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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: much baggage you claim. You give us time and a

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off in style. You wanna

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Speaker 4: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine?

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Speaker 1: Malborn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need.

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Speaker 6: With?

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Speaker 2: Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 6: This is Karen Colgarat did I you yes? Your hand

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Speaker 6: gestures were out of control.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to poke your eyes. We are driving.

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Speaker 5: And uh and it seems like it's been a while.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: I just remembered a gift I was given at a

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Speaker 6: meet and greet the last weekend we were in I

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Speaker 6: believe we were in Minneapolis, but it could have been Milwaukee.

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Speaker 5: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 6: Somebody cross stitched the lyrics to the Taurus ad song kidding.

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Speaker 6: So it's in these beautiful all caps, cross stitched all

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Speaker 6: different colors to us.

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Speaker 1: Now there's an American car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what I'm looking for.

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Speaker 1: It it goes on.

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Speaker 6: It's like it looks like a big paragraph that is amazing.

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Speaker 6: I opened it because some places don't let us, don't

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Speaker 6: let people give us gifts in the line because it

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Speaker 6: takes a long time, and they and then we go

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Speaker 6: over our time. So sometimes we go backstage and there's

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Speaker 6: just literally a table with presents on it for us,

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Speaker 6: like it's our little birthday party after the show. That's

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Speaker 6: so great, and we open things and then people either

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Speaker 6: have told us I'm the one that made you the

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Speaker 6: mug with the mustache on it or whatever. That's usually

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Speaker 6: his first even but yeah, this time it was kind

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Speaker 6: I opened this thing and I like almost cried.

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Speaker 5: It made me so up, mainly because someone puts so

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Speaker 2: Possibly not getting to you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah true, and also that I feel like that joke

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Speaker 6: and so the idea that there's somebody not only enjoying

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Speaker 6: it but like cross stitching their heart out.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, to that person.

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Speaker 2: That's the best.

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Speaker 5: And thank you everyone for telling me to celebrate turtle Day.

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Speaker 5: I've become some turtle ambassador for it, but I appreciate

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Speaker 5: the job title and I'm going to do my best.

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Speaker 6: It's awesome. You'll be a great turtle ambassador because you're real.

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Speaker 5: Slow, and I was, yes, I am, I'm no, but

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Speaker 5: that's who wins the race. Yeah, and that slow and

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Speaker 5: steady has never won any race of any kind. It's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what kind of race that this

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Speaker 6: I think it's like philosophical, Yeah yeah, it was real,

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Speaker 5: But I thought I was just kind of talking out

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Speaker 5: But I did a little research, and they very very

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Speaker 5: But then I put a little emoji of an eye

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Speaker 2: Covered up the actual eyeball truth with a.

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Speaker 5: JOKEI but he was looking, he turned his head and

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Speaker 6: You had a good experience with the turtle, but then

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Speaker 1: Part of it, because you know, what, we should save

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Speaker 6: So then to actually say that and know you're right

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Speaker 2: Yep, I love it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you needed an example, but I love

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Speaker 5: I'm glad we brought whales into it, because that's next.

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Speaker 6: As far as have you ever made eye contact with

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Speaker 5: I haven't been on I've been on boats and I've

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Speaker 2: And I've wasted a lot of money on cruises.

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Speaker 6: You're like, I need a breaching tonight. This is my

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Speaker 2: Bottom of the boat. And there was no one in it.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, but there was a light flickering. Here's ghost boat.

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Speaker 1: Ghost boat. It's a real thing, Bridger.

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Speaker 6: Hi. It's yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's our guest for

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Speaker 7: Here microphones. I'm no longer holding it, right, I mean,

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Speaker 7: I was looking forward to holding a microphone, but this

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Speaker 1: With my hand, that's right. Welcome to season two.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and last time you were probably in the back

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Speaker 5: of a less reliable vehicle was perhaps more dogs.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it was a long time ago.

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Speaker 2: It was years and years ago. Yeah, I think two

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Speaker 2: We've all changed. I'm not the same at all.

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Speaker 5: I'm not as good as I'm getting more quick to

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Speaker 7: You are a different man. Yeah, and you know, we're

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Speaker 2: I'm happy, We're happy. I'll speak with Karen. We're happy

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Speaker 2: to see you. Thank you, Thank you, Karen. Do you

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Speaker 2: have anything to say to me on my behalf?

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Speaker 1: Chris and I would like you to know.

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Speaker 6: That it's been too long and we need to know

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Speaker 6: every single thing you've done since twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's just get started.

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Speaker 7: It's the road. Go to San Francisco.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, we're going on along. Read a list, yes,

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 2: What is happening?

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Speaker 7: It's Sunday, Yes, it's Memorial Day weekend. I chose to

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Speaker 1: On a holiday weekend.

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Speaker 2: At least meatballs.

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Speaker 7: I hadn't eat a meatball. It's ex I mean, it's

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Speaker 7: It like breaks you down into an animal in a

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Speaker 7: It's just like it feels like the system is glitching

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Speaker 2: It's such a bizarre experience.

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Speaker 6: And the path is a little windy, like you're not

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Speaker 5: Going, no idea, right, And I don't know if all

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Speaker 5: the ikeas are like this. I've only been to a

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Speaker 5: a employee's only looking door, like a metal Oh sure, sure,

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Speaker 5: both saloon style of a kitchen door.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, am I allowed in here?

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Speaker 5: And then it yes, I thought I was going into

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Speaker 7: It's you frequently go through that door and then you're

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Speaker 2: Why am I keep? Why am I keep? I end

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Speaker 7: I walk around the store, My eyes are truly always wet,

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Speaker 6: And what are you looking for? Or what were you

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Speaker 7: Today I actually went with the plan. Last a couple

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Speaker 7: true mental spiral, left the store with nothing and was

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Speaker 7: just so depleted. Today, I went for a shoe rack,

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Speaker 7: which I am not using as for shoes, but I'm

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Speaker 2: But I went to find the cheapest one.

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Speaker 7: Of course, had to ask three separate employees to direct

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Speaker 7: They were not there, so eventually I just had to

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Speaker 7: because the store was insane. I go down to the

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Speaker 7: I didn't realize you could get so deep into that

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Speaker 7: It's like you're in the forest. It was incredible. I

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Speaker 7: knowing without knowing that it was going to work for me. Right,

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Speaker 7: So I got two shoe racks. I bought four plates

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Speaker 7: to eat cookies off of specifically, yeah, literally just for cookies.

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Speaker 7: I'm not exaggerated.

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Speaker 7: They should have had cookies on them, But they'll have

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Speaker 7: cookies on them tonight. But no decorative Oh no, These are,

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Speaker 7: of course seventy nine cents each.

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Speaker 2: They are bottom of the barrel.

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Speaker 6: Plates, because you know, sometimes these days it's it's like

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Speaker 6: directive of what you're using it for.

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Speaker 1: Who you want to call a bitch?

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Speaker 6: You're sucking back your caffeine, you're also offending somebody in

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Speaker 5: So the salesman that couldn't look at you, maybe it

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Speaker 7: Listen like a tube. This item is groastly mislabeled. It's

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Speaker 7: They should call it a mini wreck, just to leave

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Speaker 7: I shouldn't be shamed for wanting to put jeans on

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Speaker 7: So that was kind of my you know, just bone

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Speaker 2: I think way, yes.

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Speaker 1: It helped me a lot.

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Speaker 6: I've told the story on the show so many times,

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Speaker 2: Sure one time?

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Speaker 1: Why Why? Because because you got it?

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Speaker 5: Sure?

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Speaker 1: And why Dean Stockwell?

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Speaker 6: I have to stopped for him as he drove across

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Speaker 7: Thiswhere right here you can make eye contact, Kenya.

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Speaker 1: You're ashamed of your bad behavior, look down.

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Speaker 2: I'm out of him.

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Speaker 6: So I stopped to make sure no golfers were killed

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Speaker 1: He was so thrilled to have been given the right

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Right. He guides you to different lives that you

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Speaker 7: I imagine those golf carts are almost constantly being hit

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Speaker 6: The freeway in around freeway traffic, and then because of that,

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Speaker 1: Whatever you do.

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Speaker 2: You're walking all over today. Yeah, this is amazing.

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Speaker 6: This is people in Los Angeles and then on the

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Speaker 2: It's raining.

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Speaker 5: Do you guys possibly see the Quantum Leap episode where

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Speaker 5: He just ends up in these situations. And sometimes he's

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Speaker 2: You never know.

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Speaker 5: One time he's just a boy in a bedroom and

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Speaker 7: I just saw this unbelievable, insane to watch. Some guy

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Speaker 2: We're fine with that. Yeah, yeah, and the oh it

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Speaker 5: It is very jarring. So everyone watched that. If you

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Speaker 6: And sorry to bring this up, but then, if we're

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Speaker 1: The one where Haley Joel.

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Speaker 6: Osmond says from Walker Texas Ranger Walker told me I

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Speaker 2: I remember that one.

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Speaker 7: I just watched that video as well. In the last week.

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Speaker 7: I've watched both of these videos. I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: So pre sixth Sense, he was doing some non union Texas.

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Speaker 2: I think he was getting aids.

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Speaker 5: You had to go to Texas to be in that show.

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Speaker 5: They shot everything in Texas, isn't true. Yes, And I

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Speaker 5: auditioned for a couple of things. Maybe I didn't get

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Speaker 5: the Haley Joel, I could have been.

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Speaker 2: The would have been perfect for this nine year old boy.

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Speaker 2: I know I was in my mid twenties all of it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a very oddsome So Bridget you've seen the

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Speaker 7: I would say I think that, Haley joelan works. Uh,

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Speaker 7: You're just you do not understand what's going on, and

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but you even nothing before or after that scene

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Speaker 7: Oh no, you're just it makes you more lost in.

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Speaker 2: The world even being stop Welsh. I mean, what does

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Speaker 6: Now my question is for the rest of that episode

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Speaker 6: Was that the lesson that this is how people treat

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Speaker 2: Right right?

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Speaker 5: I can't believe I said that earlier in the episode

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Speaker 6: Is that the lesson learned is is he can't believe

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Speaker 5: Yes, don't every At the end he just looks in

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Speaker 7: Well, you better be looking in the mirror and telling.

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Speaker 6: Himself that, yeah, start with the man in the mirror.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Contextually, I can't figure out where that scene would take

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Speaker 2: It's very confused.

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Speaker 5: It has everything about its screams, cold open, starting with

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Speaker 1: Here's a taste test of what this show is like.

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Speaker 1: Just no, we don't know if we're still there though.

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Speaker 5: It's and there was no theme music, so you know

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Speaker 2: Oh Yeahla, it's.

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Speaker 1: Kind of Blacula. Now I've done.

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Speaker 6: I just want the audience at home to know I've

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Speaker 1: The driver I have just driven us.

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Speaker 2: In are we going to a cure concept?

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Speaker 6: I have driven us directly into Hollywood Bowl traffic.

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Speaker 1: I have sat because I live.

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Speaker 6: In Burbank and often do things in Hollywood, and I

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Speaker 7: There is no reason to be here unless we're going

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Speaker 7: to Billy Joel.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to everyone in the car.

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Speaker 7: This feels insane. Karen and I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, but it's the because because Billy Joel is.

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Speaker 2: The rains and the rain.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, what are they They're about to have a rain

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Speaker 6: picnic while Stings sings some ship from Cream of the

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Speaker 2: Three scooters. It's a whole flock.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, scooters have taken over this town.

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Speaker 7: I thought that they would come and go, and they're

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Speaker 5: They are only multiplying and ending up in trees in

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Speaker 7: I thought you were going to say he rented a submarine.

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Speaker 2: He rented.

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Speaker 5: There are so many scooters in the bottom of the ocean.

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Speaker 5: A lot of scooters are ending up in turtle nostrils.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I know.

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Speaker 5: I have to go there, don't I Yeah, he made

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Speaker 2: You take them home and recharge them. What he then

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Speaker 2: where do you deliver? You can make more than an

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Speaker 2: uber driver charging scooters.

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Speaker 7: That is full, That truly makes sentence.

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Speaker 5: He ended up buying an actual van much like the

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Speaker 5: and he still retarded scooters and also helps people move

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Speaker 6: I like this guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's got he's uh, he's got a business.

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Speaker 2: What kind of van is he driving?

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Speaker 7: Tell me again, it's a sprinter van. It's like one

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Speaker 7: of those windows that are very tall. Yeah, it's very tall.

453
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,800
Speaker 7: You can stand in them.

454
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Speaker 2: I always think to put scooters in, sure.

455
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 6: And also to put bands in because you always see

456
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,600
Speaker 6: those sprinter vans driving around near the studios, because like

457
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Speaker 6: the band on Conan that night showed up in one

458
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Speaker 6: of those.

459
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense.

460
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 5: And I mean regular Chevy vans look pretty cool and uh,

461
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,920
Speaker 5: you know, you gotta hunch over and then your your

462
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 5: whole band ends up with like a hunched back.

463
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:49,719
Speaker 7: Becomes kind of your gimmick, and then eventually people outgrow that.

464
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 6: And they're like, we got to do something else besides

465
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 6: bending over in the mid.

466
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Speaker 2: Back that gets in the way of the song riding.

467
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Speaker 6: I can't breathe properly.

468
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:00,560
Speaker 2: Oh this happening, it's just well limps.

469
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 6: That'll be our new thing. Guy says, anyone here.

470
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 7: I can see the there's something happening on that little sign,

471
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Speaker 7: but I can't tell what it's.

472
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Speaker 5: So I have terrific vision. Let me interrupt everyone on

473
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 5: the block?

474
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 2: It says, what could that be on the Block tour?

475
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,399
Speaker 1: Maybe it's New Kids, New Kids on the.

476
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,439
Speaker 2: Kier and Billy Joel. It's the perfect ticket.

477
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Speaker 5: It also says tape tour. There's a pole in the way,

478
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 5: and then it says, oh night. I can only assume

479
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 5: there's a tea behind them.

480
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 2: William New Kids on the Block the Tape Tour Tonight

481
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,640
Speaker 2: figured it out.

482
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,399
Speaker 7: It's actually of the mixtape tour with Tiffany Salt and

483
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Speaker 7: Peppa Divvy. Excuse me, I had a vowel problem. Yeah, Tibby,

484
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,160
Speaker 7: I'm your number one fan.

485
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Speaker 2: Why did you marry Bruce? What is that show? Oh?

486
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 7: No, I cannot imagine sitting through that entire event.

487
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,239
Speaker 6: I feel like there are people who are at this

488
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 6: event who something very traumatic happened their freshman year in

489
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 6: high school and they can't let it go.

490
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 2: No question wants to new Kids on the Block.

491
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Speaker 7: I've seen one of them perform in them all, Tipney.

492
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 7: I saw a member of New Kids. Some friends of

493
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Speaker 7: mine were fans of his in about seventh grade, Jordan Knight.

494
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Speaker 5: I think I'm sure he always had He always seemed

495
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Speaker 5: like he might be kind of slimy.

496
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Speaker 2: I'm sure.

497
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 7: I mean he's performing in malls. In nineteen ninety eight,

498
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 7: he performed in front of the Gap and I can't

499
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 7: remember anything else about it, but Jordan Knight. He's back

500
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 7: in Hollywood, so he's back on top. Those are all

501
00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 7: locations that.

502
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 2: Flashers go to.

503
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 6: That was the night that Bridger brought his first pair

504
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 6: of jeans that he that he still has this day

505
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 6: of words to put in a shoe.

506
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 7: Beautifully stored on top of the three dollars.

507
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 2: Rack.

508
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: I still don't have the visual on how you store

509
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 1: jeans on your shoe.

510
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Speaker 6: Rack.

511
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 2: I know, I let it go.

512
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 7: You've got to use your imagination here, But I mean,

513
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 7: imagine a beautiful four inch by nine inch long rack.

514
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 7: They stuck on top of each other, and they're also

515
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 7: storing my shorts, which I've discovered. I have more shorts

516
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,879
Speaker 7: than I expected, summertime shorts. Yes, I'm ready for summer,

517
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 7: if that ever comes. But it feels like we've entered

518
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 7: a rain world, which is fine.

519
00:24:58,359 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: Yes, I prefer it.

520
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Speaker 7: I would much rather this this sky from now on,

521
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 7: me too, but it is. You know, we've all got

522
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 7: to organize our closets in one way or the other.

523
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: But four inch by nine inch what are you doing?

524
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 7: Four inches deep? Okay, well, it's actually probably shoe inches deep,

525
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 7: right right, the size of an eight to nine men's.

526
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 2: Hue shoe inches they are their own measurements, or.

527
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: Three inches.

528
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 7: And then maybe a foot a foot long. That doesn't

529
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,679
Speaker 7: seem big enough for pants. I don't know what to

530
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 7: tell anyone. I have horrible space, not.

531
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Speaker 2: A twelve inch foot the length of a foot foot.

532
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 1: Ye, stop lying about this jew wrap.

533
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 2: Well is up.

534
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 7: I didn't buy anything, and I have not been taik.

535
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 7: I knew this was all a lie, big with my lie,

536
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 7: and I've been exposed.

537
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Speaker 5: Next thing you're going to tell, tell me is the

538
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 5: new kids aren't kids anymore.

539
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 2: They're full grown middle age men. Yeah, there is a

540
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 2: shoe rack in my new closet.

541
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Speaker 5: Oh, do you have shoes on it? It is No,

542
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 5: I don't see how it works. It must be for heels.

543
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 5: What I don't It's like wires. There are there are compartments,

544
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 5: and there are wires going across, and I think the

545
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 5: wires like thick wires where you would just hang a

546
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Speaker 5: heel of a shoe tyrack.

547
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,919
Speaker 6: Maybe it's a tyrack because your apartment's old fashioned, and

548
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 6: that's back when everybody had a thousand.

549
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 5: Everyone they had a thousand ties, and they only had

550
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 5: one appliance in each room.

551
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 2: Because there's zero outlets in my house.

552
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, extension cords everywhere and the whole thing's a

553
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 5: bit of a fire hazard.

554
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 2: And that sounds perfect. Yeah it is. I love to

555
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 2: live by the seat of my pants or fly by them.

556
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 7: It's time for you to buy more ties and less electronics.

557
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 1: And grow up.

558
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 2: Grow up.

559
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: Your apartment's telling you to grow up.

560
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I should go get a desk job and stop

561
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 5: watching all these TVs in my house.

562
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 1: Why not become a door to door tie salesman?

563
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 2: I've done all the other door to door stuff.

564
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,719
Speaker 7: Have you done any door to door jobs I have?

565
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 5: I have. I sold coupon books for serendipity ventures. Okay,

566
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 5: I did cutcoa knife salesman, of course.

567
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 2: Of course.

568
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 5: For my baseball team, I sold a lot of chocolate

569
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 5: bar Well, I ate half of them. Oh, and my

570
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 5: dad had to fork over some money.

571
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: Seem Wait, have we talked about this on the show.

572
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 2: No.

573
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,719
Speaker 5: I never had access to chocolate my mom, only at

574
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 5: carab And then all of a sudden, I have a

575
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 5: box of chocolate bars.

576
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 2: Of course, they're going down my hatch.

577
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 6: Okay, this makes me feel so much better because in

578
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 6: eighth grade, we did a chocolate fundraising sale at my

579
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 6: school and at the end when I went to count

580
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 6: everything up, I was thirty dollars short because I had

581
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,120
Speaker 6: just eaten a box of candy bars slowly over the month,

582
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 6: just like as I did my.

583
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: Homework, just chilling out eating candy bars.

584
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 6: And I was like, wait what Yeah, I was like

585
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 6: convinced someone stole the box. And I actually got up

586
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 6: in front of my class and cry, oh really.

587
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 1: Because I was like, someone stole this wax. And then

588
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: later on when I realized I had just eaten it all.

589
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 6: It was like that weird show. My face got real hot,

590
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 6: and I was just kind of by myself, like I'm

591
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 6: the worst person.

592
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 7: It was kind of a sugar and insolent thing. You

593
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 7: got overwhelmed and then forgot about it.

594
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 6: No. I think I was in either denial or I

595
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 6: was eating so mindlessly that that I didn't really Yeah,

596
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 6: it wasn't like I would just be.

597
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I'm just gonna have another quick one.

598
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 7: Well you have the pressure of the sails on. You

599
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 7: were just blinded by fundraiser.

600
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 6: Trying to escape eighth grade, which was such a terrible time.

601
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 7: Oh, the just darkest, just like the weirdest part of

602
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 7: you're not human for like three years. Yeah, in this

603
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 7: dark cave of.

604
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: Like hormones and confusion.

605
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so pain.

606
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 6: I just didn't get it because going to like hippie

607
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 6: schools where everybody was friends and that was a big

608
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 6: thing about friendship and friends, and all of a sudden,

609
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 6: boys wouldn't talk to girls and they only paid attention

610
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 6: to like the hot girls and all that shit. It

611
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 6: was such a jarring change where I was like, sorry,

612
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 6: what are you guys doing?

613
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 2: Like you don't know what is this?

614
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, you have no idea what to do with yourself

615
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 7: or your friends, and I don't know.

616
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 6: It all gets very sexual, but like at different times

617
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 6: for different people, so I think all the shame it

618
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 6: just starts becoming like this big shame pool, yes, but

619
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 6: varying levels, so no one really knows what anyone else's

620
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 6: boner is about.

621
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 7: And that was just me for like another an extra

622
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 7: fourteen years on top of it to us coming out

623
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:40,480
Speaker 7: of it.

624
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: Have you ever peddled anywheres on the street spreader, you know?

625
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 7: I think I sold popcorn for the Boys Scouts, which

626
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 7: I mean, what a horrible move on their part not

627
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 7: to just do cookies right right?

628
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: You can't bite the old girl Scout, ye seen.

629
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 2: I guess.

630
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 7: I mean Keebler certainly has had no problem taking over

631
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 7: the girl. They truly have just ripped off every girl's

632
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 7: Scout cookie and put them on store shelves with.

633
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 2: Their little cartoons and a treehouse gimmick.

634
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 7: Exactly the boy Scouts, though they tried the you know,

635
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 7: flavored popcorn that nobody wants. I also think they sold

636
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 7: microwave popcorn, which just feels like such a not a

637
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 7: thing anyone wants to buy door to door.

638
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 2: You're really right.

639
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 6: Unless you're high. And then somebody rings your doorbell and

640
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 6: you're like, I can't get it. It's the cops.

641
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: And you're like, you know what, I'm gonna roll the dice.

642
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 7: I'm gonna buy a bag of microwave pop Yeah.

643
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: And then you're like, can you come in and actually

644
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: show me how to do it?

645
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 2: Oh?

646
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 7: But then but also you're that's actually not even possible

647
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 7: because you're buying it like for future use. You're like,

648
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 7: because the popcorn will be later delivered to you, which

649
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 7: are so crazy. Yes, I'd like some popcorn in three months.

650
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna really save up for it's gonna be

651
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 6: a special occasion.

652
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 5: Ye.

653
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 6: Wait.

654
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 5: My dad always told me that the sales is like

655
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 5: the worst job because they remember selling life insurance policies

656
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 5: and successfully selling one to someone that really didn't need

657
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 5: it maybe or didn't have the money, and feeling.

658
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 2: Terrible and quitting that day.

659
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 6: Yeah.

660
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 5: And I remember when we were young, there was a

661
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 5: this of course isn't a thing anymore, but they were

662
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 5: selling like encyclopedias. There was like they come to your

663
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 5: house to sell you encyclopedia. It's just as random as

664
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 5: popcorn to want to sell you reference books for your home.

665
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 7: It's so bizarre. At some point that apparently was very

666
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 7: much a need. People were like, well, I'm not I mean,

667
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 7: I'm not going to seris to buy my encyclopedias. So

668
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 7: I guess somebody will show up at some point and

669
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 7: we'll get the knowledge, right, yeah, six.

670
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 5: Books, and we will see them and feel sorry for

671
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 5: them because they didn't have a suit without a stain

672
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 5: on the front, and buy overpriced books just because the

673
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 5: person seems like they are desperately needing to sell some books.

674
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 7: My question about an encyclopedia salesman is did they have

675
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 7: like sample books they were bringing along or giant brief.

676
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, they must have, Like they must have been a ruler.

677
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 2: Case, right, yeah, yeah, you're right, it was.

678
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 6: I I remember getting encyclopedias. My parents were like and

679
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 6: here's the encyclopedias that we bought you, and they're like thanks,

680
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 6: like they did this presentation like it was this great thing,

681
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 6: and we're like great books, like books to help us

682
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 6: read other books. And I remember doing in sixth grade

683
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 6: when I had to do my report, everybody drew a

684
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 6: country name out of a bowl but that was a

685
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 6: like I basically got picked second to last. So I

686
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 6: got Iceland and my friend Holly got Malta. And there's

687
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 6: no way to get information on Iceland in nineteen eighty

688
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 6: four except for going to I went to the tour

689
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 6: the tourists what do you call the travel agency downtown?

690
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 2: Sure?

691
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 6: And then I went to these brand new encyclopedias. I

692
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 6: found the page on Iceland and I ripped it out

693
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 6: out of the brand new encyclopedia, like I need this later,

694
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 6: and I'm almost like, what are you doing?

695
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 7: This was out of the family owned encyclopedia.

696
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: That was really new, it was like two months old.

697
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 5: And meanwhile I'm looking at pages from an underwear catalog.

698
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 5: But the Internet is so important.

699
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 2: That kind of opened everything.

700
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 7: Bounce from Iceland to underwear ads, do whatever you.

701
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: Want without going into a ravine of any kind.

702
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 5: And exactly, if I'm not mistaken, Iceland is green and

703
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 5: Greenland is icy, right.

704
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 7: That's how you remember? Yes, I looked as much colder

705
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 7: than ice.

706
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 5: And stag tites might fall down and stalagmites tight.

707
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 2: No, no liquor never sick. Yes, okay, thank.

708
00:33:54,960 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 7: You, Like there's no reason for anyone to actually need

709
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 7: to know the difference between us stilect tight and a

710
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 7: stelect mike. No point will that come into.

711
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 2: Us for you.

712
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 6: But imagine if they taught everything else the way that

713
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 6: they taught things like that, where it's like, oh, we've

714
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 6: got this great noumatic aid, this is the way we

715
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 6: should be teaching everything, but we'll only do it for

716
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 6: things that hang in case.

717
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 7: Imagine if they taught you that about doing your taxes,

718
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 7: there any skill that you actually.

719
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: Need actually using the day to day as in your

720
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: adult life.

721
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 5: Have I talked about this that they had a class

722
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 5: in high school our senior year called prep for Life,

723
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 5: and I one hundred percent thought they would teach us

724
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 5: how to pay taxes because I was so paranoid graduating

725
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 5: high school about things like tax Sure.

726
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 2: Sure, I had a tax father.

727
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 7: You had a tax father.

728
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,240
Speaker 5: I had a tax father the county, the county tax

729
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 5: assessor for their Department of Revenue. That was tax father,

730
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 5: and I he was the same as my real father.

731
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: Oh my day.

732
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 2: You mean by day he was tax father for all

733
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 2: the other towns children, but at night he was just.

734
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 6: Deady a tax father. Please get me some kind of

735
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 6: a rebate.

736
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 5: You're in prep for life class and they're just teaching

737
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 5: you how to make cookies?

738
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 2: Which brit are you going to love?

739
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 7: Of course, I learned that I took so many foods

740
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 7: classes in high school. I took probably two every semester. Yeah,

741
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 7: but wait, what was happening in this prep class?

742
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 2: That's all was. It was a homech like going to

743
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 2: iron and so a button on your.

744
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 5: Shiest and it was given the lofty title of preparing

745
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 5: you for white?

746
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 2: Wow, that's how do I get a divorce? Where do I?

747
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,840
Speaker 2: These are things I'm worried about at eighteen? For some reason?

748
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 7: Those are the things you need to know.

749
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 2: What if a man approaches me with a knife and

750
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 2: an alley, how do I defend myself?

751
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 6: What's more important is that can you be a skullmade? Now,

752
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 6: come over here and learn these things?

753
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: Darney socks.

754
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 2: This happens to a lot of people.

755
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 6: Cook this lasagna. That's the best protection against a mammoth.

756
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 6: A knife, A hot lasagna or.

757
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 5: A macro may owl distract him. He'll drop the knife.

758
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 5: If you do a good job on the owl.

759
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: That would be amazing.

760
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 6: If the home like the home classes of yesteryear, were

761
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 6: also self defense classes in general general safety classes.

762
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 7: Oh, I would love to learn a few techniques to

763
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:37,280
Speaker 7: take down an anima.

764
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 1: With their knitting needles.

765
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 5: It ends up defending yourself with a fresh baked pie

766
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 5: in the face.

767
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: They somehow have to intertwine.

768
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 6: Now, make sure you use a potholder so that your

769
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 6: hand doesn't burn while you put this scalding pie into

770
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 6: the intruder space.

771
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 5: We just wrote what will Orlando being at seven or

772
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 5: eight minute sketch on SNL.

773
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 7: They will be using a wind sock to like take

774
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 7: out somebody attacking them in an Yes? Yes, did you

775
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 7: have to make wind socks in middle school?

776
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: Now? Am I saying that?

777
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 6: Right? Just?

778
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,760
Speaker 2: What does anyone even know what a wind is? Before

779
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 2: the Internet?

780
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 5: You couldn't just type in how windy is it outside?

781
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 5: You had to judge it by the tenacity of a

782
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 5: sock of my colorful sock. I know what a windsock

783
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 5: is because we had a very popular hang gliding vista

784
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 5: near my house in Missoula, and there's always a wind

785
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,439
Speaker 5: sock up there and you look up at it. Boy,

786
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 5: it's windy out today. There's a wind sock on top

787
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 5: of that building.

788
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 2: You're kidding?

789
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 5: Any classic windsock oh, windsaw. It's an orange classic windsack.

790
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 5: You think they don't exist anymore until you're.

791
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 7: Looking for it, until you're speaking of them.

792
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 2: That they appear in drones. It's almost scary. A wind

793
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 2: sock army will approach.

794
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 7: The wind sock I made in seventh grade. Now they

795
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 7: got in the sewing machine.

796
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 1: Did you get kicked out of that class I had?

797
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 7: I had to go after school to make my wind sock.

798
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 7: It was so poorly made. Its humiliating it. I can't

799
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 7: work with my hands. I'm just not.

800
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 2: I'm not built to work with my hands.

801
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 1: But you are being asked to sew like nylon.

802
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 5: A full nylon sock, which it sounds. I mean it

803
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 5: is a tapered cylinder, a fabric.

804
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 2: It's not. It's hard to figure it.

805
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 7: Oh, it was extremely difficult. I mean it seems fun

806
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 7: at first you get to pick the three colors.

807
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 2: I did the Utah.

808
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 7: Jazz, and then you're making it and suddenly like you

809
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 7: haven't used a sewing machine before, and you have to

810
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 7: make a thing that is going to billow in the wind.

811
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:36,879
Speaker 2: Forget it.

812
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, and sewing machines, because I took sewing in four

813
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 6: each are insanity they just it's insanity.

814
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 2: You're putting your fingers next to this needle that's just pounding.

815
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 6: Down, and it doesn't stop when you stop it. It

816
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 6: stops when it's done. After you stop it.

817
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 5: Oh, and it's done going between that flap between your

818
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 5: forefinger and thumb.

819
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 2: That's all that hor I can't I always. I don't

820
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 2: mean some night, I don't know if it's a show

821
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 2: I saw that's a final destination.

822
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 5: It's the worst thing I can think of, like a

823
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 5: water slide made of razor blades. Yeah, there are certain

824
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 5: things that I always thought of as a kid to

825
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 5: make me. I don't know, to fag yourself out now.

826
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 5: I just think about the things I've said at parties.

827
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 5: But the sewing machine thing is just so horrifying. I

828
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 5: don't think I'll ever learn how to. I want to sew,

829
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 5: I know, I want to have my own course.

830
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 6: It would be fun and interesting, but there's too much

831
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 6: risk involved.

832
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 7: Karen and four h did you make anything with sewing machine?

833
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 6: Yes, I had a pillow that I had for years,

834
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 6: and I bet you it's still like at my sister's house.

835
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: It was a pillow that I sewed a green.

836
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 6: I think I I think I undersold and just made

837
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 6: it a three leaf clover, but it was. It was

838
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 6: a it was this three or four but from when

839
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 6: I remember three leaf clover on the front and then

840
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 6: on the the piece of material was like green floral pattern,

841
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 6: so like it was a cute throw pillow with lace.

842
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 1: Around the outside. Very understuffed.

843
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 6: I was afraid to overstuff it, so it was a

844
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 6: little climsy. And my aunt Jean was the one who

845
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 6: taught sewing, so it was all I felt like I

846
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 6: should be should have been better at it than I was, like,

847
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 6: but I didn't.

848
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: I wasn't that good.

849
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 5: A lot of pressure coming from a family of professional

850
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 5: pillow makers.

851
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

852
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 7: They made their fortune.

853
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: Oh you don't know.

854
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm the heiress to the throw pillow fortune.

855
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,479
Speaker 1: All throw pillows are made by my dad.

856
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 6: I'm trying to get us to that drive through Starbucks,

857
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 6: but I think I've taken the wrong way.

858
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 5: I have so many Starbucks cards from the road that

859
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 5: apparently it makes my voice crack.

860
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 2: I have a lot of talking about it.

861
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 5: I just really love contributing to that giant company that

862
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 5: we mentioned.

863
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 2: Let's just put money into their bank. They can get

864
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 2: interest from.

865
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 5: Sure, there's these mod pop coffees that taste better, but

866
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 5: there's grounds in the bottom.

867
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: I don't know though.

868
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 6: People say that all the time, but I have been

869
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 6: so severely disappointed by so many mom and top right

870
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 6: coffee things on the road.

871
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: Where like, I know the level of bad and good that.

872
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,399
Speaker 6: I'm going to get from Starbucks every single time.

873
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 2: Right, that's true. I appreciate you know it will just

874
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 2: be fine and you can move on. Yeah, and there's

875
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,399
Speaker 2: no moms or pops involved. Yeah? Which other people?

876
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 6: Your parents?

877
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 2: They stand?

878
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: I don't know.

879
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 6: Your house smells weird. Why do you serve pepsi at dinner?

880
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 6: These children have to eat normal nutrition?

881
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 2: Why am I locked up down here?

882
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 6: Where are the children here? I'm here to play with children.

883
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 2: It's not a sleepover at all.

884
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: This is very strange.

885
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 2: Somebody take off a ski mask.

886
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 6: Now, Bridger, you grew up in Utah. From Utah, you

887
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 6: played on the Utah Jazz for years.

888
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 7: Well, John Stockton and I would kind of switch off

889
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 7: share with Karl Malone.

890
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 6: What is the because I think, like I've we've done

891
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 6: shows there a couple of times, like it's so beautiful,

892
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:17,720
Speaker 6: so cool.

893
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: What do you think is the weirdest part about growing

894
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: up in Utah. What was for you?

895
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 7: I mean, I mean obvious. The obvious point would just

896
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 7: be Mormonism in general. Okay, there are so many facets

897
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 7: to that, but yes, I side, I would say, just

898
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 7: like the small part of that is the amount of

899
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 7: milk being drank with things that aren't cookies. Okay, because

900
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 7: I will, I will say I will stand up for

901
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 7: drinking milk with cookies as an adult. I've been shaying

902
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 7: multiple times about being an adult who drinks milk with cookies.

903
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 7: But I think that's a perfectly acceptable thing. Mormons drink

904
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 7: milk with just straight up every meal. Yeah, like pizza,

905
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 7: las ya, that's.

906
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 2: A good one.

907
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 5: I mean, stull, you got anything cheese, baked, cheese based

908
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 5: and baked.

909
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 7: But to me that seems too much crazy. Yeah, to

910
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 7: be drinking just a dairy product with like a meal,

911
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 7: like eating a chicken breast and drinking milk seems like

912
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 7: something has snapped.

913
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 1: You know what's funny, that's we did that in my home.

914
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,439
Speaker 6: I mean, growing up, we had milk with every meal

915
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 6: because Petaluma was such a huge, so many dairy ranchers

916
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 6: were there.

917
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 2: Oh, that makes so much supporting the hometown.

918
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 6: Yes market, they had lots of milk and billboards for

919
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 6: milk and don't forget to drink your milk like all that,

920
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 6: like yes, all that milk advertising that was supporting basically

921
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 6: the business of our town.

922
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 7: And I think there was just a period when everyone,

923
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 7: everybody got tricked into thinking, you've got to just stuff

924
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 7: your body with milk.

925
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, this will help you grow, right, It's.

926
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 1: Good for your bones, teeth, hair, Yeah, it was.

927
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 5: It was the reason I had never broken a bone,

928
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 5: not the fact that I hadn't fallen or anything.

929
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,800
Speaker 2: It's nothing to do. I was in trouble once at school.

930
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.

931
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 5: I had to see the principle because I was being

932
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 5: disruptive because I was clearing my throat all the time,

933
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,399
Speaker 5: and I had to go to a doctor and the

934
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 5: doctor said I was drinking too much milk. Really, so

935
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 5: we cut down on my milk intake and I stopped

936
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 5: always having.

937
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 2: Phlegm in how much milk were enough? Drinking about three gallons?

938
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,800
Speaker 5: I was drinking enough milk to be on morning radio

939
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 5: trying to win the gallon milk challenge.

940
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,240
Speaker 2: You guys know about that? Is that true?

941
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 5: No one can do it without vomiting. You can't oh

942
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:46,760
Speaker 5: that milking In one sitting.

943
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: There was also a woman who tried.

944
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 6: There was a water drinking challenge on a radio station Sacramento,

945
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 6: and the woman died.

946
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 7: Yes, Oh, I was trying to win the Nintendo Wii.

947
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 7: I remember this. It was called like hold your Wii

948
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 7: for weed. No, absolutely just died because of it. And

949
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 7: the whole thing seems maybe like not worth a Nintendo

950
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 7: we Wow.

951
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 2: I don't know. I wondered two hundred dollars. They still

952
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 2: gave the weed to We're family.

953
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 7: I hope that they got to play we bowling for

954
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 7: a few months, maybe not.

955
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 2: To take their mind off of maw.

956
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 7: The tennis game is very fun.

957
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

958
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 6: We played the tennis game at Christmas the year like

959
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 6: after that came out, me and my cousins. And you

960
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 6: know how it does the thing where the we Fitness

961
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 6: will tell you like your fitness age, Oh, sure, you'll

962
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 6: play a game, and then afterwards it tells you, well,

963
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 6: we played wee tennis and then it told me I

964
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 6: was sixty two?

965
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 2: What is that based on?

966
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 6: It picks up your pulse, yes, your polls and how

967
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 6: you move and everything, well.

968
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 7: Were five thousand years old.

969
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 2: I mean, you're a pile of dust.

970
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: Good job on tennis, fool.

971
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 7: Oh one other thing. I'm just realizing that I have

972
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 7: to imagine it is unique to Utah. I remember a

973
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 7: lot of home smelling like gravy. Oh, I remember going

974
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,359
Speaker 7: to a lot and I can't I imagine that's because

975
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 7: there were a lot of Sunday dinners being made that

976
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 7: just eventually stained the house with the smell of gravy.

977
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 1: Oh you permanent.

978
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

979
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,959
Speaker 1: Look at this guy walking in track.

980
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 2: We're about to watch him get hit.

981
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 5: I always dropped. We're going to watch, but he's kind

982
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:37,279
Speaker 5: of breaksancing. This is performance hard, but he's angry. Oh

983
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 5: and now he's well, cup don't know him.

984
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 2: Is that a canyon? I don't like when people that

985
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 2: ill in the brain are young. Oh yeah, what path

986
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 2: has happened?

987
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: I know, drugs path?

988
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 5: Yes, a year ago, I at a job and a

989
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:59,959
Speaker 5: beautiful girlfriend. I don't know, I'm making that up. In Utah,

990
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 5: it seemed like and this is probably a product of

991
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 5: a lot of kids, like families with kids. But we

992
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 5: went to visit family friends there, the Lees and their

993
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 5: neighbor had they they had trampolines, and trapees, swings and

994
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 5: rope swings in their house with in the house with

995
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 5: padded like gas like bean bags that you could land on.

996
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 2: I remember it being a gymnastics Well.

997
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 7: This is something that I do think that I've learned

998
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 7: more recently that like, not every home in America has

999
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 7: a trampoline in the back. In Utah, truly every other

1000
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 7: home it was a trampoline because.

1001
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 2: You got to make your eight kids.

1002
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's got to be some source of entertainment that

1003
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 7: several children can be using ones.

1004
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 5: I think that's what I in this place also didn't

1005
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 5: want their kids to be outside.

1006
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 2: My family did not have one.

1007
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 7: My mom was terrified that we were all going to

1008
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,040
Speaker 7: paralyze ourselves.

1009
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 2: Right, so was my mom.

1010
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 7: It was kind of like the dangerous thing to do

1011
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 7: to go to a friend's house and jump on the trampoline.

1012
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 6: I know, somebody, this is upsetting, so trigger warning everybody.

1013
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 6: I know a girl who's a comedian in San Francisco,

1014
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 6: Liz White, who was really hilarious, so funny. When she

1015
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 6: was a kid, she jumped on a trampoline, fell, her

1016
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 6: hair got caught in the springs, oh.

1017
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: No, and it ripped her down.

1018
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,240
Speaker 6: She survived and it was replaced and fine and everything

1019
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 6: like that.

1020
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: But I remember I think she told me that story.

1021
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 7: Oh, and they sewed it back on.

1022
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. How does she look now?

1023
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: Normal?

1024
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 2: Great, beautiful head of hair.

1025
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 1: Yes, you would have never known. Oh you would have never.

1026
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 2: I mean not.

1027
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,919
Speaker 5: I know it's too late to say, but her parents

1028
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 5: should have had that blue padded cover over those springs.

1029
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 6: This is how people learned that lesson in the seventies

1030
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 6: by having that just scow.

1031
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,439
Speaker 5: I think I just had some legs hair plucked off

1032
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 5: my mom's chain fund exercise tramp.

1033
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 2: And so you get a taste of what could happen.

1034
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: What would you like?

1035
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: I would like?

1036
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 6: Can I get a double tall one pump mocha and

1037
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 6: a Venti vanilla latte?

1038
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 2: You're welcome, and I'll have just a n iced coffee

1039
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 2: with almond milk.

1040
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: And a Grande iced coffee with almond milk.

1041
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 2: Just an ice green tea.

1042
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: Yep, and unsweetened. Please?

1043
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 2: What about your.

1044
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: Hot please?

1045
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 2: No?

1046
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1047
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 6: And then can I also get a Grande green tea?

1048
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: Hot? Oh? Karen, can get an.

1049
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: Iced sorry Grande green sea iced? Please?

1050
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 2: No sweet, no sweetener please?

1051
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: That will be it?

1052
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 6: Okay?

1053
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah, fourteen sixty Yeah.

1054
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's uh, that's These coffees are coming to us

1055
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 5: courtesy of Sarah and Amy, who I think they were

1056
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 5: in Boise or Bend.

1057
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 2: I believe this are these are sweet boisy people and

1058
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 2: brought it to you.

1059
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 5: Yes, so thank you Sarah and Amy. This is too Chris,

1060
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 5: Karen and Stephen, and this is proof that I'm sharing

1061
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 5: it with you too.

1062
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,479
Speaker 2: They were very.

1063
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 5: Worried that I I've been given a lot of warnings

1064
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 5: to not award these and to share them with both

1065
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 5: of you.

1066
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny.

1067
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,439
Speaker 6: No one's ever said that to me, and I think

1068
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 6: I've actually taken them and said to people, I'm going

1069
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 6: to use this and not tell anyone you gave it

1070
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 6: to me.

1071
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 1: They don't say a war.

1072
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 5: They really they went, well, well, I guess we know

1073
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 5: who's the podcast favorite.

1074
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 6: No, but actually people, it's so exciting because people give

1075
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 6: us this like when they're like, I have a thing

1076
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 6: for you that goes along with the show, which is incredible,

1077
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 6: really cute, But then on top of it, then they

1078
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 6: go please tell Chris, I say hi, like like new

1079
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 6: Kids on the Block fans there.

1080
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 7: Me screaming to Jordan I met a lot of people.

1081
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 5: I met Boise was I, you guys have to go

1082
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 5: do my favorite murder there because Bois is filled with

1083
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 5: fans of all us and you in there the sweetest

1084
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 5: people and they lined up and they're polite, and everyone

1085
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 5: was just said nice things and I liked it a lot.

1086
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 2: It put me in a good mood for at least

1087
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 2: twenty four hours.

1088
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,399
Speaker 7: With those potato chips, just to reach up and get

1089
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,720
Speaker 7: I don't understand what's happening there. Oh yeah, it feels

1090
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 7: like a weird disponse.

1091
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it's okay to have a drive through impulse.

1092
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 6: You try to grab them on your drive out and

1093
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 6: if you can get them, you can get them.

1094
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like that on Avertsy Circle.

1095
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a merry god.

1096
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah for robotic horses.

1097
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 7: I mean when I say stuff like that, it's hard

1098
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 7: not to think that maybe I had a little mini stroke.

1099
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 2: Oh, let's believe Horsey Circle.

1100
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 6: I find that I've been podcasting so much lately, I

1101
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 6: can't control my brain or mouth anymore.

1102
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:22,959
Speaker 5: It's just non stop, right, And I find that, thank

1103
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 5: you very much.

1104
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 2: I get comfortable enough now.

1105
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 5: I used to get so nervous and I'm like, gotta

1106
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 5: say good stuff, and now I'll forget that we're podcasting,

1107
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 5: and I just start thinking of things I need to

1108
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 5: get at the grocery store.

1109
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,800
Speaker 2: And it probably doesn't make for good entertainment. I'm sorry,

1110
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,959
Speaker 2: but people, I mean like to know what you're buying

1111
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 2: at the grocery store. Milk, eggs, heats it, milk. Let's

1112
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 2: do lessons on you. I've so much in my throat,

1113
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 2: so much clearing.

1114
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 5: Oh when I went into this house that was a

1115
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 5: beautiful gymnastics padded fun room.

1116
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,919
Speaker 2: Sure, I was so excited about it. Was like I said,

1117
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. And because they kicked me out and I

1118
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 2: didn't get.

1119
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 5: A play, I just got a taste of it.

1120
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 7: I feel like we've talked about this before. Really, yes,

1121
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 7: I don't know in what's setting it.

1122
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: They have been on our last five years ago.

1123
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 5: I have maybe five Utah stories, and the other ones

1124
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 5: are about snowboarding.

1125
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 7: But saying that will absolutely get you kicked out of

1126
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 7: a Utah home. That will Jim my boyfriend, every time

1127
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 7: we go home to Utah. He is so terrified he's

1128
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 7: going to say that in front of my family.

1129
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, Oh God, follies.

1130
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 7: Like half of his brain is just being used to

1131
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 7: censor himself from saying anything that could potentially step on

1132
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,280
Speaker 7: any time.

1133
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 5: I'm so glad that when that happened, my dad was

1134
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:52,880
Speaker 5: I have parents that don't care and allowed to swear

1135
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 5: like a sailor, and I appreciate you.

1136
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 2: I do want to get back to the word b

1137
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 2: o I s e.

1138
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 7: I'd like everybody to say that right now, because I've

1139
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 7: recently been told I say it incorrectly.

1140
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 2: Boise, they bois. They want you to go with a

1141
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 2: hard as boys. You're oh, is that true? Bois? Oh,

1142
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 2: a lot of guy. This is wonderful, So you're right.

1143
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm right.

1144
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 5: Yes, And but Missoula, Montana, which is two says you'd

1145
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 5: think it would be Missula.

1146
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 7: I'm sure it's Missoula. Like Missoula, that would seem crazy Missula.

1147
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 2: Yeahsilla.

1148
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 7: Missoula is easier and doesn't make you feel as wild.

1149
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and there is a bit odd that well.

1150
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 7: But now it's correct, and I'd like everyone to get

1151
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 7: on the same page.

1152
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 5: And when I'm in Tempe, Arizona, they like go temp Temp.

1153
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 5: They add an extra eat. That's a letter that isn't

1154
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 5: even there to be acknowledged.

1155
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,240
Speaker 2: But you're stretching it out for no reason.

1156
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is every city that we go in do

1157
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 6: live shows in. It's NonStop mispronunciation of cities other cities

1158
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 6: in the area. Oh sure, And I did one recently

1159
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:14,359
Speaker 6: when we were in I believe Minneapolis that was so

1160
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 6: hilariously incorrect. Because I was just reading it, I think

1161
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 6: it was like, I can't remember. Oh, it was really funny.

1162
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 7: I feel like you get to the Midwest and there

1163
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 7: are just these words that are impossible to pronounce.

1164
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's local stuff.

1165
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,919
Speaker 6: It's like it's the way, you know, if you're from

1166
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 6: the Boston area, you know you're supposed to say woolster,

1167
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 6: but when you're reading it off the page from Wikipedia

1168
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 6: that you just slap together three hours before, it looks

1169
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 6: like Worcester.

1170
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 1: And of course what you end up.

1171
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 2: Saying, it's the same way colonel looks like Colonel.

1172
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 7: These things were created by maniacs.

1173
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: Yes, and people who are trying to embarrass us.

1174
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 7: Yes, it's entirely just a trap of embarrassments, oh, set

1175
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 7: for all of us that are readers. I'm a reader

1176
00:56:02,120 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 7: first to speak a second.

1177
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 2: I'll never forget.

1178
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 5: I was already in my thirties the first time I

1179
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 5: read the word yamaka during an audition, I said your

1180
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,760
Speaker 5: yr mo, Yeah, you're a molky, and they all laughed,

1181
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 5: thinking that was a creative choice.

1182
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 1: I made play along.

1183
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 5: But then after they laughed, they saw the look on

1184
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 5: my face and they're like, oh, you poor kid. You

1185
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 5: you grew up in such a white area that there

1186
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 5: was no jewel.

1187
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:34,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, in Missoula, you're not going to look.

1188
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,880
Speaker 7: The crazy thing about that word, though, is like you

1189
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 7: look at it, You're like, there is no way to

1190
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 7: say this. Yama cut does make sense because the way

1191
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 7: it's spelled is truly unpronounceable if you're just trying to

1192
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 7: read it out.

1193
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 2: And that's what I like. Yeah, it looks like.

1194
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 6: I was in an audition one time, and it was

1195
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:57,239
Speaker 6: for a terrible television show in the nineties that and

1196
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 6: of course I was there to play the rebellious slash sister.

1197
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 6: And that's the only parts I ever got. Moore was

1198
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 6: the man hungry, man eater. It was always that really yes,

1199
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 6: because it because it was the secret code for fat.

1200
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 6: So I was there except for at this one. There

1201
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 6: was all types of ladies all across the board and

1202
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 6: many many very young beautiful girls, where I was like,

1203
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 6: why did I get called in on this? And in

1204
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,959
Speaker 6: the scene and I'm sure I've told you the story, Chris,

1205
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 6: but in the scene, the girl says to her sister,

1206
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 6: who's the star of the show. And then this rebellious

1207
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,880
Speaker 6: sister goes, I'm going down to the strip club tonight

1208
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 6: because an a condo man's going to be there.

1209
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 2: Ohoy, and men's strip club, right, A thing that doesn't happened.

1210
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 6: Happened ever happened, but it surely has been at yeah,

1211
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 6: in bad sitcoms. But so this girl, I'm sitting there

1212
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 6: watching all these other people, and I'm like every audition

1213
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:57,959
Speaker 6: I ever had just drained me of my entire life force.

1214
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 6: Like of course everything about it would would hurt me

1215
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 6: in every way possible, So I'm just standing. I actually

1216
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 6: got up from the waiting area and went into the

1217
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 6: kitchen just so I could be away from all these

1218
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 6: actresses because it was so painful to me. And one

1219
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 6: came in and I'm sure she's famous now because she

1220
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 6: was beautiful. It looked like a model, and she was

1221
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 6: really nice, and she came in and she goes, can

1222
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 6: I ask you a stupid question? And I don't even

1223
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 6: think she said stupid, She's just like, can I ask

1224
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 6: you a question? I said sure? And she goes, what's

1225
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 6: a knack?

1226
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 1: And a man?

1227
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 2: Mean? Oh?

1228
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 6: And I said, and a condoman. It's a snake. It's

1229
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 6: a really huge snake. It's a reference to the man's pen.

1230
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 6: And she goes, oh my god, thank you so much.

1231
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 6: And then I was like, should I just leave now?

1232
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 6: I don't want this fucking part.

1233
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna say this line. This is a fucking disgrace.

1234
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 6: This whole thing is a disgrace.

1235
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 2: Oh god.

1236
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 5: And she's a wealthy, she's a famous person. Now she

1237
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 5: lives in a glasshouse and looks down upon other people who.

1238
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 2: Can't to Google.

1239
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 6: It was probably Deborah Messing, a young fresh nineties Deborah Messing.

1240
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 6: I was helping to get to lead her way to.

1241
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 7: Repeat that again, the way you should pronounce.

1242
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: It a n acandemic.

1243
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 2: Wow, was there hyphens between each letter?

1244
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 6: No? No, it was just that kind of thing where

1245
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 6: it's like she was clearly the prom queen from her

1246
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 6: small town and she was like, I'm fucking going to

1247
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 6: La and here's the thing That's when I think I

1248
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 6: first realized I'm a writer before I am an actress.

1249
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 6: I want to help the people who are going to

1250
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 6: get the job to do it right, as opposed to

1251
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 6: sit there and I can't pretend like I think this

1252
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 6: is good writing or even anything that should be shown

1253
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 6: to anybody. Most of the time I would read those

1254
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 6: scripts and be like, this is going to hurt children,

1255
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 6: this is going this is going to ruin our society.

1256
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,959
Speaker 6: And I was writing. I can't tell you how many

1257
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 6: times I auditioned for sitcoms about women about talking dogs,

1258
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 6: and the women owners would fall in love with the dogs.

1259
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm not walking kidding. That would happen once a year.

1260
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 5: Yes, how did they make Oh they put pain better

1261
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 5: in their mouths?

1262
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 2: I always forget how they make dogs talk?

1263
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 5: Richard, When when's the last because it had been a

1264
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 5: couple of years for me until last night. When's the

1265
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 5: last time you went to the house party?

1266
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,320
Speaker 7: House party? I thought you were going to say strip

1267
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 7: club notes. You say, who do you think you're talking about?

1268
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 7: House party? I truly couldn't tell you the last one.

1269
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 7: I was probably a holiday party, right, I.

1270
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 5: Guess I'm not counting those, Okay, I don't know why,

1271
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 5: because everyone's on their best behavior and you're dressed up

1272
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 5: and you bring cookies or you bring cookies. I what

1273
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 5: was your last house last night? I just ended up

1274
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 5: at a house with a bunch of people. I didn't

1275
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 5: know your age.

1276
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 2: No, that's the thing.

1277
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 5: That's the That's what I'm realizing is I'm I've grown

1278
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 5: old and my brain isn't catching up to the fact

1279
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 5: that everyone there was the oldest person there was thirty

1280
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 5: and I'm oh sure sure everyone was smoking weed and drinking,

1281
01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 5: and I had so much fun and.

1282
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 2: I just, oh, you felt in your elements.

1283
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 5: Enjoyed myself and I laughed at a reasonable time, but

1284
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 5: I enjoyed the human interaction.

1285
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 2: And I'm a bit of a party boy.

1286
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 7: You're just born to party. Nobody doing that till you die.

1287
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: Everyone knows that about you.

1288
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 7: That's the only thing that anyone knows about Chris.

1289
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:27,800
Speaker 1: He's a party bo.

1290
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 2: The party I know.

1291
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 7: And I'm like, in the last four weeks, I can

1292
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 7: visualize myself being at a party and leaving it early

1293
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 7: enough to be like, oh, I regret leaving the party.

1294
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 2: I was.

1295
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 7: I was actually enjoying myself and just the thing in

1296
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 7: my brain. That's like, I hate being here, overrided the

1297
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 7: fact that I was actually enjoying myself and forced me

1298
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 7: to go home and sit in front of the TV.

1299
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 2: I ignored the initial when I first went there.

1300
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 5: I'm like feeling nervous about interaction with a bunch of strangers.

1301
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 5: I really didn't know anyone there except my pal Jam

1302
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 5: that I went with. And then I ignored it, and

1303
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,720
Speaker 5: then it paid off and I felt good about it,

1304
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 5: and I almost left a couple times, and I made

1305
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 5: myself stay, and I.

1306
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,919
Speaker 2: Oh, good for you. Yeah, I had a great time.

1307
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 7: I need to like wear a little reminder bracelet when

1308
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 7: I go to a house party that if I'm enjoying myself,

1309
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 7: that's okay, and I can continue enjoying myself rather than

1310
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 7: just driving home.

1311
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 1: Yes, well, but I think it's hard the older you get.

1312
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 6: Like when I used to go to house parties in

1313
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 6: my twenties, I would show up already dron We would

1314
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 6: come from bars and go to parties, or you come

1315
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 6: from a different party.

1316
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 2: It was I did.

1317
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:46,479
Speaker 6: Last one of many parties, so the like getting into

1318
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:50,080
Speaker 6: the pool was much easier. Whereas as an adult, when

1319
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 6: I go to parties, I'm by myself. I'm sober, yes,

1320
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 6: and it honestly feels like yet another audition for a

1321
01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 6: part I don't want.

1322
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 7: Being so is at a house party is absolutely excruciating.

1323
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 7: It unless something really magical happens and you run into

1324
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 7: like ten people. You know, yes, yes, you're going to

1325
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 7: feel horrible.

1326
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 5: I was proud of myself for just meeting new people

1327
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 5: and enjoying the experience. By your right, I'm embarrassed that

1328
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,959
Speaker 5: I didn't realize the reason I've been to a house

1329
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 5: party is because I'm forty four and it's for twenty

1330
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 5: year old And I keep thinking about that now and

1331
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 5: I'm like, why do I I.

1332
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 7: Wondering why you weren't going to any graduation parties?

1333
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 2: Last time you guys swung at a pinata.

1334
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 6: But that makes me think of we have a friend

1335
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 6: who has a roof party every year famously, and lots

1336
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 6: of stars go to it.

1337
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 1: It's like a combination of stars.

1338
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 2: Idnomic you're talking about and you.

1339
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Speaker 6: I went one year by myself and I was like,

1340
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 6: why are you doing this whatever? And you were there

1341
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 6: with Tig and the three of us did a bit

1342
01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 6: for probably half an hour where we pretended different casual

1343
01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 6: ways to jump off the roof mid conversation, Do.

1344
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 1: You remember that?

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01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:03,959
Speaker 2: Yes?

1346
01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 6: And it was it was the moment where I went,

1347
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 6: I'm so glad I came to this part because I was.

1348
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 6: I wanted to leave really bad, and instead I let

1349
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 6: it simmer and then you and Iron Tig did the

1350
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 6: best bit of all time.

1351
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 5: Every time I go to a party there I look

1352
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:22,400
Speaker 5: over that ad it's hoped there is a like mid

1353
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:26,919
Speaker 5: thigh high guard rail and that's it. And that's the

1354
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 5: top of a thirteenth story building, an unlucky number of stories,

1355
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 5: and it's so scary.

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01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 2: I look over it and just to get the shivers.

1357
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 2: So it's funny.

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01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 7: At some point you need to commit to the bit,

1359
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 7: and that party felt like we might. You'll be the

1360
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 7: star of that party for the rest of the time

1361
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 7: the party exists.

1362
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 2: How committed am I to being a comedian?

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01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's time to die if you really are, If

1364
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 6: you're really committed, you must die.

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01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 7: This reminds me of the man whose wife fell off

1366
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 7: the cliff. Did you guys see this yesterday?

1367
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 2: Yes? No, truly insane. Look at we have somebody running.

1368
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, got your bad belly, boy, bad belly boy added.

1369
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 6: He was up to own.

1370
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 2: What this is? Uh, what happened?

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01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 7: Oh the cliff wife. Well, my boyfriend he had seen

1372
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:25,960
Speaker 7: it first. He's like, have you seen this video? This

1373
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 7: is talking to me about how it's this inspirational and

1374
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 7: bless Jim's heart. He's very sweet and very emotional. He's like,

1375
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:38,440
Speaker 7: this guy is telling everyone that to live their life

1376
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:41,479
Speaker 7: as fully as possible. Because he had seen his wife

1377
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 7: fall off a cliff, I was like, I have to

1378
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:45,919
Speaker 7: see this video. This woman is dead. She's falling off

1379
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,280
Speaker 7: the biggest cliff in the world. You've watched the video,

1380
01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:52,479
Speaker 7: and she rolls down a hill. Yes, truly, the least

1381
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,919
Speaker 7: scary thing that could happen to him person. She rolls

1382
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 7: off a hill onto a beach.

1383
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 2: And and and she's okay at the end.

1384
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, she's like scraped up a little bit, but

1385
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 7: she probably fell what ten feet?

1386
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it was a hill and those are

1387
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 6: scary just in and of themselves.

1388
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:13,360
Speaker 5: Sure was being serious. It wasn't a comedy cliff video.

1389
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:14,840
Speaker 2: No, as far as I could tell him.

1390
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,920
Speaker 7: Of course, as I do with everything on the internet,

1391
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 7: I didn't look at all into the actual thing. I

1392
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 7: just did a passing glance and made my assumptions and

1393
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 7: moved telling, Yeah, but it looked like she just fell

1394
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 7: off a small hill and was fine.

1395
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 6: But it was kind of wasn't the joke about how

1396
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 6: he was like, I was so upset and this was

1397
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 6: so difficult for me, And she's the one that fucking

1398
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 6: took the header off.

1399
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 7: The Yeah, of course he makes it his situation and

1400
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:47,080
Speaker 7: when it was clearly her, I mean, despite the fact

1401
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,200
Speaker 7: that it was basically nothing, she definitely was the one

1402
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 7: that got hurt. Yeah, but the hero husband was trying

1403
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 7: to use it as like this inspirational meme or some yeah,

1404
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 7: no one should be on the internet.

1405
01:06:58,680 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 1: We got to shut that shit down.

1406
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:06,640
Speaker 2: We got to go back to our encyclopedia because you know, no,

1407
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 2: it was funk and wagonal.

1408
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 7: Anyway, I saw something about listing the cast members of

1409
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 7: SNL as Pokemon, and I thought I was truly ready

1410
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,120
Speaker 7: to drive to whatever where I need, wherever I needed

1411
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,920
Speaker 7: to in the Bay Area to just pull the plug.

1412
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:26,720
Speaker 5: I've I've had it with Pokemon. Last night, I went

1413
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 5: to something called Night of Destruction at Irwin Dale Speedway,

1414
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 5: which has something called trailer racing, which ever since I

1415
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:40,000
Speaker 5: heard of it, someone that lives in my new neighborhood

1416
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 5: is a mechanic and he needs like a tow truck driver,

1417
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:45,920
Speaker 5: and I like him.

1418
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 2: We've talked at a bar and he.

1419
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 5: Drives in one of the events there and they there

1420
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 5: was a there was a Pikachu car in this way,

1421
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,360
Speaker 5: and it's called trailer racing. They're all they're all towing

1422
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 5: boats or trailers. They put bats like this one in

1423
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 5: the middle of the road, and and and campers that

1424
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 5: have beds and clothes and they just smash into them.

1425
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 5: Is incredible, the funnest thing I've ever watched. It's on

1426
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:18,240
Speaker 5: my Instagram. I took videos of it. I'm laughing in

1427
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 5: the background. Nothing has made me laugh harder.

1428
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 6: I mean again, I have to we have to do.

1429
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:27,120
Speaker 5: It was so fun. They also played car soccer. There's

1430
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 5: a giant soccer ball made of a propane tank that

1431
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 5: weighs four hundred pounds, and these cars that were actually

1432
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:37,040
Speaker 5: pretty good at stealing the ball from each other and

1433
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 5: slamming it into a goal made of highway dividers.

1434
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 2: It was so loud, and the.

1435
01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:47,760
Speaker 5: Officials were sheriff cars and they're driving around calling fouls

1436
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 5: and points. I don't follow soccer, but it's not car

1437
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:54,240
Speaker 5: Soccer's pretty much the same rules.

1438
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 2: It was so you guys, Oh, Night of Destruction and.

1439
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 5: Windale Speedway was the And I had no idea it

1440
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:02,800
Speaker 5: would make me laugh so much.

1441
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 2: The carnage.

1442
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,800
Speaker 5: The sound of hearing a car smash into another car

1443
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,920
Speaker 5: is jarring and usually a scary thing, but when it's

1444
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:14,360
Speaker 5: happening repeatedly and you're seeing it from above, it makes

1445
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:14,840
Speaker 5: you laugh.

1446
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 7: It's just body doesn't know how to react to this sort.

1447
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:23,080
Speaker 2: Of yea, exactly. Yeah, it's like it's like getting the

1448
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 2: nervous giggles. I don't understand how that doesn't end into

1449
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 2: fatality every single time.

1450
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:28,799
Speaker 1: Well that's the hope.

1451
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:33,519
Speaker 7: Yeah, you've really gotten your money's work.

1452
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1453
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:36,719
Speaker 5: The trailer racing cars would just stop because their engines

1454
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,840
Speaker 5: would blow up. These are these are These are salvaged

1455
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 5: vehicles that are being brought to a level of performance

1456
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:47,960
Speaker 5: that they've never experienced on probably no oil or bet

1457
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 5: and they so they'll just stop and then cars are

1458
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 5: supposed to not hit their acquaintance on the road. It's

1459
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,320
Speaker 5: just it was really intense and I couldn't stop laughing.

1460
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:01,320
Speaker 2: And there's a dog, sweet dog.

1461
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,800
Speaker 1: I think that's about time. That's been an hour.

1462
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:06,000
Speaker 2: We've been driving for an hour.

1463
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?

1464
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:07,559
Speaker 6: Ridgard?

1465
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,080
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you want to plug?

1466
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 2: I don't have it. I mean, what do I have

1467
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,120
Speaker 2: to plug? At this point?

1468
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,800
Speaker 7: I feel I mean, I'm always happy to plug other

1469
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:19,000
Speaker 7: things I want to plug. There's this compilation album I've

1470
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 7: been listening to called said about the Times, Oh seventies music.

1471
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:26,639
Speaker 7: It feels like it's an alternate dimension of seventies hits. Yes,

1472
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:29,519
Speaker 7: so beautiful. I want to recommend that the rest of

1473
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:32,680
Speaker 7: who cares about me or what I'm doing. Everyone's on

1474
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:33,920
Speaker 7: the internet at this point.

1475
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 5: Yes, if you want to go Google readers work, going

1476
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:39,120
Speaker 5: to IMDV.

1477
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:40,840
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to talk about it right now.

1478
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:43,480
Speaker 1: There's some He's made some great sketches, great videos.

1479
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:44,960
Speaker 2: Do you know what I want to recommend?

1480
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,439
Speaker 7: But I'm going to promote that is not currently on

1481
01:10:47,479 --> 01:10:49,920
Speaker 7: the internet, but in the future. Yes, my friend Langan

1482
01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:53,200
Speaker 7: and I have made a short film called A Night

1483
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 7: at the Horse Symphony.

1484
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,240
Speaker 2: It has taken a thousand years to make.

1485
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:59,280
Speaker 7: When it's done, I want people to watch this video.

1486
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:03,200
Speaker 2: Yes, did you say horror or horse? A Night at

1487
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:05,559
Speaker 2: the Horse Symphony?

1488
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:07,360
Speaker 1: I can't wait.

1489
01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:11,479
Speaker 7: It's so I can't believe it's nearly done, has taken

1490
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:14,759
Speaker 7: so long. So when it does come out, I please

1491
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:18,080
Speaker 7: people watch it. It's going to be such an alienating film.

1492
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:23,280
Speaker 7: We made it entirely for ourselves, so people will probably

1493
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 7: hate it. Okay, I'm going to do some self promotion here,

1494
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 7: but I also want to say sad about the times.

1495
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:28,479
Speaker 2: Get that.

1496
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 7: It's made by this guy named Mikey Young. He's an Australian.

1497
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:34,200
Speaker 7: He's in a bunch of wonderful bands and he has

1498
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 7: excellent taste.

1499
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I have to listen to that. Oh you'll

1500
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:39,840
Speaker 2: love it. That sounds like it's in my alley too.

1501
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,400
Speaker 7: And what about that title for a complimlation album?

1502
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:44,839
Speaker 2: It's beautiful, so accurate.

1503
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:48,360
Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for being arguing. Today was

1504
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,760
Speaker 1: a goddamn.

1505
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:52,479
Speaker 2: Delight, Always a delight. Always good to see you caring.

1506
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 1: Good to see you too, Chris, you've.

1507
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 2: Been listening to Do you need a ride in?

1508
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 1: They?

1509
01:11:58,040 --> 01:11:58,160
Speaker 2: Are?

1510
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,840
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

1511
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:10,240
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

1512
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:13,800
Speaker 3: much baggage you claim. You give us time and date,

1513
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:17,439
Speaker 3: termino and gay, we.

1514
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:22,560
Speaker 4: Want to send you off InStyle. We wanna welcome you

1515
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:26,760
Speaker 4: back home. Tell us all about it.

1516
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:27,760
Speaker 1: We scared her?

1517
01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 6: Was it fine, Malborn?

1518
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:48,599
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1519
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:50,599
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1520
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,479
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1521
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:59,680
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1522
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:02,760
Speaker 1: Do you mean.

1523
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:17,479
Speaker 2: With Karen and Cress m h