1 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: Coming up at four minutes after the hour. About four 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 1: The subject is he hates his wife, but I don't 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 1: uh huh. You may hate her, but I don't hate her. 5 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,759 Speaker 1: All right, we'll get into that in just a little bit. 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 1: Right now, it's time for the nephew and the prank 7 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 1: phone call which you got for us. Nep We have 8 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 1: a catering mistake, a catering mistake. It happens sometimes periodically. 9 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: Caterings might make the wrong mistake, might brain the wrown dish, 10 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: might do this to that. So we're gonna get as 11 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: ignorant as possible right here, cat dog, give you would 12 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: catering mistake. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Tammy. Please, 13 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:57,959 Speaker 1: this is Shane. Hey Tammy, this is uh Dexter over here, catering. 14 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: We catered your your aunt. Just yeah, that's right, that's right, 15 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,479 Speaker 1: that's right. How are you doing, Dextre's good to hear 16 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: from you. Okay, good good. I'm going through the paperwork 17 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 1: here and I know we have an invoice for you all. 18 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you. And this is 19 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: not a bad time, is it. No? This is a 20 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: good time. Okay. So first of all, did everybody enjoy 21 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: everything that we put out for you guys? Yeah, we 22 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 1: had a good old time. My Auntie Bredget she was 23 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: so happy. There was no better way to bring in 24 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: her sixtieth birthday party. We had a great time. The 25 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,680 Speaker 1: food was delicious. We are so grateful, So thank you 26 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: so much. You and your team did the bomb job. Okay, 27 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: good deal, good deal. I was here when they loaded 28 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,960 Speaker 1: up the van and everything, and I wanted to make sure. 29 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,119 Speaker 1: I wanted to follow back up. But listen, I'm looking 30 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 1: at the paperwork and um, and we had a little mishap, 31 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 1: and I wanted to let you know that we're not 32 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: going to um, We're not gonna charge you guys for 33 00:01:56,040 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: the chicken um because they made the mistake and they 34 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: put the wrong pan on the van and they I 35 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: noticed that the chicken was actually still here. So we 36 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: want to take off take that off, and I won't. 37 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: That won't be on the on the envoys. So I'm 38 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: taking all the entire cross. The chicken will be completely 39 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:19,239 Speaker 1: taken out. Okay, real quick, let's back up a bit, 40 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 1: because we had a lot of people at the party. 41 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: We definitely had chicken. Yeah, I know you had your 42 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 1: order smother chicken. But like I said, the guy put 43 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: the wrong pan on the on the van, you know, 44 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: and actually the mother chicken was actually still here, uh 45 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 1: you know, here here at the at the shop. So 46 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,079 Speaker 1: you know, like I said, we made a mistake. I'm 47 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: gonna take it off and that that'll probably not your 48 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: You're like a couple of hundred dollars off of a 49 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 1: couple of you as price. Like, so what are you saying? So? 50 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 1: What were we eating? If it was this mother chicken? 51 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 1: What was it? Uh? Well, Ms Tammy, like I said that. 52 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 1: You know, I got on this kid for making this 53 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 1: a steak. You know, I got on the real bad 54 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,239 Speaker 1: about it from you know, putting the wrong pan on there. 55 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 1: But like I said, this what you guys had was it? 56 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,639 Speaker 1: That was a chicken? What was it? Though? That's what 57 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: I'm asking you. What was it? That was actually what 58 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: he put on there by mistake? Miss telling me that 59 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: was that was rabbit? What? You can't be serious right now? 60 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: Are you out of your rabbit mine? Are you serious? 61 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: You're calling tell me that your team put the wrong 62 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 1: trade on the truck and then served it to my family. 63 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: And you're trying to call me about two hundred Are 64 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: you serious? Who more than that? You all me more 65 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: than that? You don't know who the because allergic to that? 66 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: And you're calling me about two hundred dollars? Are you 67 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: out of your mine? Well? I wanted to credit you 68 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: all that. You know what I'm saying. No, and there's 69 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 1: gonna be no credit. There ain't gonna be no credit. 70 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:59,839 Speaker 1: It ain't no credit. You mean credit wheregard could have died? 71 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: My she could have died. We'll see. Uh, we got 72 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: kids in there. You don't know what dietary needs? Are 73 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: you crazy? I mean, would you say you liked it? Though? 74 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: It don't matter? If I like that, I can fall 75 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: off the night. Stupid. I'm getting an attorney. I'm done 76 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,680 Speaker 1: with this. This is stupid. And who do want to 77 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 1: eat bugs? Bunny? Does that right to you? H? Are 78 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 1: you stupid? I'm so annoyed right now. Seriously, we know 79 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: woods people, we know country people with you? Okay, what what? What? What? 80 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: Y'all liked it? Though? Right? No, but you're gonna like 81 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,919 Speaker 1: my foot up yo, So that's what you're gonna like. 82 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there later because y'all so stupid yo, stupid. 83 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,919 Speaker 1: My foot gonna be up yo, and y'all gonna be 84 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: hopping around like a rabbit, the rabbit that you serve me. Okay, okay, 85 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,400 Speaker 1: let me ask you this here, No able, Mr Avery, 86 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: is your mama right? What do ma mama got to 87 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 1: do with this rabbit? What's she gotta do with this? Okay? See, 88 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:03,880 Speaker 1: your mama got me to call you. This is nephew. 89 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: Comments from the Steve Harming Morty Show. Dam mean your 90 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: mama to you. I'm so sorry. Oh my god, this 91 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 1: is crazy. Oh looking in good morning. This is crazy. 92 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 1: You're crazy, y'are are gonna get it? This is crazy? 93 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 1: Oh man? All right, Sammy tell me this baby. What 94 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show 95 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 1: in the late Steve Harpy you all right? Yes, I'm 96 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,359 Speaker 1: just so glad I didn't have rabbit. I'm so glad 97 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 1: that wrong with a little rabbit though, that weren't gonna 98 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: hurt you, chicken. I didn't know what you was gonna 99 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:10,279 Speaker 1: tell them they had, but rabbit, just beauty. She said, 100 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:18,000 Speaker 1: we're no country backward, eat no damn rabbit. But like that, 101 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,360 Speaker 1: oh man, we had such a nice time. What's good? 102 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 1: That time? It was such a good show. I'm gonna 103 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: be down there and put my foot dead off in 104 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: your your rabbit. But she changed. We ever been done 105 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 1: like that? On yo? Have somebody give you some food 106 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: and didn't tell you what it was. No, I'm pretty 107 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 1: good at that. I know I know what stuff is 108 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: because I didn't had everything. It's ain't so you know, 109 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 1: you know, raccoon meat when you see it, well, raccoon impossible, 110 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: could be confusing, that's any kind of way. I was like, 111 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 1: I mean, but I haven't had to eat. I was 112 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 1: in the country. You know. If it came down the 113 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:00,599 Speaker 1: side of that mountain, my daddy shot it's eating and 114 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,480 Speaker 1: he knew how to squeak it. It was actually good. 115 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,880 Speaker 1: But I mean, when I look back on it, it 116 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: wasn't good. But when it's all you got is delicious squirrel. 117 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: Oh here a squirrel dog dog that we used gonna 118 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: squirrel hunting. I have never had. We used to gonna 119 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,400 Speaker 1: squirrel hunting. Squirrel. The rabbit hunt, I hate it. I 120 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: hate it. Rabbit hunt, I hate it. I hated it. 121 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 1: I couldn't stop it. Man, Well, because you got to 122 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: squeeze the guts out of them to put them in 123 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 1: the pack to carry him. And that was my job. 124 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 1: And I didn't like squeezing the guts out to rabbit 125 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: because it made a little noise. A little boy ain't 126 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 1: like that. So they looked back there. My pack just 127 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 1: be packed. Boy, Why are you? Why are you packed full? 128 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,720 Speaker 1: They opened it up. You ain't squeezed the guts out 129 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 1: to the rabbit, won't too, damn man, Let's just go 130 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 1: home with the ones we got. We got the rabbit. 131 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 1: We got twenty fat ass rabbits in here. They fact 132 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: you ain't squeezing the gluts out. Oh, squeeze the guts out, 133 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,920 Speaker 1: far knock you and your huh And they still make 134 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: the noise. So what's the best wild game? You didn't et? 135 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:07,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I love dear venice yo, I like elk, 136 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: like bison, camel, I like kudu. I like camel. Camel 137 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: is good too, Oh yeah, oh dog, oh, camel in 138 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:21,840 Speaker 1: the Middle East is delicious. What part of the camel is? 139 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 1: I don't know? Hey, don't used to know. People, How 140 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 1: are you gonna be asking all of them question? I 141 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: want to know if I'm eating a hump. I want 142 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 1: to know what I'm eating. It was camel. Don't eating 143 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 1: the back of the hoof your as I had everything, man, 144 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:46,080 Speaker 1: h Boma, Come watch me be stupid this Saturday night. 145 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,839 Speaker 1: That's right, March nineteenth, Saturday Night, Beaumont, Texas at the 146 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,079 Speaker 1: Julie Rodgers Theater. The nephew, you would come to town. 147 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: Tickets on sea right now, stupid is on the way. Alright, nephew, 148 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:00,480 Speaker 1: thank you, that's for sure. You guaranteed at or your 149 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 1: money back. Alright. Subjects of the Strawberry letter coming up. 150 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: He hates his wife, but I don't. We'll get into 151 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey 152 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,360 Speaker 1: Morning Show.