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Speaker 1: All Right. I can't confirm or deny if the Iron

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Speaker 1: Wrap Reports Stereo podcast actually created the emergency podcast. Um.

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Speaker 1: morning something bad happened. UM. I got woke up out

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Speaker 1: I couldn't get any straight answers. Deceit, double talk, deception, collusion.

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Speaker 1: because I've developed an expertise in the world of fantasy football.

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Speaker 1: Their player hating, it's player hating. One oh one. I

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Speaker 1: there's no more asking questions. You come to me for

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Speaker 1: just DraftKings. I'm the fucking captain now, you cock suckers,

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Speaker 1: I've insinuated it. But because they were, they were so jealous,

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Speaker 1: Not only will I be starting fantasy football follies August

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Speaker 1: I said, no, Howard, the headline is I also wrote

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