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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Indeed

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Speaker 2: I do, sweet, let's hear it.

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Speaker 3: So back in the day, my boyfriend and my now

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Speaker 3: ex frest friend did a little massy behind my back.

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Speaker 3: And how little did I know? When I was over

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Speaker 3: at our house or or with her, you know, when

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Speaker 3: I left the room, she would get on the phone

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Speaker 3: with him and try to pursue him and whatnot. So

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Speaker 3: he wound up telling me what they did. And the

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Speaker 3: next morning I got up to take my useful morning peep.

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Speaker 3: I used a little funnel and put it in a

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Speaker 3: super soaker, a little miniature one, and then when I

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Speaker 3: saw her, I was just esquirted it all over her.

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Speaker 2: Does she know what?

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Speaker 3: No, sir, not at the time, anyway, not until I

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Speaker 3: told her. Yeah, I had to get it back somehow. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's the way to pee on somebody without

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Speaker 1: having to make it look weird, you know, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, thanks.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 1: I'm so nervous right now, Yes, I do, sweet, What

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Speaker 1: is it?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: So, my son's in third grade and he was doing

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Speaker 1: really bad in math.

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Speaker 3: He was coming home with horrible.

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Speaker 1: Grades, and I tried to get him a tutor. He said,

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Speaker 1: you know, he just wasn't getting it. So, you know,

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Speaker 1: me said at the time, with his teacher and just

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Speaker 1: try to get to the bottom of what's going on,

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Speaker 1: because these other grades were great. So I set up

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Speaker 1: at a pointed with his teacher, and my husband was

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Speaker 1: going to want it to come with me, but he

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Speaker 1: ended up having a worklate. So I got to the

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Speaker 1: classroom and had a meeting, and I was just I

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Speaker 1: had seen this teacher before, but it was kind of

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Speaker 1: like the beginning of the year, and I just I

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Speaker 1: really hadn't taken in how attractive he was, to be honest,

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Speaker 1: until that moment when I was sitting there talking to him,

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Speaker 1: and it started out just like he was so sweet

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Speaker 1: and he cared so much about my kid and was

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Speaker 1: like really problem solving with me, and it was just

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Speaker 1: there was just like a crazy electricity between us. I've

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Speaker 1: never experienced that in my entire life, to be honest,

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Speaker 1: and so we ended up not that night, but you know,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't stop thinking about him. I really I was

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Speaker 1: making excuses to go to the school and.

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Speaker 2: Then so hooked. Is that what you're selling us?

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Speaker 1: That's what and I would have been having a lot

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Speaker 1: of an affair with the future.

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Speaker 2: Are your son's grades better.

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Speaker 1: They there?

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Speaker 2: You go, good job, say parents do everything for their kids.

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm a dedicated parent.

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Speaker 2: Yes you are. Well. Thanks for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Actually, it feels really good to get it

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Speaker 1: off my chat.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. What's your dirty little secret?