WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: A REAL Surprise! 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabbooms. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.240 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.520 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to a clearinghouse 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.240 of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:29.400 Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:34.880 In the air everywhere, and you have stumbled onto the 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:38.520 Saturday edition of The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Mallor 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:42.360 and my guy Danny g who is still floating on 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:46.960 cloud nine, even though it's November two now and we're 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:49.640 past Halloween, we're past the World Series, but no, we're 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:51.800 not past the World seriesday. And I know you were 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:54.240 not on yesterday, so you didn't have a chance to 0:00:54.480 --> 0:01:01.400 regale the listener with the joys of victory, the wonderful 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:03.200 experience of the Dodgers winning the World Series. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.720 The other day, Danny, we text a little bit. 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:08.280 I was actually driving while you were texting me, so 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:11.520 I couldn't really get fully immersed into the text chain. 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:13.840 But what a wonderful week it was. 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:17.800 I don't know about you, but I almost emptied my 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.320 entire box of illegal fireworks. 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:28.160 I know you saw a free show, right. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:31.960 Oh, it was just saying. I talked about it yesterday. 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:36.480 It reminded me of the COVID Fourth of July, Like 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:42.759 it is wild that everyone has that amount of projectiles 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:47.319 explosives ready to go at any moment. It's rather scary 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:49.880 when you think about it. I mean everywhere I look. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:51.960 I was driving. I took off right after the game 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:53.440 ended because I had to get into the studio, and 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:55.720 I knew it was gonna be crazy with the the 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:59.120 hoodlums running around La celebrated, not even celebrated. These are 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:00.760 not even Dodger fans, most of them. I think they 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:02.520 were just trying to cause trouble. But I knew there 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:03.920 was gonna be a lot problem. So I got in 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:05.280 the cars. I I got to get out of here, 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:07.920 got to get to the studio. So I took off 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:12.799 and panoramic to paint the picture for like our blind guys, 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:17.640 everywhere from right to left was it was like the 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:18.360 Fourth of July. 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:20.359 It was it was bananas. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:23.680 So you've been traveling so you were unable to attend 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:25.519 the parade, right, I did not go to the parade 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:26.720 because I had to sleep. 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.200 You know, that's my thing there. 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:31.720 I don't do parades because they're during the day and 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.320 I work at night. Now, if they ever had a 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.720 parade about three four in the morning, I think I'd 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:37.120 be good. 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:38.000 But they don't do those. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:40.600 They always do them during the day for those daytime 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:44.200 people could skip work whenever they want. 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:47.200 I'm still in Seattle right now. We were here for 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:52.600 the Graduate Hotels live broadcast yesterday, the day before today's 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:54.480 big Washington USC game. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:55.919 Is it a big game? Really? 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:56.799 Well? 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.120 No, now you allowed. I don't know if you're going 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:02.200 to the game. I saw this week that the USC 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.960 football program has banned the media from practice because obviously 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.079 the reason they blow this year is because of the media. 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:09.960 That's why you. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:13.400 Got to have a fall guy, And I see, my god, 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:19.000 what they thought they had there forever coach. Now, Seattle. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:21.720 I love Seattle by you've been there before, right, I 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:22.360 assume you've been there. 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:25.120 Oh yeah, it's been about a decade or so for 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:25.760 me though. 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:30.720 Yeah, Seattle's beautiful visually, the skyline. It reminds me of 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:35.320 a Northeastern city a little bit because of you know, 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.000 it's right on the water, and you had all this 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:41.800 downtown's right there, beautifully visually, just stunning Seattle with the 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:44.640 Mountain Range in the background. Yes, but there are a 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:50.840 lot of wackadoodles that are downtown Seattle, and we. 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.240 Had some normal There were some normal people too that 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:56.920 showed up for the remote yesterday afternoon. So I would 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:59.640 say half wacka doodles and half normal nice people. 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.520 Oh yeah, but I think it's the same thing. 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:04.320 Like I got offered a RADO job in Portland, Oregon, 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:07.200 which I know is not Seattle. I realized it's not Seattle, 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:09.400 and I remember talking to the program director at the 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:11.520 radio station in Portland. He was explaining to me these 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:14.640 listen says, you know, you probably heard about Portland, he said, 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:18.719 they know it's true, this downtown part of Portland. There's 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.080 a lot of people here that are you know, on 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.719 the fringes, you know, on the spectrum. But outside it's 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:26.279 normal people. These are normal, I mean outside the city. 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:28.600 These are you know, these are just regular people trying 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:31.000 to make it through life and all that, and they're 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:34.000 they're not on the edges. But I think it's similar 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:35.680 in Seattle. And I've had a great time We had 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:36.440 a great meet and greet. 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.640 I mean it was awesome. Jay Scoop put that together. 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.960 I got to meet Robbie the Mariner, Finn and some 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.880 of the other guys in the Pacific Northwest who came 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:47.680 in for that back in twenty nineteen, just before the 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:49.680 pandemic at the end of twenty nineteen. 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:50.280 I loved it. 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.760 We watched we had the Malorman march through the streets 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:57.960 of Seattle down to the Seahawks stadium there and that 0:04:58.080 --> 0:04:59.640 was that was the next level. 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:00.839 We were harassing. 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:05.520 Well, we had the bullhorn and Ed from Spokane and 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.359 Christina from Spokane, who don't call it show anymore. They 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.039 worked during the day, but they had the megaphone and 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:15.560 they were promoting my show and marching and the homeless 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.800 people were trying to sleep during the day and they 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.320 were yelling back knock at all. It was really it's 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:25.000 like a nineteen eighties comedy. It was really funny. But no, 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:27.240 I love You're very lucky you go on these little 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:30.159 road trips Seattle's see, it was pretty pretty cool, man. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:32.320 Some good good restaurants and whatnot there. 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:37.200 And yeah, and some good college football fans here who 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:42.400 showed up yesterday. Obviously, the Huskies have a long tradition, 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.799 and so it was fun to hang out with college 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:48.320 fans yesterday and today after the podcast. So that's what 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.120 you and I are going to be doing, sitting on 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.000 our butts and watching some college football. 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.800 Yeah, we don't have to worry about Game seven of 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:57.960 the World Series, which if things had gone the other 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:01.320 way back this week, we might have had to worry 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:03.800 about that. But we don't just focus in on on 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:05.120 college football. 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:06.400 It's yeah. 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:09.159 So and when you think Big ten, you think Seattle 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:10.760 and La Big ten. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:12.320 That's big Hey. 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:15.599 To bring it full circle to Ben, I'm so happy 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:18.880 there was not a Game six last night because I 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.719 would have had to watch that with Covino, who's a 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:25.320 diehard Yankees fan, and the listeners who I just met. 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.240 Can you imagine that instead of being with my family 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.320 and celebrating with friends in LA, I would have had 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:34.920 to be in Seattle with my show and strangers, well 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:39.279 almost strangers, with that game on as I bit my fingernails. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.280 Yeah, that would not have been an ideal situation. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.200 But this has gotta be the greatest playoff run, at 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.120 least to get back to people you work with, because 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.360 you had Mets fan and you had a Yankee fan, 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.680 and you slayd both of them in the playoffs. 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:54.000 So that's that's perfect. 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:57.080 Yeah, they're nice fans for being East Coast guys. The 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.680 guy really want to like like. 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:00.320 Get the. 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:04.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, give it to give the East Coast 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:08.400 business back to him. One Jason Smith, who works out 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:12.640 of our network. Well Jackson, yeah, oh, Ben, that dude 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:16.520 is the most annoying New York Mets fan on the planet. 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:20.720 When the Mets forced that series back to La I 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:24.160 unfortunately bumped into him as he was dancing and spinning, 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:27.240 playing that stupid New York Groove song really loud on 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:29.840 his cell phone above his head, and he was doing 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.960 like this nineteen eighties danced in the hallway, and he 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.400 was telling all the Dodgers fans here that work here 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:38.360 to suck it, and he was he was floating, Ben, 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:41.360 he was floating. He swore up and down the Mets 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:43.640 were coming back to beat the Dodgers. 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:47.480 Yeah, well they were coming back to lose to the 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.720 dub Ja. I've known Jason for I've known him since 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:54.000 the early days of Beast before Fox Sports Radio, and 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:57.680 he has not seen any of his teams have success, 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:01.560 not one of them ever since I've known him for 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:02.400 over twenty years. 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:03.480 The Mets haven't won. 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.640 The Jets did get to the AFC Title Game a 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:08.720 couple of times, but that you know, they didn't get to. 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:09.320 The Super Bowl. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:12.760 And the Knicks they got to the finals but they 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:16.360 didn't win. So those are his three favorite teams never won. 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:20.720 But you're right, he is so over the top, so dramatic. 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:21.640 Jason. 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:26.240 Your your typical New York sports fan right out of 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:29.120 Central Casting for a Met and a Jets fan. He 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:33.800 is absolutely right there. So on this this is our 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:35.640 Saturday plot. A couple of things I wanted to get 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:39.680 to now. We just had Halloween on Thursday. I think 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.160 we all know that probably a lot of candy. I 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.120 don't know if you like me, Nanny, but what we 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:49.600 did is we went to the Costco and my wife said, well, 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:51.319 I like chalcolate. 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.040 She likes more of the gummy candies. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:54.760 So she's like, well, let's get a bag of the 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:57.440 chocolate and a bag of the gummies, and then we 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:01.960 end up getting like fifteen your treats. So we end 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:06.920 up having about twelve pounds of candy left over at 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:07.280 the end. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:08.800 Of the Halloween experience. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:12.920 We bought way too much candy and inevitably either you 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:15.480 take that to work or you eat it and then 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:19.120 you gain about thirty pounds. So that's that's usually hother wors. 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:24.000 But this past weekend we had the Malor. Now this 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:27.760 was not the official Malar Halloween party because it was 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.320 not at the Malor mansion. But there was a Halloween 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:34.840 party my wife co hosted with some of her co workers, 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:38.960 and so I spent last weekend. And this actually is 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:43.760 a during game Game two of the of the World series. 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:47.440 I watched it at. 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:52.320 A Halloween party, and I had the full Kirkland brand 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:56.080 outfit on as I went as Costco guy, not the 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.520 Costco the annoying Costco guys on the internet. I I 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:02.120 dressed as an actual Costco employee. I had the robe, 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:05.120 I had the hat, I had the I had the samples. 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:08.760 I had a little tray with samples. And but it 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:11.199 was it was awfu we Lorraina actually showed up, which 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:12.240 is great to see her. 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:14.079 She was there hanging out with us. 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:17.720 Uh, and you know it was. It wasn't a great 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:21.000 turnout because of the Dodgers. A lot of people stayed 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.920 home to watch the Dodger game, and and then they 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:25.880 didn't end up coming out. We had some people show 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.480 up late after the game. But we had a great time. 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.720 We had They had a bartender and all kinds of food. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:34.400 There was a taco bar there. It was pretty pretty nice. 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:39.360 Uh Halloween party and a lot of mass consumption and alcohol. 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:43.520 I did play some uh some beer pong, played. 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:45.480 A little bit of that, so uh yeah, a little 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.439 bit of that, a little bit of this, and had 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:48.480 had a grand time. 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:51.200 And you know, it's fine. Halloween. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.640 Wife used to dress up for Halloween, you know, so 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:55.800 why not? What the hell knock it out? 0:10:56.600 --> 0:11:00.439 I know that Dodger game prevented a full full oft times. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.080 This is the first time. The other night was the 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:07.760 first time ever that our teenage daughter was interested at 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:12.520 all in baseball. She's not a sports person, and that's fine. 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:16.040 Everybody else in the house is not. Every single person 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:19.439 in your family needs to be a psycho about sports. Yeah, 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:23.240 I wish she liked sports more. Seeing Sephora kids all 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:26.720 over TikTok, I wish she loved sports as much as 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:28.840 she loved Sephora, but that's not in the cards. 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:31.240 Now, did she get into sports, because she did she 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:33.400 have like a two team parlay or something like that. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:36.199 You're not far. 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:39.920 She had a lot on the line because her progress 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:43.880 report came out from middle school and she had two, 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.280 not one, but two d's. 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:47.320 Uh oh. 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:50.400 We threatened her before the school year started because she 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:51.600 is in eighth grade. 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:51.960 Now. 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:55.640 You can't screw around anymore. There's no more room left 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:58.760 for you to wiggle. You're about to be in high school. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:02.960 If you continue to suck at your classes, you're in 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.880 for a world of hurt in life. And as much 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:07.680 as we've tried to explain all this to her, it 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:09.960 goes in one air and out the other because she 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:13.800 has the attention span of a flea, which is one 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:17.680 of her problems in class. And not surprisingly, ben the 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.440 classes she's having the most trouble in are the ones 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:24.680 where she has friends in the same class. We've gotten 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:27.320 these emails from a couple of her teachers. She is 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:30.160 super distracted blabbing with her friends. 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:34.319 Well, she's a social butterfly that can work in life too. Right, 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:36.200 If you can make it through school, you can. 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:39.559 You know, people that are very social go very far 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:41.720 in life, right, Because it's who you know, not what 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:42.679 you know that kind of thing. 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.120 Yeah, some of those people are also homeless. 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.800 Well that is true, they're also crackhead. But that's fine. 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:51.760 Yeah, it could go either way. Now, her mom told her, look, 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.320 you're on restriction. When you get home from school, I'm 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:59.280 taking your phone. You're not watching TV. Maybe I'll give 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:03.240 you fifteen minutes to a half hour after your homework's done. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.079 After I review your homework, you better show me something 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:07.320 in the next couple of weeks. 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:09.640 Because Halloween was on the way. 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:13.600 She's been talking about going out with her girlfriends from 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:17.000 school to trick or treat. She's been talking about this 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:20.400 for about a month. And when those bad grades came 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:23.840 in or the bad progress report came in, my wife, 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.160 he said, I don't think you're going anywhere. She's been 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:29.720 pouting around the house. She's been doing a better job 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:33.320 with her homework. But she's been pouty, and she brought 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:35.800 home a couple of good grades on tests the past 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:38.680 couple of weeks. So her mom said, tell you what, 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.440 I'll make a deal with you. If the Dodgers win 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:45.040 on Wednesday night, you can go trick or treating the 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:49.199 next night on Thursday. Woo for the first time ever been. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.199 She was in the living room with all of us 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.920 glued to every pitch of that World Series game. 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:56.360 No, when they were down five to nothing, did she 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:59.160 understand that the odds were against the Dodgers winning at 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:02.480 that point? Did she ree the math was not in 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.160 her favor? When the Yankees were up five to nothing 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:08.080 and it appeared they were gonna win the game fifteen 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.800 to nothing at that moment, did you tell your daughter? 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:14.480 Did you say, hey, listen, you're screwed. You're not going 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.600 You're not going out for Halloween. The Dodgers have no chance, 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.840 and they're dead. They're dead in the waters. It's terrible. 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:24.760 Flairty got lit up the hole because they were in 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:28.320 the toilet. They were a clogged toilet. The Dodgers at 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.240 that point in the middle and right before the top 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:32.960 of the fifth, they were getting smoked. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:37.600 That's the beauty of being a sports ring. Oh man, 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:41.360 that's a third ram, a man being special. I'll say 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:43.680 it this way, being special when it comes to sports. 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:47.200 Her response was, what they can score five? 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:48.280 Easy? 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:51.160 Yeah, just you hit a touchdown, you'll be up by one, 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:52.760 maybe two with the extra point. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.680 Maybe you'll go for two and then you'll you'll let 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:56.680 up by three. 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:00.880 But yeah, tie the game. After the yank, he's melt down. 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:04.160 We get our shit together finally, and then with those 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:08.040 couple of sacrifice runs, we go up in the game, 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:11.360 trying in comes through and then of course who do 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.520 we see Walker Buehler step out. 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:14.880 It was a beautiful ending. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:19.920 Obviously, we're celebrating in the living room, me, my Wifie, 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:20.880 our oldest. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:22.160 We're jumping around. 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.880 She's on the couch and she's just smiling, saying, yes, 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:31.160 I'm going, Yes, I get to go. So everybody was 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.200 a winner. But I feel like that's gonna be a 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:36.560 core memory somedays. She'll probably tell her kids, oh, yeah, 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:39.640 the Dodgers won the World Series back in twenty twenty four, 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.240 and that night I had everything riding on the line, 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:45.920 going out with my friends, trick or treating or not. 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:49.360 Yeah, and only that she'll likely when she's an adult, 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:53.400 end up like betting her kids something involving a Dodger 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:56.600 game or some sporting event. You know'll that'll become a thing. 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:58.640 You know, it's because you planted the seed. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:01.080 But that's great. 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:01.280 Now. 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:04.240 Would she have a special costume or she just go 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.240 out running a mark trying to cause trouble. 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:09.680 Yeah, this is where this is where they get into 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:13.120 the weeds. Her and her friends, Oh yeah, she normally 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:16.840 I've known her for four years now, and she normally 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:20.200 goes as something scary. Mom, do my makeup? I want 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:23.600 to be a scary witch. Now, her and her friends, 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:28.480 they're all about dressing cute. She said, mom, we're all 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:32.840 going to dress cute this year. Oh, and her mom 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:37.440 looked at her and said, you mean slutty. These girls 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:40.160 are fourteen and fifteen years old and they already want 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:42.040 to dress like Halloween's. 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:45.080 Oh boy, watch out, Danny, watch it. 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:47.760 I know her mom made her put another layer of 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:49.760 clothes on on Thursday night. 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.800 She was like, no, you need to go put some 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:53.440 more clothes on. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:54.520 Now. 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:57.320 Did you follow I'm assuming she went out with her 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:59.320 friends and you weren't with her, or your wife wasn't 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:01.440 with her, so she'd have taken that off, you know, 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:02.560 and she got out. 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:03.720 She may have. 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:06.520 There was one chaperone, one of the other girl's mom's 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:08.800 was chaperoning the group. 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:13.639 Okay, all right, well buckle up, buccaloo, you're in for 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:14.880 a wild rune man. 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:18.680 Yeah, no kidding, Yes, yes, Dodgers. Yes, now I could 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:19.480 go dress like a. 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:26.040 Little I love it. I love it. 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:28.880 Well, this is starting earlier and earlier with girls. Man, 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:32.120 we used to laugh at club nights because obviously all 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:34.679 the jokes you've heard this for years now that the 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:37.040 girls it's just an excuse for them to wear no 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:38.040 clothes basically. 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:41.520 Yeah, we've talked about that in past Halloween shows that 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:44.160 we've done, you know, Halloween week shows, and it's true. 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:47.080 It's like when we were kids, and maybe it was 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:49.199 like that. I just don't remember it like that. I 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:52.720 feel like that happened when we became like teenagers or 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:53.159 something like that. 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:55.640 Maybe a little even older than that, like Halloween. 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:58.280 Yeah, I want to say, like maybe mid late nineties 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:01.800 it started where to over as a whole phenomenon. 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:04.359 Yeah, yeah, I mean at one point it was just 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:07.959 like a wholesome type weird thing, and then maybe it 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:08.719 was never wholesome. 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:08.919 You know. 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:12.160 It's weird what you remember and what actually happened, you know. Yeah, 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:14.720 the eyes of a child who knows. 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:17.159 I did want to mention this being the Saturday podcast, 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:21.399 the Talk of the Town, this was unreal Danny the 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:25.200 other night, just doing the regular show, you know, yapp 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:27.920 and away, And occasionally I'll look up at my board 0:18:27.960 --> 0:18:30.560 see who's on on hold? Who wants to come on 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.520 the air there? And I see a name on my board. 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:35.840 I said, wow, I remember that name. That's a name 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:37.680 from the past. I was like, well that I haven't 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:40.159 heard for that person a long time. That must be 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:43.760 like a fake phony funk. So I told Coop, I say, 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:46.360 is that is that the real real person? He said, yeah, 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:49.600 that's the real guy. That's no joke. So I put 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:51.480 him on the air, and for the first time in 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:56.399 almost four years, the caller from New York known as 0:18:56.520 --> 0:19:00.440 real Talk hauled into the show. Now Real Talk point 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:03.040 was at the very top of the payroll on the 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:05.800 characters on the show. He was a primary character on 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:10.520 the show. And then we had a falling out right 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:15.560 after my father unfortunately passed away, and Real Talk called 0:19:15.600 --> 0:19:16.800 up and I banned him from. 0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:20.359 The show for six months. I said, you can't you know, 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:20.919 I can't call the. 0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:24.359 Show for six months. So he has not called the 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:28.880 show in. That was in January of twenty twenty one. 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:32.600 Here we are in announced November he called in. I 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:35.320