed to go on sale till Friday. So Alex, yeah,

1297
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,280
Speaker 1: so you you you sheet of the system. You went

1298
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 1: on and you to the special site and you order.

1299
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,840
Speaker 1: How many did you order? I ordered a whole bunch,

1300
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:40,760
Speaker 1: three hundred and twenty seven dollars worth of shirts, so

1301
01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:44,519
Speaker 1: we got three shirts on morn. Yeah, and I ordered

1302
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:46,439
Speaker 1: a shirt this morning as well because somebody asked me

1303
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 1: for a certain size, so I went and I ordered. Okay,

1304
01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:51,160
Speaker 1: so as you know, it's not they're not supposed to

1305
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 1: be on sale till Friday. But I wanted Alex to

1306
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:56,040
Speaker 1: you know, look, you know it's insiders information. Nothing wrong

1307
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:59,200
Speaker 1: with that, right. Yeah. I had to get my aunt

1308
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:01,680
Speaker 1: and then myself. And then when I was doing is,

1309
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:04,200
Speaker 1: I was at work, I having coffee with my friends

1310
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, we want one. So I was like,

1311
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:09,640
Speaker 1: all right, I'm what everybody that was having coffee with

1312
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 1: me your shirt. Look. The good news is your Trevor

1313
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,760
Speaker 1: Project is going to receive you know the proceeds. The

1314
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 1: bad news is this is supposed to be for you know,

1315
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 1: our listeners, and we're hogging up all of her inventory.

1316
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 1: Bad all right? All right, well now that you have,

1317
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:28,599
Speaker 1: Now that my fiance has ordered his shirts, we can

1318
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:32,600
Speaker 1: announce to the public. Perfect. Does anyone else need to

1319
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:37,040
Speaker 1: order before we announced to the world? No, okay, they're

1320
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 1: going to sell, all right, Alex, So you're safe now,

1321
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:43,120
Speaker 1: right you ordered? Yes? I did? I'm all good, all right,

1322
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 1: all right, I'll talk to you later, all right, I

1323
01:11:46,479 --> 01:11:51,240
Speaker 1: love love you love you. All right. So, now, if

1324
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:53,519
Speaker 1: you want to go order the Elvis dran Holo Lady

1325
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:58,200
Speaker 1: t shirts and sweatshirts, yes, with proceeds benefiting Trevor Project,

1326
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:02,600
Speaker 1: go to the shop forward dot com. You're gonna the

1327
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,559
Speaker 1: shop forward dot com dot com. Yep. And what's the

1328
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:12,800
Speaker 1: promo code? All lowercase Elvis. Oh there's yeah, we got,

1329
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,519
Speaker 1: we got. We got really creative with the promo code.

1330
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,439
Speaker 1: We got our best people on the computers. Hold now,

1331
01:12:18,439 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 1: web girl Kathleen is so mad because you know, she

1332
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:23,320
Speaker 1: you guys have been working so hard on this merch

1333
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:24,760
Speaker 1: store and she didn't want this stuff to go on

1334
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:28,439
Speaker 1: sale till Friday. And now we're you know, it's gonna

1335
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:31,400
Speaker 1: be sold out within the hour. Oh look, she's flaming

1336
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:34,120
Speaker 1: open the door because now you're taking away traffic from

1337
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:36,760
Speaker 1: Elvis to Rand dot com. You guys know about this

1338
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,240
Speaker 1: thing called web goals where I had to hit certain

1339
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,640
Speaker 1: amount of numbers, and now you're telling people to go

1340
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:43,760
Speaker 1: directly to I'm not even gonna say the website. I

1341
01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 1: was gonna siphon everybody through elvistrand dot com and I

1342
01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:48,240
Speaker 1: was going to coast the rest of the year. Okay,

1343
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:55,680
Speaker 1: it's only January, guys, you're screwing me already. It's hold on.

1344
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:57,080
Speaker 1: Can you go ahead and turn on the merch store

1345
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:59,280
Speaker 1: at Elvis Durrand dot com. Yes, I'm gonna put shop

1346
01:12:59,320 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 1: in our navigation and borrow elvistrand dot com elvistrand dot

1347
01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,280
Speaker 1: com to get your T shirts. When when will that

1348
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:06,080
Speaker 1: be up? When will it be five minutes? All right?

1349
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,559
Speaker 1: So wait, in five minutes, go to Elvis durand dot

1350
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,400
Speaker 1: com and shop through there so web girl Kathleen can

1351
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 1: keep her job. She's all pissed off. Look at her.

1352
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:20,000
Speaker 1: Make it everybody hate me today? She is, but angry gun.

1353
01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 1: I'll go get he don't worry, web girl, Kathleen, the

1354
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:27,040
Speaker 1: thor gun is on its way. She's happy now, all right,

1355
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:30,280
Speaker 1: so it's uh yeah. In a few moments, go to

1356
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:34,160
Speaker 1: Elvis durand dot Com. Hit the shop tab and the

1357
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:43,799
Speaker 1: promo code is all lowercase Elvis. What's wrong? Small? No scary?

1358
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:48,120
Speaker 1: You have your size waiting for you. Here we only

1359
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:53,599
Speaker 1: have smalls laughs, a y Andrew, come here? How limited

1360
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 1: is this quantity? What sounds pretty? Smalls? Now, what can

1361
01:13:57,439 --> 01:13:59,880
Speaker 1: we do? Can we get some more other sizes? And yess?

1362
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,160
Speaker 1: How to click the medium or the large buttons? Not

1363
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:04,640
Speaker 1: that hard? They said, there's only smalls available. No, no,

1364
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:09,479
Speaker 1: that's what they're saying. Who check it out. You have

1365
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,720
Speaker 1: to go. You've got to click the other size and

1366
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,840
Speaker 1: it's right there. If it's sold out, there will be

1367
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,560
Speaker 1: an X on it. You're you can't get it. I

1368
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:20,920
Speaker 1: think they're saying, there's it's okay, my boyfriend get all

1369
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:23,920
Speaker 1: the shirts. Well that's important, all right, thank you, thank you,

1370
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,000
Speaker 1: Sorry everybody, this is a great idea. This is going

1371
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:28,599
Speaker 1: swimmingly well. Now you can still get so you can

1372
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,640
Speaker 1: still at the other producer, Sam, No, I'm just so.

1373
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 1: My favorite moments are the ones where I just get

1374
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:36,760
Speaker 1: to sit here and watch the show. I am so entertained. Yes,

1375
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:40,640
Speaker 1: me too. What's up, Brody? Whose idea was it? To

1376
01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:44,479
Speaker 1: make the secret word? Elvis? That's that's your code for

1377
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:47,200
Speaker 1: every live commercial you do. It's always out. You want

1378
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 1: to make it avocado or something? You don't make it

1379
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:52,439
Speaker 1: like is your password on your on your Twitter account? Elvis?

1380
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:54,400
Speaker 1: Like they gotta come up with a better name than that.

1381
01:14:54,479 --> 01:14:56,800
Speaker 1: Then be upset that people figure it out. All right,

1382
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:59,720
Speaker 1: we gotta figure it Andrew. All right, everyone, now, let's

1383
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:01,960
Speaker 1: let's not get all upset. What do you see in there?

1384
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:07,160
Speaker 1: Straight name? There are other sizes? Yeah. Can I make

1385
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:09,640
Speaker 1: a request for the next batch too? I'd like a

1386
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:13,839
Speaker 1: cameo print that says hello lady. Well, here's my challenge.

1387
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:15,800
Speaker 1: I want everyone on the show to come up with

1388
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:19,240
Speaker 1: their own design. Yes, if you want to do came

1389
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:21,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want to do came with my I know,

1390
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:23,559
Speaker 1: with hashtag I want to use for my Okay, yeah,

1391
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,960
Speaker 1: because I have one I'm thinking about doing. And Froggy,

1392
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 1: you need to have your own shirt or a sweatshirt

1393
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:30,439
Speaker 1: or I agree. I think I'm gonna have the eldest

1394
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:35,800
Speaker 1: trant I'm in a bad mood, black hoodie. Keep in mind,

1395
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,639
Speaker 1: not only will you have your own shirt to sell,

1396
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 1: but you'll also have your own charity that the proceeds

1397
01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:42,360
Speaker 1: will go to. Yes, producer Sam, I feel like this

1398
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:45,799
Speaker 1: is a press conference, Yes, producer Sam. May I have joggers?

1399
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,880
Speaker 1: Can I make joggers? Or were only doing shirts? I

1400
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,599
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, I don't think they do joggers yet.

1401
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:53,000
Speaker 1: We'll find out. No. Yeah, you know you're listening to

1402
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:55,960
Speaker 1: us as we're putting it together. We're creating, we're creating.

1403
01:15:56,360 --> 01:16:00,400
Speaker 1: Who's on the phone. I can't understand? Drunk? Why is

1404
01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,880
Speaker 1: it calling? Great? Why are you calling? What's the name

1405
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 1: of the website again? Elvis doing Elvis duran? Dot com?

1406
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:08,599
Speaker 1: Oh after, where I gotta go buy the shirts? Yes,

1407
01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,920
Speaker 1: all right, dot com. I'm gonna go. I don't think.

1408
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,599
Speaker 1: I don't think it's open yet. It's gonna be open.

1409
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:15,080
Speaker 1: The merch store will be open there in just a

1410
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:17,640
Speaker 1: few moments. And I have to design my own shirt too. No,

1411
01:16:18,439 --> 01:16:20,479
Speaker 1: not no, that's later. And if you don't want to

1412
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 1: participate with that, you don't have to. I want to participate.

1413
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:26,759
Speaker 1: Well know, you asked as if it was a campaign

1414
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:28,160
Speaker 1: in the ass that you had to come up with

1415
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:30,080
Speaker 1: your own shirt. No, I'm just finding out now it

1416
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:33,040
Speaker 1: was not talked about a post shoal meeting. Well, yes

1417
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:36,960
Speaker 1: it was actually yes, really I got we gotta go,

1418
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: I gotta go now, we gotta go first, I'm going

1419
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:42,759
Speaker 1: right now, going bye bye bye bye. People are asking

1420
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,280
Speaker 1: for tank tops. Oh yeah, for the summer. That'd be cute.

1421
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:49,760
Speaker 1: All right, what's that brody? Oh, my shirt's gonna say

1422
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:52,360
Speaker 1: brody and scary. My shirt's gonna say scary and brody.

1423
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:56,960
Speaker 1: Can we meet golf shirts competition? I mean golf shirts,

1424
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:00,360
Speaker 1: golf shirts, you know what, froggy. If we can, we will.

1425
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,559
Speaker 1: I'm we're not quite sure if we can do joggers

1426
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,680
Speaker 1: or suits, suits and ties. I know we can do

1427
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:08,600
Speaker 1: bags because this company does bags, right, so I know

1428
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:10,400
Speaker 1: we can probably do like a tote bag or something

1429
01:17:10,439 --> 01:17:12,080
Speaker 1: like that. All right, Yeah, and we already talked about

1430
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:15,880
Speaker 1: the album's toe and Garrett, we'll have a gluten free

1431
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:18,160
Speaker 1: shirt for you. I want it, okay, all right? All

1432
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:23,240
Speaker 1: type one shirt for diabetic Oh that's a hashtag type one. Okay,

1433
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,760
Speaker 1: let's go around the room. Well, you know, let's start

1434
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:27,800
Speaker 1: with producer Sam, what's on your mind today? So I'm

1435
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:31,520
Speaker 1: at it again, you guys, I am mini celebrity crushing

1436
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,240
Speaker 1: and this is a pattern of mine. I think the

1437
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:35,679
Speaker 1: last one was our friend Christian who played Frankie Valley

1438
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:38,280
Speaker 1: on Norwegian Bliss. I totally was smitten by him when

1439
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,320
Speaker 1: I met him. Right And I found this show on

1440
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:44,360
Speaker 1: Netflix called Death by Magic and it's a magician who

1441
01:17:44,439 --> 01:17:47,000
Speaker 1: does all of these famous tricks that have killed magicians

1442
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:50,240
Speaker 1: in the past. So each episode he's doing something awesome. Well,

1443
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:53,000
Speaker 1: I found him on Instagram, casually slid into his DMS.

1444
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 1: Didn't think anything was going to happen. We started a

1445
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:57,400
Speaker 1: little hitty chat and from his point of view, he's

1446
01:17:57,439 --> 01:17:59,559
Speaker 1: probably like, oh, this is so his name, young fan.

1447
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:03,479
Speaker 1: He was by DMC. His name is Drummond Money Coats

1448
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:07,360
Speaker 1: the o Utts. He's English, he's bald, he's rucky, he

1449
01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:11,240
Speaker 1: has tattoos, he does magic, he's tall, he dress as well.

1450
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,840
Speaker 1: He's very sweet. Oh there he is. I am so

1451
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:16,880
Speaker 1: crushing on this guy. Low key, I'm following him. Yeah,

1452
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm really like, I'm gonna keep reaching out to him,

1453
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:21,479
Speaker 1: try and get him on the show. Everything's fine, it's

1454
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:24,800
Speaker 1: not agenda that show on Netflix. Death by Magic is

1455
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:27,640
Speaker 1: doing really well. By the way, It's so good you

1456
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 1: definitely have to check it out. All right, So now

1457
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,479
Speaker 1: you've given out the information, people are gonna be crushing

1458
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:34,360
Speaker 1: on your crush. What's up? Gandhi? Okay, So we were

1459
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,599
Speaker 1: sort of having a conversation off the air about tipping,

1460
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:38,880
Speaker 1: and it really made me wonder how late is too

1461
01:18:38,960 --> 01:18:40,680
Speaker 1: late to get in like a New Year's tip, a

1462
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:43,960
Speaker 1: New Year tip? And am I supposed to tip? If

1463
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 1: I have five or six different dorman? Do I tip

1464
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:50,160
Speaker 1: every single one of them? Or just my favorite? Oh?

1465
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,639
Speaker 1: This is getting it year? You tape all? You tip

1466
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:55,080
Speaker 1: all your dormant? Yeah, every single one? Okay, what do

1467
01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:58,320
Speaker 1: I give him? Thousands? Oh? I knew it. Welcome to

1468
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 1: the New York, New Jersey area. I'm gonna be next holiday.

1469
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:04,080
Speaker 1: I'll work with you on the Okay, we'll help you out. Hey, Danielle, Hello,

1470
01:19:04,320 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 1: what's going on? So yesterday my nine year old son

1471
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:09,800
Speaker 1: is hanging out at home and he says, mom, is

1472
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:13,519
Speaker 1: Selene Dion a real person? And like, oh yeah, why?

1473
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:15,840
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, you know the cartoons that I've

1474
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,200
Speaker 1: been watching, they've been poking fun at Selene Dion, but

1475
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:19,760
Speaker 1: I think they made her up. I didn't think she

1476
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:22,840
Speaker 1: was real, and I just really, wy are cartoons poking

1477
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:26,559
Speaker 1: First Park? Something like? No, we did not watch South

1478
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:29,200
Speaker 1: Park at nine? And I couldn't believe that he didn't

1479
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 1: know that Selene Dion was not a real person. And

1480
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:34,519
Speaker 1: I was like, am I that old that you don't

1481
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:38,280
Speaker 1: know Celene Dion is a real person. If it's cartoons

1482
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: for nine year olds, why are they even mentioning Selene?

1483
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:42,439
Speaker 1: I know, man, maybe she's a joke in the cartoons.

1484
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:45,519
Speaker 1: That's what he was telling me. She's real, as real

1485
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:47,479
Speaker 1: as real can be. Hey, what's up, Scott? I was

1486
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:50,160
Speaker 1: so excited for the birth of my second nephew, Nico,

1487
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:52,760
Speaker 1: that now I went to go visit my sister a

1488
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:55,280
Speaker 1: third time, like we keep hanging out now, I feel

1489
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:57,360
Speaker 1: like this is bond. And I finally picked up the

1490
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 1: baby and held you dropped the baby? No, no, no,

1491
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,280
Speaker 1: I know how to cradle now, I know how to

1492
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:04,960
Speaker 1: hold the head. I'm starting at your breastfeed your nephew.

1493
01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:09,240
Speaker 1: I'm starting to learn things that I'll never know because

1494
01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have my kids on my own, so I

1495
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:13,240
Speaker 1: know the best. Damn uncle. At least you know how

1496
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:17,160
Speaker 1: to lock tate. I'm a funcal you'rectating, you're spotting your blouse?

1497
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:19,720
Speaker 1: Well good, you know what you are? A fun call? Yes,

1498
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:22,760
Speaker 1: you're a fun uncle. Yes. Yeah. Is as close to

1499
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 1: a child as you'll ever get. Oh. By the way,

1500
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,280
Speaker 1: I had to buy a present for Lucas as well,

1501
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:28,600
Speaker 1: the older brother, because you can't buy one and not

1502
01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:30,800
Speaker 1: the other, is what I'm saying. So you can have

1503
01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:35,479
Speaker 1: a favorite. No, no, no, you can have a favorite complex.

1504
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:37,920
Speaker 1: Let's get into sound with Garrett. What's going on? All right?

1505
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:40,320
Speaker 1: Let's talk about this is going viral from the other day.

1506
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:43,640
Speaker 1: So Bohemian Rahapsody won the Golden Globe on Sunday and

1507
01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:47,240
Speaker 1: on Monday, the guards outside of Buckingham Palace. Uh they

1508
01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:59,599
Speaker 1: performed Queen's Bohemian Rahpsody with their instruments. This is an

1509
01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 1: upstairs Queen Elizabeth listening to this? Who's starting my Belian Rhapsody?

1510
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:14,960
Speaker 1: I bet she's rocked out? Could making that banter downstairs

1511
01:21:15,439 --> 01:21:20,240
Speaker 1: Buckingham Palace? He should call him? Easy? Good Mama just killed?

1512
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:24,559
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to uh Iowa thirteen who TV.

1513
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:27,479
Speaker 1: They were talking about spotting Jason Momoa out in town

1514
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:30,719
Speaker 1: with his family, he flew to Iowa of course, depends

1515
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:35,080
Speaker 1: a quality time with Grahams. Mamoa was born in Hawaii,

1516
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:38,000
Speaker 1: but he was raised in Norwalk by his mom and

1517
01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:41,840
Speaker 1: his grandma. Along with giving Graham some aloha, he also

1518
01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:45,080
Speaker 1: treated more than a dozen family members to breakfast at

1519
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:49,200
Speaker 1: his favorite place, the Waveland Cafe. He ordered the meal

1520
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:51,840
Speaker 1: named for him. Of course. It is a double order

1521
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:55,639
Speaker 1: of biscuits and gravy over hash browns with a fried

1522
01:21:55,720 --> 01:22:01,160
Speaker 1: egg on top. Awesome. All right, now, we've been talking

1523
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:04,200
Speaker 1: about mishearing things like you know, Arianna Grandes, thank you.

1524
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:07,040
Speaker 1: Next we think we hear bacon eggs and we're just saying,

1525
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:09,519
Speaker 1: what did Grover say the other day on Session Street. Well,

1526
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,800
Speaker 1: there is a video out of a Lightning McQueen toy

1527
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:16,960
Speaker 1: from cars that plays a song that sounds inappropriate. Now,

1528
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,600
Speaker 1: the line in the song is sticking your finger in

1529
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:24,519
Speaker 1: a pie. But listen to what it sounds like, forget

1530
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:35,360
Speaker 1: this wonderful finger. Can you just say that that was pie?

1531
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:45,400
Speaker 1: If you hear the song, it's pie, But say book,

1532
01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:57,080
Speaker 1: I think they did. That was not pie. It is

1533
01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:00,880
Speaker 1: it is sticking my finger in the Here he played

1534
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:14,880
Speaker 1: it again. Hold on, where is it? There is a

1535
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:18,720
Speaker 1: pe in there, he says, but sticking little finger in.

1536
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:25,639
Speaker 1: But something's getting signed. Grover. Yes, yes, that's sounding excellent idea.

1537
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:28,760
Speaker 1: He said. That sounds like an excellent idea, don't you

1538
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:31,120
Speaker 1: That's not what he said. Producer Sam Yeah, that's all

1539
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:33,600
Speaker 1: I hear. That's what he says. No, that's not what

1540
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:36,599
Speaker 1: he says. It's moving forward. Let's go to ninety four

1541
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:40,840
Speaker 1: five in Birmingham. They played a commercial after the big

1542
01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:44,120
Speaker 1: Alabama Clemson game. Listen to this Landa Roberts coming to

1543
01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:47,759
Speaker 1: you once again from Academy Sports and Outdoors. John Hawkins

1544
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:51,320
Speaker 1: park wan over many Bama fans coming through getting all

1545
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:54,200
Speaker 1: of their title apparel. What a great win over Clemson.

1546
01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:58,280
Speaker 1: Clemson tide the sixth title in ten years. That's not right.

1547
01:23:58,439 --> 01:24:02,720
Speaker 1: That's a radio fail because Clemson beat Alabama, but Alabama

1548
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:05,599
Speaker 1: the Alabama radio station RATA come down to the store,

1549
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:08,400
Speaker 1: get your get your championship gear. Hey, if you have

1550
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:10,639
Speaker 1: championship gear, yeah, you won the game for the team

1551
01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:14,000
Speaker 1: that didn't win. So that's a radio fail. Let's move on.

1552
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:17,720
Speaker 1: Chester Bennington, his voice still lives on. Mark Morton from

1553
01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:20,320
Speaker 1: the band Lamb of God has his own album coming

1554
01:24:20,360 --> 01:24:23,599
Speaker 1: out in March. It's called cross Off. But here's Chester

1555
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:44,080
Speaker 1: Bennington's voice. So glad. I'm still heartbroken that we lost him. Yeah,

1556
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:46,000
Speaker 1: but it's great that you get to hear his voice

1557
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,679
Speaker 1: again and new music that we probably would have never heard,

1558
01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:54,720
Speaker 1: but now we get to hear it. You still have

1559
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:57,080
Speaker 1: an isolated track of Chester Bennington. It should be in

1560
01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:59,639
Speaker 1: the system. Yeah, scary, alright, keep going. All right, let's

1561
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:01,920
Speaker 1: go to LO twenty one news. They were talking about

1562
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:03,960
Speaker 1: a guy being arrested for doing some bad things. But

1563
01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:05,920
Speaker 1: listen to his name. It appears in a twenty one

1564
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,760
Speaker 1: year old Baltimore man known by the alias Doodo, but

1565
01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:12,200
Speaker 1: was arrested for a road rage style shooting ward ak

1566
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:15,560
Speaker 1: Do but was wanted for first degree murder and was

1567
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:21,280
Speaker 1: arrested in Pennsylvania. Sounds like alias like Batman's arch enemy.

1568
01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:24,960
Speaker 1: But if your name was Doodo, but you probably want

1569
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:27,479
Speaker 1: to kill people too, right, stop calling me Doodoo? But

1570
01:25:27,479 --> 01:25:30,520
Speaker 1: imagine the police thought, can I have your license in registration?

1571
01:25:30,560 --> 01:25:35,680
Speaker 1: Police do? But yes, it's but what's the problem. Interesting

1572
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:50,960
Speaker 1: His name was dood but prince Prince Doodoo. But who's

1573
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:55,920
Speaker 1: this on the phone. Let's go talk to Adrian. Hi, Adrian, Hi,

1574
01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 1: albos how are you? I'm fine, call me doodo. But

1575
01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:06,200
Speaker 1: what's going on? Well, today is National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day.

1576
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:12,320
Speaker 1: My husband is a police officer in Redding City, Pennsylvania. Um,

1577
01:26:12,520 --> 01:26:14,320
Speaker 1: so they're near and dear to my heart, and I

1578
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:16,240
Speaker 1: just kind of wanted to give a big thank you

1579
01:26:16,439 --> 01:26:19,840
Speaker 1: and shout out to all police officers everywhere because they're

1580
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:26,040
Speaker 1: very mistreated sometimes and um, you know it's they perform

1581
01:26:26,120 --> 01:26:28,920
Speaker 1: a very thankless job every single day. So I just

1582
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,879
Speaker 1: wanted to give a thank you and kind of appreciate

1583
01:26:30,920 --> 01:26:32,680
Speaker 1: you guys giving me a call to do that and

1584
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:34,840
Speaker 1: shout them out. Well, you know, Adrian, you know how

1585
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:37,120
Speaker 1: we feel about the men and women in blue, and

1586
01:26:37,479 --> 01:26:40,600
Speaker 1: uh I do. We always always take an opportunity at

1587
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:44,959
Speaker 1: every chance to say thank you to them. Absolutely absolutely,

1588
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:48,040
Speaker 1: it's National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day. It doesn't mean you

1589
01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:50,200
Speaker 1: need to if you see a police officer you tackle

1590
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:52,320
Speaker 1: them to the ground and start licking their face, but

1591
01:26:52,479 --> 01:26:55,000
Speaker 1: you can't. They would probably have a problem with that.

1592
01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:58,080
Speaker 1: But at the very least, just look though, right, yeah,

1593
01:26:58,120 --> 01:27:02,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna your husband, But at the very least you can,

1594
01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:05,439
Speaker 1: you can say thank you and acknowledge that they're putting

1595
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,240
Speaker 1: their lives on the line. And as a wife of

1596
01:27:09,439 --> 01:27:12,240
Speaker 1: of a police officer, you you are part of it.

1597
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:14,599
Speaker 1: We thank you for your service as well, and thank

1598
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:17,479
Speaker 1: you Adrian for a text again, thank you, have a

1599
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:20,960
Speaker 1: great day, you too. There you go. You think Adrian's

1600
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:24,640
Speaker 1: husband never arrested a duodu? But dood? But so did you?

1601
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:27,639
Speaker 1: Did you find it? Yes, you're you're playing a Chester

1602
01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:31,360
Speaker 1: h Yeah? Chester Bennington. His voice is on the new

1603
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:34,200
Speaker 1: song from Mark Morton. Yeah here it is, but my favorite.

1604
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:35,840
Speaker 1: Thank one of my favorite things from him, except for

1605
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:37,200
Speaker 1: the day he tried to teach me how to sing,

1606
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:43,360
Speaker 1: which was a fail on my part. Uh taking his vocals,

1607
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:47,880
Speaker 1: isolating them in the song numb. Yes, listen to him,

1608
01:27:57,280 --> 01:28:07,120
Speaker 1: but we're just like mag with someone, Tessa pointing, gosh,

1609
01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:11,000
Speaker 1: don't we have more isolated song voice? I'm sure. Yeah,

1610
01:28:11,040 --> 01:28:12,720
Speaker 1: I just gotta go in the back and find some

1611
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 1: love them. Well, remember when he was here, he sat

1612
01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:19,120
Speaker 1: right there, we're straight int is sitting. Yeah we should.

1613
01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:21,120
Speaker 1: We shouldn't let out anyone to use that chair over

1614
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:24,400
Speaker 1: again after he used it. Yeah, you gotta stand up,

1615
01:28:24,479 --> 01:28:31,960
Speaker 1: Mat for the rest of the time. Why is there

1616
01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:42,439
Speaker 1: so we really want to be a band that kind

1617
01:28:42,479 --> 01:28:46,240
Speaker 1: of melts the walls of genre and kind of becomes

1618
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:55,519
Speaker 1: its own thing that can't really be explained. Elvis ran

1619
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:58,639
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show remembers Chester Bennington of Lincoln Park

1620
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:03,040
Speaker 1: this New year. Before you make a generic resolution, make

1621
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:06,200
Speaker 1: a genetic resolution with twenty three in me. Receive more

1622
01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:08,840
Speaker 1: than ninety personalized insights with your twenty three in me

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01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:12,559
Speaker 1: Health plus Ancestry Kit by your DNA kit today at

1624
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:23,960
Speaker 1: twenty three and me dot Com slash Elvis straight Nate Ya, So,

1625
01:29:24,040 --> 01:29:26,920
Speaker 1: I brought my marshmallow helmet in for show and tell.

1626
01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:28,760
Speaker 1: I had it on the floor. You've been using it

1627
01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:31,800
Speaker 1: as a trash can. I had to empty it out. No,

1628
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:34,800
Speaker 1: I just emptied out all your notes. Sorry, that's my

1629
01:29:34,960 --> 01:29:39,479
Speaker 1: marshmallow helpings to the trash can. Use the trash can normally.

1630
01:29:39,600 --> 01:29:41,719
Speaker 1: After the day, I'll go and pick up any trash

1631
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:43,680
Speaker 1: that missed the trash can. And I guess it's just

1632
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,840
Speaker 1: winning the marsh marshmallow helmet. Yeah, that's not the trash can.

1633
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:49,240
Speaker 1: Maybe it's another use for what a great No, it's not.

1634
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:53,839
Speaker 1: It's it's marshmallows. He's very marshmallow. But if he marketed

1635
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:58,760
Speaker 1: marshmallow trash cans, I mean, okay, there could be something there,

1636
01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:00,479
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Hey, if we sold out of

1637
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:03,559
Speaker 1: our shirts and sweatschurch yet, I don't know. Web Girl Kathleena,

1638
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:06,800
Speaker 1: we sold out yet? No? Not yet? Uh yeah, it's

1639
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:08,800
Speaker 1: a coming. If you go to Elvis Duran dot com,

1640
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:11,440
Speaker 1: they're supposed to go on sell Friday, but they accidentally

1641
01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:13,519
Speaker 1: leaked to the public today, so we decided to go

1642
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:16,240
Speaker 1: ahead and take advantage of it. I know we say

1643
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:18,800
Speaker 1: they accidentally leaked, but did we really leak theme on?

1644
01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:23,000
Speaker 1: It started out as a mistaken you know how these

1645
01:30:23,280 --> 01:30:29,080
Speaker 1: these shows say that accidentally it was a faux pa. Yes,

1646
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:31,880
Speaker 1: great team. I think it's always difficult to sell things

1647
01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:34,639
Speaker 1: right after the holidays because people spend so much money

1648
01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:37,080
Speaker 1: on their friends and family and then all of a sudden,

1649
01:30:37,280 --> 01:30:39,160
Speaker 1: now they're gonna go spend more money. I think it's

1650
01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:42,200
Speaker 1: always a difficult time. Maybe the planning could have been

1651
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:45,800
Speaker 1: better planned it. Maybe like a guarantee month from now. Okay,

1652
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:47,280
Speaker 1: you say that, I guarantee you it's going to sell

1653
01:30:47,320 --> 01:30:51,040
Speaker 1: out day. We keep in mind, you know, we're taking

1654
01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:54,599
Speaker 1: the proceeds and donating to Trevor's Project, Trevor Project. That's good, Yeah,

1655
01:30:54,720 --> 01:30:56,679
Speaker 1: that is good. It's very well worth it. Then why

1656
01:30:57,120 --> 01:31:00,919
Speaker 1: why are you peeing in my coco pops that it's difficult?

1657
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,400
Speaker 1: Like Trish wanted to run something for the girls, like

1658
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:06,639
Speaker 1: this charity thing, and it said it's not time because

1659
01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:11,599
Speaker 1: the holidays just passed. Perfect timing. I think it's great timing.

1660
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:14,120
Speaker 1: And people are gonna it's gonna sell out, you watch,

1661
01:31:14,439 --> 01:31:16,760
Speaker 1: I hope. So I'm all about it, all right, if

1662
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:18,120
Speaker 1: you'll tell you what if you're one of those, if

1663
01:31:18,120 --> 01:31:21,200
Speaker 1: you're part of the one percent and you're worth ten

1664
01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:25,880
Speaker 1: million dollars, please still free to buy our shirts. And

1665
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:27,360
Speaker 1: there are a lot of people who are fans of

1666
01:31:27,439 --> 01:31:29,640
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, And you know, I don't think this

1667
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:32,639
Speaker 1: is like people who have a gambling problem in Las Vegas.

1668
01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:35,200
Speaker 1: I mean I think that you know, people who want

1669
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:36,680
Speaker 1: to buy stuff and who have a little money they

1670
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:40,519
Speaker 1: want to set aside for something like this is such

1671
01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 1: a downard conversation. Why are we having this conversation. They're

1672
01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:47,280
Speaker 1: awesome shirts and they're very soft, very reasonably probably Okay,

1673
01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:51,160
Speaker 1: all right, So going on a date. Remember your date

1674
01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:53,439
Speaker 1: days great, key, I do. I wish I can go back.

1675
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:56,880
Speaker 1: You can, you can. You're married your wife, you can

1676
01:31:56,960 --> 01:31:59,720
Speaker 1: date your wife. I'm just saying, uh, this was some

1677
01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:02,639
Speaker 1: read it right. Yes, we were talking about this. Gandhi

1678
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:04,320
Speaker 1: and I were talking about this at lunch yesterday because

1679
01:32:04,320 --> 01:32:05,800
Speaker 1: we were fighting over who's going to pay for lunch?

1680
01:32:06,479 --> 01:32:08,479
Speaker 1: In our date was not a romantic date. It was

1681
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:11,800
Speaker 1: a best friend's date. It's very nice that she offered, though,

1682
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:14,320
Speaker 1: because a lot of people around this town wouldn't offer you.

1683
01:32:14,560 --> 01:32:18,600
Speaker 1: You know, Gandhi by she bought my lunch yesterday, She

1684
01:32:18,760 --> 01:32:25,240
Speaker 1: buyed my lunch. He always pays anyway. So this this

1685
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:28,120
Speaker 1: couple was out on a date and he spent like

1686
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:31,200
Speaker 1: twenty dollars on his meal, but she ate the lobster

1687
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:33,479
Speaker 1: and had wine. It cost about one hundred dollars. She

1688
01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:36,960
Speaker 1: said he was rude because he wanted her to pay

1689
01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:39,280
Speaker 1: her part of the bill, right, which I think is

1690
01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:42,439
Speaker 1: totally fine. Right, I think, and especially if you dive

1691
01:32:42,479 --> 01:32:44,800
Speaker 1: a little deeper into this article. She asked him out

1692
01:32:44,880 --> 01:32:48,200
Speaker 1: on the date. Yeah, so I think whoever asks the

1693
01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:50,120
Speaker 1: person is the person who should pay for the date.

1694
01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:52,599
Speaker 1: Because we're saying to come out with me, whether it's

1695
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:54,120
Speaker 1: a girl or a guy, I think that should happen.

1696
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:56,479
Speaker 1: And he, you know, was nice enough to still pay

1697
01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:58,800
Speaker 1: for his part, and she went off at him right

1698
01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:00,800
Speaker 1: about paying for her own. Well, she didn't think he

1699
01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:03,960
Speaker 1: had a point, he called, calling him rude and adding,

1700
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:05,920
Speaker 1: if you can't pay for a girl's food, then why

1701
01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:09,720
Speaker 1: accept the invite. So it turns into this weird wall

1702
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:12,560
Speaker 1: will wait. The person who invites usually does pay. But

1703
01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:14,400
Speaker 1: I invited Gandhi to lunch and she ended up paying

1704
01:33:14,439 --> 01:33:16,599
Speaker 1: for mine. But it wasn't it's not a romantic thing there,

1705
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:18,880
Speaker 1: well not yet. The day is young. I was trying.

1706
01:33:18,960 --> 01:33:21,719
Speaker 1: He was turning it down. He turns girls. Then people

1707
01:33:21,720 --> 01:33:23,799
Speaker 1: and read it were saying, well, that's why she invited

1708
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:26,240
Speaker 1: you out so she could get expensive food and wasn't

1709
01:33:26,280 --> 01:33:29,519
Speaker 1: expecting to pay. Well, clearly that someone else says, anyone

1710
01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:31,840
Speaker 1: that expects that royalty treatment is not so when you

1711
01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:34,200
Speaker 1: want in your life, good move. And then someone else

1712
01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:36,920
Speaker 1: said that's incredibly obnoxious. Going out solely for a free

1713
01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:40,639
Speaker 1: lobster gives women a bad name. Oh, Elvis did get

1714
01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:45,360
Speaker 1: the lobster yesterday. He did, actually did. Well, there's a

1715
01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,479
Speaker 1: reason why, you know why, because it was amazing. Well,

1716
01:33:47,520 --> 01:33:50,880
Speaker 1: it's amazing, but Alex is highly allergic to shellfish, So

1717
01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:53,320
Speaker 1: when he's not around, he's gone for a day or two,

1718
01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:55,160
Speaker 1: I can the only time I can eat trimp and

1719
01:33:55,360 --> 01:33:57,080
Speaker 1: I had shrimp for dinner. I had lobster for lunch,

1720
01:33:57,120 --> 01:33:59,360
Speaker 1: shrimp for dinner. I'm stalking up man. Yeah, I'm a

1721
01:33:59,479 --> 01:34:02,439
Speaker 1: toxic pool of poison. To him, You're gonna get the gout.

1722
01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:06,720
Speaker 1: I am so okay, So tell me the story. From

1723
01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:08,680
Speaker 1: your point of view, gandhi. Okay. From my point of view,

1724
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:10,320
Speaker 1: this is funny because it's actually a struggle that I

1725
01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:13,200
Speaker 1: am currently having with the gentleman i'm dating. I have

1726
01:34:13,479 --> 01:34:15,640
Speaker 1: no problem paying for fifty percent of my stuff, and

1727
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:18,519
Speaker 1: even him, if we're going somewhere, I don't mind paying

1728
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:21,000
Speaker 1: the bill. He loses it. He does not like that.

1729
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:24,160
Speaker 1: He thinks guys should pay, guys should do guy things,

1730
01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:26,160
Speaker 1: and you know whatever. But I think that's silly. I'm

1731
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:29,240
Speaker 1: fine splitting a bill, but I will say, if you

1732
01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:33,160
Speaker 1: ask me out specifically, I think you should pay. If

1733
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:35,240
Speaker 1: I ask you out, let me pay, all right. Yeah,

1734
01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:37,679
Speaker 1: So I think we live in a world now where

1735
01:34:37,720 --> 01:34:40,479
Speaker 1: that's totally acceptable. I thought it was too, And we

1736
01:34:40,520 --> 01:34:41,720
Speaker 1: also live in a world where there are a lot

1737
01:34:41,720 --> 01:34:44,799
Speaker 1: of people who think that, well, the little lady shouldn't

1738
01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:47,400
Speaker 1: be pay it. Yeah, hello, she's still gonna have the

1739
01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:50,920
Speaker 1: shalman The little lady will have the shalmane. Mister six

1740
01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:55,080
Speaker 1: one seven, he's gonna make me my Venmo private because

1741
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:57,479
Speaker 1: he venmos me back two dollars and seventy four cents

1742
01:34:57,479 --> 01:35:00,479
Speaker 1: if he swipes my metro card. Can you please don't

1743
01:35:00,479 --> 01:35:03,519
Speaker 1: do that. That's very nice, it's very nice and sweet,

1744
01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:06,639
Speaker 1: but it looks stupid. Danielle, what's your one favorite headline

1745
01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:09,040
Speaker 1: of the day. I think it would be the fact

1746
01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:12,519
Speaker 1: that finally, prosecutors in the Atlanta have launched a new

1747
01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:15,439
Speaker 1: investigation into the alleged sex crimes that were detailed in

1748
01:35:15,479 --> 01:35:18,360
Speaker 1: the Left Time series Surviving R. Kelly. They're talking to

1749
01:35:18,400 --> 01:35:20,519
Speaker 1: people that came forward on the show, others that might

1750
01:35:20,560 --> 01:35:22,760
Speaker 1: have inside info, and all we can say is it's

1751
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:26,760
Speaker 1: about damn time. Absolutely. I agree. I think it's also

1752
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:30,439
Speaker 1: time that we spend more time on the people who

1753
01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:32,200
Speaker 1: are the victims here. Ye. You know, a lot of

1754
01:35:32,240 --> 01:35:35,400
Speaker 1: people are thinking and I'm of the same belief that

1755
01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:40,240
Speaker 1: a lot of these victims are voiceless because of racial issues, right,

1756
01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:45,120
Speaker 1: and I think that's bogush, that's awful. Anyway, that show

1757
01:35:45,280 --> 01:35:49,120
Speaker 1: is really interesting, you know, because this is another one

1758
01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:51,680
Speaker 1: of these stories where everyone sort of everyone's heard the

1759
01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:54,560
Speaker 1: stories of r Kelly for years, for years, but no

1760
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:56,880
Speaker 1: one did anything. Nope, and now it's about time, all right,

1761
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:59,880
Speaker 1: thank you. Now, coming up very soon in Los Angeles,

1762
01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:02,439
Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio Music Awards. We'll be on the red carpet.

1763
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,759
Speaker 1: We want you there to find out who the nominees

1764
01:36:04,920 --> 01:36:07,080
Speaker 1: are and how you can win your trip. Right after this,

1765
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:13,960
Speaker 1: the Morning Show's official Twitter account tweet us and in

1766
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:21,600
Speaker 1: the Morning Show, Hey it Salvis Durand finally the announcement

1767
01:36:21,640 --> 01:36:24,400
Speaker 1: we've been waiting for the nominees for our twenty nineteen

1768
01:36:24,479 --> 01:36:28,920
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio Music Awards Music Award. Yes, the twenty nineteen I

1769
01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:32,000
Speaker 1: Heeart Radio Music Awards are coming back Thursday, March fourteenth

1770
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:34,880
Speaker 1: from the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, and you can

1771
01:36:34,960 --> 01:36:37,599
Speaker 1: watch it live on Fox, listen to it on our

1772
01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:40,400
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio stations across the country, and of course on

1773
01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:44,160
Speaker 1: your iHeartRadio app. For the sixth straight year, we'll honor

1774
01:36:44,240 --> 01:36:46,360
Speaker 1: the artists and songs that we all love in more

1775
01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:49,720
Speaker 1: than fifty categories, and we can vote online and of

1776
01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:52,160
Speaker 1: course on your iHeartRadio app. We're all going to help

1777
01:36:52,200 --> 01:36:55,600
Speaker 1: decide who wins. Here are the twenty nineteen nominees for

1778
01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:59,760
Speaker 1: a Song of the Year, Ed Sharon Perfect, The Room

1779
01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:05,120
Speaker 1: featuring Cardi B, Girls Like You, Zaid, Marion Morris, and

1780
01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:14,040
Speaker 1: Great the Middle ex Post Malone, Better Now, Drake, God's

1781
01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:18,880
Speaker 1: Plans Fan Guys Plan. Nominees for Female Artist of the

1782
01:37:18,960 --> 01:37:25,280
Speaker 1: Year are Cardi B, CaMLA Caveo, Dualipa Halsey, Ariana Grandel.

1783
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:29,280
Speaker 1: These guys are up for Male Artist of the Year Drake,

1784
01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:35,120
Speaker 1: Post Malone, Ed Sharon, Sew Mendez, Kendrick Lamar. For Best

1785
01:37:35,280 --> 01:37:38,840
Speaker 1: Duo or Group of the Year, Imagine Dragons, Maroon five,

1786
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:42,479
Speaker 1: twenty one Pilots, five Seconds of Summer, Hennick at the Disco,

1787
01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:45,519
Speaker 1: make an Epic Music and Dominating the Radio. And there's

1788
01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:48,920
Speaker 1: so many more like Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga.

1789
01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:53,080
Speaker 1: Music you love. You can find the full list of

1790
01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:57,040
Speaker 1: nominees at iHeartRadio dot com, slash Awards or on our

1791
01:37:57,080 --> 01:38:00,519
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app. Start voting right now, then get ready to

1792
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:03,120
Speaker 1: see your favorite artists, except the awards, hear the stories

1793
01:38:03,120 --> 01:38:05,479
Speaker 1: behind your journeys to the top, and witness once in

1794
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:09,080
Speaker 1: a lifetime performances. If you want to experience it live

1795
01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:11,920
Speaker 1: in person in Los Angeles, keep listening for chances to

1796
01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:14,160
Speaker 1: win your way there. This year, once again, we're gonna

1797
01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:16,759
Speaker 1: bring fans closer to their favorite artists in an iHeart

1798
01:38:16,840 --> 01:38:20,320
Speaker 1: Radio original video series presented by Total Wireless. You can

1799
01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:22,799
Speaker 1: actually follow along on social leading up to the iHeart

1800
01:38:22,880 --> 01:38:25,320
Speaker 1: Radio Musicchords as we give you an exclusive look into

1801
01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:28,679
Speaker 1: what inspires and motivates some of your favorite iHeart Radio artists.

1802
01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:32,799
Speaker 1: It's our twenty nineteen iHeartRadio Music Awards, Thursday, March fourteenth,

1803
01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:36,920
Speaker 1: live on Fox and on iHeartRadio stations from coast to coast.

1804
01:38:37,120 --> 01:38:40,880
Speaker 1: Your songs, your artists, your awards. We'll see you there

1805
01:38:41,360 --> 01:38:44,479
Speaker 1: next dinner. DA messaging rates me. Imply got something to

1806
01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:48,479
Speaker 1: tell us? Set a text to Elvis story into the

1807
01:38:48,560 --> 01:38:52,040
Speaker 1: morning show. There you go, there's our announcement the iHeartRadio

1808
01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:54,599
Speaker 1: Music Chords. Did you hear how Mellow I was? Well?

1809
01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:59,120
Speaker 1: I recorded that when I was in Santa Fe. It's

1810
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:00,720
Speaker 1: the town of Mellow. And now I'm back in New

1811
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:04,760
Speaker 1: York and I'd like that so excited. The I Heart

1812
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:07,000
Speaker 1: Radio Music Awards, Danielle and Gandhi and I will be

1813
01:39:07,080 --> 01:39:12,840
Speaker 1: on the Red Carpet. It'll be on Fox, right, Yeah,

1814
01:39:12,880 --> 01:39:16,400
Speaker 1: it's up Box, It's making sure. Wait, I think it's ABC.

1815
01:39:17,640 --> 01:39:19,920
Speaker 1: We moved the show anyway. We're so happy to be

1816
01:39:20,040 --> 01:39:22,040
Speaker 1: on Fox because, of course, when it comes to music

1817
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:24,200
Speaker 1: and rewarding those who were the best in the business,

1818
01:39:24,479 --> 01:39:27,759
Speaker 1: Fox is always there. So the I Heart Radio Music Awards, Okay,

1819
01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:30,120
Speaker 1: let's talk about it. Song of the Year better now,

1820
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:33,960
Speaker 1: Girls like You. God's Plan perfect, the Middle, God's Plan, Yeah,

1821
01:39:34,040 --> 01:39:39,280
Speaker 1: me too. The Middle got a lot of play. I

1822
01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:43,880
Speaker 1: don't know, Froggy. Female Artists of the Year Arianna, Camilla, Cardi,

1823
01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:46,799
Speaker 1: b Duelipa or Halsey. You know what, I think. Arianna

1824
01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:48,840
Speaker 1: has had an amazing year. I'm going with Ariana Grande

1825
01:39:48,960 --> 01:39:51,120
Speaker 1: all right, all right, Gandhi. Yes. Male Artists of the

1826
01:39:51,200 --> 01:39:54,880
Speaker 1: Year Drake Ed, Sharon Kendrick, Lamar, Post Malone, Shawn Mendez.

1827
01:39:54,960 --> 01:39:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm going Kenda Lamar, all right. Danielle, Yeah. Best Duo

1828
01:39:59,000 --> 01:40:01,599
Speaker 1: Group of the Year five Secon cons of Summer, Imagine Dragons,

1829
01:40:01,680 --> 01:40:04,599
Speaker 1: Maroon five, Panic at the Disco twenty one pilots Panic

1830
01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:09,120
Speaker 1: at the Disco. Of course that was a person, those

1831
01:40:09,160 --> 01:40:11,519
Speaker 1: and many more as we bring you live the iHeart

1832
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:15,880
Speaker 1: Radio Music Awards, Los Angeles. This is very exciting. I'm

1833
01:40:16,080 --> 01:40:19,280
Speaker 1: super soaked to go. You know. So we've been doing

1834
01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:21,560
Speaker 1: these for several years, and now we're adding Gandy to

1835
01:40:21,640 --> 01:40:23,080
Speaker 1: the red carpet. Do you want to tell her? Why

1836
01:40:23,240 --> 01:40:26,760
Speaker 1: was she? I mean, Danielle actually has kind of a

1837
01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:30,920
Speaker 1: like a sour fartface when we do the red carpet

1838
01:40:30,960 --> 01:40:34,240
Speaker 1: because you don't like something that happens there. What happened

1839
01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:36,439
Speaker 1: about the people that you get to interview? Oh oh,

1840
01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:38,560
Speaker 1: let me tell you what happens there. So let me

1841
01:40:39,960 --> 01:40:42,439
Speaker 1: little having a little parade. Here comes the rain. So

1842
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:46,479
Speaker 1: it's basically they want Elvis to interview everyone. When Elvis

1843
01:40:46,560 --> 01:40:49,479
Speaker 1: isn't available, then they say, hey, Danielle and Gondy, could

1844
01:40:49,520 --> 01:40:52,400
Speaker 1: you interview this person? Or if they bring up like

1845
01:40:52,600 --> 01:40:56,320
Speaker 1: Bachelorette number three from like The Bachelor's season two, you

1846
01:40:56,360 --> 01:41:00,200
Speaker 1: get to interview her. Yeah, hey, Danielle and Gavy. I know,

1847
01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:02,800
Speaker 1: but last time you loved interviewing Mike Tyson. I threw

1848
01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:05,920
Speaker 1: him your way, you get out. I would love that

1849
01:41:06,160 --> 01:41:07,960
Speaker 1: by the way. So what I'll do is like when

1850
01:41:08,040 --> 01:41:10,320
Speaker 1: he interviewed Jason Derulo and I love Jason R. So

1851
01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:13,720
Speaker 1: I stood off stage and interviewed him from afar Like, yeah,

1852
01:41:13,760 --> 01:41:17,479
Speaker 1: she started yelling, yelling interview questions and that's how we

1853
01:41:17,640 --> 01:41:19,479
Speaker 1: that's you know. So you just have to hope he

1854
01:41:19,520 --> 01:41:21,559
Speaker 1: gets pulled away a lot, because then we get the goods.

1855
01:41:22,400 --> 01:41:23,640
Speaker 1: You know. The secret. If you want to get a

1856
01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:25,439
Speaker 1: lot of camera time, you's got to carry a tray

1857
01:41:25,479 --> 01:41:30,599
Speaker 1: of Fiji water. You're in. I'm on it. But yeah,

1858
01:41:30,640 --> 01:41:33,639
Speaker 1: red carpet at the iHeart Radio Music Awards is always fun. Yeah,

1859
01:41:34,479 --> 01:41:37,439
Speaker 1: you could. The weather can be either one hundred degrees

1860
01:41:37,479 --> 01:41:40,080
Speaker 1: and you're dying, or it can be cooler. So it's

1861
01:41:40,120 --> 01:41:42,120
Speaker 1: weird every year the weather in LA when we're out

1862
01:41:42,120 --> 01:41:44,120
Speaker 1: there on the red carpet. Don't you remember that year

1863
01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:46,439
Speaker 1: that I was voted worst dressed on the red carpet?

1864
01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:49,280
Speaker 1: You were not? Yes, I know he was. Yeah, it was.

1865
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:52,160
Speaker 1: It was so bad. It was fabulous in the Yeah,

1866
01:41:52,960 --> 01:41:54,880
Speaker 1: your jackets in the back, Yeah, I got the jacket.

1867
01:41:55,120 --> 01:41:58,040
Speaker 1: In retrospect, do you believe you deserved this award? Yeah?

1868
01:41:58,120 --> 01:42:00,960
Speaker 1: It was very obnoxious. This suit I wore I'm gonna

1869
01:42:00,960 --> 01:42:03,759
Speaker 1: pull was very obnoxious. Probably should have done the jacket

1870
01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:06,120
Speaker 1: with a different pair of pants. He matched everything. Yeah,

1871
01:42:06,160 --> 01:42:07,760
Speaker 1: they told me it was. It was de squared. And

1872
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:10,000
Speaker 1: they told me, Okay, you should either wear the pants

1873
01:42:10,160 --> 01:42:12,439
Speaker 1: or the jacket, don't wear them together. I said, hell, no,

1874
01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:17,639
Speaker 1: girlfriend's gonna rock them both. I don't hate that jacket.

1875
01:42:17,720 --> 01:42:22,000
Speaker 1: Oh but the pants matched it. Okay, here's the jacket

1876
01:42:22,120 --> 01:42:28,040
Speaker 1: right there. Yeow, I know the difference. Well, I will

1877
01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:30,840
Speaker 1: tell you that everyone I interviewed, all the artists, they

1878
01:42:30,960 --> 01:42:32,840
Speaker 1: loved what I was wearing. Of course they did. It's

1879
01:42:32,840 --> 01:42:35,840
Speaker 1: the people who were jealous didn't like it. Pants. So

1880
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:38,280
Speaker 1: I think that's how long did it take to cut

1881
01:42:38,400 --> 01:42:41,320
Speaker 1: the shower curtain into a jacket? Oh? Scary. If anyone

1882
01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:44,439
Speaker 1: wants to start comparing fashion sense, I would be more

1883
01:42:44,520 --> 01:42:48,479
Speaker 1: than happy to do that. But look, look how crazy

1884
01:42:48,520 --> 01:42:51,120
Speaker 1: is Yeah, I see, Okay, you're going a problem with

1885
01:42:51,240 --> 01:42:52,920
Speaker 1: what I was wearing. I don't have any problems. I

1886
01:42:53,040 --> 01:42:58,360
Speaker 1: like when people dressed crazy. That The whole point was

1887
01:42:58,439 --> 01:43:01,559
Speaker 1: the dress crazy point. You did a good job, thank

1888
01:43:01,560 --> 01:43:04,759
Speaker 1: you anyway. So I may have to get more outrageous

1889
01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:06,639
Speaker 1: this year for the iHeart radio music. Howards, what okay

1890
01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:07,800
Speaker 1: are we going to try to match? Just want to

1891
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:09,519
Speaker 1: point out to Gandhi, that's not the red carpet, that's

1892
01:43:09,560 --> 01:43:12,840
Speaker 1: his train. Oh okay, I had to drag that behind

1893
01:43:13,000 --> 01:43:15,599
Speaker 1: changes everything. And I love dressing for that one because

1894
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:17,760
Speaker 1: I feel like you can get more. It's kind of

1895
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:20,760
Speaker 1: more like crazy. Yeah, like crazy, and it's just a

1896
01:43:20,880 --> 01:43:23,840
Speaker 1: fun We just stand on that. Honestly, once we're done

1897
01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:25,560
Speaker 1: with the red carpet, they usually let us go in

1898
01:43:25,640 --> 01:43:27,400
Speaker 1: and sit at a good table and watch the show.

1899
01:43:27,560 --> 01:43:31,839
Speaker 1: What look, let me tell you, I pioneered the crazy

1900
01:43:31,920 --> 01:43:35,559
Speaker 1: red carpet outfits, and a lady Gaga caught on. Good

1901
01:43:35,600 --> 01:43:37,240
Speaker 1: for you, you know what I'm saying. Remember she came

1902
01:43:37,240 --> 01:43:39,000
Speaker 1: out in an egg, that was my idea. I do

1903
01:43:39,160 --> 01:43:40,720
Speaker 1: remember the egg, but I remember that one year it

1904
01:43:40,760 --> 01:43:44,960
Speaker 1: was one hundred and one degree. That wasn't fun. I

1905
01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:46,800
Speaker 1: remember her meat dress too. Didn't she come out in

1906
01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:49,280
Speaker 1: a dress a meat This was last year where I

1907
01:43:49,320 --> 01:43:52,120
Speaker 1: were the crazy pants. Yeah, I like that, really like that.

1908
01:43:52,360 --> 01:43:56,240
Speaker 1: That is such a panic at the disco outfit totally so,

1909
01:43:56,479 --> 01:43:58,360
Speaker 1: you know. So, in other words, it was supposed to

1910
01:43:58,400 --> 01:44:00,759
Speaker 1: be about the music because it's the iHeart Radio Music Awards.

1911
01:44:00,760 --> 01:44:02,800
Speaker 1: It's really about what we're wearing. And there's me when

1912
01:44:02,840 --> 01:44:07,120
Speaker 1: I waited eight hundred pounds more. Really you yeah, lost

1913
01:44:07,120 --> 01:44:10,040
Speaker 1: a lot of crazy. It doesn't even I can't even like,

1914
01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:14,840
Speaker 1: I don't reckon. I can see my wiener now I

1915
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:17,200
Speaker 1: can't hear you part. This picture of you overweight is

1916
01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:22,719
Speaker 1: in front of a goldfish puffs, step and repeat. So fitty,

1917
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:30,760
Speaker 1: I eat the whole thing anyway, I can't wait. What

1918
01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:33,920
Speaker 1: what do you want? Okay? So the I Heart Radio

1919
01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:38,400
Speaker 1: Music Awards going down March fourteenth at Microsoft Theater in

1920
01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:40,880
Speaker 1: LA which used to be something else what it used

1921
01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:43,000
Speaker 1: to be used to be something else, but now Microsoft

1922
01:44:43,080 --> 01:44:45,400
Speaker 1: in charge. Okay, so I got about two months to

1923
01:44:45,479 --> 01:44:48,599
Speaker 1: get get back to fighting weight, right. Okay, Now, usually

1924
01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:51,839
Speaker 1: we have it at the Shrine Theater, but the Shrine

1925
01:44:51,840 --> 01:44:53,800
Speaker 1: Theater has been there a long time, and we're they

1926
01:44:53,960 --> 01:45:00,200
Speaker 1: required everyone to wear hard hats. Yeah, they redid the shrine. Okay,

1927
01:45:00,240 --> 01:45:02,320
Speaker 1: you know our friends. It's a garden. I think they

1928
01:45:02,439 --> 01:45:05,320
Speaker 1: run the shrine now, right, and Darren Fefris fixed it. Yeah,

1929
01:45:05,439 --> 01:45:08,680
Speaker 1: thank god, we love defeft. Okay, so I have to

1930
01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:11,360
Speaker 1: find it outfit that matches a hard hat. No no,

1931
01:45:11,479 --> 01:45:14,080
Speaker 1: no Microsoft theater. You're fine. Used to be no Kia theater. Okay, Oh,

1932
01:45:14,120 --> 01:45:16,760
Speaker 1: Kia didn't pay the bill in Microsoft got a lot

1933
01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:19,320
Speaker 1: of money in Microma. All right. So all the info

1934
01:45:19,439 --> 01:45:21,120
Speaker 1: at iHeart Radio if you want to know about the

1935
01:45:21,120 --> 01:45:23,280
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio music Awards and how you can win your trip,

1936
01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:29,479
Speaker 1: it's all right there. Should we get into headlines absolutely, Gondy, Oh, Gondy.

1937
01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:31,880
Speaker 1: We talked about this just a little while ago. But

1938
01:45:31,960 --> 01:45:36,320
Speaker 1: today is National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day. He knows someone

1939
01:45:36,360 --> 01:45:37,599
Speaker 1: in the line of dude, he show him a little

1940
01:45:37,600 --> 01:45:40,320
Speaker 1: love today, So him a lot of love today and

1941
01:45:40,439 --> 01:45:44,320
Speaker 1: every day. Actually, a petition proposing the merging of North

1942
01:45:44,439 --> 01:45:48,320
Speaker 1: and South Dakota into a state called Megacoda is making

1943
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:51,920
Speaker 1: its rounds on the internet. There's in I like just

1944
01:45:52,160 --> 01:45:54,400
Speaker 1: I want a state that starts with Mega. That would

1945
01:45:54,400 --> 01:45:56,519
Speaker 1: be great. So Mega Coda is fine with me. There

1946
01:45:56,560 --> 01:45:59,560
Speaker 1: are only five thousand signatures away from presenting this to

1947
01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:03,559
Speaker 1: President Trump. New research says carbon emissions rose three point

1948
01:46:03,640 --> 01:46:06,280
Speaker 1: four percent in twenty eighteen, which is the second largest

1949
01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:08,920
Speaker 1: rise in over twenty years. The biggest contributor to these

1950
01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:13,960
Speaker 1: emissions is a transportations Greg t because he farts. Man,

1951
01:46:14,520 --> 01:46:16,320
Speaker 1: what are they saying that the rise is so dramatic

1952
01:46:16,600 --> 01:46:18,559
Speaker 1: because we're getting more cars and there's a higher demand

1953
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:22,160
Speaker 1: of jet fuel and diesel. Yeah. Also they do say

1954
01:46:22,320 --> 01:46:25,240
Speaker 1: a lot of people that becoming a vegetarian really helps

1955
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:28,040
Speaker 1: that out, not eating yet not eating all the meat

1956
01:46:28,040 --> 01:46:30,839
Speaker 1: and then doing other things. All right. Last night, President

1957
01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:33,639
Speaker 1: Trump reiterated why the southern border of the US needs

1958
01:46:33,640 --> 01:46:36,000
Speaker 1: a wall, citing a humanitarian crisis, but he did not

1959
01:46:36,120 --> 01:46:38,519
Speaker 1: declare a national emergency that would allow him to work

1960
01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:42,840
Speaker 1: around Congress. Authorities are investigating suspicious packages found at foreign

1961
01:46:42,880 --> 01:46:46,439
Speaker 1: consulates and embassies in Australia. Apparently the targets were the UK,

1962
01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:51,320
Speaker 1: the US, Switzerland, and Pakistan. Everybody's been evacuated, no injuries reported,

1963
01:46:51,760 --> 01:46:55,000
Speaker 1: And sadly, if you're heading to Paris anytime soon, you've

1964
01:46:55,000 --> 01:46:57,240
Speaker 1: only got about a month to eat at their first

1965
01:46:57,560 --> 01:47:00,560
Speaker 1: all nude eatery because it's shutting down duds to a

1966
01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:02,800
Speaker 1: lack of people wanting to go. Really yeah, yeah, I

1967
01:47:02,800 --> 01:47:04,719
Speaker 1: don't know if I want to eat with naked people

1968
01:47:04,720 --> 01:47:06,519
Speaker 1: will get around. Well. Of all the things I want

1969
01:47:06,560 --> 01:47:09,479
Speaker 1: to do, naked eating is not one of them, because

1970
01:47:09,479 --> 01:47:11,280
Speaker 1: that's when I feel like I'm at my absolute fattest

1971
01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:14,479
Speaker 1: because I'm shoving food in my mouth. Don't cook bacon

1972
01:47:14,479 --> 01:47:16,639
Speaker 1: when you're naked either, that's a bad idea. Several things

1973
01:47:16,680 --> 01:47:18,920
Speaker 1: to do. Why not naked or not? Remember that time

1974
01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:20,920
Speaker 1: I froggy. We went to that nude beach and we

1975
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:23,120
Speaker 1: were sitting down to eat barbecue, and the old naked

1976
01:47:23,160 --> 01:47:25,679
Speaker 1: guy sating next to us, and you you started sucking

1977
01:47:25,720 --> 01:47:27,280
Speaker 1: on that with those ribs. I'm like, can you stop?

1978
01:47:27,439 --> 01:47:31,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just disgusting. You can't suck on a rib

1979
01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:36,400
Speaker 1: naked old guys sitting next to you. South Florida. Yes, Champ,

1980
01:47:36,520 --> 01:47:40,880
Speaker 1: the old naked guy rib sucking beach over Holliver Yeah yeah,

1981
01:47:41,040 --> 01:47:42,920
Speaker 1: and the els going on. No, those are your headlines.

1982
01:47:43,360 --> 01:47:51,200
Speaker 1: Thank you good. This is Delvis Doran in the Morning Show.

1983
01:47:51,920 --> 01:47:54,320
Speaker 1: Getting up early is tough, but sometimes falling asleep at

1984
01:47:54,360 --> 01:47:56,800
Speaker 1: a decent time is actually tougher. If you struggle to

1985
01:47:56,880 --> 01:47:59,799
Speaker 1: fall asleep, try what I use. The new zequel pures,

1986
01:47:59,840 --> 01:48:02,920
Speaker 1: the melotonein gummies. It's the drug free way to fall

1987
01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:08,360
Speaker 1: asleep naturally without feeling groggy. In the Morning Elvis durand

1988
01:48:08,439 --> 01:48:12,880
Speaker 1: the Elvis Durant Phone Tap you know, Michael Oppenheimer has

1989
01:48:12,920 --> 01:48:16,640
Speaker 1: become synonymous with the phone tap. Actually, I think the

1990
01:48:16,760 --> 01:48:19,880
Speaker 1: phone taps have become famous because of mister Michael Oppenheimer.

1991
01:48:20,320 --> 01:48:23,479
Speaker 1: Well he is back to strike again, right, scary, that's right.

1992
01:48:23,560 --> 01:48:25,920
Speaker 1: Jeremy wanted to play a phone tap on his sister Janelle,

1993
01:48:26,240 --> 01:48:30,280
Speaker 1: and she hates telephone telemarketers. So our relentless telephone telemarketer,

1994
01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:34,200
Speaker 1: mister Michael Oppenheimer, to the rescue. Right, see what happens

1995
01:48:34,240 --> 01:48:37,800
Speaker 1: here we go? Hello, can say, and this is mister

1996
01:48:37,920 --> 01:48:41,840
Speaker 1: Michael Oppenheimer with the Scumbuster Extreme Cleaning Tool. How are

1997
01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:46,040
Speaker 1: you doing today, miz? I'm good. The Scumbuster Extreme Cleaning

1998
01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:48,720
Speaker 1: Tool comes with a three and one extension handle and

1999
01:48:48,840 --> 01:48:55,639
Speaker 1: can be My name is Michael Oppenheimer. We're practically giving

2000
01:48:55,720 --> 01:49:00,479
Speaker 1: this tool away today at a very specially Is this

2001
01:49:00,560 --> 01:49:03,840
Speaker 1: a sales call? I would call this a necessity call

2002
01:49:04,200 --> 01:49:07,000
Speaker 1: for thirty nine dollars and ninety nine cents at our introduction.

2003
01:49:07,400 --> 01:49:13,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Thanks, thanks for your time. Hello,

2004
01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:16,640
Speaker 1: good eft nude. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with the

2005
01:49:16,760 --> 01:49:20,960
Speaker 1: Scumbuster Extreme called this number. Equipped with a powerful motor,

2006
01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:24,559
Speaker 1: this easy to use single speed tool cleans four times faster.

2007
01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:29,479
Speaker 1: You just called my number, right, but I didn't get

2008
01:49:29,520 --> 01:49:31,880
Speaker 1: to tell you. Sorry, I'm not interested at this time.

2009
01:49:32,120 --> 01:49:41,559
Speaker 1: You can use it to scrub clean the tub. I'm hello,

2010
01:49:42,560 --> 01:49:47,680
Speaker 1: this is mister Michael Oppenheimer. I'm not interested in your product.

2011
01:49:48,240 --> 01:49:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm calling scum Buster extreme. Certainly you have a bathroom, right, well,

2012
01:49:54,040 --> 01:49:56,679
Speaker 1: of course I do. Is there scum in your bathroom?

2013
01:49:57,680 --> 01:50:00,360
Speaker 1: I guess everybody is scum in the bathroom, right, There's

2014
01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:02,920
Speaker 1: bound to be a build up of scum in your crevices, right.

2015
01:50:03,040 --> 01:50:05,639
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't need a scum scrubber. I'm good,

2016
01:50:06,040 --> 01:50:08,920
Speaker 1: and you just keep talking. Everyone has scum in their cracks,

2017
01:50:09,200 --> 01:50:11,360
Speaker 1: and we feel that for this offer of thirty nine

2018
01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:15,360
Speaker 1: have scum in my crack. I don't need the scums. Also,

2019
01:50:15,479 --> 01:50:20,559
Speaker 1: it also serves as a stain remover. Don't have scum stains. Okay, goodbye,

2020
01:50:20,800 --> 01:50:27,920
Speaker 1: thanks for calling. Please stop calling me. I don't want

2021
01:50:28,000 --> 01:50:31,719
Speaker 1: your provice. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer. With these scum Buster,

2022
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:36,439
Speaker 1: you're wasting your time. Take your scumbuster and clean your

2023
01:50:36,479 --> 01:50:40,200
Speaker 1: own crevice. Miss do you have do you have children?

2024
01:50:40,720 --> 01:50:42,320
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to do? With your life? Do

2025
01:50:42,360 --> 01:50:45,680
Speaker 1: you have any time? Is time? I was told you

2026
01:50:45,800 --> 01:50:49,760
Speaker 1: like talking to me? You like me? My voice? People

2027
01:50:49,760 --> 01:50:52,600
Speaker 1: to be called today? Um? Oh okay, so you want it?

2028
01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:53,840
Speaker 1: You just want to talk to me? Do you want

2029
01:50:53,880 --> 01:50:56,240
Speaker 1: to know what I'm wearing? Is that it's some sort

2030
01:50:56,280 --> 01:51:00,240
Speaker 1: of pervert keeps calling random women? This cleaning tool by

2031
01:51:00,320 --> 01:51:03,840
Speaker 1: Black and Deckers. I'm sure you've got a big cleaning

2032
01:51:03,920 --> 01:51:07,080
Speaker 1: tool there, buddy. This is not just any scumbuster. This

2033
01:51:07,240 --> 01:51:11,240
Speaker 1: is a Black and Decker scumbuster. Oh okay, that sounds great.

2034
01:51:11,479 --> 01:51:15,120
Speaker 1: I'm sure you like a black scumbuster and you're this

2035
01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:18,599
Speaker 1: unit has a unique roller. What are you wearing, mister Haimer,

2036
01:51:18,960 --> 01:51:23,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm wearing Savings and Deals couster and shove it up.

2037
01:51:23,600 --> 01:51:30,760
Speaker 1: Your stop caught on me? Hello? Oh yes, this is

2038
01:51:30,840 --> 01:51:34,519
Speaker 1: mister Michael Oppenheimer with the skullbuster. Extreme is mister Michael?

2039
01:51:35,640 --> 01:51:40,120
Speaker 1: Who can? I hope you m I like scumbuster? Yes,

2040
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:45,200
Speaker 1: got a big handle and I don't, so I have

2041
01:51:45,360 --> 01:51:47,599
Speaker 1: no thing to do but harrass is lady all day?

2042
01:51:48,520 --> 01:51:51,360
Speaker 1: Thirty nine dollars and ninety nine cents for thirty nine

2043
01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:54,479
Speaker 1: dollars and ninety nine cents, and I still can't find

2044
01:51:54,520 --> 01:51:57,800
Speaker 1: anybody to love me or scrub I can't even get

2045
01:51:57,800 --> 01:52:00,200
Speaker 1: a hooker for thirty nine dollars and ninety nine then

2046
01:52:00,600 --> 01:52:03,880
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna arouse people. I'm an Oppenheimer. Would you

2047
01:52:03,960 --> 01:52:05,800
Speaker 1: like me to send one to your house now? The

2048
01:52:08,000 --> 01:52:11,200
Speaker 1: hard to reach areas like falls, I take the skumbuster

2049
01:52:11,400 --> 01:52:13,720
Speaker 1: and I pleasure myself. And hard to reach areas like

2050
01:52:13,960 --> 01:52:18,599
Speaker 1: the bales rooms. You know. Other thoughtful details include Thoughtful

2051
01:52:18,640 --> 01:52:21,760
Speaker 1: details include the fact that I collect Barbie dolls and

2052
01:52:21,920 --> 01:52:25,439
Speaker 1: I like to dress them up at night and dance around. Then.

2053
01:52:25,600 --> 01:52:27,880
Speaker 1: Sometimes I wear my mom's underwhere, because of course I

2054
01:52:27,960 --> 01:52:31,440
Speaker 1: live with her. I'm an open comes with a rechargeable

2055
01:52:31,479 --> 01:52:34,639
Speaker 1: battery that provides twenty five minutes of time. I'm sure

2056
01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:37,400
Speaker 1: I need rechargeable batteries because I don't have a real woman.

2057
01:52:38,360 --> 01:52:40,120
Speaker 1: You have an air pump that goes with it. Maybe

2058
01:52:40,160 --> 01:52:42,080
Speaker 1: blow one up for me. I must tell you that

2059
01:52:42,160 --> 01:52:45,240
Speaker 1: the cleaning tool measures approximately Oh yeah, I like to

2060
01:52:45,320 --> 01:52:48,320
Speaker 1: measure my cleaning tools. I have to use a children's

2061
01:52:48,400 --> 01:52:51,200
Speaker 1: ruler for such thing that I like children and I

2062
01:52:51,320 --> 01:52:53,479
Speaker 1: like pets, and you probably shouldn't leave along with your dog.

2063
01:52:55,200 --> 01:52:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm an Appenheimer and you've been phone tat Hello, what

2064
01:53:00,400 --> 01:53:02,080
Speaker 1: my name is Scary Jones? But ill was Durrand in

2065
01:53:02,080 --> 01:53:07,559
Speaker 1: the Morning Show and you've been and you've been phone tapped. Alright,

2066
01:53:09,040 --> 01:53:13,519
Speaker 1: Jeremy did it and you used embarrass yourself on the radio.

2067
01:53:14,160 --> 01:53:17,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, where did you get that creepy guy?

2068
01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:22,840
Speaker 1: That is a creepy gy? Have an idea for a

2069
01:53:22,920 --> 01:53:25,200
Speaker 1: phone tab? Go to Ellis Durand dot com. Click on

2070
01:53:25,280 --> 01:53:27,200
Speaker 1: the phone tap tab. Tell us what you want to do.

2071
01:53:27,720 --> 01:53:31,160
Speaker 1: This phone table was prerecorded. We permission granted by all participants.

2072
01:53:31,880 --> 01:53:35,720
Speaker 1: The Ellis Durand phone tab on Ellie Durand in the

2073
01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:43,040
Speaker 1: Morning Show. One more look at what Danielle's been lying

2074
01:53:43,040 --> 01:53:47,080
Speaker 1: about today? You make all this up as you get

2075
01:53:47,120 --> 01:53:49,200
Speaker 1: into the Danielle Report. Keep in mind we announced all

2076
01:53:49,240 --> 01:53:51,560
Speaker 1: the nominees for the iHeart Radio Music Awards just a

2077
01:53:51,640 --> 01:53:54,240
Speaker 1: few moments ago. You can simply go to iHeartRadio dot

2078
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:56,759
Speaker 1: com and vote in every category. And there's great categories

2079
01:53:56,800 --> 01:53:58,519
Speaker 1: other than Female Artists of the Year and Mail Artists

2080
01:53:58,560 --> 01:53:59,760
Speaker 1: of the Year. Invested in the Group of the Year.

2081
01:54:00,240 --> 01:54:05,840
Speaker 1: We also have like cutest artist's Pets. I have a Vote,

2082
01:54:05,840 --> 01:54:08,519
Speaker 1: I have a Vote is Ariana Grandees, pig Piggy Smalls

2083
01:54:08,520 --> 01:54:12,080
Speaker 1: on the list. Yes, Piggy Smalls is on there. Batman

2084
01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:18,519
Speaker 1: is on there. No, no Alex from Chain Smokers. His

2085
01:54:18,680 --> 01:54:22,000
Speaker 1: pet MOUs shoe is on there. Anyway, go to iHeartRadio

2086
01:54:22,040 --> 01:54:23,640
Speaker 1: dot com for all the info and also maybe win

2087
01:54:23,680 --> 01:54:25,320
Speaker 1: a trip to la to join us at the iHeart

2088
01:54:25,360 --> 01:54:27,760
Speaker 1: Radio Music Awards. Danielle, what's going on? Wow? This just

2089
01:54:27,920 --> 01:54:30,840
Speaker 1: then Jeff Bezos and wife in one hundred and sixty

2090
01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:34,840
Speaker 1: billion dollar divorce. Who damn, that's a lot of money.

2091
01:54:35,120 --> 01:54:38,920
Speaker 1: Can you imagine getting half of well, three hundred billion dollars? Madam?

2092
01:54:39,040 --> 01:54:40,840
Speaker 1: I go billion. That's got to be a type and

2093
01:54:40,880 --> 01:54:43,960
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, it's not. It's all because if

2094
01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:45,880
Speaker 1: you're shopping every day, I think it might be. Kim

2095
01:54:45,960 --> 01:54:48,160
Speaker 1: Kardashian has helped a few people get out of prison,

2096
01:54:48,240 --> 01:54:50,560
Speaker 1: you know that. So she's getting tons of letters from

2097
01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:53,360
Speaker 1: inmates from around the country saying, hum, could you do

2098
01:54:53,480 --> 01:54:55,160
Speaker 1: the same thing for me and get me out of

2099
01:54:55,280 --> 01:54:58,000
Speaker 1: prison as well? So we'll see if she takes that.

2100
01:54:58,120 --> 01:55:01,320
Speaker 1: On Venom sequel official in the works. I'm very excited

2101
01:55:01,360 --> 01:55:04,000
Speaker 1: because Margot Robbie will start in a live action Barbie movie,

2102
01:55:04,200 --> 01:55:06,120
Speaker 1: and every time I see her, I always think she

2103
01:55:06,240 --> 01:55:08,640
Speaker 1: looks like Barbie. So I can't imagine a live action Barbie.

2104
01:55:08,680 --> 01:55:10,360
Speaker 1: Though it's gonna be fun. What is she gonna do that?

2105
01:55:10,360 --> 01:55:14,240
Speaker 1: It's like, so Barbie drive her car, yeah, not have sex,

2106
01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:16,240
Speaker 1: live in her beach house. Yeah, try to make out

2107
01:55:16,280 --> 01:55:20,920
Speaker 1: with that big, huge hunk gi. It's Ken Ken malibuken Sometimes.

2108
01:55:21,200 --> 01:55:24,080
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga's bad Romance video has reached one billion views

2109
01:55:24,160 --> 01:55:27,520
Speaker 1: on YouTube. Thank you, Danielle, did you miss part of

2110
01:55:27,600 --> 01:55:29,720
Speaker 1: today's show. Let's back to truck up a little bit

2111
01:55:29,800 --> 01:55:32,520
Speaker 1: fop in the iHeartRadio app and hear everything you missed

2112
01:55:32,560 --> 01:55:35,720
Speaker 1: with Elvis Duran on demand we call a teachable moment.

2113
01:55:36,160 --> 01:55:40,320
Speaker 1: Full versions of every show posted every day. Just search

2114
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Speaker 1: Kelvis durand on demand bony on the iHeartRadio app Elvis

2115
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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show