WEBVTT - Ep 243: That's Crazy (Ft. Rory and Mal) 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:07.960 Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:13.680 Horrible decisions. Welcome, Welcome to horrible decisions. I'm your girl, 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:17.239 Mandy B and I guess we know. I thought you 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:20.320 were gonna do a million a case. No, I don't 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:22.640 want to do my case today. Oh oh great, I'm 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.319 wheezy a K. Thank god, I'm a waiting for this 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:30.560 moment naked anyway, Mandy got like seventeen aks, but I 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:32.520 don't know when she's gonna stop, so sometimes I didn't 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:36.960 even do my aks every intro to be fair, are 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:41.560 you allowed to get yourself? I didn't give myself them. 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:43.760 The fans game just said, it's your girl, manny being 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:45.640 no one has agreed that you are their girls, a 0:00:49.360 --> 0:00:54.600 girl girl, the person sits all right, we got ye. 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:57.680 So uh let's see. I'm wheezy. I'm sitting next to 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:02.920 mall a K. That's my crazy. I'm all I'm sitting 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:08.680 next to I don't like this game. We neither can 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:12.320 we do it? When you get a new job, that's like, 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:16.080 that's like look at your neighbor to the left, Like 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:18.880 I don't want to look at it neighbor. Like the eyebreakers. 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:20.800 We want to know is who gets their asty Like, 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:26.000 we're definitely gonna get into no sexual questions on this episode. Bullshit, 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:28.480 you're none. Okay, let me my first one? Are you? 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:32.640 Can you start? Wait one moment the excitement? Can you 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:35.720 start by oh no, you're want to start with the heartbreakers? 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:40.000 Can you start with introducing the guests out? I don't 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:47.840 know here? Okay? Can we entry the guests? Yes? Would 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:49.520 you like me to ben? This is awkward because it's 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:53.600 like really cool and manager. Anyway, welcome to our show. 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.440 I wanted to start off with some a K s, 0:01:56.520 --> 0:02:00.000 but I'm not allowed to. So you guys are finally bad. 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.400 We know your episode dropped. Tell us your new schedule, 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:07.080 some new things that may be coming to your um. 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:11.560 You guys have a podcast. We're not question like like 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:15.240 like a skitch show, like tell us what your podcast is. Well, 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:18.520 it's an experience. It's not just a podcast. And you 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:24.639 guys pod experiment and experience. Yes, you experiment. We have 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:31.760 experience it, okay, and then record them the world give 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:33.600 them to the world. Y'all gotta do this ship two 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:37.040 times a week. We do our audios out every Tuesday 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.119 and Friday videos out Wednesday and Saturday, so you'll see 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:42.440 our faces a lot. Well, although I didn't want you 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:45.440 to promot that, I'm gonna ask one podcast and is 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:48.720 about your dick. My one pod question is, OK, you 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:50.800 guys seem to be good friends, like you don't fight, 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:54.760 But have you had a disagreement yet regarding the pod 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:58.120 or something you wanted from it or something new? Give 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.600 us t disagreement. I don't know about disagree. I mean, 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.919 there's been things we've disagreed and call them or anything. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:08.400 Give us one see that. But you know what, I 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.800 loved that y'all just had and said that though, because 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.720 when we disagree somehow it becomes an argument, Like I 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:17.760 can't disagree like that. We can know you don't argue, 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:20.959 you too, don't argue. I could never tell that you 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:27.480 friend goals, but we can get at least the tent. 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.880 But it's nothing but look, it's nothing wrong with that though, 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:32.600 because y'all y'all seem to get through it and still 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.760 are able to give the people a really dope product 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:37.960 and really get to the business. And it's still I mean, 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.040 I just met some of our fans. We say it 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.400 all the time. On Patreon. The people are really the 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:45.360 only reason why this show even is still here, hanging 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.360 by a thread. We meet them a lot. We're not 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:53.000 hanging back again. Your friendship communication do you think that? 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:57.000 Do you think it's because of your your work relationship? 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:04.520 It it fun with you're like real and ship Yeah, 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:07.120 maybe going to be therapy. And where we got to 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.800 the money and real decisions got made, it got harder 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:14.360 like we for me, that's what I think it is, 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:17.960 like y'all have known each other too more outside looking in. 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.960 I think y'all are really like legitimately family and family 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:24.200 tends to hate each other. After twenty years, we didn't 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:27.760 speak for five years. So although there was a ten 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:30.120 year range of us knowing each other, five of those 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:31.880 years we didn't speak at all. And we started this 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:35.839 pod literally a month after rekindling after a five year break. 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:37.160 And I just don't think a lot of things. Oh 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:39.720 didn't give time. There wasn't fun there. We started this 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:44.159 spot very to bank account be fine, a thing going 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:51.240 to be fine. We're actually gonna fight, I'm sure. So 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:54.479 you become friends? Is this a new marker? Technically? Have 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.760 you really been podding for what like three months. I've 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.560 been fighting for like seven years. When you guys talk 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.120 about your show, do you call it a new show 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:07.520 or you don't? What's called new roy More? And it's 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:11.440 a new version of all right? Are you ready? I 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:13.080 don't know. I'm glad you said my legs out for 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:18.279 you because they are so All you gotta say is 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:22.160 yes or no? Okay, that's that's easy. What the cops 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:28.040 usually say? You said? What the cops usually stay off 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:34.800 that questions? Have never said that yes, wait which way though? 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:37.679 Like is his tongue in her? But just your first instinct? Oh, 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:42.360 I'm both yes, yes, okay, finger in the bat well, 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:45.440 not mine, not in my? But it was no, I can't. 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.240 I can't say yes and nose of that because I 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.640 would put my finger in her. But yes, but if 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:51.600 I say yes and then it runs with your more 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:56.560 beget fingers in this? But like because I know the 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.760 future says I'll put my thumb in her. But but 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:01.640 is it really? It's never really the thing that I 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:05.719 feel like I experienced it something like easier to future. 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:13.440 I've never never looked at it. I would as he's 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:16.000 making money, you know, it's it's probably feel which which 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.000 finger are y'all putting in the butt. I'm a left 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:21.960 left thumb, you're a left thumb. You're right with your left. Okay, 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.919 I can do ship my right, so at least I 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:27.400 have this one free. But you also jeck off your 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.599 dick right with the right sometimes, depending like what the 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.280 mood is, if I'm really into it. Wait you say 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:34.560 that again. You jerk off with your left. Yeah, you're 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.280 right handed, though I'm left handed. I don't think I 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:39.720 ever knew you were left handed. Yeah, always the right. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:44.600 That's just a century in her mouth, yes, yes, spitting 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:48.440 your mouth. No, it's happened. If you tongue kiss small, 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.800 that's spitting your mouth. No, come on, man, you know Harlem? 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.800 Do you have to be you don't. I ain't gonna 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:56.880 hold you. That ain't Harlem because all the niggas from 0:06:56.880 --> 0:07:00.240 Harlem nasty. That's why I know you're lying, you kid. 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:03.080 You will never find a woman on this planet. You 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:05.240 can't find woman a woman on this planet that will 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:07.600 say she spent because you make him sign in the 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:14.160 a that's no by the bed, like listen before we 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:16.720 get started, just sign this um. No woman has never 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:21.440 spent my mom Okay, foot in your mouth. Yeah, yeah, 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:26.400 all right, and are you circumcised? Last question? Many are 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:30.320 going on two parents cared about us? You just said 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.320 that matters. We can never like are you allowed to 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:36.800 have that conversation with your parents? Is that creepy? Like? Thanks? 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:39.360 Thanks guys for thinking aesthetically of my dick. When I 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:43.920 was born helped out thing like in Europe, like I 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:49.640 was born in New York. Ye standard George, though, of 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:53.720 men are can't go on the outside, not unless you say, yeah, 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.400 I don't think they'll let you leave. They won't let 0:07:56.400 --> 0:08:00.320 the baby leave the hospital here to clean. But at 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:03.080 the same time, men feel more of a sensation, like 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:05.600 with their foreskins. So I feel like everybody's always like 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:07.200 trying to be like, yes, circum but how would they 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:11.920 know someone been uncircumcised then circumcised themselves. And was like, Yo, 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.119 it's better the other way. It's just saying scientifically proven 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:17.040 like sensation. I hate when people do this. I don't 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:19.320 know him. Damn, we're gonna know what's gonna rain. Maybe 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:21.640 at some point do you say this? She was like, yeah, 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:24.080 it's way more sensational out than absolutely throughout you said it. 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:27.240 We are not and being circumcised like a mask for 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.680 your dick. Now that I think about it, yea, yeah, 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:32.280 it's not being circumcised with like a mask. Yeah, it's 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:36.320 the CDC of dicks. Wait, how it doesn't seem the opposite, 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:43.280 not being circus We're not circumcised. I am circumcised, but 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:45.920 we have a whole room of circumcised dicks. You two. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:53.000 Wolf has definitely he has locks. You can't have locks 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:56.360 and not be circumcised. Actually, I feel like the niggas 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.199 would hair be the ones with the little turtleneck. I 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:01.400 feel niggas. That's why I really looked at him, because 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:04.720 I'm like, like, like it has to be like a J. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.040 Cole kind of hair, you know what I'm saying, not 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.200 like pretty locked. But if your hair. Now you got 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:13.640 me thinking about which rabbits? Yeah, please don't think about that. Next. 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:15.959 But where are we going next? Okay, so Many and 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:17.520 I are going on tour in our theme this year 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:20.600 is back to school. We're basically teaching people about things. 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:22.480 I just want to know if you and my teacher 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.079 I would have detention every day. I just want you 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:27.280 to know that you think so I'm not that was 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:33.080 real smooth, like I don't know what that's like a 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:39.199 little too much name all, we don't work like the 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:43.160 detention line. I feel like it's been that's been used. Okay, 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:47.559 well I heard of guy. Damn, that's why that's my guy. 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:50.640 Because the amount of people that think I've slept with 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:53.520 Rory it's insane because I feel like any time I'm 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:57.200 talking about it's like me trying. I sound so thir 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:01.720 you left the world. No that you tried at one point? 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:05.200 Did you at the live show? I've never said that. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:08.679 I've never tried to worry if she did, I missed it. Okay, 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:12.920 I thought a first drug me when But the entire 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:14.719 time I'm knowing or he's had a girl, so it 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:19.160 already started me in threesomes you like couples, you see 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:23.360 at that point. But I'm sure if was Sam, oh, 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:25.520 she would have slapped me. You have a tattooed on 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:32.920 your arm? Oh wow, there's still hoping. Anyway. I don't 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.560 really always feel like I had, you know, small energy. 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:40.320 But anyway about detention. Do you know the name of this? Um? Yes? 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:47.240 What is it? Leather? All right? Mari? That is a 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:50.000 with my complexion. I don't am I allowed to answer 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:59.800 you know what people invented that it's not technically that 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:03.240 is kind of looks like Rory good call, Please do 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.960 not answer that question. This is called a flogger, and 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:09.839 I felt like, yes, it's called a flogger, and the flogging, 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.520 the actual act of it is it's not whipping. For 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:14.559 anyone who's not watching the YouTube, it's like a bunch 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:16.839 of strings, so it has less of a sharp sensation 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:20.959 and it's it's not supposed to hurt as much. But 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:22.560 when you come to the show on Thursday, I'll let 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:24.760 you see it. Are you going to use it at 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:26.600 the show? Why not? What do you have you seen 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:30.760 what we do with everything? But second on the show, wait, 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:36.400 you were at our Gotham show, right right? Some people 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:40.480 started thinking I was what about him? What people think 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:43.880 we're fucking? Like? I think people think I'm sucking everyone 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:49.520 but Rory Rory in because I always posted him. You 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:51.480 know what I'm saying. But to me, that's the like 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.080 dead giveaway when you don't think, yeah, you would post 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.160 a person you were sucking. Do you post people you've 0:11:56.200 --> 0:12:01.560 slept with? I don't even post posted tweeting post the show? 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:03.920 But that's it. Do you agree if you're like taking 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.560 a story of someone, you're definitely not sucking them. Um. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:10.960 I think that's kind of where I've been. But I 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:13.000 don't know, do you close friends them? Oh, I don't 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:15.920 have close friends. I just made I don't have a 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:18.880 green bubble around. I've never said I think I think 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:20.920 I added you. I think you're my close friends. Like 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:23.120 I can watch people's close friends, but I don't post 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.200 a close friends. I don't really post ship that. I 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:28.240 don't think like whatever I post everybody gonna see. That'd 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:29.760 be sick if I did close friends, but just with 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:32.559 one specific person. Just make sure they see all the 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:34.000 ship that I want them to see. I kind of 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.920 think I kind of think a girl that I kind 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:38.880 of think a girl like is doing that to me 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:43.120 right now. Really, there's no way that the ship she's 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.520 posting her close friends is more than just me, and 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:49.880 there is. It's like and ship, No, she's not naked, 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:52.800 and it's like she's posting ship like her new boyfriend 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:54.840 and things like that, and it's kind of like trying 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:57.199 to make you jealous. I don't know she, but she 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.080 knows I'm not a jo the jealous type. But I 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:00.520 think she just wants me to know that she has 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:02.720 a boyfriend. Now, because you could do the close friends 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.600 for one person and whenever I'm mad at the nig 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:06.840 I definitely do that. I put like three of my 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.959 home girls and just him. Mightbe like men are trash. 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:12.560 Someone that starts with the H, ends with it, end 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:14.880 phone number, starting this and lives on his block but 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:20.640 not saying no name. That's my close friends. No, I 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.280 think close friends, like, especially for people like us that 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:24.640 are out there, was like, what's the point I put 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:26.240 my parents on there? But that's it. You have your 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:27.839 parenting and close friends. Yeah. Like, if I want to 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:29.760 show pictures in my family or family moments, I'll do 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:32.320 that because to me, that's the things that's more sacred. 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:35.120 Now pictures are my titties not so much. My followers 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:36.880 must be prude or maybe they just don't trust me 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:39.520 because all the close friends that I have just there's 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:41.760 nothing they're cooking. I'm like, dog, you could have just 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:44.520 posted this to the world if it's not your ass, 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.640 Like why are you like maybe posting memes like my 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.600 close friends be posting memes and I'm like this could 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:53.800 have gone just for me. Thank God? That all right? 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:55.760 I got a last one. You have a woman that's 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:59.160 on your show, now, what's her name? And she and 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.800 just like she is your banter and stuff like that. Yes, 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:04.360 and she has many roles. Okay, so we have a 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:08.120 fun Mary kill you guys both have to pick to 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:14.840 Maris Mandy wheezy m hmm. Fuck Mary killed the Marris 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:19.720 Wheezy Mandy m M. I don't want to kill any 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:23.240 of y'all, but we can't kill Demaris because we need her, 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:26.640 Oh my god. And if one of us fun to 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.200 Marison might get weird. So I think we should marry. 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:33.640 Definitely marrying Mari. But she has seen some of our 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:36.120 finances and she could divorce us and seeing how much 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.880 money is count Yes, um, this is a bast scenario 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:40.720 all the way. This is tough. That's a great question, 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:42.360 you know, for mom would be for y'all. I don't 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:44.080 know who the third person would be. But I was 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.720 like me and Rory are so brother and sisters. But 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:48.960 I was like married because then I could fuck mall 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:51.560 and then I could divorce and take a white man's 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:54.720 many and then leave, and you could you could take 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:57.080 my half of our money and then leave with Maul 0:14:57.160 --> 0:14:59.200 and get his. I thought about that. It's gonna be 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:06.720 new mom and Wheezy Neweazy after you gotta pay all right, 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:08.560 I gotta married to Marris just because we need her. 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:12.520 She's she's on She's on T nines now. So which 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:15.120 one of us dying? Dog? I don't that. I love 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:21.720 both of y'all, like do you? Absolutely? And both of 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.720 y'all nasty, So I want to funk both of y'all 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:26.480 like I would suck both of y'all. Not saying I 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:32.360 want I would, just got right. Did you make avocado toast? 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:35.040 That's it. I cook way better than Mandy. You literally 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.720 knows how to cook vegan. Go ahead and take her. 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:42.520 I'm vegan, I'm caribbing. I'm cooking all the meat. Here's 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:47.560 the thing. Many may have to go through some litigations 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.360 and some legal troubles in the near future. I don't 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:53.360 know if I want any cards of that. I might 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:57.320 have to kill her. Y'all was talking about it on 0:15:57.400 --> 0:16:00.280 y'all new episode today. You know who's better than everybody? 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:04.440 Lawyers and the way mine is shout out to Martcy Cleary. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:06.840 I didn't need it to be done, so I'm not 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:10.240 worried you guys have yes, yes, Brandy Johnson. See we're 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.840 all smart. Don't tell I'm telling. Yeah, I got a 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:17.520 black woman lawyer as well. I think male lawyers when 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:19.160 I was growing up, I thought they would be like 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.080 the smartest because of just whatever was in my head 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:23.160 with patriarchy. But I don't even they got a lot 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.640 of ego. When they talk to me, like they almost 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:27.800 they always act like they got everything squared away, which 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:29.520 doesn't make me feel good. Yeah, I got it. No, 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:32.160 talk to me about what you've got and explain it 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:35.480 to me, like I'm not a lawyer. Male lawyers definitely 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.440 don't know how to explain things, and we all should 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:40.840 assume what that contract. That's why I break things down. 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:43.960 Yeah for dumb mint. That's why I hate male therapists too. 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.800 I only do female therapists now. Really I'm the opposite 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:50.000 hate mail therapists. I never I don't have a therapist. 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.040 Could just talk to one of my friends, like, I 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:54.400 need a woman to break this down to me. That's 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.280 a good point. That's that's really good point I want. 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:02.200 And I you've never you've never been to therapy. What 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:06.800 would you want to discuss the most? The most? Um, 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:10.840 how to let his guard down because you're too fucking cool. Really, 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:19.840 you are too cool for school. That is there. You 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:23.960 just too cool but real. But the po the pod 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:26.080 world doesn't know you, and you're too cool. But why 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:28.040 do you Why do you feel like I'm too cool? Though? 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:31.600 Like anything I say on the pody, anything I say 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:33.080 on the pod, is that not really me? I think 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:36.159 it's an answer. You don't get as vulnerable as the 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:39.840 people you've podcasts. Yeah, and so you you are way 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:42.359 more of a vulnerable and loving and caring guy than 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:44.800 what you portray on on the microphone. No, I think 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:46.960 that people have this perception because I'm single that I 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:51.280 don't like like relationships or our dear relationships. I'm just 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:52.919 not a dude that just jumps in and out of 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:55.520 relationships like that's never been me. It's just crazy because 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:57.800 you're so nice and sweet, like I've seen you hey 0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:00.720 very well with women, So I don't know why you 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:04.000 don't get into relationships when you you do give off 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:06.560 relationship vibes. Oh, no, I would be I would make 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:11.040 a great boyfriend. Really, how do you break? That's something 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:13.320 I can never do? So so okay, and we talk 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:15.479 about that all the time too. The way you show up, 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:18.000 or at least the way I've seen you just be 0:18:18.200 --> 0:18:21.360 you outside of, of course the podcast, you do come 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.320 off as you could be a great boyfriend, So I 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:25.119 can see why maybe even the women you talk to 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:28.440 like would catch feelings for you quicker than maybe you do. 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:31.040 Why do you show up in that space instead of 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:32.760 the way you show up on the pod with women? 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:35.840 Why don't show up in that space? But why do 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:39.080 you show up more loving and caring than nonchalant with 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:41.040 with the women If you don't really want a relationship 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:43.240 or you're not looking for a relationship, I'm I'm very 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:45.720 honest with women that I date. I let them know 0:18:45.800 --> 0:18:48.600 that I'm not looking for like a committed thing at 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:52.399 the moment. How are you again? Why are you still 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:55.199 not looking for anything committed at forty It's not that 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:59.000 I'm not looking that like in the moment. It's like 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:01.600 I'm not eating like yo. I hope this turns into 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:04.639 something like if it happens, it happens. Have you fallen 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:09.520 in love in the time you've been single? No, Honestly, 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:12.440 I think that is a better answer for being single 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:16.120 anty because if you said yes, I knew you didn't 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:21.120 have a girl. I'm vulnerable. I'm vulnerable women that our date. 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:24.000 But but it's it's um Like a lot of dudes 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:25.600 out here, they play a lot of games and that's 0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:27.600 what we call fun boys, Like they run around and 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:29.480 a lot of women and tell them what women wanted 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:31.800 here too to get what they want. And you know, 0:19:32.080 --> 0:19:35.160 they don't want women seeing other They don't. They don't, 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:37.240 they don't want women. They don't want women seeing other 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:42.920 guys words, So they played these games. They played these games. 0:19:43.119 --> 0:19:45.800 Like I'm just saying, I'm not that guy. I'm just 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:48.040 very harm to anybody. Who would that guy be? What 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:58.840 do you think we have more? I'm trying to think 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:00.800 of how to phrase this. What's advice you could give 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:02.840 women for dating someone like you? And by that I 0:20:02.880 --> 0:20:05.600 mean a lot of women date guys that say and 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:08.520 I have to they're not looking for anything to get 0:20:08.560 --> 0:20:11.320 past that point. Right, You said you get vulnerable with 0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:13.560 women date. What's a mistake they could be making that 0:20:13.720 --> 0:20:18.600 keeps you from getting there? If you had to put it, um, 0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:20.360 I wouldn't say it some mistake they may. I think 0:20:20.400 --> 0:20:23.359 that one mistake that I think most women make in 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:27.639 dating me is that thinking that they can change me. 0:20:27.680 --> 0:20:31.760 Maybe I'm not looking for nobody to change what do 0:20:31.760 --> 0:20:36.560 they want? But why not change me? Yes, because I 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:39.879 don't think I need changes would would to me? It 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:44.399 implies that I'm doing something wrong or I need. I 0:20:44.440 --> 0:20:46.840 think that I can learn you can teach me something. 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:50.040 There's there's only certain things that the opposite sex can 0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:54.199 teach you about yourself to change for the betterment, and 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:56.240 that only happens when you're vulnerable with them. So yeah, 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:59.000 you may need to be vulnerable and change a bit. 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:01.760 I've gotten better a personal because I've looked at things 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:05.359 from women's perspectives, because I've actually been vulnerable with them 0:21:05.359 --> 0:21:08.040 and listen to them, and I changed for the better 0:21:08.040 --> 0:21:12.200 in that capacity. Only there's only way only happened because 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:15.080 I was willing to change my Like I've hopped on 0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:17.080 this show and was like cook for a nigga. Never, 0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:19.600 I would never do that. And even the way I 0:21:19.640 --> 0:21:22.359 just showed up in my last relationship was leaps and 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:25.399 bounds beyond how I've showed up in the past. To 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:27.359 learn about yourself to so much about how you do 0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:30.000 other people, and it's not even just relationship based too, 0:21:30.000 --> 0:21:31.960 because I think it's super weird when people don't have 0:21:32.680 --> 0:21:35.720 uh friends of the opposite sex, because there's only certain 0:21:35.760 --> 0:21:38.920 things that a woman that's just my friend can tell 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:42.080 me about myself and teach me about myself. Right, So, yeah, 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:44.439 you gotta let people change a woman. No, I'm not 0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:47.280 letting nobody change I am who I am. But I 0:21:47.320 --> 0:21:51.760 can learn, Okay, I think you're scared of Yeah, I'm 0:21:51.800 --> 0:21:54.280 not getting connotation of change to turn into it's not 0:21:54.440 --> 0:21:57.440