1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: Jules A dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you secret? 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:08,879 Speaker 1: Yeah. 4 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 3: So, basically, my dirty little secret was that I was 5 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:16,799 Speaker 3: dating somebody that lived in a different city than me, 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,599 Speaker 3: but they lived in the city where I have a 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 3: cousin that stays there. And basically he went to the 8 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 3: Bolden Alley and told me he was going with some friends, 9 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 3: and my cousin ended up at the same Bolden ally 10 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 3: and told me he was with a girl. So I 11 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 3: drove down there and I was waiting to see if 12 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 3: he was going to walk out with her, which he did, 13 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 3: and they ended up going to some kind of bar 14 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 3: together or something. So I sprayed the front top of 15 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:48,199 Speaker 3: his car and his door handles with pepper spray because 16 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 3: he has a tendency of like touching his face all 17 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 3: the time, and I knew if because his door handle, 18 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 3: he would end up seeing his hand with wet and 19 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,959 Speaker 3: put it to his face to smell it, which he did. 20 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 2: I know, I say this out loud, burning. 21 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like literally screaming in the parking lot 22 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 3: that his eyes was burning. Is boys are never any 23 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 3: help because all of his friends was just recording him 24 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 3: laughing at I know. Oh, I think it's an eyelash 25 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 3: in my eye, like something's in there I can't see. 26 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 3: And then he started calling me. He started calling me 27 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 3: like I need help, I need your help. And the 28 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:28,559 Speaker 3: whole time I'm thinking, like, you don't even know spray 29 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 3: in your eyes? Wow? 30 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty good. 31 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 4: Honestly, I love intelligent revenge stories. There's something about it, 32 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 4: and I shouldn't say that out loud, but this one's funny. 33 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 34 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 5: I'm sure you've inspired a lot more people to have 35 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 5: your revenge if they get cheated on. 36 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 2: Have a good day you too. Thank you by hello, Hello, Hey, 37 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 2: what's up? You have a dirty little secret? 38 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: I have a dirty little secret. I'm in the process 39 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:03,480 Speaker 1: of getting a divorce, and I empower myself by doing 40 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: these little things like peeing in my seem to be 41 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 1: ex husband, Peloton shoes, what he makes for a smoothie 42 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: every morning with zucchini, and a couple of times I've 43 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 1: like rubbed it on my butt. 44 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 3: Wow. 45 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: There was an incident with his toothbrush that we probably 46 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:26,799 Speaker 1: shouldn't mention on air. 47 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 2: Incident. 48 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 5: Oh wow, So basically you're peeing and rubbing his stuff 49 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,799 Speaker 5: all over you. 50 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, I did scrub the dog bowl with his hair brush. 51 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 5: Also, oh, dear, are you guys are still living together? 52 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 5: While are you getting divorced? 53 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 3: We are getting divorced because I found in his email 54 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 3: a folder of nudes from a coworker. 55 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 5: Okay, oh oh, you're still living together though, that was 56 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 5: the question. 57 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 1: I'm not leaving this house, or I'm getting this house, 58 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 1: or I'm getting half of it. 59 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 5: I think just proof that if you're going through a divorce, 60 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 5: you should probably separate. Peed on and rubbed it on things. 61 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 4: At this point, it's making her mental feel way better. 62 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 4: I'd be pretty upset about that folder too, Are you 63 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 4: kidding me? 64 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. 65 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: Thank you for letting me share my dirty little secret. 66 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:18,839 Speaker 2: Of course, have a good one. 67 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 3: What's your dirty little secret?