1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today's subject. 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: He has the mama and the daughterhooked. Oh uh yeah, 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:17,440 Speaker 1: but right now nephew is here with today's prank phone call. 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 1: What you got for us? Enough? Neighborhood watch, neighborhood watch. 6 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 1: All right, you know what the word is. Watch. I 7 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: can do it. I can do it. I can do it. 8 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: Go ahead, just just wait neighborhood. Did he just wait? 9 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 1: So you washing calls in the neighborhood? Neighborhood? There you go? 10 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you said that. I heard you did. Come on, y'all, 11 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: ain't neighborhood. I I ain't here. Say it again, neighborhood 12 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: like when he coughed, that's what I know. Yeah, neighbor 13 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:22,040 Speaker 1: fairly stopped this longer than the Yeah, strawberry letter time. Now, 14 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: come on, neighborhood watch. That's where the person has a 15 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 1: washing machine in the front yard, some water to drink, 16 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:38,600 Speaker 1: some running cat. Yeah, don't try so old quick coffee, 17 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: neighbor man whatever rented. Hello, I'm trying to reach j Yeah, 18 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: it's Johnny. Okay, you're the one to be doing the 19 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: neighborhood watching. You'll be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch? 20 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: Is that you? Who's this? It's this Johnny? Who is 21 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: this man? That's just pre chase? Answer my question? Are 22 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: you Johnny? On your road? Your row? I'm Johnny and 23 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 1: I do the neighborhood watch? Who was the damn p J? 24 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: Hold on, man, don't call my phone yelling at me, 25 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: charging me up. Hey, man's only a two streets over 26 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,079 Speaker 1: from you. Okay, And you're supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, 27 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: but that ain't what you're doing now. I didn't caught 28 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: you looking in the window at my wife when I 29 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: came outside. You would halfway down the street, you on 30 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,839 Speaker 1: your damn dog. So you ain't watching the neighborhood. You're 31 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: looking trying to see something in the window. That's what 32 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: you're doing, picking something. Please, I don't look. I'm do 33 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: my job, man, I do my neighs. I do my job, 34 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: do the neighborhood watch. I make sure people ain't bringing 35 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: no body houses. I gotta write, what the hell I 36 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: want to look at somebody else's life. I got a 37 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 1: piece of at home. I want you need, you need 38 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: to stay. I'm looking at people, to looking through people. 39 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: Wonder man, you're supposed to be watching the neighborhood, not 40 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 1: watching my wife. Do you say you live again because 41 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 1: we went I live too strict? You know what, I'll 42 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 1: tell you what though, I'll tell you what. Let's put 43 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 1: damn people, Tom. I'm gonna show you what a damn 44 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: people Tom is. Now. I'm gonna show you now. I'm 45 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: gonna start looking through your window looking at your wife. 46 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: Say what he will serve for nothing? Peat, Mr John. 47 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 1: But but bringing your over here, I want you to look. 48 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: I want you to look at my damn window. Who 49 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: the hell is this? I ain't got time for this man. 50 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: I got a job, I got a mortgage, I got kids. 51 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,800 Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this man. Don't look at 52 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: a job, man, don't don't find a job. I got 53 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: a head job. I got a job. But one i'm 54 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: at work. You got a job, Yeah, you got a job. 55 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: Crying like a damn talking about somebody looking at you? 56 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: Why you don't black look at you? Damn white man? 57 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: Got a job. But when I'm at job, I'm wondering 58 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: if you're back of the looking through the window at 59 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: my wife. Please come to my damn house. Please, I'm 60 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: coming later than the night. Look through the window. Fine, 61 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: remember what the hell are you talking about? Don't let 62 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: me tell my people? And it just damn white you 63 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: nobody comes, that's what you're doing. No white. Your probably 64 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: ain't got no white. You're probably married to him, damn 65 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: midget or something you're talking about. Man, tell about not 66 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: peeping at your wife. You got water right, and you 67 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:18,600 Speaker 1: were gonna wonder, wonder and I Williams still watching the neighborhood. 68 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: But that ain't what I'm doing. I gotta say, come 69 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: over here now, since you do a round the neighborhood, 70 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 1: you three streets whatever, how many streets whatever? You are 71 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: for me? Come right now. I'm stand outside with my 72 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,599 Speaker 1: dog resting on your I want you to come by. 73 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: What I'm coming later to night when she at that 74 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 1: shower the same way you were looking through my one. 75 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: Please just come by, don't wait, just come by now. Please. 76 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: I'm talking about right now, I'm playing somebody with me. 77 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:52,040 Speaker 1: You ain't what I'm getting ready to slow down so 78 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,480 Speaker 1: I could get ready and tell them my business man, 79 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,240 Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to gold work again in the day. Man, 80 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 1: what the hell are you talking about? Brock. I got 81 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 1: two damn jobs. I got a job to what I'm 82 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: doing to day and at night and in between I 83 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: do the neighborhood. Watch. I'm doing your service. I'm helping 84 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 1: your lazy you. Still you're watching people looking to see 85 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: if they're looking at your dad? Why why don't you 86 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: get you a second job or something? Man? Won't you Google? 87 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: Want you look at master dot com or something? What 88 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: the hell is wrong with you calling me mom? I'm 89 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: peeping at your day on watch? May don't you ever 90 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: call me when? No? Who the hell is this? Anyway 91 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 1: you want to? Yeah, who the hell is this? Because 92 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,599 Speaker 1: I got some for you. Was gonna tell you who 93 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: it is. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvard 94 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife Trisha, 95 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 1: and they want baby. Then they right, baby baby? That 96 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 1: ain't right? Then you got me man, because I said, 97 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,720 Speaker 1: ain't nobody to go get me on? No prank man? 98 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: That man, damn prank. Your wife told me you do 99 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,599 Speaker 1: the neighborhood. What man? She said you do the neighborhood? 100 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: You walk? You know? Because what you gotta rod tell me? 101 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 1: That's why I use niggers. I want to be saved. 102 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: May just keep something to happening. I just stick my rock, 103 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: fell on it, and you got me bad. Yeah, you 104 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:28,119 Speaker 1: you got me bad man. You're good. I'm good. Bang. 105 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get her though. All right, let me ask 106 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: you this though, what else the baddest and I'm talking 107 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,320 Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land made the 108 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:45,799 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show and you have it? Oh my God, 109 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: king of pranks with you and you still don't have 110 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:01,120 Speaker 1: a bodyguard. You gotta you gotta gotta go with you know, 111 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 1: you gotta get that. By the God, he had to 112 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 1: flying me. You're late by the time he gets there. 113 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: When get that? Catch me and Jay on Wednesday, it's 114 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 1: to stay at Home T n J stay at home coronavirus? 115 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 1: How many this show? It is on the Wednesday, and 116 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: Jay has made it six pm Eastern time, so you 117 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: already at home. I will say when you get all 118 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 1: work checks that, but you know in the evening, check 119 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: us out. I go to my YouTube, my YouTube channel 120 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: which is the Nephew Timmy e XP that's the Nephew 121 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,080 Speaker 1: Time Experience, and check out me and Jay acting a 122 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 1: damn food T and Jay stay at Home coronavirus. How 123 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:46,000 Speaker 1: many this show? And how's it going? How's it going? 124 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: It's going? You know it's going going. I don't know 125 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: what kind of had Jay gonna have on when we 126 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 1: start recording. Every week, Jay got a different hat on. 127 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 1: I swear it with the latest church had last week. 128 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 1: You gotta go. You gotta swear to y'all. Y'all see it. 129 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: Last week, I got to cut you up. They got 130 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: a lady's church hat, all wide brim and you got 131 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: to check it out. It's Craig alright, Okay, I'm not 132 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,560 Speaker 1: gonna wear that. He said. We gott wear hats man, 133 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,440 Speaker 1: we wear hats shown. Yeah, yeah, i't hat you got 134 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,360 Speaker 1: I got, but I got about eight nine good. We 135 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,560 Speaker 1: got you gonna right out. I got me. I got 136 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 1: a lot of hats. I know I got, I know, 137 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 1: I got it good. The hats man. Yeah, you gotta 138 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:32,319 Speaker 1: go buy some hip I can't go buy No, he 139 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 1: ain't no story. I don't know went to you gotta 140 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,560 Speaker 1: get hats briefets. What did you do with all your hats? 141 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:42,680 Speaker 1: Used to wear hats? You don't put them online and 142 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:46,240 Speaker 1: sold them? You sold all all the money to the foundation. 143 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 1: Oh good, good, for you. Yeah, dog, I had over 144 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: two hundred hats. You have a lot of hats because 145 00:08:56,040 --> 00:09:01,200 Speaker 1: you have winter hats. I had for every shoe color, 146 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:06,080 Speaker 1: my hand matched, my belt and my shoes. All right, 147 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,720 Speaker 1: Thank you never, and thank you Steve for always giving 148 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 1: back as usual, coming up Strawberry Letters. Subject he has 149 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:16,840 Speaker 1: the Mama and the daughter hooked. Will get into it 150 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,079 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.