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Speaker 1: Some of us are doing the work, and Langston.

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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 3: I went to ap Bio to just to support my friend,

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Speaker 3: to watch him be empowering for us in our community.

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Speaker 3: And instead David went on there slipping and putting and

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Speaker 3: being eaten up by birds. He was a fool.

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Speaker 2: Notes put on the back of his shirts.

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Speaker 3: Grow chips in your racist, hostly money turning stuff. I

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Speaker 3: can't tell me, girl, I am here for you all

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Speaker 3: those times at night when you just hurt me and

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Speaker 3: just ran out with that other fella. Baby, I knew

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Speaker 3: about it. I just didn't care. There it is. There

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Speaker 3: it is, Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode

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Speaker 3: of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 3: And we finally worked to prove that Kimbo's Slice actually

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Speaker 3: died from a specific type of suffocation, from being the

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Speaker 3: type of nigga that puts a skull cap on its

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Speaker 3: bald head. There it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm Langston currently, I'm David Bori, and I did not

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Speaker 1: like that one. You let that dark skinned king sleep

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Speaker 1: in peace. You don't come for Kimbo.

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Speaker 3: Slice like that, I'm a big fan, but you are.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you are. Day one from when he

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Speaker 1: was fighting dudes in the boatyard.

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Speaker 3: And it was wrong then and it and listen. That's

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Speaker 3: that's where you and I, I think fundamentally disagree. Is

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Speaker 3: you go, I'm a big fan. I'm going to protect

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Speaker 3: that king. And what I do is I go, I'm

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Speaker 3: even in his death, to be a better version of himself.

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Speaker 3: That's really where I live.

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Speaker 1: That was a cute way to say you're a fucking hater.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's really nice to you. I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: the man is a legend for all his work in backyards, boatyards.

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Speaker 1: He fucked up that marine in a sideyard one time.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, God.

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Speaker 3: Bless them, God bless him both Slice and God bless

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Speaker 3: our guests today. How about that. This is a nice way.

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Speaker 3: We don't ever bless people with God on this podcast.

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Speaker 3: So this is a big deal for you. She's she's hilarious,

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Speaker 3: she's she's an actress, she's a comedian, she's she's all

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Speaker 3: the shit you know her from from Comedy Central you

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Speaker 3: know her from her stand up special. I think you

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Speaker 3: have a special. I saw that you.

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Speaker 4: Shot with with with heartbeat.

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Speaker 5: And lol yeah, and don't don't tell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't say she's done it all. She's she's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: And more importantly, tomorrow night, September eighteenth, you can see

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Speaker 3: her on the Tonight Show. Go ahead, yeah that day,

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Speaker 3: this upcoming Wednesday. And and if you're the type of

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Speaker 3: motherfucker that listens to this late bitch, then fine, she's

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Speaker 3: already on the Tonight Show. Who cares. That's the point.

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Speaker 3: She's great. Give it up for Brandy, Denise.

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Speaker 4: Everybody, nobody gave it up. You ain't gonna sound effects

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Speaker 4: to nothing.

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Speaker 6: Man the way you used to do.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna protect him normally he does.

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Speaker 5: You gotta protecting man because he not doing what he

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Speaker 5: said he was gonna do.

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Speaker 3: I'm watching I'm watching the ball fumble.

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Speaker 1: So good, so good. It's not titled the same ship

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Speaker 1: it used to be telling he's working through some shit.

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Speaker 1: I got two screens, I got two games.

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Speaker 3: Look, and this is not a man who would have

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Speaker 3: ever imagined having two screens in his life, would say.

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Speaker 1: I got a code to do this fucking podcast.

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Speaker 4: Now, Oh wow, Yeah, this is an engineering job for sure.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not an engineering brain.

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Speaker 3: He's a lover. I'm an engineer.

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Speaker 1: Brandy.

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Speaker 3: We're so happy you're here. You came to us with

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Speaker 3: a conspiracy theory that I would say feels a little

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Speaker 3: because of having now two children of both genders. You said,

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Speaker 3: would determine the gender. Yes, tell me everything you know

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't believe it.

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Speaker 4: What they say is the baby sitting low, it's a boy,

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Speaker 3: It like it just you know what why I'm laughing

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Speaker 1: I did think that I did think that I thought

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's a fact, that's just how gravity works.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it could still be huge, but it still sits

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Speaker 5: Your ribcage.

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Speaker 4: Cavity protrudes outwards because it's got to prush through the abs.

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Speaker 4: Abs aren't really showing that abs are there, and we

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Speaker 4: because it's got to break through. But if there's already

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Speaker 3: Now, here's what's fun is now you're doing the type

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Speaker 5: Calculated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in my I'm in my comfort zone. This

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is nice. You spoke like this. You had

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Speaker 4: To Oh yeah for sure, because if you think about it,

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Speaker 4: Listen This is for all the idiots out there.

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Speaker 1: I had never thought about this until just now.

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Speaker 3: Well you have never heard this conspiracy.

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Speaker 1: No, I've heard this conspiracy. I heard this conspiracy. I

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Speaker 1: When a woman gets pregnant, where do the abs go?

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Speaker 4: Mmm, so the baby is pushing on them with their

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Speaker 3: I have seen that.

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Speaker 1: It's not seen that on the front with the with

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Speaker 5: Problems, ripples, stretch marks.

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Speaker 3: No, I think dup. More to the it's like a

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Speaker 5: Right about as still.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I'm talking about had a baby and then

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Speaker 3: Like the back of Terry Cruise's neck.

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Speaker 1: And stretch can be tight. Stretch marks can be on

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Speaker 3: Yeah, stretch marks, it's tighter, but these are more. And

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Speaker 3: again they're not describing it this way because it's some distaste.

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Speaker 3: They don't bother me one bit.

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Speaker 5: I know that I will have them.

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Speaker 4: It's an hereditary thing too, like like like no, even

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Speaker 5: AND's some people who just pop babies out and.

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Speaker 3: It's just snatched.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's that's.

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Speaker 4: That's not my my family's testimony, and I need to

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Speaker 3: Be not mine. Here's what I am sad to tell

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Speaker 3: you both. Brandy's correct that the abs do stretch, but

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Speaker 3: they also rip, they fully, like like they they fully.

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Speaker 5: Red, like fucking thread we broke.

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Speaker 3: And then and then women have to essentially rebuild that

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Speaker 3: crazy things happen to women's bodies through and.

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Speaker 4: That's why I feel like your children should come out

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Speaker 4: and basically like be personal trainers because you need to

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 1: It's on you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, stop putting pictures of me back when I was

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Speaker 3: You see what I used to look like?

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Speaker 1: Help me look like I looked at that Beyonce.

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Speaker 3: My daddy used to be fine. Fuck that I could

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Speaker 4: Help help, Don't make me a TikTok talking about what

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Speaker 1: No, come on, those tiktoks are my biggest that's my

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Speaker 1: that is not like I thought. If you had to

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Speaker 5: Did you do you know which one I'm talking about

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Speaker 4: Like my daddy said he used to get women back,

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Speaker 4: playing that condition. It's just like their daddy sitting there

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Speaker 5: And then he comes on.

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Speaker 4: The water, this fucking Morris Chestnut, like a got Adonis man,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, daddy can't even.

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Speaker 1: Walk r No, bro, They got him taking out the

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Speaker 4: It's just like it literally is women who were fawning

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Speaker 4: I bet it's some old lady like and I look

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Speaker 4: look at him butddy.

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Speaker 5: But she still had me, damn.

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Speaker 3: Just making him feel low on the one special day

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Speaker 3: has day.

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Speaker 5: There was one woman that won him.

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Speaker 4: It's one woman because they was out there was running

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Speaker 4: circles around him. We could tell about why you're standing

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Speaker 4: in the junkyard with a wife?

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Speaker 1: Bet wrong, no reason, clean white feet, that's not even junkyard.

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Speaker 3: There is a a consistency of the odd spaces these

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Speaker 3: I mean, Where it's like a pool haul but half

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Speaker 5: Did not know. And she just said that she just

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Speaker 4: And that's what That's why I think even with that theory,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've known some women who like, granted you can

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Speaker 1: Yeah, listen your babies. Hell, you're already eating weird shit.

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Speaker 3: And also spotting and bleeding during pregnancy is not unheard of,

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Speaker 5: She had the baby and everything. It wasn't like, you know, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, damn. I want to add to this

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Speaker 1: Well, as someone with three brothers, I think it's very

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you wouldn't want you would prefer your mom made love.

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Speaker 1: For all of you. Yes, I think so.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't. It doesn't make I guess it

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Speaker 3: I just need you to get the job done. Personally,

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Speaker 1: Would not rather be the product of like, I don't know,

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Speaker 4: The pillow ass, don't you.

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Speaker 1: I hope she puts some DMX on, he ket his

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Speaker 3: Get in there, yeah, get in there and make me

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Speaker 3: an omelet. I'm hungry. Yeah, I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: I guess we're different in that way.

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Speaker 1: I say all that to say this. The sitting higher,

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Speaker 1: about because it's like the most common thing that everybody

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Speaker 1: a million ideas, you know what I mean. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like the fishes shit. It's all the same shit too.

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Speaker 3: Well, Yeah, I get that.

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Speaker 5: I think that they had to.

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Speaker 4: and so it was like, let's just let's make this up,

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Speaker 3: I need to start strategizing how to figure certain things

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Speaker 4: And I agree with that, and I challenge that notion

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Speaker 4: na I barely sit low, we don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 3: Well, and to that, I'd say, shut up, dumb, dumb.

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Speaker 3: If I show you an ultrasound with a peepee in

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Speaker 3: cut that down.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I get defensive. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be honest with you. When we first went

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Speaker 3: me my daughter's gender. They were like, what do you

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Speaker 3: being cute and ship. Yeah, I didn't describe it. Well,

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Speaker 1: What about with your son?

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Speaker 3: Was there like a little like it all looks like

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Speaker 3: Sorry, a uncooked puppy picture of what I was looking at,

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Speaker 1: Right, that's fits. That's like you're not I'm sure you are, like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's at hard like that. I'm sorry you

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Speaker 3: saying my son's penis is sweet. I don't like that feeling.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, so what what because like, what month does

442
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Speaker 4: it start showing? Because I mean, like I feel like

443
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Speaker 4: it should be showing at like eight.

444
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Speaker 3: I'm saying that that it is showing, it's that it

445
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 3: doesn't it doesn't show up on an ultrasound like the

446
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Speaker 3: visuals that we're attempting to take in. There's a reason

447
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 3: these people are experts and are in charge of designating,

448
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Speaker 3: Oh that's the liver and that's this part in that part,

449
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 3: because it all just looks like big headed.

450
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Speaker 1: Mush maybe in your family. My ship is six weeks.

451
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Speaker 4: I'm like, I still got questions. Are you saying, like

452
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Speaker 4: the penis is smaller than the liver, Like, what are

453
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Speaker 4: we say?

454
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Speaker 3: Here's what you are saying, and so here's what I'm

455
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Speaker 3: not gonna do is defend the size of my son's

456
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Speaker 3: penis to two hood racks to two yet two children

457
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Speaker 3: who I do not respect as medical officials in any capacity.

458
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Speaker 3: You have no place in the medical business and you've

459
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Speaker 3: experienced nothing in your in your short, shallow lives. I

460
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Speaker 3: will not defend the size of my son's penis. Shame

461
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Speaker 3: on you both.

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Speaker 1: Hey, man, if it was big, you would have had

463
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Speaker 1: to do that whole.

464
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Speaker 3: I am been assured he's a grower, not a shower,

465
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Speaker 3: and I'm sticking by that.

466
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Speaker 7: And this is what's gonna go at the end of

467
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Speaker 7: breaking my heart video, So fuck my dad.

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Speaker 3: All Right, we need to take a break. We'll be

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Speaker 6: Can't cong ain't got me or me and my big

489
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Speaker 6: old dick.

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Speaker 1: We're talking to it admittedly medium sized dick Legson and

491
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Speaker 1: ready to do this about whether or not.

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Speaker 5: That was really good and really quick.

493
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it worked out like he's been thinking about it

494
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Speaker 3: for longer than he suggested.

495
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's cuing it up. Wait, you so you

496
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Speaker 1: didn't research. I do want to say one last thing

497
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 1: before we get into your research. I don't believe in

498
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Speaker 1: this because, like you said, the Dickens little as hell

499
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,400
Speaker 1: when they're in there. I don't see how that could

500
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Speaker 1: make a difference.

501
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 3: That should be.

502
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Speaker 1: Like like, you got a little way you're sitting funny,

503
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Speaker 1: you got a tin, you little dick. It's the same

504
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: as a girl. I don't I don't think it would

505
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Speaker 1: make a difference.

506
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Speaker 3: You're saying if they had a heavier dick, it would

507
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 3: justify the weight of the of the drop that that

508
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 3: somehow by having a larger penis, it would it would

509
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Speaker 3: make more of an explanation for the stomach dropping.

510
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, I don't know much, but I know the

511
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: babies have small penises, and I don't think.

512
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Speaker 3: And argument that I don't think.

513
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: I don't think that even the biggest dick baby is

514
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: big enough to change the way that it's sitting in

515
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Speaker 1: the belly.

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Speaker 3: Sure, I think the argument that would go back to

517
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Speaker 3: that would be that it's more a hormonal difference rather

518
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 3: than a.

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Speaker 1: How different is this is the for lack of a

520
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Speaker 1: better term, stew hormonally from boys and girls, like, is

521
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: it is it that different?

522
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Speaker 3: I imagine it has to be. I don't know, oh

523
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 3: the specifics. I don't think it's like, oh, this is

524
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 3: a completely like you would taste the difference type shit.

525
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 3: I think it's more I don't know. I was you

526
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 3: went with Stu, I went, I followed the analogy forward,

527
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 3: and then you you yes, knowed me so fast.

528
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I loved you out. I loved you out

529
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Speaker 1: all the way. That's not cool. I've been fucking up

530
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: as addictionhit. I'm trying to be a better partner. I'm

531
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Speaker 1: trying to be a better play.

532
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I I would say that it's not like a

533
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 3: massive difference, but certainly when babies are conceived, they all

534
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 3: start off with a XX chromosome and then I think

535
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Speaker 3: throughout the weeks, I think it's up to twenty weeks

536
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 3: or no, it's like it's sooner than that. It has

537
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 3: to be because you can find out the gender gender sooner,

538
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 3: but it's like ten to twelve weeks that you can

539
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 3: they start to shift into a boy and thus they

540
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 3: can tell the difference.

541
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Speaker 5: I have a question.

542
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 4: So, yeah, now that we've gotten into that, who's to

543
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Speaker 4: say if it's a boy or a girl sitting upper

544
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Speaker 4: high because maybe they identify as a different one.

545
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I mean now we're talking nurture this, we're

546
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: out of nature now.

547
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I think the argument back to that,

548
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Speaker 3: and I think the trans community would support this I

549
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 3: don't think I'm speaking out of turn. I think biological

550
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 3: sex we still fully acknowledge, is like, Okay, well that's

551
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Speaker 3: that's the cooking that happened that. That doesn't mean it's

552
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Speaker 3: the meal you ordered, but it certainly is the meal

553
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Speaker 3: that that.

554
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Speaker 5: Was the ingredients.

555
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, exactly.

556
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Speaker 1: Now the food thing is making sense, like the fo.

557
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Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, all right, let's do it. Let's talk a

558
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 3: little bit about this research, because based on everything that

559
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 3: I read, you two are correct in presuming that gender

560
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 3: seems to have no real influence over the shape of

561
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 3: a woman's stomach. Now, no science that I've read up

562
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 3: to this point suggests that to be true. It seems

563
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: like that is more conspiracy myth lore than anything else.

564
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Speaker 1: In that way, what is the type of sex she

565
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: was having?

566
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Speaker 3: That's right. No, they didn't mention any fucking versus making

567
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 3: love in the article. But but you're right, I don't

568
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 3: think that the science would support that either. So you

569
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 3: feel vindicated? Does this feel good for you both? I

570
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 3: feel right, I feel good, But I feel like I'm

571
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 3: with Brandy. I think there's some people that you can't

572
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 3: tell them shit about, especially about babies and kids.

573
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Speaker 1: In like that whole realm. So I don't think it's

574
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: like this knowledge is gonna go for I think the

575
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: people that believe it.

576
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 5: Are still gonna I think it's like a lot like astrology.

577
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 4: Like you can't tell me that I'm a very demanding

578
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 4: person because I'm because I'm a Virgo. That's why I

579
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 4: am that way, and so you can't tell me otherwise.

580
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 4: And so I think it's the same way. It's the

581
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Speaker 4: fun thing believe, and it's a fun thing to make

582
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Speaker 4: up in your head and tell other people.

583
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Speaker 3: Yeah, if this at all helps solidify the fun of it,

584
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,000
Speaker 3: they say. The reason that babies are often carried higher

585
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 3: or lower is dependent on number one, if this is

586
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 3: your first child, because your body is sort of at

587
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 3: its you know, hardest and most prepared or or sort

588
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Speaker 3: of settled for like the stretching of your body. And

589
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 3: then also whether or not you had strong abs before

590
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 3: giving birth. I told y'all almost now. What is worth

591
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 3: noting is that strong ABS does not have to depend

592
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Speaker 3: on whether or not you have a big stomach. Sometimes

593
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 3: people have strong abdominal muscles or stronger abdominal muscles then,

594
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 3: like their belly might suggest, because the muscles live underneath it.

595
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 3: The layer of fat is the layer of fat, but

596
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 3: that's not necessarily a reflection of your strength, right, And

597
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 3: so those muscles can sometimes be tighter for people who

598
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Speaker 3: you would presume would have a lower belly, I e.

599
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Speaker 3: The lady you were talking about.

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Speaker 4: I think I think that that's what makes sense to me.

601
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Speaker 4: When you were like, I was doing this, I was

602
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Speaker 4: doing this, but this was this was this?

603
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,959
Speaker 3: Y wake up everybody.

604
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is uncertain. This is the fact.

605
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Speaker 5: Yeah it was this that came here. But no, that

606
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Speaker 5: makes sense.

607
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Speaker 4: And I do agree that, like with the abs, people

608
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 4: can have stronger abs even if you can't see them,

609
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 4: because I mean, you get them from you know, doing

610
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 4: different types of things. The outside part of the ABS

611
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 4: just comes from eating good. But you can still have

612
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Speaker 4: strong abs from you know, certain exercises, laughing a lot,

613
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Speaker 4: like whatever.

614
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Speaker 1: I think it's not crazy to say fat people have

615
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Speaker 1: big muscles.

616
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Speaker 5: I don't think so either.

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Speaker 3: Mark Henry strongest man alive.

618
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Speaker 1: Sometimes I prove that what you said is an insult,

619
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Speaker 1: but I can feel it.

620
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Speaker 3: No, Mark Henry's the best.

621
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Speaker 5: He looks pretty strong.

622
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Speaker 3: He was strong, he was big strong, He won that

623
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 3: strongest man in the world competition once and then kept

624
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Speaker 3: the moniker for the rest of his life.

625
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Speaker 1: But he was also an Olympic weightlifter, so he was

626
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Speaker 1: regularly one of the strongest men in the world.

627
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Speaker 3: No, he was a legit strong man who then turned

628
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 3: into a professional wrestler. And I used to love me

629
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 3: some Mark Henry Mann me too.

630
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Speaker 1: By the way, if he's listening or we can get

631
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Speaker 1: to him, come to our show in Austin, Mark Henry.

632
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Speaker 3: Mark Henry's and Austin, come do the show, Henry.

633
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's looking to get in the stand up comedy.

634
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Speaker 3: Really no, actually uninvited, Mark Henry listen if you are

635
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 3: doing if you are not doing stand up comedy, it

636
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 3: is an open invitation to you, Mark. And and if

637
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Speaker 3: you are doing stand up comedy, I can't do anything

638
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 3: to you physically except send a lot of hate through

639
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Speaker 3: the microphone your way, a lot a lot of hate.

640
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Speaker 4: Oh may y'all don't support y'all idols doing stand up I.

641
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Speaker 3: Do know, No, you don't know.

642
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Speaker 4: There's not any any person that you feel like is

643
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 4: an entertainment another part of entertainment.

644
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Speaker 5: Who would be good at it?

645
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Speaker 3: I think they might be good at it.

646
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 4: Because you don't support It's just like, no, I don't

647
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 4: think the funniest people through stand up.

648
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Speaker 1: All the funniest people I've ever known are not stand

649
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Speaker 1: up commedity.

650
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Speaker 3: But as people are matter.

651
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Speaker 1: Rappers, Yeah, rappers are hilarious. Guys that I worked with

652
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: at the car wash also hilarious.

653
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. I mean niggas who hurt my feelings

654
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 3: in high.

655
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 1: School so funny, so funny me and high school boys

656
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: so funny. Come on. Yeah, comics were picked on in

657
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: high school almost exclusively.

658
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,439
Speaker 3: And the charisma you have in high school when you're

659
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 3: like thriving, you're you're never gonna get that same level

660
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 3: of charisma back because you're you're at the height of

661
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 3: all of your weaknesses and insecurities. And to find a

662
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 3: fucking champion inside of that, God damn, you're a king. Yeah.

663
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 3: And the motherfuckers were funny. Yeah, that's true. I think

664
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 3: when they were. When niggas killed in high school, you

665
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 3: would you'd run around the hall screaming the.

666
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: Way people used to laugh in high school. It was

667
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 1: like it came from you know that sound that somebody

668
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 1: makes when like a loved one died. It's like the

669
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: same thing.

670
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, I'm having flashback.

671
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 3: So so I remember we we watched this girl. We

672
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 3: watched this girl get beat up. It was probably my

673
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 3: junior year. We watched this girl get beat up, uh

674
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 3: and dragged down the hallway and she had been talking shit.

675
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 3: She started to fight. It wasn't like a victim situation.

676
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 3: But she picked on a girl who literally her name

677
00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 3: was Big Dominique, and she decided she was gonna start

678
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 3: a fight with Big Dominique and got the ship kicked

679
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 3: out of her to the point that micro braids were

680
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 3: being left on a trail down the hallway. Then my

681
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 3: nigga Richie picked up one of the micro braids and

682
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 3: started running around with it.

683
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 6: And the laughs.

684
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 3: Let me let me say, we had.

685
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 5: For weeksied.

686
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 4: Your track being left on the ground is the worst

687
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 4: fucking thing that can happen in a fight.

688
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: You had me at.

689
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,840
Speaker 3: He put it in his hat. He had micro he

690
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 3: was he was going into classes with these ships in

691
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,439
Speaker 3: and they couldn't say nothing because they didn't understand what

692
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 3: was happening. Was just white teachers confused.

693
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 5: You gotta trade schools after that. You gotta yeah.

694
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 1: Back from that, you don't that's an origin story. That's

695
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: how Big Dominique became a villain, like she could have

696
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: she had two paths in like that happened. Richie got

697
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 1: her and then Riggie got her. Because where's Dominique? Now?

698
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 3: No, Big Dominique was not the victim of this. Big

699
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 3: Dominique was the.

700
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: Oh she did it? Where's the girl who got her?

701
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: Track pulled out? Now?

702
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 6: Uh?

703
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: She around?

704
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 3: She'd be on Instagram, don't you know? She probably like

705
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 3: I don't want to get to detail because because it's

706
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 3: very specific, I know people who know who know, and

707
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 3: then it's gonna be like a problem. I don't want

708
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 3: people to be like saying I was being messy. I'm

709
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 3: just I hope she came up. Maybe she started pre pandemic.

710
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 4: I'll tell you guys this. I had my crush. I

711
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 4: had to be like in seventh grade. I used to

712
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 4: think sketchers were cool.

713
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 3: And oh that's okay, that's okay.

714
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 4: And wearing sketchers. I had a Sketchers magazine. I was

715
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 4: circling the ones I wanted. I was a military I

716
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 4: mean I was a military kid. We moved around a

717
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 4: lot of places. I thought it was fun to wear

718
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 4: a uniform. I didn't know what was happening, and I

719
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 4: wore like big glasses and so I crushed Like I

720
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 4: walked in.

721
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 5: I was like, got my new sketch.

722
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 3: It.

723
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 5: I felt good. They had a little bell crowt killing.

724
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: Fu.

725
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 3: He goes, I don't.

726
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 5: Want to go.

727
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 4: Ah, Brandy gone stupid ass, gotcha. Everybody just was looking

728
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 4: and laughing. I remember trying to have my feet under

729
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 4: the desk, and my feeling was so hard because I

730
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 4: had the biggest crush on him and I didn't even know.

731
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 5: And this it is bad because I didn't know what

732
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 5: to say.

733
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 1: It gets worse. Fuck, I'll continue.

734
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 4: This is embarrassed. And this is eleven year old Brandy.

735
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 4: I did not know what comedy was at the time,

736
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 4: and I went way too low.

737
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 5: I said, yeah, whatever because your mama crackhead.

738
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 3: Oh it was oh you were like no, you made

739
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,439
Speaker 3: me feel small in a way that I'm I can't

740
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 3: come back from.

741
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 6: So now I also.

742
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:05,359
Speaker 4: Didn't know what level was. Was not like he said

743
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 4: a fact about me. I did have moo sketches and

744
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm gonna say a fact about you. It

745
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 4: was yeah, And everybody stopped laughing, and.

746
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 3: I was like, well, no, that's not one that's not

747
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 3: as fun.

748
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 4: But yeah, I that that crushed. That crush faded quickly. Boy,

749
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,720
Speaker 4: fuck you, that might.

750
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 3: That might be worse than And then what happened with

751
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 3: Big Dominique in them is.

752
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 5: That's no, I think like it was.

753
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 4: It was a thing where he kind of stopped sucking

754
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 4: with me after that, but yeah, it was dominance.

755
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 3: Did you throw away your Sketchers magazines? No?

756
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 5: No, I still fucking wore them, like y'all good.

757
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,800
Speaker 1: For you, good for you. Would you ever wear Belcros

758
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: Sketchers now?

759
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 4: Or is that like I have a pair of hiking

760
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 4: Sketchers now, like Snoop Dogg brands them. My friend works

761
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 4: for Snoop and I got a pair of free sketch

762
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 4: Sure's hiking boots and I love them.

763
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 3: This is actually an inspiring story. Snoop Dogg brands everything.

764
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 3: I don't think you want to brag about what Snoop

765
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 3: Doggs will, but you know.

766
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 4: I've never had hiking boots and I'm happy I got

767
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 4: Snoop Dogg hiking boots.

768
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, so I will wear sketches again. It's basically

769
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:20,760
Speaker 5: what I'm saying.

770
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: I think it's a story of triumph. I think it's

771
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: a w.

772
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 4: And that's how I learned comedy for real. I was like, oh,

773
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 4: that's not good comedy, Okay.

774
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I took it too far.

775
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna go workshop a few other retorts and

776
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 3: be ready for the next time niggas noticed. My sketchers.

777
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: Crow is a hard cell.

778
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 4: It's underneath it, but it had the one strap over it,

779
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 4: so unnecessary. I know that material that kind of like reflects,

780
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 4: like like it reflects, because they were like almost like

781
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 4: a gray and a navy blue, and it was like

782
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 4: when they hit the light, they reflected a little like

783
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 4: I just really like.

784
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 3: But the way you're glowing just talking about them, it

785
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 3: feels sick.

786
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 4: I just feel like people kids should be. You know,

787
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 4: I'm a kid, Like, let me find my own style.

788
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 4: This is who I am.

789
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 3: That's true respect that.

790
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the toughest ellses kids are taken by you

791
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: taking chances fashion wise and not realizing that Fubu bought it.

792
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: The African story is not as good as Foobuo bought

793
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 1: at jac Penny.

794
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember one time I wore I can't remember

795
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 3: who got it for me is probably my dad or

796
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 3: my nana. Or some shit got me like this, uh

797
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 3: this blue velvet shirt and and like a crushed blue velvet,

798
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 3: but it was like a collared shirt and I wore

799
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 3: that with some swishy pants in my.

800
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 5: Swishing answer is crazy.

801
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 3: And I swear to god you there was nothing you

802
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 3: could have told me that morning that would have made

803
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 3: me doubt you know what I mean, Like every thought

804
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 3: in my head, I was like, you just got one off. Brother,

805
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 3: it is.

806
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: Doing this, you know, like you're gonna live forever.

807
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,479
Speaker 3: You're gonna want to get about six of these cuz

808
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 3: this is your look, my man.

809
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:45,479
Speaker 6: Dad.

810
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna need some more swishy pants. I know

811
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 3: you're done here yet.

812
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 5: You're talking about limb breakers, right right answers. I know

813
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 5: exactly what you're talking about.

814
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 3: It because they weren't branded windbreakers. They weren't like fly

815
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 3: They were just big ass swishy paints.

816
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: It was crazy to pair that with a button up

817
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,839
Speaker 1: shirt already it was.

818
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 3: Well it was a polo. It was a velvet polo, okay,

819
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 3: And so I know you were hot, bro. I made

820
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 3: some choices that day, and you couldn't have told me.

821
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 3: I wasn't killing that. Some tim hardaways, which are weird

822
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 3: fucking sneakers too. They weren't even that traditional, Like that's

823
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 3: not the hard way that you would want his shoes. No,

824
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 3: And so I did all. I made all these wild choices,

825
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 3: and I'm having a great fucking day and I'll never

826
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:44,280
Speaker 3: forget it, and I will name her name. Shamika. Rainer

827
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 3: looked at me at lunch. He said, look at this

828
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 3: nigga in this tight ass shirt and the way that

829
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 3: it ended me, like the the undoing it did in

830
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 3: my brain, that made me never want to take a

831
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 3: risk again. My god, I'll never get it back.

832
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 5: I feel like that.

833
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 4: Do you think that carried on into your adulthood because

834
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 4: I feel like you're not really a risk taker with

835
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 4: your clothing.

836
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 3: I well, I don't like the way you said that,

837
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 3: but yeah, I agree, I don't. I think there's something lost,

838
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,839
Speaker 3: something was lost in that feeling. Oh I could just

839
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 3: put on anything and figure it out, versus like, oh,

840
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 3: I got to be held accountable for the clothes that

841
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 3: I wear, because otherwise, damn, a mean ass little girl

842
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 3: is gonna make me feel small.

843
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 4: I hate that they killed that part of you, because

844
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 4: like right now we can have like a swishy pants

845
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 4: like leopard print Likeston in front of us.

846
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 3: So just I could have done anything.

847
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: Here's my question to you, because Brandy was able to

848
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: overcome right and she would you wear a blue velvet pullo?

849
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: Now I would? Yeah, I wear one. Now, okay, that's

850
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 1: you should get one. You should get one.

851
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 3: I think I think I have one, to be honest

852
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,799
Speaker 3: with you, and I want I don't even want it

853
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,399
Speaker 3: with swishy pants, but I'm not opposed to the possibility.

854
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: But I just realized Tim Hardaway's last year with the

855
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 1: red and yellow ones.

856
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 3: Well, here's what I'll say. I think I've now reached

857
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 3: a point where, like, I'm willing to do that ship

858
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 3: in part because I have everything else so settled. But

859
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:30,919
Speaker 3: I think there's something necessary for people as they're evolving

860
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 3: to be able to create that in their youth, because

861
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 3: that's really when the ship matters and like really defines

862
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 3: who you are. Now I could pull it off, but

863
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 3: I know I'm doing something when I do it. What

864
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 3: you want is to be able to put the ship

865
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 3: on and be like it's a Thursday. I'm gonna put

866
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 3: my my blue velvet and swishy pants on. I don't

867
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 3: give a fuck like you want that energy.

868
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 1: Like the spirit of innovation was what was killed in you.

869
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 3: Yes, I became I became an assembly worker versus I

870
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 3: could own the plant. God, damn you start again.

871
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 5: Damn that's crazy.

872
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Shamika, I'll never fucking forgive you for what

873
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 3: you did.

874
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:13,959
Speaker 5: How old are you?

875
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 3: This had to be fifth grade, sixth grade something like that.

876
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 1: Did you have anyone that you could vent to about

877
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: it or did you have to just go home and

878
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: take it on because on the chin, because that was

879
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: always difficult for me having an immigrant mom. She doesn't

880
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: even understand the joke, Like, you know what I mean.

881
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, it's a great shirt.

882
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 3: My dad's like, yeah, they make fine shirts at the

883
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,280
Speaker 3: African store.

884
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: It was wrapped in plastic. He took it down from

885
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: behind the fences.

886
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 3: Remember he got the little hook out to take it

887
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 3: down off the walls.

888
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 4: So you know that's specific.

889
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, uh yeah, my dad's a My dad's a communist.

890
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 3: So no, there's nothing uh he am on dress cool,

891
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 3: There's no connection we could have made on Like, can

892
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 3: you believe they would say such a vile thing about

893
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 3: this outfit? How can we fix it? Papa? You know

894
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 3: what I mean? Like It's just that I had to

895
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 3: live with all of this.

896
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the tougher selves to swallows. When you

897
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: have to just take you as a kid, you just

898
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 1: have to go home, get in the shower or cry

899
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 1: out or whatever it is you do.

900
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,240
Speaker 4: I have a question, what would you tell your child

901
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 4: that came home in this same situation?

902
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: Your children, I'm never buying anything from the African story. Again,

903
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I did this.

904
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 3: To protect them. Okay, yeah you heard it here first, folks,

905
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 3: David doesn't support his local Africans, certainly not for clothing.

906
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: Not I agree, because by the way, and I just

907
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: want to see that and we get I don't know

908
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: what's going on at least in my city, but every

909
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: fucking street fair I go to, Africans are selling bootleg shit.

910
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: It's nuts. They were out at the Parkisinko demayo. They

911
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: were at fucking jazz in the park, Like it's just

912
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 1: like crazy.

913
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 5: What city are you in?

914
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: Denver notorious for Africans and bootlegs?

915
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 3: Damn. And I'll say this, they're not talking about that

916
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 3: in the UH in the debates, you know what I mean,

917
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 3: They're they're covering all these issues. But but the Africans

918
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 3: in Denver who are selling bootlegs are are sliding by.

919
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 3: Stop accusing Haitian people of eating dogs and cats. That's silly.

920
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 3: Put a stop to these goddamn Africans and talking about

921
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 3: David wants you to stop this. He's very passionate about it,

922
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 3: and whoever brings it up first will get his vote

923
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 3: and his donations. Please. The man's sick of you letting

924
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 3: these africa to get away with this.

925
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:07,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll get my vote. I always vote. I'm just kidding.

926
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: I'm civically responsible.

927
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 3: We need to take one more break.

928
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: This is great.

929
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 3: We're gonna be back with more Brandy Denise more. Ma.

930
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 1: Mama told me.

931
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 3: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch.

932
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 3: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling

933
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 3: and it's it's fucking great. We love it so much.

934
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: Just sleek, it's sexy.

935
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 3: Come on, you want to tell them what we have?

936
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is

937
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien

938
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 1: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then

939
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has

940
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: a coofie on it. Since my mama told me. And

941
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 1: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,

942
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 1: which is who you are.

943
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy them now, go to my mama

944
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 3: told me that merch table dot com. It's a brand

945
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 3: new name, but it's the same old merch And we

946
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 3: would love for you to get some if you haven't

947
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 3: got it already. And we want you to have all

948
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 3: the sweet stuff. So get it.

949
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 5: Because I'm looking good at it.

950
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 6: You will good.

951
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 5: I feel good, and you sing good and.

952
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: Make love good.

953
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 6: Oh, we are back not.

954
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: Discussing James Brown, who did make love good?

955
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 3: I assume did James Brown only have sons? O? Well,

956
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 3: sons is for fucking That's what I mean if he

957
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 3: if he only had sons.

958
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: Now are you on the because making love can be

959
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: good as what Legston?

960
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I agree. I'm not suggesting that it's bad

961
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 3: sex as much as just trying to understand if maybe

962
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 3: James Brown could be the the breaker of that theory.

963
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,280
Speaker 1: Oh I think, I mean he was a sex machine.

964
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: I think he really could. I can think of him

965
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: as like a utility player, like he had a.

966
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 3: Right he's more, he's more mellow than Austin Rivers had

967
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 3: a lot of kids.

968
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 4: It looks like he had mostly girls. I do believe

969
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,840
Speaker 4: that he had nine children.

970
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 3: Damn, that's not I thought, yeah back then you had

971
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 3: to if you would have said sixteen out of been like, yeah,

972
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 3: that's not like James Brown.

973
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

974
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: Right.

975
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 3: The last little bit that I'll hit you with. The

976
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 3: other element that apparently plays into whether or not a

977
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 3: baby is sitting lower rather the woman's stomach is sitting low,

978
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 3: is the baby's physical location inside of the womb. Right

979
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 3: that like, if the baby is in fact head down

980
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 3: and as they call it, sitting low, the show the

981
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 3: way your stomach will show, will likely sit lower, versus

982
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 3: if the baby is up high, you will likely have

983
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 3: the baby higher in your chest and ship.

984
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 4: I guess I'm trying to figure out how do babies

985
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 4: typically sit out an easy upside down like balled up?

986
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 3: Uh No, they start off. They they they're rolling around constantly.

987
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,959
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, they're all doing this in there. Uh they're

988
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 3: they're rolling around constantly. But what you want before before

989
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,919
Speaker 3: birth rather is for the baby to be head down.

990
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 3: If the baby's feet down, then that's a breach and

991
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 3: that is dangerous for baby and mom alike. So they

992
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,479
Speaker 3: they either have to figure out a way to turn

993
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 3: the baby, which you can often do on your own,

994
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 3: like it's just walking around and ship will make the

995
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 3: baby turn themselves. Or if they have to physically turn

996
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 3: the baby, they go up in there and turn them.

997
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:55,720
Speaker 3: Or you have to get a c section. It's too dangerous. Yeah,

998
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 3: got it, Yeah, it's in.

999
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: You don't have that breach thing? Is that?

1000
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 3: Jay z.

1001
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: Woh?

1002
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1003
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:05,799
Speaker 5: What is?

1004
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 1: Man came to the game feet first like a baby

1005
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 1: born a breach birth. That's how I always remember. Yeah,

1006
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 1: he really helped us a lot.

1007
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he only tried And guess what, he only

1008
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 3: said that once.

1009
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, Doug.

1010
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 3: He just thought of that and then he was like,

1011
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna go say that in a

1012
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 3: song and he didn't write it down or nothing, And.

1013
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 4: It's stuck with David. I should have listened to that

1014
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:34,240
Speaker 4: song and I would have known.

1015
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 1: I do. The problem is I don't remember which song

1016
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: it's on.

1017
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 3: There are other conspiracies relating to how you can tell

1018
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 3: the gender of babies that I think we should go

1019
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 3: through before we wrap up this episode. Uh, there's a

1020
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 3: craving Smith. I don't know if you guys have ever

1021
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 3: heard of a craving Smith, But they they said that

1022
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 3: if you want to eat a lot of salty things

1023
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 3: and you're having a boy and more into sweet stuff,

1024
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 3: then you're likely having a girl. There is also heart

1025
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 3: rate myth uh, there's a higher heart rate means a boy.

1026
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 3: A lower heart rate means a girl. But you may

1027
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 3: also come across people predicting the opposite. But either way,

1028
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 3: they claim that the different heart rates are related to

1029
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 3: boy and girl. There's the morning sickness Smith. Yeah, less

1030
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 3: morning sickness means a boy. More morning sickness means a girl.

1031
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 3: There's the skin appearance Smith. Glowing beautiful skin means a boy.

1032
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,399
Speaker 3: Acne and other skin issues means a girl. And then

1033
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 3: finally there is hair appearance Smith. Thicker, shinier hair means

1034
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:41,720
Speaker 3: a boy, and limp, dull hair means a girl.

1035
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 5: Can I just point out that they hate women? They

1036
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 5: hate girls?

1037
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 3: It did truly feels that way.

1038
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of feels like it boils down to

1039
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: if your life is bad, if you're pregnancy, your life

1040
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: gets worse. It's a girl.

1041
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,720
Speaker 4: If you're like this boy, Yeah, fuck, they hate girls.

1042
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 4: That's cozy, That's exactly what that is.

1043
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just kept going too like I thought maybe okay,

1044
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 3: like the shiny skin one was just like, oh that

1045
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 3: the predictions are the predictions. They've been this way historically.

1046
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 3: But then you get to thick hair and fucking whether

1047
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 3: you eat fun and it's like all right, man, you

1048
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 3: got it.

1049
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,359
Speaker 4: Chill, Yeah, you just so like, yeah, your life's gonna

1050
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 4: be terrible. As you can see already, it's starting.

1051
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 3: What you feeling sick, You got a girl in you.

1052
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 3: That's gotta be. A girl inside of you.

1053
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 5: Is nothing but a girl making you throw up.

1054
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 3: That much what Olivia is also reminding us of. And yeah,

1055
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 3: I have heard this phrase Olivia, a baby girl steals

1056
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 3: mother's beauty. That like there's there's sort of like a

1057
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 3: it's it's a saying, almost an idiom that implies that

1058
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 3: baby girls steal their mother's beauty from them.

1059
00:56:56,280 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 1: I think that speaks to the complexity of mother daughter relationships.

1060
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 3: Fat I like that was a really good way of

1061
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 3: being like that ain't got nothing to do with me.

1062
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:16,439
Speaker 3: I agree with that hands up, don't shoot please.

1063
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 4: But I think that that's some that's a good point

1064
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 4: the complexity of because I often hear about people not

1065
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 4: getting along with their mother or people are like, oh this,

1066
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,200
Speaker 4: they just hate their daughter. And I've never had that

1067
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 4: type of relationship with my mom, so I don't. I

1068
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 4: always forget that things like that do exist because I

1069
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 4: haven't experienced it.

1070
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 3: But yeah, damn, good for you, good old solid relationship

1071
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 3: with your mom. Her hair is still shiny shiny.

1072
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: And I love my mom as well. And one out

1073
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 1: of two ain't bad.

1074
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 5: And my mom's super sweet shout out to Grace.

1075
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 3: Shout out to Grace. Well, I think with that Grace

1076
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 3: shout out, I think we did it. I think this

1077
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 3: is like a great episode. Brandy, could you tell the

1078
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 3: people where they can find you what cool shit you

1079
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 3: have going on?

1080
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 4: You can find me on Instagram and Twitter and all

1081
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 4: the social media, said Brandy with an I Brandy Denise

1082
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 4: Boyd and you can catch me tomorrow night on Jimmy

1083
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Speaker 4: fallon September eighteenth.

1084
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 5: Tune in watch it.

1085
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 4: If you were missing this episode, go back and watch

1086
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 4: it on YouTube and like and share. And I have

1087
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 4: a special coming out next year with Heartbeat, so look

1088
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 4: for that.

1089
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, Ory, what you got?

1090
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: Cool guy? Joke? Sady seven on Instagram go by my

1091
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Speaker 1: special birth of a Nation on Patreon Patreon dot com

1092
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Speaker 1: backslash David Borie Birth of a Nation with a G

1093
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Speaker 1: is very funny. We have doing a lot of fun

1094
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Speaker 1: over on Patreon. We got like forty five fifty videos.

1095
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Speaker 1: We got interviews with Linkston and Olivia.

1096
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Speaker 3: It's a great time. Uh, and come see us on tour.

1097
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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, yeah, see us on tour. We're coming to

1098
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Speaker 3: cities near you, d C, Europe first October tenth. I

1099
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 3: believe you. You were coming for your motherfucking net. We

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Speaker 3: want that place filled to the brim. You've been asking

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Speaker 3: us to come to d C. Now is your chance

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Speaker 3: to see us in d C. And uh, shortly after that,

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Speaker 3: we'll be in Detroit and then Chicago that same weekend,

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Speaker 3: and then we got a bunch of other dates that

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Speaker 3: will follow.

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Speaker 1: As always, Oh go ahead. I was just gonna say,

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Speaker 1: in DC, we walk the guests down. So it's not

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Speaker 1: just gonna be us, It's gonna be Jamel Johnson, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be Tony Woods, and it's gonna be bearsashe.

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Speaker 3: Let's go three insanely funny people, uh, DC natives respectively.

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Speaker 3: They they will be in the house and they're gonna

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Speaker 3: be doing some silly shit with us. It'll be great.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be eating mumbo sauce. Hell yeah, don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that I've ever had mumbo sauce.

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Speaker 1: Let's have an Oh well, Jamel is the one who

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Speaker 1: took me to get it for the first time, so

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Speaker 1: we could go get it that night.

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Speaker 3: Let's get some mumbo sauce and spray it on the

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Speaker 3: crowd like uh, like Champagne.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: DC niggas are like that. We just shower them in

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Speaker 3: mumbo sauce. I'm sure. Oh yeah, daddy, Oh yeah, this

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Speaker 3: is what you like. But you like d C.

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Speaker 5: They're gonna beat all classes.

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Speaker 3: Put on a walet beat. Let them feel what they like.

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Speaker 6: Don't go music.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Kevin Durant.

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Speaker 3: You like his hair, you like it? You like it DC.

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Speaker 1: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, please come see us live and as always, you

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