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Speaker 1: Johnson Comedy on Everything. Now. To get into the episode, Today,
Speaker 1: we're talking about chains versus grills, which I'm currently wearing.
Speaker 1: Both yeah, no, no, I appreciate you taking the theme on.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you really, uh submerging yourself in the topic.
Speaker 1: But my life, I'm on the side of of chains
Speaker 1: because I think grills just that they don't do it
Speaker 1: for me. They don't make sense to me. I don't
Speaker 1: really enjoy them at all. I know you have a chain.
Speaker 1: I had a chain. I've never seen you wear jewelry.
Speaker 1: I don't wear much jewelry, but I do. I've never
Speaker 1: seen you wear a stitch of metal on your body.
Speaker 1: I've got real jewelry. I got fake jewelry. You understaying, Well,
Speaker 1: it's just I've got costume jewelry. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like all your brains can't be gold. Who am
Speaker 1: I if I wanted to be a drug I've been
Speaker 1: a drug dealer's girlfriend, now my girlfriend. Listen. I didn't
Speaker 1: get anything out of it, being very annoyed. It's a
Speaker 1: good d but on the most part, he's an idiot. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so see I no, I see, I see
Speaker 1: what you're wearing my grill, I see it. But the
Speaker 1: grill that I have, I didn't go to the gump um.
Speaker 1: What I did is basically it's like an outline along
Speaker 1: the bottom. Oh yeah, I see it, um, And then
Speaker 1: there's diamonds in between wherever the I guess wherever, like
Speaker 1: the space between a space between a tooth, but like
Speaker 1: so basically it looks like I want to say, like
Speaker 1: drapes for like a balance. So it's almost like an
Speaker 1: outline of all my teeth under knees. It's top six teeth,
Speaker 1: and then there's a diamond in between every tooth. And
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe I should have done it where
Speaker 1: it was a diamond in front of every tooth, but
Speaker 1: I was like, I wanted to be like low key
Speaker 1: because the original design was diamonds all the way across.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm not that person. I'm with you,
Speaker 1: and this thing, your grill does not bother me the
Speaker 1: way that you have. You've had it done. What this
Speaker 1: this is? I guess where I where I get caught
Speaker 1: up with grills. Why the chains are superior? Alright, you
Speaker 1: can accentuate you, you you can express yourself just as much,
Speaker 1: if not more, with the bottom of a chain with
Speaker 1: a jewelry hanging down as you can with a grill.
Speaker 1: A grill, it's one of those things where Let's say
Speaker 1: we're in a situation where, um, you go to the doctor.
Speaker 1: I actually saw Derek last night and was talking to
Speaker 1: him about this exact thing. Let's say you go to
Speaker 1: the doctor, all right, and your doctor you got a
Speaker 1: cool doctor, you got you gotta laid back doctor. And
Speaker 1: he happens to have on a chain. All right, my
Speaker 1: man is flawsit. My man is doing well in life.
Speaker 1: He's a doctor. He's got a chain. If I go
Speaker 1: to the doctor, if I go to the person that's
Speaker 1: the hippocratic oath, they have a grill in their mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm following claims. I'm telling you right now. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now, that's not gonna be good medical care
Speaker 1: that you get with a grill all the way in
Speaker 1: the mouth, just tops, tops and bottoms or just bottoms.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if if there's even a
Speaker 1: distinction that needs to be made, because for me, he'll
Speaker 1: be he'll be grabbing the popsicle stick being like go,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you go, what is in your mouth?
Speaker 1: Right now? Honestly, I am not a fan. If it
Speaker 1: comes to a doctor, like a medical doctor, like someone
Speaker 1: who's out here with a d E, a license, like
Speaker 1: someone who can prescribe all of the drugs. I don't
Speaker 1: want to wear it either. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: a flashy ass doctor drive your Porsche do whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't want to see a doctor with a pink a
Speaker 1: doctor with a pinky ring. If I see a guy
Speaker 1: in a collegist with a pinky ring, I'm leaving the
Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm out. I'm out with a mon A
Speaker 1: Graham pinky ring. No, I'm out chain grill. If I
Speaker 1: see a doctor wearing flashy jewel ring coming to get me,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm gonna be concerned. It depends on the
Speaker 1: kind of doctor that it is, because if you go
Speaker 1: to a dentist, well, if you go to a dentist
Speaker 1: and they have a grill in, this is just hilarious. Also, uh,
Speaker 1: the last time I went to the dentist, this man
Speaker 1: cleans the teeth or whatever, and he says to me, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm concerned about your weight, And I said, excuse me,
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, I'm concerned about your way to
Speaker 1: recommend that you lose weight. I said, sir, you were
Speaker 1: out of your jurisdiction and he was like, what I said,
Speaker 1: you're out of your jurisdiction. Anything that's below my neck,
Speaker 1: you're out of your jurisdiction. And he goes, I'm a doctor,
Speaker 1: and I said, you're a dentist. Jeez, I'm glad he
Speaker 1: was done in your mouth. He's glad he was done.
Speaker 1: Oh what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm gonna start.
Speaker 1: He was like what I was like, your job is
Speaker 1: where the food starts, not where it ends up. But
Speaker 1: it's none of you. You're out of your jurisdiction. Did
Speaker 1: he give you any reasoning? Did he? Did he say anything?
Speaker 1: He said, bets on my doctor, I should be telling
Speaker 1: you to lose weight. And I said, you're out of
Speaker 1: your jurisdiction. You have cross county lines. I have a doctor.
Speaker 1: Dear dentist, funk out of here. I love. There a
Speaker 1: lot of people. It's gonna be mad. But you know
Speaker 1: you've never had a dentist call. You've had uh. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: you're trying to smash or what what are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're trying to I know I'm not too heavy for
Speaker 1: this chair. The hydraulics work, So what are you trying
Speaker 1: to say? Doc? What do you want? Baby? This is wild,
Speaker 1: But when it comes to grill. No, if I see
Speaker 1: a doctor with too much jewelry on. If you see
Speaker 1: a dentist with a grill in I'm a respect it
Speaker 1: because that's his lane. It's gonna be wild and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like, this is why I get to go
Speaker 1: to doctor in Miami, but I go to a dentist
Speaker 1: in Liberty City, my outside of Miami. It's got a grill,
Speaker 1: That's fine, it's where am I Where this dentist has
Speaker 1: this grill? Like if I'm in most places in Atlanta
Speaker 1: and if its Docca hasn't a grill, or Texas, someone
Speaker 1: like Houston or some ship Dennis hasn't a grill. Okay.
Speaker 1: If I am in Iowa, if I'm a Nantucket and
Speaker 1: you havn't, I have questions and concerns right. Also a
Speaker 1: very fun story about Jack Knight last year when he
Speaker 1: was in town and we're filming Sam's show uh pause
Speaker 1: with Sam j on HBO. It's amazing, Um me and
Speaker 1: Josh are both on it. I had on my Black
Speaker 1: Air Forces, which people have already decided as a problem,
Speaker 1: uh Black Air Forces, my grill and my camel jacket,
Speaker 1: and I'm standing there just at the bar and I
Speaker 1: turned around because Jack was trying to say that about
Speaker 1: my Air Forces, and I turned around to Jacko's way,
Speaker 1: you got in a grill, air forces and a camel jacket, nigga,
Speaker 1: you can't be trusted. What's going on right now? And
Speaker 1: I was like, I hear you. But also you were
Speaker 1: just looking at a person who's from Atlanta, Georgia. Like
Speaker 1: that's all that says the girl in the air force
Speaker 1: to say Atlanta, but the camel's jacket says Georgia. I
Speaker 1: guess if you put them together, they go together. But
Speaker 1: like this is this is, this is the thing that
Speaker 1: trips me up about grills and chains. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: authenticity for a second. What you mean they gotta be
Speaker 1: real because you're grill because there's the last thing you
Speaker 1: need is a grill made of a non precious like
Speaker 1: not madelder platinum. They aren't all made of a precious metal.
Speaker 1: So then when you have a fake chain, the worst
Speaker 1: that's gonna happen is that it turns your skin little green.
Speaker 1: Maybe you smell a little bit whatever, right smell? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they I think that would sweat. Some of those fake
Speaker 1: chains can like give off a little bit of a
Speaker 1: mentally scent okay, and then with a fake grill. That's
Speaker 1: your mouth, I hear you. I can say that I
Speaker 1: at one point did have a fake room just because
Speaker 1: it was it was like it was it was a
Speaker 1: novelty grill. You weren't supposed to wear it. For a
Speaker 1: long amount of time. There was this uh hood. Only
Speaker 1: way I can describe it, you know, his friends with
Speaker 1: The only we can describe was a hood Mexican store.
Speaker 1: This was in like the Latino part of town, but
Speaker 1: on the Mexican area in Atlanta Highway. And so the
Speaker 1: store had like a lot of soccer jerseys and a
Speaker 1: lot of like Tahano clothing. But then so and I'm
Speaker 1: like the cowboy boots from like the Ostrich boots, the
Speaker 1: Cactus boots, the cowboy hats, the shirts with um the
Speaker 1: version that God alope on it. But then there was
Speaker 1: this huge rack, spinning rack of just grills and they
Speaker 1: were ten dollars. They had all kind of stones in
Speaker 1: them right there, all Ryan stones. It's all fake. And
Speaker 1: when you got it, it came with this little piece
Speaker 1: of wax. You put the wax in hot water and
Speaker 1: then you would put it in the grill and then
Speaker 1: you put in your mouth, and that's how you would
Speaker 1: fit it to your mouth. I still have it, and
Speaker 1: I have like a roll of like clear stones, a
Speaker 1: roll turquoise stones, roll clear stones. Going straight across. We
Speaker 1: saw one that looked like stained glass windows were like
Speaker 1: on each two. It was like a little like red
Speaker 1: stone and a clear stone a cross. So people the
Speaker 1: chan the grill game. It's so deep, people so pressed
Speaker 1: to have a grill. You did you say hot water?
Speaker 1: You would put the piece of wax in hot water
Speaker 1: water to melt it, not to melt it, but to
Speaker 1: make it soft. And then you put that in the
Speaker 1: grill and you put that in your mouth like on
Speaker 1: your teeth, and I tell you would make the grill
Speaker 1: snug to your teeth. It was just a generic fit.
Speaker 1: So it's the same way that you get your mouth
Speaker 1: guard ready when you're gonna box. Is that it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you throw that thing in some hot water, you bite down.
Speaker 1: Let's sit for a little bit. I've never boxed before
Speaker 1: because I value my face. No, I'm with you, I
Speaker 1: mean probably still want to have it even if you
Speaker 1: weren't sparring, just like even if you were like hitting
Speaker 1: the bags, you know, you never know what could happen.
Speaker 1: You gonna hit your own self in the mouth. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I've seen some very unskilled people train. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like watching the videos? Um? So yeah, so you
Speaker 1: are you like watching wild ass videos. I've never understood
Speaker 1: your dislike, your disdain, your animosity. Come on, s a
Speaker 1: t words, Come on the saurus uh, come through the sas,
Speaker 1: come through the saurus um. Also in a fun word,
Speaker 1: there's the episode of Arthur where DW just thinks that
Speaker 1: the sours is just the saurus um, which just thinks
Speaker 1: it's a dinosaur that knows words. And I was like, honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad because I'm not the first person that
Speaker 1: ever thought this. I just never understood your dislike, disdained, animosity,
Speaker 1: your true uh malice that you have the right word.
Speaker 1: But why you dislike the grill so much? It's just fun.
Speaker 1: I'll explain it right now. I'll give you an indication
Speaker 1: right now. So let's say someone has a heavy chain.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about straight up downsides for a second
Speaker 1: of both. Right, Let's say someone has a heavy chain
Speaker 1: that they're just not made for. You know, like, I'm
Speaker 1: the type of person. I'd like to think that I'm
Speaker 1: self aware. Who knows other people would have to tell
Speaker 1: me that you're how self aware you are. You're very
Speaker 1: self aware. So I don't go around trying to even
Speaker 1: as I've tried to gain weight and muscle in the years,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be that big because I'm not
Speaker 1: that tall. So then if I get well, you were
Speaker 1: trying to be huge. Yeah, I was joking. Oh man,
Speaker 1: thank you so much that it's been so hard for
Speaker 1: me to just be like this, Nick is never going
Speaker 1: to be huge. Wow. Wow, you don't believe at all.
Speaker 1: All I really try to do. I'm trying to gain
Speaker 1: ten more pounds I have now and keep that for
Speaker 1: the rest of my days. This is why metabolism is
Speaker 1: a bastard, because I can gain ten pounds by just breathing.
Speaker 1: Hint um. Bodies aren't fair, first of all. But I
Speaker 1: wanted to be ten pounds of like clean cut, just
Speaker 1: lean muscle, just you know, you know, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about already probably two percent body If I
Speaker 1: was two percent body fat of cold would kill me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like eleven, shut the funk up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I'm also skinny right now. I lost all my
Speaker 1: muscle at the pandemic, even skinny forever. There's a little
Speaker 1: stint in there where I would have liked to believe
Speaker 1: I was built. But all right, whatever you're not. It's
Speaker 1: really not even the point. You're fine. You're fine. I
Speaker 1: took us all this role. This is let me get
Speaker 1: us back on track. So when it comes to the
Speaker 1: self awareness that takes to wear the right chain, you
Speaker 1: don't want to be a little guy with a big chain.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be one of those little dudes
Speaker 1: that's just like like hunched over because the chain is
Speaker 1: too it's too icy. Alright, you're frozen. You're frozen over,
Speaker 1: you have hypothermia in your neck, and it's not sexy.
Speaker 1: It's not like women. It's not like women see a
Speaker 1: dude with the beautiful, beautiful chain but can't hold it
Speaker 1: up with his neck and go, oh, that's the one
Speaker 1: I want, the one that's clearly bad with money and body.
Speaker 1: I do wonder when I ever I see those really
Speaker 1: thick change with diamonds all in them, Like, how the
Speaker 1: funk much did this chain cost? You don't have a car,
Speaker 1: It clearly cost the car, clearly oh yea truly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the car, the trade is at least a car man,
Speaker 1: I I just can't like my chain. I had to
Speaker 1: hook up to my homeboy from some people he grew
Speaker 1: up with m HM, so I got a deep discount
Speaker 1: on my chain. Also, my girl didn't go up to
Speaker 1: the dumps, so it was just less gold. So it
Speaker 1: was just less money right because I'm on the classic
Speaker 1: Danny grill. It was funny because I came home when
Speaker 1: I showed my mother and my mother and I gave
Speaker 1: up with is your my mom? And my mother was like,
Speaker 1: my daughter just really like reels, and she just because
Speaker 1: she just couldn't understand and why I was so pressed
Speaker 1: about this. But I bought it during the pandemic because
Speaker 1: we all needed little things to make us happy. Um
Speaker 1: it was. It was truly extremely affordable with a discounts.
Speaker 1: That's why I gotta tie. But there's been more times
Speaker 1: or I've seen someone with a chain. No where I've
Speaker 1: seen a man with a chain or a grill and
Speaker 1: just been like, how can you afford this? Because everything
Speaker 1: else you're showing me tells me that you can't afford
Speaker 1: your mouth. It's almost like in a video game where
Speaker 1: the stats get really high but for only one attribute,
Speaker 1: when your health is really hard. Yeah, you're playing Brio
Speaker 1: Kart and you have your acceleration at the highest level,
Speaker 1: but your speed is low, your weight is low. You're like,
Speaker 1: you've messed up to think there's to be some sort
Speaker 1: of balance here. You have no weapons, you have no
Speaker 1: am like, I have nothing to defend yourself. Actually no,
Speaker 1: you would if your chain is that nice, you would
Speaker 1: have weapons to defend yourself. Like a flavor flavor situation
Speaker 1: where it was like, oh, his shain are so big,
Speaker 1: he just became a clock. There's just a clock. We
Speaker 1: thought it was ridiculous because we've all seen somebody in
Speaker 1: chains and then like what the what the fuck? I
Speaker 1: don't understand why, like humans as a whole, because like
Speaker 1: all races of people, all backgrounds of people funk with chains.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this came about, but it was
Speaker 1: just like I was like, all right, let me get
Speaker 1: this little loop of metal. We'll put that around the
Speaker 1: nicks in it. Because chains makes sense, all right, they
Speaker 1: hang from your neck. You don't have to worry about him.
Speaker 1: There's there's a reason we don't have changed hanging from
Speaker 1: one arm, it's gonna fall off. There's a reason we
Speaker 1: don't have chains hanging from the waist. That's what a
Speaker 1: belt is for. You know, there's there's belly chains. You
Speaker 1: didn't go through the early nineties, I mean like nineties,
Speaker 1: early two thousands. Those to me don't like actually scream
Speaker 1: chain like like those those for me are just like
Speaker 1: a hook up on a belly button ring. I hear you.
Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for waste beats to go Like waste
Speaker 1: beads are real big right now. I'm just waiting for
Speaker 1: them to go metal. That's what I'm waiting for, waste beats.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for waste beeds just become waste chains. So
Speaker 1: you're seeing that the chain makes sense. See this thing,
Speaker 1: the the chain. To borrow from you from our our
Speaker 1: last recording, you know that the chain is superior because
Speaker 1: it goes across all cultures. Like you said, just like
Speaker 1: how you know chicken soup. Okay, I think I think
Speaker 1: that the grill is a very particular thing because it
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense for most people. So quick story. The
Speaker 1: same way that sometimes you see a guy with a
Speaker 1: chain that he can't really keep up. Look like you
Speaker 1: got too many Marty Graw beats. The next time I
Speaker 1: see somebody with a bunch of chairs, I want to go.
Speaker 1: And that's what's kind of leaning over the other thing
Speaker 1: that's at play here. The other thing that we have
Speaker 1: to keep in mind is that the same goes for
Speaker 1: grills and quick story. When I was young, I knew
Speaker 1: a kid that worked at UM the movie theater. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a grill and his grill. I don't know
Speaker 1: the quality. I actually I won't. I won't even speak
Speaker 1: to it. I don't know if it was fake or real.
Speaker 1: All I know is it seemed to have set him
Speaker 1: back quite a lot, uh, quite a lot of his
Speaker 1: money went to the gum was like one of those
Speaker 1: classic remember those party like a Star era grills? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so okay, where it's like it has that
Speaker 1: very flowy, gold drippy look instead of just being like
Speaker 1: it looks like just a solid gold bar almost, but
Speaker 1: with a little bit of design in it. Okay. So
Speaker 1: he had one of those, and I don't know who
Speaker 1: he went to. I don't know how it was done,
Speaker 1: but it was not fitted properly for his mouth, so
Speaker 1: it gave him both when it was in at least
Speaker 1: when it was in his mouth, it gave a lisp,
Speaker 1: and it gave a whistle, and the whistle was very
Speaker 1: unfortunate the whistle the whistle because you never knew when
Speaker 1: the whistle was coming, because the whistle wouldn't come with sss.
Speaker 1: That was a lisp. The whistle would come at random times,
Speaker 1: and that, for me, a chain will never do you
Speaker 1: like that he made a choice to where someone else's grill.
Speaker 1: I don't know what pawn shop he went to, but
Speaker 1: I feel like this was not his grill that I'm
Speaker 1: telling you that one, and I'm telling you I feel
Speaker 1: like that this was not I don't feel like it's
Speaker 1: set him back. I feel like he went to and
Speaker 1: pawn shops are always very I wouldn't never buy anything
Speaker 1: out of a pawn shop because you were catching someone
Speaker 1: at their worst. Like, listen, I just need a couple
Speaker 1: of dollars. I'm gonna put my wedding ring in here,
Speaker 1: get a couple of dollars, and then I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: back and get it. And a lot of times people
Speaker 1: can't come back and get it. Stereo equipment, yeah they
Speaker 1: forget as well, they'll forget or they can really just
Speaker 1: can't he there's like an interest you have to pay
Speaker 1: to get your stuff back because it basically it's a
Speaker 1: predatory loan. Obviously title pown, so I will never buy
Speaker 1: anything out of a pawn shop because it was like,
Speaker 1: oh this was someone and a are straight. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so that's where he got this girl from. I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe he was at the box office just
Speaker 1: so five for Fantastic Miss the Fox like nod stopped.
Speaker 1: And it was crazy because the couple of years that
Speaker 1: I knew him where he had that grill, there were
Speaker 1: a lot of s movies that came out, a lot
Speaker 1: of Star Wars and then you know it's crazy, but
Speaker 1: it changes tone of voice as well. He couldn't talk
Speaker 1: around the grill. So then when he took the grill out,
Speaker 1: my man's voice was deeper, like that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: like you don't tell me? He was like the Star
Speaker 1: Wars and then it for for Star Wars like don't
Speaker 1: do me, like don't I'm telling you. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: this dude. His grill did him so dirty every day.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me see with mine, because mine made
Speaker 1: me talk different. You do have to learn how to
Speaker 1: talk around it. Yeah, but he clearly didn't in years
Speaker 1: that he had it. So maybe he couldn't talk around
Speaker 1: it because it wasn't his. Because also, I feel like
Speaker 1: if he brought the base to that grill, he was
Speaker 1: scared it would pop out. Josh Johnson, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: like if he if he spoke at his regular register
Speaker 1: and he was nervous that because that grill, Like and
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to put my band on blasts or anything.
Speaker 1: That's why you already put him. But I'm just saying
Speaker 1: his grill was like the sagging pants of grills. Like
Speaker 1: it was like that thing pants, whether the sagging pants
Speaker 1: or whether when you see a kid on picture day
Speaker 1: and his dad's suit. The reason that I would say
Speaker 1: it was sagging pants it is because it felt like
Speaker 1: he was always adjusting it in his mouth. See when
Speaker 1: I got mine done, they take like they take a
Speaker 1: they take a mold of your teeth, like a true mold.
Speaker 1: You said, there for ten minutes, it cures. They pour
Speaker 1: a plaster in it and then they use wax too.
Speaker 1: Because I was sitting there with the duke, there was
Speaker 1: soccers that the guy who was making it I went
Speaker 1: to Gabby Alon and got my uh grill done. And
Speaker 1: so they take the mode of your teeth and then
Speaker 1: he uses wax to create what the what the girl
Speaker 1: will become. And so they do the mold on your
Speaker 1: usually wax on your teeth to design it. Put in
Speaker 1: little places where the you know, any stones or whatever goes.
Speaker 1: They put that in like the mold, and then they
Speaker 1: pour golden and wherever the wax, the wax melts out,
Speaker 1: it almost like evaporates, and then the gold goes in
Speaker 1: where the wax was not injury the kid is. But
Speaker 1: I can say there might not be other cultures that
Speaker 1: do grills, but there are a lot of other cultures
Speaker 1: that do gold and silver teeth. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: most of any of those cultures are European in um.
Speaker 1: But once you get out of Europe, like I grew
Speaker 1: up with a lot of kids that had from um Elsavador, Mexico,
Speaker 1: that had them silver teeth. Its silver. That was a
Speaker 1: lot of silver teeth. There might be one's just one tooth.
Speaker 1: And Americans Black Americans, it was like, listen, why would
Speaker 1: I have one gold tooth when I could have six
Speaker 1: across the top that our gold, and to be better
Speaker 1: with my diental hygiene, I will make these gold teeth
Speaker 1: removable because I remember growing up had a gold tooth.
Speaker 1: A lot of times the tooth would rot on the inside.
Speaker 1: So the thing about a grill, because you think it's
Speaker 1: like you can get a cap done that's removable, So
Speaker 1: a grill all it did was it gave you the
Speaker 1: best because like you can't only thing you can drink
Speaker 1: and you're having a grill with water, you can't eat
Speaker 1: anything because your teeth are covered and go like, you
Speaker 1: can't you can't bite into anything when you're having a grill,
Speaker 1: So you don't want to bite into an apple and
Speaker 1: lose a diamond like a joke. I'm pretty sure little
Speaker 1: Wayne ate with his grill in that was that whole
Speaker 1: new story that he didn't take it off for like
Speaker 1: a week or something like that. It feels like propaganda lies.
Speaker 1: Let me see, I'll look it up right now, because
Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong. I don't want to lie a little Wayne,
Speaker 1: because that's a shame that your friend and his wasn't
Speaker 1: like because like the guy gave you was telling me,
Speaker 1: like you have to make it a little bit like
Speaker 1: when you have when you make a grill, you make
Speaker 1: it tight so it doesn't fall out while someone is talking.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm starting to think this is telling you this.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we talked about because it's the first time
Speaker 1: I've ever been like, maybe that was someone else's grill
Speaker 1: that never occurred to me the entire time, but I
Speaker 1: would see him and talk to him and be like
Speaker 1: poor thing, Like I would never you give my blessed
Speaker 1: heart poor thing, because he would just be over here, like,
Speaker 1: so what do y'all doing on days? Like that's not
Speaker 1: even his voice. That's a shame. It's like he put
Speaker 1: on someone else's whole mouth. Like maybe it's one of
Speaker 1: those situations where it's like one of those horror movies
Speaker 1: where you, you know, have you get someone's you know,
Speaker 1: ring or something like that, and then you just possessed
Speaker 1: by that person. Maybe he got the voice of whoever
Speaker 1: that grill originally belong to. I am making sure that
Speaker 1: I am enunciating with this end, because I don't want
Speaker 1: to create my own lisp situation. Oh, it looks like
Speaker 1: little Wayne has left his grill in permanently. Those are
Speaker 1: just gold teeth, I think, Yeah, I think diamond t
Speaker 1: it says. American rapper Lil Wayne has revealed that he
Speaker 1: takes good care of his diamond teeth by brushing them
Speaker 1: every morning, noon, and night. Yeah, they're in his teeth permanently.
Speaker 1: Cannot remove them. He has to be careful with what
Speaker 1: he eats and cleans them after every meal. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a different that's a different thing. I thought that he
Speaker 1: had a grill in this whole time. Is it because
Speaker 1: it's flashy that it's not something that you're a fan of,
Speaker 1: Because I I, I mean, I'm very much who I am,
Speaker 1: So you know what I mean. It's I have a
Speaker 1: lot of rings on, whether they're you know, costume or not.
Speaker 1: I respect flashy. I don't mind flashy at all. Right,
Speaker 1: So you know I think gets me is uh, there's
Speaker 1: a hygiene thing that the hygiene is what holding you up.
Speaker 1: A little bit of it is the hygiene. And I
Speaker 1: think I've just watched people have bad real experiences. I
Speaker 1: had a friend this is this is a much smaller thing.
Speaker 1: This is not that big of a deal. But I
Speaker 1: had a friend of bite his lip with with his
Speaker 1: grill it and he got himself pretty good. Like I mean,
Speaker 1: talk the rest of the time we were hanging out,
Speaker 1: like I don't even know how he had one of
Speaker 1: the vampire things though it was a little like it
Speaker 1: wasn't It wasn't like the full long canine type vampire thing.
Speaker 1: It was really little and it was only a little
Speaker 1: bit longer than his actual tooth was, so it's like
Speaker 1: it would be hard to notice unless he smiled wide,
Speaker 1: but he had the little bit of vampire like edge
Speaker 1: to the ends of the grill. And then at one
Speaker 1: point he just I don't know if he was talking
Speaker 1: or thinking, but he just bit his own lip and
Speaker 1: he was not having a good time after that. I
Speaker 1: mean the times you've been in your own lip. But
Speaker 1: just like I hate everything and everyone if you get
Speaker 1: a gold dagger in your mouth, because that's like the
Speaker 1: because like usually when you bite like your cheek or
Speaker 1: something when you're like eating, that's different. But like really
Speaker 1: just stabbing yourself in the level where you bite that
Speaker 1: like edge, that's real close to the lift. Have you
Speaker 1: ever got your grill stuck? There's a time where you
Speaker 1: where where I thought it was stuck, and you just
Speaker 1: panic for a second and then I was just like,
Speaker 1: I know, this isn't stuck. I just need to relax.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I'm trying to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: I thought about getting one that was lepper print upper
Speaker 1: print grill. Yeah, so i'd be up to the gums
Speaker 1: and then it would be did you would use enamel
Speaker 1: like to paint on the design. This is why I
Speaker 1: think a chain is superior. All right, if you want
Speaker 1: to express yourself, if you want, if you want to
Speaker 1: have the thing that's your favorite out there allowed for
Speaker 1: people to see you, put on a chain because the
Speaker 1: chain could be seen from far away. The grill, I
Speaker 1: got get right up close. I got to know you, really,
Speaker 1: I got to really know you. Yes, yes, people listen,
Speaker 1: people snatch chains. People don't snatch grills. Okay, but but
Speaker 1: let's let's now talk about that that level of deficiency
Speaker 1: of both. Okay, no person that I've ever seen, rapper
Speaker 1: or otherwise looks cool give their chain snatch. We all
Speaker 1: look like little kids that get straggled at the supermarket.
Speaker 1: My mom is you know, it's it's all DEEPO. It's
Speaker 1: my grandmama got men chain, right. So I remember because
Speaker 1: I haven't been on the train a lot, but I
Speaker 1: remember being I was shooting comedy knockout and I was
Speaker 1: going to meet somebody. So this is like Harlem Spanish Harlem.
Speaker 1: And I go and it's like summertime. I think it's
Speaker 1: like twenty the summers twenties sixteen, I believe. And I'm
Speaker 1: going to get on the train very recrudgingly, and I
Speaker 1: see this rolling message that says, attention, it has changed
Speaker 1: snatching season. Don't be flashy with your jewelry. And I
Speaker 1: was like, first of all, I thought Christmas would change
Speaker 1: snatching season. I did not know that the dead of July.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess anytime, I mean change snatching this
Speaker 1: year round. You know what I mean. Just let's see
Speaker 1: a message that said it is chain snatching season, do
Speaker 1: not be flashy with your jewelry. The other thing about
Speaker 1: change is that you can I have seen a man
Speaker 1: wear a chain that is too thin for him. I
Speaker 1: have seen men in change that was too big for them.
Speaker 1: Like I've never seen a woman in a chain. Or'm
Speaker 1: just like, sis, do you even want to ultra thick there?
Speaker 1: But there's a there's a different there's just the way
Speaker 1: that the thickness sat woman getting made sense on her.
Speaker 1: But I have seen big men with very thin they
Speaker 1: just time I don't like, sir, where did you get
Speaker 1: this gold dental floss? Because on me, it's a regular chain.
Speaker 1: I'm a dainty lady right on this grown ass man.
Speaker 1: Once you hit a certain size, you have to think
Speaker 1: about what the how the sizes of things work. You
Speaker 1: see what I mean? Yeah, I think that you actually
Speaker 1: should not have to me, you shouldn't have a chain
Speaker 1: that is more than half an inch thicker than the
Speaker 1: veins in your neck, because this is where men get
Speaker 1: into trouble. This is where we get into a little
Speaker 1: bit of the like ultra macho, long and and thick
Speaker 1: chain that doesn't really look good on you, doesn't really
Speaker 1: sit well, make your neck bend over a little bit.
Speaker 1: You know. I've seen chains that were there's a gentleman
Speaker 1: that I am aware of who it's like six it's
Speaker 1: like in the six threes, you know, and has the
Speaker 1: longest chain I have ever seen on anybody. And in
Speaker 1: so long you think it looks like two chains, it
Speaker 1: looks like to chain, it looks like two chains that
Speaker 1: have been attached in the end. Yeah, because it's so long,
Speaker 1: like he'll never after unhood, Like like there was one
Speaker 1: day I was so tempted to just stand in front
Speaker 1: of him and put the chain on me as well.
Speaker 1: I mean, when you're that tall, you really don't even
Speaker 1: have to worry about chain snatching because that's just hanging.
Speaker 1: It's just but like it hangs so like it hangs
Speaker 1: low over it's like the middle. It's like it's above
Speaker 1: his belly button, but it's like below his startom. So
Speaker 1: it's like it's very yeah, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is it hangs like a doorway. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: I don't hate it. I mean, he seems tall enough
Speaker 1: to pull it off. It's like it was a short
Speaker 1: guy with that chain that was just stepping on it
Speaker 1: and tripping himself up like a looney tune that. I
Speaker 1: think it's because he has a long torso, because some
Speaker 1: people get like my I have long Like I'm not
Speaker 1: a tall person, right, I'm fine for and I'm formally
Speaker 1: average height for a woman. This bases just got bigger
Speaker 1: than me. And so most of my height comes from
Speaker 1: my legs, Like my torso's nut doesn't match to wear
Speaker 1: like my legs. So my torso wasn't that long. So
Speaker 1: if I had, I don't like a really long chain.
Speaker 1: But also I had like I used to make jewelry
Speaker 1: and still kind of do um and this is is
Speaker 1: for fun and not for profit. Um. So the thing
Speaker 1: about chains is like I would make chains, and I
Speaker 1: would make the length usually around like twenty around twenty
Speaker 1: inches based on me. That's wrong, change with me, but
Speaker 1: like sixteen, like it's too small or whatever, too short.
Speaker 1: I don't like that chain. That just oh, that's just
Speaker 1: almost like a choker. It's almost like a choker, just
Speaker 1: a little bit looser than joker. I hate that ship
Speaker 1: because I don't feel like that I'm being loosely choked.
Speaker 1: It's like that Mitch Headberg jokers. Like wearing a turtle neck,
Speaker 1: it's like being like lightly choked all there. Uh, and
Speaker 1: wearing a turtleneck in a backpack, it's like trying. It's
Speaker 1: like someone trying to like a small person trying to
Speaker 1: take it down. Also, like my neck is not super
Speaker 1: long because people do have you know, there's different links
Speaker 1: of necks, right, So someone was like a really long
Speaker 1: neck because I'm always very aware of my neck because
Speaker 1: I get did get to a point in my joint
Speaker 1: in my life as a person where I feel I
Speaker 1: worked very hard to make try to have a neck
Speaker 1: m because I feel like at one point I was
Speaker 1: close to losing my neck. This is the thing. So
Speaker 1: chain will also accentuate the neck. No, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no, no no, no no no, if you're a person with
Speaker 1: no neck, because I was a nat swing from being
Speaker 1: a person with no neck out here just being a
Speaker 1: straight linebacker. And I have done invasive maneuvers to make
Speaker 1: sure that I am if I'm a neck having American. Um.
Speaker 1: When you see someone who truly has no neck with
Speaker 1: a chain on, it looks like an optical illusion. What
Speaker 1: is the chain attached to? How is it out here?
Speaker 1: How is it living its life? So you've seen people
Speaker 1: who change with too small use to people who change
Speaker 1: with too long. Um your chain hang load. There's a
Speaker 1: wobble to and fro um. Which is also a very
Speaker 1: silly song. Have you heard that song? No? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love that song. It's very silly. It's gonna get stuck
Speaker 1: in my head. Now, don't let it do it? They
Speaker 1: go the song? You know you know, uh Georgia by ludicrous.
Speaker 1: Think of that. So so you know what, let's put
Speaker 1: it up now, don't get mad, now need grow. You
Speaker 1: have not proven to me you can give it to
Speaker 1: the listener you want to. You have not given me
Speaker 1: adequate evidence to show me why you think that the
Speaker 1: chain I under saying it's not in your mouth. That's
Speaker 1: the only reason you've given me that the chain is
Speaker 1: better than the grill. I feel like you haven't seen
Speaker 1: magnificent grills. So I on your Instagram machine. I'm going
Speaker 1: to send you a website a Instagram profile from where
Speaker 1: I got my girl from. And he is doing amazing work.
Speaker 1: I think you need to see it. Well, look, while
Speaker 1: you're doing that, I'll go ahead and wrap up the episode.
Speaker 1: Thank you all so much for listening. To hold up,
Speaker 1: We're gonna put it to you, the listener. Are you
Speaker 1: on the side of chains or grills? Which do you prefer?
Speaker 1: Which do you think is superior? All right? And if
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Speaker 1: but I think people need to hear how you how
Speaker 1: you look at these crows. I'm looking and I'm seeing,
Speaker 1: and I see what you're saying. But to me, it's
Speaker 1: just it's just not my thing. I mean, I never
Speaker 1: wanted to call you a hater to your face. Wow. Wow.
Speaker 1: We should probably end before that happens. We should wrap up.
Speaker 1: Thank you all so much for listening, and I hope
Speaker 1: you have a great weekend. We will catch you next week.
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