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Speaker 1: We are the one to three sore losers. What up, everybody?

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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: people waiting, so now and get up. Gets up, He

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00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: grabs the seat and he's like really pulling himself up.

422
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: He's like struggling, And so I turned to look, and

423
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:47,199
Speaker 1: what do I see? Not plumbers crack. I saw a

424
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: full on bare ass six ft or six inches away

425
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 1: from my face. This dude's pants we're at the bottom

426
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 1: of his butt cheeks and they're just it's just out there,

427
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: just right there, and I repoiled him. Horror. I'm just like,

428
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, this can't get any worse. What he's

429
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 1: not telling you is this whole time his co workers

430
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: are on the plane and he's texting, texting him like

431
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: the situation and there and the one girl that I

432
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: ran on the plane with his right in front of

433
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: me and her chair is rocking because she's laughing so

434
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: damn hard. So did he know his pants were down?

435
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 1: He had to of you didn't say, hey, man, what

436
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: am I gonna say? Just have a pitt? No? No,

437
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: I was just did you have a pen? Solely focused

438
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: on getting the hell out of there? And then at

439
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: this point, I mean, I'm sure. So then he's really

440
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 1: struggling to get up, and then he's kind of like rocking,

441
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 1: like falls back a little bit. So this barass is

442
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: like rubbing all over the seats, the arm rest everything.

443
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: Little did he know he sat in Joe's seat first,

444
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: and then he had to get up, and I mean,

445
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: and that's it, that's it. And then finally I was

446
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: able to get away and get off, and that's it.

447
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: That was a good story. I don't know if it

448
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: was worth the twenty seven minutes it took to tell it. Hey, hey,

449
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: that's twenty seven men, what else you gonna do? I mean,

450
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: we used to have a guy that worked here that

451
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: we would get off the air. If you went in

452
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: the bathroom at ten ten am, you saw butt crack

453
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: every time at the urinal he would drop his pants

454
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 1: all the way down to his He would drop his

455
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 1: pants all the way to the ankles at the urinal.

456
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: Why what, I don't know. We didn't ask him. No,

457
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: that'd be the first question, what the hell? But I didn't.

458
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: I mean he was older, I was years old. I

459
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: just was like, what old? Did you know him? No?

460
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: I mean I knew him, but I didn't know him.

461
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: He knew him better than he wanted to. I mean

462
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 1: every seat the day he went into the bathroom after

463
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: the show there it is every time. I feel like

464
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: that would be more of a situation where you would

465
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: ask somebody like why, no, I'm not gonna tell something stranger, Hey, dude,

466
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: your butts hand? Yeah. I mean if you casually know,

467
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, what the hell do you do that for?

468
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: But if I don't know, Yeah, I mean I knew him.

469
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:22,399
Speaker 1: I mean we didn't have conversations. First day. Maybe that

470
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: was your first day. I don't say anything. There was

471
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: an opening and I didn't want to take it. Second day,

472
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 1: I don't say anything. But the third day I go

473
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 1: why do you drop your hands? Who does that? All

474
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: the white and ankles, that's that's wild, all the stuff.

475
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: Should we talk sports, let's do it. What's your topic? Oh,

476
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna say he's been holding on this topic

477
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: for two weeks. No, I have not. Anyways, Um, if

478
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: you were a week before, we talk about Yeah, if

479
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: you're the commissioner NFL, what rule changes would you make? Overtime?

480
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: What's the rule? I've told you that I have the

481
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: best overtime rule there is, you win the coin. There

482
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: is no punting in overtime. There's no punting. Punting, so

483
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: you win the coin, flip you decide if you want

484
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: to kick off or receive. But just no, there's no punting. Okay,

485
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: there you go. That's so if you don't go down,

486
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: if you go, if you don't get first, you're giving

487
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: the ball over at the twenty yard like. I have

488
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: a few because that is absolutely incredible because it makes

489
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: you absolutely decide, Oh my god, how is my office?

490
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: I mean, how much do I trust my offense? How

491
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,719
Speaker 1: much do I trust my defense? What? There's no punting?

492
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: That's it. I have a few, and that that's one

493
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: of them. But nailed it. I mean, there is no

494
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: better overtime. No one can bring me a better overtime

495
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: than that. Nobody Pitts didn't agree with you, Well, no

496
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: one don't agree with anything. One of my rules was

497
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: actually just eliminate punting for the higher NFL Like, no,

498
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: why why that's stupid? Why is it stupid? It makes

499
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: it very unfair to who uh teams that rely on

500
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: their defense to win. Yeah, actually, defense out of the game. Actually,

501
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: that makes defense that much more because already in field

502
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: goal range and the Chiefs, the teams were a good

503
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: defense are rewarded more often exactly if you wrong. The

504
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: teams with better offenses are rewarded more. Absolutely not if

505
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm if I'm a good defense and I hold your

506
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: team the four and now on their twenty, guess what,

507
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: I just game my offense in the red zone. Oh

508
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: my god. Okay, well, but I think he changed the

509
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: game too much. They're way too much. Okay. Plus, some

510
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 1: of my favorite players are punters. The penny is so

511
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: integral to the to the game. It's so excited down one.

512
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: How about if your defense is awesome or when the

513
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: nine Patriots run it back on the punt and win

514
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: the game. I mean, how about your defense being awesome

515
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: and you hold him to it would make the Broncos

516
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: actually relevant. What the hill overton? It would be out

517
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: of a job man, he snaps it. Oh he didn't

518
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: do punters, all right? Fine, so the offshoot too, that

519
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: is I mean, you're just trying to go fantasy bananas there,

520
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: like you're trying to make it like No, you're trying

521
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: to make it like the XFL. You're trying to make

522
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: it too ridiculous. Okay, how about this. You can have punts,

523
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: but there are no punters anymore. If you're gonna punt,

524
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: your quarterback has to be the one to part do

525
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:37,239
Speaker 1: you want to know bizarre? Back in the day, then

526
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: your defensive tackle there was a defensive tackle that kicked

527
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: field goals. You didn't have field goal kickers. They were players.

528
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go that far, but I'm saying if

529
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: you if you're doing punters, what's the different you're gonna punt,

530
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: then your quarterback has to be the one to punt it.

531
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 1: That would be awesome because then you can you don't

532
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: know if it's gonna be a punter, they're gonna go

533
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, I know that you don't want to

534
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: change the rule. There's no special specialists punchers. But if

535
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: it was a good idea, you would be doing it now.

536
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,479
Speaker 1: That makes no sense if it was a good idea.

537
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: So you're saying that no good ideas exist because they

538
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: would already be doing it now. No, no, there is

539
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: no I'm saying there's no rule against it. So if

540
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: it was a good idea, teams would be doing it now.

541
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: What he but what he is saying is it makes

542
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: the punning game more interesting because they're not gonna be

543
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: good punters. I mean no, but yes, a quarterback is

544
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: not gonna be a good punter. Why not it could be?

545
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: Why couldn't he be? They always do the short they

546
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: have to kick it longer. It would be more exciting.

547
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: Punts would be more exciting because you would have the

548
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: guy the quarterback and shotgun. Is he going to run

549
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: a play or is he gonna punt it? Now? They

550
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: would just never put any money back and it would

551
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: just be downed every time. No, you put someone back,

552
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: you wouldn't because just in case they run the offensive play,

553
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: then you're down to many. But so you would never play.

554
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: You would just never put a kick returner back there

555
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: and unless they're on like the five yard line, you know,

556
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: you know they're not gonna freaking go for it a

557
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: fourth and eighteens? What I like the no punts better?

558
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: Well that those are pretty stupid. Vote against it like

559
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: you too. I am no number one old man River.

560
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: I don't want anything to change. It's only good the

561
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: way it is now. That's not how everything. That's what

562
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: you do. I don't do that absolutely, name one college football?

563
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: What about it? Yes, we don't need anything new. It

564
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: is No. I don't want to charge the field. No, no,

565
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: I told you I changed on the charge of the

566
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: storm in the court and field the college football playoff.

567
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: We don't need to go over this every time. It's

568
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: not compet it as it is. So why do I

569
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: want to watch more uncompetitive games? It's just not watch them.

570
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: I mean I'd rather watch them. Can we do that

571
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: as a separate topic? Because I got rebuttals there? But

572
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: what about and it's still um I think, what are

573
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: your other dumb rules? Uh? No, no centers. I gotta

574
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: have a wide re superplay center. No, the FuMB some

575
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: thing is the stupidest rule in the NFL. You gotta

576
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: get rid of it. I I don't know, because then

577
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: who do you give it? He fumbles it the one

578
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 1: and it rolls to the end zone? Who gets it?

579
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 1: The offense? Why why not you fumbled it? If I

580
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: phone one at the one that goes out of the one,

581
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 1: who gets it? Okay? Well yeah, so the only difference

582
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 1: is that goes out of the end zone and not.

583
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 1: It makes no damn sense. Why should the defense get it? Well,

584
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: where do they get it if they fumble it out

585
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: at the one? The one? So if you fumble it

586
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: out that the end zone, is it a touchdown? One?

587
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: It's so dumb you get it where you fumbled it.

588
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: I just think it's a weird. I understand what I

589
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: think it reward. You should reward the defense if you

590
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: make them fun bullet at the one. If you're diving

591
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,720
Speaker 1: and you reach out and someone slaps, it's your fault

592
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: for being careless with the ball. But the defense didn't

593
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 1: do anything too, so then there's no there's no on

594
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: your legs, or you wouldn't be diving. There's no penalty

595
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: for being careless with the ball. It's like, oh, every time,

596
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna fling it towards the do they do

597
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: that every time, Like if they're going for a first down,

598
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: but they know that they're not gonna have to if

599
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: they lose the ball out of the end zone, they

600
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: know they don't get the ball. I'm just saying the

601
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: rule makes zero sense, Okay, I mean it makes no sense. Again,

602
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: like you are closed minded because we don't agree with you.

603
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: It makes no sense the most in the I'm not

604
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: saying it makes sense or doesn't make sense, but just

605
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: saying defense is greatly rewarded with an entire possession for

606
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: literally not recovering. We're knocking to shoot out of him

607
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: and making them fumble. What if they didn't out of him? Well,

608
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 1: how do you if I'm running and I am stumbling

609
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: and I reached forward and I just then gets out

610
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: of my hand. But so the defense just gets it

611
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: because Devens jumps on it. They didn't cause any but

612
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 1: they're rewarded. But they didn't jump on it. Well, they

613
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: didn't get a chance. But again, if I fumble at

614
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: the five and it goes right, if it goes right

615
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: instead of straight, I get the ball right there. To

616
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,720
Speaker 1: NFL has to we have to do a draft lottery

617
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: for the NFL. What like the NBA. Oh so they

618
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: don't tank. Yeah, there is no tanking in the NFL.

619
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: We need a draft lotter, there's no who want who

620
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: came Coult? Yeah, that's not taking. They magic tried harder

621
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 1: against the Cowboys. Did you see the Texans like last

622
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: two play calls? That's taking? No, no, no, If the

623
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 1: Texans were taking, they wouldn't have been in their last

624
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,879
Speaker 1: two games. They're actually fighting. Didn't here we I talked

625
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: to some one thing. There should be a lottery that

626
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: would be I wouldn't be against that. Oh my god,

627
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be against it. But it's still against it. No, no, no,

628
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: But it's like immediately he's like, nope, no, what did

629
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 1: I just say? Do you have your ears closed? Do

630
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Speaker 1: you have your closed? I said that, yeah, fine, So

631
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Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? So the teams with the

632
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Speaker 1: like the NBA does, like the three teams with the

633
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: worst three worst records have a chance. The teams the

634
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: next three have a That's fine, that's fine. I think.

635
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: Then I still think the NBA lottery's rigged. But do

636
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 1: you really I mean, I don't really think that, but

637
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird how the Spurs we're gonna move

638
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: out of San Antonio. They got the draft rights to

639
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: Dunk and the Knicks, we're gonna in trouble. They got you.

640
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: I mean, it just seems to fall like the Pelicans.

641
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 1: They trade away Anthony Davis, they're not gonna have anything,

642
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: and they get the number one pick and Zion Williams what. Yes,

643
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it's it's weird how it falls

644
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: that way. A lot of the time that that is

645
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:28,919
Speaker 1: in my mind. Um, but I don't mind the lottery system, fine,

646
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: because I don't think the NFL really tanks because the

647
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: players on the field are trying their ass off. Sure, yeah,

648
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: but if the coach doesn't put in the top running

649
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: back or calls a you know, there's ways to tank

650
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: without tank. There's too many jobs on the line, is

651
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: what I talked to someone with the Charlotte the Carolina Panthers.

652
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,919
Speaker 1: It's in there like up in the organization, and he's like, look,

653
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: there are too many jobs on the line. Nobody takes

654
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: It may look like it because they're not good, but

655
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: they don't tank. They try to. I mean, you would

656
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,479
Speaker 1: think the Carolina others were tanking when they traded away

657
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: Christian McCaffrey they got rid of. Don't do you think

658
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: Houston understands we're not gonna win? They may not like

659
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: openly tank, but they're not doing I guarantee they're not doing.

660
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: Caroline is not trying to win games. Everybody Houston is.

661
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: They went to overtime with the and the like there.

662
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: Their two Master series hadn't played in a month. Do

663
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: you think they're no Brandon Cooks wants to be traded

664
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:30,759
Speaker 1: there next year. I'm just exactly, But that's him. Okay.

665
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: Do you think he'd be playing if they were in

666
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: a playoffs slot? I mean that, well, that's what he was.

667
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: I think Stafford wouldn't be on I R if the

668
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: Rams had any but the Rams aren't. Why are the

669
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: Rams tank? Guess what they're driving? Well, I wouldn't say tanking,

670
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: but they've given up. Well, they know they're not, they're

671
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: they're they're Stafford's hurt, so why risk injury? They knew

672
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: they're not going anywhere, so why put him in harm's way.

673
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: I don't say I disagree with it. I'm just saying

674
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: we should have they're protecting there. There are only a

675
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: few assets that they have. Absolutely, it's smart yeah, like

676
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: the Texans. Brandon Cooks has been pissed since the trade deadline,

677
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: was like, look, don't take my niceness for granted, Like,

678
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: I don't you should have traded me because I am

679
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: a vent and I don't need to be senior going

680
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 1: through this rebuild again. So I don't think. And so

681
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 1: he finally said, you know what I'm done. I'm just

682
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: gonna say I'm hurt and this off, I would say,

683
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: it's not active tanking, it's more passive tanking. Okay, yeah, maybe,

684
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: I mean I would be against the lottery, but I

685
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 1: but I mean whatever, I don't think the draft most

686
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: years as is as big a deal as the NBA

687
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: because one player can change an NBA team. I don't

688
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: think one player changes in NFL. TA Andrew Luck would

689
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: like a word with you. Peyton Manning would like a word.

690
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: But those are those are a few and far between. Well,

691
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 1: they drafted him, but it took him five six years

692
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: before they became and in the playoffs the very first

693
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: year playoffs. But everyone wants super Bowl. Well I understand that,

694
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: but I just don't. Okay, well, how many of those

695
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: are there? Not very many? NBA? You need one? I

696
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: mean one out of five is better than one out

697
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: of four. It's also it's very the NFL. How do

698
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 1: I describe it? I'm trying to think what football, football, gridiron, tackle,

699
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:40,919
Speaker 1: penalty holding. You can find studs in the later rounds? Well,

700
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: it's yeah, yeah, yeah, the chances to be finding Yeah,

701
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: I mean just look at the quarterbacks now, Dak Prescott,

702
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: I mean, Brock Purty play, Yeah, I mean they're they're

703
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: not the high draft picks. Um, who else is not

704
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:07,720
Speaker 1: a hydrid party? What big brock? He's saying, big Brock.

705
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: But I don't know who's calling that. You may be

706
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: the only who who Twitter? Oh, do you have any

707
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: other rules you want to I mean, before we good,

708
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: gotta have microchips in the ball that that so you

709
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: know if it goes over the goal line. Everybody complains

710
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: about like pass interference or holding calls. I guarantee you

711
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: more games are swung and balance off of these horrible spots,

712
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: Like can you honestly tell me that any referee has

713
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: ever spotted a ball that hunted out of bounds accurately,

714
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: just like on the first to market for after they

715
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: run it, you watch that referee comes from down the

716
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: field and all of a sudden, he's putting it right here.

717
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: It's like this old man. He's like, I'm just I

718
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 1: can go for that. There's no way that's at all accurate.

719
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: How do they I mean, technology wise, it wouldn't mess

720
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: up the football right when they were trying to get

721
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: it over the goal line. There's just a big match

722
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: VR in soccer, So why can you not have V

723
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: A R and freaking the NFL. Oh finally, when you're

724
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: are on board with thank you an old man, and

725
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: then we have to suffer through five minutes and damn replays.

726
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: You know. That's my problem that they could sit there

727
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 1: over over and where we can't see the ball. I'm like,

728
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: well then quit go right. So this is my point,

729
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: micro char and ball you know have across the goal,

730
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: and I don't have to sit there and watch like

731
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: fifty replays of a scrumming dudes like, can't see a

732
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 1: fleck of the ball, where's his knee? No they need.

733
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:50,919
Speaker 1: What I don't like is the clear and obvious ten

734
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: minutes on a freaking review that that's not clear no

735
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: matter what. That's the only downside VA, because in soccer

736
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: it's only the ball ball In football, it's the ball.

737
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: Something touching the ground, your dead. If you can eliminate

738
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: where the ball is. Actually of the time you can

739
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: see when they touch the ground. It's always about where

740
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: the ball is because it's tucked and they can't get

741
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,760
Speaker 1: an angle at the same time. So if you eliminate

742
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 1: one of those problems spotting of the ball, you don't

743
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 1: have to bring out the chains and like depending on

744
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: where the chains are. Awesome, man, I love those guys.

745
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: Damn it all right, you can still have it just

746
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: for show, but like, come on, do I need you

747
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: to run two dudes out like and then measured it's

748
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: like three ft short. I mean, you're a multibillion dollar

749
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: industry and you still on a freaking little chain. So

750
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 1: my point like they'll they'll get tacked along sidelines, right,

751
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: and this dude's like guessing, oh, he's like right here,

752
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: and he puts his foot right there and then he

753
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: throws the ball over the guy and they're just kind

754
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: of like lining up with each other out here. Like

755
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. Come on. Well, one I don't agree with

756
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:05,479
Speaker 1: is if you you're laying on a player, you're not down.

757
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: I I think that's crazy. Yes, I think it's like

758
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: legs up, arms up on my back just because I'm

759
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: on top of a player. Don't tackle them like that.

760
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 1: But you can't tell. If you're a player, you think

761
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 1: they're down, and then if you hit him again unnecessary wrongs.

762
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: It's like, well, you can't tell, and I'll give you one.

763
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: If the quarterback crosses the line of scrimmage, he is

764
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:41,439
Speaker 1: now a running back. No, yeah, you slide blah blah

765
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. It's I don't know how you hit

766
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: the quarterback anymore. Even though I heard a good they

767
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: said with you know, the one of the RPO where

768
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 1: they can pull it out or whatever. He said. A

769
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: smart he said, suggest that for everybody. My roomate in

770
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: Calles was trying that method. Didn't work, recommended for everybody.

771
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: It does what I'm saying, pull out, but get get

772
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: the pill. Anyway, this guy was telling me, if he

773
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: was in charge of defense, he would tell them every

774
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: time that quarterback even gives the ball, hit the quarterback.

775
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 1: Hit the quarterback. Hit the quarterback, not dirty, just hit

776
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: him every time. Every time. I agree. So on your

777
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: grate about the replays, I agree they'll stop that the

778
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: replays should be three replays full speed and two slow mos.

779
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: That's it, not fifty and there should be a time limit.

780
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: Has to be a timeline, right, well, but you might

781
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: as well show the replays. Why the referees watching, I mean,

782
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: why does the referee you need to watch it? They

783
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: have a headset. Just have a guy in New York

784
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: or whatever baseball does and it's like, hey, you sunk

785
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:57,520
Speaker 1: that one up? Change it? Yeah, I don't because they

786
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: have a sponsorship with Microsoft Surface and then to get

787
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 1: their TV time in it, or because that's where that's

788
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: where the three million dollars and freaking by the way,

789
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: coaches convention, what about it? You can't just stop. You

790
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: can't celebrate that. You said, coaches gonna mention? I know

791
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: you have to have something. You're gonna ask what you

792
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: were you were saying about they need their time on

793
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: It was just a joke. Never mind, I don't know.

794
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Okay, do you get it? I

795
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: mean sponsorship, But if you do want a sponsor, if

796
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: you got a company, if you want a business and

797
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 1: you want to be a sponsor, we are the store

798
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: losers of gmail dot com. Let's talk sponsorship. That would

799
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: be incredible like last year was Freeland Chevrolet and they

800
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: got freaking lots of plugs. And we'll give you lots

801
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: of plugs. What's your other rules? This is great, you

802
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: came prepared. Yes, you've got a lot. Good God have you?

803
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: I had one more? I just forgot about Jesus. That's

804
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 1: it all right, great? Have any um? I just I

805
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: told it. Overtime rule. That's really about all I got.

806
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: I don't really I like the idea, but I mean,

807
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: i've heard the chip in the ball. I don't know

808
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: why they don't do that. I mean, the only reason

809
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: I could see is probably because I think every place

810
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: should be reviewable. Every place everyone, Yeah, I do too.

811
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: Why why not one that? Well, you still are limited.

812
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 1: How you're limited. You're still limited to your two but

813
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: everyone should be reviewable. Not oh that the Vikings game.

814
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:34,280
Speaker 1: It was like they would have had. But my question

815
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:40,399
Speaker 1: is though dead sorry right, But that's I mean, it's

816
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: true because other team stops you don't like when they

817
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: say down by contact, I can't review that. Like, no,

818
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: you can still review it. You should be able to

819
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: review everything. But if they the whistle, yes, I agree,

820
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 1: I agree, so if he blew it dead? But what

821
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying, everything should be reviewable. There are players they

822
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: deem not reviewable while and they've sort of taught them

823
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: they're not supposed to blow the whistle. That's what that's

824
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: what soccer sort of like soccer. You see him, they

825
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: don't call off side still later on because it's so close.

826
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: They wait for a buzz upstairs saying yeah, he was off,

827
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: and then they call it because they want the action

828
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 1: to continue. If and if you flag it early, well

829
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 1: don't they also, like on a foul, as long as

830
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,919
Speaker 1: you've got advantage, they'll let you keep going in after

831
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: a certain amount of time and they won't but if

832
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: you take the ball away, then they'll call call the foul.

833
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: But yes, like off sides is okay, we don't want

834
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: to take away a goal scoring opportunity. If I'm wrong

835
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: by calling this, so I'm gonna keep my flag down,

836
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: then someone's gonna buzz me upstairs. Okay, never mind it

837
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 1: was offsides. Boom, I remember the last one? Go ahead man?

838
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 1: No off sides? Go ahead? No? No, that's stupid ineligible receiver.

839
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 1: Why especially in today's game, like you see this, like

840
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: the run pas stops and stuff like the mesh point

841
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: and like these dudes are like do I run, run

842
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 1: block or pass block? In the NFL, they get a

843
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: flag if there one yard pass the line of scrimmage. Three.

844
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 1: But what you're saying that's stupid? Why? Well, because as

845
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:28,399
Speaker 1: a defensive player, you may just see peripheralio make where

846
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: in your vision a red shirt going by. I gotta

847
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: cover that guy and it's a tackle that doesn't. But

848
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: then you're you're leaving a wide receiver robin because you're

849
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: guarding someone else. You know, eleven. Well, but she only

850
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: got five guys back his defensive backs, and you may

851
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: mistakenly think, oh, that's the tight end coming down. He

852
00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 1: can't catch the ball, or where why can't Why shouldn't

853
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 1: lineman be able to catch passes? Good God, you're a communist, dude.

854
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: You are gonna make it impossible to play defense. What

855
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: do you mean so you want to play flag football

856
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: where everyone's eligible, Because in the blitz, all you gonna

857
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: do is you're throw in the air because there's gonna

858
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: be no one there and everybody can catch it. That

859
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: happens a lot of time in football where no one's there. Yeah,

860
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: but he's saying an offensive lineman can't can't touch the ball.

861
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: It's not because it's a penalty, because that's the way

862
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: the game is played. But you are trying to turn

863
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: this into the DoD You have you ever seen the

864
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: Savannah bananas? Yeah, that's what you're trying to turn the

865
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,720
Speaker 1: NFL into. Now, you're trying to turn into a damn circus.

866
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: This is a ditch ball. There isn't play it in

867
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 1: the ditch And why North Austin, because somebody's gotta be

868
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:01,440
Speaker 1: You're only gonna have one person rushing the quarterback, know yes,

869
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: because all the offensive linemen will go out for passes.

870
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 1: Then they won't have anybody. Then you won't have him.

871
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: They're gonna be blind open. They won't they will be.

872
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,439
Speaker 1: They will be who's gonna be guarding? If so, only

873
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: one person is going to rush the passer, Either that

874
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:19,360
Speaker 1: or you gotta cover. You gotta cover those guys if

875
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 1: they're going out. If no one's blocking, the quarterback could

876
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: be sacked before you can get a pass. If you've

877
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: seen the screen pass, they let the rods come in

878
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: and they dunk the screen pass off. So every play

879
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,399
Speaker 1: will be a screen pass to alignment. Are you telling

880
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: me screen passes effective every single time? Why? Why? Why?

881
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: Because you can only about the running back. If how

882
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: do I know he's gonna throw the running back? How

883
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 1: do I know he's not gonna throw to the offensive

884
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: lineman over here? Impossible? No, they won't work. Old man.

885
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: I literally asked him, Hey, if you agree, If you

886
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: don't agree with him, you're an old man. This is

887
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: what he said. I said, why tell me why, because

888
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: that's the way it is. No, that's I'm telling you

889
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: it's impossible to cover. Okay, Well, I have never he wants.

890
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: He wants it to be like the Canadian Football League.

891
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: Unward forward before the passes through the ball is the way. No,

892
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: do they know those guys aren't offside? Have you ever

893
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 1: watched that? Oh it's unbeliable. I mean they're I mean

894
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 1: it's sort of like it's crazy thought. You had to

895
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 1: be set before they could snap the ball, and now

896
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: people are running everywhere. Well, no, you could be running backwards.

897
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: Sideways are backwards. You just can't be running forward, and

898
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: you can't have two people moving at the same time.

899
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 1: They both have to get back. There was always you

900
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 1: could have people in motion, one person, but they have

901
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: to be running sort of sideways are just angle a

902
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: little back. I got the role you're gonna get rid of.

903
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: I got it. Pushing the damn pile forward, I hate it.

904
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:04,439
Speaker 1: Got the QB sneak is you should be every time

905
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: you should have sent someone in motion, and right when

906
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: they snap at the guy runs up and pushes the quarterback.

907
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: There's no way you can stop it. It has to

908
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: be outlawed. It is so stupid, like when the pile

909
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: is as soon as someone gets hurt, it'll be outlaw

910
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I just a couple of years ago.

911
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 1: I hate I do not like the everybody stood up

912
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:28,399
Speaker 1: and here comes the offensive lineman running in and all,

913
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: let's push the pile another fire. It's like, I don't

914
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 1: understand why first like whatever to go at one yard,

915
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: they don't keep me sneak every single time because you

916
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,360
Speaker 1: you can shove them. And why when they get in

917
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: the shotgun to do it, it's like the good god,

918
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: you guys are so stupid. Four and short just sneak it.

919
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: But they try to deal these complicated handoffs. I'm telling

920
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,240
Speaker 1: you that would be amazing. There is a high school,

921
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,439
Speaker 1: so yeah, like Arkansas, and I don't think that coach

922
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 1: coaches there anymore. But yes, yes, that they don't punt.

923
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: They never punted. They don't punt. Great they do on side, kid,

924
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 1: every time the onside kick has to change, it's almost

925
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 1: impossible that again, it's almost the game is over if

926
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,320
Speaker 1: you I mean, I mean it wasn't likely before, but

927
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 1: it's even less likely now. It's like a one percent

928
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 1: chance that if you could, if you want to give

929
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: him a one down twenty yards instead of onside kick,

930
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do it. But the problem

931
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: with that is, and here's another thing. If it's offensive

932
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: pass interference, I want marked off as many yards found

933
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: downfield as offensive passive affairs happened, because if you're on

934
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: defense and you pass interference, you get forty yards. On offense,

935
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: it's ten yard penalty. So why would you not stop

936
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 1: every interception? No, if it's happened forty yards down the field,

937
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: move your ass back forty yards. Oh wait, that's a safety. Sorry,

938
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:51,840
Speaker 1: like because you can't get a touchdown from passing. It

939
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 1: was were on a two point play. It was I

940
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 1: think it was I don't know who it was, but anyway,

941
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 1: the receiver was running out and you know how they

942
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: always meet the defensive back on the receiver sort of

943
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: and he cut over. They got the two points they

944
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: called offensive past interference, and I mean the other two.

945
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: They were going crazy saying this. You know, later on

946
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 1: in the game, you watched what is out in the

947
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: middle of the field, same thing, guy catches it, and

948
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: everything's cool because the announcers were saying, excuse me, that

949
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: happens all the time. That happens all the that's not interference.

950
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: And I don't understand is when the defensive back is

951
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: just standing there and the receiver fakes inside and then

952
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,839
Speaker 1: cuts outside and runs into the defender, they call either

953
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 1: a legal contact or pass inference. Why the defender can

954
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 1: stand there like he doesn't have to get out of

955
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: your way. It just drives me nuts. And they do

956
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 1: that and there is a pick crossing. And what I

957
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: hate is like the holding, the defensive holding or a

958
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 1: legal contact if it's like five year Apenllion's like automn

959
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 1: back first. I hate the automatic first down. I don't

960
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,919
Speaker 1: like it. It's because they favor the offense they want.

961
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: They want that's the game, yes they do. I think

962
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: it just should be the penalty artist. Like if the

963
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: then then to your point, like if it's the offensive

964
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: automatically fourth down, I mean automatic first, it's just crazy, yeah,

965
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: because that's that's how they do, because it's a five

966
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: yard building's automatic first rounds, Like, come on, man, so

967
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,760
Speaker 1: they just like a little grab. It's like no. And

968
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: also the underthrown ball where the receiver just dies back

969
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: has no chance of catching the Yeah, I don't know

970
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: why they don't call They called past interference every time

971
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: an uncatchable ball, you know whatever called uncatchable and it's like,

972
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: good god, there's no way. Here's the point when they

973
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: used to call that all the time. Now the ball

974
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 1: can be twenty yards short and as long as you

975
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: dive back into the defender. Oh fucking automatic first day

976
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: passive afferiance. Oh bleep. Sorry, it drives me nuts, drives

977
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 1: me nuts. It's so stupid. How about them Niners, they're

978
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 1: really good. They're the best team in the NFC. I

979
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: think Philadelphia is. I think the Niners defense is what

980
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: sets them apart. I think their defense is so freaking

981
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: that I think Philadelphia's offense is much better than the

982
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: forty Niners. So I think I think the Philadelphia defense

983
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: is good enough against the forty Niners offense. Now, my

984
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: question is who's the coach of the year. They don't

985
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 1: have a FC in Innescy, right, they just have coach

986
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: of the Year. Yeah, dude, there's so many. There's too many.

987
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: There's too many. Yeah. I feel like Sirian is gonna

988
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: win it just because they always do. They give it

989
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 1: to the coach that wins with the most wins. That's

990
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: how it is with every roster who eagles. No, the

991
00:58:55,080 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: Niners a better roster, okay, but they have a Yeah,

992
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: but I will give him better offensive line. I will

993
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: give them credit. They hurt. Whoever thought hurt could hurt?

994
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: What's gonna be credit? But I'm saying compared to everybody that,

995
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: I mean, they coached, They coached him up. I told him.

996
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I still feel bad for Jalen Hurt because

997
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 1: I said, dude, why you suckle? You can't go to

998
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: the NFL? Like, what do you think you're good? God?

999
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 1: He's awesome. Yeah, that's good coaching. Yeah, that's why, that's why.

1000
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: That's that's why I give him coach to these I

1001
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: give why not? Um what's his name? The Jaguars coach

1002
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,680
Speaker 1: the hell Doug Peterson I mean, look at what a

1003
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:45,919
Speaker 1: dumbster fire well and look what he has done. Yeah,

1004
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: I mean I think they are light years I think,

1005
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: but I think you have to be in the playoffs

1006
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: and and I agree, give you the right answer, Dan Campbell,

1007
00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: I'll give you the right answer. It's Brian Daball. Why

1008
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: not the Lions coach? Good God, they are the worst

1009
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:11,560
Speaker 1: franchise of our life and he has them at five hundred.

1010
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 1: You don't have bad the Giants were last year? How

1011
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: bad were the Lions? Yeah, but the Giants are ahead

1012
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: of the Lions right now. Who would you take? Who

1013
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: would you take in a game? Though? Who? Who's better

1014
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: the Lions? Exactly? That's why it's more impressive to me.

1015
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying, Like Davill has done more

1016
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: with less. The Lions have real stars on offense. They

1017
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,919
Speaker 1: got a number one pick on defense, Like, they're looking

1018
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 1: really good. The Giants they need how to draft and

1019
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: dumpster fire and they're eight and five. But you're saying

1020
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 1: because they had a number one draft pick on defense,

1021
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm saying that he's good. He's good. Okay, yeah, okay,

1022
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say because Barkley was the first round. D

1023
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 1: Daniel Jones was a top draft pick. Genial Jones is terrible.

1024
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: Thibodeaux was a draft top five draft pick. What you know?

1025
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 1: Are you telling me that the Giants have more? Um? No,

1026
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: I didn't. No. I think the Lions have done a

1027
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:07,600
Speaker 1: better job like they hell Washington. But I'm saying that

1028
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: I'm talking about this the Jaguars the job this year

1029
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 1: with the roster they have right now, what happens if

1030
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 1: the Giants, by the Giants being one of the Lions

1031
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 1: make the playoffs. No one thought the line there were

1032
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,400
Speaker 1: one in six. I'm just telling you, by the way,

1033
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: the Giants. But how are we doing on our bets? Well,

1034
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: I forget half, Well we won one bet. I knew

1035
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: that the Vikings to win the division were all the bets. Uh,

1036
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 1: Jets under five and a half wins, that's lost, Cowboys

1037
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: under lost. Well, it's a push right now. Well, they

1038
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 1: may have won a game by now, it's under ten wins.

1039
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 1: Ten wins, they push right now. If they win another game,

1040
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: we lose. Uh, we're on life support. With the Saints,

1041
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: the Chargers bet dead. They were supposed to win the division.

1042
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: Saints win a divis that's dead, not dead. Okay, support

1043
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: the Carolina Panthers over six and a half wins. That

1044
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 1: should be a lock done, throw away the key. We

1045
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 1: should have cashed that already, but they keep freaking losing,

1046
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 1: and so those are bets. So one out of six

1047
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: not bad, not bad, that's n it's terrible. I tried

1048
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,919
Speaker 1: to tell you guys, some of these, like the Packers under,

1049
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,240
Speaker 1: but you guys didn't want to listen to. No. We

1050
01:02:32,280 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: did the Bucks under that hit and we didn't bet

1051
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: it because it was like minus one fifty. We should

1052
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 1: have done Houston, my god under. I told you Bears under.

1053
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 1: You guys didn't want him do it. I didn't want

1054
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: to make you feel bad, feel bad. I don't. I

1055
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 1: don't thought that Jets were the worst team and they

1056
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 1: know their defense is awesome. Year. I'm telling you, Dave Man,

1057
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what about Salo really good? I mean

1058
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: there's so many I mean, I mean, I mean, anybody

1059
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 1: else to be winning with a thirst quarterback? Yeah, very impressive. Yeah,

1060
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. Yeah, but he's also an

1061
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 1: old man. They need twenty six years old, about six

1062
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: years brock party. Let's see how old he is uh,

1063
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:42,200
Speaker 1: he's two from shout out Quinn Creek, Arizona. What's that

1064
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:46,440
Speaker 1: that's very strong? Yeah, never heard of. Well that's why

1065
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: you give it a shout out, because it never gets

1066
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 1: any love. Like yeah, by the way, I have to

1067
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: it was here on South Dakota is where I went

1068
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:02,800
Speaker 1: to look at a college. Oh that changes not? What

1069
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: the hell? How did that? A week later when I

1070
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 1: was outside and it was cold, not thinking it wasn't

1071
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: Bismarck's here on it's cold, but it's here on South Dakota.

1072
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 1: Let me look at what college? Do you know the

1073
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 1: name of the college South Dakota? It was here on State?

1074
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 1: No here on her face, he's still thinking about that

1075
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: TikTok No gyration. There we go here on college, here

1076
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 1: on community campus, here on University also known as see

1077
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 1: Tanka University at here on is it? Was it a

1078
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 1: private university? I don't think so it was big time

1079
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 1: all right? So who's your m v P? Who's Oh wait?

1080
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 1: It was on in three and closed in April first,

1081
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 1: two thousand five. Does this one looked like? Was that

1082
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 1: your mascot? Hell? I don't. Can you remember the city

1083
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 1: or the college name? Notable alumni Herbert Humphrey. You know

1084
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: who that is, and he ran for president and that's

1085
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,919
Speaker 1: about it. Herbert or Hubert Hubert? Who did I say?

1086
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:34,440
Speaker 1: Herbert Herbert not whatever? I can't read as quick? All right,

1087
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 1: that's all I got right there. Who's m v P Who?

1088
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say, and it's the best

1089
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:46,280
Speaker 1: player in football is always gonna be Patrick Mahomes. It's

1090
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 1: either my Homes or wait, wait a minute, wait a minute,

1091
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 1: wait a minute. I just heard him discussing before I talk. Please,

1092
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 1: Pitt's turn off this show, please, And he's always Patrick,

1093
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:02,280
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes is Michael Jorge. He's the best player, hurts.

1094
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 1: I understand that. But they said they okay, this is

1095
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: I heard a discussion. It's like when they said misses

1096
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: two games, it'll be my Homes. It should be Mames

1097
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 1: no matter what. My Homes is the best football player period.

1098
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. And also, I don't know if

1099
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 1: I now we don't. We should name it the offensive MVP,

1100
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,520
Speaker 1: and we should have a defensive MVP because there are

1101
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,560
Speaker 1: defens like like the Heisman, all it is is quarterbacks.

1102
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,920
Speaker 1: There are other players. Yeah, but it doesn't carry the

1103
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,120
Speaker 1: weight that m v P. We're gonna have m v

1104
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:42,920
Speaker 1: P offense, m v P defense because the Heisman they

1105
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 1: should have Heisman offensive player, Heisman defensive player. Because guess what,

1106
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 1: the only people that get to go are the freaking quarterbacks.

1107
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all we care about. He used to

1108
01:06:53,360 --> 01:07:00,240
Speaker 1: It's weird used to be when I was because they

1109
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:02,280
Speaker 1: had the wing T and the option all that ship.

1110
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah they didn't because quarterbacks didn't throw. But different look

1111
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 1: back at statistics. I mean, Terry Bradshaw was a great quarterback,

1112
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 1: but he didn't have half the yards of any right,

1113
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 1: and that's what everybody's like, Oh he's the fastest to

1114
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,120
Speaker 1: throw for three thousand yards because they throw it fifty

1115
01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: times a damn game. I mean, it's all those records

1116
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 1: are gonna fall well because back in old man days,

1117
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:32,560
Speaker 1: you're still there. The saying was three yards of the

1118
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:41,040
Speaker 1: cloud of dust. It's just you throw the ball. There's

1119
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 1: three Okay, my question, you love college football. Who's in

1120
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 1: more trouble Jimbo Fisher or Sark Fisher. Fish. Everyone's bailing everyone,

1121
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,560
Speaker 1: But do you think they would buy him out of

1122
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: eighty five million dollars? That's that's why I think Sark

1123
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:06,440
Speaker 1: is in bigger trouble. Sark is not in trouble at all,

1124
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:13,040
Speaker 1: not yet, because he got arch Manning. Yeah, okay, but

1125
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: what happens, what happens to me, It goes south next year.

1126
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 1: But if they don't win the conference, it will start,

1127
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: it will. But I'm saying him getting arch Manning. They

1128
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 1: the Manning family endorsed their kids coming to Texas. For Sark,

1129
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:37,400
Speaker 1: that gives him a lot of leeway. Let's say he

1130
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 1: has a A and M type season next year, he's

1131
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:45,839
Speaker 1: in trouble, in trouble because I mean Manning hits the portal.

1132
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:51,200
Speaker 1: I mean he's got he's got a big I've hoped

1133
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 1: they've worked it out that Manning is willing to sit

1134
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,599
Speaker 1: because and I'm just telling you, I don't think they're

1135
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,800
Speaker 1: gonna yeah, I think yours is gonna play. Yes, but

1136
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: just look at the difference, Like people are decommitting from

1137
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 1: A and M and people are flipping to Texas Like

1138
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 1: that should tell you not But people played at A

1139
01:09:12,439 --> 01:09:16,240
Speaker 1: and M and had that record. So if Texas now

1140
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:19,360
Speaker 1: becomes A and M next year, transferport I'm talking about

1141
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,599
Speaker 1: the number one linebacker was committed to go to an

1142
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:25,439
Speaker 1: M and he said, I don't want any of that.

1143
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:29,120
Speaker 1: I'm out. Yeah, I think Jimbo Fisher got lucky because

1144
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:32,400
Speaker 1: Jami's was he cashed in. I mean, I don't know

1145
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 1: if he can come Like people saw what Oklahoma this

1146
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,720
Speaker 1: year and like, I don't I'm out. I don't want

1147
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 1: to go play for Venables like well, but we'll see.

1148
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you still got to do it on

1149
01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:46,599
Speaker 1: the film. If you're comparing who's in more trouble, it's

1150
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 1: definitely not Sark, not this year. But if he has

1151
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: an A and M season next year, which will be

1152
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:57,439
Speaker 1: in trouble, they're not that. I mean every year they

1153
01:09:57,479 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 1: should beat these teams like t I don't understand he

1154
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:04,320
Speaker 1: is not going to happen. It doesn't make sense. I mean,

1155
01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 1: let's look at it. You weres. Everyone tells me, oh,

1156
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 1: look he's young. Well guess what the guy that beat

1157
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:14,000
Speaker 1: him out at the same age and they're playing in

1158
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:18,600
Speaker 1: the you know, for the National Championship. You know he

1159
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 1: was older. I think they're they were both freshman, and

1160
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,600
Speaker 1: I think he Stroud beat him out because Stroud is

1161
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 1: going to the NFL this year, so he wasn't a freshman.

1162
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,240
Speaker 1: I don't I don't. He may have been a red shirt,

1163
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: was a seventeen year old freshman because he left left

1164
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: early for in I l money, got those millions, and

1165
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 1: then played like a true freshman this year, even though

1166
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 1: he's like a red shirt. But but you know, you

1167
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,559
Speaker 1: know what, excuse I need to quit hearing that were young? Yes, yes,

1168
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:48,200
Speaker 1: every team that says you are young, Every team is young.

1169
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 1: Alabama loses everybody in the NFL every year. They're always young.

1170
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:55,200
Speaker 1: And guess what they still whoop asked. Georgia loses defense

1171
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:57,960
Speaker 1: and offense. They are still young. They whoop ask I

1172
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 1: know Stetson Benuetes fifty five years old. But most of

1173
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,799
Speaker 1: their teams in Texas just needs to get Sam Ellinger

1174
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:07,080
Speaker 1: back there. You stop it, stop it stop it stop

1175
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:14,120
Speaker 1: it stop. Feel bad? Is now quarterback? They passed? Oh

1176
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:17,880
Speaker 1: he's done. He's not. He's not good. He was not

1177
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:20,120
Speaker 1: good in college. He wasn't accurate. It's a good thing

1178
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:23,720
Speaker 1: Keith didn't here. We'd break his heart. He's not voice no, no,

1179
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:29,280
Speaker 1: his voicemail. If you call Keith, you know what it says. Yes, hey, kid,

1180
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: Sam Ellinger is gonna win three Super Bowl titles and

1181
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,360
Speaker 1: Willie Mays is the greatest baseball player of all time.

1182
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 1: Need me a message? Why they love him some much?

1183
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:44,160
Speaker 1: I don't know now because he said hi to him.

1184
01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 1: That's great, unbelievable, that's crazy. Hey, Orange Chicken kids? Oh

1185
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:56,639
Speaker 1: what is there anything else you want to discuss? Anything else?

1186
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:02,760
Speaker 1: I can't think of? Is there something? No? I don't

1187
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:07,200
Speaker 1: want to get because the semifinals are usually blowout and

1188
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 1: I don't care. I got it. Has Dabbo Sweeney lost

1189
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:13,800
Speaker 1: it at Clemson? Have they lost the magic? Yes? I

1190
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:19,360
Speaker 1: think they're I don't know about that. I just think

1191
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 1: the quarterback wasn't very good. H he's her ansferring, right, yeah,

1192
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 1: J But they have the number one where from Westlake

1193
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 1: and they're yeah, he's the real You're eligible to come back,

1194
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,479
Speaker 1: but we're not gonna You're not gonna start. So he's like, yeah,

1195
01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:36,879
Speaker 1: I'm out, he's the real deal. That was like quarterback?

1196
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 1: How about Westlake? They lost? They lost seventy nine in

1197
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,760
Speaker 1: a row. That's pretty amazing. They had won seventy nine

1198
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 1: games in a row. Yes, something like they won three.

1199
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 1: It was maybe not seventy, it was three three years

1200
01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:53,400
Speaker 1: in a row. They were going for their fourth state

1201
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:55,840
Speaker 1: title in a row. And people don't know. People that

1202
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,839
Speaker 1: don't know what Westlake is. It's a high school in Texas.

1203
01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:01,759
Speaker 1: And I mean we're talking, We're not talking the type

1204
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,920
Speaker 1: of high school arch Manning went to. This is the

1205
01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: number one, like Drew Brees went there, Nick Foles. People

1206
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:10,639
Speaker 1: have heard of it. I mean it's just six a big,

1207
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:15,680
Speaker 1: big time football big boys. Yes, okay, I don't know

1208
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 1: who that is either. Pretty pretty impressive. Ya are you

1209
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:23,479
Speaker 1: the one buzzing? No, yeah you are. God, I don't

1210
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,439
Speaker 1: even have my phone. Damn it. I don't look like

1211
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:29,240
Speaker 1: I'm into it because I don't have my phone. Don't

1212
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,439
Speaker 1: have to have your phone to be into looking stuff up.

1213
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,640
Speaker 1: How much have we looked up? I tried to look

1214
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 1: up that girl I wanted to see gyrating women fifteen

1215
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:44,639
Speaker 1: year olds. Good God, leap that coach. Jesus. No, we're

1216
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:47,160
Speaker 1: gonna get to We're gonna get the news calling again, like, hey,

1217
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,800
Speaker 1: you remember that Oh my god, creepy Santa guy. So

1218
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:54,439
Speaker 1: they called. We get a call at the house. Wait

1219
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: a minute, I'm coaching soccer. These kids are all we're

1220
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,680
Speaker 1: all sitting around watching TV. Not all the team, but

1221
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 1: there's a few of them, Uh, Chess Day was there?

1222
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,920
Speaker 1: Chess Day was there? And we get a phone call

1223
01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:12,840
Speaker 1: and it's the local news. Hey, this is you know,

1224
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,320
Speaker 1: quit talking to me. I want to talking, you know,

1225
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 1: I want to want to talk to Toolbox. Oh yeah,

1226
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:21,840
Speaker 1: what's going on? Hey? Are you still planning on being

1227
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:25,439
Speaker 1: Santa again this year? No? They said, what was going

1228
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:30,240
Speaker 1: on at the mall? You're you're working at Santa Well?

1229
01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:32,640
Speaker 1: First asked my name and I said yes, this is he.

1230
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:35,479
Speaker 1: I said, do you work as Santa at the mall?

1231
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:40,720
Speaker 1: I said no? He said you could right now though.

1232
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,720
Speaker 1: They said, you're not going to go back to the

1233
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:45,880
Speaker 1: mall after last year? No? After no, this has happened

1234
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:49,680
Speaker 1: this night. You know what's happening? What was going on

1235
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:53,720
Speaker 1: with the kids? You're like, I don't know, I've never

1236
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,920
Speaker 1: been sinning like, well, you know, there are accusations that

1237
01:14:57,040 --> 01:15:02,439
Speaker 1: you were touching kids as Santa Claus. And he goes, not,

1238
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:05,080
Speaker 1: never been saying the wrong guy hangs up. No, she

1239
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:09,720
Speaker 1: said it must be a difference state to Box. And

1240
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,479
Speaker 1: then we wait an hour and then I come out,

1241
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:14,800
Speaker 1: get off the phone. I come out and I said,

1242
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:18,880
Speaker 1: We've got to watch the news. Something's going on and

1243
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:22,200
Speaker 1: we watched the five o'clock news and it's Toolbox touching

1244
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:26,560
Speaker 1: kids at the at Santa Claus my name but not me,

1245
01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:31,640
Speaker 1: obviously not you, but it was the person at the

1246
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 1: exact same name as you. Yes, pretty freaking funny. But

1247
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:41,360
Speaker 1: to give the guy a break, it was some girl

1248
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:44,639
Speaker 1: that was just about to age out of the system.

1249
01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:48,760
Speaker 1: And I mean, I don't know whatever happened to No,

1250
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,559
Speaker 1: I don't know if it ever was in Austin right now.

1251
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:55,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, it's not. That was last week.

1252
01:15:56,880 --> 01:16:00,400
Speaker 1: We're recording this live. We do it live. Oh, we

1253
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,040
Speaker 1: do it live. You know what the temperature was this morning?

1254
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:08,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, that was last week. I know

1255
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:13,360
Speaker 1: last week because we're doing this live. Good God, should

1256
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 1: we do the whole thing where it's like, what talk

1257
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:19,599
Speaker 1: about the games and having great thing? But oh, Tom

1258
01:16:19,640 --> 01:16:24,160
Speaker 1: Brady look good. This week? I think we was. We've

1259
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: had a close one, but we won our fantasy playoff.

1260
01:16:27,479 --> 01:16:31,000
Speaker 1: Not here here, let me tell you about. I'm in

1261
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:34,400
Speaker 1: a fan. I was in a fantasy playoff and I

1262
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:37,960
Speaker 1: was up by ten points. I'm driving to Texas, so

1263
01:16:38,040 --> 01:16:41,519
Speaker 1: I'm not watching the game, and I called Batter's Box.

1264
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:44,680
Speaker 1: This is excruciating, and I'm like, hey, man, am I

1265
01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:46,960
Speaker 1: how am I doing? How am I going doing? Against Justin?

1266
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:51,719
Speaker 1: He's like, you're up by Justin Justin, not that Justin.

1267
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:56,000
Speaker 1: And he's like, you're up by ten, but the Titans

1268
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,920
Speaker 1: are about to get the ball back. Oh my, he

1269
01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:00,680
Speaker 1: has Tannehill and Derrick Henry. I'm like, all right, so

1270
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:04,559
Speaker 1: we're on the phone, freaking He gives me play by play. Oh,

1271
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:09,280
Speaker 1: Tannehill to Henry screen passed five yards, Henry runs at

1272
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:14,200
Speaker 1: ten yards, Henry runs at three yards. Tannehill passed for

1273
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:19,680
Speaker 1: twenty yards to Hooper Derrick Henry eight yards, first and

1274
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 1: goal at the five yard line. Oh my god, in

1275
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:27,720
Speaker 1: pastor Henry. He gets stopped second down and goal from

1276
01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:32,040
Speaker 1: the three time out Titans. Okay, alright, cool, cool, cool,

1277
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:37,320
Speaker 1: all right? Oh Tannehill back to pass, he scrambles, he

1278
01:17:37,479 --> 01:17:42,479
Speaker 1: runs touchdown. Titans. I lose by two points and then

1279
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:45,320
Speaker 1: Tannehill's out for the year. So the last play he

1280
01:17:45,479 --> 01:17:49,880
Speaker 1: freaking he know he heard the game, came back ran

1281
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:54,120
Speaker 1: that in and ended my season into his season. Well,

1282
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:57,200
Speaker 1: he came back earlier in the game. I understand. But still,

1283
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,519
Speaker 1: if you're that hurt, stay out of the effing game.

1284
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,960
Speaker 1: Stay out of the game. If you're that hurt, if

1285
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:06,920
Speaker 1: your season is gonna be unless he's your quarterback. Oh,

1286
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:09,560
Speaker 1: I mean, if you are that hurt, there is no

1287
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:12,360
Speaker 1: need to come in and crush my freaking dreams. There

1288
01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:14,400
Speaker 1: is no need for that. I mean, while blaw Mark

1289
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:18,040
Speaker 1: Jackson and there we're gonna play again. I am just ran,

1290
01:18:18,160 --> 01:18:20,280
Speaker 1: and then I have Mike Evans and I'm down by

1291
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:23,680
Speaker 1: two point eight points right down the field, and the

1292
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 1: Bucks go down the field. But first and goal from

1293
01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:30,400
Speaker 1: the five, Tom Brady back to pass and Batters box

1294
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:35,720
Speaker 1: like touchdown, touch down, and I'm like, Tabbn's, Tabbin's and

1295
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:43,400
Speaker 1: He's like no to Russell Gauge, who I said? What

1296
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 1: said Russell Gauge? God? Oh, they're going for two go

1297
01:18:48,479 --> 01:18:50,960
Speaker 1: over too? All right, all right, here we go back

1298
01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:53,599
Speaker 1: to pass. No Evans is lined up one on line up. Hey,

1299
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,720
Speaker 1: he's lined up one us damned on the fade on

1300
01:18:55,840 --> 01:19:00,240
Speaker 1: the fade. It doesn't the fade incomplete, broken up. But

1301
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,360
Speaker 1: it wouldn't matter because I've only been two point five points.

1302
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:05,360
Speaker 1: I'd lost my point three. But that would made you

1303
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:08,200
Speaker 1: feel a little better, a little better by two point

1304
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,320
Speaker 1: eight two and then point three. I'd rather get beat

1305
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:13,200
Speaker 1: more than and just just devastating. And what sucks is

1306
01:19:13,439 --> 01:19:15,880
Speaker 1: I lost the week before by six points to not

1307
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:18,120
Speaker 1: have a bye, and then I lose by two point

1308
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:19,840
Speaker 1: eight to get knocked out of the playoffs. It was

1309
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:23,320
Speaker 1: just like slapping the face, kicking the nuts and the

1310
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,519
Speaker 1: fact that I was played by play on the phone

1311
01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,639
Speaker 1: as I'm driving. Then I had to have my wife

1312
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:33,519
Speaker 1: text Justin, Justin, not that Justin and say I hate you,

1313
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 1: f you screw you, don't ever talk to me again.

1314
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:41,080
Speaker 1: He just put a bunch of laughing emojis. It's right, God,

1315
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: did you see the playoffs? Like it was upset City.

1316
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:47,439
Speaker 1: All the higher seeds got beat all of them, the

1317
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:54,040
Speaker 1: number one seeds got beat crazy crazy, Now I got

1318
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,040
Speaker 1: I got a question for you. How do I how

1319
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,120
Speaker 1: do I manage the Sore Losers League from now on?

1320
01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:00,120
Speaker 1: How do I get people to fill out a line up? Like?

1321
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:03,400
Speaker 1: How what do you put in place? Can you find people?

1322
01:20:03,479 --> 01:20:04,920
Speaker 1: But I guess if they don't pay it, But if

1323
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:09,479
Speaker 1: they don't pay, they don't pay mm hmm. I think

1324
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:13,519
Speaker 1: like I don't know how to do it, Like I'm

1325
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:16,000
Speaker 1: open for suggestions. Mr. Rule, guy that wants to change rules,

1326
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:18,560
Speaker 1: What do we do? I'll think of stuff. Yeah, I

1327
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,280
Speaker 1: don't know how we could go out there. We could.

1328
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:23,680
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would join if you don't

1329
01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:25,760
Speaker 1: want to play. But then once you start losing, people losing,

1330
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:29,600
Speaker 1: If you lose, who cares. It's take five minutes. It

1331
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,840
Speaker 1: does take five minutes. That's the crazy part. I mean,

1332
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,360
Speaker 1: I understand if you don't want to go favor Wire

1333
01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:38,000
Speaker 1: all that, but you can at least put the players

1334
01:20:38,040 --> 01:20:41,400
Speaker 1: you got in that can play, that are put out

1335
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,360
Speaker 1: of it a long time ago. And I actually close

1336
01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:46,479
Speaker 1: on a three game winning street. I don't care about you.

1337
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:50,599
Speaker 1: But he's just saying that. But it's not a big

1338
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:55,960
Speaker 1: amazing dude, amazing dude. No, he's the one that eliminated

1339
01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:57,439
Speaker 1: someone in the last week. He was out of it,

1340
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:01,960
Speaker 1: but put in the lineup. But I just don't the

1341
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:06,800
Speaker 1: guy that knocks you out, Nick Garvey. I mean, I

1342
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,280
Speaker 1: hope Nick Garvey had the worst Christmas in his life,

1343
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:13,080
Speaker 1: Like I really, I mean, I just hope Nick Garvey

1344
01:21:13,479 --> 01:21:17,040
Speaker 1: got nothing but crap presents. I hope like his his

1345
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,840
Speaker 1: turkey burned in the oven and he had to eat

1346
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:22,560
Speaker 1: just mashed potatoes, because god what it could be some

1347
01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:26,680
Speaker 1: kind of like fantasy boot camp to like qualify. I

1348
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:29,680
Speaker 1: don't know, like, but that's I don't want to make

1349
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:31,880
Speaker 1: it too seriously. I want people, everybody that listens to

1350
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:35,120
Speaker 1: be able to join. But yeah, and then they but

1351
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:38,679
Speaker 1: when they don't like me being in because for some reason,

1352
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:41,280
Speaker 1: and I put a lineup in every week may not

1353
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:45,560
Speaker 1: be good. Put in Scuba, God, Scuba deserves to be

1354
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:49,200
Speaker 1: in here, his lineup. But three weeks last year and

1355
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:50,720
Speaker 1: so I just don't know. I don't know if it

1356
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:52,960
Speaker 1: was so frustrating for the people. There's that lesson again.

1357
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:57,960
Speaker 1: They'll follow the masses. What they do, They follow the herd,

1358
01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:01,680
Speaker 1: you freaking idiots. All right, all right, guys, it's been fun.

1359
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 1: Thank you. Where are we at? Where are we at?

1360
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:12,840
Speaker 1: Oh God? Okay, Eddie, it's not You're not gonna go golf.

1361
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,840
Speaker 1: I gotta go chip, all right, Ray, all right, I

1362
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:18,679
Speaker 1: gotta go to Vegas store, Losers, Coaches Invention Store, Losers

1363
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:23,200
Speaker 1: dot Com. Let's get wasted. I mean the ship sponsorship,

1364
01:22:25,160 --> 01:22:29,360
Speaker 1: all right, No, no, no more funny stories. M hmm.

1365
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:34,400
Speaker 1: Maybe you can get that TikTok girl. Just oh god, Okay,

1366
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:36,880
Speaker 1: I can tell that. You can tell the key story

1367
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:41,360
Speaker 1: about the at the game that was funny. Oh yes, okay, No,

1368
01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:45,519
Speaker 1: I wasn't there. You were at the game about they went?

1369
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:48,160
Speaker 1: He went, he went to watch Batter's Boxes Sun play

1370
01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:55,400
Speaker 1: flag football. Oh, oh my god. And there's a sign

1371
01:22:56,960 --> 01:23:01,439
Speaker 1: and what is the sign supposed to say? No? No

1372
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:10,720
Speaker 1: come chewing? Yeah, yeah, let me yeah, so no, I'll

1373
01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:14,719
Speaker 1: tell you the whole thing. We're driving there, and he's

1374
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:18,760
Speaker 1: got a bag to put over his head as he

1375
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:25,479
Speaker 1: walks up to the game because batter Toolboxes son plays

1376
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:31,080
Speaker 1: flag football and for the Saints, and back in our day,

1377
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:37,080
Speaker 1: the Saints were a expansion team and the fans they

1378
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 1: were bad, and the fans were wearing bags over their

1379
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:42,800
Speaker 1: heads and they called in the Aints. And so it's

1380
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:44,439
Speaker 1: on a like I guess you're at a high school

1381
01:23:44,479 --> 01:23:47,360
Speaker 1: or somewhere. It's a park, but it's a nice field,

1382
01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:50,400
Speaker 1: but it's a turf field. Yeah, and it says no.

1383
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:53,320
Speaker 1: It's supposed to say no gum or cigarettes on the

1384
01:23:53,439 --> 01:23:58,599
Speaker 1: synthetic fields. And they sat there watching the game. We've

1385
01:23:58,680 --> 01:24:01,400
Speaker 1: been there a few times and no one has noticed this.

1386
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:09,400
Speaker 1: And then Keith leans over and goes to kid, do

1387
01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:16,720
Speaker 1: you see that sign? No? He just says, Kid, Now,

1388
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:20,000
Speaker 1: what does it mean when it says no come aloud?

1389
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:26,120
Speaker 1: Because I sure hope it doesn't mean what I think

1390
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:28,280
Speaker 1: it means. But I'm not really up on with the

1391
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:34,120
Speaker 1: lingo these days. Because the sign says no come or

1392
01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:40,560
Speaker 1: cigarettes on the synthetic fields. And he said, what what

1393
01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:52,080
Speaker 1: does it mean? What's wild? What does that mean? I

1394
01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:55,320
Speaker 1: hope it doesn't mean what I think it means. What's

1395
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:58,360
Speaker 1: it mean when it says no come or cigarettes on

1396
01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:01,280
Speaker 1: the field? Because I think know what come means, But

1397
01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm not up with the lingo. Kid. And We've all

1398
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:09,720
Speaker 1: been sitting there at games and never noticed this. I

1399
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:13,080
Speaker 1: mean other people heard this and just started. It was

1400
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:16,680
Speaker 1: a big title or conversation there for the rest of

1401
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:19,479
Speaker 1: the game. The most horrifying part is you're sitting there

1402
01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:23,479
Speaker 1: in your chairs with other families and a mom and

1403
01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:26,479
Speaker 1: her little kid. We're sitting right next to us when

1404
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:33,120
Speaker 1: he said this very not loud but in plane conversation tone,

1405
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:37,519
Speaker 1: right where it can be overheard by any number of

1406
01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:43,120
Speaker 1: people sit around and she I'm looking at Keith, and

1407
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:48,200
Speaker 1: she is just a kid, so she as he says

1408
01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:52,960
Speaker 1: this slowly turns her head looking in our direction with

1409
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:57,960
Speaker 1: her mouth open, like in horror of this old man

1410
01:26:00,040 --> 01:26:04,200
Speaker 1: talking about that, and earshot of many many kids, little kids,

1411
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:08,160
Speaker 1: and then she and then I see her do that.

1412
01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,360
Speaker 1: So I point at the sign and she looks at it,

1413
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:14,519
Speaker 1: and she starts cracking up, saying, oh my god, I

1414
01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:16,720
Speaker 1: didn't know what was happening, but I see it now.

1415
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:23,680
Speaker 1: How thought the cops were coming? Seriously? Oh boy? All right,

1416
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:26,400
Speaker 1: So I remember, guys, when you go to the synthetic fields,

1417
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:29,400
Speaker 1: no comer cigarettes on the field. Please have a good night,

1418
01:26:30,479 --> 01:26:36,840
Speaker 1: all right, You guys have weak buzzers. Uh, yours is

1419
01:26:36,920 --> 01:26:41,519
Speaker 1: more like a sub coming into the game box. It's

1420
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:47,600
Speaker 1: into the game, all right. That's fine. I hope they

1421
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:49,240
Speaker 1: come to the convention. You think anybody's gonna come. I

1422
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:49,560
Speaker 1: don't know.