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Speaker 1: What's up at Sarah Andre and This is Bombing, the

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Speaker 1: podcast where I talked to comedians, artists, and other interesting

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Speaker 1: people about the worst bombs of their careers. On today's episode,

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Speaker 1: I talked to DJ and music producer Dylan Francis about

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Speaker 1: his starting the music industry, blocking out while performing at Coachella,

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Speaker 1: My Appoyment with a Sperm Doctor, and more. Check out

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Speaker 1: Dylan wherever you listen to music and enjoy the episode.

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Speaker 2: Bombing with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 1: He we're going to talk about bombing. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about your worst show.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, time.

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Speaker 1: Where are you from? Rusa La? Really? Yeah? Well part

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Speaker 1: so is he and you didn't ask him a single

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Speaker 1: fucking thing. I haven't even looked at.

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Speaker 2: What is he?

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Speaker 1: Fucking Chopped Liver? This is Nick's world? Man, We're living

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Speaker 1: at it. Yeah, thanks for coming to my show. Chop

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Speaker 1: Liver with Nick and by the end we're gonna be

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Speaker 1: holding hands out what he did now? Yeah, he's got

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Speaker 1: two emmys, right one, He's got one Emmy. Emmy go

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Speaker 1: Rick and Morty Hero for SNL. Hell yeah he wrote

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Speaker 1: for uh Eric Andre show, dream work. Sometimes you just

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Speaker 1: take yeah, yeah, sometimes you take it. We're having a

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Speaker 1: good report. Okay, Okay, Now, yes, you're from l A

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Speaker 1: l A born and raised Culver City area, Westwood in

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Speaker 1: National was like proper l hospital. Were born in Cedar Sinai. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but in Miami, No Mount Sinai. I'm sorry. I feel

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Speaker 1: like they might be connecting something from Yeah, the Sinai

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Speaker 1: is a little cide. It sounds like too much like side.

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Speaker 1: It sounds too similar to Mount. That's a religious thing, right,

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Speaker 1: I guess. So doesn't mean it's a Jewish hospital. My

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Speaker 1: mom's Jewish religious. It's a Jewish hospital. Okay. So where

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Speaker 1: do you get your start? They get my start? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: tell us a little bit. Give us the bio, man.

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Speaker 1: The bio is, what were you doing in teenage years?

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Speaker 1: Doing backyard wrestling? Teenage years? Skating and smoking? Smoking? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: skateboarding didn't. I don't know about that. You don't know

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Speaker 1: about skateboarding. It said, So there's a board and then

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Speaker 1: wheels are attached to it. I'm bored. Did you get

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Speaker 1: did you get sunburn? Yeah all the time. Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: good question. That's a good question. All the way guys

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Speaker 1: did Yeah, but I don't now I don't have as

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Speaker 1: much sun because I'm not just you know, skating all

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Speaker 1: day well, but you wear SPF right, not anymore? You

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Speaker 1: got to daily, got to do it daily. I will

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Speaker 1: behind the ears for you. I will. Okay, So you

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Speaker 1: grew up skating is spoken, and then you got did

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Speaker 1: you get into DJ and the music? I went to

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Speaker 1: art school and I was at Loxa. Where's that Los

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Speaker 1: Angeles count of High school for the arts? On went

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Speaker 1: to a high school, art school, high school on the

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Speaker 1: arts magnets a couple of artists right there. I really

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Speaker 1: wanted you to be on the show. You didn't, No, dude,

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Speaker 1: that's not true. A music video or something. Yes, what

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Speaker 1: happened all that you didn't want to do it? That's

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Speaker 1: not true. Bring up the would I would love for

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Speaker 1: you to know what you know what? He is right

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Speaker 1: about that? Okay, I'm the one that fucked that one up.

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Speaker 1: I thank you. Lies with Eric, Yeah but uh but yeah.

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Speaker 1: I went to LASA. I was doing art. I was

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Speaker 1: in photography and as I was, as I graduated, I

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Speaker 1: went to SMC and I dropped out because I was

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Speaker 1: Santa Monica Community College. Oh, it's like a legendary, it is,

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Speaker 1: though it is. I mean like like fucking Samuel Jackson

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Speaker 1: went there and sh right, he's the dean. You know,

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Speaker 1: famous people went there. Yeah, I think it's like also

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Speaker 1: went there, somebody, somebody that big went there. I'm not

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Speaker 1: making a joke. You're moved here in like like twenty five. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can just say names. Somebody's got to stop it.

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Speaker 1: Jo whatever fucking celebrity. Yeah. If I we have known

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Speaker 1: that Arnold Chorsanger was at SMC, I probably would have

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Speaker 1: stayed somebody like that is that when you're thinking, are

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Speaker 1: all right? You are right? It has like a because

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Speaker 1: Santa Monica back in the day was like a dreamy,

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Speaker 1: sleepy little beach town. It wasn't expensive. Yeah, back in

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Speaker 1: tech companies with the microphones and no I even think

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Speaker 1: before the tech companies started getting Richard famous, it used

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Speaker 1: was eating lobster. You go there? Yeah, I go there,

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Speaker 1: and then I dropped me Samuel Jackson. I meet Samuel

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Speaker 1: Jackson as the dean. I'm like, this will sucks. He's

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Speaker 1: like you need to DJ. Yeah, and he's like, we

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Speaker 1: but horrible, Joseph, I didn't even commit to it. Did

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Speaker 1: you dropped that? You dropped that just like you dropped

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Speaker 1: out of college.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I dropped out of it. So I called my dad

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do anymore. He's like, okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: just figure how to make money. So I did a

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Speaker 1: bunch of foot but check out this, dad. I mean,

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Speaker 1: my parents definitely they supported me, but I definitely think

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Speaker 1: that they were like, our kid is so dumb. What

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Speaker 1: does the DJ dude you press play and somebody else's

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Speaker 1: music and do that. You're like a producer producer, so

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Speaker 1: you produce the music and sometimes you press play on

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Speaker 1: the thing and people and the wild wait, wait, can

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Speaker 1: I show you their hoods? They don't do that. They

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Speaker 1: do and the guys show you their gone. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: asked them in one of the shows if they everyone

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Speaker 1: could of course. Okay, so you go to SMC, you

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Speaker 1: From there? I just somehow started getting into DJing and

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Speaker 1: I was like, you know what my plan is? I

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Speaker 1: want to play Centaspace, which Stevie Oki democ Tuesdays was there,

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Speaker 1: and I at that point realized, like, the only way

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Speaker 1: I would Corea. He went by Corey enemy, last name Nita,

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Speaker 1: last name Nita, A little Corey, little Corey.

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Speaker 1: I thought he's Japanese. He is Japanese. But Corey Nita, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, let's get please figure in percentages, not on

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Speaker 1: both sides, non Mexico Japanese. We actually got Cornitas. He's

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Speaker 1: having bloody. We got a drop of his blood. We

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Speaker 1: sent it in, put it on the screen. Japanese thirties.

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Speaker 1: Here he comes out neck, put the blood back inside.

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Speaker 1: me a little bit more. You going to stop your story,

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Speaker 1: little child? What were you like a musical child? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I dabbled in everything like a saxophone, guitar, bass that

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Speaker 1: sounds like a musical Yeah no, no, but no, but I

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Speaker 1: this anymore. And then for some reason, a computer just

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Speaker 1: made sense for playing exactly what else is it? Do

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Speaker 1: you count back? Did you check out the count? Penis?

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Speaker 1: Penis is? Okay?

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Speaker 2: So you're with.

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Speaker 1: Cordnita and I got you in backstage or something. No,

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Speaker 1: we're writing music. So he was like, hey, if you

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Speaker 1: if you fly yourself to Atlanta, you can sleep on

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Speaker 1: my floor, be my assistant. I'll teach you how to

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Speaker 1: make music. So for two months my floor. What do

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Speaker 1: you fucking his feudal surf. We got a fucking statistic

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Speaker 1: ship that works in Atlanta. That's how it works. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but sleep on the couch. There is no couch. No,

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Speaker 1: come on, we got to blow up mattress. Spider man. Okay,

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Speaker 1: in the dining room, so he taught you that was

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Speaker 1: like your kill Bill Montage exactly. And then I went

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Speaker 1: fuck you, that's right you did. I did it. And

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Speaker 1: his cell phone number. But now are your parents very

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Speaker 1: still together? I paid back for my DUI that I

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Speaker 1: a license. What was the last drink? The last drink

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Speaker 1: everybody hard stops. Some people just I petered off. Get

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Speaker 1: the hangovers too long? Exactly, superainful. He knows me. This

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Speaker 1: I get a hangover occasionally, occasional. Every time I drink,

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Speaker 1: I get a hangover. Yeah, and that's that's that's not

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Speaker 1: I smell it and I get a hangover. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: want to I want to have nineteen DUI so I

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Speaker 1: can quit drinking. You can't it's actually really simple. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I don't well driving something on the way somewhere

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Speaker 1: and on the way back. Yeah, he drinks a road

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Speaker 1: study like I don't do that. I don't do that anymore.

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Speaker 1: That's like fucking decades you talking about it the other day.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, what are you talking about? Drink and tribe

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Speaker 1: all the time? Do you You've never been in my

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Speaker 1: I've never been in your car in seven eight years.

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Speaker 1: You look like a guy that would have cherries and

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Speaker 1: his cup holder that have Ever Clear. You're just chopping.

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Speaker 1: Don't do this podcast anymore. We're supposed to attack this guy.

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Speaker 1: What the hell is this? Turn on? Nick with aarondre.

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Speaker 1: I don't like this. Wait there's that you could put

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Speaker 1: ever Clear and cherry? Yeah you can. Now we can

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Speaker 1: talk about the premise of the show. What is the

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Speaker 1: worst show you've ever done? What is the worst gig

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Speaker 1: you ever had? What is the worst day job? Worst day?

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Speaker 1: And what's the most fucking wasted you've been on stage?

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Speaker 1: What do I do with me? He listened to it

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Speaker 1: blacked out during Coachella. What do you mean two years ago? No,

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Speaker 1: about it. Have you guys seen this thing? It's incredibly

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Speaker 4: Talking about there's one of the best pieces of TV

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Speaker 1: think about it though they captivated the nation. Why it's fun?

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Speaker 1: You're enjoying it? Yeah, but it's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and They're not going to answer any of those questions. Man,

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Speaker 1: there's no they can't. If you guys have talked about

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Speaker 1: They cut out that. It's just me. Yeah. The way

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Speaker 1: Are you California sober? That means you smoke a little

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Speaker 1: Are you Nevadis sober? Where you got to do a

425
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Speaker 1: little bit of that? What about New Mexico? Okay sober?

426
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: Where you're like punch out of bake swind Now I

427
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Speaker 1: think I'm probably yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Are we all

428
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 1: little angry yeah yeah, angry organs sober?

429
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:44,400
Speaker 2: Now?

430
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: Did you meditate? Do you meditate? Do I meditate? Do

431
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: healthy stuff? Now? Yeah? I try to. Like Max de

432
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: Marco was on the podcast, he says he doesn't drink anymore,

433
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: but he does like acupuncture and all these crazy like

434
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: I don't like tea and ship I did. I've done

435
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,719
Speaker 1: acupuncture twice. I don't like I have a really irrational

436
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: fear of getting acupuncture and then an earthquake happening and

437
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: having the room that's like naked gun. Yeah, that's like

438
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 1: final destination ship.

439
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 2: Right.

440
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have a crazy fear. So I've only

441
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 1: done it twice, but it's great. It's a specific drama.

442
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's tied to you being hog tied

443
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: in a fucking dog cage. I have two dogs. We

444
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: don't have a dog cage for that reason. You're married now,

445
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm not married. But you think I can't marry a dog,

446
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 1: and you're sertain we can't marry too. I don't know

447
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 1: if that's true. I don't know that's true every country

448
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 1: last time about you? All right, that's true, but I

449
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 1: mean that's that's Colorado sobers what you're talking about. Okay, now,

450
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: let me ask you. You're not married. I'm not married.

451
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: It says in my notes you're married. It does it

452
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: says you're recently married? No? You see that? Well? Are you?

453
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: That's show him ring her out? Okay, fine, come on, Nicole.

454
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a relationship, a long term relationship? Yeah?

455
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: Are you one now? Yeah? I'm in one now? But

456
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 1: you feel trapped? No?

457
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 2: No?

458
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay to say it. I love her. Maybe

459
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: that's what it is. By Dylan, would marry Nicole? Just

460
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: say you feel trapped and oftentimes marriage won't solve the

461
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: problems that you have. Thanks guys, Yeah, I'm glad I

462
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: came on here to talk about this.

463
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

464
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I have been feeling like you were a

465
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: Latin Grammy nominee for sex. So did you have sex?

466
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: So with the girl you're trapped? Yes? I did. I'm

467
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: trapped with her. We've had we had sex. So all

468
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: the time? Are you looking for an own X tone? No? No,

469
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: I'd like about this podcast solely to look for way,

470
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 1: don't you have to cut out a Spanolis? Nick says,

471
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Speaker 1: MOLLI caroo t uh me musica when it can on?

472
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:39,479
Speaker 1: Oh my god, another one? I don't album? I can

473
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: do this?

474
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

475
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: Can you that one? And you gotta watch the movie Bridesmaids? Please?

476
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:52,479
Speaker 1: You have to? Would you please think you can make

477
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: some moves for it? Like you could really change our life?

478
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I hope you have a Blu ray player.

479
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 1: I got all of this, it's all going in the pocket.

480
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: I got two c ds. My your Dad's an alternative

481
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: medicine stuck. Yeah, so he's the one that gave me.

482
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 1: Is that witch craft where the traumas from where the

483
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: trauma is from. No, I don't have trauma from that.

484
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: Your dad hurt you with those never hurt me. That's

485
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: what acupuncture. That's how the acupunctures torture their kids. No looks, Yes, No,

486
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: you torture dad. So that's why you have that that

487
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: recurring I have that fear. Really, Yeah, you don't feel

488
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: like what I think. He has tortured you with needles.

489
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,719
Speaker 1: Your brother put you hog tide, you in an Alabama

490
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: heroin and you married two dogs. What's what's what's the

491
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: what's addicted? Something you enjoy and it helps you out

492
00:27:54,840 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 1: every day? Yeah, okay, then I'm a I thought was

493
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: the amount of times you're doing it, But now you

494
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 1: did a a lot of heroin. You helped popularize moombton

495
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: musically mom Button for the rest of the and then

496
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: going back to your dad hurt you. Brother is a

497
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: piece of you got it. Don't pull the curd back

498
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 1: too far. The podcast starts strong and then and then

499
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: it just starts random. Like media forms, loom Button mixes

500
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: the rhythmic origins of Dutch house or house music, the

501
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: slow Temple to promote you. Check I can't wait. Check

502
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,959
Speaker 1: that out for me, just because play it at your

503
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: next show in contemporary concerto play I recorded over it.

504
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is this is just a piece

505
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: of cardboards, a cardboard. I'm promoting this piece of cardboard

506
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: coming out. Anybody can buy that, anyone. Anyone will play

507
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: at your nick I'll make a one hundred of them.

508
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: This is mine.

509
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 2: No, we need that.

510
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: It's part of the set. Why did you give it

511
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: to me because I was doing a bit come having fun? Yeah,

512
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: mixes reggaetne, Dutch house, and it's usually between one hundred

513
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: and one hundred and ten bpm. Would you say, yeah,

514
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: if that record gets scratched, if that record I'm lost,

515
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: get sibilists, We're good. I got it you kind of.

516
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: They remind me of the guy from Smash Bath a

517
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: little bit. Do you get that a lot?

518
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 2: No, that just died.

519
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: No, you remind me of that guy. Maybe I'm a

520
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: I like that guy incarnation of him?

521
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 2: Maybe? Yeah?

522
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: Just were you born in the same year he died?

523
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: Do you feel like last night I got reborn? After sex?

524
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,479
Speaker 1: So and your dad became an alternative medicine doctor. Yeah right,

525
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: he's by the way, was was an alternate medicine doctor

526
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: before I was. Wait, what else did you do besides

527
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: really macu function?

528
00:29:58,920 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

529
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: Is that what got him into giving herbal medicine? Is

530
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: that what got him into having you? Having you having kids? No? No, no,

531
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: I was, I was. I was a hot tub baby,

532
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: were you? Yeah? It was a water bird. It was

533
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: a water bird. No, no, no, I mean like they

534
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: were having sex in a hot and I survived. So

535
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: your parents are freaking. Yeah, they're freaks. Do they still

536
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: have sex? Probably? They've been for like thirty nine years.

537
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: You really did they ever open up their relationship like

538
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: a polycule kind of?

539
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 2: I don't know.

540
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 6: They might have sounded like they did that one night

541
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 6: in the hot time they das You never get that, no,

542
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 6: cause you remind.

543
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: Me of Yeah, I gotta see a little bit. Okay,

544
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: I can see that we may be related. Guy and

545
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: he's a cool dude. Guy and guy, and let me

546
00:30:52,640 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: see the smash mouth dude a point phone figure. Hey,

547
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: we were in trolls, we were I didn't you even

548
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: tell me that? Yeah, you didn't tell me that either. Hey,

549
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: this info would have been great to have. Uh, we

550
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: were in trolls together. Ago I saw it. I saw

551
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: it nine times in the theater. I didn't I wasn't

552
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: in it. You weren't in it. No, I just sit

553
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: over here. There was a typo on your platinum record

554
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: for get Low. Yeah, what's up with that? That's the

555
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,719
Speaker 1: question for the r i A. They sent it over

556
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: and it said certificate. It said certificate showing certificate chowing.

557
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 1: First plaque I ever got, oh congress, Hey, so like

558
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: it was the actual plaque was on the little things,

559
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: like you had a platinum record. Yeah, that's big, and

560
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: it said certificate chowing instead of certification. What is platinum

561
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: five hundred K? I don't know now, I don't know.

562
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: You also remind me of Violent J from Insane Clown Bossy.

563
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: You're kind of like the three of those guys mixed together.

564
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 2: What the is that?

565
00:31:55,040 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: How I sounds horrible mixed with Violent Jay and mixed singer?

566
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: What's what's his what's his name? Johnny? He doesn't like you.

567
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: I don't tell. I don't think you wanted to text

568
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: him about absolute. You never got any of those guys.

569
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: Come on, no, I gotoki really the Benny Hannah guy's son.

570
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: I really heard that. Yes, and his sister is in

571
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: Fast and than Furious. Yes, power family. That's a power family.

572
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: That's Jackson And I was like and even watching. Okay,

573
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: well that's that's again. That's the question he asked everybody

574
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: at the end. That's amazing that no confirm it. Yeah,

575
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: he doesn't believe it every time they're lying. Now, well

576
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: he needs to hear it constantly weekly. You kind of

577
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: look like Vin Diesel. I get Vin Diesel and who else?

578
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: Sandra Bernhardt? Sandra Bernhardt? You know that is that the

579
00:32:55,120 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: Vendra Banhart no wife friend label, Andrew Burnhart and who else?

580
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: And like a little bit, I mean a little bit

581
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: of Jeff Ross. Yeah, I can see Jeff Ross. You know,

582
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: when I shaved my head, I look like Jeff. Yeah,

583
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: I can see that. It looked like Jeff. But I

584
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: just lost twenty five pounds, So I don't know. You

585
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: look good, Tommy looks good. You do not look good.

586
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 1: You kind of look yeah a little nick.

587
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 2: Are you not jumping?

588
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: Well, I'm doing everything. I'm like a pin cushion. At

589
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: the end of you will go v o zempic in

590
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: one way, Yeah, yeah, John, Yeah, Sam Yeah, goop dot com,

591
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Speaker 1: you goop dot net. He's eating the vagina channels TV.

592
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 2: With aericdre with aericdre.

593
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: One time in Normals, I put uh an opiate up

594
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: my butt and I saw New Orleans. Yeah yeah and someone.

595
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: They were all were like, you're not gonna do it.

596
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I will. I'm a DJ, goddamn it. Yeah,

597
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: and then I yeah, and we saw I think I

598
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 1: saw Quentin Tarantino. Is what happened. The story is gonna

599
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,279
Speaker 1: be like, that's what over happened. I think I saw

600
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: Quentin Tarantino, and then I didn't like him that much.

601
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: I didn't like it that much. No, me neither. I

602
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: was super stony, blooney, not social and just like there

603
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: and me and Carl watched Nagga Gun one two and

604
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: think like nine hours uh man were thinking, I get it,

605
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: that's what they wanted to do, but they didn't even

606
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: have the technology yet. They big cushion. That reminds me

607
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: of when I did acid. One time, I put on

608
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,359
Speaker 1: what's the movie like something Cleopatra foxing.

609
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 2: Movie?

610
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 1: No, oh my god, I forgot there is a movie

611
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: called Cleopatra. It might be Cleopatra, Elizabeth Taylor. No, no, no,

612
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 1: who's the girl from Spider Man? Oh, Devin Yoki? No,

613
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: she's from past and Furious Emma Stone. No, I quit

614
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: take that out? Does anyone know who who was in? It?

615
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: Was like the first Spider Man every podcast Kreson Dunce.

616
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 1: She and that's called Cleopatra? Is it called just Cleopatra,

617
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: called Cleopatra's cat, it's called part No. I don't know.

618
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: That's where the moon's coming in that. I don't know what.

619
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: Maybe I dreamed it to the producer because he's been

620
00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: lying the whole time. Dads name, I don't even have parents, DJ.

621
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: Did your dad go to med school? Dude, I don't

622
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: have a dad. He just went to He just went

623
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: to g n C and he goes, I'll figure it out.

624
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: Give me the ging go below bo pack of needles.

625
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: Please exactly give me a pack of needles and your

626
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: best gingk go below, bore a start experiment on my kids.

627
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: They're hog tied at the dog gates and an earthquake

628
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: to come and I get feel it in my bones. Yeah,

629
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: oh man, that's ow the ben Did you ever get

630
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: did you ever go to Benny Hona's I've been to

631
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: BENNI I love Benny Hon. I would go there every

632
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: year for my never in a bad mood of Benny. Honest. No,

633
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: I met Jennifer love Hewett there. Get the fuck out

634
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: of it. I was like seven, and I gave her

635
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 1: my number and for me way dream. I think it's

636
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: illegal as well. You're allowed to wait. She just turned sixty.

637
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: She did it? Yeah, No, I don't know. No, she didn't.

638
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: You want to you want to feel me confirm her

639
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: to not want to feel really old? Ristome eighty. I

640
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: don't believe anything that's coming out of your mouth anymore.

641
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: Jennifer Love Hewitt is nine. Honey booboo child grew up

642
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: and got smoking. She's gorgeous and smartest. F Jennifer Love

643
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: Hewes is forty six years old. What that's a different one.

644
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: That's just forty six. That's a different one. Sixty working

645
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: asshole told me when she's sixty nine.

646
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

647
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: Honey booboo Child's she's a genius. Now that makes sense.

648
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: You play this at your next concert, yes, pace, Will

649
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: you play that? Can you show the camera? This is

650
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 1: a how High to the Moon by? Please play you

651
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: just put it in the computer at your next concert. Yeah,

652
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: I got it. Morgan Lewis and Nancy Hamilton. Yeah, it's

653
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: an f mind you know to see it now. But

654
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,839
Speaker 1: where do you live now? You're still in l A. Yeah,

655
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: well part of town. I'm over in West Holly. Want

656
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: specific address? Uh, you know you're gonna buy a house?

657
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: What are you gonna settle down? Marry this girl? She's nice,

658
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 1: You get a house. But next thing I know, you're

659
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: in upstate New York. You're putting opium of your button

660
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: being a fucking cuckaa manga. Yeah, I don't know. Is

661
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 1: she cool with all that? No? I don't want to push.

662
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to push. She's cool with all that.

663
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: You're going with the flow. You been with her. I'm

664
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: going with her for three years. I'll get one with you.

665
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: I'm getting snipped. Let's do it. I'm done, all right.

666
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: Our friends are all getting them. We're snipping. It's like

667
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 1: a fucking hop, like throwing ropes. You can actually get

668
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 1: a lot of research into it, and you can, Yeah,

669
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: you can get But there also is the version where

670
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 1: you don't then nothing comes out. There's another version. Yeah,

671
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: there's another version. Where it's just that's like tantricout what

672
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: I got going on? Now that's what you got, and

673
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: then your month's all offt.

674
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 2: Is that?

675
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 1: What? Is that a side effect? You just can't throw

676
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: a rope anymore. I'm trippy, dude, Are you Are you

677
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: actually gonna go and get a sectivity?

678
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 2: Yes?

679
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: All right? Cool. I consulted with a doctor in Pasadena

680
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:21,280
Speaker 1: and I'm prime candidate prime And you started some sperm?

681
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 2: Did you not? I did?

682
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: And I didn't just so I went to the sperm bank?

683
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: Did I share those? Yeah? You did? I How was

684
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: I gonna praise my sperm? It's so bably awkward? I

685
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: bet I get there and I'm like, I'm gonna have

686
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: to fucking jerk off at the doctor's office. And I

687
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: was like, but whatever, they're used to it.

688
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 2: It's it's fine.

689
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: So they s They're like, sir, wait for for me

690
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: to be out of the room. They're like, not in

691
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: the lobby, sir, please sign. I thought this was a space,

692
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 1: so we went to I go into this little room

693
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: and they have a little TV and a USB thumb

694
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: drive in it, and like instruction. The guy didn't really

695
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: tell me anything. He just gave me a little cup.

696
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: He's just in this. I'm like, okay, no, he told

697
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: me about sperm, but he didn't tell me like about

698
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: the little room. So you go in the little room.

699
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: Here's a cup. What did you tell you about sperm?

700
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: He told me about like everything when you freeze and

701
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: unfreeze him? How much? Like there's thirty nine million sperm

702
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: cells and one load typically, and like all you need

703
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 1: is one one functional sperm cell, one guy. How much

704
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: is like a big load? How much is a small load?

705
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: How much sperm per load? He told me, Like all

706
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: these stats, what goes into freezing them unfreezing them? If

707
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: I wanted to donate, I was like, I don't want

708
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 1: to donate. Well, if you love your job, you never

709
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 1: work a day in your life. Yeah, that's true. You

710
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: only hate mondays if you hate your job. Brother, Hey,

711
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: well I got you. Can I tell you a little

712
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: bit about sperm?

713
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 2: Wait?

714
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: So how was it? So I go in this little

715
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 1: room and there's a flat screen TV, like a little

716
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: flat screen and instructions and I'm like, oh, there is

717
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: like porn here. There's like he didn't mention that in

718
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: the fucking sperm Ted doc. But there is porn and

719
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: so I'm like, look at it. It's like presentive and

720
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: and right before you leave, I go, these remotes are clean, right,

721
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: like they've been cleaned. He goes, we clean them every ever.

722
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: They're clean every every month, every year, we clean every year,

723
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: we clean them. Clease on Christmas Day, that's when we do. So.

724
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 1: So okay, okay, this is I go. I turned on.

725
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: You know. At first, I'm like, I'm like, oh no,

726
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: HDM I A V one. I've been like technical problems.

727
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 1: Then I get it going and I can't.

728
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: I don't.

729
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I can't say this at work, but

730
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: I'll show you the pictures of it's like the nineties,

731
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: like nineties and early two thousands, like video vixen, maximum

732
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: highlight porn. And I'm like just sending pictures to my bro.

733
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 1: I'm not even drinking off. I was like, I'm like

734
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: ten years old. I'm like, and then I jizzed in

735
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: a little cup. But then he came out.

736
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 5: He told me, and he goes, you just too little.

737
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 2: I think you knew it because I think you.

738
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 5: Jerked off to too little. No, he goes, he too

739
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 5: let but he goes, I think you're jerked off too recently.

740
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 5: He goes, you ejaculated to recently and your and he goes,

741
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 5: when did you ejaculate before you came here?

742
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: And I went, I jerked off that morning. I forgot.

743
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: I forgot. I forgot. I was doing the part of

744
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: my routine. He's like, oh, no, you gotta save up, man,

745
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 1: And I was like, I know, I know, you gotta

746
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 1: save up.

747
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 4: But in the shower, and you just come over in

748
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 4: the morning with the little cup you gotta catch, I

749
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 4: won't even think about it, and that will happen again.

750
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 2: You won't even be there.

751
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: I'll pretend you're not there. Pretty, you gotta keep shuirt

752
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: on it. Can I take this out of my pants? Yeah,

753
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: you don't have to do that. Thanks, Yeah, you don't

754
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 1: have to commit to sit. We can't even see it. Wait,

755
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: going back there, you're gonna go back and get Yeah,

756
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: I gotta go back freeze my sperm. Then once he

757
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 1: re checks my sperm, make sure I have viable donors

758
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: if I ever wanted kids, then I'm gonna get It's

759
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: all right. I'm fucking opening my life to you. I

760
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: ruined his mixtape somebody that prop. Yeah, this is prop comedy.

761
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 1: I didn't realize this was a Carrot Top show. Yeah, birthday,

762
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 1: and he was fucking hilarious, and he writes it. He

763
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: makes sure he writes one new joke every day, so

764
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 1: it's like the set constantly changes, and he performs every night,

765
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 1: damn constantly. It's like a night it's it's on a

766
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: new hour every day. That'd be impossible, but it's like

767
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: just at least a few new minutes, constantly shifting. So

768
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 1: it's just like he never figured it out where he

769
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: never gets sick of Yeah, that's not getting sick and

770
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: he can still innovate. And he was really he was

771
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 1: a super nice backs. I love my Carrot Top apologist. Okay,

772
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: you're Karen Maxing guy fear. That was the peak. That

773
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: was Yeah, that's when we peaked. And then when I

774
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: started talking about Benny Hahnaes, that's when it dipped. Got there, Yeah,

775
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: but then you brought it back up with Devendra Banhart's wife. Oh,

776
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: Sandra Banard, I end up there we get it yet,

777
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: yeah Banhart plug something. Yeah, you're coming up. I got

778
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: this new project that I'm doing called Sorry My Love,

779
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: which is like a pop punk project. You can't talk

780
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: about it related. It's really good. Now we can't do featuring.

781
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm still plugging right now. It's featuring water parks. You'd

782
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 1: love it. You like lugging. This is my fitbit. Check

783
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 1: out the stepside got dude, this is a real fitbit.

784
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it has been charging years. Holy ship. It

785
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: doesn't work. So you're high school reunion and you're like

786
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 1: the king of the town. Actually, our high school reunion

787
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: didn't happen because many people didn't want to go. There

788
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: was a facebook. Man, I'm having a rough kind of

789
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: couples for it. I don't know, it'd be nice to

790
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: just talk to the old gang. I felt really bad.

791
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 1: They had one group and then they were like, hey,

792
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: since not enough people are talking in this, we're gonna

793
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: make a smaller group. They made the smaller group and

794
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: then said they were like, hey, sadly, not enough people

795
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: want to go to this, so we can't do it.

796
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: Did you go to your high school? I went to Yeah,

797
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 1: I went to my money. This is your bombing story. Now,

798
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: well I found out that like a lot of my

799
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 1: Oh that's me, I got fuck, I can see it.

800
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: Oh that's not me. Oh I thought it was. I

801
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: get it. You know, what I don't like the the

802
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 1: smash mouthed guy. Oh that is no, just so when

803
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: his hair is okay, now it feels meaner. Yeah, no,

804
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: it feels mean. It's like you'd say it. I like that. No, no, no, no,

805
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: that's too mean. That's too mean. Put up Guy Fiery.

806
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: This guy is a mess. Guy Fiery and him kind

807
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: of look similar. So now I get it. I think

808
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: they're all one in the same. I met Guy Fieri

809
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: at the at the All Star Game, the NBA Al

810
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: Star Game, the fucking best, the best, the best, Ye love. Yeah,

811
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: we're gonna watch me at the sperm Bank. Oh sick.

812
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: So you got a pop punk thing going. I got

813
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: a pop punk project coming out. It's called Sorry My

814
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: Love with my friend Albert Hype, and the first single

815
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: just came out. It's doing amazing. So yeah, it's been

816
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: really fun. Anything else you wanted to talk about before

817
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: we leave? You say all your bombings show? Yeah I did.

818
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: I mean I probably have more. Where we're gonna start

819
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 1: watching this Disney show. We have to sign up. Hey,

820
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:53,959
Speaker 1: what's your password? That's his nines. I got a couple

821
00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: of scenes like that's Eric Guilty. We're getting you in

822
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: a music video. I would love to you said that before.

823
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get my hopes up. I'm trying to

824
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: think of it. If there's any other bombing stories that

825
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 1: I've that I had, I thought I was only supposed

826
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: to think of one. Yeah, one thing to talk about

827
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: that crazy. This podcast is five hours. This is the

828
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 1: first act. I got okay, yeah, what's the second act?

829
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: What do we talk about next? We're talking about Nicole

830
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: and how you really feel about it? God, Nicole, I

831
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: love you. Don't listen to these people, Dude, don't funk

832
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: that up. I'm not don't fuck that up. I won't.

833
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: I probably hope you don't tell her how you really

834
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: feel right now. You're You're lucky, Nicole. You're the best

835
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: thing that's ever happened.

836
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:38,919
Speaker 2: Man. I love you. Good.

837
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 1: Let's see, we'll put it this out next Valentin's Day,

838
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,439
Speaker 1: that's whurber. That's actually her birthday is February thirteenth. That's tough.

839
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 1: Oh Friday the thirteenth. Yeah, she's like, you got you're

840
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: going to cut your be up in your Sleep's fine,

841
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm ready to just end it. Yeah, yeah, that makes

842
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: sense if that's my phasectomy. Yeah, that is the whole

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Speaker 1: thing just coming off, you know, in China, and they

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Speaker 1: would the eunuchs testicles and penis. Yeah, yeah, they turned

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Speaker 1: into the angels from Dogma. Wow, that's bombing with everybody.

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Speaker 2: Let him hear with Adre.

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Speaker 1: All right, listen up, we got something special for you.

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Speaker 1: Got a burning story that you're itching to tell about

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Speaker 1: chance to tell me all about it.

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Speaker 2: Mabe.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear your worst, most cringe worthy What

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Speaker 1: the fuck was I thinking? What just happened moment? So

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Speaker 1: pick up your phone and dial seven one six bombing.

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Speaker 1: That's seven one six two six six twenty four sixty

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Speaker 1: four and leave me a voice bail and we might

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Speaker 1: just play it on a future. Your episode, Bombing with

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