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Speaker 1: It isn't done. Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. On an ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and

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Speaker 1: it's been a blast so far. We finished this up

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Speaker 1: here in case you missed it, you're you missed some history.

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Speaker 1: I can't recap it all for you. They asked Doctor Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Question was what I think should be done about Mexico.

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Speaker 1: So let me just let me just tell you. I've

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Speaker 1: been talking about Julius Caesar and the Gallic Wars. And

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Speaker 1: while he's trying to take over Gaul, these Germanic tribes

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Speaker 1: keep crossing the Rhine to go raid in Gaul, and

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Speaker 1: they're messing things up for Caesar. So what does Caesar do?

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Speaker 1: He actually did this twice. People think he did it once,

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Speaker 1: but he actually did it twice. Caesar went over to

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Speaker 1: actually offered him, hey, hey, come on over, We'll give

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Speaker 1: the Rhine. And Caesar said, no, no no, no, I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't need boats. I'm good. Caesar took local lumber

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Speaker 1: from the area with no electronics, no GPS, no laser pointers,

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Speaker 1: then crossed back over the rhine and promptly tore the

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Speaker 1: bridge down to prove to those Germanic tribes, I can

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Speaker 1: This bridge was nothing to me. I'll tear this one down.

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Speaker 1: Don't make me come back and have to build another

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Speaker 1: one one, which she actually ended up doing. He did

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Speaker 1: this in fifty five BC, and then fifty three BC.

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Speaker 1: After fifty three BC, Caesar never had to do it again.

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Speaker 1: Those Germanic tribes realize that, you know, well, I think

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Speaker 1: we'll just stay over here. I have mentioned this for

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Speaker 1: the longest time. It's untenable. What a great word, What

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Speaker 1: a great scrabble word that is, Chris. When you go

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Speaker 1: to community college like I did, you'll learn how to

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Speaker 1: use big words like that. It's not tenable. It's not

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Speaker 1: going to be a long term thing. It's simply not

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Speaker 1: going to last long term. For the United States of

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Speaker 1: America to be a modern nation on the border with

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Speaker 1: a third world Narco state. That doesn't work. We share

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Speaker 1: a border and too much of that bleeds over into here.

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Speaker 1: What do I think should happen? Honestly, well, you know

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Speaker 1: how much I hate half conquest. I think one of

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Speaker 1: two things should happen. If you want me to be gentle,

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Speaker 1: you want to be gentle Jesse, a gentle showgun, then

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Speaker 1: I think we should simply take one of the Narco states,

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Speaker 1: just one on our border, and no special forces. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we can include special forces, but we don't need to

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Speaker 1: tiptoe in. We don't need to go at night. You

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Speaker 1: send a few divisions across the border with air power.

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Speaker 1: In fact, make it one of the borders on the ocean,

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Speaker 1: and we'll send naval power there and we'll shell the

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Speaker 1: area to dust. We will then carpet bombit to dust.

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Speaker 1: We will send our troops in there to virtually wipe

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Speaker 1: of our stuff and we'll go home. And we're going

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Speaker 1: to When we do that, we're going to find the

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Speaker 1: tallest mountain in that area. So we'll go to Cineloa,

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Speaker 1: because those have the tallest mountains, and we'll etch it

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Speaker 1: we'll go right back across the border. Now, maybe you

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Speaker 1: think that sounds harsh. Watch all the problems work themselves out, real,

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Speaker 1: real quickly. That's the nice solution. The harsh solution is

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Speaker 1: actually probably the one that's nicest. In the end, we

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Speaker 1: should just conquer Mexico. You can yell about that all

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Speaker 1: you want, half the country, half to pour people in

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Speaker 1: that country, because you know, I love I love Mexico.

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Speaker 1: Now the problem with that plan is this. Okay, good,

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Speaker 1: And soon you find yourself in Venezuela and soon your

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Speaker 1: Chris said we should do an euth thing and call

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Speaker 1: it like a North American action. The problem with that, Chris,

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Speaker 1: Take it or don't take it right, Either get involved

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Speaker 1: All right? Jesse Man, this one hit home. Come on, brother,

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Speaker 1: you can't set us up for a ghost story and

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Speaker 1: So here's what we're gonna do before we get to

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Speaker 1: the rest of this, Before we get to the rest

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Speaker 1: of these, asked doctor Jesse questions. People asked me, do

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Speaker 1: here's the deal with me. I want to believe in ghosts.

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Speaker 1: So Chris said, it's because they don't exist. Shut up, Chris,

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Speaker 1: Yes they do. Anyway, I constantly, I told you, I

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Speaker 1: But you end at an old, old old jail. I

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Speaker 1: think seventeen hundreds this thing is. It's an old jail.

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Speaker 1: But I said earlier this week people, And by the way,

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Speaker 1: not like you're sitting out in the street. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: then all right, quick back to my ghost story. We're

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Speaker 1: hysterically all the way. I'll be in my cab on

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Speaker 1: the way back to the hotel. Think, what a jump

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Speaker 1: do you think the concessions being made for Speaker? We

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Speaker 1: will see a shift towards conservatism and the Republican Party

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Speaker 1: like the Moonback Communists have taken the Democrats. Yes, yes

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Speaker 1: we are. We are seeing the Republican Party very slowly

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Speaker 1: come around to become what they should be, what they

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Speaker 1: should have been for a long time, and that's the

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Speaker 1: anti Communist party. But I need to stress again, this

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Speaker 1: is not going to happen in twenty twenty four or

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty six or twenty twenty eight or twenty thirty.

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Speaker 1: Changing the face of a party takes time. It took

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Speaker 1: the Democrats. And remember they're more committed than we are.

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Speaker 1: They show up in their primaries. Half the Democrats show

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Speaker 1: up in the primaries, twenty percent of Republicans do. It

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Speaker 1: still took them a decade, from about two thousand and

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Speaker 1: ten to two and twenty to take the Democratic Party

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Speaker 1: for something that was at all sane to an insane

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Speaker 1: bunch of Marxists. Okay, so they're more committed than we are,

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Speaker 1: So that means if they added if it took them

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Speaker 1: a decade, twenty years, probably take us twenty years. I

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Speaker 1: would guess. I know that's a slog, but Chris says

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Speaker 1: more equippist, such a Debbi downer. Chris, all right, it's Friday.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you haven't heard no freedom is not free. I

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Speaker 1: would say, twenty years, twenty thirty years. All right, hey,

447
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Speaker 1: part timer, it's not nice. Okay, I'm I've been here

448
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Speaker 1: every day this week. Not to brag. I'm getting married

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Speaker 1: to my dime this je lot after four years of dating.

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Speaker 1: My question for you is this, if you could give

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Speaker 1: one piece of advice for a new marriage, what would

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Speaker 1: it be? And why keep fighting the good fight? Show gun?

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Speaker 1: Or you don't need any freaking a marriage advice from me?

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Speaker 1: That that is one. I'm certainly not the one you

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Speaker 1: need to take any marriage advice from. I will say this, though,

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Speaker 1: you've been dating four years, so I'm sure you've had these,

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Speaker 1: but definitely when you're married, When you get married, I

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Speaker 1: hope you're not living in sin right now. When you

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Speaker 1: get married and start living together. Anyway, when you get

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Speaker 1: married and start living together, you get really worried about

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Speaker 1: fights because you're new You don't want to have a fight.

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Speaker 1: Arguing is so healthy if it is done and I

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Speaker 1: cannot stress this enough, if it is done only between

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Speaker 1: you two. We had to do some pre marriage counts

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Speaker 1: before our pastor back in Tucson would marry us, And

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Speaker 1: still the greatest piece of marriage advice he ever gave

467
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: us was this, You don't ever put your spouse in

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Speaker 1: a bad light to other people. What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: That means when she's nagging on you, they'll do that.

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Speaker 1: You'll screw things up to but she'll naget you from

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Speaker 1: time to time. You know what you don't do. You

472
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: don't go golfing with your boys and tell him about

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Speaker 1: your nagging wife. You don't call your brother, man, she's

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Speaker 1: a nag. You don't talk to your dad, man, this

475
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: chick is a witch. You know what you do. You

476
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: go sit down with her and you have a good fight,

477
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 1: just you two ladies. Same thing for you. You don't

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Speaker 1: call your sister, he's just so distant. You don't call

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00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: your mom, Mom, he's drinking too much. Nobody ever, outside

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00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: of you two, ever knows that there's a problem inside

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Speaker 1: the home. You keep it in the home. You fight

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Speaker 1: it out. Inside the home. You work it out inside

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Speaker 1: the home, and then it's a united front at all times.

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Speaker 1: And I'll leave you with this as the cooter raw

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Speaker 1: for this one before we turn through. As many asked

486
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Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse questions as I can here at the end.

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Speaker 1: Don't ever, ever, ever, ever, under any circumstances, either of you,

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Speaker 1: ever go to social media and post anything negative about

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Speaker 1: your spouse. You have signed the beginning of the end

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Speaker 1: of the marriage. If you've done it in house at

491
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: all times. Your best friend, your sister, your brother. Nobody

492
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: knows about the fights you're having. Have your fights in private,

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Speaker 1: all right, All right, Time to churn and burn through

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Speaker 1: some ask Doctor Jesse questions as we do, and ask

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Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse version of headlines. Hey, Jesse Kelly backs in,

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Speaker 1: It does Jesse Kelly's Show. Final segment of The Jesse

497
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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Don't worry, We'll be back here on Monday

498
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Speaker 1: for a medal of honor Monday. Make sure you enjoy

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Speaker 1: yourself this weekend. We gotta churn through some ask Doctor

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Speaker 1: Jesse's great oracle of the masses. Glad to see you

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Speaker 1: on Tucker after so long an absence. I get news

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Speaker 1: and analysis from Fourth services, Victor Davis Hanson, Tucker, PDB

503
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Speaker 1: and you quite the mind experiencing expanding experience. Chris, Who's PDB? PDB?

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Speaker 1: I feel like we should know who that is, Chris.

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Speaker 1: We need to find out who PDB is. Maybe we're

506
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Speaker 1: missing out on somebody smart. Now it just says PDB.

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Speaker 1: I did anyway? Do you follow VDH your opinion? He's

508
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: talking about Victor Davis Hanson. Dude. I love Victor Davis Hanson.

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Speaker 1: I was reading Victor Davis Hanson for years ago because

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Speaker 1: he's a history freak like I am. He's he's more

511
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Speaker 1: of a history guy than a political guy. Yeah. I

512
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Speaker 1: love Victor Davis Hanson. And in case you missed the

513
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Speaker 1: brilliant showgun on Tucker last night, here was me. I

514
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: think I make of it the same thing everyone else does, Tucker. Wealthy,

515
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: powerful men in the history of mankind all have access

516
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Speaker 1: to things. They have access to better stakes and hotter

517
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Speaker 1: women in faster cars, and they also have access to

518
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Speaker 1: people who can make other people disappear if they're going

519
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: to make problems for you. Today's not different than history

520
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: has always been. That's right, But as a legal matter,

521
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: like why don't we have a right to know the

522
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Speaker 1: details of this case. Well, we have a right, Tucker.

523
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Speaker 1: What we don't have as a country that was interested

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Speaker 1: in providing these things. I mean, for instance, imagine if

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Speaker 1: we had a federal law enforcement arm that was actually

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Speaker 1: investigating sex crimes against underage women instead of busting pastors

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Speaker 1: for reading Bible verses at abortion centers. We don't have that. Instead,

528
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Speaker 1: we have Bill Gates out there running around Scott Free

529
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Speaker 1: who was so close to this man that his wife,

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Speaker 1: by your own admission, left him in part because of

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Speaker 1: his relationship with Then Bill Gates, who's out there selling

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Speaker 1: athletes on giving their whole heart to their team, which

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Speaker 1: they seem to be doing a lot lately, and yet

534
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Speaker 1: no one seems to be interested any and just how

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Speaker 1: many trips he took to that island, Well, it's pretty

536
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Speaker 1: unbelievable if you think about it. I mean, people interview

537
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Speaker 1: Bill Gates all the time. He's always out there talking

538
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Speaker 1: about how he's ending malaria or something. Why doesn't anyone

539
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: just say what your wife left you? Because if you're

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00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: the time you spent with Jeffrey Epstein, why is everyone

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Speaker 1: afraid of Bill Gates? I don't understand. It's not that

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00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 1: they're afraid of Bill Gates, Tucker. It's that everybody who

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00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: interviews Bill Gates, since he will never come on your show,

544
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Speaker 1: will never come on my show. Everyone who interviews Bill

545
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Speaker 1: Gates's perfectly fine, perfectly fine with young women being sex trafficked,

546
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 1: as long as the guy who's doing the sex trafficking

547
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: is pushing some form of viral communism on a global level.

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00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: They wouldn't care if Bill Gates had aborted and or

549
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: molested eight billion women. That wouldn't matter at all. As

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Speaker 1: long as he's out there pushing the elimination of gas

551
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Speaker 1: stoves and everyone drinking poop water, then he'sa okay by them.

552
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly, Oh, it's a bracing interview. I'd love to

553
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: see you tonight. Thank you. Definitely the first person to

554
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: ever say poop water or on Tucker, that's for sure,

555
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: no question about that. They got to be bold out there.

556
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it's my male vitality stack from chalk that

557
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: has me extra spicy anymore. Maybe it's the fact that

558
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Speaker 1: I take a male vitality stack natural herbal supplements. Maybe

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm always bouncing off the walls around here. Ladies,

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Speaker 1: they have a female vitality stack for you. They have

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Speaker 1: more than all that, though they have lit powder. I

562
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: would recommend you make yourself some sort of a smoothie

563
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Speaker 1: in the morning. The wife does that for us. Lit

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Speaker 1: Powder goes in every single one of those vitamins minerals,

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Speaker 1: and they're not limited to just these things. These are

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Speaker 1: just the things my family consumes. So that's what I

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Speaker 1: tell you about endless natural herbal supplements. Drop the big

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Speaker 1: farm of filth. Get a Chock subscription for whatever you

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Speaker 1: want to use. Get the subscriptions because they're thirty five

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Speaker 1: percent off the lifetime of the subscription, and you can

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Speaker 1: cancel at any time. They're not some scam artists. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: these are my friends. Choc dot com, choq dot com,

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Speaker 1: promo code Jesse. All right, chock dot com promo Jesse.

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Speaker 1: And now here's a headline. You know the thing emails.

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Speaker 1: We didn't get to you men, you whisper. I don't

576
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: want to get into a tip for tat, but I

577
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: could not believe my ears when I heard your disaster

578
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: of an Italian sausa and sandwich recipe. As someone who

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Speaker 1: knows a bit about sausage, I felt like I had

580
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Speaker 1: to speak up. First off, ditch the marinera fry your

581
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,959
Speaker 1: hot Italian sausage patty style, melt the trifecta of cheese

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Speaker 1: on top American Swiss provolone. Slap that cheesy sausage patty

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Speaker 1: on a toasted hoogie bun and cover it in some

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Speaker 1: banana peppers in a little mustard yours truly, the sausage whisperer,

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Speaker 1: Chrissette sounds fantastic, christ and they have all beef sausage.

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Speaker 1: They probably do, But you can't eat the cheese with

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Speaker 1: it too. Don't worry, Chris, I'll let you know how

588
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: it is. Jesse, I hear you talk about enjoying a

589
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: good beer. Are you a Bud Miller guy? Or do

590
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: you go for local craft beer. There's a ton of

591
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: great local craft beer out there, especially in Texas well.

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00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: I wish I really had a better answer for you here,

593
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 1: but I do not. I drink Bud, I drink Miller,

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Speaker 1: I drink Coers. I really drink whatever happens to be

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00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: put in front of me at the time. I also

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00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: drink local craft beers, big fan of those. Love love

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00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 1: a local craft beer. I wish I could tell you

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Speaker 1: I was more discerning. But if we're ever there, I'll

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00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: tell you what I've partied with the great people at

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Speaker 1: Saint Louis. I'm gonna start doing affiliate visits this year

601
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Speaker 1: because the book is coming out. And when I do

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00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: affiliate visits, no matter what the city is, from New

603
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: York to LA and everything in between, I'm gonna try

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00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 1: to do meetups sometimes of some kind. I'll be signing

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00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 1: books because I'm huge and see for important Chris. But

606
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: if you feel tempted to buy me a beer, you

607
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 1: should probably know there's like no chance I'm gonna say, Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's not my kind. What Chris is zero beer I hate.

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00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: I'm not big on Guinnis. People love Guinnis, and I

610
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: want to love Guinnis because Irish pubs are so cool

611
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: and the beer itself looks good. There's just something about

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00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: it that kind of tastes like sludge to me. I

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Speaker 1: think not that I can't handle full body Chris, all right,

614
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: I watched the view stop and quit grow up anyway.

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00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: I can handle full body just fine, Chris. I just

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Speaker 1: that's not I'm not a big Guinness guy, but I

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Speaker 1: really like it all. I wish I had a better

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00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: answer there. I really like it all, Jesse, Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: I knew my whole life I wanted to have kids.

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Speaker 1: I used to dream about having a young man that

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Speaker 1: I could teach hunting, fishing and construction, you know, everything

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00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: you need to do to raise good man. Well, to

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Speaker 1: my horror, we had three girls and their mother is

624
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Speaker 1: a dying Italian. My wife says she doesn't want any

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00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: more kids. That I'm trying to convince her to try

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00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: once more for that boy. Good idea? Or should I

627
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: stop now in order to avoid having girl number four?

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Speaker 1: Lord help me. His name is Jeremy. I don't have daughters,

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Speaker 1: Jeremy all right, because I only make sons. To Kelly,

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Speaker 1: what Chris, The Kellys only make sons. That's that's what

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Speaker 1: we make around here. I believe that God did this

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Speaker 1: for me because I know that a girl would own me.

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Speaker 1: While I love harassing my sons, making fun of them,

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Speaker 1: and now they give it back to me and we

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Speaker 1: have a blast. I love telling my sons get get up,

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Speaker 1: get back on the bike, your knees fine. I love

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Speaker 1: like when my sons. One of my sons had a

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Speaker 1: cut on his hand. I talked to him on the

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Speaker 1: way home and he wanted band aids. So I stopped

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Speaker 1: by the pharmacy and I got him Disney Princess band aids.

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Speaker 1: He was so furious he threw the box away when

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Speaker 1: I got home. He wouldn't wear him. So I love

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Speaker 1: that stuff. I was not given a daughter because I

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Speaker 1: know a girl would own me. I know she would.

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Speaker 1: She looked, daddy. Can I have this, yes, honey, whatever

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Speaker 1: you want. However, do you really think you're going to

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Speaker 1: regret having another baby girl. I know a lot of

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Speaker 1: dads who have daughters and they dode on those girls. Man,

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Speaker 1: if you want to have another kid, you go have

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Speaker 1: another baby with that dimey years. All right, feed them

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Speaker 1: spaghetti or something. What Chris, it's fine. I'll see you Monday.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's all