1 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID nine edition. 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin like talking over people. Yes that 3 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: Kevin Poul what's that? Tell you? What? Bring me a 4 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,280 Speaker 1: long John's and you'll get your chicken cuts all right, 5 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: particular order. Please welcome back. How was your family this Halloween? Oh, 6 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:36,599 Speaker 1: you know what, We were great. Um, it's my son's 7 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 1: favorite holiday and usually we're in l a and we 8 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: do a million things and it's so fun. So I 9 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: was a little worried because he's had a really great 10 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 1: pandemic attitude and I didn't want to bump him out. 11 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: This was like the first thing that would be major. 12 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: Early I felt maybe disappointing. Where in this little town. 13 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: I rented out the little local, um small business movie theater. 14 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 1: It wasn't even that expensive. We watched Nightmare before Christmas 15 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: and we all wore costumes to go, and my sister's 16 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: family quarantine. So I get to his cousins wearing costumes 17 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: in a movie theater. Came back to the house, had 18 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: individual apple bobbing. Every kid got their own bucket and um, 19 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 1: then they had like a nerf war in costume and 20 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 1: we had made like a playlist. So we had a 21 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 1: dance party and we made we didn't go trick or 22 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: treating because we didn't feel it was safe, but we 23 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,040 Speaker 1: thought there might be some people in the neighborhood. So 24 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,080 Speaker 1: we spent the morning building this fourteen foot thing out 25 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: of extra gutter that we could shoot candy down. And um, 26 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 1: we had ten tricker treaters and Oliver had like the 27 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: best Halloween of his life and it was so sweet 28 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: and fun. So yeah, it was for him him want 29 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: to do all that every year. You know. I think 30 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: as soon as the ghost train is back in our 31 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: life and the other massive things, we'll forget all about 32 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: this one. But thank god that this one was nice. 33 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: Everybody had a great ghost train. Oh, Griffith Park ghost train. 34 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: It's not a real ghost train, but it's called the 35 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 1: ghost Train in Griffith Park and it is. I recommend 36 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 1: it to all ages. It's at the Walt Disney train 37 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: in Griffith Park. If you guys been to that one 38 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: that used to be Walt Disney's personal train, it's like 39 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: it's the one they ride in the jerk. It's up 40 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: there and they deck it out and it's the most 41 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: fun and psychotic, like fifteen minute train ride at night 42 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: you've ever been on but his personal train. Oh yeah, 43 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,519 Speaker 1: had it in his backyard. Yeah, it's this amazing. It's 44 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,799 Speaker 1: so fun. It's the kind that you straddle like you're 45 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: not sitting in the car, you're kind of straddling this 46 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 1: little engine. And the track is gorgeous. That goes through 47 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,920 Speaker 1: the beautiful terrain of Griffith Park and there's like a 48 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,359 Speaker 1: silly western town. But when they do it for Halloween, 49 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: it's like really terrifying. Sometimes they have crazy people set 50 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 1: up all the things all around it, so you'll be like, oh, 51 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: and there's like a little funny animatronic mummy situation. And 52 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 1: then you come to this part and it's like and 53 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: there's people being like the silhouettes of somebody being ACKed 54 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: up with a chainsaw. And then you keep driving and 55 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,680 Speaker 1: then it's like this sees Halloween and so it's nothing 56 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: lasts long enough you're really take it in and it's 57 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: I recommended. Holy cat. Well, I want to say thank 58 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: you on behalf of all children who grew up loving 59 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: Halloween is our favorite holiday. Also that you did all 60 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 1: you did this year for your family and others. That's 61 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: that's spectacular. I love to make magic. Hey, it's James Heeney, 62 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: Tommy John James. If you were a Vegas lounge act, 63 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,840 Speaker 1: what would the name of the act be? Jimmy Hean 64 00:03:56,120 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 1: that's great, And what would the act consist of? It 65 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: would be Actually, it would be singing, comedy. I'd learned 66 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: to dance, I'd learned to do I would. I would 67 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: make sure that my show was as good as anything 68 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: else you'd see in Vegas. Trust me. I still gotta 69 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 1: work on a lot of the parts, though, But I 70 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,359 Speaker 1: do trust you. Did you learn to sing and do 71 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: comedy as well? Well? I could do I can do 72 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:28,919 Speaker 1: comedy and okay, singing. That's some ship. That's some sweet shade. 73 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 1: Look out, it's Craig Gatkowski. Kow. Were you ever stuck 74 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: on a mountain? If you recall from last episode, never camped? 75 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,599 Speaker 1: Uh stuck on a mountain? No, I'd have no reason 76 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,960 Speaker 1: to go up a mountain because you'd only go there 77 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,599 Speaker 1: to camp yep um. Yeah. No. I stayed with my 78 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,600 Speaker 1: feet firmly planted on level ground, close to my bed. 79 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen as well as all who refuse those 80 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 1: label is here now a tool? Sing craft? What magic? 81 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 1: Trick can you do. I can do a couple of 82 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 1: tricks with my with with cards and uh there's one 83 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: where you take the four queens and you make them 84 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:18,599 Speaker 1: disappear and then you make them reappear on the top 85 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,479 Speaker 1: of the deck. I can do that one, and I 86 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 1: can do the basic like find your card kind of 87 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,039 Speaker 1: bit um. I don't don't coin tricks, but I've thought 88 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: about learning it. Um. There's a place in l A 89 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:31,560 Speaker 1: called the Magic Castle membership only, and it is it is. 90 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: It is a goal. It is a goal to be 91 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 1: a member. To member to be a member would be yeah, yeah, 92 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need to be at the Riviera 93 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: Country Club. If I can be at the Magic Castle 94 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: as a member, it's fifteen grand a year something you 95 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: would have you ever heard that? Jerk Seinfeld's said, what 96 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 1: all magic is? Here's a quota and now it's gone. 97 00:05:55,880 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: You're an idiot. That's how I feel, all of them. 98 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:02,800 Speaker 1: And last, but no turkey for you. If you think 99 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 1: of least, it's Joey Greer Strange Oe the clown tell 100 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,160 Speaker 1: us about your days with the circus. Oh man, I 101 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,919 Speaker 1: I want to be back so bad. The food is fried, 102 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,839 Speaker 1: the people are leather. You know what I'm saying. The 103 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:24,159 Speaker 1: conversations are stunted. It's it's what I strive to be 104 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 1: around constantly, and I'm forced to be around people who read, 105 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 1: who think about ideas that are bigger than themselves, and 106 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 1: it pisces me off. And I let me tell you this. 107 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,159 Speaker 1: I want to be around someone who can hold a 108 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 1: scalding hot piece of iron not flinch. That's the kind 109 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 1: of thing I need. 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Number one 118 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 1: comes from patroon alcomaniac Dougie, who wrote ah who wrote 119 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 1: to us back on September fourteen, prior to becoming an alchomaniac. 120 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: Hey Alchemists, it's doug Ee Dougie does it? I watched 121 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: the most recent live hang and recognized Craig. He used 122 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,320 Speaker 1: to hang out outside my high school. Not being a 123 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 1: pervert or anything like that. He would just ask the 124 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: students what the teachers said and then correct them. Set suggestion, 125 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:41,040 Speaker 1: getting your reputation seeing suggestion. Science fair goes wrong when 126 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 1: a know at all parent shows up. Love you guys, 127 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:50,119 Speaker 1: Dougie from wichitak ends is so basically, what I'm showing 128 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 1: is the process of oxidation. And I'm killing if I 129 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: um deep applefices on the left, Um, they don't have 130 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,600 Speaker 1: any lemon choose on them, and then one of them right, 131 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: they do have lemon juice on them, and then you 132 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: can see which one's turned brown and which one's don't. 133 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 1: And that is the process of oxidation. Then actually I 134 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 1: jump you know, if you really want the oxidation, I 135 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 1: can tell you right now because the thing that you're 136 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:18,120 Speaker 1: looking for, honestly, it's sir, that's core. It's just like oxygen. 137 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 1: Either who's hurt oxy clean? Actually, excuse what's the name 138 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:37,079 Speaker 1: of the new class. I'm gonna step outside in the 139 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:43,079 Speaker 1: hallway with mr Mr Jensen here, what you mind? Who 140 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: who's doing? My dad? I'm thinking about what's going on? 141 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 1: What's going on here? Come come out here? First of all, 142 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 1: who's kids? Who's who's kid in this class? Is yours? 143 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 1: I'm thinking about having kids? What's going on? You can't 144 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 1: just come in here? This is this is for kids 145 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 1: to bring their own are into class today and they're 146 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: showing off their science projects. Honestly, Well, I'm sorry, Mr. 147 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:10,120 Speaker 1: What's your name? Mr? Mr tooth Berry? Is that correct? 148 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 1: It's too by the tooth Bury? My bad? Whatever. Listen 149 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 1: that the young girl I'm looking man, Look the young 150 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:19,160 Speaker 1: girl in there who was given an oxidation? Then Claire, 151 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:23,440 Speaker 1: where's her parents? Huh? At least I don't at least 152 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 1: I'm here. Do me a favor. Just stay here for 153 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:32,679 Speaker 1: one second in the hallway, Claire, Yeah, Claire, could you 154 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 1: come out in the hallway? Absolutely all right? Hold on? Clear? 155 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,920 Speaker 1: Is your parents inside? My parents are actually time out? 156 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,040 Speaker 1: Time out is your parents inside? This is your teacher? 157 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,839 Speaker 1: Is your parents inside? This is your teacher? Are you 158 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: kidding me? And on the other side of the veil, um, 159 00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:02,000 Speaker 1: they both that's that's and I am upward opting. So 160 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,760 Speaker 1: I'm not interested in that. I'm not interested that. I 161 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 1: want to have my own but look the thing that 162 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:13,120 Speaker 1: the thing that I'm trying to get to here tooth berry. Okay, 163 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,200 Speaker 1: look is that? Look look look at the rooms here. 164 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:18,679 Speaker 1: Look at this beautifully tiled it's like a it's like 165 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:23,560 Speaker 1: a nice brown tile floor. You've got these beautiful oak 166 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 1: doors with these little glass windows appearing. Can bake? Go 167 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,040 Speaker 1: back in the tide, go back to the she she 168 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,640 Speaker 1: needs a family, all right? Uh? I made brownies for 169 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:45,960 Speaker 1: the PT fund raiser? Uh Gerald, what'd you make? Sucotage? 170 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,960 Speaker 1: We're trying to make stuff that sells right after? Who's 171 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 1: not gonna buy a seconds? Pretty much? Everyone? Yeah, I've 172 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,760 Speaker 1: made I've made kitchen sink cookies and you sell them 173 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,480 Speaker 1: by a cookie? I mean, how do you even sell? 174 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,319 Speaker 1: Did you sell the suck attached by the individual greens 175 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 1: of corn? That's what I was going to ask. What 176 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,679 Speaker 1: are you gonna do it? In a ziplock or a 177 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: little ran nuts What are you going to do with that? Sir? 178 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: A nutsack is a hell of a good idea. I'm 179 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:18,320 Speaker 1: not supposed to anything. I'm sorry, but I'm angry because 180 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: I paid classic. It's no mask, no stress sack attach, Yeah, 181 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:34,839 Speaker 1: suck attached. Well, there's individual servings are served on a spoon. Okay, 182 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:39,240 Speaker 1: the same spoon, individual spoons. It means the same spoon 183 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:44,920 Speaker 1: to you. I'm sorry. I look, I guess, Deborah, you 184 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:48,640 Speaker 1: sound strange. You sound very distant. I just can't hear 185 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 1: you that. Well, I don't know. Is she talking from 186 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:55,679 Speaker 1: another room? I mean I hear her. Your kid, We've 187 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,439 Speaker 1: been telling you to get your hearing checked. Whatever. Look, 188 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,800 Speaker 1: I just I kind of hear I do. Really, I 189 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,320 Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. Does you even make anything 190 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 1: for this pta bag? So of course I may. Look, 191 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,839 Speaker 1: I put I put mayonnaise in a sock and there 192 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:12,719 Speaker 1: you go. Alright, the sucker is the problem. Look, we 193 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 1: could sell these mayonnais in a song for two or 194 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,640 Speaker 1: three hundred dollars. It's a little bit of crack cocaine, insider. 195 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 1: I can't hear. I mean the same thing with Debra. 196 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 1: Something happened something ever withever recent? Have I always been 197 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:32,880 Speaker 1: like that? You know what? Closer to us? If I may, 198 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:37,079 Speaker 1: it sounded better. So maybe it You made me think 199 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,920 Speaker 1: there was something wrong with my throat. Well that's what 200 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:43,560 Speaker 1: he does. You know, I've had throne issues. He tries, 201 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,120 Speaker 1: you should try some of the maynnaids. That's probably help you. 202 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 1: Nobody heres you try this. It's crack cocaine inside the bandings. Alright, 203 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,679 Speaker 1: nobody hears you try it? Right, there's crack cocaine inside 204 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,320 Speaker 1: the banding. You have to go home, all right. I'm sorry, 205 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 1: I mean just jumping in here. Look, and I think 206 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: the best thing that we can do, honestly, we're trying 207 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,520 Speaker 1: to make money. I'm thinking about having kids. I think 208 00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:10,480 Speaker 1: the best thing that we can do in the school 209 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: cannot second. Hold on, I'm a potential parent. I'm a 210 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 1: p p T a Potential Parent Teachers Association. Thank you 211 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:27,200 Speaker 1: very much. Okay, Presidential Clai Clara cla Clat. She keeps 212 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,120 Speaker 1: following me around, She keeps following me around. I do 213 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:38,199 Speaker 1: your daughter, Okay, Claire, this is your room and you 214 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:42,280 Speaker 1: have you have two brothers down the hall who share 215 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,360 Speaker 1: a room, and my wife and I are at the 216 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:49,199 Speaker 1: other end of the hall. And they're all at the 217 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:53,000 Speaker 1: kitchen table right now. So let's go. Let's go meet them. 218 00:13:53,920 --> 00:14:00,520 Speaker 1: Let's go meet them all. Look, everyone, it's Claire. Hello. 219 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,400 Speaker 1: I cook a bit, I clean a bit, and sometimes 220 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:08,920 Speaker 1: I am mean a bit. But if I try you, 221 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:17,840 Speaker 1: this is the weird girl from my class dying, Stephen. 222 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:21,080 Speaker 1: That's no way to talk to your new sister. Oh no, 223 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:28,160 Speaker 1: oh yes, oh my, I would really love to try 224 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 1: tell her to stop singing. Dad. Please. Okay, Claire, do 225 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,120 Speaker 1: you have a question for John? What the hell you 226 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,200 Speaker 1: mean you had a chaperone your new sister? Come on, man, 227 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:39,640 Speaker 1: let's get the hell out of here. Smoke a little piat. 228 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 1: Huh No, I got it. I gotta take care of 229 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:51,160 Speaker 1: her sucks. Dude, be cool, clear, Okay, I will definitely 230 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,600 Speaker 1: be cool. Big Burrow were of a sudden glass wear. 231 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 1: I'm a cigarette. I can be cool. I can be 232 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,920 Speaker 1: like the Jets from the West Side Story. Okay, that's 233 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:09,360 Speaker 1: not cool. West Story is not cool. It wasn't cool, John, Dude, 234 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,840 Speaker 1: maybe we'll hang out with another time. Man, this is 235 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:18,760 Speaker 1: no cool. I'm cool, mayonnaise. It's just so fucking good. 236 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaker 1: I'm addicted to him. Man, looked it. I'll talk to 237 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,440 Speaker 1: you later. Man, I gotta go. I'll come on, stay 238 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:28,720 Speaker 1: with my brother. He's a great guy. You're ruining my 239 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:34,080 Speaker 1: social life, Claire. But I just want to be the 240 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 1: right kind of sister. What is the right kind of system? No, 241 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: that's not gonna work on me. Look, what does he want? 242 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:51,360 Speaker 1: Why can't he love? Honey? You have to return Claire? 243 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: What do you mean? I mean the singing? It's too much. 244 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 1: Return her and there's no return. Or she came from 245 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: an orphanage. You don't bring it. You don't bring a 246 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 1: child back to an orphanage. Well, somebody puts kids in norphanage? 247 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 1: You wishould we should? Why don't you just teach her 248 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 1: to sing better until you're pleased with her voice? Gad 249 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:19,840 Speaker 1: in the moon. I am finally Okay, everyone, take five? 250 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:24,720 Speaker 1: Thank you? Hi, Yes you're looking up for a new stude. Yeah, 251 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a I'm a teacher. I teach children 252 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,120 Speaker 1: to sing and dance. What's going on? You emailed me? 253 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 1: I saw then email, Then you showed up at the 254 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 1: time that you had request? Is that right? Claire and share? 255 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 1: It's a funny name at Rhyme's jails the email. I 256 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,720 Speaker 1: don't know why. I think I might cry, what is this? 257 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,560 Speaker 1: Who is this? Who is this? I got and a 258 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:55,000 Speaker 1: gap too, then a scrappy little dot. I think I 259 00:16:55,160 --> 00:17:00,120 Speaker 1: might fit in. Oh my god, this is good, this 260 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 1: is good. Clears your name? Oh my god, I can 261 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,520 Speaker 1: work with this. I can mold this into something fantastic. 262 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 1: I love it that my name. Yeah, you just signed 263 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 1: this paperwork. She's all yours is a rolling bag of what? 264 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,359 Speaker 1: Why do you have a rolling bag? Here? These props? 265 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 1: What's inside you? My earthly possessions. I've got a tenant 266 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:28,640 Speaker 1: waist and a pair of character shoes. Oh my god, 267 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:33,040 Speaker 1: everything about this is perfect. You know. I had a 268 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,560 Speaker 1: chance to be on Broadway. I had my sights on 269 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:41,480 Speaker 1: the sun. I couldn't get where I wanted. Let me 270 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:48,240 Speaker 1: take you. If I could get back to New York, 271 00:17:49,280 --> 00:18:00,440 Speaker 1: I could show them all about it. Train. Let's I's 272 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:09,360 Speaker 1: seen one. Oh my, hello everyone. See two comes from 273 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,439 Speaker 1: from Tony, who wrote Dear Alchemist, I love you all 274 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,040 Speaker 1: so much. I'm so happy to hear the lovely Vanessa's 275 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:17,960 Speaker 1: voice again. Thank you guys for the amazing work you do. 276 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,280 Speaker 1: I am sincerely grateful for what you all do. I 277 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 1: just listen to the scene of everyone at the Eye 278 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,400 Speaker 1: Hoop convention. I loved everything about it, minus the part 279 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:30,560 Speaker 1: about berber carpet. It is actually very easy to clean 280 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:34,240 Speaker 1: blood out of berber. I know because I think carpets 281 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 1: for living. And please please email backstories. Please email back 282 00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:46,760 Speaker 1: story My suggestion a carpet cleaner who's hired to clean 283 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,159 Speaker 1: a carpet, but it's so hard it can't be clean. 284 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:52,640 Speaker 1: It's funny because this is my life and people flip 285 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,080 Speaker 1: out when I say I can't clean the damn slime 286 00:18:55,160 --> 00:19:00,919 Speaker 1: out of that carpet. Thanks again, Tony from Orlando, Florida. Alright, 287 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,600 Speaker 1: so what we're looking at here is actually a burn. 288 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:08,000 Speaker 1: It's this carpet is burned. My husband said you could 289 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: clean the carpet, so you can clean the compet. Let 290 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,640 Speaker 1: me just let me just let me just clean this, dear, 291 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:18,120 Speaker 1: really quick. I can clean anything, but literally, you fucking 292 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:25,679 Speaker 1: ben this compet fucking melted. You listen to me, Mr Overalls. 293 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,520 Speaker 1: You can clean the carpet or you can't. Everything else 294 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,440 Speaker 1: you have to say is I need to care, basispa, 295 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 1: and you don't need to care. Let me tell you 296 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,879 Speaker 1: a little secret about the inside of a copet cleaning guy. Now, 297 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,480 Speaker 1: I can fix this burn. I'm not gonna clean it. 298 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 1: But what I need you to do is find me 299 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,960 Speaker 1: a closet that not a lot of people go into 300 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,959 Speaker 1: in your in your house. Follow me, okay, all right, 301 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,680 Speaker 1: and it's it's gotta be a carpet in closet. We're 302 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:57,280 Speaker 1: just going downstairs. Follow me. Watch, thank you. Not a 303 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:02,159 Speaker 1: lot of light down hair that a like dangerous. Okay, 304 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,800 Speaker 1: So this is the downstairs room where we have the 305 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,880 Speaker 1: downstairs bathroom in the closet, and it's all car dead. 306 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,639 Speaker 1: I just need you to put your hand in here, 307 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:14,640 Speaker 1: okay before I opened the door. Just slip your hand 308 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 1: in that hole right there and you can chink. How 309 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,400 Speaker 1: do you like it? Now? Mr, I gotta go down 310 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:33,520 Speaker 1: and find a car from the closet some sort of Yeah, 311 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,920 Speaker 1: we gotta replace Jerry lost his hand in one of 312 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,800 Speaker 1: the carpet in a call, so we gotta replace him. 313 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:41,920 Speaker 1: But I mean that's pretty much all I got going 314 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,560 Speaker 1: on here. Besides that, I mean, all the houses are 315 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:48,120 Speaker 1: looking good and all that. So yeah, yeah, I gotta 316 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 1: leave check up on the carpets we sold already. Yeah, 317 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 1: of course we're not going to clean the copet that 318 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 1: we didn't sell, you know, saying somebody else has a 319 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,480 Speaker 1: carpet that they bought from somebody else we gotta clean. 320 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,320 Speaker 1: Let me say, somebody, we go in there, you take 321 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,200 Speaker 1: a ship on that compet, and that's not a metaphor. 322 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 1: All right, you actually take a dump on that compet Okay, 323 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,080 Speaker 1: I saw it in the manual. I thought that couldn't 324 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,800 Speaker 1: possibly be true. Oh that's true. I mean there's two 325 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 1: chapters on for got six. It's not a typo, you 326 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:17,520 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Boster, I didn't see my name 327 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,159 Speaker 1: on the schedule for any Jerry, how you do? Uh? 328 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,560 Speaker 1: I mean we gave you paid leave. Jerry. You don't 329 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,639 Speaker 1: gotta come in, all right, I need to come in. 330 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,280 Speaker 1: This is my life, this is my job. Do you 331 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:35,600 Speaker 1: need to replace that bandage? No, I think honestly, I've 332 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,440 Speaker 1: got to go to the doctor's office to get it 333 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 1: from place, because Jerry, that's your day one bandage. Okay, 334 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,480 Speaker 1: it's been two weeks since stacks. You gotta change the bandage. 335 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 1: Hold on, we got some of the how do you do? 336 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,840 Speaker 1: How are you going? I'm not going. Well, I haven't 337 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,640 Speaker 1: for a rug with a indelible staying. Excuse me an 338 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:59,159 Speaker 1: indelible stay. No, I made a mistake Grammily and Speaki 339 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,119 Speaker 1: Lee and you did a well. So now we're equals. 340 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,040 Speaker 1: So let me see this one here. Let me get 341 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,639 Speaker 1: a receipt here. Okay, So we did give you this 342 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,919 Speaker 1: this broke okay, Uh, okay, Marco, won't you come up 343 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:13,480 Speaker 1: here on tandlers? All right? Yeah, I know, Jerry, Jerry, 344 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:19,800 Speaker 1: We're good, We're good. I get it. Jesus, Slimy, Slimy. 345 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,520 Speaker 1: I'd rather not work with that gentleman. I don't want 346 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:33,120 Speaker 1: the man. I guess by default, I'll help you. Then, 347 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,119 Speaker 1: how do you do? Good? So we sold you this 348 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:43,680 Speaker 1: for rug? That's correct? Absolutely, Okay, this is Erman. This 349 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:47,040 Speaker 1: is It was a Irman. It was an Erman animal 350 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:51,760 Speaker 1: and now it's an Erman rug. Okay, and uh what exactly? Family, 351 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: I believe, Yeah, I know what an Erman is, ma'am. 352 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,920 Speaker 1: Uh I do as well. I guess we're equals, just 353 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 1: like I and the other man. Okay, looks like there's 354 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,840 Speaker 1: some bubble gum here and uh and it looks like 355 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:09,240 Speaker 1: there's a red wine and uh it possibly dog vomit. 356 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:15,320 Speaker 1: We had assume you're a man of culture. Uh sure, 357 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 1: we had a fondue party at my flat and one 358 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 1: thing led to another and the Erman has been okay, fun, dude, 359 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 1: I don't think justifies the bubble gum, dog vomit or one. 360 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 1: Maybe the wine. I guess the wine and the dog 361 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,679 Speaker 1: vomit and the bubble gum. Actually, I'll never own an 362 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,200 Speaker 1: erman again. So that's why I'm here. I want to brand. 363 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,880 Speaker 1: You wrote something, something that people look at and then 364 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:55,640 Speaker 1: they say, this guy knows, this guy knows. Okay, okay, 365 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 1: Well I think I can help you find a rug 366 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,960 Speaker 1: with we will really think you're sophisticated. What about that 367 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,040 Speaker 1: rug in the back that says not for se that's 368 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,560 Speaker 1: that's not for sale? You know, if you're really looking 369 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:13,119 Speaker 1: for a rug that like pops sales? Sorry, jump in here, 370 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,880 Speaker 1: but do you work here? No? No, no, I don't. 371 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 1: But look, if you really want a rug that popsy, 372 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,920 Speaker 1: where do you guys? You want to do? Human hair? 373 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 1: Human hair? Endless supply? You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, 374 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,879 Speaker 1: you grow it? How often do you grow human hair? Um? 375 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,040 Speaker 1: Well I'm bald on top? So um I grow it 376 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,920 Speaker 1: on my chest? What about the bottom? What about the 377 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:45,560 Speaker 1: bottom on top? Hey? What's that? Jesus? What? Okay? Slimy 378 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:53,440 Speaker 1: as out he's looking to see? Does he under the desk? 379 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,840 Speaker 1: You know what? He's just touching our feet. I think 380 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,840 Speaker 1: the best thing to do is just let it be. Look, 381 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 1: human hair rugs not only are cheap, but it's a 382 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:05,840 Speaker 1: constant stream of fluff like I just took, like I 383 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,760 Speaker 1: took our shoes. Look, man, let it be, Let it be. 384 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,600 Speaker 1: Look every carpet you're looking at here, it's gonna be oxidized. 385 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,840 Speaker 1: Oxygen is are going to hit it and turn it 386 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 1: into citrus. I know what oxydition is, well, good goods. 387 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,160 Speaker 1: Something that moves me, right, it takes me to water. 388 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 1: You want water that will want to move you and 389 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:33,680 Speaker 1: like rug? You know, oh no, you know. Now you 390 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,840 Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. I know exactly what you're 391 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 1: talking abo, I know exactly the kind of cry. I'm sorry, 392 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,480 Speaker 1: crunching numbers in the back but they couldn't hear. But 393 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,840 Speaker 1: here's the kind of desire you have for some sort 394 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,320 Speaker 1: of sort of like might be some sort of like um, 395 00:25:55,760 --> 00:26:01,200 Speaker 1: some sort of like special that moves here. I'm thank you. 396 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,159 Speaker 1: Maybe he wants to order rug. We hip too, and 397 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,879 Speaker 1: maybe we give him. I show up, We got no, 398 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,719 Speaker 1: you're good. Look I get it, okay with a lot 399 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,440 Speaker 1: of pearsons on her face. Hey, you know, wait, so 400 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,800 Speaker 1: your wife works here and you don't, but you hang 401 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,120 Speaker 1: at one I mean wife, schmie, who gives a ship 402 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:23,440 Speaker 1: I'll marry you. I don't give a ship. All right, office, dude, 403 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,680 Speaker 1: this is the house where I got my hand cut 404 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 1: off in the I'd like you to arrest the owner 405 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,800 Speaker 1: right inside. I think that it's it was. It's illegal 406 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 1: to cut a person's hand off the loss. Okay, Well, 407 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,760 Speaker 1: then knock on the door and I want to show 408 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,160 Speaker 1: me your hand again. There's no hand there, it's gone. 409 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,439 Speaker 1: You gotta get the band aids replaced. That's like two 410 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:51,639 Speaker 1: three weeks old. It's expensive, Okay, it's expensive. It it 411 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,679 Speaker 1: hurts when they change the band and just I want justice. 412 00:26:54,680 --> 00:27:01,600 Speaker 1: It's okay, all right, let's do this. He steele, you're 413 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 1: gonna stay in the car? Are you coming in? I'm 414 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,600 Speaker 1: staying in the car if that's a real option. Not 415 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:15,040 Speaker 1: That stump is gross covered and covered. Okay, change the 416 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:19,920 Speaker 1: bandages on that stump. I can't can't un smell. Do 417 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,960 Speaker 1: you want me to come out with you? I can go. 418 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 1: I just can't be close to that dude. Well, I 419 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,560 Speaker 1: guess I don't need to be at the door when 420 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 1: they get arrested. I just want something. I couldn't more. 421 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,880 Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more. It's very confusing. While he came 422 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,239 Speaker 1: with us. He seems to take me seriously. I got 423 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,320 Speaker 1: my hand cut off in this house. Yeah, okay, I'm 424 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 1: coming in, but you need take four steps back and 425 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,640 Speaker 1: then I'm gonna join my partner stepping back, I stepping back. 426 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 1: We do need him to identify who did this, so 427 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:56,240 Speaker 1: he has to be here, Officers. Henry and Henry, we 428 00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:00,639 Speaker 1: gotta we gotta, we gotta ice cream on Henry is sheely. 429 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,480 Speaker 1: We got Henry and steely, but the other Henry is 430 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: on a different, different beat. That is my bee. I 431 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,200 Speaker 1: was just gonna hit of Henry and Henry on on 432 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:14,920 Speaker 1: an ice cream case. So um, okay, okay, all right, 433 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,800 Speaker 1: well let's give that. Let's to the other hand. Yeah, ye, 434 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:30,200 Speaker 1: ice cream for him? It's cream case. Officers, what do 435 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:37,040 Speaker 1: I owe the pleasure? Yes? Please come in. This is 436 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 1: this is my home. Vampires were allowed to come in. 437 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,480 Speaker 1: We have a search for it. You don't need to 438 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:46,840 Speaker 1: do that, Henry, you have a search. This is exciting, Yes, 439 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,160 Speaker 1: sir madam, we have uh we got a man with 440 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,440 Speaker 1: a weeping stump and we got reason to believe. How 441 00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:01,960 Speaker 1: is not great? I can't change the bandages. It seems expensive. 442 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 1: Can we take a look around. Mind, if we take 443 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:09,440 Speaker 1: a look around, Mikasa soukasa, do you know what that meant? Henry? No, 444 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,320 Speaker 1: my bad, my house? Your house? What would you like 445 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,720 Speaker 1: to say first? How can I am? Um? Don't you 446 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,400 Speaker 1: want soup? By the way, I was just making the 447 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:25,640 Speaker 1: nice bullio base. I love soup. Also got a gun boat, 448 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,200 Speaker 1: I've also got a gun we don't need. We don't 449 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,280 Speaker 1: eat at a potential murdering kind of people. It's like 450 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,080 Speaker 1: a meal in a soup. No say no to gumbo. 451 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,560 Speaker 1: So they only took the mint chocolate chip. Why would 452 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,239 Speaker 1: they only take one flavor? Those sick bastards, those come down, 453 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:51,680 Speaker 1: cost down, come down? How many? Why aren't they here? 454 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,720 Speaker 1: Do you to listen to? You to have another clip on? Okay, 455 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,479 Speaker 1: I need to be able to put my hair back 456 00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,640 Speaker 1: right now. I can't get into this ice cream? All right, 457 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,440 Speaker 1: I don't have another cliff on. Okay, okay, listen, listen, okay. 458 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,400 Speaker 1: What we gotta do right now? And we just gotta 459 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:10,720 Speaker 1: start praying because the only thing left right now, he's gone, 460 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,440 Speaker 1: all right, what does that have to do with anything? 461 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 1: They took all the mid chocolate chip. Sick bathard, sick bathard? 462 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:30,600 Speaker 1: Hold me. If we prey, we pray the cattle tag 463 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:36,280 Speaker 1: the pain. What are you doing? They don't know what 464 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,320 Speaker 1: that means? You don't know? Get down. We don't have 465 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,400 Speaker 1: been chocolate chip. Okay, we have the other story flavors. 466 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,960 Speaker 1: You have thirty flavors though, Yes we have thirty flavors. 467 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,720 Speaker 1: Do you have rocky roll? Yes? We have everything said 468 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,880 Speaker 1: chocolate chip. Did you hear what he said or not? I? 469 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: I mean and I heard it, but it's all very startling. 470 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:07,160 Speaker 1: There's weeping mint ladies. Police are on their way to 471 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:11,680 Speaker 1: investigate this case. Excuse me. My name is Officer Henry, 472 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,160 Speaker 1: and I thank god been called here for an ice 473 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:22,320 Speaker 1: cream case. So I hello, Hi, stop stop this. I 474 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,760 Speaker 1: don't give I just be're not ordering mint chocolate chip 475 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:32,200 Speaker 1: because that's my favorite place? Yep, I love mint juccolate chip. Sorry, 476 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 1: good enough? But over here is everyone doing cones today? 477 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,080 Speaker 1: I just gonna go freaked up? Oh already, Well, why 478 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: don't we all go somewhere that has mint chocolate chip? 479 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:54,000 Speaker 1: Stop us find it? Got away scott free, open the bag. 480 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:59,920 Speaker 1: You take a look inside this. The mint brasher put 481 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,560 Speaker 1: a fucking gunaway thrasher. I'm kill him getting kill him. 482 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,240 Speaker 1: We put this on the black market, Thrasher, we'll be 483 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,240 Speaker 1: living in money. You won't have to kill get deem milted, 484 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,040 Speaker 1: you idiot. No, No, we put it in nice. We'll 485 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:21,040 Speaker 1: get it there. We're almost at the hide out. I'm 486 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 1: gonna kill him. I'm getting big killing Thrash. It's not 487 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,960 Speaker 1: that kind of job. And just put the gun away. Look, 488 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,160 Speaker 1: we gotta put this on ice A six. That's a 489 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:35,680 Speaker 1: nice gun. Oh, ship up and noticed the gesticulating with 490 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:41,840 Speaker 1: the gun. What is that ut off shotgun? Yeah, it's 491 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:46,959 Speaker 1: just off nice. That's a nice She already sees us. 492 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:53,800 Speaker 1: Thank you. I sawed it off myself. All the people 493 00:32:54,200 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: I'm right here on Just shoot her you want to 494 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 1: shoot I mean, she hasn't done anything wrong. She's not 495 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,520 Speaker 1: I'm just making conversations. She's a witness Thrasher, for God's sakes. 496 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,720 Speaker 1: Shoot her for I mean, I don't there's a certain rule, 497 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 1: like somebody has to do something to me your tattoos. 498 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,000 Speaker 1: Thrasher crush on her. So we're all going around telling 499 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,040 Speaker 1: good to thrash her stories that that was one of 500 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:27,800 Speaker 1: the best. You know, it's great to remember. That was 501 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,600 Speaker 1: a good one. Yeah, du the sawed off shotgun meet 502 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:37,400 Speaker 1: cute was like, so thrashed her. Do you hear a 503 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:44,040 Speaker 1: sound coming from the coffin bucket? Yeah, the bucket that 504 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 1: seemed to the bucket coffin. He really did bury himself 505 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:58,600 Speaker 1: in the bucket. He really didn't love Seen three comes 506 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,440 Speaker 1: to Patron v i P. Joseph who wrote to Alchemy Team. 507 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,480 Speaker 1: My wife brought me a v I P patron membership 508 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,560 Speaker 1: for my birthday. This made my day because one, you 509 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,239 Speaker 1: do amazing work that brightens the lives of others, and too, 510 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 1: I no longer have to feel a slight pang of 511 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,440 Speaker 1: guilt while enjoying your work. I also got the added 512 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,160 Speaker 1: bonus of watching some of your zoom recordings. It was 513 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:27,840 Speaker 1: fun putting faces to voices scenes. Suggestion, faithful cross country 514 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:35,560 Speaker 1: family trips, Stay healthy. Sincerely, Joseph from New Hampshire. Honey, 515 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,360 Speaker 1: the carsloaded, can we just get the kids out? Already 516 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,160 Speaker 1: plays the car and getting them and getting them in 517 00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,120 Speaker 1: their fucking jam right, just packed, the car is packed, 518 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 1: everything's ready to go. While I'm trying, I'm trying to 519 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,879 Speaker 1: get them in their gym. You had the easy job. 520 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,920 Speaker 1: You put luggage in in an inanimate object. I have 521 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,640 Speaker 1: writing human being. I'm not disagreeing. But the sun will 522 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,879 Speaker 1: be up been minutes. Okay, Louis will be right there. 523 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:09,160 Speaker 1: Everything's great, Thanks for asking. I don't want to go 524 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,920 Speaker 1: on vacation. Guess you do. We love vacation. Get your button. 525 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:21,600 Speaker 1: Come on, come on, okay, everyone, every national puck. That's right, Dad, 526 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:26,160 Speaker 1: that's right. Grandpa. Here he smells like crackers. We don't 527 00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,200 Speaker 1: say that. We don't say that. Everyone got their water bottles. 528 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:37,040 Speaker 1: Why are we putting on pajamas in the morning because 529 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,759 Speaker 1: we don't have time to change our clothes all the time. 530 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,640 Speaker 1: We want to be comfortable. We don't want to be uncomfortable. 531 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,720 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear my sleeeper is digging into 532 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:54,279 Speaker 1: my cry soft pants. Buttons in the back in the back, 533 00:35:55,520 --> 00:36:04,239 Speaker 1: Oh sums up, draw, I've dr We're in the al 534 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,640 Speaker 1: right now listen, all right now. Look, when we open 535 00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:10,359 Speaker 1: these national parks, we have a duty, okay, not only 536 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:18,160 Speaker 1: to ourselves but everything. Goddam huh he said duty, Jason, 537 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,439 Speaker 1: Do you think this is funny? Do you think putting 538 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,560 Speaker 1: on this uniform as a joke? No, but your buttons 539 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,000 Speaker 1: are in I'm gonna get this fucking pine cone shoving 540 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,680 Speaker 1: your gun. Damn fucking mouth. Huh. You know if I 541 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:36,560 Speaker 1: killed you, I left goddamn which all right, Now, look, 542 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,720 Speaker 1: we have a duty to ourselves in every American and everybody. 543 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,920 Speaker 1: Is this funny to everybody? He keeps saying, duty? Is 544 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,759 Speaker 1: this funny? Everybody? Don't you come up here? At him? 545 00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,440 Speaker 1: Come up here. I don't have anything to say to 546 00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,160 Speaker 1: the group. I mean you said no. No. I I 547 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:06,120 Speaker 1: actually think you're a good guy and I want it. Okay, 548 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,600 Speaker 1: what's up chief pine Cone? Here? Everybody? Yeah? Well, see 549 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:15,480 Speaker 1: this is a natural occurring cone from a pine here 550 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,799 Speaker 1: in our forest. Right, we know where pine guns come from. 551 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:35,120 Speaker 1: Cheap give me? Oh, this is national all right, people 552 00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:38,640 Speaker 1: that come here, let's put over here. This ranger looks helpful. 553 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,480 Speaker 1: My dad wants us to pull over. Pull over, all right, 554 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:47,960 Speaker 1: he knows the rangers. Here we go. If you were 555 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,560 Speaker 1: you just have been listening to fucking podcast and I've 556 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,480 Speaker 1: been taking care of anyone in the goddamn car. So 557 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:56,040 Speaker 1: just pull over and don't give me. Americans, how are 558 00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:01,080 Speaker 1: you hi, I'm gonna help you. I've got I've got 559 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:09,319 Speaker 1: a pass. Oh a senior, God bless you can come 560 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,799 Speaker 1: in no chart but everyone else will have to pay 561 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:20,239 Speaker 1: range Rick, you ever heard of Mark Marin you were 562 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,560 Speaker 1: listening to Why are you doing this? No, I don't 563 00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:30,200 Speaker 1: mean it's oh buddy, he's piste off, he's angry. There's 564 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,320 Speaker 1: like twenty minutes of guitar noodling at the end of 565 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:39,040 Speaker 1: every episode, and there's forty minutes of just brain dump 566 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,520 Speaker 1: at the top. You gotta really dig for the nut 567 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,680 Speaker 1: in that one. Let's go see the trailheads. Let's no, 568 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,200 Speaker 1: we're not we're we're in another National parking down. I'm 569 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,680 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna give you guys a secret route here 570 00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:57,479 Speaker 1: on this man. Listen to a lot of true crime 571 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,360 Speaker 1: podcasts also, so secret route is always a good idea. 572 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,680 Speaker 1: Travel not so taken. Wow, as long as it's not 573 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,279 Speaker 1: a taken to a second location, we'll be fine. What 574 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,440 Speaker 1: did he say right now? Travel? Travel, not show taken, 575 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,000 Speaker 1: be safe, the road less traveled. I mean it's a 576 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:18,759 Speaker 1: great it's a great way to go, be safe. And 577 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,640 Speaker 1: that that sounded odd, that was foreboding. Let's can we 578 00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,279 Speaker 1: get back on the road, dad. Have we seen in 579 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,320 Speaker 1: that boys? I hope we see some bears. There's crackers 580 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:36,919 Speaker 1: all over me es the saltines. Be nice to granddad. Hey, 581 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:40,839 Speaker 1: how did you How did you find this trailhead you're 582 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,200 Speaker 1: not supposed to know about? We got a secret map. Listen, 583 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,799 Speaker 1: old timer. I don't think you should be going up 584 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,640 Speaker 1: this way. And that's the problem. It's a dangerous route. 585 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,440 Speaker 1: Are you here? What's your deal? Do you work here? Uh? 586 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,800 Speaker 1: Don't worry about that, all right? Who put up? Kids? 587 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,560 Speaker 1: Don't do that to each other. Don't do stop touching 588 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,839 Speaker 1: each other's belly. If you touched me first, open it's 589 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:09,440 Speaker 1: a portal to another dimension that happened with buttons, you know. 590 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:16,240 Speaker 1: Excuse me, friend, are you familiar with this American life past? Louis? 591 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,200 Speaker 1: What do you hope the game from this? I don't 592 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:22,680 Speaker 1: know what it's what it's about, it's about this American life, 593 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,560 Speaker 1: you know life. Oh it's vin Yett. It's a series 594 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:31,439 Speaker 1: of yets. Mr Maron. There's a huge fan of yours 595 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,200 Speaker 1: who just wants to come in and just say hi. 596 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,600 Speaker 1: I mean, obviously I don't want to impress. I don't 597 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,160 Speaker 1: even have to do it, but I mean, he's this, 598 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,040 Speaker 1: This gentleman's been standing out there for two hours, I mean, 599 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,600 Speaker 1: during your entire They're just just like, so hanging out 600 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:49,840 Speaker 1: outside my uh my garage here? Yeah, you know I 601 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:54,279 Speaker 1: got I got fucking Neil Young is here. I know, 602 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:58,640 Speaker 1: I know, I just didn't for for some some some 603 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,880 Speaker 1: fan come it in. Yeah yeah, I just if you 604 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,959 Speaker 1: want to say hi, not I'll tell him to go away. 605 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,520 Speaker 1: I just want to let you know I didn't want 606 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:10,080 Speaker 1: to say anything before, you know, having this conversation before him. 607 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,680 Speaker 1: That's it, all right. I guess this is why I 608 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:17,520 Speaker 1: hire an intern. Yeah, you know, I have been here 609 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:23,600 Speaker 1: for six years. I would like to get at this point. 610 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,440 Speaker 1: That's on you man. Yeah, okay, well then what do 611 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,840 Speaker 1: you want me to do? You? I mean, how what 612 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:32,200 Speaker 1: could I want to be a full time employee? Okay? 613 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:38,160 Speaker 1: All right? Are you familiar with this American life? Yeah, 614 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:43,040 Speaker 1: it's a lot of vinigarette. We're reporting all of this marking. 615 00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,279 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. I just put it out and put 616 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,200 Speaker 1: it out, like, what what do you think if I 617 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:52,000 Speaker 1: can edit this thing? My job is just a HIV 618 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,680 Speaker 1: record and then I take off. Yeah. Are you getting 619 00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,839 Speaker 1: paid or you an intern too? Don't know? He gets paid. 620 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,640 Speaker 1: He's the engineer. Man, Well what do they help? Well? 621 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:09,400 Speaker 1: I what who's here? Mom? Dad? I don't want to 622 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,840 Speaker 1: just stand out here. Can't we go to Disneyland or something? 623 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,719 Speaker 1: Your dad has some things to do before we get there, 624 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,360 Speaker 1: So this is we're just stopping, and it's gonna be 625 00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:27,000 Speaker 1: the building character sweetie. Who the hell? Who put Disneyland 626 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:32,480 Speaker 1: in the kid's head? How's that? Lewis? Yeah, you know, 627 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I'm guilty. I guess I'm 628 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,240 Speaker 1: the big devil. I'm the big fucking devil in the minivan. 629 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,919 Speaker 1: We're going to Florida. We're going right next to Disneyland, 630 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,080 Speaker 1: and we have two children in the car that have 631 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:53,840 Speaker 1: been shredded by my father's cracker shrapnel. So sorry to 632 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,640 Speaker 1: walk up on you. I'm sorry my shirt is off 633 00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,840 Speaker 1: and I'm wearing too short of shorts. But oh, I 634 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,920 Speaker 1: think they're greatly. I got some traps around here. I'm 635 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,440 Speaker 1: hunting fox and other kind of otter kind of creatures, 636 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,359 Speaker 1: and I just want to let you know that they're 637 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:13,200 Speaker 1: they're my food, buddy. Were these shoes right here where 638 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,960 Speaker 1: my left foot is thirteen and a half of my 639 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:19,320 Speaker 1: right foot is uh seven? Orange? Significantly, that's an orange. 640 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:24,600 Speaker 1: So I just wanted to touch base with you guys 641 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,480 Speaker 1: and let you know who I am. So there was 642 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,960 Speaker 1: some kind of maybe uh domestic issue, and I just 643 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:36,000 Speaker 1: want to jump into what are you saying? Nothing at all? Look, 644 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:41,440 Speaker 1: I haven't just seen I'm just gonna say he's not wrong. Well, 645 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,600 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna drop off this homemade. I also say, 646 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:50,560 Speaker 1: I love the way your navel has that great little 647 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,719 Speaker 1: soldier of hairs marching into shorts. I think that was 648 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:59,560 Speaker 1: my mother. Yeah, you got your hair from your mother. 649 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:05,399 Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, my navel hair. Oh listen, family, thanks 650 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,480 Speaker 1: for pulling up here. But you're in Florida. This is 651 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,719 Speaker 1: disney World. Disneyland is three thousand miles away. It's the 652 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:17,360 Speaker 1: same thing. The same people say Disneyland. We have to 653 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:23,759 Speaker 1: turn them away. It's just the rules. It's Disney h 654 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,520 Speaker 1: We have been drying, We have been wearing these same 655 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:33,120 Speaker 1: pajamas back in the car teen dates. My kids are bleeding, 656 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,799 Speaker 1: my father's buttons have popped off. I left a man 657 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,280 Speaker 1: in the ever glance that I could see myself building 658 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,640 Speaker 1: a life with a Please let us at the park. 659 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:48,200 Speaker 1: It's on the way back. That's I are a glass. 660 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,279 Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us again. We're gonna talk a little 661 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:56,480 Speaker 1: bit about family trips. Today, folks have been interview. Just 662 00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:01,279 Speaker 1: a second, I gotta wake up my engineers. S all right, Steve, 663 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,120 Speaker 1: that was a good one. I that was one of 664 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,799 Speaker 1: your best one. Thanks, thanks man, Thanks. I just want 665 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,279 Speaker 1: to do the wrap around and we can call it 666 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:11,040 Speaker 1: a day. Okay, yeah, absolutely, were you firing on all cylinders? 667 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,400 Speaker 1: I appreciate that, buddy. So I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 668 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,920 Speaker 1: We've ran into tote bags. Okay, there's no way for 669 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,040 Speaker 1: us to get any more funded. Okay, how could that 670 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,719 Speaker 1: fucking happen? How? I don't I don't know. I don't know. 671 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,960 Speaker 1: Somebody funked up. Somebody punked up. Look, tote bags are 672 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,800 Speaker 1: the life source of this show. You're gonna have to 673 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,839 Speaker 1: sell it, Okay. You're gonna have to give some possesss 674 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,000 Speaker 1: to what we're doing here. Please sell. Sell. It's all 675 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,359 Speaker 1: I do is sell what kick get up? Kick it up. 676 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:44,719 Speaker 1: We're alive, all right? This yr O. Sorry, Glass. I 677 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:49,440 Speaker 1: was just having another conversation with Steve the engineer about 678 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,400 Speaker 1: how important it is you folks are out there. So 679 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,840 Speaker 1: I want her offer a new gift bag. And in 680 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,200 Speaker 1: this gift bag is a zoom with me. You get 681 00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:00,440 Speaker 1: a twenty minute Q and a hell, let's like twenty 682 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,360 Speaker 1: questions just you and me Sole. Do you hear that 683 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,480 Speaker 1: if you get this toebag you get a zoom with 684 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:12,680 Speaker 1: Ira Glass? Do you get a top? I didn't say 685 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,120 Speaker 1: anything about a tote bag, but I need to cut 686 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:19,279 Speaker 1: you off. Go ahead. I just think we all sit 687 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,319 Speaker 1: around in this radio. I think it would be fun 688 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,680 Speaker 1: if we all pitched in and got ourselves a gift 689 00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,919 Speaker 1: bag with the zoom. Well, there's nothing about a gift 690 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,160 Speaker 1: bag again, it's just a zoom as I heard. I mean, 691 00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:38,000 Speaker 1: I didn't hear gift bag. I just heard the zoom. 692 00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,840 Speaker 1: You know. No, he said gift bag, but I was unclear. 693 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,680 Speaker 1: I there was a tote. Well, I'm sure we can 694 00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,120 Speaker 1: get it. Some other people around here that would pitch 695 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,520 Speaker 1: in five ten dollars to try to get a zoom 696 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,160 Speaker 1: call so we could all ask Mr Glass some questions? 697 00:46:52,120 --> 00:47:01,000 Speaker 1: Twenty anyone five dollars? I don't know. I got two 698 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,000 Speaker 1: dollars on I got I have my life shaving two 699 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:08,480 Speaker 1: hundred and seventy thousand. It's more than enough. We can 700 00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:13,160 Speaker 1: get it. I reglass on. You three are the ones 701 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,920 Speaker 1: who won the big prize. You're gonna get the each 702 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,120 Speaker 1: one of you gets this toe bag and we mailed 703 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,320 Speaker 1: it to your house, and you're also going to be 704 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,960 Speaker 1: a zoomed in five seconds with the how do I 705 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:30,680 Speaker 1: doom you already? You're already answer? Are we are resuming? 706 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,520 Speaker 1: And you hear me? Can you hear me? Welcome back? 707 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,000 Speaker 1: I can hear you? Can you hear hear me? I 708 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:41,200 Speaker 1: hear an echo? Can you can you hear me? Right 709 00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,880 Speaker 1: after you say can you hear me? Which sounds okay? 710 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,480 Speaker 1: Oh hi folks, Houn's everybody, I hear him? Can you 711 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:55,000 Speaker 1: see I hear him? Can you see us? So? Once again, 712 00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,279 Speaker 1: rock and Roll Hall of Famer Neil Young is here. 713 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:05,279 Speaker 1: But my my intern Rudy, who because my life, I 714 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:11,239 Speaker 1: guess is uh is is an open book, has interrupted 715 00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,960 Speaker 1: my recording with this legendary rock star uh to tell 716 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,839 Speaker 1: me that a fan of mine is is apparently outside 717 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,200 Speaker 1: and uh and I guess, I guess talk to the guy. 718 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,439 Speaker 1: Uh so, uh so, what why are you here? What's 719 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:31,239 Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Mark? We just want to let 720 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,000 Speaker 1: you know that you're a two hours and thirty minutes 721 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,520 Speaker 1: right now. Okay, that's fine, that's fine. I can pat 722 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:43,480 Speaker 1: it with guitar at the end. Okay, so this guy 723 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,520 Speaker 1: is a little shy. I guess, uh, you know, he 724 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,640 Speaker 1: just finished, he finished a long road trip. Mark, So 725 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,120 Speaker 1: he's just uh, he's a little tired, but he's he's here. Okay, 726 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,680 Speaker 1: you got a rally, babe, you got a rally. We're 727 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,200 Speaker 1: waiting in the drive way. Just go talk to the guy. 728 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,480 Speaker 1: What am I gonna? I don't know. But you put 729 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:07,800 Speaker 1: us here, You put us here, You gave Rudy. So 730 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,520 Speaker 1: I noticed there's a lot of a lot of a 731 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:13,000 Speaker 1: lot of crackers, crackers in your car. What's uh? What's uh? 732 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,160 Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah, that's my that's my father in law. 733 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,919 Speaker 1: He um, he loves he loves crackers. I can't believe 734 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,200 Speaker 1: I've been I've been shedding an MPO tote bags for 735 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,120 Speaker 1: two weeks. Oh hey, dad, you followed us in. Yeah, 736 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,839 Speaker 1: that's my father in law. Mark. Alright, So what's going 737 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:33,600 Speaker 1: on with this guy? Holy sh it? Is that Neil Young? Yeah? Yeah, 738 00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,920 Speaker 1: don't mind about that. That's uh, no, you're what's important 739 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:41,800 Speaker 1: right now? Obviously, Yeah, he was gonna show tunings for 740 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:45,440 Speaker 1: Cinnamon Girl. But but no, no, this this family of 741 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,520 Speaker 1: road trippers is here and uh and we're gonna we're 742 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,080 Speaker 1: gonna talk this up. So how about that? That election? 743 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:59,160 Speaker 1: What very pretty crazy? Yeah, we live are still in California. 744 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:08,200 Speaker 1: That's our show for it today. I want to thank 745 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,960 Speaker 1: all the Alchemists and no particular orders, starting with Vanessa Rogin. 746 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,480 Speaker 1: Thank you so damn much for coming back having me. 747 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:20,200 Speaker 1: I miss you guys so fun. Uh so, still no 748 00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:25,440 Speaker 1: plans whatsoever to depart from your current location. I mean, 749 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:30,640 Speaker 1: the second there is of a scene or the school's reopen, 750 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,960 Speaker 1: can't wait. Um, but it's really nice to be somewhere 751 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,719 Speaker 1: safe and lovely. And we get outside a lot and 752 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,759 Speaker 1: it's so pretty and I haven't seen fall in fifteen years, 753 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,880 Speaker 1: but I can't wait to be back. I miss everything, 754 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,680 Speaker 1: but like I think everybody misses everything right now. What 755 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,960 Speaker 1: I here is we may never see you in person again. No, 756 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,719 Speaker 1: there's no scene, Well there is, but I don't know 757 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,880 Speaker 1: that we're going to get you out of there. But 758 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,160 Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming along, and hopefully you'll 759 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,560 Speaker 1: come back soon. I'd love to, all right. And Donny's 760 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,080 Speaker 1: chart better dot com is where you want to go 761 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:07,720 Speaker 1: for amazing classes and shows and gatherings and past stuff 762 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,760 Speaker 1: and and check out Dune type better dot com. Please, 763 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:15,239 Speaker 1: Craig Atkowski, thank you so much. Hey, my pleasure, r 764 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,800 Speaker 1: I p Alex Trebeck, you know as a as a 765 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,719 Speaker 1: quintessidence will know it all. I gotta give it up 766 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,600 Speaker 1: for the for the all time, know it all. That's right. 767 00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:26,320 Speaker 1: I was watching a video of of profane Alex Trebeck 768 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,880 Speaker 1: out takes that really made my days. So it's easily 769 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,560 Speaker 1: findable on Twitter. Uh, and you will enjoy it. Not 770 00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,200 Speaker 1: to be a buzz kill. But wasn't most of his 771 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:36,800 Speaker 1: know at all right there on a card he was 772 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:40,920 Speaker 1: holding in his hand. Come on, dude, just it's tone 773 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,320 Speaker 1: not content right right? If you didn't get an ethnic 774 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,840 Speaker 1: question right and you were that ethnicity, he would let 775 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:53,200 Speaker 1: you know. Yes, oh this is so quick. But Jamie Flamm, 776 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,680 Speaker 1: who I do Dynasty with, his parents own a locksmith 777 00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,400 Speaker 1: company in um the Valley and Alextra I used to 778 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,560 Speaker 1: come in because he was fascinated with locks and he 779 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,880 Speaker 1: would come in just to show them interesting mechanisms and 780 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,000 Speaker 1: like he was just a guy that loved to be 781 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,600 Speaker 1: interested by things, which I think is so exciting to 782 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:16,680 Speaker 1: know that was so enjoyable, so sweet. Right on, he 783 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,279 Speaker 1: will be missed a tool, saying thank you so much 784 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,360 Speaker 1: for coming back. Please return as soon as possible. Thank you, 785 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,840 Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, I wanted to mention that there's a 786 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,799 Speaker 1: podcast playing that I'm that I've done called Death by 787 00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:33,520 Speaker 1: Sunset comes out Friday, November or something, remember something. It is, alright, 788 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:37,160 Speaker 1: my favorite day in the month. And Craig just to 789 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,719 Speaker 1: go back Craigslist. Uh, Spooky time is wrapped up. Yeah, 790 00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:44,040 Speaker 1: but there will be more holiday episodes for Thanksgiving and Christmas. 791 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,279 Speaker 1: We've got the bug now in tons of free time, 792 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,560 Speaker 1: so we're gonna good keep watching holiday theme movies and 793 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,960 Speaker 1: talk about them. And Joey, I think I had had 794 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:55,680 Speaker 1: a recommendation for me. Yes, it was Megaconda and Ice 795 00:52:55,880 --> 00:53:03,279 Speaker 1: Spiders to do. Lifetime movies are like movies. I'm open 796 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,480 Speaker 1: to anything a tool. You heard what he said, he 797 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:11,719 Speaker 1: said Ice Spiders. I mean, how big do you need us? Yeah? Yeah, 798 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,279 Speaker 1: that is a life time movie, you know what I mean? 799 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,600 Speaker 1: Like it's not James Heney, thank you for auditioning for 800 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,480 Speaker 1: Ice Spiders. I'm sorry that I didn't get a call back. 801 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,640 Speaker 1: What happens, we'll see. Thanks for joining us once again, James, 802 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,680 Speaker 1: thanks for having me and I'm sure that you can 803 00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,920 Speaker 1: find me out there somewhere if you're looking. I'm James Ceney. 804 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,640 Speaker 1: God speed everybody. Let's thank your engineering producer of the Stars, 805 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:43,520 Speaker 1: Mr Doug Bain. Fine folks that I heart media. Oh no, 806 00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:46,640 Speaker 1: I'm your's Kevin Pollock. Thank you you once again for 807 00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,879 Speaker 1: carrying and tuning in and writing to us. We love 808 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,279 Speaker 1: hearing from you. Uh and uh, please be kind to 809 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:58,239 Speaker 1: each other. These are some interesting times ahead and it's 810 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,920 Speaker 1: kind of up to us now to uh to care 811 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,760 Speaker 1: a little bit more about each other and help everyone 812 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,080 Speaker 1: you know to get through it. So wear a mask, 813 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,799 Speaker 1: be kind, and until next time,