Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. How's Oh, how's go my gran? Oh,
Speaker 1: she's wonderful, wonderful, And she would say, oh, I'm wonderful.
Speaker 1: That's oh. My grand is a dream. She is now
Speaker 1: nineties six years old. Yeah, ninety six. Still still one
Speaker 1: of the funniest people in my family. Still shops still
Speaker 1: has the best memory, better than mine, better than my mom's.
Speaker 1: Like we'll talk to her and then she'll have to
Speaker 1: remind us of things. Genuinely, she's got like I don't
Speaker 1: even understand how her memory is as good as it is.
Speaker 1: But she's adorable and she's like tiny, you know, and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, yes, far you know. And the other
Speaker 1: day I popped home to see her. It was a
Speaker 1: surprise though, and she she like said, she had like
Speaker 1: a feeling, you know what. It was like a weird
Speaker 1: thing because my mom, my mom didn't even know I
Speaker 1: was coming. And so I landed in South Africa and
Speaker 1: said my mom was like, hey, what are you doing tomorrow?
Speaker 1: And she's like why and I was like, oh, because
Speaker 1: I'm here. And she's like, wait, You're in South Africa
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, and she's like, your grand
Speaker 1: was right, and I was like, what do you mean.
Speaker 1: She's like, your grand keeps saying I have a feeling,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling Trevor. I'm feeling Trevor. And my mom was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's losing its all right. My mom was like, the
Speaker 1: day has arrived. This is it, this is and then
Speaker 1: so then my mom was like, don't I won't tell
Speaker 1: her you're coming. It will be surprised. And so then
Speaker 1: I walked in and then my grand This is so
Speaker 1: funny for us as a family because then I walked
Speaker 1: in and then I was like, hello, go go and
Speaker 1: then she's like Trevor and I was like, Hi, go go.
Speaker 1: Then she's like, oh, I'm losing it. Who was somebody? Man?
Speaker 1: I was like no, I'm real. Then we had fun.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so she's great. Thank you for asking. Wow,
Speaker 1: how's my grandmother doing. Oh she's fantastic. Man years old
Speaker 1: and ten months? Um, yeah, she makes she makes me
Speaker 1: count the years and months as well. Now it's a
Speaker 1: new thing. She's she's did she cook for me? No,
Speaker 1: she's too old. Oh oh no, no, no, she's She
Speaker 1: even says to me, I was like, what do you do? Go?
Speaker 1: She's like, oh me, She's like I just enjoy being
Speaker 1: a life. And then all all she does is she ready. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all she does is she she chills at home like
Speaker 1: she's got like a like her squad of grannies and
Speaker 1: they all just come and hang out and she it's
Speaker 1: like it's like it's like a weird team of like
Speaker 1: superheroes where they've all got their specialties. And then hers
Speaker 1: is that her memory is bulletproof. So all her friends
Speaker 1: ask her about things they've forgotten about in life. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, like, she's got a better memory than me,
Speaker 1: my mom, everybody. She can tell you what your thing happened,
Speaker 1: what month, everything. And so her friends come over and
Speaker 1: they'll be and they'll ask like random questions. They'll be like, no,
Speaker 1: my liso, like where where did I meet my husband?
Speaker 1: And then she'd be like, oh, you met her? And
Speaker 1: then she like tell stories and it's amazing to watch.
Speaker 1: And so all she does all day she just she
Speaker 1: loves writing. That's what she does. And I asked her
Speaker 1: why and she said she says to and know how
Speaker 1: to still read and write. Oh, I'm so blessed. So
Speaker 1: that's all she does. Yeah, that's it. You're ready, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do this, let's have fun. Wow, Like I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you. My my grand I mean, my whole
Speaker 1: family is like they're not like TV or entertainment people.
Speaker 1: So even hanging out with my grandmother on the Daily
Speaker 1: Show was just like a freak thing that happened because
Speaker 1: my grand on the day was just like she she
Speaker 1: didn't even think of it as TV. She was just
Speaker 1: like I was. I was in sowere so for the
Speaker 1: Global Citizen Festival, and then I was like, maybe we
Speaker 1: should go to my grandmother's house. And the TV crew
Speaker 1: was like can we come with you? And I was
Speaker 1: like I'll ask And I asked my grand and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, can can there's a TV crew with
Speaker 1: me they want to come in. And then she was
Speaker 1: like what what is that for? And she's like all
Speaker 1: these your friends. I was like yeah. She's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: your friends can come in, and then like they walked
Speaker 1: in and then my grand I was like, oh, your
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