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Speaker 1: OHI who it is?

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Speaker 2: Uckaly, We don't have time, it doesn't matter. This is

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Speaker 2: Clova from Brook and Jeffrey in a Moan And you're

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Speaker 2: about to listen to a pollcast and I hope it's

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Speaker 2: stalled soon because it's gonna self destructing three two one

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Speaker 2: plug you is.

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Speaker 1: We've joked on this show for years about the bizarre

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Speaker 1: emotional support animals that people have been allowed to bring

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Speaker 1: on airplanes. Yeah, it's Rook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: It's a little crazy from the emotional support duck named Daniel.

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Speaker 3: That's sweet. Yeah, I like Daniel goes to.

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Speaker 1: The emotional support pony that was spotted on an American

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: Pretty amazing.

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Speaker 1: And even in Australia they allow you to take an

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Speaker 1: emotional support kangaroo on certain flights.

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Speaker 5: Well it's one of those muscular ones. Yeah, really buff ones,

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Speaker 5: just like weirdly.

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Speaker 3: Like why is that hot?

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Speaker 1: Brook has her emotional support wine funnel too that she

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Speaker 1: brings on board. I need it for my anxiety. Just

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Speaker 1: hold my legs up, please, You're already drunk, though not

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Speaker 1: quiet enough. But here's something that doesn't happen too often.

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Speaker 1: An ESPN reporter was trying to get to a sporting

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Speaker 1: event and her flight was delayed because the lady next

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Speaker 1: to her brought along an emotional support turkey.

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Speaker 3: Turkey. I don't like that, dude. I've never seen a

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Speaker 3: domesticated turkey that was nice. They like always run and

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Speaker 1: Maybe she was trying to bring lunch on board the plane.

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Speaker 3: She forgot to kill it, yes, but it is so sick.

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Speaker 1: All the flight attendants were confused if that was a

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Speaker 1: loud or not, so they had to talk about it

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Speaker 1: for a while, and an hour later, an hour they

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Speaker 1: finally had an update on Twitter. The reporter says, turns

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Speaker 1: out you can take a turkey on an airplane. Wow.

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Speaker 1: And they took off.

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Speaker 5: Well, they're like, what's more well behaved than most of

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Speaker 5: the humans on the plane.

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Speaker 3: Take it.

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Speaker 1: That's good boy. Now let's move on to your shock

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Speaker 1: collar question of the day. I think we're is going

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Speaker 1: to send it right over to Digital.

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Speaker 6: Jake Jake hot Dog Trivia, get your hot dog trivia here.

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Speaker 4: I want folks.

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Speaker 1: It's National hot Dog Month.

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Speaker 6: And while I pitched for a no hands hot diiding

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Speaker 6: contest for today, the producers having for me that radio

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Speaker 6: is an audio experience and the listeners wouldn't be able

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Speaker 6: to see jeff go headlong into a Dodger dog.

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Speaker 1: Love to put that up on the brook and Jeffery.

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Speaker 6: Instead, we're doing around the room dogs, links and long thinks,

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Speaker 6: sassage broughts, and sweaty meat thoughts hot dog shot calling

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Speaker 6: question of the day.

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Speaker 3: I love sweaty meat thoughts. Let's do this.

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Speaker 4: I look forward to me too.

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Speaker 6: We're better darting with Alexis and no one can help her.

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Speaker 1: Alexis.

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Speaker 6: There's a lot of stores that sell cooked hot dogs

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Speaker 6: to customers, but there's one in particular that sells the

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Speaker 6: most every year. People buy one hundred million annually. Please

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Speaker 6: name the store this, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Immediately I go to Costco.

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Speaker 7: It has to be because you can buy so many

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Speaker 1: Cooked.

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Speaker 3: I don't think they sell cooked ones? Oh my god?

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Speaker 5: Do they?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: I don't really buy cooked ones at a store.

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Speaker 7: I know they sell them at like gas stations, but

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Speaker 1: Someone has to.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna stick with Costco.

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Speaker 6: Jake the number one place that people buy hot dogs annually.

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Speaker 6: There's one hundred and fifty million from this one store.

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Speaker 6: It's costco.

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Speaker 4: That's like the most favor chickens.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, which would a dollar Apparently the chicken bake. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Sorry, seven eleven. Again, we're doing costco economics for the

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Speaker 6: So, alexis you safe from moving on to Brook ye Brook?

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Speaker 6: Before buns became the norm for hot dogs, vendors in

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Speaker 6: the nineteenth century would give these expensive things out so

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Speaker 6: after they stopped being returned to the vendors, they had

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Speaker 1: Were the ticket.

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Speaker 6: But before that, what would you get from a hot

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Speaker 1: When in eighteen hundreds, I'm picturing everybody wearing bowler hats,

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Speaker 1: and maybe they served them in a bowler hat. That's

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Speaker 5: Even if that was the case, I wouldn't serve a

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Speaker 5: to hold in, right, So what I'm thinking is eighteen

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Speaker 5: hundreds they have a lace doily, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: A lace doily or a lace doily.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean they wanted them return.

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Speaker 1: What they originally gave out, we're white gloves, A.

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Speaker 6: Pair of gloves with every hot dog.

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Speaker 3: Oh gloves.

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Speaker 1: So Brooke is getting shocked so far, Jose.

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Speaker 6: Every year the internet is divide debating the question is

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I don't even want to get started.

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Speaker 6: Finally, the USDA waited on that question. What was their

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Speaker 3: The USDA ruled in on it. What do you think?

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Speaker 3: I don't know your stance on this, Jose, Well.

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Speaker 10: I personally don't think it's a sick I'm with you,

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Speaker 10: But that being said, I also see the other point

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Speaker 10: The USDA, there's bread and then there's a filling in

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Speaker 4: I don't agree with it, Jake.

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Speaker 11: People.

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Speaker 6: According to the us DA, a sandwich is defined as

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Speaker 10: Idiots say that pizza sauce is a vegetable, it's a soup.

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Speaker 6: It is Brook is the only one getting shocked. Jose

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Speaker 6: are safe for moving over to Jeffrey. According to a

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Speaker 6: recent survey, mustard and then ketchup are the most popular

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Speaker 6: toppings on hot dogs by far, But which topping is

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Speaker 6: number three worldwide? And your hint it's not.

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Speaker 5: Relish, it's I know what I would go with for you,

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Speaker 5: especially because he said worldwide that it's sour kraute.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking different.

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Speaker 10: I'm in the same vein I was seeing onions.

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Speaker 1: Onions is definitely more popular, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: definitely Germany and Europe. What about chili, like Chilian beans,

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Speaker 5: Bro I think you get a chili dog before you

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Speaker 1: I think I'm leaning towards chili, so I'm gonna go in.

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Speaker 4: Chili is the third most popular topping for a hot.

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Speaker 6: The third most popular hot dog topping according to this

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Speaker 3: Only one.

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Speaker 1: So embarrassed, just below chili to wow. Okay, so Brooke

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Speaker 3: I love a hot dog right now too.

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Speaker 1: I love somebody wanted to hear you get shocked while

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Speaker 1: singing heat Waves by glass Animals.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll think about his ees late nights in the

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Speaker 3: middle of June. He Waves be faking me out. Can't

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Speaker 1: I didn't think anybody could sing that song more lethargic

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Speaker 3: I mean, I've never seen them. I need to look

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Speaker 1: That's a shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that some of the greatest inventions of

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Speaker 3: This is true.

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Speaker 1: They were trying to create a drug to help with hypertension,

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Speaker 1: So much.

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Speaker 1: out with a brand new edition of What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 1: Coming up. Hypert Okay, okay, we're gonna do a lot

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Speaker 1: of people tell me I was born with a silver

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry to my mom. And that kind of gives

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Speaker 1: the room sharing what we've been all been thinking about lately,

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Speaker 1: starting with Brooke Brook. What's on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Gosh, you guys know, nine year old baseball is too

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. My daughter's team, she's.

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Speaker 5: Playing little league with all the boys, and they're in

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Speaker 5: the tournament right now, and I can't physically handle it.

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Speaker 5: Like I mean, like, outwardly, I'm like, yeah, go tube,

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Speaker 5: you know like that. Inwardly, I am so nervous during

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Speaker 5: the whole thing. It is so intense. It's way too

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Speaker 4: This is like when most people are watching professionals.

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Speaker 5: Forts Dude, I've decided that no matter how talented my

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Speaker 5: not at all, they're not allowed to play college sports.

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Speaker 3: I just look, I won't be able to mentally handle.

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Speaker 1: What about a scholarship?

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Speaker 3: No, No, I don't care. I don't care. I don't

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Speaker 1: Yeah for your mental health? Yeah right, Jose, what's been

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Speaker 3: You're sitting with the thief.

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Speaker 10: In my head, I'm like, wait, why wouldn't he just

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Speaker 3: You do have good food choices.

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Speaker 4: I always do that.

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Speaker 7: So I had a flight land the other day and

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Speaker 7: All right, I get off at a different stop than

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Speaker 7: I'm the only person waiting outside. My uber is ten

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Speaker 7: I camero a backshette party and take anyone.

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Speaker 8: It's me.

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Speaker 3: It's the week deer of the group. I'm an easy target.

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Speaker 3: Like my phone's I like literally texted my friends. I'm like, guys,

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Speaker 7: I'm about to throw my backpack in the car and

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Speaker 3: And I look, it's a statue. Guy, guy, He's a statue.

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Speaker 3: And that's why he was so still still. How to

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Speaker 9: He was so still.

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Speaker 3: I was like, this man has done it before. He

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Speaker 4: You're trying to tell this weird won't leave me alone?

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Speaker 3: I know, I surid though, you need to go back

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Speaker 3: and apologize to the statue. So funny, Jeffrey, what's on

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Speaker 1: Well, here's some advice. If you're considering buying a house.

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Speaker 1: It's during a two hour long meeting at a coffee

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Speaker 3: So they're too, like, if you're going to buy a house,

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Speaker 3: don't you want to know everything? Because I don't care.

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Speaker 1: The most exhausting, boring, two hour conversation of my life.

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Speaker 3: Did you pay attention at all?

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Speaker 1: I was trying to, but they're breaking down an eighty

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Speaker 8: Boring?

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Speaker 3: Did you get into lead paint?

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Speaker 5: Yet?

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Speaker 1: Never even breached that checke. I think I might be

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Speaker 5: I think you may have found the most boring real

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Speaker 1: And that's what's been on our minds. Text into seven

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Speaker 1: eight five nine too, tell us what's been on yours.

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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We've got lots

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Speaker 1: I'm a day cook at a saloon and I won't

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Speaker 1: daily laugh. Thank you for your hilarious segments in places saloons.

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Speaker 3: I mean it is this a wild wild West?

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Speaker 8: I like it too.

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Speaker 3: You want to the saloon?

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Speaker 4: This is a telegraph.

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Speaker 11: You got.

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Speaker 1: Another text says you should fill up hoose with a

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Speaker 1: That would be hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Or the funny thing is it ends up sounding the same.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And another text does what's on my mind is

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Speaker 1: and go on bolth?

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Speaker 3: Do bolts? Just plan the night one for the hotter

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Speaker 3: dude and then tell us about it. That's awful?

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Speaker 1: Yikes? All right, well, keep your text coming. In seven

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Speaker 1: eighty five nine.

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Speaker 8: Two frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Is there anybody more annoying and less helpful than the

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Speaker 3: It all happens for reasons.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes all the time.

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Speaker 1: My gold watch my grandfather gave me just got stolen.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, things could be worse.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I mean your grandfather could be dead.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, A pregnant bear just broke into

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Speaker 1: You know, things could be worse. My girlfriend just left me,

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Speaker 3: Why do I want the pregnant bearers?

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Speaker 1: So for all those positive thinkers out there who are

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Speaker 1: ever in a brand new edition of Battle of the

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Speaker 1: Tinder Dates coming up right after this.

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Speaker 8: Hope One dating app, then dares you swipe right? The

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Speaker 1: It's Battle Love the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game

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Speaker 1: show that's sold out of Vibrating pens. Apparently they were

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's got to find some way to smile.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's better than vibrating forks. It's where two

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Speaker 1: in this corner. He spent hours watching National geographic, so

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Speaker 1: he could perfectly imitate the mating call of an African

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Speaker 1: honey badger Wow. That's why the ladies know him as

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Speaker 4: Hello, he badger high.

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Speaker 1: And in the other corner, he says, there's only one

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Speaker 1: and they set the mood every time. Meet Bone Thug Do.

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Speaker 3: We'll meet you at the crossroads, Hey, guys.

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Speaker 12: Works.

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Speaker 1: One contestant is gonna start by telling one of their

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Speaker 1: We're gonna start things off with Orin Warren. Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 9: Okay, So this date was in a jiu jitsu class day.

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Speaker 3: Is that something you and her did already?

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Speaker 9: Well, she definitely had.

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Speaker 11: We hadn't done it together, and I'm not a big

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Speaker 1: All right, Okay, how'd that go?

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Speaker 9: It was little intimidated at first, Like she's a brown

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Speaker 3: So she just beat you up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's doing.

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Speaker 9: Well, I'm bigger than her, and so like she kept

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Speaker 3: You guys think I'm aggressive on the first day.

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Speaker 1: You haven't said that on a first day. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: what would you do?

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Speaker 9: I wasn't doing anything at first.

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Speaker 11: They didn't want to hurt her.

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Speaker 9: And then her teacher or her sense or whatever. He

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Speaker 3: Hello, they do that.

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Speaker 4: I think that's the way of martial arts.

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Speaker 8: What did you do?

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Speaker 11: Basically, I went for it.

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Speaker 9: I closed my eyes and I hit her and I

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Speaker 10: Oh, I don't think that's what you're supposed to do, man,

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Speaker 10: I'm supposed to defend it.

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Speaker 1: You're a black belt. You didn't even know it.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it was to say that the date was over

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Speaker 1: Oh, you didn't kiss her after that?

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Speaker 3: Oh, the ambulance had to get called you from zero

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Speaker 3: to one hundred.

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Speaker 1: We're going over to Doug.

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Speaker 4: I popped a vocal cord.

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Speaker 1: Doug, can you hit back? No pun intendant?

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Speaker 9: All right.

452
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,800
Speaker 12: So I'm having a chill night with a girl in

453
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,800
Speaker 12: my apartment and we ordered some Uber eats. So the

454
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 12: driver gets there, she goes to the door and she

455
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 12: started flirting with him. So at first I said, you know,

456
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 12: maybe she's just being nice. But then she invites him

457
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 12: in to hang out.

458
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,000
Speaker 1: It's getting weird.

459
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 3: Did he come in?

460
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 12: Yeah, and he was a better looking guy than I am.

461
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 12: They end up sitting on the couch talking together all night.

462
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,680
Speaker 12: I ended up being the third wheel in my own frame.

463
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 12: And he ate my fries.

464
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 5: That's probably all after you added the tip to four

465
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 5: star rating on that around two, Warren, what do you got?

466
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 9: So my date shows up to the restaurants and I

467
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 9: know she had like a file folder with her, No

468
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 9: big deal. I thought she had just had papers from

469
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Speaker 9: work or something like that. No, it was a bit

470
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:04,360
Speaker 9: more shocking than that. She proceeds to pull out all

471
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Speaker 9: this background information on me and basically grilled me about

472
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Speaker 9: some things. And she said she needs to ask me

473
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Speaker 9: a bunch of questions.

474
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Alexis, you went out with Warren.

475
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,480
Speaker 4: She just keeps it in her hand.

476
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Speaker 1: My car, you got a counter.

477
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 12: So this one girl btes me over and when I

478
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,719
Speaker 12: get there, I see that she made those dinosaur chicken nuggets.

479
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:37,119
Speaker 3: Also, Alexis, Alexis, you know, I'm not a snob.

480
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 12: I thought that was fine, but then she took my

481
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,640
Speaker 12: shirt off, and she put ketchup on me and started

482
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Speaker 12: pretending that the dinosaurs were eating me.

483
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 4: I'm fell into a geyser. It's my belly button.

484
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: We could call the game right there, but we got

485
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Speaker 1: to go on the round three. The Roar and Warren

486
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 1: last chance, let's go.

487
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Speaker 9: So I'm on another dinner date and everything's going fine,

488
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 9: and then she gets up to go to the restroom,

489
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Speaker 9: and then I noticed my phone was gone. So I'm

490
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 9: looking everywhere for dead drop it. And she comes back

491
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Speaker 9: and now my phone's back, and so I'm thinking that

492
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 9: maybe she transferred some money or some money on my

493
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 9: accounts or something like that.

494
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: That is kind of a classic move lately.

495
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Speaker 3: Did she no?

496
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 9: Turns out she actually unfollowed every girl on my Instagram

497
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 9: and changed on screen to like my junk pick.

498
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 3: Whoa you get to see yourself?

499
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: That's a good picture.

500
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Speaker 11: Jokes on you guys. I married her?

501
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: Oh wait, what what the heck?

502
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:55,479
Speaker 11: Uh?

503
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Speaker 1: Someone pass there for everyone but phones Doug, Doug, this

504
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: is the shot, let's hear it.

505
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 9: So a match for the girl.

506
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 12: We're both in the cars. Okay, she tells me on

507
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 12: the date, I want to show what I'm working on.

508
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 12: So I met her outside this junk yard, and I'm

509
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 12: expecting to see, you know, like a classic, like a

510
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 12: Mustang or you know, charges something, But she has this

511
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 12: old Honda accord. If he tells me we're gonna play

512
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 12: a game, we could climb over the gate first and

513
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 12: steal the most parts that she needs.

514
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, she literally just needs someone to help her with

515
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 4: a heavy car.

516
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 3: It's not her accord either.

517
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: I think who won that? Yeah, there's the final bell

518
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: that means the match is over. We need to score this. Judges, Alexis,

519
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 1: who are you gonna give it to?

520
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go Doug having the third wheel in his

521
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 7: own house, dog Brook, Dude, for sure, Doug.

522
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 3: I was going with the cart girl.

523
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: Congratulations bone thug Doug of the week.

524
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm not sure I want to win, but thank you.

525
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 3: Laura doesn't count. He married one of his bad dates.

526
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 3: That's his prize.

527
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: Congratulations. So all that's Battle of the Tender Dates. We

528
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: got phone tap coming up next. There's a common stereotype,

529
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: an unfair one, that if you're a single woman and

530
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: you show up to a mechanic, they're going to take

531
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 1: advantage of the fact that you probably don't know a

532
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: lot about cars, Alexis, please prove that.

533
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 11: To be not true.

534
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 3: I don't know anythink they tell me is wrong usually

535
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 3: probably is wrong. Right, that's right? All the money?

536
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 4: Will we charge me on thousands?

537
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: If Alexis can't disprove it, then Brooke, Well, oh, she

538
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: calls an auto shop today with a chip on her shoulder,

539
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: and the guy on the phone better not try any

540
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: funny business because onto him early and often in your phone.

541
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Speaker 1: Tap right now.

542
00:25:53,680 --> 00:26:00,160
Speaker 11: Another on the twenties, Brendan.

543
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 3: Hi, I am a woman and I am not going

544
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 3: to be taken advantage of.

545
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:05,959
Speaker 5: Uh.

546
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I have an issue with my vehicle and

547
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 3: I need to bring it in. Is that okay with you?

548
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 11: Of course?

549
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 3: Or do you want to may explain me the directions

550
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 3: on how to get there?

551
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:24,360
Speaker 11: Well, I mean, if you do need directions, I knew you'd.

552
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 4: Be the type.

553
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 3: Okay.

554
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 5: I'm just letting you know that I don't want to

555
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 5: be overcharged for some dumb things or get talked down

556
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 5: to because you think you're better than me.

557
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 11: That's not what we intend to do here at all.

558
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 11: If you want to come in, you're more than welcome.

559
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 3: Okay, great, that's fine. Because I know my cars.

560
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 11: I believe you, and I just want to let you

561
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 11: know we treat everyone equal here.

562
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 3: I believe that when I see it.

563
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 5: So I have a twenty fourteen Honda Civic, and when

564
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 5: I drive, the hugnuts seems off.

565
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,359
Speaker 3: What the hugnuts on the wheels?

566
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 11: The hug I'm sorry, is it possible that you mean

567
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 11: the lug nut?

568
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 5: And here we go patronizing me because I'm a woman, miss,

569
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 5: and you're a man and you know cor parts better

570
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 5: than me.

571
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 11: No, miss, I didn't mean that at all. I just

572
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 11: I wanted to let you know that's that's what it

573
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 11: is called.

574
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 5: No, I just wanted to let you know that I

575
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 5: grew up around cars my whole life. I have ridden

576
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 5: in cars since I was a baby, So I know

577
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 5: hug nuts and dipplesticks.

578
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 4: Don't even mess with me.

579
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 11: We can call it that if that's what makes you

580
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 11: feel more comfortable. I'm probably wrong.

581
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 3: Oh, the first right thing you've said. That is the

582
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 3: first right thing you've said.

583
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 5: So back to my issue. The hug nuts are off.

584
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 5: And also I've noticed the metacritic converter isn't funneling right.

585
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 11: The converter.

586
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 3: Well, we'll go with that exactly.

587
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 5: So I got down underneath the car and I noticed

588
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 5: this weird nut. So I unscrewed it and all this

589
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 5: brown liquid came out. Let me tell you that brown

590
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 5: liquid did not look good, and it did not taste good.

591
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 11: You tasted it?

592
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 3: Uh, how else would you know if it's spoiled or not?

593
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,119
Speaker 11: Oh?

594
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 3: God, And let me tell you it tasted wrong.

595
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 12: It was off.

596
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 3: And that's when I knew that the blinker fluid done.

597
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 11: You said flood.

598
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,120
Speaker 3: You must be new. You know the brown sticky liquid.

599
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 3: Lets you change your blinker.

600
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 11: Man, you're talking about the oil, right. I'm trying to

601
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 11: be nice here, and I just I don't think that

602
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 11: has anything to do with your blinker.

603
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 1: Where do you come from?

604
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 3: Did you even go to automotive school?

605
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 5: God?

606
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 3: It probably didn't even study automotiology. Oh what idiot? So yeah,

607
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 3: the oil, if you want to call it that. Listen,

608
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 3: I got rid of it.

609
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 11: You got rid of all the oil?

610
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 3: Yes, And the problem is now, whenever I drive there's

611
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 3: a funny smell.

612
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 11: Man, that's because your car's burning up. You have no

613
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 11: oil in your car.

614
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 3: You're talking about the blinker fluid again. I think what

615
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 3: happened is. I didn't get it all out, which is

616
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 3: why I need you guys to take a look at it.

617
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: Ma'am.

618
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 11: If you want, we have a slot for you already today.

619
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 11: If you want to come down, we can take a

620
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 11: look at it.

621
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, listen, I'll bring it down when it's my choice,

622
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 5: not yours. All right, And I know you've got your

623
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 5: little fancy tools down there, but in the end, I'm

624
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 5: probably gonna end up fixing it myself because you sound

625
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 5: like another moron.

626
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 3: It's funny that moron and man have the same letters,

627
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 3: isn't it.

628
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 11: Okay, we don't need the insults. I'm just trying to

629
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 11: help you.

630
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 5: Oh help the poor little woman who can't take care

631
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 5: of her own car.

632
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 3: Is that what you're thinking.

633
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 11: Not at all, ma'am. You're a customer and I'm just

634
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 11: trying hard here to help you. You don't seem to

635
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 11: want help. I don't even know why you called.

636
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you want to know why I called. I'll

637
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 3: tell you exactly why I called, because your girlfriend Tina

638
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 3: set you up for a prank phone call.

639
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 11: Wait what are yeah?

640
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 5: This is actually Broke from the radio show Broke and

641
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the Morning Oh my god, don't worry.

642
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 3: My hug nuts are just that's fine.

643
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 4: It's all a prey.

644
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 11: Thank god. I didn't know what to say. I was

645
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 11: trying to be so nice. There.

646
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 3: You did a really good job. I'm actually impressed.

647
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 5: She said, you guys have been getting a lot of

648
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 5: crazy customers lately, so I thought i'd just pile on.

649
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 11: Well, you'd certainly piled on.

650
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a relief are you saying that

651
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 3: there's no blinker fluid.

652
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 11: They didn't teach me about that in my autotology degree.

653
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 3: Oh that's automatology. You didn't go to school. Yeah, weeke up.

654
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 8: Every morning was funk tap weekday mornings on the twenties,

655
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 8: brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

656
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: Yesterday we had an extremely awkward Tuesday phone call where

657
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: two girls were roommates, yes, found out that they were

658
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: both hooking up with the same guy.

659
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 3: I can't imagine that one of their's exes. And then

660
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 3: a new like, oh it was a line roommate and.

661
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: We didn't know that going into the call. It just

662
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: came out. And now the two ladies have agreed to

663
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: join forces and participate possibly one of the most epic

664
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: traps of all time.

665
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean I shouldn't feel bad, but I kind

666
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 4: of feel bad for when this guy has.

667
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: Come and this is a continuation of yesterday's call, and

668
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: you will not want to miss what happens when this

669
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: guy gets confronted by both women when we do your

670
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: second date update, next second date up date. I am

671
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: so excited and so nervous to do this second date today.

672
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm excited.

673
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: It's a continuation of yesterday's awkward Tuesday phone call. So

674
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: if you miss that. One of our listeners, Allison, needed

675
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: our help making a call to her roommate to tell her, hey,

676
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: I've kind of been hooking up with your ex boyfriend. Yeah,

677
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: which we thought was going to be awkward deal, only

678
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: to find out once we got her on the phone

679
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: they've kind of been back together.

680
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 3: Yes, the roommate and the ex are actually not x and.

681
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: That's when this moment happened.

682
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 13: He's been spending a lot of time together lately, and

683
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 13: so for how long, Oh it's been about two weeks now.

684
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh I hate that guy with both

685
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 3: of those Yesterday.

686
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: Turns out this dude Justin has been simultaneously hooking up

687
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: with his ex girlfriend Lily and her roommate leading them

688
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: both on, and neither of the girls knew about it.

689
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 5: Oh man.

690
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, So once that happened, things got heated, and

691
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: instead of just confronting the guy directly, both Alison and

692
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: Lily decided that the best thing for them to do

693
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: was to come back on our show today and confront

694
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: the guy together.

695
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 3: Good decisions are still out there, yes.

696
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: To be fair, I don't know if they really decided that.

697
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: I kind of pushed them into it because content. Let's

698
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: welcome back to the show, Allison and Lily. Welcome back, ladies.

699
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 8: Hi.

700
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: Hi, you guys don't sound very excited.

701
00:32:59,240 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 3: How are you guys to do?

702
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 13: We're okay? Yeah, I mean, like at the start, I

703
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 13: was pretty upset, and you know, I had to get

704
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 13: over it, and I mean, I don't know, I think

705
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 13: we're kind of unified on this now and you're talking

706
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 13: to you guys like we're ready to confront him.

707
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 11: Yeah.

708
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: No, I mean understand how like the emotions must be

709
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: going crazy, Like you thought that this was a relationship

710
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: that you're about to get into only to find out

711
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: he's a horrible guy.

712
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 3: So how did he think that you guys wouldn't find

713
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 3: out sign.

714
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: Out Since since you guys discovered what was really happening,

715
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: how hard has it been to not talk to Justin

716
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: about this and just like confront him yourself.

717
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 13: It's been ridiculously hard.

718
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 11: He was actually texting me last.

719
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 13: Night and I was trying so hard to ignore him.

720
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 5: Wait is this Alison talking or you know, I'm lily

721
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 5: this is the ex girlfriend Lilya.

722
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 10: He was texting you, Yes, he was Okay, so hard

723
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 10: to send him those news I had sent five times,

724
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 10: but it was hard.

725
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: I know Alison was holding the camera.

726
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 4: No, I'm kidding.

727
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alison, how did you feel about it?

728
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 13: I actually haven't heard from him at all and I

729
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 13: didn't try to contact him and.

730
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, did you stop talking to him or both?

731
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 13: I mean, it's only been a day, so that's true.

732
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: But you yeah, text a lot, but Hose, you got

733
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: to give the guy some credit. He's probably busy with

734
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: a lot of other women. How many text threads does

735
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 1: he have to manage all at once?

736
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 4: I bet he has an assistant.

737
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 3: He really should just start a group chat more efficient Alison.

738
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: Did you guys think that Justin has any idea that

739
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: either one of you knows at this point. No, no, okay,

740
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: I mean it probably helps that we taped both of

741
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: these first and didn't air it right away, because if

742
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: we did, then one of his buddies could have heard

743
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: it and then warned him and let him know. So

744
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 1: this is actually good for us, you know good? Actually,

745
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: what is the plan here? Though?

746
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 5: Like you still want to know who wants to be

747
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 5: the one that like calls him out. I feel like

748
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 5: it would be Lily, because it's your ex boyfriend who

749
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 5: was about to be your boyfriend again.

750
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 10: I think it's like, oh, I'm so excited to get.

751
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 4: Them on the line.

752
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 9: I am.

753
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 13: Yeah, I feel like I should be.

754
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 14: The one that does it.

755
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,919
Speaker 1: So who's talking? Who's talking?

756
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 9: I'm Lily.

757
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 3: He should be dumped really hard and he should be

758
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 3: super embarrassed and everybody should be able to hear it

759
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 3: because he's a two timing cheater.

760
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 11: So this is what he deserves, all right?

761
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, is he technically a cheater?

762
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 6: Yeah?

763
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 3: Because they were like, because.

764
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:36,879
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys were broken up at the time

765
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: that this was all happening, So is it really cheating?

766
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 3: Exclusive, you're not broken up if you're you're hanging out

767
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 3: with your ex for two weeks. Then it's like it's

768
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 3: back on, Like you don't have to have a talk

769
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 3: with an ex, like you just go back to what.

770
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: It was a few months grace period after the breakup,

771
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 1: where it still counts as being together.

772
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 5: He's definitely he's a liar, for sure, he's for sure cares,

773
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:02,919
Speaker 5: he's a piece of crap.

774
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 13: And we just want to embarrass.

775
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 8: All right.

776
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to confuse everyone listening, because

777
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: you know, usually we're just dealing with two people on

778
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: these things, and this time there's gonna be three. So

779
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: if you've just started listening, a guy has been hooking

780
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: up with both his ex girlfriend and her roommate at

781
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: the same time. They both found out about it in

782
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: an awkward Tuesday phone call with us which we taped earlier.

783
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 1: We need to get to this. Are you both ready?

784
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 8: Yeah?

785
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 13: I mean I've been waiting for you to stop talking

786
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 13: for the last couple of minutes.

787
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 12: Like, let's get this.

788
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shut up. We're going to call the sleeves

789
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: back and we're gonna do the weirdest second date update

790
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: we've ever done and wamboozle this guy.

791
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 3: Okay, we got a waym boozle update.

792
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: Date earlier and all through the break, my co hosts

793
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: were giving me a bad time for saying the word

794
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: wamboozle honestly, like it's some sort of old, outdated term.

795
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: I've literally never heard those Weisenheimer's I've had. I should

796
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: just give him all a knuckle sandwich, ducky shine cracker,

797
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: darn you khaki wackies.

798
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 3: How do you ever make fun of me? Okay, honestly,

799
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 3: you need to take all the.

800
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 4: Old jokes back.

801
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: Anyway, We're about to call a guy and wamboozle him

802
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 1: by Sam. Hey, guy, both the girls that you've been

803
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 1: hooking up with know about each other. Yeah, and by

804
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: the way, you're about to get horn swoggled.

805
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,799
Speaker 3: So that's a good thing.

806
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 10: I don't know about Jeffery's like what you girls can

807
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 10: vote at this point, I don't even know what I'm saying.

808
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 3: I still think he's going to be down for the hornswoggles.

809
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: Basically, Alison and Lily are both on the line ready

810
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: to confront this guy and say, hey, we know that

811
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: you've been hooking up with both of us.

812
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, hung up, and I'd like to applaud you both.

813
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 3: Allison and lily like your roommates, you guys saw who

814
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 3: the problem really was in the situation. You were bigger

815
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 3: than that. You kept your friendship intact. It's awesome.

816
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 11: This is somehow weirdly brought us closer together.

817
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 3: Oh esusually the opposite. Yeah, what happens when you're sleeping

818
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 3: with the same guy.

819
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: You guys are like sisters now in a really weird way.

820
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: But I mean, I just I know this might be

821
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: kind of a weird thing to ask. But he knows

822
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: that you guys are roommates, right, I.

823
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 13: Mean, obviously he knows, but that I guess he thinks

824
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 13: that he can get.

825
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 14: Away with this.

826
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: Oh well, we're not gonna let that happen today.

827
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 3: All right, let's get to it.

828
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: Let's do this. We're gonna dial Justin's phone number and

829
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 1: horn swoggle and boomdoggle and rally smacker him until he

830
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 1: has no sense left about him.

831
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 4: You can't see him, but we're shaking a stick at

832
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 4: you right now.

833
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 3: It just sounds sturdy.

834
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna shut up and I'm just gonna dial

835
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 1: the phone number. And remember, Alison, I'm gonna call you

836
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: in first.

837
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 3: Okay, because they're the ones that haven't been talking, right.

838
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 1: They haven't been talking the longest. And then I'll call

839
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: in the ex girlfriend Lily after that.

840
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:12,240
Speaker 3: Okay, she's like the punch.

841
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: Good luck, ladies. Hello, Hey, am I speaking to Justin?

842
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 11: Yes? Who's this?

843
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: This is a morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

844
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, Hi, Hey, what's up?

845
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 11: I don't know what's going on with you guys?

846
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 3: Good question.

847
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, we wanted to talk to you a little bit

848
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: about your dating life, if that's cool?

849
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 11: My dating life mm hmm.

850
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,439
Speaker 1: Because there's a woman that reached out to our show

851
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: who's been trying to get in touch with you and

852
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: is a little bit curious about what's going on in

853
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: your guys' relationship. You know Alison.

854
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know Alison.

855
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, you haven't been talking to her much.

856
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 11: What is this all about?

857
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 14: Exactly?

858
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: Well, this is a segment that we do on our

859
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,280
Speaker 1: show called the Second Date Update, where we help listeners

860
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: get in touch with people that they've been dating but

861
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: been having a hard time communicating with, Like.

862
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 3: Maybe somebody ghosts or like falls off for no reason.

863
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 11: Well that's not really my situation.

864
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 14: I mean me and Alison have been texting so I

865
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 14: don't really know what information you got.

866
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, she said it's been a while though, I mean,

867
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: what like.

868
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 11: Two days, I've been a little busy.

869
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 3: Oh I bet you had busy with Do you really

870
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 3: like Alison?

871
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 11: Ah? Yeah?

872
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 9: Sure, I mean.

873
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 8: You know.

874
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 14: I mean, what do you want me to say? I

875
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 14: don't even know you guys, and you're asking me all

876
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 14: these personal questions like I don't why.

877
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: Do you care? It's okay, it's okay. It's just Allison

878
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 1: has reached out to us because she's curious, because she

879
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: likes you. It feels to her like maybe things are

880
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 1: cooling off a little bit. Is is she feeling wrong

881
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: about that vibe she.

882
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 14: Reached out to you. No, we're keeping it casual and cool.

883
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 11: It's fine.

884
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, but you want to keep seeing her again?

885
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 14: Dude, that's not really your business. That's between me and her.

886
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 9: You're right.

887
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: Look, look, I'm all I'm saying is it would make

888
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: Alison feel happy probably if you asked her out on

889
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: a real date. I think she'd really enjoy spending more

890
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: time with you.

891
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 14: Okay, Well, thanks for the advice, pal, I'll get on that.

892
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, I mean, would you be cool if Allison

893
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 3: was dating other dudes right now.

894
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 14: I don't who.

895
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 11: I don't even know who the hell you people are, Like,

896
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 11: what are you talking about?

897
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: We're just trying to help out our listener, man, Like,

898
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: we know you're interested in Alison, You've been busy, you

899
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: claim to like her. Is there something that's holding you

900
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: back from hanging out?

901
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 9: More like?

902
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: Is there somebody else in the picture? Maybe? Or is

903
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: it just her? No judgment?

904
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 14: No, it's just her, okay, is it?

905
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 11: Though? Yeah?

906
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 14: What do you want me to say?

907
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 11: Yes?

908
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 3: I mean I like truth, truth is important.

909
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: Must Yeah, I don't. I don't know if Alison would

910
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: agree with you on that about it being just her okay,

911
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: because uh, she's actually here listening on the other line. Hey,

912
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 1: justin what Yeah that's Alison.

913
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 14: Hey Alison, what the hell are you doing? Why are

914
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 14: you calling me on the radio right now?

915
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 11: Oh?

916
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 13: You know, just giving you a test?

917
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 14: I guess what type of test? Like, I don't get

918
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 14: the joke. What am I missing here?

919
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 3: I mean?

920
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 13: Did you think that was like I wouldn't find out?

921
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 14: Come on, find out?

922
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 12: Find out?

923
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 8: What?

924
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 12: Okay?

925
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 13: Stop playing games?

926
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,879
Speaker 14: You know I'm not the one playing games. You guys

927
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 14: are the ones playing twenty questions over there.

928
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 3: I don't know what the hell is going on right now, Justin,

929
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 3: just be honest man, safe face right now.

930
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: Maybe you should just come out say it to him.

931
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna come clean, you know what.

932
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 13: I don't really feel like telling him. I think, uh,

933
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 13: somebody else should tell him. Oh hey, Lily, now's your Karen.

934
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Speaker 8: Hi?

935
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 3: Justin?

936
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 11: Oh what the is it?

937
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 14: What you'reys trying to be like Dateline NBC or something.

938
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: Have you been on that show before?

939
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 3: I mean you did turn it a lot darkly this yea,

940
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 3: that's your exer current girlfriend, Lily.

941
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 14: Yeah, I don't have a girlfriend, so I don't know

942
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 14: what you're talking about.

943
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 3: All right.

944
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 14: I'm not committed to anybody right now.

945
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 11: I don't have a girl friend.

946
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 14: We broke up.

947
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: Wow, it's gonna be really hard to get a second

948
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 1: date out of.

949
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 3: This guy, Justin?

950
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 5: Are you serious?

951
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 13: Like you've been with me this whole time and now

952
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 13: you're with my roommates.

953
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 3: Both of us were just being used by you. I

954
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 3: mean you you were terrible when we were dating, and

955
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 3: it looks like you're even worse when we're separated.

956
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 13: Why would you do that to both of us.

957
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 14: You just said it. We're separate. Just because we're sleeping

958
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 14: together doesn't mean anything. Okay, just because you want to

959
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 14: hook up with me. But by the way, if I

960
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 14: read the text messages right now, who's asking who for what?

961
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 14: You know what I'm saying. You've been hitting me up,

962
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 14: asking for me to come over, and now you blasted me,

963
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 14: making me look like a scumbag. Right now, Because I'm single,

964
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 14: I'm allowed to do whatever I want. I'm a man,

965
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 14: and a lot of women want this, so I'm gonna

966
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 14: get it when they want a lot of women want this.

967
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: Dude, you can't hook up with your ex and her

968
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 3: roommate like there's just it's an unwritten rule. Everybody knows it.

969
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 3: It's out there.

970
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 14: Okay, mom, Mom, I can do whatever I want, don't you?

971
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 9: Mom?

972
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 3: Okay? I like how you were telling Lily Ooh, we

973
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 3: gotta keep this secret. Don't tell anybody. Of course you

974
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,919
Speaker 3: didn't want to. You knew it was wrong.

975
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 14: I also know that their roommates and they're eventually going

976
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 14: to tell each other.

977
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 9: Yeah don't.

978
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, who cares?

979
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 3: You sound pretty defensive for somebody who knew what was

980
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 3: going to happen.

981
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know you don't think that you did

982
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: anything wrong, but it's it's called lying by omission, justin.

983
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: Just because you didn't say anything, admit anything, it doesn't

984
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: mean that you're not guilty of wrongdoing.

985
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 3: Bro, And you were obviously leading these girls on. You

986
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 3: just told us that you liked Alison and only wanted

987
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 3: to be.

988
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 14: I don't give it what any of you people think.

989
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 14: All right, you're calling me and you're giving me a

990
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 14: ton of crap like I'm living my life wrong. I

991
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 14: guarantee you the second I hang up this phone right now,

992
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 14: one of those chicks is gonna chext me and ask

993
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 14: me to take him out tonight.

994
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's hey, man, that's not true. That's because

995
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: Alexis is going to be calling you too, because she

996
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 1: likes the sound of your voice. John, justin you there.

997
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 1: That's why I think he hung up. Dude.

998
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 3: Okay, that was salty.

999
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 13: Yeah. I didn't even get to call my mother's egg

1000
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 13: like I wanted him.

1001
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 12: I want that.

1002
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, at least now that we have it on

1003
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: the podcast, we can send him this so that he

1004
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 1: can hear it when he plays it back for all

1005
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: his other girlfriends.

1006
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, Is he right, though, is one of you? Are

1007
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 3: one of you going to text him after we're done

1008
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 3: with this?

1009
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 4: I like he's really good.

1010
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:04,919
Speaker 9: At what he does.

1011
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 11: No, Lily, No, I'm not like I used to love him,

1012
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 11: but this is just unforgettable. I'm done with him.

1013
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:14,320
Speaker 3: Why am I not convinced?

1014
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: I know it's funny. Lily could have said unforgivable, but

1015
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: she went unforgettable. So uh, Lily, I wish you luck.

1016
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 3: You don't go back to that dude. It's bad news.

1017
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 8: Man.

1018
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 3: You deserve better, Lily.

1019
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: Or at least go back to him together as a team.

1020
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 11: Whatever.

1021
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1022
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 1: Got a nominee for the number one most horrifying thing

1023
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 1: to happen at a wedding ever, even worse than at

1024
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: Brook's wedding, where every guest was handed a tiny shovel

1025
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: and told to dig your own toilet in the yard.

1026
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 3: If you gotta go, you know you got at least

1027
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 3: go a foot down.

1028
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: It was a sweety day over the weekend. A British

1029
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 1: woman was attending her sister's wedding. Yeah, and at first

1030
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: everything was normal. Ceremonies, beautiful guests are mingling. But when

1031
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 1: dinner time came. She went to the buffet and noticed

1032
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: the food looked eerily familiar. What do you mean almost

1033
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: identical to the food that she had served at her

1034
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:21,359
Speaker 1: own wedding eight months before that just more dried out

1035
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: and sad looking.

1036
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 3: So please tell me that she just got the same Careterer.

1037
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 1: Went and asked the mom about it. Who organized the dinner,

1038
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 1: and that's when the mom lit up and said, yeah,

1039
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: we saved a fortune by unfreezing all the leftover food

1040
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: from your wedding to serve to the guests. Now she

1041
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: was horrified and was like, this is a safety issue.

1042
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: Mom's response, Stop acting like such a snob. Food isn't

1043
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: going to waste.

1044
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 3: No, I could totally see my mom trying to do this.

1045
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 4: I am not even lying.

1046
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: Reheating from a different event.

1047
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 3: Like why why would we throw it away? That doesn't

1048
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:05,720
Speaker 3: make any sense.

1049
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: So sister went and told the bride, who had no

1050
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: idea this was going on.

1051
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 3: I don't tell the bride, just let it happen at

1052
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 3: this point, this is at the wedding.

1053
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 1: At the wedding, no, just let it go. The bride

1054
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: was mortified, yes, and so embarrassed, but also didn't want

1055
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: to make a big scene at her own wedding did

1056
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: not stop the buffet kill pizza. Instead, the bride and

1057
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 1: groom walked around discreetly warning guests to be wary of

1058
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: the buffet. I don't know about the telapia, but I

1059
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,919
Speaker 1: feel like the mixed vegetables. Those are good.

1060
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,919
Speaker 4: And you know what's really good water to wash it down.

1061
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 3: Rice could be frozen.

1062
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: Apparently nobody got sick and the rest of the night

1063
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: went off okay, but definitely not letting mom play an

1064
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 1: event to ever again.

1065
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 3: Oh God, they found a mother that's a worse cook

1066
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 3: than mine. I'm sorry, Mom, I love you.

1067
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: What else is what other fun things are going on

1068
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: in the world. We're gonna find out when we do

1069
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: laser stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's

1070
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: now offering elderly folks banana peel insurance. What it's not

1071
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 1: a scam, it's just if they can prove they were

1072
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: walking down the street and slipped on a rogue banana

1073
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: peel resulting in injury. Yeah, he'll cover almost fifteen percent

1074
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: of their new walker do they have.

1075
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 5: They almost have a grand piano clause in case one

1076
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 5: gets pushed out of a window and lands.

1077
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: On top of you working on that. Next. No medical

1078
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 1: coverage though, because that's ridiculous. It's a laser story. The

1079
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

1080
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser.

1081
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: Those banana naysayers just don't this first lazer stories out

1082
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: of Japan. Last Sunday, around eleven o'clock in the morning,

1083
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 1: an eighty five year old man walked into a convenience store,

1084
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: put two packs of condoms in his pocket and tried

1085
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: to leaves.

1086
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 4: I just take it, bro, yeah exactly.

1087
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: The manager of the store saw him do it. She

1088
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: stopped him at the door and said, sir, I think

1089
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 1: you accidentally put something in your pocket without paying for it.

1090
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 4: It's a polite way to say you're stealing.

1091
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: His reply, move out of my way. I need to

1092
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: get back to the assisted living facility pronto.

1093
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 4: He got three hours before the effects were off.

1094
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 3: This guy, yeah, bl I'm glad glad he's using protection.

1095
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 3: Wouldn't want to get anybody pregnant.

1096
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: After he pushed her, she told another employee to call

1097
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: the cops. When officers showed up, they told the man

1098
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: to either pay for the profilactics or hand them back

1099
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 1: to the store owner, and that's when he made a

1100
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: shuffle for it.

1101
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 5: This guy has so much confidence, not only from what

1102
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,760
Speaker 5: he's stealing, but that he actually thinks he can get away.

1103
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: I did say shuffle and not run. So he was

1104
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: easily apprehended. Yeah, no word on charges, but police say

1105
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:05,919
Speaker 1: the condoms were valued at about fourteen bucks. A local

1106
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: reporter was quoted as saying, if this guy actually had

1107
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: plans to use these at his age, they should have

1108
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 1: just said congrats.

1109
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 5: Yeah for real, I mean, and I hear there's a

1110
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 5: lot about breaks of issues in those senior living homes.

1111
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, huh problem.

1112
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 1: The next Lazer stories out of Manlius, New York. Man Manlius.

1113
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a town. Yes, I know, you're just saying

1114
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 3: that New York was manly.

1115
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 10: Honestly, sorry, I heard the same thing Brooke did, and

1116
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, I don't think I've ever heard.

1117
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:34,439
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go there, Jeff.

1118
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: The townspeople of Manlius are so proud of the Swans

1119
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: in their local pond that they have hats, shirts, and

1120
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: even the city's website covered with them.

1121
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,439
Speaker 4: Oh ac point.

1122
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why residents were panicked after they woke up

1123
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,760
Speaker 1: earlier this week and noticed one of their precious swans

1124
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 1: was missing.

1125
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 4: What they swan is missing?

1126
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: I said, The swan was gone from the pond.

1127
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got bars, got it.

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00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: Or anything. Police were notified and the town launched a

1129
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 1: full investigation.

1130
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 3: Also, didn't it just fly away? Can't swans do that?

1131
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: I think they can. I think these are clips swans. Plus,

1132
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: the swan had four babies who were also missing, and

1133
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: that's when authorities were able to trace the crime back

1134
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: to three teenagers. They were quickly arrested and charged with

1135
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: grand larceny and criminal mischief.

1136
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 3: Wow, it feels big for just taking a swan.

1137
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: While the babies were recovered and are in good health,

1138
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 1: the police received not so great news about the mother

1139
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: swan because one of the teens confessed that his family

1140
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: ate it for dinner.

1141
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:47,439
Speaker 8: Brook.

1142
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: Don't do a fist pump over there, it's inappropriate. He

1143
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: said his parents had been stressed about finances, so he

1144
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: was just trying to do his part to help put

1145
00:52:58,840 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 1: food on the table.

1146
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 3: To take the babies. They get the babies back, they

1147
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 3: have to watchies probably were much more tender. Yeah, the babies.

1148
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 3: I'm just saying if they didn't have time, I will

1149
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,240
Speaker 3: say swan nuggets.

1150
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, the babies, luckily are being returned to the

1151
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: pond in a few weeks when they're old enough to

1152
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 1: survive on their own, along with a sign that specifically

1153
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: states these birds are not for consumption. The state of

1154
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,240
Speaker 1: the world we're in everything.

1155
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, you steal a chicken. Nobody looks twice, right.

1156
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody would just because.

1157
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 3: The swan's prettier. Now we're upset about it, Okay.

1158
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 2: Come on?

1159
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 1: His next laser story? Is that a food news? Many

1160
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: fast foodies are saying this is the best McDonald's toy ever.

1161
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 11: What is it?

1162
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: I say that because in China, McDonald's is giving out

1163
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: a plastic chicken nugget that has a little screen you

1164
00:53:58,480 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: can play Tetris on.

1165
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:04,880
Speaker 3: Dog My kids just got a happy meal the other weekend.

1166
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 3: It was like a little Mermaid Sebastian toy, the one

1167
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 3: we talked about you.

1168
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 1: This nugget also plays Tetris's classic theme tune out of

1169
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: tiny speakers, and based on the logos on the back,

1170
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 1: is officially licensed. There's a photo looks even.

1171
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 4: Cooler when you see a picture of it.

1172
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 3: It looks like an old game boy, but shape like

1173
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 3: a nugget.

1174
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: It's no cheap knockoff. This is the full fat Tetris

1175
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 1: experience on a chicken nugget.

1176
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 3: Is sell it? I want one?

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00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: But why why have Tetris on a nugget? Well, it's

1178
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: the fortieth anniversary of the humble McNugget, which launched in

1179
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:42,399
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty three.

1180
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 3: Is that the same year Tetris came out.

1181
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: Tetris was launched a year after that in nineteen eighty four.

1182
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 3: So dude, my neighbor's like a Tetris champ. It's so crazy,

1183
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 3: my neighbor.

1184
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 1: Anyway, I guess the two years being closed that tenuous

1185
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: link was good enough to green light the promo over

1186
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: at McDonald's HQ. Okay, according to Mickey D's, four hundred

1187
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: thousand units are being made available in mainland China restaurants.

1188
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: If you want to get one off of eBay, they're

1189
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: selling for twenty five bucks if you can find them.

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00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 3: Oh that's pretty good. I thought you're going to say

1191
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 3: twenty five thousand or something ridiculous.

1192
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 4: Suiting you're free. Originally, that's a pretty big word.

1193
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 3: I'll take a twenty five piece nugget his.

1194
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 1: Next lazer stories out of Maryland, the state Motor Vehicle

1195
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 1: Administration has just admitted that their special war of eighteen

1196
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: to twelve license plates, the default plate in the state

1197
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 1: from twenty twelve to twenty sixteen, has a URL that

1198
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:36,959
Speaker 1: now sends you to an overseas Filipino gambling set.

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00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 3: Somebody forgot to renew that you are.

1200
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: The domain is star Spangled two hundred dot org and

1201
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 1: it was originally affiliated with a nonprofit that raised money

1202
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: for bi centennial projects and events, but they either stopped

1203
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: paying for the domain or just gave it up. Either way,

1204
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: an opportunistic gambling website that has nothing to do with

1205
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: American patriotism. Snacked oh many so Maryland estimates that the

1206
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: URLs printed on almost eight hundred thousand active license plates.

1207
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 3: Is so much free advertising.

1208
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: Well that's why they're making it clear. They have nothing

1209
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 1: to do with the current website. Although you can get

1210
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: twenty dollars off your first bed of one hundred bucks

1211
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,399
Speaker 1: or more. That's a pretty good deal.

1212
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 4: They talk about a Maryland.

1213
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: They say they're working on options to resolve the issue.

1214
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't have enough money to resolve that transition.

1215
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 1: They're not doing crap. I just wonder if this guy,

1216
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:35,800
Speaker 1: what would happen if he had a r L on

1217
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: his show? Where would it send usore? I just clicked

1218
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: on it and went on a strange version of only

1219
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: fans closely only and fibath fans. Okay, he's into some

1220
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,360
Speaker 1: weird stuff. I get it anyway, and that means Laser

1221
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 1: Stories is over for the day. We're going to do

1222
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 1: it again, same time on Friday. Another day. Another first

1223
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: time player to the show, and even though he's calling

1224
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: in for Winn Brooks Bucks, Mario from Bremerton told our

1225
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 1: producer in the other room that his favorite part of

1226
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: our show is actually the song of the week. Mario,

1227
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,919
Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? Welcome to the show.

1228
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 3: He didn't have any answer for the question.

1229
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: Your voice is a lot deeper than I thought.

1230
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna be like it's me.

1231
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 12: Yeah, I get that a lot.

1232
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1233
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 3: Somebody in the background there too, Mario.

1234
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 11: My wife and my four daughters.

1235
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 1: Four daughters. Girl, they are screwed. My friend, I trust,

1236
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 1: I know, said Hi, let dad, Oh my gosh, broke.

1237
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 1: You're not going to embarrass this man in front of

1238
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: all of his family and his four children.

1239
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 3: Are you Oh, they do it on a daily basis.

1240
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 3: I'm sure for him. I'm not gonna be the first

1241
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 3: woman that does it.

1242
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1243
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: Sorry, true, Well, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio.

1244
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: I like you, Mario. I want you to win. So

1245
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,360
Speaker 1: once she leaves them and feed you some answers before

1246
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: we start doing it. Oh she heard me? Okay, never mind,

1247
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: Well you know the game's played. You got thirty seconds.

1248
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1249
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke

1250
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: outright to win. Are you ready?

1251
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 11: Yes?

1252
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 9: I am all right.

1253
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: Let's make your family proud.

1254
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 11: Here we go.

1255
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: Time starts now. Kevin Bacon celebrates a birthday today. Is

1256
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: he in his fifties or sixties?

1257
00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 11: Fifty?

1258
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 1: When listening to music, records are made of what material?

1259
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 11: Vinyl?

1260
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: In Britain, snogging someone is slang for what?

1261
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:41,280
Speaker 11: Making out?

1262
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: What two states border Florida.

1263
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 11: Georgia and Alabama.

1264
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: At McDonald's and Norway, you'll find mick locks on the menu.

1265
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: What type of meat is in that burger?

1266
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 11: Pork again? Pork?

1267
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 1: All right? Got the answers in. That was some good work. Mario,

1268
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: And do you have any interesting facts that the show

1269
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: should know about you for your first time? I mean,

1270
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: I'm a funko pop collector. All those funco pop dolls.

1271
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 1: How many do you have a little over thirteen hundred thirteen?

1272
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 8: I guess.

1273
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 3: Thank God, everybody knows what to get you for the holidays.

1274
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have a favorite one?

1275
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 11: All of them? Steve from Stranger Things?

1276
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:32,800
Speaker 3: Okay? Is it funco pop? Like moving cities or something

1277
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 3: like they're plowing out of Seattle.

1278
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: Moving your turnbook? Here we go, time starts now. Kevin

1279
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: Bacon celebrates a birthday today. Is he in his fifties

1280
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: or sixties?

1281
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 3: Sixties?

1282
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 1: When listening to music? Records are made of? What material?

1283
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 3: Final?

1284
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: In Britain, snogging someone is slang for what?

1285
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 3: Sleeping with them?

1286
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 11: What?

1287
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: Two states border?

1288
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,920
Speaker 3: Florida, South Carolina and Georgia.

1289
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 1: At McDonald's and Norway, you'll find mc locks on the menu.

1290
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: What type of meat is in that burger?

1291
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 3: Salmon?

1292
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,760
Speaker 1: Which social media network came first? Facebook? YouTube or Twitter?

1293
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 3: Ah, I'm gonna go YouTube, all right, I got.

1294
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 1: Those answers in. Let's go to the scoreboard and see

1295
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: how y'all did with Jose.

1296
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 4: Oh God, he's on another rampage. Pray for us all

1297
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 4: Mario you got three correw.

1298
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 3: That's respectable, man, you like it?

1299
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 4: And Brook you also three time because it defeat.

1300
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 11: At least I didn't lose out.

1301
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 1: Yeah guy, Yeah, Unfortunately, no money can be given here.

1302
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: I can give you some answers, though, because Kevin Bacon

1303
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: celebrates his birthday today. He is in his sixties. Oh, dang,

1304
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 1: records are made out of vinyl. In Britain, snogging someone

1305
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 1: yeah is kissing Brook. Oh, there's a lot of snogging

1306
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: happening in the Harry Potter books. I thought you would

1307
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 1: know that not all the kids areos going that far.

1308
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 3: I am in that chapter right now where like Ron

1309
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 3: and her money or maybe like, okay.

1310
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 1: You read that to your children. Don't you think I forgot?

1311
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 5: You know?

1312
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 1: The two states that border Florida are Georgia and Alabama.

1313
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 3: Dang it.

1314
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: At McDonald's and Norway, you'll find mick lox on the

1315
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: menu that has salmon meat in it. Locks with salmon.

1316
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 3: I don't know. It sounds delicious, So I love salmon burger.

1317
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:32,919
Speaker 1: I like samon burger's that are cooked.

1318
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1319
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: And between Facebook YouTube or Twitter Facebook came first in

1320
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 1: two thousand and four. YouTube was two thousand and five.

1321
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 1: Twitter was two thousand and six.

1322
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 3: Oh so close. They're also close together.

1323
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah so, Mario. Just as a consolation for playing, We're

1324
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 1: gonna give you a twenty five dollars gift card to Sephora.

1325
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: That's a Flora Belvy Square. You can enjoy a shopping

1326
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: experience where all are welcome and what makes you unique

1327
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 1: is celebrated. Plus, get your beauty in two hours when

1328
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 1: you buy online and pick up in the store.

1329
01:01:58,240 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 11: Thank you so much, I have a great day.

1330
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 3: How one are the women call in next time so

1331
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 3: they could win.

1332
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 14: All that?

1333
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for playing. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

1334
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 1: the Morning.

1335
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,440
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.