WEBVTT - Ep17: The Perfect Threesome with a Unicorn Feat Dubs 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:05.000 Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Horrible Decision. Every 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:08.520 time you smile like that, you look absolutely Asian. Shut up, 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:12.240 I'm your girl, Mandy, I'm wheezy. Hi. And we are 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:15.240 back and this feels so good because we're actually recording 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:18.320 on time. Like, so this is a week where we 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:20.520 get to talk to you guys about what the funk 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:22.360 is going on. Yeah, you know, we do a lot 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.680 of hoe I mean regular travels, and so with that 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.360 we have to like pre record for you and we 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:29.480 try to be consistent and you know, and we know 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:33.120 that you guys have short attentions. Man, So once something 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:35.120 is fucking gone, it's gone. And y'all don't want to 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.400 hear us talk about something two weeks later and we're 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:39.919 trying to keep you. So thank you to everybody, um 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:42.400 who left us an iTunes review, just to let you know. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:45.239 This is how we gain traction and how people end 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:46.839 up finding us. Oh my god, did I tell you 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:48.640 about the guy that I fucked years ago? It was 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.040 the first white guy I've ever fucked. He sends me 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:56.760 a text, He's like, Hey, it's Matt, Matt, Where does 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:58.720 this Where is this coming from? My? A? D? D 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.640 Just let me tell the story. Jeez. He said, I 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:03.720 found us after listening to the Joe Rogan Show. And 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:05.920 I think it's because we've been getting more reviews coming 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:09.360 in and now we're popping up and suggested podcast. Well. 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:11.399 I also have a lot of my followers that are 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:14.240 telling friends to hey, check this out, and they're binge listening. 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:16.800 So I want to thank all of you guys who 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:22.320 have been listening, leaving reviews UM and actually writing us 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:25.080 emails UM for you guys who don't know, maybe this 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.759 is your first time tuning in. We love to get 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:31.640 you guys as horrible decisions and questions. UM. So you 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.560 guys can go ahead and email us at Horrible Decisions 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.080 at gmail dot com whatever you want. UM. D M 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:41.760 I D like crazy and I've been enjoying it so much. No. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.840 I love especially like the girls with kids that are 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:46.280 like I used to be a hoo and I'm like, 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:49.520 it's yeah, we get for you find a lot of followers. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:53.160 And you know, I'm married now, so I'm living through 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:56.320 you guys. Still do this, Mary, but nothing of the 0:01:56.400 --> 0:02:00.280 top week. UM, you just got back. You has had 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:04.760 a trip to Orlando, and I just did Miami and Orlando. Um, 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.720 seeing family, Lord, why are we always away? We're always 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:11.400 away catching him? Like two weeks, I'm going to Europe 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.120 to see loverboy hugging. I hadn't sat here and told 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:18.639 my boss I'm done with the traveling for a while. UM, 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:20.320 I'm gonna go ahead and let her know I do 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.720 want to keep working, because Lord knows, she probably think 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:26.800 I ain't even trying to work no more and she's 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:29.600 never here. Um. I want to cut you off for 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:32.160 a second though. Me and Mandy were talking um a 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.520 few hours ago, and I wanted to address something with 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.480 you guys. The more and more listeners we have, especially 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:38.600 new people, I just want to give you guys a 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.320 little background on us. Mandy and I haven't been friends 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:43.560 for five years. We got each other for ten. We 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:46.519 dead at each other because we're not gonna get in today. 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.320 But if we shade each other or you think we're 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.920 slept shaming, it's because we still kind of don't like 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:57.359 That's that's pretty pretty accurate. Look, we can make some 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:59.480 money out of his podcast, but you're still a home Yeah. 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:01.520 Like it's like, I don't ever want to shoot on 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.760 a woman like this extent for you and The problem 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.200 is to the way we talked to each other when 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:08.760 we don't understand each other about something or what we're 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.960 going through currently. You have to remember we let off 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.880 five years ago is when we stopped talking, so we 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:19.360 were at our biggest whole phases, like twenty one. She 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:22.160 had just gotten out of a relationship. I was just 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:25.280 hopping on flights every goddamn weekend for whoever booked them. 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:29.720 So so us shading each other, We're still seeing each 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.760 other as these year old trying to find each other 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:36.600 our sexuality, still experimenting, still doing this, and so we're 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:38.760 still catching up with each other as far as what 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.560 we're doing now in our lives, um, and how we 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:45.480 have grown. We still do. I don't know if you 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:47.120 have heard for the first episode, but if you have, 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:48.960 you would know. When we first met, we fought. We 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:53.560 fought her. Her ponytail was flying around the club. It 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:57.440 was the DJ was yelling as your ponytail was being 0:03:57.680 --> 0:04:00.600 passed across money. This was a team. This is how 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:02.200 long ago. We're not gonna edit this out. I'm just 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:08.400 gonna take it because now a bitch has hang time. Um. Yeah, 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:10.800 like so I think that it's just in our nature 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:12.920 to always kind of talk and argue like this. Actually, 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:15.160 Mandy and I got in a fight after the Promiscuity 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:18.440 episode and she was going off on me and I 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:19.960 was like, I just want to tell you my feelings, 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:23.280 and at the end of it, she goes, Okay, I'm sorry. 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:26.360 Are you being sarcastic? Bit because you know we we 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:27.880 we should on each other so much. I don't know 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:30.680 what I don't know. We're still getting to know each 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.720 other too, guys, so please bear with us if you 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.440 find that we are too mean to each other. I 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:37.159 don't want you to think we would be mean to you. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:41.320 I also, I just want to say I've had a 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:44.560 few people write me and tell me it kind of 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.200 hurt my feelings. I didn't even tell you this yet, 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.680 but tell me that they think I am encouraging cheating. 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:52.560 And I just want to say that cheating to me 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.720 is hiding and lying, and I'm not encouraging cheating. I'm 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.640 encouraging openness. And what works for me may not work 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:00.560 for you. Maybe you're not gonna eat with your man, 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:04.559 Maybe you just gonna, you know, look at bitches together online. 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.840 Maybe that's your way of you know, cheating or checking out, 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.320 girls out together with being mind. We're gonna fuck. That's 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:13.840 all I'm saying. What I do ain't well, I'm gonna 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:16.280 go ahead this actually, Um, we do have a guest 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:19.120 coming into the studio. But this actually brings me to 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:23.520 an email that we received from one of our listeners. UM, 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.200 and we have another one that we're gonna do later 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:27.720 in the show. UM that weezy got. But I'm gonna 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.080 go ahead and read this because it does. We're gonna 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:31.960 do an email first, and then we're gonna do the 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.720 second email towards the end of the show. UM. But 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:38.000 this email actually is about cheating. And I don't know 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:40.920 if you guys have listened yet, but about two episodes ago, 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:44.280 we talked about why women cheat and we actually received 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:48.000 an email from a man whose woman cheated. UM, please 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:50.240 don't do your side comments. I'm not going to do 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.480 the side comments. UM. But so this is the email. 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:56.400 It says, hello ladies. Found you guys like a week ago, 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:59.280 and I listened to every podcast you ladies have published. 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:02.360 I am so into mostly all the freaky Nancy ships 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:05.159 y'all talk about. I performed in a room full of 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:11.040 people at two or three sex parties with my then girlfriend. 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:15.680 See look at your sad by the way, you're both beautiful. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:20.120 I'm writing you to get some honest advice. Be not 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:23.480 both okay, my bad? I saw be Mandy be you know. 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:27.719 I'll try to make this as short as possible. So 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:29.960 I've got a girlfriend and we've been together for five years. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:33.200 Was ready to marry her, but asked God for a 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:36.600 sure sign. So come to find out, she cheated on me. 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.160 Now we've talked about it, and her reason was she 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.800 believed I was cheating on her. I admit I talked 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:46.240 and entertained two girls, but never got physical with them. 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:48.320 It was more of me just making sure I still 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:51.680 had it, and they pursued me more than anything. Anyway. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:54.440 The guy she cheated with, I shook this nigger hand 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:58.479 when I met him, and he was just her homeboy. Now, 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:00.880 this dude knew all about us, but when she thought 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.640 I was messing around, she let him get in her head. 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:07.039 And she claims they only fucked once for not even 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:10.360 a minute in a bathroom. Not even a minute, because 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:13.160 apparently a dick in my pussy for a minute doesn't count. 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:15.960 That's her logic. Come assuming, so you can didn't get 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.480 in the mouth, and then it's okay, okay, I can't 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:24.040 even don't like I take my time, so then hello, 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:27.920 it takes time anyway, So you can imagine my level 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.320 of piss, especially to think you let some nigga fun 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:33.280 you in a bathroom. To add the insult to injury, 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:36.080 I didn't find out until four months later. You wouldn't 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:38.480 believe how I found out. I say all this to 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:42.240 say what do I do moving forward? He didn't say 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:44.400 how you found out? He just said you wouldn't believe. 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:48.000 We bitch, I don't give me, you know ship, I 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:54.040 don't believe. The question is what do I do moving forward? 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:56.040 I love her and we have a child together, but 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:58.320 I just don't know if I can get over it. 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:00.360 It's like it's damn near all I can think about 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.520 when we are about to have sex. Help a brother 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:05.680 out because we're either gonna work this out or I'm gone. 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:08.120 Thank you, beautiful sisters for your time and hope to 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.960 hear from you with love from a loyal as just 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:13.560 as freaky as you two are fans. Well, damn were 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:17.000 you like? So? I don't do you want to go 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:20.680 ahead and start with the advice for we'll go ahead 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.120 and give our advice, and then maybe we'll go ahead 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:24.280 and introduce our guests and see what she has to say. 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:26.000 You're going to have to decide to get over it. 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:28.800 That's what I would say. I mean to me, and 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:34.560 women decide to stay. Don't you the same? I would 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:38.120 tell the same to a woman. Absolutely, but absolutely don't 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:39.960 think it's I mean, if you can't look past it, 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:41.840 if you think about it during sex, then don't be 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:43.920 I mean, you have a child, and you said that 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.200 you want to work on it, but you know that's 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.520 something that you have kids. I feel like you could 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.360 be together when he's four, when they take some time. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.560 If you find yourself back together, find yourself back together. 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.120 But I don't know how invested they are and like 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:58.199 living together or they've been together five years? Well should 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.000 she do so? He said, he keeps thinking about it 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.800 during sex. You can't say. You can't say, right, And 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:06.000 I think that it's also it should be noted because 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:09.280 you were clearly entertaining two women. Regardless of you had 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:13.040 sex or not. You you were seeking some type of something, 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:16.520 whether it was approval, whether it was attention, whether something. Yeah, 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:19.439 he said that he was entertaining two girls, but they 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:23.000 were pursuing him more, but he didn't get physical with them. 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:27.760 And to me, this ship is word. Hello, listen, if 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:31.040 I got a dick in the bathroom, wait, I don't 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:34.599 know how Wait please, what are you about to say? 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:36.160 I'm gonna be honest with you. I was texting for 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.200 a second and I didn't pay attention. Of course, of course, 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:41.560 if I just randomly fox somebody in the bathroom, I 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:43.600 feel like that's just a little bit better than you 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:45.480 continue to text a bit because good morning text and 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:47.800 all that. Ship. That should take effort. Bro, No, it does. Absolutely, 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.760 That's the only reason this dude be on point. So 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:53.600 this should probably be something where both of you admit 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.480 your wrongs, say you won't do it again, and move 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.160 on from it. At the end of the day. Cheating 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:00.360 is something that you're you can't go back and change. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.040 She had that dick in help pussy mouth whatever for 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:04.640 the one minute in the bathroom that she was in 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:08.920 it like sixty seconds, sixty seconds? Why are you still 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:12.480 it happened? Why did you stop? You stopped because you 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.160 felt like it was wrong, and you stopped because he 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.680 came like, what are you saying? So what for a minute, 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:20.200 you for an hour sixty six? You technically we're entertaining 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:23.480 two girls at one time. So I don't know. To me, 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:28.120 entertaining a female is still cheating. That's my thought process 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:31.800 on it. I don't know if everyone agrees. Um. Speaking 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:35.319 of everyone, guys, I want to introduce you, guys to 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:39.840 our guest um for this show, the Birthdaker. She is 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:42.360 the birthday girl here in New York, all the way 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:50.160 from Denver, Colorado. I'm coming to the stage, Lady W. 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:56.560 I had to throw the eighty seven. That's that's that's 0:10:56.559 --> 0:11:00.840 the Twitter hand. You ain't on twit. You all know. 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:05.680 First of all, didn't you change your thank you? Okay? 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:09.760 Well talking about best friends, Well, guys, we have dubbed 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:14.800 here um and she is super popular around the Twitter 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:18.959 streets and black Twitter. And wait, she's a little off 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.440 black Twitter. You don't really do black Twitter. I feel 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.600 like black Twitter is its own thing, and you're like, 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:29.800 she's black gate Twitter. I think, what is that? Kind 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:34.800 of like I'm adjacent to black Twitter. I'm not a 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.319 black Twitter comment because if I run into a white 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:43.400 two on the street, whatever I say, Lady W may 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.800 not know you well, black person that uses Twitter might 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.880 know they might know you, bro. You kind of tweet 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:52.679 A lot of Twitter has a really negative connotation. No, 0:11:53.720 --> 0:12:00.880 not butter on Twitter Twitter, Like if I meet a 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:02.800 nigga and I see he's a part of black Twitter, 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.199 where I gotta dead you bro, we can't talk no more, 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:13.360 dude with someone who uses that in conversations. Well, she's also, guys, 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.439 a part of um and this was funny. I did 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.520 want to share this with our with our listeners. Me 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:23.840 and Wheezy used to watch her videos on YouTube before 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:26.559 we all became friends. We sound like stalkers every time, 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.160 every time because Girls Cutty came on the show and 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.440 we're like, listen, bit, we've been following you since two 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:33.679 thousand by how we met to a lot of people 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:37.600 talk about like making online relationships and being so scared dub. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:39.439 I don't know if I wrote you were what? But 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:46.080 it was on Twitter ten years ago? No, okay, like 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:49.520 oh nine, so like eight years okay, So I don't 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:52.079 know how we hit each other up. But I was 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:55.160 dating at the time, and I remember I was like, look, 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.960 this girl's coming to Florida and she's gonna stay with us. 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:59.480 And I was like, what, Yeah, in my first meeting 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:02.440 with I've never done this with anybody, like maybe talked 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:04.840 for twenty minutes and we sat in our bed, me 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:08.440 and his bed, and fucking talked about like deep ship 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:11.679 and then and then you came just totally connect. And 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:13.240 then by the second time you came, we all went 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:19.320 on a cruise. You girls crew that we we snucked 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:23.920 liquor into shampoo bottles because we weren't yet of age. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:30.600 I tell everybody that now heause I was also like, twenty, 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:33.160 hold on, y'all, remember how you snuck this fucking ex 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:34.920 on me? Okay, but I'm gonna tell you. I don't 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:37.040 know who did it, but I don't know. I was 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:38.600 super scared of my ex because he was a piece 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:40.040 of sh it. I was so scared to get of 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:43.000 my friends and I had a drink. I was real scared. 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:45.040 I was like, eve gonna find out I had a drink. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:47.120 And when you just said, look, you're going to feel 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:50.480 a little something, that had to because that was the 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:53.480 first time I ever did Molly. Yeah, we all did Molly. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:57.200 That the first that revelation came, I was like, you 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.560 know what, I think I'm done. And I was super, 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:02.520 not like this free trip to Paris. I wasn't I 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.160 wasn't here. I wasn't even here to take the Molly 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:06.760 on the cruise and then by the time we got 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:13.520 to like and then then I took that ship by 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:15.680 the time we got back to Orlando downtown and then 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:17.800 ended up in a car at the end of the day. 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.560 I don't say something about because I want to be 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:24.360 on this briefly, but Molly almost ten years ago is 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:26.960 totally different from from what it is now. Yeah, I mean, 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.880 I it's been years. I'm telling you I couldn't. I'm 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.160 not even interested. I see, I'm no, I don't want 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:34.640 for free. I don't want to if you pay me broth. 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.160 That ship is scary. I feel like the heroin and 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.240 cracking it like, well, you never know, you never know. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:43.080 The Molly that my mama had, she's like what we 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:49.440 called it ecstasy and it was great. So, UM, you 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:51.760 heard the story when you came in. So do you 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:54.480 have any advice on um? And I guess this will 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.880 lead into you and how you date, because I know 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:00.960 we had this conversation last night at dinner about monogamy period, 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:03.760 so we'll get into that later. But what would your 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:07.440 advice be to a guy who's trying to get past 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.080 the fact that his female, just his woman, just cheated 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.080 on him. I mean, I liked my advice would be 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:17.160 a combination of both of what you guys said. You said, Tim, yeah, 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:22.400 and heals everything right and pretty much also they both 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.760 were in the wrong and just doing that set of communication, 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:26.520 like listen, this is why I did what I did, 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.520 This is how I felt, and then let her do 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.160 the same and then you either accept it or yeah, 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.600 you either at this point you just have to accept 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.640 it or that's why I liked your advice. Just move on, 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.680 like either gonna be over or you're not or not. 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:39.640 I feel like you's gonna be over here, and there's 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:42.160 no point someone if you're gonna be thinking and like 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:45.400 hurting heart breaking your own heart over and over. It's 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:47.720 gonna be mean. But I'm kind of in that mood today. 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:50.240 You and that mood. But you over there on your 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:53.160 goddamn phone. You only wrote in because you wanted us 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:54.760 to tell you something that's gonna make you feel better. 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.600 There's not anything to say to make him feel like 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.600 just deal with it or don't, Like, I feel like 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.040 you want to be coddled. I feel like a lot 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.760 of people ask advice to situations they already know when 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:07.800 I asked of it. Oh, I mean, you know you 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:10.240 don't think an remember like no, I just want you 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:11.880 to say something's gonna make me feel better, and you 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.640 know I'm not. That's why he brought up the kid. 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.240 That's why he tried to say he did something wrong, 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:17.720 because he wanted to be like, Okay, well you did 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:23.680 it too well and we're gonna move on. And there 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.680 was besides the fact that we loved dub Um, there 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:28.920 was a reason that we wanted to bring her on 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.680 the show today because again, we like to inform you 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:35.160 all and give you guys different you know, ways of dating, 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:38.680 relationships and just the different mindsets of people. So, um, 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:40.720 I guess we think, do you want to introduce what 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.600 what it is that partakes in Well, I don't want 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:45.640 to seek for you, but I will say a lot 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:47.680 of you guys, I was excited to bring dub on 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:50.520 this episode because a lot of you guys ask about 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:57.280 threesomes and how do we find people. That's a off 0:16:57.320 --> 0:17:00.280 of frequent our kink of the Week to with the 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:04.080 title is called a unicorn and a unicorn by definition, 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.320 according to Urban Dictionary, is the girl you can't catch. 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:14.680 Everything is perfect, unfathomable. She is truly a blessing. Uh N, 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:21.639 I got my face up, don't. I'm just laughing right 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:27.000 now because I read the wrong definition and it is 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:30.480 a bisexual but single female generally at a swinger's party 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:34.960 looking for couples. Um. So I bring this up because 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:38.720 the threesomes that I have had, even though I found 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:43.760 women one on tender, is not necessarily with a unicorn. 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:45.720 Just because there's a single woman. I don't know if 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:47.640 you would agree with me on this, but just because 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:49.280 there's a single woman that might suck you that night, 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:52.760 doesn't mean she is a unicorn. Dove is somebody that 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:57.520 seeks couples, that enjoys couples, that plays the role so 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:59.560 to speak, right, that knows how to be treated. And 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:01.600 I want a lot of you guys to listen to 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:03.160 this because if you are single out there and you're 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:05.040 thinking about joining a couple, but you feel like it's 0:18:05.080 --> 0:18:07.400 too slutty, or you feel like, oh, you know, there's 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:10.160 gonna throw me to the side. After she's had Yeah, 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:15.520 she's had very meaningful relationships with couples and seemingly long 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:19.639 term could be. And I'm hoping that we're gonna read 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:22.200 your minds because we're about to ask her some questions. 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:24.640 So I truly hope that we are able to ask 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:26.880 the questions that maybe floating through your mind, like what 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:31.240 then does this do? So so we're gonna go back 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:34.960 and she's a black guy, because y'all be acting like 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:37.600 it's all white people should wps. Nope, not this time. 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:46.159 So I with, uh, I want to bring into the 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:48.920 app how you use it? But um, what the funk? 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:53.760 How did it start? How did starts started? Accident? It 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:56.399 was a total accident. So I've been very monogamous my 0:18:56.600 --> 0:19:01.560 entire life. Um, and I was people don't know me. 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:05.080 I am notorious for going on vacation and fucking that's 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:07.639 what I do. Going on dates, I say, but just 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:09.560 going on dates, meeting people. So I was in Denver 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:12.800 visiting and I was dating on around. I was on 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:16.240 tender and I saw this couple and I never swiped 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:19.080 right on couples, but I was in Denver and I 0:19:19.160 --> 0:19:22.800 was like, like, what the and the girl was really cute, 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:26.600 so I was like and so we matched, and so 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:28.639 they were like, let's take you out to sushi and 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:30.520 we'll go out. I'm like, guy, and so I was 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:32.080 actually really nervous. I'm like, I'm about to go on 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:33.760 a date with two people at the same time, and 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:35.320 I don't know how it's gonna go. I've never been 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:38.120 with a girl at this point. I've wanted to, but 0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:42.440 like I did, never happened. And so, yeah, they took 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:44.639 me out. They wanted to die me and she was 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:50.960 super hot in person, he was lying. It's so crazy 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:53.200 because I feel like that is how most of it works. 0:19:53.200 --> 0:19:55.320 When I matched with couples, all either really liked the 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:57.840 girl and not so much the guy or vice versa, 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:01.239 right and so and so you're okay with maybe not 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:05.760 being completely attracted to both parties. I'm a little firmer 0:20:05.800 --> 0:20:08.120 on that rule now, So like I need to be 0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:12.320 at least you guys both need to be best. The 0:20:12.480 --> 0:20:15.360 worst case be minus. Do you do the minus plus 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:19.639 just to be okay? Okay, up, But it's really the girl, Like, 0:20:19.640 --> 0:20:22.280 if I'm not little girl, I'm not gonna do like Okay, 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.879 she is a pathway to you getting me to the guy. Okay. 0:20:25.960 --> 0:20:28.520 So that's so the girl is still mostly in charge 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:31.280 and this No, I'm just saying in terms of being attracted, 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:33.760 like I have to leave be very attracted to her, 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:35.960 and then I'll be like, yeah, you get a pass. Okay. 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:37.720