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Speaker 5: The water the mony up looking. Come come on, you'll think.

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Speaker 7: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening

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Speaker 7: to the voice, Come on dig me now. One and

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Speaker 7: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man. What an

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Speaker 7: amazing blessing. God has given me my health, my dreams,

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Speaker 7: all of it. God gave it to me. I accept it.

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Speaker 7: I work hard, but man, oh man, oh man, I

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Speaker 7: work hard. It is something that He gave me a gift.

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Speaker 7: And that's what I want to talk to you about today.

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Speaker 7: Because God has gifted everyone, so I can't help but

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Speaker 7: believe it. You are gifted in some way. Something about

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Speaker 7: you is specially and unique. That doesn't mean you're the

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Speaker 7: only one that can sing? Are you the only one

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Speaker 7: You the only one that can decorate? Or you the

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Speaker 7: only one that can network? Or you're the only one

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Speaker 7: that does not what it means. Or you have a

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Speaker 7: you're good at problem solving. You're not the only one,

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Speaker 7: but you are a unique individual. Nobody will travel the

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Speaker 7: exact path that you on. Nobody will have everything happen

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Speaker 7: going to have it happen to you. That's what I

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Speaker 7: mean when I say that you are unique. But now

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Speaker 7: because you are gifted, you know you have something you

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Speaker 7: have to do. You know, there's a scripture. It's in Proverbs,

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Speaker 7: Proverbs eighteen and sixteen. I've been trying to be a

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Speaker 7: little bit better at that for you, you know. So

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Speaker 7: when I have an idea and I know where it is,

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Speaker 7: handed to me. So it's in Proverbs eighteen sixteen. And

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Speaker 7: this is the layman's term of it. It says a

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Speaker 7: man's gift make room for him and brings him before

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Speaker 7: great men. It is your gift that will make room

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Speaker 7: for you. Now my interpretation of this is this. Now

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Speaker 7: I could be wrong. Please go to your local church center, god, temple,

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Speaker 7: mosque you do and go get clarification. But what my

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Speaker 7: taken it almost in the literal sense. My gift has

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Speaker 7: actually made room for me. It has clear paths for me.

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Speaker 7: My gift has opened up doors for me. That's what

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Speaker 7: I take it as. It'll make room for you. My

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Speaker 7: me to be able to provide for my family. My

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Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying in terms of it will make

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Speaker 7: room for you. That it may be another interpretation. I'm

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Speaker 7: just telling you how I took it. That has worked

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Speaker 7: pretty sure Bishop Jakes, Joel Oldstein, kennef Ohm, you know, God,

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Speaker 7: Glenn Staples, Bishop Glenn Stable, these guys give you much

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Speaker 7: better understanding of it. I'm just giving it to you,

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Speaker 7: You never thought of going. You're gonna meet people because

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Speaker 7: and then I mess with them. You already take a pictures,

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Speaker 7: say your daddy. You know I'm messing with them like that.

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Speaker 7: But that's just me and them just kicking it. But

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Speaker 7: You know, you never know where it could take you.

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Speaker 7: But that's your gift. What you gotta do is you

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Speaker 7: know what that reminds me of. It's something that my

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Speaker 7: because you sitting on the gold I never really quite

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Speaker 7: of you are sitting You're sitting on a talent or

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Speaker 7: it's the ability to do hell, that's a gift.

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Speaker 7: Half of you are gifted. A lot of us are gifted,

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Speaker 7: and we're sitting on it, looking at other people, wondering

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Speaker 7: up off your behind, man, quit sitting on that gold mine.

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Speaker 7: Some of you are tech savvy, just a whiz is

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Speaker 7: You know it ain't that hard, man, If you would

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Speaker 7: just take note of what God has given you already.

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Speaker 7: He has given you a gift already. He has already

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Speaker 7: who fathers? What we talking about? What you blaming God

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Speaker 7: I tell you what I sit around people all the

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Speaker 7: and they steady complaining about what they don't have, but

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Speaker 7: gifts that God gave them. And it's frustrating. It's gotta

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Speaker 7: frustrating for me when I see it. So when these

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Speaker 7: just keep going the same thing over and over. Help yourself, man,

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Speaker 7: do for you use your gift. It's a cat sitting

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Speaker 7: good at artistry. It's cats in that tattooing everybody. Man,

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Speaker 7: get out, do it the right way. Quit selling drugs, man,

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Speaker 7: just keep this thing real for just a second. Here,

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Speaker 7: Come on, man, get up off your butt, because you

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Speaker 7: the road to success is always under construction. It ain't paved,

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Speaker 7: it's got detoured signs on it. It's got slow men working.

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Speaker 7: But don't sit around on your behind and complain all

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Speaker 7: the time about what you don't have. My daddy said it, Man,

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Speaker 7: get up off your butt because you sitting on a

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Speaker 7: You got something that you can do that could make

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Speaker 7: a way for you, but you won't do it. It

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Speaker 7: is within you. Stop looking around. Here's what people waste

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Speaker 7: the most time on the road to success looking around

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Speaker 7: at somebody else trying to figure out, Man, how can

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Speaker 7: I do what they did? Do what you do? You

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Speaker 7: ain't jay Z, You ain't sorry. I got a couple

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Speaker 7: of your homies told you you rap better. Than him,

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Speaker 7: But you not, jay Z really you not. You know,

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Speaker 7: all of us can shot at him, but we ain't

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Speaker 7: rich at prior. A nice shot, Steve, Bernie l all

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Speaker 7: of we took some great shots at it, we not him.

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Speaker 7: Do what you can do? Do you do your gift

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Speaker 7: quick complaining about what you don't have, Get up off

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Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.

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Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen. Can I have your attention please? And

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Speaker 7: the reason I'm asking for it is because when I

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Speaker 7: get it, I'm gonna do something with it. Now, now

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Speaker 7: that I have your attention, here we go. You're about

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Speaker 7: to be enlightened, a little bit frightened, educated, but then

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Speaker 7: sometimes a little miseducated. You're gonna be entertained, while at

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Speaker 7: the same time start the process of being interchanged. Then

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Speaker 7: we're gonna stimulate, but we're not gonna try to annihilate.

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Speaker 7: And in other words, when you summer all this up,

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Speaker 7: in the words of one of my dear dear friends,

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Speaker 7: the Steve Harvey Morning Show is about to tare a

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Speaker 7: mouth out. And the word is mouth mo ou f

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Speaker 7: Welcome to the show. Sureley straw Ben.

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Speaker 1: That is what we do. Steve Harvey, good morning.

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Speaker 7: Let for real, Good morning. What's happening crew?

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, hey, hey Junior morning.

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Speaker 10: You ain't like yet?

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Speaker 7: Mouth ever, Nephew, Tommy, have your mouth out hate just

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Speaker 7: take it. Yeah, tongue and all gums all that's wild

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Speaker 1: What if you have gentle work like.

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Speaker 7: Money, you're gonna need some more work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you look good today, Steve.

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Speaker 3: You're feeling all right?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. I feel pretty good man.

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Speaker 7: I've changed my attitude and I feel really great. I've

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Speaker 7: taken everything, everything that I used to have to do,

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Speaker 7: I've turned it around and said I get to do it.

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Speaker 7: Has made a world of difference. My days are going

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Speaker 7: much smoother. I've implemented the thought process of gratitude and

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Speaker 7: what he got for me next, because He's always taken

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Speaker 7: expectation that there's some greater things on the horizon, and

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Speaker 7: I'm just watchful, Thank you Lord. Yeah. Now, what I

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Speaker 7: always try to make sure I do now is I

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Speaker 7: try to give something for God to put his finger on.

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Speaker 7: You know, God can touch it for you. I just

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Speaker 7: try to give him something to touch, you know, I

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Speaker 7: put it. I got a lot of balls in there.

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Speaker 11: You know.

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Speaker 7: He could take any one of them balls he want

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Speaker 7: to and just blow it up.

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Speaker 1: That's right, he was going to do that, but no,

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Speaker 1: he did. He did this, and turns out it's better.

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Speaker 7: Surely. I can't really tell you how many times what

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Speaker 7: I wanted and what he gave me was two different things. Absolutely,

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Speaker 7: how I want it and how he gave it to

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Speaker 7: me it was different, and it was way better than

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Speaker 7: what I want.

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Speaker 1: Way, Yeah, because his thoughts are not our thoughts.

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Speaker 7: Man, Such a blessed man to come to the realization

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Speaker 7: of how this actually works. Man, I wish I could

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna try it in my clothes and remarks.

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Speaker 7: All right, buckle up, here we go. This is the

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Speaker 8: Hello.

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Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to reach Sylvia.

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Speaker 8: Please, she's not available, but this is her husband on

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Speaker 12: How you doing, man, My name is King, I'm mom.

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Speaker 12: I graduated with Sylvia. We're having a big twenty five

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Speaker 12: We should be home, so I.

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Speaker 8: Don't know, man, she actually shopping right now.

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Speaker 12: Okay, okay, cool, well listen that she heard about Does

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 8: To my knowledge? Is the first time I ever heard

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Speaker 12: Okay, well, there is a reunion.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 12: She's actually I think signed up for it. I'm not

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Speaker 8: Let me I should when exactly did you graduate? I

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Speaker 8: I Drake actually in.

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Speaker 12: High school, man, Sylvia was my you know, my high

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Speaker 12: Like I say, man, my name is Ken, Ken.

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Speaker 8: I got that part. I'm trying to make sure I

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I said that I Sylvia and I were high

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Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I got that. But what

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Speaker 12: I asked you if it was all right for if

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Speaker 8: Are you related to her?

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Speaker 12: No? I mean no, I'm not related to I just

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Speaker 8: No, man, I'm saying, nobody gonna be asked for my

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean we was together from you know, ninth grade,

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Speaker 12: You know, so yeah that was.

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Speaker 8: That was in the past. But I'm sorry to let

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Speaker 8: I don't even think she gonna be interested in trying

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Speaker 12: Hey man, what I'm trying to explain you this I'm innocent, though. Man,

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Speaker 12: this is just me taking her to you know, you know,

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Speaker 12: I thought she might get a kick out of us

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Speaker 8: What's wrong with you. I done told you. If it's

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Speaker 8: other one. She ain't going nowhere? What you do? I

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Speaker 12: Hey man, you ain't gotta you ain't gotta talk to

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Speaker 12: me and disrespect me like this. Man, Now, all I

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Speaker 8: About I'm disrespecting you. You're gonna call my gonna tell

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Speaker 8: to be okay with that. What kind of damn food

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Speaker 8: is going to call somebody as can you take their

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Speaker 8: wife to a class reunion? Hey?

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Speaker 12: Man, that was my high school sweetheart. All right, we

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Speaker 12: had we had something. I was up first, Okay, I

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Speaker 8: Off, if you were the first, then I'm the last

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Speaker 8: and I'm the only one. So we're gonna leave it

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Speaker 8: at that. How about that, partner?

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Speaker 12: It's whatever, man, You know what, Man, I try to

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Speaker 8: You're doing a little bad.

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Speaker 12: I should have called Sylvia in the first I should

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Speaker 12: have never called matter of fact, you know what I

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Speaker 12: apologize for cause let me get out the phone and

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Speaker 12: just called Sylvia. See and do that.

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Speaker 8: You go right on the head and call her.

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Speaker 12: Well, that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia can make

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Speaker 8: I can tell you what thing Sylvia do, what Sylvia

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Speaker 13: Man.

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Speaker 12: This is not about being interested in me.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 12: This is innocent. This is just me and her going

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Speaker 12: like we're finna go do something together, man, on a

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Speaker 8: My cool. I'm trying to tell you that I'd already

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Speaker 8: told you know, okay, if you can't get no, I

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Speaker 8: I'll tell you that much. She's not going to reunion.

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Speaker 12: You know what, Man, I'm through talking to you. I'm

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Speaker 12: just gonna call Sylvia because that's what I should have

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Speaker 12: done in the first place.

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Speaker 8: I tell you, but you ain't in to call nobody.

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Speaker 8: You bet not die my wife number. Man, I'm telling

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Speaker 8: you this right now. I'll be at the class word union.

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Speaker 8: I'll be looking for your kid, whatever your name is.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna find out who you are. I ain't playing

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Speaker 8: those like as I have told you. You are disrespectful.

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Speaker 8: In the first place, I didn't told Joe, don't call

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Speaker 8: you better not call the phone.

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Speaker 12: Been. Do you know you lady don't.

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Speaker 8: Want to walk up and knit of my situation. Now.

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Speaker 8: I told you I will come to this class reunion

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Speaker 8: and I will show up, man, because you look like

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Speaker 8: you're playing with me an actor, stupid or something. You

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Speaker 8: ain't taking my watch to no class re union.

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Speaker 12: You're gonna say, Well, I'm saying your why yo're gonna

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Speaker 12: want to go to with me? How you know that

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Speaker 12: you ain't going nowhere? But you out have told you, man,

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Speaker 12: don't get me acting crazy up in here.

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Speaker 8: I'd have told you now. I said first, I'm.

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Speaker 12: Gonna come to the class room you, but I will

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Speaker 12: come to that just to make.

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Speaker 8: Sure I knock your light shot. Don't be acting stupid

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Speaker 8: like I can't find they got all kinds of things

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Speaker 8: found on some of this, but I'll find out.

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Speaker 12: What sit innocent man. Me and hus went to the

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Speaker 12: reunion is innocent, and she ought to be able to

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Speaker 12: decide if she want to go with me or not.

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Speaker 8: Ain't nothing about your your sound tries anyway, called somebody

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Speaker 8: phone because about the class for union. Ain't need much

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Speaker 8: heard about it.

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Speaker 12: I don't get I'll tell you what you know what

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna get off phone calls hire. Okay, respect the ring.

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Speaker 8: You understand what I'm saying to you. I didn't folk

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Speaker 8: the just you man, but I don't understand what you

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Speaker 14: Said about that.

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Speaker 12: Respect the ring and man I got one more thing

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Speaker 12: I need to say to you. Man, got to say

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Speaker 12: to me.

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Speaker 8: Man, you ain't got a thing to say to me

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Speaker 8: except to hit this click in your feel right now.

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Speaker 8: I got one more damn thing to say to you,

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Speaker 8: and then I'm gonna get off the phone. I'm gonna

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Speaker 8: be through with it. Man, Listen, you got to say

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Speaker 8: to me? What? What the you gotta say to me for? I?

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Speaker 12: Hm, I got this to say to you. This is

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Speaker 12: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife

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Speaker 12: still be a got me to prank phone call you?

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Speaker 8: You really, I'm serious, man, I said, Oh man, I'm

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Speaker 12: Man.

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Speaker 8: Just man, oh, this.

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Speaker 12: Is a joke though. You A right.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna be all right about an hour or two.

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Speaker 8: That's that's okay, let's go all right, all right, y'all

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Speaker 8: got me, y'all got me?

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Speaker 12: Well, I guess he was a good time to tell

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Speaker 8: Up, and I guess there ain't no classroom.

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Speaker 12: Huh No, here's a class for you. You need to

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Speaker 12: get ready because you're going.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll be making sure that there would definitely be there.

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Speaker 7: Was that stupid enough?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 7: Steve.

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Speaker 1: This one is from Diamond and Baltimore. Diamond writes, my

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Speaker 1: he's violated his probation twice since we've been together. When

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Speaker 1: he's gone, I can't lie. I sneak around with my

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Speaker 1: be bad all the way around if it's his child.

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Speaker 1: Should I stay with my jailbird boyfriend and let him

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Speaker 7: Why I ain't raised him? From? Where? What does he

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Speaker 7: finla do? What are you zooming? You've been winning four years?

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Speaker 7: He been locked up most of the focus. He keep

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Speaker 7: violating probation. He can't, he can't stay away from nothing. Now,

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Speaker 7: so you've been seeing your ex. Now you pregnant. You

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Speaker 7: don't know who baby it is. He's married, but your

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Speaker 7: ex is married. So let me get this mar You

438
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Speaker 7: just can't get the right kind of dude. The one

439
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Speaker 7: you won't, you say you won't is in jail. The

440
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Speaker 7: one you win is married. Now you're pregnant, you don't

441
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Speaker 7: know which one it is?

442
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Speaker 1: Right, She says, her boyfriend in jail won't be happy

443
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Speaker 1: because he already has three kids.

444
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 7: The hell you worrying about him being happy?

445
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Speaker 1: For about the pregnancy?

446
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Speaker 15: Why you can't hear worry about him.

447
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 7: He got other issues. Even to be mad because you pregnant.

448
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 7: He ain't out here taking care of none of them.

449
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 7: Homeboy gotta get itself together. He gotta quit violating. He

450
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Speaker 7: got he got to come out here and do it now.

451
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Speaker 7: I know, I know. Don't get me wrong that that violation.

452
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Speaker 7: Probation can be for anything. I mean, they can come

453
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Speaker 7: set you down for anything. You can't be in the

454
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Speaker 7: presence and nobody with a weapon. You can't be in

455
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Speaker 7: the president, nobody with a record. You can't be within

456
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Speaker 7: so much distance of this, that and the other. You

457
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 7: can't get a ticket. You can't do nothing. You on

458
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Speaker 7: probate as it's easy to violate, you know, but you

459
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Speaker 7: got you need to start picking better.

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Speaker 1: Baby, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all right. Moving on,

461
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Speaker 1: Kelsey and Richmond, Virginia says, I'm a thirty year old

462
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Speaker 1: hairstylist and one of my clients is messing with the

463
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Speaker 1: married man. That man's wife comes to another stylist in

464
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Speaker 1: the salon, and through other gossiping women in the salon,

465
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Speaker 1: they found out about each other. While my client was

466
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Speaker 1: under the dryer Saturday, someone keyed her car and wrote

467
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Speaker 1: on it with a permanent marker. My customer thinks me

468
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Speaker 1: and the other stylists should pay for the damage because

469
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Speaker 1: she's too ashamed to file an insurance claim. Am I

470
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Speaker 1: liable since it was on my property?

471
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Speaker 7: No? Whoa, No, you're not liable for the car if

472
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Speaker 7: you gets stolen on your property. No, she has insurance.

473
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 7: Her insurance is liable for that. You not liable for that.

474
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Speaker 7: I don't see how you liable for that on your property.

475
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Speaker 1: That's over a married man.

476
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Speaker 7: Anything. What else usually happened somewhere around somebody property. Somebody

477
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 7: owns that property all the time.

478
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

479
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Speaker 14: Yeah, so I don't know what to do.

480
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Speaker 7: No, you tripping? You know what, you're worried about car?

481
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 7: You're trying to get liability? Put on the what the

482
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 7: little girl? Come on, you get your life together. We're

483
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 7: worrying about the wrong stuff.

484
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, That is exactly right. Okay, So let's

485
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Speaker 1: see what Sherry and Cincinnati is saying. She writes, I

486
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: have a weird situation with my next door neighbor. He

487
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Speaker 1: plays his saxophone all hours of the day and night,

488
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Speaker 1: and I've complained to him and management. He came over

489
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Speaker 1: the other day with a peace offering, and it was

490
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Speaker 1: not what I expected. He said, clearly there's sexual tension

491
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Speaker 1: with us, and he gave me a long and passionate kiss.

492
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Speaker 1: He said he's ready for set whenever I am. And

493
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Speaker 1: he left my apartment. I want him so badly now,

494
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Speaker 1: But I've never been in a situation like this. Is

495
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Speaker 1: it a bad idea to have sex with a neighbor?

496
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Speaker 7: Just go the way you think it was gonna go.

497
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 7: I thought he came over there with some weed or something.

498
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 7: He came over there, tongue kissing, left.

499
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Speaker 6: I like it.

500
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Speaker 1: Yeah, then he left.

501
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Speaker 7: Well, one thing she ain't gonna call down there about that.

502
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 7: Damn sex, that's what. Damn shut kill me blow all.

503
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 7: You won't, baby, you might have blown that side. She

504
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 7: will be glad when coming back over.

505
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Speaker 1: But her question is is it a bad idea to

506
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Speaker 1: have sex with a neighbor?

507
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Speaker 7: Well, I mean if you single and he's single. He

508
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 7: just came over here, just mouth kissed you real hard.

509
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 7: I'm talking hard anybody. And and he what what instrument

510
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 7: is he blowing? Oh? Yeah, yeah, he had his tongue

511
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 7: way down your throat. His tongue been on weeds and

512
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 7: stuff all his boy. Girl, girl, you've been a saxophone kiss.

513
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 7: You've been growing up in here. All of a sudden,

514
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 7: you girls, it's inevitable. I don't even know why you

515
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 7: wrote this. You already noticed what you do. You just

516
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 7: said you want him so bad? What's stopping you? You

517
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 7: already know it's gonna pop off. But he blowed one

518
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 7: more damn note, and I'm gonna go over there and

519
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 7: straighten all this out. You blow that hard again to

520
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 7: see it on. I come over there and we'll see

521
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 7: who can kiss hard. But what about him? We are

522
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 7: everybody gone there?

523
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Speaker 6: I call myself.

524
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Speaker 7: There, I stop myself. I ain't red. Everybody listening right now,

525
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 7: I probably know what it was. So this write your

526
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 7: own joke. That's gone.

527
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: Good morning radio, Yeah, good morning all right? Oh well,

528
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Speaker 1: uh wow, look at the time. We gotta go stel oh,

529
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Speaker 1: thank you. You're listening. Morning show.

530
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Speaker 3: All right.

531
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Speaker 1: The guys are here with today's comedy segment. Jay tell

532
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Speaker 1: us what this is.

533
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 13: Only has to do it how women can take anything

534
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 13: that a man does, anything, any little, any little movement, anything.

535
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 6: Anything and make something out of it.

536
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 13: By the way she phrases it, okay, like it makes

537
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 13: you feel as if you're doing something wrong.

538
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 6: Anything for instance, for instance.

539
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 7: Oh oh you're taking showers?

540
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: Now, what's wrong with.

541
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 7: And we got one in the band?

542
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 13: When did you start taking showers all of a sudden

543
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 13: you showering up?

544
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 6: I love this thing.

545
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's simple phrasing right there.

546
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 7: When did you start wearing that fragrance? Yeah?

547
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not what you usually wear.

548
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 12: You know.

549
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 7: I just I was in the department strowing. I saw

550
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Speaker 7: a new and the ladies.

551
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Speaker 6: Pray, you're changing up?

552
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 11: Now?

553
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 6: You changing up fragrances?

554
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 4: Yeah?

555
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 7: When they when they start with I see you got

556
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 7: some new shoes. Yeah.

557
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 13: Well, when did you start eating toes? I never knows

558
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 13: you like toast toast half?

559
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 7: Yeah?

560
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 6: I just wanted to try cut cutting bread and half?

561
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 10: Now, so we cutting off ends.

562
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,479
Speaker 3: You don't eat the crust.

563
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 6: We don't eat crust no more. Yeah, I'm going to

564
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 6: fool man.

565
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, always somebody love all of this.

566
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Speaker 3: I love it.

567
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 14: Here go one right here is when you start buying

568
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 14: new socks? Yes, well old sock for help?

569
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Speaker 8: Yeah?

570
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 7: I get this one all the time. What is you

571
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 7: doing on that side of town?

572
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 14: Yes?

573
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 6: Why are you over that?

574
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 7: Yeah? What is you doing in sugar lane?

575
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: That's what I want to get what you over that?

576
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: Who you know? Where charl is from?

577
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 15: Higg Higo one, this one, this one? They say it's

578
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 15: really ball. Could we be mind our own business on

579
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 15: the phone. Maybe they just laughing, having a good time.

580
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 10: What's so funny?

581
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 4: I like to laugh too?

582
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 7: Yeah?

583
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 12: What what?

584
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 13: You all all head back laughing and then day, Yeah,

585
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 13: you're cracking up a joke.

586
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: My favorite segment of twenty eighteen.

587
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Speaker 7: Right here, what I saw you scribbling? What you scratch

588
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 7: it out for?

589
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 14: Yeah?

590
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 7: You got you gotta see your sound?

591
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 10: You wrote something down scratched.

592
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 7: You were scribbling what you're scratching out from?

593
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 6: Yeah? Oh I got one, Steve, I got one? Oh, Shirley,

594
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 6: tell Steve like that? One has one?

595
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 12: Steve?

596
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 7: Okay, tell me to go ahead.

597
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 6: Since since when you started liking that song? I never

598
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 6: know you like that song?

599
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: Okay?

600
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 7: Oh that's your jam?

601
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: I got warm.

602
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 7: I got warm for you. You ready for this?

603
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 6: What you gotta bring it?

604
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 7: Why Earl keep calling you.

605
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 14: Your dog?

606
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 7: Because we friends? But what do you keep calling you? Photos?

607
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 7: I got I got this one about the Monaco. So

608
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 7: you you didn't went from Zes to Dove?

609
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:20,479
Speaker 12: Huh?

610
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 7: You didn't went from Zes to dove. That's what you're doing.

611
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 7: Now you're doing dub Who.

612
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 10: Got your dove?

613
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 7: Who puts your on dove?

614
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 6: I got one? I got one? I got one.

615
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 8: That one.

616
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 6: So you went to the McDonald's on the other side

617
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Speaker 6: of town.

618
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Speaker 7: What's rolling on one of the street?

619
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Speaker 16: Yeah okay, yeah, okay, so now so now so now

620
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Speaker 16: you you going to church? You about you about the Lord?

621
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Speaker 4: Who with this?

622
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 7: When you start eating Mediterranean food?

623
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 8: I got.

624
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 7: So why you got to be at every taco to.

625
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 6: What's down?

626
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 12: Now?

627
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 9: So good?

628
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 7: Damn taco do spot? Oh you Mexican?

629
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 6: Now where you know how from at the bank? I

630
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 6: come in here every day week. You tell me how

631
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 6: I noticed lady.

632
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 10: People always speaking to see my first time in here?

633
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 8: Yeah?

634
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 7: No, no here. So I see y'all friends on Facebook.

635
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 7: We ain't friends on Facebook?

636
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 9: One right there?

637
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 6: I love it.

638
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 10: Don't hit that like, don't hit that like.

639
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 7: But yeah, be careful.

640
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Speaker 11: Joy.

641
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 6: So you you hugging people around the waist when you

642
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 6: take pictures, now, huh.

643
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 10: We got to have our arms straight up in the ass.

644
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 10: We gotta be a wrist.

645
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,240
Speaker 6: We're getting a wrest.

646
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 10: So when you start wiping stuff off my.

647
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 17: Face, yeah I know, Yeah, oh boy, yet I'm sleep

648
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 17: in your eye just was giving me.

649
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 13: I'm oh you like baked chicken? Now, all of a

650
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 13: sudden you baked chicken? Now, okay, yeah, that's what we're doing.

651
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 13: I'm stupid you eating baked chicken.

652
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 7: Since when you got to where you want to hold

653
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 7: my hand? And when we go when they start here

654
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 7: just holding hands? When that starts?

655
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 10: So you started wearing your ring again.

656
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 6: Huh, you can't win.

657
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve closes out.

658
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 7: Know this, I'm through.

659
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 8: I like.

660
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 6: You now you oh, now you now.

661
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 7: When you start crying after six.

662
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Speaker 1: My god, you're listening morning show. All right, guys, time

663
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Speaker 1: now for another round of would you rather? Would you

664
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Speaker 1: rather never ever have to get tired or never ever

665
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: have to go to the bathroom?

666
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Speaker 7: Which one never get tired? I got now, yeah, I

667
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 7: gotta go. I enjoy going to the bathroom.

668
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 4: Over sharing.

669
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 7: I got TV computer in my bathroom. I enjoy the

670
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 7: people don't know who I am. I enjoy I enjoyed

671
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 7: feeling of going to the bathroom.

672
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 11: I got a built in water spray, but day I

673
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 11: got Yeah, you know, it's enjoyable for me, and I

674
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 11: like the feeling of being in the bathroom, sitting there naked,

675
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 11: ain't got no clothes on, I got a.

676
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 7: Heat on it.

677
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 12: What you know?

678
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 8: All right?

679
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: Well, thank you, junior.

680
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 15: No just I never want to double to get tired.

681
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 15: Man going to the bathroom, good feeling. I just set

682
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 15: in that bathroom to my legs, went to sleep.

683
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: How long were you in there?

684
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 7: One got up and just fell into the dough.

685
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 8: So long?

686
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 7: Got him just that had no legs?

687
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: All right?

688
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 3: Moving on?

689
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: Would you rather have no one show up to your

690
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: wedding or no one show up to your funeral?

691
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 7: To the wedding? I want to feel a pack. I

692
00:36:54,800 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 7: need I need something. I need some acknowledgement, crime remarks,

693
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 7: building shut down you know, yeah that I'm talking about

694
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 7: the feral procession thirty minutes shut down on the car

695
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 7: sold out.

696
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's.

697
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: All right. Would you would you rather have your own

698
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: private jet or your own private island?

699
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 7: Well, we're gonna get to the island. If we ain't

700
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 7: got the damn.

701
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 14: Jet, you can't land it, gentlemen, Yeah, millow Island. I'm

702
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 14: gonna get an island. I'm gonna get a big.

703
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 7: Island, all right.

704
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: Last one, Would you rather sit near the printer or

705
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 1: sit near the water cooler. What weren't near the printer?

706
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 7: Yeah, either way, I'm doing bad. I don't like sit

707
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 7: by water cool I'm working at.

708
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: Out of an officer. Here all the studios.

709
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 7: They ain't got no bottle water.

710
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded with you.

711
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 7: I have an assistant that go get this print.

712
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show? All right, guys. So June we

713
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: all know, is a great, big, really big wedding month,

714
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: and a lot of people are celebrating their anniversaries. See

715
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: your anniversaries this month. So the question for today is

716
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: what do you regret not doing on your wedding day?

717
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 1: Who wants to go first? Jay, I go.

718
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,320
Speaker 3: First, I go first.

719
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: I regret not doing it.

720
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 7: We didn't do it. To the next day. It didn't happen.

721
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 14: It wasn't like in the movies when you pick them up,

722
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 14: carry them through the door and it all happened.

723
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 7: They didn't go nothing like that. Too tired, got in

724
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 7: there and both fell asleep.

725
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, too much.

726
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 6: You party too much.

727
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 7: You just party too much.

728
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 14: And what I think the reception and the way it

729
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 14: was just overwhelmed me. Man, Wow, did you hear me

730
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 14: say that? Did you hear my w did you hit up?

731
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 7: What did you say?

732
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 12: Oh?

733
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: No, said a good and that has an agent in it.

734
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 7: I said, yeah, come on, what about you?

735
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 13: Oh me?

736
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,720
Speaker 6: What do I regret on my wedding?

737
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 7: The answer to what?

738
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: What is it?

739
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 6: I regret showing the hell up?

740
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: Let me say that, what on your wedding?

741
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 6: Let me just say this.

742
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 13: I have much respect for all the ladies out married.

743
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 13: It was me, Steve will tell you and I'll tell

744
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 13: you it was me. My daughter said at the wedding,

745
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 13: she said, Daddy, and I should have took the advice.

746
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 13: She said, you ain't got to do this. We can

747
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 13: leave right now and have a party. I should have

748
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 13: just left right there and just go with my daughter

749
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 13: and just hang out.

750
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 6: But I regret you when you're standing right there and

751
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 6: you're looking at the guy and you're saying to you, up,

752
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 6: this ain't gonna this is not gonna work out.

753
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 13: When I can hear the voice in my head now,

754
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 13: I know I shouldn't be here. I don't know why, brother,

755
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 13: I know I'm gonna mess.

756
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 12: This up, and I did.

757
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 6: I completely missed it up. So I regret showing up.

758
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 7: In this marriage. I have absolutely none. We had a

759
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 7: great day it was in now We One of the

760
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 7: best days turned out to be of my life, my

761
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:53,720
Speaker 7: second marriage. My deepest regret was staying quiet when he said,

762
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 7: is that anyone here? You can flying? Just cause while

763
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:05,240
Speaker 7: he's who shouldn't not be joined that me being quiet

764
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 7: that I was thinking about it. I just felt like

765
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 7: I shouldn't. I shouldn't be the one to say this.

766
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 7: I was waiting on somebody. I thought somebody. Somebody was

767
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 7: somebody was standing up. Nobody did. And I regret staying

768
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 7: quiet doing that particular. Normally, if you ask me something,

769
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 7: I got a response for you right away. But he

770
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 7: wasn't talking to me exactly. He said, is that anyone?

771
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 7: And I was just looking at it. He was looking around.

772
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 9: Turn around.

773
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, I looked over my shoulder. People thought I was joking.

774
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 7: I was really looking so crazy. He look making sure

775
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 7: nobody's saying nothing.

776
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 15: No, I was looking at the hopes of just somebody

777
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 15: in your family, staying somebody.

778
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: I'm just regretted not tasting the food. I didn't get

779
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: a chance.

780
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, dance a little more. I can party. You know,

781
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,399
Speaker 7: I'll walk you down.

782
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: Yes you did, uh huh, you did? Thank you.

783
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 13: I was grateful to you for that. But I say

784
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 13: how much people don't believe in me getting married? A

785
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 13: friend of mine said, I invited her to my third wedding.

786
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 13: She said, that's okay, I'll catch the next one.

787
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: Your friends know you.

788
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 6: Hell till the no.

789
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 12: You saying you?

790
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 7: What is it about you?

791
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, look at me.

792
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 7: It's me.

793
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 6: It's me, It's me, all right.

794
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: Else, we'll have more of the Sea Harvey Morning Show

795
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show coming up

796
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, about four minutes after.

797
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: It's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject I was

798
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 1: in the closet the whole time. We'll get into that

799
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: in just a bit. It's not what you think. But

800
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 1: right now it is time for the prank phone call.

801
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 6: What you got, nephew?

802
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 14: House party ed Glenda? Oh, house party Glenn. Everybody like

803
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 14: a good house.

804
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: Party, House good Glenda, Glen.

805
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 12: Let's go Hello Hello, Hey man, y'all need me to

806
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 12: bring some ice over there?

807
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 7: Yeah?

808
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 9: Man, we can. We can use some ice over here.

809
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 12: Hey, this launch man. I was trying to see U

810
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 12: if y'all need some what kind of beat should I bring? Ma?

811
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 12: Y'all want some beer? Man?

812
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,399
Speaker 9: Everybody over here pretty much do badwiser? Man, who would

813
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 9: you say this was the game?

814
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 8: This launch?

815
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 12: This launch?

816
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 9: Man?

817
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 12: I ran it to your wife at the supermarket and

818
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 12: she was telling me, y'all, was you know, getting together?

819
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 12: And she told me to, you know, come on through it.

820
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 12: I ass some time, so I didn't want to just

821
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,839
Speaker 12: come through that without nothings, you know what I'm saying.

822
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 12: I want to, you know, come through empty hand and

823
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 12: looking disrespectful.

824
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 13: Man.

825
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I feel it.

826
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 8: Man.

827
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 9: We just be pretty much over he just kicking and

828
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 9: watching the game.

829
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 8: Man.

830
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 9: You can you know, some beer, some ice, that'd be good.

831
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 12: Bron Okay, okay, okay, cool man, Well listen, I mean,

832
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 12: I mean people you are gonna have. I want to

833
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 12: make sure I'll bring enough stuff. Yeah, but who who

834
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 12: do you?

835
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,879
Speaker 9: I can't, I can't really, man, who'd you say this was? Again?

836
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 8: Though?

837
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 12: My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Lauren. I

838
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 12: went to uh I went to school with Glinda.

839
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 9: Okay, you went to see what's the school with Glenda?

840
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 8: Okay? Laurence, huh yeah, yeah we went.

841
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 12: We went to school together, so you know we we

842
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 12: I ain't seen there like man, I swear it's been

843
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 12: like fifteen twenty years, you know what I mean? Ironically,

844
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 12: you know, I just got back to town, you know,

845
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 12: two weeks ago, and to you know, run into a classmate.

846
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 12: I was like, wow, but but you know, uh, she

847
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 12: invited me out.

848
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: Man.

849
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 12: I ain't been nowhere since I got here, So you know,

850
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 12: it's cool just to get out a little bit. So,

851
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 12: you know, you say, but wise and I bring some ice, man,

852
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 12: So yeah, we're good.

853
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 8: Were good.

854
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 12: I'm just gonna bring a couple of cases. That's cool.

855
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you say Glenda, which y'all, y'all,

856
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 9: y'all went to high school of college and what you

857
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 9: meet her at?

858
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:01,680
Speaker 8: No?

859
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 12: No, no, me and me and Glenna went to high

860
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:03,959
Speaker 12: school together.

861
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 9: Dog, Oh, y'all went to high school together.

862
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,959
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying.

863
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 9: Okay, you say what you say? You said? Your ain't Lawrence?

864
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 12: Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah, we went to high school together.

865
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 14: Man.

866
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 12: That was you know, man, Glennon still look good? God?

867
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 12: How long y'all been married?

868
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 9: Have we been married for about sixteen years? Man?

869
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 12: Wow? Wow?

870
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 8: Wow?

871
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 12: Okay yeah yeah yeah, yeah? Man, you did good?

872
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 8: Man.

873
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 12: I hate I messed it up, you know what I mean?

874
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 12: But you know it's neither hitting on that, man. But

875
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 12: this is ironic that I ran into him. Man, So

876
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 12: I just appreciated the invite. I saw, I saw Glendon. Man, Yo, Yo,

877
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 12: your girl looking good, man, I ain't seen in a

878
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:40,399
Speaker 12: long time, you know what I'm saying?

879
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, Yo, man, what do you Let's back up a minute, man,

880
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 9: what do you mean you you hate?

881
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 12: You messed that up?

882
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 9: What do you mean by that?

883
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 12: Well? No, that's no okay, okay, my bad dog. I'm

884
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 12: thinking you familiar with my name.

885
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 8: Now.

886
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 12: See Glinda was Glendon was my high school sweetheart. You know.

887
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 12: We dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man,

888
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 12: we went the problem together, all right.

889
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 9: Right, look all right, man, I see you know what man,

890
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 9: I'm let me see.

891
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 8: I don't know.

892
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 9: I don't know what Glinda what she meant by by

893
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 9: telling you she you could come through the crib, bro,

894
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,760
Speaker 9: But you you can't come through.

895
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 12: My house, dog.

896
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 9: I mean I didn't. I didn't have mine back in

897
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 9: the day, and she might have had hers, brother, But

898
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 9: you you can't come over my house, dude.

899
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, hold hold hello, holdo man now, Glinda then

900
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 12: invited me and I'm coming, don't. I don't know what

901
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 12: what the hostility is, but man, but I'm I'm coming

902
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 12: to the house. You ain't.

903
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 9: You ain't come into my house though, Dog.

904
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 12: Listen to me, Man, I'm not finishinging and go back

905
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 12: and forth with you. I would have ran into Glenn

906
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 12: in the store. Glenna said, she you know, it was

907
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 12: good to see me, you know, come through the night.

908
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 12: I say, cool, you know, and she gave me the

909
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 12: number on ask can you what else I should? You know?

910
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 12: What else I should get? You know? So I'm I'm

911
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 12: calling you saying, hey, man, you want some ice and

912
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 12: some beer. I'm gonna roll through.

913
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 8: Man, it's just a party. Dog.

914
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 12: You insecure? What's what's up?

915
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 9: Insecure? Listen?

916
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 7: Listen to me.

917
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 9: Dog, I'm gonna I'm gonna go and get Glinda all right?

918
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 9: And this because right here don't make sense to me.

919
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 8: Dog, What do you mean?

920
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 9: Glendy invited you to the house and I'm telling you

921
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 9: right now you ain't coming to my house. Bro, If

922
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 9: you come to my house, you're gonna.

923
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 12: Get up hold off. So what what you're threatening me? Now?

924
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 8: Dog? That's what?

925
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 12: Who is you don I'm first. That's who I am for.

926
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 12: I remember, I'm off first. I'm the one.

927
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 9: She really remembers, you mean you don't want She really remembers.

928
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 12: I'm all first.

929
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 9: Dog, Man, I look, man, like I said, you bring

930
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 9: your pump over to my house, and it's gonna be

931
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 9: about twenty way none. All my boys over here we're thinking.

932
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 12: It all right, you bring you over here.

933
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 8: You won't leave.

934
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 9: I promise you that.

935
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 12: I'll tell you what. Man, I'll be over there because

936
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 12: Glenda the one invited me, and I'm showing up. And

937
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 12: if you start tripping with me, guess what, dog, it's

938
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 12: all and poppets. One thing I don't forgot is my

939
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 12: first love and my first love been invited me to

940
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 12: the house.

941
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 8: And I can't.

942
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 9: I can't even deal with it.

943
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 12: Bro.

944
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 9: I'm gonna tell you know you you obviously you don't

945
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 9: spoke to Glinda. You know what I live, right, you

946
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 9: show your stuff. I want you to come on. I

947
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 9: want you to come on over and you show up

948
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 9: like I said, you shut up and everything going on.

949
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 9: I promise you that, brother.

950
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 12: Whatever then, man, it's whatever right, Hey.

951
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 9: Bright look look man, me and my boys over here,

952
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 9: we just waiting on we just waiting on there. All

953
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 9: you gotta do is is make the move broight, all

954
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 9: you want.

955
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 12: To do is make I'll tell you what, man, I'm

956
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 12: just let me call Glenda. See I need to call

957
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 12: Glenda because see see see.

958
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 9: Glennar let me caet Glinda? Who can you don't who you?

959
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 12: I'm gonna tell you one month time. I am Glinda's first.

960
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 12: Don't give her on the inner side life. I might

961
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 12: be her last her everything.

962
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 9: Must be out his mind. See lord, listen, I got

963
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 9: this park on the phone.

964
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 12: But Rick, yo, yo, don let me ask you this here.

965
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 8: Man.

966
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 12: You don't even know where Glinda's spotted at? Do you do? You?

967
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 12: What the I know where her spot at?

968
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 13: What the fu?

969
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 9: Are you done?

970
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 7: What the th this she is?

971
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 8: Bro?

972
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 12: Hey, man, ain't you bring up?

973
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 9: But yeah, I want you to show up at Mike.

974
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 12: You call me with this stupid bruh.

975
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 9: You're talking about my girl, my girl? Spot you come,

976
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 9: but I want to see you at the crib right now, bro,

977
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 9: get your seeing your whip right now, you drive down.

978
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 8: To my you I'm mona you up.

979
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:17,879
Speaker 12: Bro. You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.

980
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 12: You ain't gonna do nothing, do nothing to tell you what.

981
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 9: I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I trump you

982
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 9: bring over here, but I'm telling you not going home

983
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 9: though you're not going home whatever.

984
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 12: I got one more thing I want to say to you.

985
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 12: Is you listening, my girl? I got one more thing

986
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 12: I want to say to you, though. Is you listening

987
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 12: to me?

988
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:35,880
Speaker 9: I'm not listening to you.

989
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 12: Hey, man, is you listening? Is you listening? Because evidently

990
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 12: you ay? Are you listening to me?

991
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 9: You want to say?

992
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 12: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

993
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 12: You just got pranked by your wife, Glinda.

994
00:49:55,440 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 9: You see, I'm no plan many I'll playing dog kill y'all. Man,

995
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 9: I'm so glad there's a joke. Brun I'm telling because

996
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 9: one of us was leaving here at tonight.

997
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 8: Bruh, that's going down.

998
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 14: It is June fifteen, neph you tell me House Party

999
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 14: Comedy Jam. That's Dallas, Texas. That's at the Majestic Theater.

1000
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 14: Tony Robins, Dominique and myself we will be in the

1001
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 14: building acting a dog gone fool. It is Father's Day weekends.

1002
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 14: All your father's come on out and get with your boy,

1003
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 14: get your groove on and have a whole lot of laughs.

1004
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 14: And it's happening at the Majesty Saturday, June fifteenth, that

1005
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 14: is Father's Day weekend, and that is the next day

1006
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 14: will be my beautiful anniversary with me when I had

1007
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 14: twenty three years of being married.

1008
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 7: I love you so much, dear. She will be coming

1009
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 7: to work with me.

1010
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 14: Hopefully she'll stay in the in the dressing room and

1011
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 14: not hear any of the jokes I'm out saying about her.

1012
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 14: Pray for me, boy, that ain't happen. Yeah, yeah, it

1013
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,439
Speaker 14: might all be coming to the close front row. Yeah,

1014
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 14: well it's gone. This might be the last show then

1015
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 14: with those jokes, wow.

1016
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 15: Like that?

1017
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:25,720
Speaker 14: Yeah yeah, but I just wrote these out right after cancer.

1018
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 14: These are great ones.

1019
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: This is this is class.

1020
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,919
Speaker 14: You don't want to say, a classic. They've been hitting

1021
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 14: home runs. I didn't wanted to see them this early,

1022
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 14: but I guess this is it.

1023
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,760
Speaker 1: Well, she has a while, so she's definitely coming.

1024
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's been a minute, So pray for me in Dallas.

1025
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 14: All your preachers in Dallas, come on out and lay

1026
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 14: hands on me for a minute.

1027
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 1: Unless just let's just see if I can get through it.

1028
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 7: Cancel. It's all wrapped up in there together the senators.

1029
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,439
Speaker 3: Why is that barb.

1030
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what Junior

1031
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 7: gonna say to these senators next.

1032
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: Year to Dallas a new time. All right, we're moving on.

1033
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, Nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Subject I

1034
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,879
Speaker 1: was in the closet the whole time. We'll get into

1035
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,720
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

1036
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you

1037
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:36,120
Speaker 1: need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,

1038
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot

1039
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

1040
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna

1041
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: read this one right here right now. That's for you, Jay,

1042
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: could be yours, you never know.

1043
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 10: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it is that time. It's

1044
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 10: time for the Strawberry Letter.

1045
00:52:55,320 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 18: Well, my great friend Shirley straw Thank you, my friend Junior. Subject,

1046
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 18: I was in the closet the whole time, do Stephen, Shirley.

1047
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,959
Speaker 18: I'm twenty eight years old and I've had the worst

1048
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 18: dating history of all my friends. I was recently dating

1049
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 18: a guy that told me he had a stalker, and

1050
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 18: we had to lay low for a while until she

1051
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 18: left him alone. I understood why he might have a

1052
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 18: stalker because he is fine and sexy, with a ball

1053
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 18: head and a full beard. He's thirty six years old,

1054
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 18: so I was intrigued by dating an older man for

1055
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 18: the first time. I had been to his home a

1056
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,720
Speaker 18: few times and it was very nice, so I asked

1057
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 18: him who helped him decorate it. He said his mother

1058
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 18: used to be an interior designer, so she helped him out.

1059
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 18: We primarily spend time at my apartment, though, because his

1060
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,839
Speaker 18: house was way in the suburbs. All of these red

1061
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 18: flags were popping up, but I overlooked them because I

1062
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 18: wanted this to work out.

1063
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 1: I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Last weekend,

1064
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,800
Speaker 1: we had planned to see Frankie, Beverly and Mays in concert,

1065
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: and he had a car service pick me up first

1066
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: and then and then pick him up. He told me

1067
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 1: to come in so we could have a drink before

1068
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 1: we left. We started fooling around and he took me

1069
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 1: into one of the guest bedrooms, which I thought was weird.

1070
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: As I got naked, I heard a woman's voice. He

1071
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: picked me up, wrapped me in the sheets, and put

1072
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: me in walk in closet and said he thinks his

1073
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 1: stalker is in the house and I need to stay

1074
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: in the closet and be quiet because she's crazy. I

1075
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: could faintly hear him asking the woman to go to

1076
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: the concert with him, and then silence. Fifteen minutes later,

1077
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: he texted me and asked me to make up the

1078
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 1: bed and get ano uber and he'd explain things later.

1079
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: I left the room a mess and I left. He

1080
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: had been calling me NonStop. He's been calling me NonStop,

1081
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: but I won't answer. And why did he force me

1082
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 1: in the closet and leave? Should I hear him out

1083
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 1: or keep ignoring him?

1084
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 12: No?

1085
00:54:56,200 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: What you should do right now is run, run, run run. Okay,

1086
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: there's nothing to explain. What can he explain? I mean,

1087
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:07,719
Speaker 1: your red flags were right, they were real, and since

1088
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,320
Speaker 1: you chose to ignore them because you said you wanted

1089
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: to work it out. You wanted this to work out

1090
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,840
Speaker 1: with this guy. God did you a favor and allowed

1091
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: that to happen. Okay, it was either his wife or

1092
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 1: his girlfriend, his living girlfriend in the house, and that's

1093
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: all you need to know. What else do you need

1094
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: to know? I can't believe how stupid and reckless he

1095
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 1: was to put you in harm's way like that his

1096
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: stalker was in the house. But then again I can

1097
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 1: because he sounds selfish and he sounds like a liar. Anyway,

1098
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: the best thing that could have happened to you was leaving,

1099
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: was him leaving you in that closet. So please let

1100
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 1: him call all day and night, but don't answer that phone,

1101
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: because what can he say? How can he explain what

1102
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: he did? He can't explain that, there's nothing he can say.

1103
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: Block him right now, Block him and move on with

1104
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: your life. Please learn from this experience the next time

1105
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: your your gut starts putting up red flags. Okay, listen, listen, Linda, listen.

1106
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 7: Steve, this is a way. Who are we talking to

1107
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 7: in this letter? I'm so confused because you're asking questions

1108
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 7: of Shirley and I that are so damn obvious. Yeah,

1109
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 7: I don't even understand why you needed when you wrote

1110
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,280
Speaker 7: the letter, did you read it back? You didn't answer

1111
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 7: none of these questions yourself. I was in the clauset

1112
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 7: the whole time. What now, you're twenty eight years old, single,

1113
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 7: I've had the worst dating history of all my friends. Well,

1114
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 7: let me tell you why. Based on this letter right here,

1115
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 7: I think the reason you've had the worst dating experience

1116
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 7: of all your friends is because you're slow. You're slow,

1117
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 7: young lady, You're just slow.

1118
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,280
Speaker 1: You really want to use that word.

1119
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 7: No, that's the word I want to use. Your just slow.

1120
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 7: I'm just saying that you're you're you're you're slow to

1121
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 7: come to terms with things. You're slow to figure it out.

1122
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 7: You're you're you're slow to get the point. You're you're

1123
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 7: you're you're you're you're slow to come to conclusions. I

1124
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 7: don't mean like slow in there any other way, except

1125
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 7: you're slow to come to conclusions. It takes you too

1126
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 7: long to figure out the obvious. You need to become

1127
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 7: a quicker person. You're too damn slow. Good, I mean

1128
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 7: so looking at that's why you have the worst dating experience.

1129
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 7: I recently dating a guy that told me he had

1130
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 7: a stalker. Okay, let's keep this in mind now, and

1131
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 7: we had to lay low for a while until she

1132
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 7: left him alone. Where wait, so we just met and

1133
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 7: we got to lay low for a while until she

1134
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 7: leave him alone. Okay, then why don't we do this

1135
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 7: right here when you get rid of the stalker and

1136
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 7: the coast is clear, so I don't get myself in

1137
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 7: a dangerous situation. Why don't you get that figured out

1138
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:12,959
Speaker 7: and then call me after you got the restraining orders

1139
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 7: and everything from the police department. But oh no, you

1140
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 7: slow to come to that. I came to it right

1141
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 7: after I read the letter. Surey came to it. Everybody

1142
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 7: listening and came to this. But you slow. So now

1143
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 7: y'all gonna lay low for a while. I understood why

1144
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 7: he might have a stalker because he find and sexy

1145
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 7: with a bald head and a full beard. That's why

1146
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 7: you got a stalker. That's what you came to. You

1147
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 7: got a stalker because you bad head and you find

1148
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 7: you understood that? What how did you come to understand that?

1149
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 7: Just because he got a ball head and he fined.

1150
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 6: He fined to who.

1151
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 8: Tell you?

1152
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 7: Obviously the stalker don't feel that way because the stalker

1153
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 7: trying to kill him.

1154
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 6: So hold on, Steve, hold on.

1155
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at

1156
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry letter, subject

1157
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: I was in the closet the whole time. We'll get

1158
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening hard Morning show.

1159
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

1160
00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: And the subject is I was in the closet the

1161
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: whole time.

1162
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 7: This is such a sad because you know, the subject is,

1163
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 7: I was in the closet the whole time. And when

1164
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 7: I said earlier, and I explained myself what I mean

1165
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 7: by saying she's slow, I'm saying that she is slow

1166
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 7: to come to conclusions. She's slow to reach certain points

1167
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 7: of understanding. The girl is just slow to this, and

1168
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 7: the rest of us is reading this letter, we're getting

1169
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 7: it right away. Yeah, but this happened to her and

1170
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,919
Speaker 7: she's slow to all of this. So now she's twenty

1171
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 7: eight years old, got the worst dating history of all

1172
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 7: my friends. I think it's because she's slow. I was

1173
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 7: recently dating a guy that told me he had a

1174
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 7: stalker and we had to layload for a while until

1175
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 7: she left him alone. Okay, cool, First things first, get

1176
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 7: rid of your stalker. Call me so you don't put

1177
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 7: me in an uncompromising position. Let me know when everything

1178
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 7: is clear. When you got a police you know, restraining order,

1179
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 7: and everything you need from the courts or she get

1180
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 7: arrested or something there and call me okay, cool. But

1181
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 7: you ain't do that because you understood why he might

1182
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 7: have a stalker because he find is sexy with a

1183
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 7: bald head and a full bed. That's it. So if

1184
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 7: you ball hit it fine, sexy and got a full bed,

1185
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 7: you gonna have stalkers. That's all to be.

1186
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what you no, no, no, that.

1187
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 7: You're gonna have a stalker. So now he's thirty six

1188
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 7: years old. So I was intrigued by dating an older

1189
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 7: man for the first time. You're twenty eight, thirty six.

1190
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 7: He ain't no older man. That's eight years. Oh my god,

1191
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 7: you're not only slow, you can't do arithmetic. It's eight years,

1192
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 7: little girl, that ain't an older man, that ain't even ten.

1193
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: You frustrated? Did you just sigh?

1194
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 7: Now listen to this. Now, I had been to his

1195
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 7: home a few times and it was very nice. Wait

1196
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,680
Speaker 7: a minute, I thought he just told you we're gonna

1197
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 7: have to lay load for a while. But no, no, no,

1198
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 7: you done been to his home a few times and

1199
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 7: it was very nice. So I asked him who helped

1200
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 7: him decorate it? He said, his mother used to be

1201
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 7: an intereared designer, so she helped him out. That sounds good,

1202
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 7: that's okay, I ain't tripping on that. We primarily spend

1203
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 7: time in my apartment though, because his house was way

1204
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 7: in the suburbs. Okay, so your house is where. If

1205
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:02,959
Speaker 7: his house is way in the suburbs, your house is well.

1206
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 7: So obviously this was like too long of a drive

1207
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 7: for y'all. I would go on and take the time

1208
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 7: for the nice house long drive. We can talk, get

1209
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,280
Speaker 7: to know each other. But oh, that's right, y'all can't

1210
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,479
Speaker 7: be seen together because y'all got to lay low because

1211
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 7: he got a stalker. And then she says, all these

1212
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 7: red flags were popping up, but I overlooked him because

1213
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 7: I wanted this to work out. A lady came on

1214
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 7: my show one time and said the best line I

1215
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 7: heard about red flags. She said, ladies, stop collecting red flags.

1216
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 7: Stop collecting You see, y'all, we red flags pop up,

1217
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 7: go the other way, stop collecting them. But you know

1218
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,480
Speaker 7: why she was collecting them, because she wanted this to

1219
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 7: work out. I gave him the benefit of the doubt,

1220
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 7: the benefit of the doubt. Last weekend we had planned

1221
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 7: to see Frankie Beverly Mays in Concept and he had

1222
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 7: a conservice picked me up first and then pick him up.

1223
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 7: No problem with that. He told me to come in

1224
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 7: so we can have a drink. Before we left. We

1225
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,360
Speaker 7: started fooling around and he took me into one of

1226
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 7: the guest bedrooms, which I thought was weird. But you

1227
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 7: took your ass in there anyway. See now it was weird.

1228
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 7: See you a little slow, but let me tell you

1229
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 7: how quick you get over stuff. As I got naked,

1230
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 7: he told me to come in so we can have

1231
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 7: a dream. We started fooling around and he took me

1232
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 7: into one of the guest bedrooms, which I thought was weird.

1233
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 7: So as I got naked, the next lafe we got

1234
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 7: over that week you got you got real good, real fast.

1235
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,480
Speaker 6: This weird bedroom down the hardway.

1236
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 7: Let me go and get these clothes off before I

1237
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 7: figured this out. As I got naked, I heard a

1238
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 7: woman's voice. He picked me up, wrapped me in the sheets,

1239
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 7: and put me in a walk in closet and says

1240
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 7: he thinks his stalker is in the house and I

1241
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 7: need to stand in the closet and be quiet because

1242
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 7: she crazy.

1243
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 8: What what.

1244
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 7: Wait a minute, you got nigked. You hear a woman's voice.

1245
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 7: He pick you up, wrap you in the sheet, the sheets,

1246
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 7: your flow ass to the closet. You stand there, moneyfied, Yes,

1247
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 7: wrapped up tight. Probably wrap your mouth up too, so

1248
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 7: you couldn't say nothing. Now you in that looking like

1249
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 7: a full blown mommy in a tune. And you hear

1250
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:48,120
Speaker 7: a woman's voice. He told you be quiet cause she crazy.

1251
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 7: Right after he said that, I could faintly hear him

1252
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:56,080
Speaker 7: asking the woman to go to the concert with him,

1253
01:04:56,400 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 7: and then silence. Who takes a stalker to see Frankie Beverly?

1254
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 7: You know how hard it is to enjoy a show

1255
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 7: and somebody's standing next to you trying to kill you.

1256
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 7: I can't believe this. Come I look a murderer with

1257
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 7: me to the concert? What easy? And he starts his

1258
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 7: concert with we all won.

1259
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: See, we gotta go.

1260
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,640
Speaker 7: I got to come back and give you just my

1261
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:35,520
Speaker 7: last piece of this right here. You know it's a

1262
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 7: lot of slow people listening.

1263
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:40,920
Speaker 1: All right, We'll be back with part three, The Strawberry

1264
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 1: Letter for today.

1265
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 13: Yo.

1266
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 1: At forty six minutes after right after this, you're listening

1267
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:52,080
Speaker 1: Morning show, all right, because this letter is so crazy.

1268
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:53,800
Speaker 1: Steve had to do a part three.

1269
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 7: I'm gonna just go with this real quick. This woman

1270
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 7: that don't know how to figure stuff out to meet

1271
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 7: this man that they start dating, and she twenty eight

1272
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 7: thirty six told him we got to lay load because

1273
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 7: I got stalker. Okay, So now we went out to

1274
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,959
Speaker 7: his house and he got real nice. How she asked

1275
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 7: me how he decorated, How I told her. He told

1276
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 7: her mama was decorating, and she helped her. But his

1277
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 7: house way out in the suburbs. So we spend all

1278
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 7: the time at my apartment because don't nobody want to

1279
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 7: drive nowhere to no nice house. We just rather stay

1280
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 7: over here in the hood and do our business, you know.

1281
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 7: And so now, okay, so now he invited you to

1282
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 7: go to Frankie Beverly concert and he had a Conservice

1283
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 7: pick you up. He told me come in, so we

1284
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 7: have a drink and we started fooling around, and then

1285
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 7: he took me to one of the guest bedrooms, now

1286
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,600
Speaker 7: which I thought was wed, you know. And but then

1287
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 7: as I got naked, but she gets over steps real

1288
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,479
Speaker 7: fast in this lever yard, it's just ooh, it's wed.

1289
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 7: Let me take these clothes off, and so she took

1290
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,880
Speaker 7: her clothes off. I heard a woman's voice. He picked

1291
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 7: me up, wrapped me in the sheets, and put me

1292
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 7: in the walk in closet and said, he thinks his

1293
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 7: stalker is in the house. I need to stand in

1294
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 7: the closet and be quiet because she crazy. All right now,

1295
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 7: now you you mummified, you wrapped up real tight and

1296
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 7: even wrapped your mouth, your head up, you and that

1297
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:13,000
Speaker 7: can't do number. See he left a little slit so

1298
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,200
Speaker 7: you could see, that's.

1299
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 9: All it was.

1300
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 7: And men, you could faintly hear him asking the woman

1301
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 7: to go to the concert with him, and then silence.

1302
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 7: So you telling me that the stalker then broke in,

1303
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 7: and his way to calm the crazy stalker down is

1304
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:36,400
Speaker 7: invite her to Frankie bevet Maids once again. Do you

1305
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 7: know how hard it is to enjoy a concert standing

1306
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 7: there next to somebody trying to kill you? That is hard.

1307
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 7: That's some hard ass partying right there. I ain't. I

1308
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:50,920
Speaker 7: dodnet been at a party and a shot rang out,

1309
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 7: and it messed me. I didn't. I didn't take the

1310
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 7: murderer with me, And so then there was silence, and

1311
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 7: then fifteen minutes later, he text me and asked me

1312
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 7: to make up the bed and get in the uber

1313
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:08,040
Speaker 7: and he'd explain things later. I left the room a

1314
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:10,480
Speaker 7: message I know that's right. Good you better show him

1315
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:13,840
Speaker 7: and I left that He's been calling me non stop,

1316
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:15,880
Speaker 7: but I won't answer. Why did he force me in

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Speaker 7: the closet and leave? Let me ask you a question.

1318
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:21,879
Speaker 7: Why you think he forced you in that closet clouset

1319
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,720
Speaker 7: and then leave? Well, let me just take a look

1320
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 7: at it how you would look at it, Because he

1321
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,120
Speaker 7: didn't want you to get attacked by the stalker that

1322
01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:32,560
Speaker 7: he was finn to take to the concert with the

1323
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,680
Speaker 7: ticket that he bought for you and him. So I

1324
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,840
Speaker 7: ain't no need to waste in this damn ticket. Let

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01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:39,760
Speaker 7: me carry his stalker down here live in this nice

1326
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 7: hand's house who decorated damn so because it's his wife.

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01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 1: Instagram at Steve h Yes, we got to god Struwberry Letter.

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Speaker 7: The stalk will come back.

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Speaker 1: Check out the Strubberry Letter podcast on the Man Coming

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01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 1: up next, comedy Roulette Jnthony Brown.

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01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:01,360
Speaker 7: He got a stalker back home? Fix us on Need Too.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show? All right, guys, here we are

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01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:11,920
Speaker 1: it is time for today's comedy roulette. Jay, please set

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01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:12,720
Speaker 1: it up for us.

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01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,640
Speaker 13: Here's how we do it, because we know how to

1336
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,920
Speaker 13: do it. Take three subjects, put them on a wheel.

1337
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:21,400
Speaker 13: Spun the wheel around, wed stop, we'll do.

1338
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:22,920
Speaker 7: The damn thing.

1339
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 6: Put them up and spin it.

1340
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:27,160
Speaker 1: Let me hear what we get, all right. Today's categories

1341
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 1: are things people whisper in church, ways you describe someone

1342
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:34,479
Speaker 1: from outer space.

1343
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:39,080
Speaker 7: Let me read that one again.

1344
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:44,519
Speaker 1: Waves, you describe someone from outer space. That's what we're doing.

1345
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:52,040
Speaker 1: Stuff kids say when they want you to babysit, and

1346
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 1: then stuff kids say when they want you to babysit.

1347
01:09:55,000 --> 01:10:04,360
Speaker 1: All right, got them spin the wheel? Yeah? Yeah, really

1348
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 1: that out of state? Oh okay, just missed it. It's

1349
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:17,560
Speaker 1: things people whisper in church. Let's go.

1350
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 6: Then we go comedy roulette. Things people whisper in church?

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01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:27,240
Speaker 13: Now she know that hat is just too damn big. Seriously,

1352
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 13: nobody on this rope can see a damn thing.

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01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:37,360
Speaker 15: All right, Jay, If we're doing things people whisper in church, Okay,

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01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:39,679
Speaker 15: I don't know why I passed that, Like he don't

1355
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:41,920
Speaker 15: want to hear a word from God? I heard one too,

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01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:45,360
Speaker 15: Sit down, Oh, wrap it up.

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01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:54,000
Speaker 7: Cut your mic on from Oh there, you man, I've

1358
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:56,080
Speaker 7: been talking ten minutes ago. Y'all ain't heard.

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01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 1: What happened.

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Speaker 7: Things people whispering church.

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01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:05,720
Speaker 14: You know, you know why she lay get into the

1362
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:08,439
Speaker 14: clients than she always in the study with paster. That's

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01:11:08,479 --> 01:11:13,760
Speaker 14: what they be doing study, that's what they be doing.

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Speaker 7: Things people in church, big dog, Julia Junior. What's the school?

1365
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:28,560
Speaker 8: I love it?

1366
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:29,240
Speaker 11: I love it.

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01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:39,080
Speaker 6: I love it church. Come things people whispering chef in church.

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01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,639
Speaker 13: If that old lady hit that tambourine one more damn time,

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Speaker 13: one more damn time.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, things people say in church.

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Speaker 1: I see they gut Satan attendance service this morning.

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Speaker 7: Right, things people whisper in church. He gonna be another

1373
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:07,280
Speaker 7: damn out pass me that flask. You gotta get her

1374
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:10,920
Speaker 7: a little nip out of that. I don't need a

1375
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,559
Speaker 7: little nips.

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01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 1: Off people whisper in church.

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01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:28,000
Speaker 7: Ju i't won't say nothing. He really can't.

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01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:38,800
Speaker 13: Preach'd let things people whisper in church.

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Speaker 6: You know, praise dancers ain't in the Bible. Nowhere in

1380
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:43,680
Speaker 6: the Bible, no.

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Speaker 1: Praise the Lord there.

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01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:55,560
Speaker 10: All Right, things people say in church, whispering church. We

1383
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,000
Speaker 10: all know he got new dances.

1384
01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:00,559
Speaker 7: He ain't got smiter damn much new grill?

1385
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:05,840
Speaker 14: Is she come with all them kids? You know that

1386
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,160
Speaker 14: little one has blown her brother and you know that,

1387
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 14: you know, look just like him.

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01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:18,760
Speaker 1: Things people whisper in church.

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Speaker 7: We'll close it up, ju what you Yeah, I sn't

1390
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:36,040
Speaker 7: want to hit that lead so real? Right, I've heard

1391
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,320
Speaker 7: that one, so real?

1392
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:40,439
Speaker 3: All right, thank you, guys.

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Speaker 1: That's comedy roulette, ladies and gentlemen. More of today's trending

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Speaker 1: stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in

1395
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:51,799
Speaker 1: twenty minutes after right after this, you're listening Steve Hardy

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01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:56,720
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, guys, listen up our comedians on

1397
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Speaker 1: the show. Here's our work office quickie question. Okay, okay,

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01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:05,000
Speaker 1: is there something you wish you had waited to do

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01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:09,400
Speaker 1: until you got older rather than when you were a

1400
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:12,160
Speaker 1: younger person, whether you know when you were at a

1401
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,800
Speaker 1: younger age. We all know several people who wish they

1402
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:16,880
Speaker 1: had waited until they were in their thirties to say,

1403
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 1: get married. Okay, so what's something you guys did while

1404
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,880
Speaker 1: you were young but you wish you had waited until

1405
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:23,439
Speaker 1: you got older.

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01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:26,639
Speaker 7: I probably wished I had waited to start cussing.

1407
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,360
Speaker 3: Really a young age.

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01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was in at four. I started at fo Yeah,

1409
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 7: led to several lass what was unnecessary?

1410
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 1: You could have held out.

1411
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,720
Speaker 7: I should have waited to start cussing, lad in it

1412
01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:49,280
Speaker 7: like how jumping in and four was a early commitment.

1413
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,720
Speaker 7: I should wait, all right.

1414
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,400
Speaker 1: Sixteen, All right, well, we'll have more of the Steve

1415
01:14:55,439 --> 01:14:56,560
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up with.

1416
01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:58,759
Speaker 7: I didn't know how to cuss. That was my problem.

1417
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:00,160
Speaker 3: Right after this.

1418
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:06,679
Speaker 1: Dang it, you're listening morning show? All right, gots time

1419
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:10,600
Speaker 1: now for another round of would you rather? Would you

1420
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:14,720
Speaker 1: rather never ever have to get tired or never ever

1421
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:18,519
Speaker 1: have to go to the bathroom? Which one never get tired?

1422
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:22,240
Speaker 7: I old? Now, Yeah, I gotta go. I enjoy going

1423
01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:22,880
Speaker 7: to the bathroom.

1424
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:25,160
Speaker 1: It's over sharing.

1425
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,920
Speaker 7: I got a TV computer in my bathroom. I enjoy

1426
01:15:28,840 --> 01:15:34,960
Speaker 7: the don't people don't know who I am? I enjoy

1427
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:37,920
Speaker 7: I enjoyed feeling of going into the bathroom. I gotta

1428
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:43,719
Speaker 7: built in water spray, but day I got. It's enjoyable

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01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,559
Speaker 7: for me. And now I like the feeling of being

1430
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:51,840
Speaker 7: in the bathroom, sitting there naked. Ain't got got a

1431
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:52,439
Speaker 7: heat on it?

1432
01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:54,439
Speaker 8: What you know?

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01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:55,880
Speaker 9: All right?

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01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 3: Well, thank you, junior.

1435
01:15:57,640 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 10: No, I just I never want to get tired. Man,

1436
01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 10: going to the bathrooms good feeling.

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01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,840
Speaker 7: I just set in that bathroom to my legs, was

1438
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:06,519
Speaker 7: went to sleep.

1439
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:11,000
Speaker 1: How long were you there? I'm talking about.

1440
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:15,519
Speaker 7: Got up and just fell into the dough. You had

1441
01:16:16,479 --> 01:16:24,040
Speaker 7: so long? Got him just they had no legs? All right?

1442
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:25,439
Speaker 7: Moving on?

1443
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,080
Speaker 1: Would you rather have no one show up to your

1444
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:30,839
Speaker 1: wedding or no one show up to your funeral?

1445
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:37,000
Speaker 7: To the wedding, I would fuel pack. I need I

1446
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:46,639
Speaker 7: need some I need some acknowledgement, crime remark building shut down,

1447
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:57,799
Speaker 7: you know, yeah that I'm talking about the funeral. Persis

1448
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:04,479
Speaker 7: thirty minutes shut down on he called sold out. It's

1449
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:06,680
Speaker 7: all right.

1450
01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:10,080
Speaker 1: Would you would you rather have your own private jet

1451
01:17:10,439 --> 01:17:12,280
Speaker 1: or your own private island?

1452
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,639
Speaker 7: Well, we're gonna get to the island. If we ain't

1453
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:15,520
Speaker 7: got the damn.

1454
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:21,679
Speaker 14: Jet, you can't land it, gentlemen, yellow island.

1455
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,280
Speaker 7: I'm gonna get an island. I'm gonna get a big island,

1456
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:25,559
Speaker 7: all right.

1457
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,200
Speaker 1: Last one? Would you rather sit near the printer or

1458
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 1: sit near the water cooler near the printer? Yeah, I ain't.

1459
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 8: Either way.

1460
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:44,040
Speaker 7: I'm doing bad. I don't like water cooler and I'm

1461
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:47,120
Speaker 7: working at one. Remember water color.

1462
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,080
Speaker 1: Out of an officer here all the studio.

1463
01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:53,479
Speaker 7: They ain't got no bottle water?

1464
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,840
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's rounded.

1465
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:00,719
Speaker 7: Would you have an assistant that go get this Printon?

1466
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:05,679
Speaker 1: It's coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour,

1467
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,960
Speaker 1: we'll close out the show with our last break, and

1468
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:10,760
Speaker 1: of course Steve will have some closing remarks that you

1469
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:11,599
Speaker 1: don't want to miss.

1470
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:12,479
Speaker 7: Right after this.

1471
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:15,639
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.

1472
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:16,400
Speaker 5: All right?

1473
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:18,479
Speaker 1: Here we are, last break of the day. All right,

1474
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:20,920
Speaker 1: Steve hit us with your closing remarks. What do you

1475
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:21,800
Speaker 1: have for us today?

1476
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:30,840
Speaker 7: Just some more encouragement. I want to try to give

1477
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:35,120
Speaker 7: you a mindset, and you can pick and choose whichever

1478
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:37,560
Speaker 7: you like, but I want to try to give you

1479
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:45,320
Speaker 7: a mindset to succeed with. I want you all to

1480
01:18:45,479 --> 01:18:51,919
Speaker 7: start thinking about your goals, your visions, and your dreams,

1481
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,880
Speaker 7: and I want you to think of them like their

1482
01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:05,600
Speaker 7: long overdue. Have you wanted something for so long that

1483
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:11,759
Speaker 7: you think that it's long overdue? Have you ever dreamt

1484
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:16,000
Speaker 7: of something so many times and it's yet to happen

1485
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:21,360
Speaker 7: that you kind of feel like it's long overdue. I

1486
01:19:21,479 --> 01:19:24,640
Speaker 7: want you to take that feeling that is long overdue,

1487
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:29,040
Speaker 7: and I want you to internalize that feeling, because what

1488
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:30,479
Speaker 7: I want you to do is I want you to

1489
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:33,360
Speaker 7: take that feeling and I want you to use it

1490
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:39,000
Speaker 7: as your motivation to pursue your dreams and goals. Because

1491
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:42,960
Speaker 7: some of you are right, it's long overdue now. Some

1492
01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:45,360
Speaker 7: of you may feel that way because you're just impatient.

1493
01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:47,960
Speaker 7: But however you want to look at it. I want

1494
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:51,040
Speaker 7: you to take that long overdue feeling and I want

1495
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:54,320
Speaker 7: you to use it as your motivation to spur you

1496
01:19:54,880 --> 01:20:00,200
Speaker 7: to get at it. Take that long overdue feeling and

1497
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,840
Speaker 7: start looking at your life in terms of you know what,

1498
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:09,200
Speaker 7: Now's the time. Now is the time. There is no

1499
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:12,080
Speaker 7: better time than now. Don't worry about getting all your

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01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,800
Speaker 7: ducks lined up in the road, because they don't line up.

1501
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:18,400
Speaker 7: Don't wait till the perfect time, because there is no

1502
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:22,680
Speaker 7: such a time. You got to remember that there's a

1503
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 7: force out there that don't want you to succeed. His job,

1504
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:30,519
Speaker 7: the devil's job, is to throw blocks in your path,

1505
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 7: to throw temptation in your path, to test you all

1506
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:40,280
Speaker 7: along the way. All God needs us to do is

1507
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:43,120
Speaker 7: pass these tests. You're not going to pass all of them,

1508
01:20:44,479 --> 01:20:48,000
Speaker 7: but he wants your best effort. But you got to

1509
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:53,600
Speaker 7: act like, now's the time. You've got to develop a

1510
01:20:53,840 --> 01:21:00,200
Speaker 7: sense of urgency. This thing that's long overdough, this thing

1511
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:03,759
Speaker 7: that's long overdue, the time for it to start happening

1512
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:06,960
Speaker 7: is now. And I have to develop and you have

1513
01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:09,880
Speaker 7: to develop a sense of urgency to get it done.

1514
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 7: It's this sense of urgency that spurs you. It springs

1515
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:22,120
Speaker 7: you into action. See, the hospital is filled with rooms

1516
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:25,920
Speaker 7: of care and all like this, but you got different divisions.

1517
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:26,680
Speaker 8: Now.

1518
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:31,559
Speaker 7: If you and I see you, intensive care unit, it's

1519
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 7: intensive care. They in that watching you all the time.

1520
01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 7: They got you monitored regularly, you hooked up to machines.

1521
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,880
Speaker 7: It's down there at the nursing station, you and I

1522
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:44,960
Speaker 7: see you. They got the emergency room that's set up

1523
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:48,519
Speaker 7: for people who are stuffed and popped off unexpectedly and

1524
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:51,720
Speaker 7: you need some care right away. Now, the fact that

1525
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:54,160
Speaker 7: you got to sit there and wait on your right

1526
01:21:54,240 --> 01:22:01,360
Speaker 7: away all this time. It's still the emergency room. But

1527
01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:04,879
Speaker 7: you want to approach your life with a sense of urgency.

1528
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:07,760
Speaker 7: You don't have to sit there and get put on

1529
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:11,240
Speaker 7: hold like they do at the hospital. Fill out the paperwork.

1530
01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:14,280
Speaker 7: You got develop a sense of urgency because if it's

1531
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,280
Speaker 7: long overdue, and now is the time you might as

1532
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:21,320
Speaker 7: well develop a sense of urgency. Your success, your dreams

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Speaker 7: and visions of happening and occurring have to be critical.

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Speaker 7: They have to be critical. It's got to be critical.

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Speaker 7: You have to perform in your life like you are

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Speaker 7: in a state of being critical. This is critical. It's critical,

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Speaker 7: y'all that you become successful. It's critical. It's tied to

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Speaker 7: your happiness, your success, your well being. It's critical. This

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Speaker 7: ain't something man that we can casually deal with. It

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01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:01,960
Speaker 7: has to be critical to you. You have to have

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Speaker 7: it in your mind that being happy and being successful

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Speaker 7: is something that you can't live without.

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Speaker 8: Why not?

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Speaker 7: Do you know how many negative things people feel is

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Speaker 7: overdue that they have a sense of urgency junkies addicts,

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Speaker 7: it's a sense of urgency for that and it's a

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Speaker 7: negative thing. I got to get high. I got to

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Speaker 7: get my fix. Do you know that people developed sense

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Speaker 7: of urgencies and and and and and and and things

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01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:35,960
Speaker 7: being critical over so many negative things. I gotta get

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Speaker 7: down there a happy hour. I gotta get more likes

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Speaker 7: on my page. I gotta do something that I don't

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Speaker 7: really feel comfortable doing because I gotta get more likes.

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01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:47,680
Speaker 7: I gotta show some parts of my body. I really

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01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:49,840
Speaker 7: don't want to show, but I'm trying to get some likes.

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01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:52,120
Speaker 7: I'm trying to get my followers up. Do you know

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Speaker 7: how many people are feeling critical about that? How many

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Speaker 7: people are approaching that negativity with a sense of urgency

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Speaker 7: that they can't live without. Well, let me explain something

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Speaker 7: to you. You should feel that way about your success,

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01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:11,160
Speaker 7: and you should feel that way about your happiness. That

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01:24:11,439 --> 01:24:18,040
Speaker 7: is critical, man, it's overdue. Now's the time you have

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01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:21,160
Speaker 7: to have a sense of urgency. Your happiness and success

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Speaker 7: is critical to your well being. You cannot live without it.

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Speaker 7: That's the mindset you have to have towards your success.

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Speaker 7: If you don't, you're not going to be successful. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 7: I hate to tell you that, but you won't be successful.

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Speaker 7: People feel that way. It's critical. Get critical about your

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Speaker 7: happiness and about your success and get it done. Those

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Speaker 7: are my closing remarks today. Enjoy your day, Listen, talk

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Speaker 7: to God today. He would absolutely love to hear from you.

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Speaker 7: He really would. It don't matter if it's been a while.

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Speaker 7: He understands. Talk to him today. Have a good.

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