WEBVTT - Cant Hear You - I'm Canceling the Cable

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran's phone tap?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Garrett, tell us all about your phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>So Ryan wants to play a phone tap on his

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<v Speaker 2>friend Grant. Now, Grant's been having some issues with his

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<v Speaker 2>cable provider, and once Ryan found out this information, he

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<v Speaker 2>hit us up and we took advantage of the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're about to cancel Grant's cable bill. Oh, he

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<v Speaker 2>just can't go.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's see what happens here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hey, is Grant available?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Grant. Kevin Arnold over with gernel Mouth cable. How's

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<v Speaker 2>it going today?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, how's it going today?

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<v Speaker 2>I know we I just want to call and set

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<v Speaker 2>up an appointment for us. Is that possible, Yeah, that's possible.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been coming up down, So yeah, you want.

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<v Speaker 2>To cancel your subscription?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I don't want to cancel my subscription. I

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<v Speaker 1>want a schedule an appointment.

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<v Speaker 2>All I'm hearing is cancel.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to schedule an appointment. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>freaking appointment.

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<v Speaker 2>So you want an appointment to come take out the cable,

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<v Speaker 2>is what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I just want you to come fix the

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<v Speaker 1>damn thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So you want us to come over replace the cable

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<v Speaker 2>and then you'll find a new cable provider. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>cancel the cable is.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, what do you I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to hear this, sir? You have a poor connection?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no, you guys have a poor connection.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the cable company. Do you think I have a

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<v Speaker 2>poor connection? This has to be coming for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't cancel my cable?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? So you want us to schedule an appointment with

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<v Speaker 2>another company, and.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to clean the clap out of your ears

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<v Speaker 3>and then listen to me, speak up, just to maybe

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<v Speaker 3>it's because you're your phone top of my thue you

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<v Speaker 3>call me back, you would schedule you understand me?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So I will call you in a little bit, will

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<v Speaker 2>all right? So I will cancel the cable in just

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<v Speaker 2>a few what no cancer?

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<v Speaker 1>Bye? Bye?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? So Ryan, this we're gonna do. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have you call them back and just mess with him

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, okay? All right? Great? Hello? What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Can't you hear me? Yeah? Can you hear me? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear you. What's what's wrong with you? I

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<v Speaker 1>was just talking to somebody on ball and they said,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're gonna cancel my cable. Why aren't you having

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<v Speaker 1>your cable canceling. We're not canceling cable. Why would they

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<v Speaker 1>be coming to cancel the cable. Where canceling cable. Nobody's

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<v Speaker 1>canceling cable. We're gonna watch cable this weekend. You can

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<v Speaker 1>watch a little stylish cable television that you will have

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<v Speaker 1>cable this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Grant, my name's Garret from Elvis during in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning show, and he's got phones by friend Ryan.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, on the radio beat. I gotta we gotta

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<v Speaker 1>chill you out. We're gonna allow you out.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You owe me, you owe me a beer, you owe

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<v Speaker 1>me a night out. I'm gonna get you. Don't worry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be Elvis Duran phone tap.

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